THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 30,' 1916. bTHE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSE WATER. VICTOE ROSEWATER, EDITOR. t- THE BEB PUBLISH PJQ COMPANY, PROPRIETOR. ft bttiri at Oub poatarflae a aaeocad-alaaa eaattaT. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. , , Br Carrier BrMl , par month. aaf yaar n.llr and SaadaT..... .....MS? aDall. arithoat SunU ...4 ' f truiK- .mi a,.!.. ita Evaning without Sunday...- SaiMUr Baa only .... v.... Dally ml Imhr Bm. three yaers la edraoea. 10.So. Sand eotlea of aaaiisa of add aa or lrr acalarity ta IIvott to Omaha Bm. Clrcalatioa Dapertasant. REMITTANCE. -tt y draft, expma, or poatal ardaa, Onlr -nt .talma takaa la earaiant ( amajl aeeoanta. Paraonal "'"J' axeapt oa Omaha and Mittn eaehaaae, not aoaeptaa. OFFICES. Omaha Tha Bm Balloint. South Omaha IS 18 N itrwt Council BlafTa 14 North Mala street, Lincoln 2t Llttla Boildina. CaieaaTO til Paoolt'a Gaa Bunding. Ntw York Room 101, SSI Fifth an n. St. Lou la .03 Near Bank of Commaraa. Waahlnctoa Hi Foertaenth atraat, N. W CORRESPONDENCE. Aesrais eemmanieationa ralattn to naara and adltorlal attar ta Omaha Bm, Editorial Dapartanaat, - OCTOBER CIRCULATION ' 53,818 Daily SuncU- 50,252 Dvvrat Williams, eirralatlaa manager of The Baa PaMlahlns company, brine duly iwora, aaya that tha avarasa elrealatioa for tha month of 0 lobar, Hit, was (Mil iaujr, and 11,261 Sunday. DWIOHT WILLIAMS. Ctreulattoa Manaser. Subaerlbad in 'air prnonac and worn to bafora ree thla 4th day of Noaambar. 1(1 . 0. W. CARLSON, Notary PuWta. i Subscribers leaving lb city temporarily I should ban Tha Bm aaailaal to tham. AeV .; drata will be chaafad aa ottan a requires. The quality of the heart put into our thank determinei its ascending power. . . t a a . ' . ' 1 No volunteer thisime to get the toldiera out of the trenchei before Christmai. V . For one day at' least turkey feather! supplant the eagle'i plume-on Liberty'! cap. . Shortage of ammunition it ts good ai any other excuse (or a retreat in Mexico. . The luggestion that there can be a "bum day" for high school glrli li thoroughly incredible. If any rule of law, courteiy or humanity sur vives the war, 'it deiervei a pension for life. !'Whf the price, of , a hair-cut goes up the only way to retaliate will be to wear your hair a little longer. ,-. . ., .;. .- :( . . v;, t J, .V . , T- ,L , -al "".". The practical knockout handed Roumania once more illustrates, the folly of bantams going against heavyweight!..; . .". .'. ' ' ,v ' ( The trouble with the food boycott i that The kick' at the breech hits ' almost as hard ai the discharge at the muzzle. 1 .Vr The office-holder-elect with.ippaintiv!. places to give out miy be thankfuf that fc, has sur vived the onrush of applicants .f V.. 'Possibly the Pilgrims had in mind, when. they started things, the propriety of giving thanks for the finish of the foot ball season, 'j V-v'-v; . :i'J - .' . J l'y yf'r' ' One thing for which air of our readers will still be most thankful ia that1 they live over here instead of in the warring countries of Europe,. Here' to Captain Duffy, the gallant com mander of the Chemung. He kept the flag flying to the finish. May his tribe increase and glorify ' the earth. Another European capital on wheel;. But then we once evacuated Washington as the seat of government ourselves white we were having a little fracas with the British. ' ' If wt as a people are truly grateful (or the blessings of peace, plenty and content, our thank fulness must not exhaust Itself in a single day. Rather should it grow with each passing hour and ' continue throughout the years, - . - v. From a' primitive ground floor in the '80s to the fifteenth floor in 1917 (airly spans the devel opment of-the telephone business of Omaha In barely thirty-years the toy laughed at by the multitude has become a business and house hold necessity, ranking among the foremost ro mances of modern progress. , ; , " An American missionary home from Turkey told Minneapolis reporter that the first Turkish "army of 1,000,000 men had been destroyed, and - the second army, equal in number, was heading (or the same destination. . Here is where cold ; type utterly fails to convey with the news the J missionary's tone of regret. i ' Thanksgiving in History Congress recommended days of thanksgiving - annually during the period of the revolution, and in 1784 for the return of peace. . Massachusetts Byv wii the first of the col onics to appoint an annual thanksgiving , by the proclamation of the English governor. The earliest harvest thanksgiving within, the preseat confines of the United States was kept , by the Pilgrim fathers, at Plymouth in 1621. ' In pioneer Thanksgiving times in certain parts of New England venison or bear's meat rather than turkey was the center of the festal board. .. .- , . Washington appointed a day. of thanksgiving in 1789 after the adoption of the constitution, and in 1795 for the general benefits and welfare of the nation. . ,- In the middle of the last century Thanksgiving day, in New York and other of the eastern cities, rivaled New Year's day as an occasion for the fashionables to exchange calls. In the state of New York the first thanksgiving proclamation was issued by Governor John Jay n 1795, and was announced as an expression of afatitude for the cessation of the yellow fever plague of that year. " " r , The first thanksgiving held in America was conducted on the shores of Newfoundland in the year 1578 by a minister who accompanied the Frobisher expedition which brought the English colony to settle on these shores. 1 i- aocr. r- . ti r 1 11 vJurcmvi jvfiitoii, va a if abulia mvur mended a day of thanksgiving; but in 1857 Gov ernor Wise, when requested to do so, , publicly declined, on the ground that he was not author ized to interfere in religious matters. ' ; One of the sportive features of the New Eng and Thanksgiving day in our grandfathers' time was- the shooting match, usually held in the morning, and therefore not viewed with favor by the church, because of its tendency to entice the youth from the thanksgiving service. Thanksgiving: Fast or Feast This day is set apart by civil authority, and with ecclesiastical sanction, as an especial season for returning thanks in a formal manner to the Almighty for his mercies and bounty bestowed during the year. From churches, stately or hum ble, all over the land, prayer and songs' of praise will go up, and in lieu of burnt offerings and in cense dinner tables will send up odors. from vi ands prepared for the (east that accompanies the occasion. Not all will share in the (easting, how ever, and these wilt not necessarily be those whose poverty restrains them (rom the indul gence that marks the holiday.- In fact, the poor will be looked after today far more tenderly and lavishly, so far as provision goes, than many whose circumstances divide them from the min istrations of charity and yet must struggle al ways to keep on this side of the mark. The (easting of the multitude will not be dis turbed by the reflections pf the few, who sin cerely hope for the continuation of the profusion of mercy and grace that has accompanied our career as a people during, these times when other nations are being tried in the furnace of adversity. Problems of prodigious moment, deeply affecting the future of these United States and all their dwellers, loom big in the path ahead. . They are not to be settled by evasion, by subterfuge nor by procrastination. "Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof will not serve to turn aside those accumulating influences that will shspe the end of this people. We are cele brating today an. occasion the observance of which was instituted among the Puritans in New England; we have sought to emulate and restore of late some of the rigid morality of those stern men. It will be well , for us, at the same time, if we revive alsd some of their lesser virtues, and realize a responsibility that seems now to be evaded. . ' Therefore, it will be well today if in every prayer of thanks that ascends to the Most High some word is included beseeching for a reawak ening of that spirit of liberty, that is not license, of independence that is not bluster, the spirit that made the Puritans strong, and under which the United States came to greatness. Feast, if you will, the physical man today, but let the feasting be accompanied by a spiritual fast that will bring a higher devotion to the things that are eternally right -:, ': An Indian Thanksgiving j .''','.; ' Sinking of the Chemung. . . The sinking , of the American steamer Che mung by an Austrian submarine adds another to the list of items on the open account between this country and the European nations. It is not likely that any serious complications will arise Over the matter, for a precedent has already been established that should govern. When the Frye was sunk by a German warship in the. south Pa cific two years ago it was clearly brought .out that a belligerent has the right to destroy an. in tercepted vessel cerrying Contraband when con ditions will not permit sending prize and cargo! to a home port. This leaves only the matter, of damages to be determined.- The' incident serves to bring just a little closer to Americana an ap preciation of the uses of the submersible war ship. Itt powers for destruction are unquestioned, but its capacity, lor service in other ways are de cidedly limited. 'The law of the submarine will be entirely rewritten 'after' the war, bat for 'the present it is largely a matter (or the captain's discretion. ' ' .. - . ' Austria's Singular Request Some surprise will naturally be (elt that Aus tria should make formal request that the Ameri can Red Cross. cease its activities in north Ser bia. No reason is assigned for this action by the Austrian government nor can the home authori ties give any sound explanation. It ntay be sur mised,' however, that the step ia preliminary to the adoption of a policy similar to that of Ger many in dealing with the Belgians. In other ways the Austrisns have" signified their intention to treat the Serbians as subjects of the dual mon archy and not as aliens. If this is the purpose, then it will be expected of the Serbs that they take part in the civil and industrial life of Aus tria, at least to the extent of performing such labor a may be necessary tJ entitle them to share in the living conditions of other subjects of the crown. The continued activity of the Red Cross would hamper this, and therefore i must cease. To the Anstrians the Serbs stand aa a conquered people, to be assimilated into the national life of the conquerors, and not aa objecta of world charity. ; ., -1 . - ' ' , Back at THeir Old Tricka. Election being over, the Nebraska democrats are again putting into practice those amenities that have so distinguished them among their kind. Hon. Edgar Howard (our friend by permission) and Hon. "Bill" Price casually encounter in a hotel lobby and straightway the air is vexed with unseemly epithets and language that ia distress ing. This conduct if the past be a precedent, will continue for the next two years, or until after the primary election in 1918. The brethren will take every opportunity to tell the truth about each other,-and foster the impression that there may be a chance for the right to come uppermost Then, when the election is at hand, seized by the lust for office, they will get together, a solid phalanx to battle (or control. Each will hide the other's shortcomings and conceal his unfitness, standing behind Bryan and Wilson and other party heroes, just to get the place they long for. Some day the people of the state will take these quarrelsome fellows at their word. -i . Indian summer loses none of its charms by sticking closely to business. Admirers cheerfully tolerate an occasional flirtation with Jack Frost, provided the eight-hour limit is observed. While November appears the favorite month of the hazy princess, December offers superior attractions (or an indefinite stay, besides guaranteeing hospi tality blending into ovations. Senator Chamberlain proposes to start the wheels of congress on a constitutional amend ment abolishing the electoral college and provid ing for the election of presidents by direct popu lar vote. .The wheels ,may respond to enthusi asm for a while, but the southern hammer is sure to jar the machinery. - . , ' If all the hills and hollows of the globe were leveled science assures us that fathoms of water would submerge -wet and dry, belts. . Right now the subject is pf little interest, . After May 1, perhaps, a scheme substituting schooners for watervngons msy attract investors. Waahfatoa Star Among the records of the bureau of American ethnology is (ound an interesting account of the Thanksgiving of the ancient Natchez, a tribe that 200 years ago lived in what is now the Mississippi and not far from the present city of that name. Today there are but four living members and they are in Oklahoma. But when visited, about 1718, by some travelers, an interesting account of this early American Thanksgiving was obtained. The corn over which this feast is celebrated is especially planted in a particular field in the spring, with great ceremony. When it ripens in July the celebration of Thanksgiving for the event began by the warriors gathering in a beau tiful lawn beneath the shade of tall trees.- On the outside of this gathering ground a granary called a tun was built of cane, and into it the warriors threw the corn till it was full. , The chief of the tribe, who was called the great Sun, was then placed in a hut erected near the granary, and on the appointed Thanksgiving day he was borne in a litter on the shoulders of eight men to the feast, first making a circuit of the ground before descending. ; ' Then the war chief, wearing a white plume, made the round of the huts, distributing grain to the women. The great Sun and the war chief then performed a long ceremony, most of which consisted in bowings and loud calls, all of which ended in the warriors going to the granary, get ting the corn out and preparing it for food. When the women finished cooking the corn, each appeared at the door of her hut, which was the signal for the feast. The men and boys ate first; then the women and girls. As fast as the men finished they went outside where a concert erf male voices was held; then began a recital in J which the war chief told of his exploits, ot how many of the enemy he had killed, and in this he was louowca oy ine omer praves in turn. When night came the ground was lighted by bundles of cane and the dance began. In the center a man seated himself beside a pot in which there was a little water, a skin being stretched across the top of the .pot to form a drum. Around him were arranged two circles, the inner one of women revolving in one direc tion, and the outer one of men revolving in the opposite way, each woman having a feather and each man a rattle in the hand. Those who be came tired retired at will and fresh ones entered at any time without disturbing the assembly. The dance generally lasted alt night, corn and water being the only food used. At 9 in the morning the great Sun came into the open space, and then the war chief appeared, both men having a party of braves at their back wearing their colors. They then began a game with a ball made of deerskin, which was snatched and fought' for to score goals. The game lasted for about two hours, when (here was great ex citement and hard fighting among the warriors. ' After the game the braves danced a war dance to the beating on ihe pot After all the corn was consumed the people returned to their huts and the feast was over. .. ' , '. ' Among the Creek Indians of Oklahoma, the New Year begin with the "Busk," which is a celebration dorresponding to our Thanksgiving, except that rthey celebrate the ripening of the corn, and not its harvesting. Yet the idea is exactly, the same one of giving thanks. , By early writers it was called the "green corn dance," and was regarded as a time of general forgive ness, of absolution of all crime and a doing away with any feeling of hatred toward others. Li .1 r I. D .. I . i. :L . I r-. . vi inc ciaca ouan., wuiui was wuucaacu ill vroii- eral Washington's time, fits accurately the simi lar ceremony o( today: '.. The yard of the square selected is cleaned and sprinkled with white sand, while a black drink Is being brewed on a fire consisting of (our logs set crosswise, to signify the points of the com pass. While this drink is cooking the women dance the turkey dance, and from noon till middle afternoon drink is served from the brew, which is a strong emetic. Then four men and an eouat number of women go through the "tadpole dance," while the men alone perform one called the hmiha. I he old men s tobacco is also prepared the first day. ' ". In the morning about 10 o'clock the women enjoy the "gun dance," while the men continue to fire their weapons.- - At noon the braves go to the fire, rub its ashes- on their chin, neck and stomach and then jump into water. The women prepare the new corn for cooking. Just before the (east the men rub the corn between their hands and over their faces and necks. The third day the men alone sit in the Dublic square. But the fourth day the women rise early, secure some embers of the sacred fire, kindle in their own fireplaces a blaze, rub themselves with ashes, plunge into water, taste salt and then ex ecute the "long dance." - 1 1 he sixth and seventh days the men sit sol emnly about the square; but the eighth the medi cal mixture, containing fourteen kinds of plants, is made, and after it is blown on by a priest the concoction is used (or rubbing the joints. .Ana other odd mixture is made of old corncob pipes and pine boughs mixed with water and stirred by (our girls, while a preparation of white clay and water is made by the men, Flowers are then taken to the chiefs house, when he and his staff walk four times around the fire, throwing into it some tobacco. Then before one of the cabins a cane formed by two white feathers is set up, and when the sun sets an Indian takes it down and walks, fol lowed by a crowd, to the river. Half way there he sets up the death whoop and repeats it four times on the shore. The crowd goes through many performances with tobacco and stones on the water'a edge, but all wind up with a general swim, a universal death whoop and a return to the square, where, at night, comes the "mad dance' 'to conclude the Thanksgiving. 1 In the accounts of some writers, it is stated that there ia a three-day fast prior to the celebra tion of the Busk, and that all the old trash of the village is collected and publicly burned. There is no doubt that the burning of old cloth ing, the cleaning of the homes, the taking of an emetic and the lighting of the sacred fire are all symbolic and relate to the beginning of a new life of forgiveness and harmony. , The green corn dance of the Seminole Indians pf Florida has come down from olden times and is practically the same now as it was hundreds of years ago. An account has been secured from an inaian, wno saia mat tne announcement of this feast was made in the various villages fifteen days ahead by hanging up that number of sticks and taking down a stick as each day passed. - At the ceremony there is a black drink used similar to that of the Creeks, but of a more vio lent character. After drinking the dance begins and is carried on to the chant of a song whose words are held secret from the white man. No Indian is allowed to sing this chant ex cept at this Thanksgiving feast which is held on the ripening of the corn, for to do so will surely bring ill-luck. The night after this, song and dance they eat corn. Then they have a day of fasting, followed by a second feast, and the Seminole Thanksgiving feast is over for a year. Proclaiming Thanksgiving For many yeara the annual observance of Thanksgiving day remained i matter of atate action, virtually confined to- New England. Like Washington'a birthday, it became a national cus tom only gradually; unlike Washington's birth day, it spread largely through the influence' of a woman, Mrs. Sarah Joseph Hale, who advo cated it for twenty years in the editorial columns of Godey's Lady's Book. The custom was taken up in many sections and since 1863 the presidents have always issued proclamations appointing the last Thursday in November as Thanksgiving day. say mm aaai Thought Nugget for the Day. Our Father, 'round this board we bow O Friend of all the year and way In rrateful iov. Toaether now Our hearts keep glad Thanksgiving day. For fruitful field, for well-aet board We thank and praise and fleea rnee, Lord. Alice Whittler. One Year Ago Today in the War. Prizrend taken by the Bulgarians. Rome reported Italians near victory at (iorizta. Brltlah fleet attacked Germans on Belgian coaat. Constantinople announced British defeat south of Bagdad. France called out 400,000 more young conacrlnta. - Total casualties in German armies 3,700,000 up to November 22. In Omaha Thirty Yearn Ago. A little glrL named Cochran a pupil at the Pacific school, was In jured while hurrying down the stairs ny a mischievous small ooy pusning her over the low balustrade to the floor below, a distance of about twelve feet The little girl was picked up In an unconacioua condition and removed to the borne of her sister, Mrs. Will Boauldlng.. A meeting of the deaf mutea of this city was held in the parlors or tne Bt. Mary'a Avenue Congregational church and a society organized by the election , " ' of the following officers: President Rusecll Smith; vice president, Elmer E. Smith; secretary, George E. Fisher, and treasurer, Miss Victoria Allen. At the police roll call Officer Joe RowleB tendered his resignation aa a member of the force and laid aside star No, 18 that he haa worn for the last two years. The boys on the force contemplate going into mourning as the bright light of the "Unset" has gone out with genial Joe, the happiest copper of them all. He has a neat fortune In an addition to the city and Is In position to enjoy life without wdrk. i A reception was tendered to Dean Gardner at the home of Judge and Mrs. Wakeley, on the northeast cor ner of California and Nineteenth, for the purpose of introducing the new pastor of Trinity to the people of Omaha and to the congregation over which he ministers. , United States District Attorney Lambertson received a letter from Attorney General Garland and in which that official directs that all pris oners hereafter convicted in the dis trict of Nebraska shall be the prison at Sioux Falls, Instead of to Detroit. This Day in History. i - 181 Cyrus W. Field, projector of thei ocean telegraph, born at Stock bridge, Mass. Died at Ardaley, N, Y., ,July IS, 1894. - i . . , 1835 Samuel . L. Clemens (Mark Twain) famous author, born at Flor ida, Mo. Died at Redding, Conn., April 21. 1910. -. I 1838 Mexico declared war on France. 1863 Turkish fleet destroyed by Russians at Slnope. 1 1867 Marine hospital. -opened In Detroit . . , 1884 The confederates attacked the federals at Franklin, Tenn., twenty miles south of Nashville. 1 1878 Porflrio Diaz, after defeating the governor troops, entered the City of Mexico and proclaimed himself president 1885 War between Serbia and Bul garia ended. 1894 Joseph E. Brown, governor of Georgia and United States senator, died at Augusta. Bom In South Caro lina. April 16, 1821. . 1900 Oscar Wilde, celebrated poet and dramatist, died In Parts. Born In Dublin, October 15, 1866. 1904 The Japanese captured 203 Meter hill at Port Arthur. 1909 Extensive strike of railway employes In the northwest : 1910 Dr. Cook In hla "own story" admitted that he was not absolutely sure he had reached the North Pole., The Day We Celebrate. Right' Honorable Winston Spencer Churchill, British statesman and for mer cabinet minister, born forty-two years ago today. Former Congressman Ralph p. Cole of Ohio, who directed the speakers' bureau In the recent republican na tional campaign, born in , Hancock eounty, Ohio, forty-three yeara ago today. Right Rev. Denis O'Donoghue, Cath olic bishop of Louisville, born in Daviess county, Ind., sixty-eight years gt. today. Jefferson De Angells, well-known musical comedy Stan, born In San Francisco fifty-seven years ago today. Dr. David N. Beach, president of Bangor Theological seminary, born at Orange, N. J., sixty-eight years ago to day. , Timely Jottings and Reminders. By. proclamation of tlje president and governors of the various states today has been set aside as a day ot thanksgiving for .the peace and pros perity of the nation. Scots throughout the world will ob serve today as St. Andrew's day, in honor of the patron saint of Scotland. Thanksgiving day la to be observed at the White House with a strictly family gathering. Tonight 4he presi dent and Mrs. Wilson are expected to attend the navy relief ball at the Washington navy yard. luv ,eiy nor. viio.i la-o u. ol-iiw field, late dean of Frederlctoh, N. B., Is to be consecrated In the cathedral at Victoria, B. C, today aa bishop of tha Anglican diocese of British Co lumbia. Representatives' hall In the state capitol at Austin Is to be the scene ot notable ceremonies today when Dr. Robert E. Vison is to be formally in augurated aa president Of the Univer sity of Texas. Under the new law the War depart ment has set today as the last day on which national guardsmen shall take the so-called dual oath and has no tified the units that those which fail to comply cannot share in the federal funds. , , , Storyptte of the Day. . , i "My wife played a great trick on a gypsy the other day." The fat plumber was the speaker. "What did she do?" asked the thin carpenter. "The gypsy wanted to telt her for tune with some coffee grounds." "Yea." "And after she wa through my wife asked her, If the coffee grounds possessed some peculiar charms tor fortune telling." "What did the gypsy say?" "She said they did." "Then what?" "Then -my wife gave her the laugh and refused to pay her." "Why?" "Because the sediment In the eup wasn't coffee grounds at all. We uae a substitute." Youngstown Telegram. Says Menu Won't Tent Out Omaha, Nov. 29. To the Editor of The Bee: To all the housewives who are struggling with present hlgn prices of all articles of food, such lists as Miss Jackson's are of Intense Interest but at the same time they rind that there are a few practical questions they still must ask. Eggs No provision Is made for the purchase of eggs, which are this week selling at 50 cents a dozen, yet muffins and gingerbread, given In the menu of one day, bom call lor eggs. Sugar Two pounds, or four cups; this appears skimpy when you see that the dried apples or the prunes will each require a cup or sugar to make them oalatable, the ginger bread wants sugar, the oranges, the breakfast food, the rice, the gelatine. while the coffee and cocoa average about a teaspoonful for a cup at the very least which will De one-mira cup a meal, or two-thirds of a cup a day, making four and two-thirds cups per week, for five people. Coffee Usually one tablespoon of coffee is allowed to a cup of the fin ished coffee. The one-half pound con tains two cups, at most about eight een of the tablespoonsful required to make a cup of the beverage, disre garding the practice of "one for the pot" So all of the family cannot have coffee every day. They must drink milk or cocoa, but It takes milk to make cocoa. -Milk The allowance or one quart per day is scanty, for this Is Just four cupfuls and it must serve as a possi ble beverage to the children, who can always drink a cup at a meal and ask for more. But the cream that raises from the milk or the milk it self is needed in the coffee, on the shredded wheat the rice, in the co coa, the muffins, the cream sauce, all mentioned in one day's menu. This is making four cups do a big duty. Potatoes One-half peck of pota toes wilt serve one meal a day for five persons only with the very scantiest of servings. The "french fried" pota toes would be dangerous, because the vegetable shrinks so in the process. Onions As we have been buying them lately, one pound of onlona would not serve as a vegetable to five people, for a meal. Butter and Oleomargarine These are the only shortening agents men tioned, one pound each. .This -Is scan ty, for "French fried" potatoes re quire at the very least a quart of fat in the frying kettle. The allowance a person will have to be very small to make the pound last a week. - salad on Is mentioned. Perhaps this too could be used as shortening, as there are few things in the list of which to make a salad, for they are needed worse for use in some other capacity. Oranges One-half dozen, one a piece and one over, with drlel apples for one meal and prunes for another, are all the fruit that can be used In the entire twenty-one meals of the week. Meat Most families want more meat than Is here provided.. One-half pound creamed cod 'means one-tenth of a pound of cod to a person,-all the meat allowed for the day: it is a small ration. . Three pounds of shoulder of lamb would have quite a ahare of bone, the meat on such a piece does not go very far. Counting all the meat mentioned together; the salt pork and the one-sixth of a pound of dried beef, the allowance per person per day is about one-fifth of a pound. This is supposing the whole three poundu of lamb are meat, no bone in it. - The usual plan Is to allow one fourth of a pound Of meat to an In. dividual, for two meals a day if pos sible, or one-half a pound a day. . ; .... .... : , .; . , - , . AA. The Retort Medical. ' Omaha. Nov. 29,-To the Editor of The Bee: Presumably . a medic. ashamed' to give his name, he sign a nom de plume as "Deacon. Smith." .The Standard , Dictionary says a dea- Icon is a newly-born calf. On what has this my critic fed that he has grown so great? A call prematurely born is deacon meat The world should know If this wise deacon, proud of his erudition, has ever yet opened his eyes to the light of day and ever taken hts first meal at tne maternal font Yet he presumes, like many others of as little development to Join issue with the scientific facts ot this modern, day, and attempts to thwart the laws of nature, whijh are the laws of God. A moron 'born Is not to be blamed that his feebleness of brain cannot understand the simple laws ot nature as taught by the masters of science. Because for the last twenty years 1 have been daily teaching my patients to obey the, laws of science, as the condition of well being, morons, mat totds and feeblings everywhere sput ter their filthy slime as true to their nature as the needle is to the north pole. To teach people to avoid dis ease by right living and right think ing ia the new doctrine of today, and those who are wise' will listen to the truths of modern science and secure health, efficiency and happiness in stead of disease, premature old age and an early death. Of the 2,500 an nual deaths In Omaha, more than a thousand of these lives could have been saved had the people been taught and obeyed the new teachings -a n ..I.... nn ..hiLlBIMlhV. I UI IIIUUClll DCldltc miu ivvr J - .. Thousands of ancient superstitions, believed Implicitly by the 'many to day, are held sacred, though long, long ago demonstrated as untrue, and the belief in drugs as a panacea for violated law must, and will give way to the new sclentiflc teachings of cor rect living and clear thinking, leaving drugs as necessary emergency meas ures only. The abstinence from the early morning meal, or -at least eating only a light breakfast Is only one of the several hundred teachings of the newthought The jugulation, or cutting short dis eases in their early stages, as taught by me more than thirty years ago, Is not yet appreciated by the medical profession, who still cling to the an cient notion that diseases must run a definite prescribed course. Our civili zation is due to the teachings of mod- , em science and modern philosophy and haa come in soke of the antagon ism of the superstitious, untrained fledgling who has not understood and cannot understand the things infinite ly beyond his feeble development It is amusing to hear the deacon bleat and his feeble cry excites no antagon ism Decause it is In harmony wiin his nature and lack of training. DR. L. A. MERRIAM. FUN FOR THE FEAST. "The man ever there Dtunsed In deeo and apparently unpleasant, thought, and the doff wun mm cnaatn m tall, are both bent oa the same thing," wnat'8 mat?" Trying to make both ends meet. "Balti more American. "Well, how dtd thin kb come oat In your school contest?" "TrlHe mixed. A lrl won the hammer- throwing contest and a boy took flrit nrlio for fruit cake." Pit tBburgh Pont ANOUN MAM IS WIW$ ME UMCM- SH0UU T ASK HIM If HIS ltfltNTnONS At. SERIOUS? HOT Till WTO tVNCH "Did yon core that vattent Ton had with the failing memory?" I tnouKht ao at one time." rent led the doctor, "but I'm not io aure about It new. He went away and forgot to nay hla Mil." Judge, The New Method (By L. V. Bower, M. D.) Backache of any kind is often caused by kidney disorder, which means that the kidneys are not working properly. 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