THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 1916. j Personal November 15, 1916. ( At hat wc hear a faint suggestion that may put real variety and spice in ltfel Some of the junior club members are in favor of making the Thanks giving dance on Friday evening, De cember J, a masquerade affair. If one thing is more exciting than another it is a grand masque ball with domi noes, courtiers, clowns, fairies and what not. Who ever heard of one that was unsuccessful? They break the monotony of an otherwise dull exist ence. . .- That is the chief feature variety. From St. Louis, Chicago, Minneapolis and the east have come the most tan talizing reports of , Pan-American baits. Ten allies costume balls, gor geous bazars) society theatricals and other real events to make one sit up and take notice. But here on our very doorstep has been deposited a charm ing little waif which if nourished and well cared for may blossom forth into a thing of beauty and a joy forever. The prospect of the Junior club's Mason with such a beginning as this masque would be brilliant. The Christ mas' dance, planned for Saturday eve glng, December 23, would be obliged live up to the standard set by its pr.dtcei.or, with, the result that we might really have something in ' so ciety left to live for. ' . .. . Mr. Charles E. Metz, president of the club; Harry Koch, secretary, and the directors, Mr. Frank Selby, -Mr. Herbert Connell and Mr. Kenneth Paterson, are in charge of the plans. Lodge Luncheon. ' - The past chiefs of Washington lodge. Degree of Honor, met at the borne of Mrs. Mayme Peterson Tues day for luncheon. Several guests from the other Degree of Honor lodges were present,. Indoor Picnic Because the cold weather came last Saturday the little folks of Miss Mary Cooper's dancing classes were obliged to forego the -wiener roast and picnic in the park which they had planned for that day. To take the place of that frolic the children will have an indoor picnic in Miss Copper's studio Satur day morning. They will bring lunch eon and spend the afternoon playing games and dancing , v ForVMtoVs. Mrs. J. C. Pepper entertained ' at luncheon at the Hotel Loyal today followed by an Orpheum party in Married Couples By DOROTHY DIX. Must a man call his wife pet name: even if he feels like beating her? Is it the solemn and sacred duty of a husband to address the partner o his boaom as'my little ducky dad' die " or "mv orecious tootsy wflotsy." ami if he fails to do so has the lady just cause for divorcer , This is en., interesting domestic problem that is about to be solved b? law, for the supreme court has been asked to decide whether it is cruelty for the husband to fail to address hii wife in terms of endearment The point m question has arisen in the case of a woman who is suing her husband for divorce ott the ground of crnel and inhuman treat ment, which has broken her heart and wrecked her life, the aaid cruet and inhuman treatment consisting prin cipally in the fact that he never useJ any terms of endearment to her, and only called her "dear" once in two years. And that was before people. To the ouuider this seems a trifling reason for breaking the holy bonds of wedlock. - It makes a sensitive person wonder why a woman should wish to be called pet names by a hus band who does not . desire to pet her since spontaneity is the soul of such matters. Cold love talk is the clammiest thing in the world, and for a husband to still call his wife "kitten" after he has come to look-upon her as an old cat whose claws he is afraid of is not only a travesty on affection but an insult as well. Also in this particular case one,hai a certain admiration for the honest husband who refused to be hypocrit ical enough to call his wife "dear," when he was thinking something else about her that began with a big: big D. - -. . Indeed, so far from upholding the wife who has gone to law to compel her husband either" to pay alimony or else address her in love terms, the general public would like to get out an injunction restraining the married couples who continue the habit of callinc each other net names when they are scratching each other's eyes out. . ' Who has not listened with sar donic amusement to a ouarrel be. tween husband and wife in which the husband would sav. "Mv nrecinua darling love, if you were not the laz iest, most trifling, extravagant, waste ful fool of a' woman on earth, you would never run up a grocery bill like mat, ana tne wile would reply, "Sweetheart, if you were not a bully and a brute and a close-fisted miser, you'd never say a thing like that to me." - . . , Or, perhaps, the husband says, "An gel face, that hat makes you look about a million years old in the shade. I would think at your see you'd have enough sense to get things that suited a fat, old woman, instead u trying to dress like a debutante," or . the wife says. "Idol of mv soul. don't tell me you haven't been drink ing. J can smell your breath. You ciiv't fool me you've been wasting me money mat i need tor parlor cur tains on a lot of your bum friends," and so on ad infinitum. . Such ludicrous scenes where.' in family fights, terms of deathless en dearment and body blows rain thick and last are so common that they have not only taken the gilt off of the gingerbread that married couples have handed to each other, but they have made us auspicious of it. Experience has shown us that, as a general thing, the married couple that spoons the most in public scrap the most in private and that the hus bands and wives who are "darlings" ana aeanes ana sweeties in com Gossip : Society Notes : Woman's Work honor of Mrs. H. S. Ranchman of Rock Island, III-, Mrs. Sam Pepper ot Pueblo, Colo., and Mrs. Lena Pepper of Pueblo. Colo., who are spending some time in the city. Ten guests were included in the party. . , , -. Sorority Meeting. '.'."'' ' .' The Omaha alumnae 'chapter of the Alpha Xi Delta sorority - held its monthly meeting at the home of Miss Delia Rich Thursday evening. Asso mrmhf - from neighboring towns were guests of the meeting. luu&e present were: , , ill. liOUI. MUAII. - MUM 2oe OrMnouth, Caryl Bpaululng, . Clerlna Hall, SHaeee Avnee Nellaen, : kdna Ruahnall,' - Fremont. Bertha Rhlara, .flcrlbner, . v, oelma Keufs . (, HaatlnSM,' . Albert Oniver, . Oacaoia. Chriallna Claueaen, r-reniont. ' Carolyn Funk Blair, Hasel Horneburgar, ' Uncoil), . . Dell. Rich, Afternoon Bridge. ' ' Miss Mildred lodd is giving two pleasant bridge parties at her home today and tomorrow for tier guest, Miss-Marian Mathers of Greenville, Pa., who arrived yesterday morning. This afternoon Miss Todd will enter tain five tables and tomorrow . four. Decorations will be in . yellow pom pom. chrysanthemums. Miss Margaret Donelan of Plattsmouth came up to day for the two parties. ", ' :' - Miss Stella Thiimmel entertained the members of the 1915 Debutante Bridge club at her home today. Miss Blanche Deuel was unable to be pres ent and. for her Miss- Catherine Thummel substituted, v t- - ; ' . Guild Party. , i . , ? i All Saints' Guild will give-a card party in the parish house Thursday afternoon. ( S ' , Personal Mention. '' t . Mrs. A. Rengler of New York, who spent the summer here with her .sis ter, Mrs. A. Weiss, left last evening for her home. ' vi Dr. and Mrs. A. C. Stokes have re turned from a trip to Hot Springs, Ark. , - . . Suffrage Lecture, The suffrage talk by Mrs. Nellie McCIung of Manitoba, Canada, to be given under - the auspices' of , the Equal Franchise society, November 29, at 4 o'clock, will be in the Black stone ballroom, instead of the' Bran deis theater, as at first announced. and Pet Names1 pany are generally called by a short er and uglier name at home. L ,' Real love, real tenderness, the af fection that endures is like good wine. It needs no brand to advertise it. But there's one pathetic aspect to the case of the wife who considers that her husband had inflicfed cruel and inhuman treatment upon her by not calling her "dear." It illustrates once again the strange warp in the feminine psychology that makes wom en put more stress on words than they do on deeds. , ' m. As long as a man will make love to a woman she wilt adore him, no mat ter how he treats her. As long as a husband will call his wife pet names and tell her that she is the most beau tiful and wonderful creature on earth she will take boarders to support him and work her fingers to the bone while he loafs and still consider that she drew the capital prize in matri mony. , But a man may worship every hair In his wife's head. He may be as faithful at lacob, as domestic as a house cat; he may- work himself to death to indulge her every Whim and caprice, and yet if he doesn't pay her compliments and-tell her every morn ing in round, set terms that he adores her and if he doesn't call her some foot love name, she wilt doubt his affection and envy her sister, who married the hot air artist. ' ' And considering that this is wom an's unalterable viewpoint, perhaps it it cruel and inhuman treatment for a man not to use endearment! in ad dressing his wife. At any rate it fa cilitates the running, of. the domes tic machinery to lubricate it with plenty of soft soap. If it. pleases a wife to be called "lovey dovey" in stead of Mary Ann,' it's a mean-spirited husband who doesn't gratify the precious darling little pet. , . Advice to Ldvelorn By BEATRICE FAIRFAX. , ; '' ,.t Loneliness. ,.f; Daat Mlaa Fairfax: Atthou'sh I am vary youna and hav a poaltlon that tnlfhl an abla ma to maka Ufa anjoyabla. I fal oftaa vary aad and deapondant, , I think that aucn faallng la cauaad by my balna away from homa and Uvlns.hara without any ralatlvaa or f rlanda, and ' would -vary ' much - appro data your Informing ma of a .club or In stitution whara I can moot yount paoala to MuvMtva " J-, mm, lima aao mora waa alao In my Ufa a wtaln lova .affair. In which X waa onially daoelvad by ' tha sir! I loved Imoienaely, and thta, too, 1 think, rontrlnutaa to what I bavt alraaily told you about , , , ; . v. ; Loneliness is one of the traerediea of city life. Through (the church, the Young Men's Christian Association or some reputable athletic club, you wui uiaac incnas. join citner a stuay or an athletic circle. In .this way you will find interests outside ' yourself and will suddenly find yourself in possession ot inends. , ,v : , She la Very Young..,: -in! i am id. yaan or aa American and a widower. I- am an engineer, In which capacity t earn anoush to aupnort a wife aa aha ahould be taken r, , - - ' wt.a a jaunt may, IT, Italian, refined and well educated, Who - - ,,ul aa a amy fir, nut aa a toad, eenalble woman, In a peach, actions. Now, throuth an older slater, thlnta an - - ' ..jreni nr w. ,t nave to m.J "";' eecretly. Do yeu think our different In . . ... . ott ; Shall wa alone T snun u Perhaps you are not too old for this srirl. hut is ttt-ia. nnt t hav even gone through one mirnage exoerienc. Perhana if than ioalnitsv tuhifrt ete.M..t ., , - fivii.u.B your sweethearts sister to interfere with uur urce.ni u. iwc. i qo not oeueve in .V,... . audi lance. i man of your age and ability ought to uc auic iu vuuviiicc inc. lamtiy ot the gin ne iovcs mat ne is sincere Some Hints ' ' Velvet is undoubtedly among the seasonable fabrics, and particularly in the darker, shades. An ideal afternoon suit is shown here developed in dark green velvet, featuring a three-quarter length coat belted at the waistline and displaying an unusual amount of fullness. The ofever arrangement of the seal fur at the waistline, and on the bottom of the coat and the collar shouM be noted. Smart button shoes and a fur trimmed turban art interesting finishing touches. How Rotation of the Earth ' . "-s . , ' . " Turns Winds Into Cyclones . By GARRETT P. BERVISS. I "Would you mind eiplalntng to me, and live 4he real eolenttnc reaeon, why they nay the equator of tha aphera or tna earth travel faster than ih Arctic circlet 1 aar it cannot, becauaa tne aphera la all one volume, - I am a boy, but f love aclenca, and I wlah, to receive, an anewer which I can ahow- to our science claaa." B. J. at., Jr, New York. ; I htink your case-illustrates the lack of sufficient oral instruction in school, of which 1 recently wrote.. You have an Inquiring ' mind, .- but you have missed the point in your text-book and your teacher has not helped., v . A place on the equator noes travel faster than a corresponding place on the arctic circle. , The arctic circle is much smaller than the; circle of the equator. If we call the circumfer ence of the equator, in round -numbers, 25,000 miles,, then the circumfer ence of the arctic circle is only about 9,968 miles. Suppose a -distance :on the equator, to be one-eighth of the circumference, or say -about 3,000 miles, than the corresponding distance on the arctic circle will be only 1,196 miles. But just because the earth is, at you say, alt one volume,, or one bodv. a ooiiit on the arctic circle must, as the earth turns, always keep in tint with a corresponding point on the equator, and consequently the shorter distance will be traveled in the same time as the longer distance. ' Now. speed, or velocity, is meas ured by the distance divided by the time. The time in this case would be three hours; 3,000 miles, divided by three hours, would give a speed of 1,000 miles per hour, while 1,196 miles, divided hy three hours, would give a speed of a trifle less than 399 miles per hour, , Your (difficulty arises from confus ing angular velocity, Or the speed of turning of the earth as a whole, with velocity in space, which depends upon the distance traveled, and is measured by the size of the circle. 1 am glad that you have been think ing about this subject, because if you continue to investigate it, you will be led to understand some wonderful things about w'.iich, I am afraid, many thousands of your elders know no more than' the raccoon knows about the moon, -whose light reveals the riches of the farmer's cornfield and, unforunately for the coon, enables the farmer to see his gun-sights, -... Oneof these things I will try to il lustrate:' .Suppose a current of air to start from the pole toward the equa tor. At the beginning it shares the slow, circular movement of the ground near the pole, but as it pro gresses toward larger and larger cir cles of the earth it finds the ground beneath it carried round eastward with continually increasing speed. In ertia prevents it from rapidly acquir ing this increase of speed, so that, with reference to the ground, the di rection toward which the wind blows geta more and more westward, or, in other words, the wind keeps veering toward the right hand. On the contrary, if it started on the equator, it would share the relatively swift rotational motion prevailing on that larger circle, and as it progressed toward the pole it would pass over THE HIGHE5T QUALITY MACARONI 3& f Mfdjpt Boot ftti SXIKKER MFG. COL OMAHA. UiA. IfaWlff tyiCfitOH ItTOtT Til ffHttTft S.L aU. uj e a. Skinners on Fall Fashions : r.N ground moving more and more slow ly easward, so that, with reference to the ground, it would have an east ward motion, or again would be de flected toward the ight. ..,,' '. This explains the tact that winds blowing toward a central point, or at mospheric depresssion, some from a southerly and others from a north erly quarter, form a great rotating Storm called a cyclone, and the cy clone, as a whole, . rotates, in . tne northern hemisphere in a direction contrary to the motion of the hands of a clock. This is an inevitable re sult of the constant tendency of Winds to veer to the right of the center to ward which they are traveling. In the southern hemisphere the direction of veering is toward the left hand and in that- hemisphere cyclones rotate with the hands of the clock. - , This, same tendency of moving ob jects in the northern hemisphere to veer to the right causes rivers' to eat into their right-hand banks more' than Into the left, and its effect may, theo retically at least, be traced in a great variety of phenomena. A torrespon dent assures me that experienced rail road engineers have noticed a ten dency of trains to press more against the right hand rail, and he even thinks that he can perceive a greater readi ness of an automobile to turn to the right than to the left. , Whether such a tendency is really uerceDtible with trains and automo biles or not, at any rate there is no doubt of the mathematical efficiency of the force above described. ' , Here is snother way to look at the matter. If you cauld plant a canndn at the North Pole and shoot straight along the line of any meridian, the ball would veer to the right or the west of that meridian as it progressed southward, and if you planted the cahnon oa the equator and shot along a meridian toward the North Pole the ball would again veer to the right, or, this time, to the east of the meridian, In fact, even objects mov ing eastward, in the northern hemi sphere, must veer toward the south, and those, moving westward toward the north. Such are some of the in teresting results of living on a rota ting globe, discoverable to intelligent curiosity. . ' Safe Milk Infanta Invalida ,SubatitvtM A Nutritious) Diet for All Age. Keep Horlick'a Alwayi on Hand Quick Lunch; Horn or Office. WE FEATURE ALL "V"W "aV ALL COLORS i 7)UAUTm FOR MEN, B5e to $1.05 - FOR WOMEN, Me to IX.0B FADDEN & BITTNER 511 South 16th Stmt, ! . 1,1 if " 4 1 ...II ( J aUaiMMila I hMWS.VJ 1 A filmy and youthful dance gown for the -young matron is fashioned in rose silk net over rose tinted metal cloth. The double tunic of silk net is outlined with metal ribbon, this lend ing suitable definition to both. Of particular note is the deep princess girdle of metal lace, from which emerge dainty transparent shoulder straps of silk net. ;; " V : .- Women's Activities Tht federal children' bureau announced lait week that municipal child welfare work hai extended to two-third of the country's 00 cities of more than 10,000 population. In twenty , cities special divisions devoted to child hygiene have been added to city health departments. Nurses are employed In 100 eities to visit homes and teach mothers how to care for ehiltdren, j The "housemaids" of New England have entered into a union and will demand $7 a week with a ten-hour schedule and the usual day off. At present they are receivms; IK a week and no definite hours are Axed. Very , few girls under the present system work ten hour a day and they, will not be as well off under the new regime, if the girls succeed in their demands. The latest idea to economics is to make a budget each year and keen, an exact ae count pt all the clothing bought and other household necessities. A household and per sonal budget Is suggested by Hiss Isabel Lord of Pratt Institute. She thinks that every woman who earns her own living, as well as women who have a fixed income, should prepare such a budget every year and then If something happens to make tha dress allowance too little the surplus can be taken out of the amusement allow ance or some other allowance. POLICEMEN LETTER bARRIERS DRIVERS s and other workers "who mast Aove enduring strength, take mw$ " ' -' ; f '' 'i T' to build up and keep up their health. Surely it will do as much for you, but insist on SCOTTS. ,i, , Bcott A Bownr. Sloomicld, N. J. ' UHS HEADACHES f rtxnsands at men and women softer from headache, everj dar, othar thomands have headaches erery week or even month, and still Mh.M h.v. hoeilnnhMi fw-naelnnall. bat not at resularlntervals. ThebwtDoctorlsoftenimeWo ( CO nna foe oauaa wi uieur u, Mca mwj.uii and In moet other cases, knowing: the cause, he does not know what will remove It, ao as to sl?c a permanent cure. All he cdv do Is to prescribe the usual pain relievers, which ive temporary rellel, but the headache returns as usual, and tnatmentis again necessary. Ityou to tier from headaches, no matter what their nature, take anti-kamnla tablets, and the results will be satis factory In the highest degree. Ton oan obtain them at all druggists In any quantity, 100 worts, ate worth or more. Ask lor A-K Tablets. SICK-HEADACHES Sick-bead ache, the most miserable et all sick nesses, loses Its terrors when A-K Tablet! are taken. When too leel an attack coming on take two tablets, and In many caaes, the attack will be warded ott. During an attack take one A-K Tablet every two hours. The rest and comfort which touow. can be obtained to ao other way. CaaarfM A-K Tmtlt, tsar slat K ataair At U aVaa-e-ufa. tiintiienliliisiisiiliitiiijiinlitlnsiittilniiitiiiiiiiititaRlnsei Hotel Loyal ltk aval Caaltas OMAHA . - - - NEBRASKA Rooms, , $1.00 and 1.50 With Bath, $1.60 aad Up . Caffl the Very Best . Popular Pries. STOP AT THE IXYAL . Firopreef . u, Rurspssa I 1 : Household Engaged Couples By MADGE ARTHUR. Perhaps on the whole it isn't wise for engaged couples to take holidays together. A summer holiday lasts too long. A week-end might be satisfac tory, but a fortnight or a month gives too much scope. , It takes Dick quite a couple of days to get over the de light of having Dorothea all to him self, and thus a week-end proves sat isfactory; for by the time he is pre pared to quarrel the holiday is over, It is different with a longer holiday. Maybe it rains on the third day, and the boarding house drawing room is full of visitors, who eye Dick and his sweetheart because they sit very close together. Or they go out, and it rains, which makes Dorothea very cross. : '' v "Oh," says Dick to himself savage ly, in the shelter of his bedroom, "if that's her temper, it's just as well to know it before marriagel" . - Naturally, the unattached spinsters on the promenade and sands will ad mire Dick in his holiday clothes, and Dick, having an eye for all feminine beauty, will observe their attention. Do you suppose Dorothea is going to put up with this? She will sigh, and quote the verses about men be ing "deceivers ever." And ten to one, if words pass, but that Dick will say that she is "unreasonably jealous." Nobody's disposition is perfect, and constant chifnpionship is- the surest wav to discover failings. Dick is dis- ! appointed to find that Dorothea is not i I. i ... r .1 ii augci, miu wiicii iuruuica scca that Dick has blemishes, the revela tion for the time does not please her, The quarrel comes and rages fiercely so fiercely that soon after it is over each is anxious to be friendly again. "I suppose I was in the wrong,'" Dorothea will say tec herself, full of remorse. While Dick, supposing that Dorothea is in tears of anguish be- lllIIlIIlIlI!ll1IlIllIil.UltllIUIlHIIIl!I11IllU1IIlIIIIUiitiii.Sniniail 621 Residents of Nebraska TIMES SQUARE At Broadway, 44th to 45th Streets the center of New York's social and business activities. In dose proximity to alt railway terminals. ' miiiiniimiiiiiniiinituinuiiiiiimif iniiiinnnninuniiu DEBIT AND WORRY DON'T BE BLIND to th fact that wa can iiti you monay if you fWa us a chanca. You gat tha sarinf on carload buying, caab (haling and low de livary azpansa. Whila thay last- - HuWkard Squash, per lb.. . .1 Vic - per cwt., at ..!....'.. .91.38 (An exeeUenMood at a low price.) Ce.bbas per lb. .iVie Per cwt.. at.." .$3.00 (Scarce this rear. Hake kraut now) Rice. bet Japan, lOe grade. I lbi., tor .V.. 2S Car in. You cannot afford a poor grade when you can buy the best at this price. Keep Healthy, Eat Apple i We save you from fiOe to II a box. Choice Washington Jonathans, par box, at ............T...... fl.TO Fancy Washington Jonathans, per box, at 91.M Extra Fancy Washington Jonathans, per box ,...18 Fancy Washington Bell Flowers, per box, ai.. 91-70 (Site lLSind larger, 16c box more.) There are a few boxes of other varieties oat of ear in some of the stores. . , Ben Davis, per peck.;., .... . . , . .33c ' per bushel .$1 J ' per barrel .......... ........ .43J Winesaps', per peck. . . ... ...... .30c per bushel , ...... .'. 9l3B '' per barrel .....$3.75 Pikes Peak Macaroni, Spaghetti or Noodles, IBc pkg 7c am. II B a-t-A 1 . L.-ll. tt - Inoiifau wa.. uuet iuii.. iu .awts Shredded Wheat, Ibe pkg.....U Our other prices ara oqually low. Evary prico a bargain at THE BASKET STORES ' 15.00 ord.rt alotmrvd fr... Smaller orders for 80. I THANK NEBRASKA - KANSAS f LINCOLN, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 18th x - GOING " ' 1 RETURNING Lr. Omaha. .... -.12:30 noon Lv. Lincoln. .5:30 p. m. .r. Lincoln. . . . 1:65 p. m. Ar. Omaha.'. . . . . .6:55 p. m. . GAME COMMENCES 2:30 P. M. SHARP ADMISSION TICKETS AT BEATON'S DRUG STORE SPECIAL WILL MAKE NO INTERMEDIATE STOPS Railroad TickeU at City Ticket " and Depot Ticket Office. ' ' ' 1:' Phoneas D. 1238 and D. 3580. m na w ?f lvl allaf Hundreds of women are coming to my office for treatment for diseases and dis orders f their sex. NO MATTER WHAT YOUR AILMENT. Honest service at a small caw priee. Consultation II. ft. Examination or office treatment $2.00. Medi cine free. Office practice only. Hour I to 6. DR. J. C WOODWARD. 30t Roae Bldgr., Omaha, Neb. Top ICS and Long Vacations cause of his cruelty, feverishly awaits the moment when he caa rusn to ner and beg forgiveness. -. When the first joy of the holiday is over, each likes to test the other,' in -order to discover what kind of a life . marriage will prove for them. No doubt Dick has made up his mind to be master. Dorothea may have de cided not to be under her husband's thumb. So Dick's experiments are , not likely to be a success. Long holidays in the engagement stage are always dangerous. A thous and opportunities for quarreling arise. Dick favors bathing, Dorothea doesn't; he prefers long walks, she . likes a chair on the piazza. They are too much alone too much tied to one another. -They wonder why they get bored, and think it is because they -are not suited to one another. Really, the married states is the, best state in whjch to start a long holiday together.. You get used to , little squabbles when it is too late to J . break the tie. . You find that they are 4 the necessary outcome of two na tures that differ a little. All natures differ and are bound to ' clash some where. ' - - ' Try a week-end holiday, and never exceed that period until after the hon- . eymoon. . . . Rural Hot Stuff ' :y: Art Pulford went to Thun48r 1at Friday. Lawn tnnfg and burglary ara all 11 very popular in thla city. (x Earl Hutchina la back at Baat Lynn. Ha waa a duda at Lapanto and waahad his face vary mornlny. Bill Btmma, our florlit, had an argument with ft porcupfae the other day. ' The por- ' euplna won on polnta. Sid Kemp has to sack his face every night -before the moon will rise. Hank Stddons says his baldness ! dut to his mother having patted him on the ; head so often for being a good boy. Zeb Hostottar declares he Is not making any political announcements until ha first finds out how Hughes stands oa the tariff on mink aklns, -Boston Trvnaorlpt wtmdatHotelAstor during the past year. 1000 Rooms. 700 with Bath. A cuisine which has made the Astor New York's leading Banqueting place. " Sintla Boom, without bath, 2.S0 and SS.0O. Double (S.(0 anol I4. -StnaJ Rooms, with bath, SS.eO to-$l.0S. Double - 14.60 to 17-00 v Parlor, Bedroom and bath v. sio.oe to tii.oo. CASH AND JOY ' Armour's Butterine A good substitute for high-priced butter) , . Tip. white, best grade, lb. ... . .22c Tip, tinted, best grade, lb...... 23c Cash Habit, high grade, lb lac Magnolia. 2 -lb. roll 30c Cheaper than lard. Try R. Price must advance soon. v MEAT DEPARTMENT BETTER Quality Mcata aa Follows! 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