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Cornhusker Eleven in Position
to Retain Championship
" of Valley. .
KANSASGAME TO DECIDE
Championship aspirations of two
southwestern foot ball teams were
' upset in last week's game. Missouri's
first defeat of the season left Ne
braska a clear road to the Missouri
Valley conference title, barring what
now seems to be almost impossible, a
defat for the Cornhuskers. The
Texas A. and M. victory -over Baylor
university, robbed that team of un
contested supremacy in the south
western conference.
' What was expected to be 1 decisive
victory for Missouri was turned into
the year's most surprising upset by the
aggressive piay ot tne Kansas state
Agricultural college eleven. Mis
souri's attack lacked the , power to
gain at critical times.
Both teams scored one touchdown,
but the goal from touchdown kicked
by Randall gave the Aggies their" one
, point victory.
Missouri finds even second place
now contested by three other teams,
Iowa State (Ames), University of
Kansas and the Kansas Aggies. The
game next Saturday between Ne
braska and Kansas may lower that
team's comparative standing. . :
In the southwestern conference the
championship races seems muddled to
an extent that it wilt take
experts to untangle the rival claims.
Texas A. and M, previously defeated
.". by Louisiana State, defeated Baylor,
which had defeated Texas, which had
defeated Oklahoma. , ... 1 v
Aside from the games at Manhat
tan and at Warn th arA'na :M K-
southwest last week scheduled -only
.unit, wma, icura&Ka was - idle,
resting for the game with Kansas.
Kansas easily won from Washburn
at Topeka, 27 to 0, Ames won a 7-to-0
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After four defeats, University of
uiuanoma won irom tungtistier col
lege, 94 to 0. v.
The Hastll Tr,Hlon. '
Emporia (Kansas) State Normal, 14
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Today's Calendar of Sports
Bhootlnit Arizona sUt trap-ahooUmr
tounuunent opens mt Phoenix,
lUclarAntonm meetlno; of Mai7UMd
Jockey club eluftet ot Punlleo.
FlfK Trial AnnooJ trlola of West Vir
ginia Fax Huntera' oaaoolation. Annual 1HI
of Bird Do .club of Maryland, at Hsr-
Bollnx loo Holey aralnut Johnnj Bltrhlo,
ten rarnida, at Clnrlnnatl. Nnllor (arroll
aralnat Yankee (illbert, ten rennda, ot
K'ansrUle, Ind. Hmmt Dnffy nxaJnat Phil
Bloan, ten ronnda, ot Detroit, Mlrn. Johnnr
Dunn axalaat Kid Marlow. tnentr roundi.
Jt Vletor, Colo. Spike KeU oiaiaat Eddie
Meloer, ton roundi, mi Eau Claire, VU.x
Gombridro PUyr Harvard. '
Cambridge. Neb., Nov; U. (Snecial.)
ihin?Sr Hr',h CJ",I toot ball team.
S.aiS K5". 0f h" Nebraaka. have
Mheduled a tame with Harvard, champions
Cambrldae field. Preparations are belm
out in this suction. Curtis Avrlcultursil
school Is the only scHool to hold Cambrld
In the southwest section and in two aarni.
played by these school. CambrTdrs 'has
scored forty-one points to Cnrtls' twenty-it"
Cambridae is wlllinc to live Curtis another
cn&eicte
. Piereo Defeats Bloojaflold. ' V
Pierce, Neb., Nov. If (Special.) Pleroa
Him school defeated Bloomfleld Hlah school
foot ball team, 7 to I, here Friday! An
elihty-yard run 'for Pierce's touchdown by
Harold Salter waa the thrilling feature of
the game. The hard-fought contest was
marred by numerous injuries. Including a
broken none which was sustained by one of
the Bloomfleld players. I
Xenon Defeats Storm take.
Storm Lake. Ia., Nov. n. (Special. )-On
a field covered with six Inches of snow La
mars High and Storm Lake High floundered,
through a game of foot ball Saturday. La.
mars winning, i to s, when It eaught a punt
and scored on account of the slippery field.
The game showed nothing of the relativs
strength of the teams. "isuvs
I-"'-.,. - ' Flar Tie (lame. . " .
Bed Cloud. Neb.. Nov. If (Special )
Bed Cloud High school and Lebanon (Kan.)
High school divided honors in a very dluse
battle, 7 to 7. The game , was played at
Lebanon. ' ' J
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According to a letter, received in
New York city, Frank Chance has
been appointed to succeed Tinker as
manager of the Chicago Cubs. The
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iciicr was received oy waae rowers,
the automobile tire manufacturer.
from his mother, Mrs. J. A. Powers,
of Philadelphia, who recently visited
Mrs. linker, mat portion ot the
jeircr reiernng to uiance, said:
"Frank Chance has been appointed
manager to succeed Joe Tinker. Joe
left today on a fishing trip. You
can take my word for it that Chance
is the, new manager," said Mr. Powers.
"My mother knows base ball, and she
would not have made such a state
ment unless she knew what she was
writing about. ,
Pa Kourke Hikes
To New Orleans to
Base Ball Meeting
W. A. Rourke, owner of the Omaha
base ball club, departed last night
for New Orleans, where he will at
tend the annual convention of the
National Association of Professional
Base Ball' leagues, the minor league
organization. Rourke went to Chi
cago from which point he will go to
.the crescent city on the base ball spe
cial, v
Rourke is going to New Orleans
not only to attend the meeting, but
also to search for some talent for his
1917 aggregation. Pa has several
vacancies to fill and figures to grab
off a star or two this week.
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Misses Allcs Bosaard, Eva and Prances
Kennedy, Kllxa and Edna Wilson, Mildred
Rogers, Mrs. J. Wallace Larkln, Rev. Lar.
kin, Melvin Kennedy and Cecil. Patterson
attended the state Christian Endeavor con
vention in Omaha Isst week. . .
NORTHWESTERN AND
OHIO STATE AT TOP
Each Notch Nearer Big Nine
Foot Ball Championship, as
Neither Has Lost.
WILL FLAT NOVEMBER 25
: Chicago, Nov. 12. Playing true to
fcym, Ohio state and Northwestern
are a notch nearer the "Big Nine"
foot ball championship tonight as
the result of their victories Saturday.
These fwo undefeated . elevens, pro
viding Northwestern disposes of Pur
due next Saturday, will meet in a
game to decide 'the western confer
ence honors at Columbus, O., No
vember 25. '
Ohio is certain of a chance at the
championship for the Buckeyes have
finished their conference season with
a glean slate, having disposed of 1 Illi
nois. Wisconsin and Indiana. The
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unioans, nuwever, win lane un vase
next Saturday in a game that will
have no bearing pn conference hon
ors. " j
Followers of western foot ball are
of the opinion that Northwestern will
triumph over Purdue next Saturday
as Iowa, which fell before Northwest
ern yesterday trounced Purdue, 24 to
6. - i r v . '
The Ohio State-Indiana and the
Northwestern-Iowa games, were the
only ones of importance in the west
yesterday. - All other ."Big Nine"
teams were resting for the end of the
season games next Saturday. - '
Notre, Dame's defense proved too
strong for South Dakota yesterday
and the Hoosiers romped away with a
21-to-0 score. Captain Cofall scored
three touchdowns and kicked .three
goals. South Dakota made a des
perate effort to score in the final
period, but was unable to pierce the
Notre Dame defense. v
United States Golf
Association Agrees
On Ticket for Year
New York, Nov. 12. Howard F.
Whitney, secretary of the United
States Golf association, announced
here today the nominating , commit
tee has unanimously decided upon
the following as the Vegular ticket
to be submitted at the election of offi
cials for 1917 during the annual meet
ing which will be held here next
Tanuarv: ' 1 ' '
President, Howard W. Petrin, Pine
Valley Golf club, Summer, N. J.;
vice presidents, Dr. Walter S. Har
ban, Columbia club, Chevy Chase,
Md.; M. Lewis Crosby, the Country
club.' Brooklme, Mass.; secretary,
Howard F. Whitney, New York;
treasurer, Frederick b. Wheeler, Kye,
N. Y. .
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Gothenburg High Wants
To Play Thanksgiving Day
Gothenburg, Neb., Nov. 12. (Spe
cial Telegram.) Gothenburg: Hitrli
wants a Thanksgiving foot ball arame.
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portant date. .
STRONG EASTERN .
ELEYENS1MPR0VE
Showing of Yale Alone Is Dis
' appointing to Its Sap-porters,
CRIMSON WIN
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New York, Nov. 12. Showing the
results of weeks of coaching, eastern
foot ball teams, with one or two ex
ceptions, played strictly to form in
the contests of Saturday. The degree
of improvement was more marked in
the case of some elevens than in
others. Harvard,' Princeton, Cornell,
Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh, Brown and
the Navy demonstrated that they are
rapidly approaching the apex of the
season's campaign. Dartmouth and
the Army appear to have suffered a
slump, while Yale is yet to strike its
stride. .
Possibly the best exhibition Satur
day was given by Harvard and Prince
ton in their battle at Cambridge. The
victory. of the Crimson by the margin
of a single field goal was an accurate
indication of the respective powers of
the two teams, although allowance
must be made for the fact that neither
was able to show its entire offensive,
with the Yale battles one or two
weeks away. : .
. , Defense at the Best.
' Wtih the exception of a few min
utes In the third period, the play was
always 1 between the twenty-fiye-yard
lines, as neither combination could
penetrate the opponents' defense con
sistently. The Tigers' attack was the more
spectacular, but Harvard's ability to
slove new plays quickly took the edge
off its effectiveness, and beyond that
Princetaon could not or wour not go.
Bothtrams played hard, fast foot
ball, tackling cleanly and giving the
runner excellent interference. 1 The
punting was high and far and the ends
got down the field under kicks in
rapid-fire fashion.
Harvard's deceptive and shifting at
tack proved more effective than the
more spectacular offensive of the
Tigers, since it was harder to follow
the ball under the Crimson system of
play. Viewed in the light of Satur
day's contests, both Harvard and
Princeton appear to have reached a
more advanced stage of foot ball per
fection than Yale.
. Blue Disappointing.
The Blue was a keen disappoint
ment to its adherents in the game
against Brown. - A weak and incon
sistent attack, coupled with a medio
cre defense, was the undoing of Yale.
Unable to score by rushing during the
first half of the game, Braden's clever
f;oal kicking gave the Blue a six-point
ead. This quickly melted away when
Brown cut loose, with its sensational
running attack, before which the Eli I
defense was almost worthless. Alter
the showing made against Harvard.
the Princeton team is ftlmnat certain
to enter the contest with Yale next
Saturday a strong favorite. Nothing
short of a most sensational spurt, will
eiialle the Blue to hold the Tigers in
check. .
Quakers Improve. 1
Pennsylvania again demonstrated
that,. ..Coach .. Folwell's '.instructions,
coupled with the fighting spirit of
the Quakers, is bearing fruit. Although
held to a tie game by Dartmouth, the
honors of the conflict belong to the
Red and, Blue. Pennsylvania showed
a sustainedSmd powerful attack which
scored once and threatened at other
times, while the Hanover eleven waS
unable to advance the ball with steadi
ness. The tieiny touchdown was the
result of a fumble.
. , Michigan's Defeat. . ' ;
Cornell and Michigan had a thrill
ing battle at Ithaca and again the
east triumphed over .the west, al
though the margin of victory was the
narrow one of a field goal. The scor
ing was confined almost entirely to
aerial plays that made a touchdown
easy of accomplishment. In rushing
the game Coach Yost's pupils were
superior to the Ithaca team and it
was a severe disappointment to Cor
nell supporters that the. home eleven
was not able to offer a satisfactory
defense to this spectacular method of
advancing the ball.
' Both the Army and Navy teams wbn
their games, but the middies' victory
over the North Carolina Aggies was
Irtore impressive than the soldiers' de
feat of Maine. The cadets appeared
to have had an off day and played a
careless and listless game against the
New England collegians. Maine did
not have the power to cope "with the
Army, but wretched handling of the
ball and loss of ground as the result
3 f penalties kept the cadets" score
own. The Nan), on the other liand,
while not faced by a particularly
strong opponent, played with a vim
and dash that has been lacking, in re
cent games. "
"-Washington and Jefferson was un
able to make any impression upon the
remarkable! foot ball machine that
represents ithe University of Pitts
burgh, i ... .
Figure Fiend Gets
Dope on Morearty
And Great Griffin
Lincoln, - Nov. 12. (Special ) A
figure fiend with an eye toward pro
viding the dopesters with something
to chatter 'about attended the Omaha
Lincoln gridiron" fray here this after
noon, and kept tab on "Pug" Griffin,
the Lincoln star, and "Chuck" More
arty, the Omaha leader, - i
According to the figure fiend's dope,
Morearty was given the ball sixteen
times: He gained a total of 107 yards
and was thrown back for a loss of five
yards. This makes his net gain 102
yards, an average of six and three
tenths yards on each attempt. y
Griffin was given the ball twenty
one times.. He gained 130 yards and
was thrown back for a loss of ten
yards, making a net gain of 120 yards,
an average of five and seven-tenths i
yards on each, attempt
Thus does Morearty hv an edge
on the Lincoln flash, who is being
touted as the wonder of the state. The ,
Omaha lad also has another edge on '
Griffen. ii Morey did not ' commit a
single fumble. Griffin made four
fumbles and only one of them was
recovered by a fellow player.
Of course, the figure fiend could
not Compile any statistics on the de
(ensyie work of the two men, but a
safe venture would be that Morey
had the edge, only by a little wider
margin -this time, over the Lincoln ite
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