8 B THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: NOVEMBER 5, 1916. THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE POUNDED T EDWARD ROSEWATER. VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR. THS BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR. Entered at Omaha soetofflee eeeena-elaee metier. rnuc c ci mcrPIPTinN. Br cVrrlVr B,M.II eer month. "".ITS rsii nH sunii.r ;;; Dsilx without Sunday " !,J Bvenlne; end Sunday ,....to v iZ bhi( 26e f-TT - , x.n w 8n only .... .... Dally and Sunder nee, tnree rear in , , j Sea lotlc of chance of address or Irresulsrity to oo- a a n -u .t.ila nanininonL livery m unui new, virsni" REMITTANCE. Remit ky draft, eoreas or postal order. Only t-eent "J" taken to nayment of amall aeeotinu. Fan"!' lunt en Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee BuiMinc. South Omaha 2S1S N etreet. Coundl Bluffn Id North Main atreet. Llneela S2B LHtle Building. Chteeso lit People's Oai Building. New York Room . 281 Fifth avenue. St. Louie toa New Bank of Commerce. Washington 7SS fourteenth atreet, N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Addreia communications relating to newa and editorial matter to Omaha Boa, Editorial Department. OCTOBER CIRCULATION 53,818 Daily Sunday 50,252 Dwlght Williams, circulation manager of The, Bee Pablltklng company, being duly sworn, laya that the trerage circulation for the month of October, Ifle, was ,' daily, and 10,2(2 Sunday. . . D WIGHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Subicrihed In my presence and sworn to before me Jill 4th day of November, UK. , C. W. CARLSON. Notary Publle. Subscribers leaving the city temporarily abouUI have The Be nailed to thorn. Ad el real will be) changed as often as required. Make it a republican clean sweep. Nothing if as comes up to the opportunity. '. , The real melancholy days for some of the population begin the morning of the day after. V. Soaring prices of living necessities reveal to consumer the hollownesa of democratic pros perity. -. - y, Devotee! of the gat wagon are not worrying. 'Autointoxication defies the reach of the dry amendment Safety first : Vote as you please for "wet" or "dry," but bev sure to put your cross-mark in the republican party circle. . No matter who are the favorites in. other propositions, Captain Paul Koenig tops the score board as a submarine sport; - British motorists on pleasure bent are now allowed half a gallon of fuel daily. As a means of checking speed mania the restricted supply of gas approaches perfection. . Not only are Senator Hitchcock's editors and reporters', allowed to refer to him as a "states man," but he admits it .himself in his advertis ing and In his own newspaper. ' : ' Earnings of 124 railroads for September show an increase of $40,000,000 oyer September last year.' The time is propitious for a strike by Uockholders for an advance In dividends, " i The time limit of building a superdreadnought jn .private yards is thirty-six months. We are Quick with appropriation, but alow in production', Here is t chance for the Navy league to show Its worth m speeding up shipbuilders. For some unknown reason the Turkish war bulletin editor suspended publication of victories for weeks past Rival publishers supply the de mand to some extent, but thy lack the dreamy . versatility formerly piped at Constantinople, Still It must be absolutely impossible for any fraudulently registered name to stay on the reg istration book if our pure elections commissioner does his duty.: It is up to him to detect and stop false registrations and prosecute the culprits. ' Typhoid ia no respecter of persons. Prince and pauper alike fall under its' blighting sway. The Roumanian prince, a victim of the disease, lends a personal touch to the tragedies and per plexities of war surrounding the royal household. ' ' If you want the finances of Douglas county, of the city, school district and water district of Omaha, honestly and ably administered during the. next two years, you will vote for Emmet G. Solomon for county treasurer, which office makes the incumbent treasurer ex-officlo of all these other subdivisions a well. - The Germans have this adage describing the fellow who talks big, but does nothing: "He rolls his fist in his pocket." Senator Hitchcock boasted loudly about introducing his munitions embargo bill and pressing it to a vote "just to tickle the Germans," and then laid down and let his won derful bill die of inanition. ', J- i '. Mission of the Sunday Newspaper. The Sunday newspaper is again an object of attack, this time the ammunition being afforded by the Federal Trade commission, which is of the opinion that the white paper shortage would be materially relieved if not so much were used in printing supplements to the big city dailies on Sunday. On this simple suggestion tome of the persistent opponents of the Sunday 1 newspaper, mostly publishers of weekly reviews, hang a con siderable fabric of objection. Carefully scrutin ized, these mainly resolve themselves into the ; conclusion that if the dailies were to give over their efforts in the field, the reviews would be (he gainer, as they would then supply a demand how filled by a rival whose competition they can not meet. ; ' l:f V While sweeping criticism and denunciation ia ; used unsparingly to establish the unworthiness Of the. supplements complained of, they all fall short of the mark. The Sunday newspaper has a place in the life of the people; it does not cater U a special clientele, but in some way furnishes : attraction and service for all. Those who do not care for its editorial discussions may find in the sport section or the fashion section -material for their use; elsewhere in its makeup-it deals with , music, drama, literature and kindred topic; it provide information of various sorts, generally as accurate and dependable aa that purveyed by more pretentious publications, quite as reliable when allowance is made for conditions, and in addition, it gives in its news columns a review of the world in all its moods and interests. No re view, however carefully It be edited, meets the needs of all the people suite as well as does the big Sunday paper, and while the demand con tinues, the supply will be forthcoming. Straw Vote of Some Significance. The Literary Digest has just published its own analysis of a poll of its subscribers in what it considers the pivotal states in the presidential election. The editor of the Digest asked 50,000 subscribers, living in New York, Ohio, New Jer sey, Indiana and Illinois, to fill out a card show ing how they voted in 1912 and how they propose to vote in 1916. -Thirty thousand of these cards were filled out and returned, and have been care fully tabulated. The result shows first the total vote, a follows: Hughes. Wilson. New York 4,335 2,085 New Jersey 3,315 1,761 Ohio 3.653- 2,893 Indiana .'. 2,572 1,615 Illinois ..; 4,062 2,290 Total - 17,937 10,644 More significant even than these totals is the result obtained by comparison of the changes noted from the way the individuals voted in 1912. Only the cards properly filled out were consid ered in the compilation, and the switches from one candidate to another were fully set out in the tabulation. The total accessions by reason of the changes are to Hughes 4,094, and to Wil son, 3,980. ' This indicates the balance is evenly held so far aa change of opinion is concerned, while the total vote is conclusive in support of the claim that the republicans and progressives in these five important states are united, and that the democratic assertions that Wilson will re ceive any considerable part of the Roosevelt vote of 1912 are ridiculous. With the republicans and progressives solidly arrayed behind Hughes, the outcome in the five states covered by the Literary Digest is not even remotely in doubt. Ford's Frivolous Reasons. . , . Henry Ford's $100,000 donation to the Wil son campaign fund takes the form of buying newspaper publicity for the "reasons" Mr. Ford think should govern hi and other people' vote. Thi is the same Henry Ford who, a year ago, chartered' a special ship to carry him to Europe to take all the soldier out of the trenche be fore last Christmas and some of hi reasons are of the same warp and woof. Mr. Ford ays, for example: "I know posi tively Mr. Wilson does understand and is oppos ing that invisible government, that unseen hand which caused this war," notwithstanding the fact that Mr. Wilson, himself, right here in Omaha, declared neither he nor anyone else understood what caused the war in Europe. Mr. Ford adds, "I believe those same selfish force that caused the war are opposing the president's re-election," which gives us this absurdity; that no on know ing who caused the European war, the same un known are opposing Mr. Wilson' re-election. . The only "reason" Mr. Ford has discovered, not enumerated in the regular campaign hand books, is his "belief and hope" that the Adam son law ia "the first step toward government ownership operation of railroads" and this rea son another distinguished democrat discovered first, although It proved disastrous to his own White House dream. 1 - f The Ford assertion, that "Wall street in fluences" rooted out "by Mr. Wilson are working hard against him to get back" is completely con tradicted by perusal of the democratic campaign contribution list, with its many princely handouts from well known Wall street deniiens. ; '"'The Worst buncs feature of' Henry Ford's appeal, .however, is hi pretense of being for Wil son "although nominally a republican all my life Mr. Ford permitted hit name to go on the primary ballot in Michigan and in Nebraska as candidate for the republican nomination for presi dent and permitted voters to be recorded for him In the republican national convention and if, by chance, he had had a sufficient number of dele gates to nominate him, he would not have been for Wilson, but would have been opposing him as the nominee of the republican party. Suppose Burton, or Root, or' Cummins, failing of nomi nation without any charge of fraud or unfair ness, had nevertheless come out against Hughes with excuses as flimsey as Ford's, what would people think of them? Suppose four years ago Underwood, or Clark, or Harmon, unsuccessful in the Baltimore convention, had then come out against Wilson, what would have been thought of them? But here ia Henry Ford, professing high ideals and altruistic motives, placing him self in that discreditable position, position which all the "reasons" he can Invent will not justify to fair-minded people who want the same square deal in politics that they demand jn every other relation of life. - ' Some Difference in Ideals. John Cowper Powys lines up with the visiting cognoscenti in criticism of Omaha, although he it kind. enough to include ut with Americana in general, and but mildly refer to our peculiar com munal shortcomings. For the gentleness with which Mr. Powys administers his castigation, sone thanks, and for the hope he expresses for our future, great gratitude. Only, we fear, when Mr. Powys lives long enough in America he will find many things besides the sex question on which his ideals and our national beliefs do not run parallel. Moreover, and- sad it the reflec tion, when one considers the situation of the critic come to spread light and uplift, amongst us, he is like to find American somewhat "sot in their ways," not a little inclined to be bump tious, and some actually convinced of the correct nest of their 'own attitude towards life. To be sure, just as dropping water wears away the gran ite, the constant application of kindly suggestions from these migratory highbrows may in time induce Some quality of repose among ut and give scope and breadth to our estheticism; but, uniorunately, the sheep will still be slaughtered somewhere, for even a poet must eat. THE PRESIDENTIAL campaign just coming -a- to a close has presented many exceptional features sure to make it historic, and the contest in its different stages has marked the transforma tion of our political methods in this country. lon trusted with local contests everv presidential cam paign is a battle royal in the political arena. It comes but once in four years, but even then is not always a real fight, such as this one is, for often conditions are such as to pre-ordain the result beyond question. A one-sided political cam oaisn is as uninteresting: as a one-sided match on the base ball diamond or in the foot ball field or on a race track. An exciting campaign is the one in which the forces are fairly evenly bal anced and an interest sustained by possibilities that might change the result. , My memory goes back rather indistinctly to the 1880 campaign that ended in the election of Garfield and Arthur.. Ut course, 1 was a mere boy, but I recall the yells and slogans for the republican candidates and counter yells for Han cock and English. It was not, however, until four vears later that I was drawn into the po litical vortex. That was the famous fight waged between Blaine and Logan for the republicans and Cleveland and Hendricks for the democrats, and there was much oratory, parades and red fire. Up at the High school, where 1 was a pupil, the boys under the leadership of Wallace Broatch, formed a Blaine and Logan club, and we all marched proudly m the procession, carry' ing kerosene torches that-dripped all over our clothes and left us with the odor for a week thereafter. I recall that there was one flambeau club equipped with fire-spitting mechanisms which were our awe and amazement. We all yelled ourselves hoarse for Blaine and Logan on election night and the next day joined in putting on political mourning to signify our sad disap pointment at defeat. , - When the 1888 presidential campaign came on I was in Baltimore attending Johns Hopkins university, and, being enveloped in a thick dem ocratic atmosphere, watched merely as an on looker, and this was true in a lesser degree of the 1892 contest, which found me in New York City pursuing my studies at Columbia uni versity. 1 1 did then, however, attend quite a few of the big political meetings heard Chauncey Depew, for example, then ti his best and watched the returns come in down at Tammany Hall, on Fourteenth itreet, whose big, bright red campaign banner, bearing the names of all the democratic candidates, seemed' to become still redder as democratic victory was bulletined. By the time the 1896 campaign was opened I was here in Omaha on the job with already a lit tle apprenticeship in politics and I went in with full energy. Never before was such a campaign witnessed and never since for the idle people then had nothing else to do but fight it out all day long on street corners and wherever a group of people gathered. Farnam street and Fifteenth and the whole business center of Omaha was one succession of curbstone political meetings from morning to night a rati it was not a question of starting an argument, but of avoiding one. There were also big talkfests and torchlight processions and all sorts of demonstrations. There were gold badges, and silver badges, full dinner pails and the hole in the doughnut. Nebraska went over whelmingly democratic for Bryan, but he was beaten badly in the other states and retired to immortalize his "first battle" in a book. . Making Over the Hay-Chamber!!n Bill. Joseph J. Tumulty writes to a perturbed demo crat in West Virginia, answering his query a to whether conscription is possible and permissible under the Hay-Chmberlin military taw by say ing the language of the law is so vague and In volved that the president doesn't feel at alt cer tain as to its meaning. However, Private Secre tary Tumulty assures his timorous correspondent that it Is the intention of the president to give some attention to this law, which has been hailed as perfection during the campaign, and see what can be doue to make it clear.. It is pretty cer tain no sort of tinkering can make it worse, nor increase its ambiguity. This and other indications J justifies the conclusion that the closing week of Mr. Wilson's term of office will be pretty busy if lie tries to straighten out all the legislative blund ers he Jus ted or -driven congress into commit ting ' ' : ' The 1900 presidential campaign was a fierce conflict here in' Nebraska, although a tame one for the country at large. There never was any question about McKinley's re-election, but in spite of adverse odds we were eager to put Ne braska on the map again by bringing it back into the republican column;- It seemed hopeless- al most up to the last minute, but unremitting arid undaunted seal succeeded in achieving the object Besides the presidential electors and the gover nor and state ticket, two United States senator ships were at stake and the republicans swept the whole platter, although the governor waa pulled across by less than 900 plurality. To resort to the vernacular, that was "some campaign I" . The 1904 contest was again a republican walk away. In this s'tate it was a triangular perform ance, the populists still cutting a figure with their votes for Watson and Tibbies and affording a convenient get-away for Bryan democrats who wanted to knife Parker. That explains the co lossal plurality chalked up for Roosevelt and Fairbanks and the election of the whole republi can ticket in Nebraska from top to bottom. For the 1908 presidential campaign my ac tivities were transferred to the national field as one of the party managers attached to the Chi cago headquarters. I he work was carefully plan ned and systematically prosecuted and while there were one or two "scares," the election of Taft and Sherman over Bryan and Kern was hardly in doubt at any time. Nebraska slipped back into the democratic fold, ostensibly out of loyalty of his home state-to Bryan, but actually for other reasons, as insiders know. Mr. Bryan himself is said to have been convinced he was to win, but no one else shared his belief and even Mis souri came over and joined the republican pro cession, more than making up for the loss of Ne braska, Needless to say the campaign of 1912 could hardly be called a fight after the republican party had been split in two. It was this division that permitted the democrats, with Wilson and Mar shall, to march into power. The republicans sup porting Taft waged but a perfunctory campaign. The progressives, backing Roosevelt, put on quite a head of steam chiefly to make a showing. If the democrats could not have gathered in the prize under these conditions it would have been in order for them to disband. The present 1916 campaign had its lines de termined by what led up to it. On the republi can side it is, in fact, two campaigns in one tie regulars and the progressives merged, it is true, yet requiring double machinery. Keep this in mind when making comparisons. For the first time since the fight against Cleveland's re-election the republicans have had to stand as an oppo sition party and batter down the entrenchments of the party' in power. It is this that explains the .methods of attack. Then again, never before was the political battle line so extended. The advent of the direct primary in the interval, how ever, has done away with the old spectacularism the red fire and tue excitement has been want ing on both sides. It has been, for the most part, sober appeal to reason, a real campaign of edu cation.. And the effective reasons which are all on the side of Hughes are plainly telling. I have written out a thought or two sug gested by the death of my old friend, Max Meyer, but from crowded space must hold till next week. People and Events' Philadelphia's issue of $10,000,0O(f fifty-year bonds drawing 4 per cent were marketed last week at a premium of 3.885 per cent or $210,000 for the lot. A syndicate of bankers bought them in. , ' Louis Nehring of Prairie du Chien, III, is on the shady side of 70 and is still acquiring ex pensive experience. A few moons ago he honey-, mooned with a merry widow of 60 and when he came out of the trance the bride had fled with Nehring's roll of $5,000. A Philadelphia 'youngster, "pinched" for the theft of a pair of shoes laid his troubles to the Underwood tariff. The present stage of public temper in Pennsylvania tent force to the plea. The judge put it under his hat and paroled the IOHAV1 Thought Nugget for the Day. There Is no good In arguing with the Inevitable. The only argument available with an east wind la to put on your overcoat. James Russell Lowell. One Year Ago Today to the War. - British submarine E-20 sunk by Turks In the Dardanelles. Bulgarians occupied Nlah. Lord Kitchener left England on mission to near east. Desperate battle with violent artil lery action continued In East Galicla. Germans captured parts of the French first line trench at Hill 19 In Champagne. Russians pressed Germans back near Riga and czar s warships shelled invaders at Shlok. ' - In Omaha Thirty Years Ago. Letter Carrier Green, who some time ago resigned his position in the mail service, has re-entered the busi ness not long since and has been giv en a route where he can drive a horse in delivering. One hundred dollars has been de posited with Ed Rothery as a forfeit In the right which the friends of Han- ley wish to have him make with Clow. Hanley says he Is willing to meet Clow at any time and place that may be selected. As Major Condon, manager of Pat sey Fallon's Cottonwood Villa, was driving past the fair grounds a piece of paper blown by the wind started his fleet stallion to one side, over turning the buggy and slightly injur ing the major, who was left lying In the road while his swift courser hied him home, dragging the broken buggy after him. Mr. and Mrs. Anton Pokorney of 701 South Thirteenth celebrated the tenth anniversary of their wedding. Among the guests present were: Messrs. and Mesdames Bartos, V. L. Vodicka, F. Vodlcka, Buresh, John Roslcky, F. W. Bandhauer, Splcka, J. Kotyza, Kolbe, John Mack, V. Flala, Nagle and Prof. Dvorzak. Messrs. Frank Bandle and George Kay have returned from Leaven worth, Kan., whither they were called by a meeting of the representatives of the Western league. ,r. This Day in History. ' 1768 By treaty at Fort Stanwlx (Tjtlca, N. Y.) the pi Nationas ceded the country north and east of the Tennessee. v 1796 Isaac Toucey, secretary of the navy under President Buchanan, born at Newton, Conn.; died at Hart ford July 30, 1869. 1814 Americans under General Izard abandoned Fort Erie after blow ing It up. 1818 General B.enjamln F. Butler, governor of Massachusetts and civil war commander, born at Deerfleld, N. H.; died In Washington, D. C, Janu ary 11, 189S. 1854 Russians deieated Dy sritisn and French in battle of Inkerman. 18S8 Funeral car of Napoleon I presented to France, b,y Queen Victoria.,,-. ... . ., . ,. , , Susan 6.. Anthony voted at the presidential election at Rochester, N. Y.i convicted and fined $100. 1891 Poles In Galicia formed a se cret organization to keep alive the remembrances of the Polish struggle for freedom. - , . 1900 Cuban constitutional conven tion opened at Havana. 1901 French fleet seized three Turkish ports, whlch-'were held until the- ports Settled the Frencn claims. The Day We- Celebrate. ' William B. Weekes, president of the Weekes Grain and Live Stock com pany, Is (7. He was born in Metrop olis, 111., ana started in the grain business at Sootia, Neb., thirty-one years ago. He was once county treas urer of Greeley county for two terms John D. ware is ceieorating nis fifty-fifth birthday. He is a native of Durant, Ia., and graduated in law from the Iowa State university in 1888. He has been practicing his pro fession hers in Omaha continuously since 1890. Alexander C. Reed of Reed Bros., real estate and abstracts, was born November 6, 1871, in Darlen, Wis.. His first employment was as clerk for the Milwaukee: railroad at cnicago in 1891. George A. Relener, noted Egyptolo gist, whose latest discoveries relative to Ethiopia are being heralded, born at Indianapolis forty-nine years ago today. i Rt. Rev. John s. Foley, Disnop or the Catholic diocese of Detroit, born In Baltimore eighty-three years ago today. . Kt Rev. J. j. Harty, catnono arcn- blshop of Manila, soon to be Installed as bishop of Omaha, born at St Louis sixty-three years ago today. Nicholas Longworth, Ohio con gressman and son-in-law of Colonel Roosevelt horn in Cincinnati lorty- seven years ago today. ' Ida M. Tarhell, noted editor, jour nalist and lecturer, born in Erie 1 county, Pennsylvania, fifty-nine years ago today. Eugene v. Dens, three times social ist candidate for president and now a candidate for congress, born at Terre Haute, Ind sixty-one years ago today. Hasty Legislation That Harts Labor. Omaha, Nov. 8. To the Editor of The Bee: President Wilson insisted on the passage of the Adamson bill to get the labor vote of the country. ' This so-called bill for the good of the labor ing masses is nothing but a sop. The four railroad brotherhoods have al ways Ignored the American Federa tion of Labor and during strikes have never been known to refuse to haul strikebreakers by the carload. They did so in the street car strike in our city and also in the strike of the ma chinists and bollermakera of the Har riman system. The president truckled to the aristocratic and selfish four and the rest can never benefit by the new and as yet untried law. Candidate Hughes Is right in all he says about V. .. .... lavl.la,An " TTTfilT UHl" Deplorable Condition of the Navy. Lincoln, Neb., Nov. 8. To the Edi tor of The Bee: I spent the summer in Washington and also went on the ci vilian volunteer cruise. The longer time I spent in direct connection with the policies of Wilson, the more dis gusted I became with, his vacillating Dollcy. especially In the navy. . I am enclosing an article of mine that appeared in another paper quite a while ago. I might add that the men in the navy say-that conditions have been steadily getting worse since Daniels waa appointed, although they say as a man he is very obliging (which is part of the cause of his troubles; he tries to please everybody.) LEONARD W. TRESTER. One Tote Changed by the Debate. Omaha, Nov. z. To the Editor of The Bee: As I heard the debate De tween Rev. Lowe and Mr. Meeker, I have read and studied the amendment and I must confess I was for prohibi tion until then, but I can see now more plainly and I think Rev. Lowe and any one else could see that it will not prohibit at all, but just change it from regulation to bootlegging, which I regret very much. And I see where a lot of us real prohimtionists are go ing to be led into a trap under the guise of prohibition which we will be sorry lor arterwaras. , Now, I alwaya have had lots of re spect for Dr. Lowe and regarded him as a big man, but if Dr. Lowe sees his mistake as I do and I think every one else who studies it will, it is Dr. Lowe's duty to the public, as well as Ills own parishioners, to show to the people that he Is one man not ashamed to own up to making a mistake and I am sure he will be thought very much more of in the eyes of God and man for only doing his real calling and when the time comes for a vote on national prohibition I will work shoul der to shoulder with Dr. Lowe and every one else for It. -i JOHN H. ROOT, . 921 North Twenty-sixth Street. ' Wants Back Platforms Enclosed. Omaha, Nov. S.--To the Editor of The Bee: I ask space to suggest that you get behind a movement to com pel the street railway company to close the back end of their cars for the comfort and health of the con ductors who have to stand exposed in all kinds of inclement weather. The men refuse to organize to force this Just demand and notwithstanding that let ua agitate for this necessary improvement for their comfort and the safety of the public. ; JESSE T. BKILUiAKT. ' Rein la (or Beckman. Lincoln, Neb., Nov. 1. To the Edi tor of The Bee: In connection with my withdrawal from the ballot as the candidate (if (he progressive party tor commissioner of public lands and buildings for the state of Nebraska, I desire to say that my decision to leave the contest was influenced to a very large extent by the conviction that the best possible man for that office is the present Incumbent Mr. , Fred Beck-man. To those who have come in eon- tact with Mr. Beckman officially, his conduct of the affairs of the commis sioner's office needs no defense. His reoord for an honest thorough and ef ficient administration is established. There are, however, a large number of voters who have never had any business with the commissioner's of fice and who are therefore without any first hand information as to how that office is being managed oy Mr. Beckman. To these voters, I would say that for an efficient and business like administration or public attain, permanency and continuity In purely administrative offices is an essential. As we have progressed in the arts of gov ernment we have learned that judges, clerks of court and other officials who do not make our laws, -but enforce them, should be continued in office as long as possible, and in the state of Nebraska we find an ever growing number of these faithful and efficient servants of the people continually re committed to their posts. , In this class of worthy public ser vants belongs Mr. Beckman. In order to determine his fitness for the office for which he seeks re-election, it is not necessary to discover his political beliefs and his party affiliation. His office Is essentially non-partisan. Be cause persuaded that the Interests of good government demand a continua tion of Mr. Beckman in his present public employment, I am appealing to progressive voters In all parties to give Mr. Beckman alLthe encouragement and support they can. C. L. REIN. WORK OF THE JOKESMITHS. MubIo Teacher Tour son la Improrlns. but when he seta to the ecalee 1 have to watch him very cloaely. Mamma That's Juit like hie father. He made hie money In the grocery business. New Tork Sun. "So you want to be a base ball umpired eh?" aald the masnate. "Are yon prepared? to slve up all your frtenda?" "1 never had any," replied the applicant. "For years I've worked In the weather bureau." Judse. . "My dear fellow, Juet sire me a few minutes of your time, I want you to lend me " , . "Sorry, but haven't a aecond to apare. Good day." "1 waa only solng to ask yon to lend ma your attention, as 1 wished to pay you that twenty X borrowed last week, but as you're In euch a hurry I won't detain you. So Ions." Baltimore American. - That one of the professors at Princeton has had his domestic trials was recently evidenced when a youna; woman of rather serious turn endeavored to Involve him hi a theolosical discussion. "Professor," she aaked, "do you or do you not believe In infant damnation?" "I believe In It," aald the professor, "only at nlalu." New Tork Times. I ONCE oUlt A CBtlAlU WB- ah"ou souMi ifomcm NOW tMIH UWE WM HSk fc YOU THINK SH WU. WW ME R THAT 5TATtWfr? ' , 10UI& ALTER HOY ADOQETHfS- SHE VllU. NEVER FWSNE VOU IOfV CALUKft HEROU Grimy Orlgg A nwapapr ray offered m a dollar it I'd let him take my picture. ' Ragyed Roiera And yer refused ? Grimy Qrlgga Tee; yer eee a photoffraoh'a got ter go through a bath. Boi ton Tran script 1 "I hear your daushter la tolnm to marrv a baron, Mr. Caehly. What baron la he 7" -wen, rrom what I can see of the advan tage he la going to be to the family, r should say he is a barren waste." Balti more American. . . . CHARITY Open your purse to tne needy, give aid Tour good deeds on earth in ins wanes win oe welgnea; -"Do unto others" There's a place to be found , . Ana at an times, a way ' 'Haiti saw hears) Ira riwHaltai ' Open your purse, To the nurses give aid ' Who minister to all - In palnt end sickness, have laid. They're angels of mercy, s And everywhere go Bringing comfort and sunshine v iu iwur una me low Open your purse All ve wha rn If only a "mite1! - will always keep plain. "Lay not treausres up on earth. M For that, ilnnrl HaaI. -.Ill -.11 That the "Greatest of AH" ' ' Is "Sweet Charity" , : "Somewhere In Omaha." Omaha. "BHUeVIHW. At the Four 'I Rexall Drug Stores Our exceptionally complete " stocks Include everything in .1' the drug line, which a thor A: oughly progressive drug store should carry. We watch our - stocks carefully and replenish them as often as Is necessary to keep each assortment un :, broken. Trading hero you have the satisfaction of always get ting precisely what you desire. We buy our elgara in largo quantities from the manufac turers or distributors and make the lowest possible price by box or pocketful. SHERMAN ft MeCONNELL DRUG COMPANY Four Good Drug Stores. . Some Election Oddities. Florida bars "duelists and their abettors" from vol inf. Mors than a dosen states bar de linquent taxpayers from voting;, Michigan ana several otner states bar Indians with tribal relations. MlssiaslDDl bars from the voting privilege, all Indians who are not taxed. Ability to read the stats constitu tion is a necessary qualification In Wyoming. - Vermonters cannot vote ir tney lacx the approbation, of the local board of civil authority. Vagrants are not voters In Alabama, nor are embezzlers of publlo funds, It there are any such, in California. Idiots, the Insane and persons con victed of felonies are barred from the voting privilege in nearly all the states. Delaware, New Jersey, south Caro lina, Virginia and moat of the New England states penalise pauperism by taking away the voting privilege. Mississippi puts up the bars against bigamists and New York specially dis qualifies from voting any person who has been convicted of bribery. Ohio refuses to let United States soldiers, sailors or marines vote,, as do Virginia, Utah, Texas, South Dakota, Oregon. New Jersey, Montana, Mis souri, Indiana and Arizona. As practically every state bars con victs from the voting privilege, and there are more thanN 100,000 convicts in the prisons of the country, election day will mean nothing to a whole armv of them. It Isn't Too Late to Register ; ' FOR MEMBERSHIP IN THE Woodmen of the World "TOMORROW MAY BE" Phone Douglas 1117 NO CHARGE FOR EXPLANATION W. A. FRASER, Pres. J. T. YATES, Secy. "X "MW MSPWW1 "WWW, yr 1 FLORIDA .VIA ILLINOIS CENTRAL R. n. Ths SEMINOLE LIMITED Train, consisting of Exquisite Sun Parlor Observation and up-to-date Steal Pullman tars, runs daily throughout ttao year. Direst service to ths south and southeast. Tickets on sals daily oa and after October 15th, good return ing until June 1st, 1917. RATES TO PRINCIPAL POINTS AS FOLLOWS 1 Jacksonville ... . $54.56 Tmpa .........$66.16 Daytona ........ $61.26 St. Petersburg . , ,.$66.16 Palm Beach $73.06 Miami $76.66 Key West $87.66 Havana, Cuba. . . jfHj) Tickets to other points at sans proportional rates. For descriptive literature, tickets, etc, call at City Ticket Office, f, write,. . S. NORTH -a District Passenger Agent 407 3. 16th St. , Phone Douglas 264.