THE BEE: OMAHA, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER -25, 1916.
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.THREE-CARD MONTY
f ALLS FOR "CARMEN"
In Company With Mister Hard
Boiled Egg, He Takes in
Grand Opera Show.
SEES I TBOVYTORY, ALSO
I Mister Hard-Boiled Egg, closely
ollowtd by Tkree-Card Monty, the
1 artender, wiggled through the dense
Jcrowd of grand opera patrons pouring
jfrom the Auditorium, where the cur
tain had just fallen on the last scene
an "Carmen."
I "Watch yer'atep, kid 1" admonished
?Monty, as Egg slipped and nearly
3ost hit balance. .
3 "Never mind the step I'm watch-
;ing my watch," was thox hasty retort,
yi got jipped for twenty berries right
.after the Stecher-Lewis rassle, an' th'
icrowd wasn't half at big'z thizn. . I
Uuppose Joe's old lady oyer there'll
be sore on account uh me not tippin'
my hat, but if she thinks I'm going
"to take my mitts off'n my kick in this
-mob iust to tip ;ny hat, she's all
:wrong, I'll tell the world I"
1 They got outside.' , i.
i Breaks Shell of Silence.
I Egg looked at Monty and Monty
Oooked at Egg. Egg broke the shell
lof silence.
"Well, we've did it. We had ten
Jbucks and we did it. We had it corn
ling and we got it. We've been grand
uproared. Mow l suppose you re sat
iisfiedl"
; Monty grinned. "Yep, I'm satis
jfied. I'm going again tonight."
S "Well, you can go, but when you
'do, there's an Egg that'll have good
jwishcs for you, but not with you. I'm
Igoins to see the Orpheum."
j "Irs B. V. D. what you do, but
ime, I'm seeing this El Trovytory. It
:was one swell show tonight and if El
Trovytory's half as good I'll stand
:pat."
"Yehl A whole lot you understand,
;di(incha. Now it's all over an' we
'seen an' heard It,, what' It all about?"
: Knows All About It
"I knew before I went in," Monty
; answered. ."A guy tells me the whole
:lav last week."
I "Yeh, Soat, he'a th' bird that told
.'us we d have to hunt up the old soup'
rand-fish uniform. Now we've got
j'em, what'll we do. with, 'em sling
hash? That ain't the worst of it
feighther. Th boss is aettin' with his
missus about six seat awav in the
: four-buck chairs an' he'i wearin' a red
necktie. The only change he made in
his does was to spill egg on his
; vest for supper. He took one look at
' me an' got to wonderin' would I still
, be in. town by the time they get
; .i u ,u. k .1,. m,.u
he better office tip the Law to lay 1
fat for me..''I".';-i,. "
J -7'Aw, say, "jou'd have something to
f wolf about if it was raining kale an'
y'had an' empty cisternl"
: "Sure I'm woffin' about this 'Car
men' show. Ask me haw much didn't
Jo over my head. Ask me anything I
don't know I I'm layin' out my
, jack thinkin' it's about the car men s
strike in New York an' you get the
lowdown on it an' clam. If I make
a bet I saw 'Carmen' I got to have
pdds." ..
: "If ya quit wolfln" III tell ya what
t it's all about You see' Carmen' is
I the name of a broad, an' if brains was
a boulevard, she'd be an alley. In the
ifirst ack she an' another moll who
" works in a spaghetti factory gets into
, a rookus an' this Carmen muff mows
.her down with blade.
J Nuts About Another,
g "This Darn Hosiery guy, he's a cop
an' he's nuts about-another broad, but
! he falls hard for this Carmen when he
pinches her for mixin' with this other
moll in the ipaget foundry. Carmen
. she cons him into tettin' her shake it
before the wagon comes, which he
jdoes, but the sergeant is anoopin'
around and he sees the play and so
this young cop he gets hauled up on
? charges and is fired. Then be joins
the Sheeleytown gang and gets a job
as ward captain, thinkin' he s in right
. with Carmen anyway. She's too fly,
though, an' she blows him for a guy
5 who's a bullfighter, which in. them
I days is the same as a taxi driver or a
j barber now. That makes this guy
, sore an' he tips with a knife an' hews
1 her down. That's alt they is to it."
I Egg scratched his head a minute.
; "Well, all I've got to aay Is, if thaf s
j grand opera, I've teen lots of it down
i on Douglas street, but I didn't know
3 it was opera then. After you know
j what it is, it ain't so bad, is it?"
I . The Bad Part of It. J r
j ' "No, it ain't so bad, if you've got
; the lay pegged . before the show
J starts."
: "No, the only bad part of it is the
? five bucks." .
j "Well, you ain't got no beef comin'
' at that, you got . in on a pass,
'idn't ya?" -V'Yeh,
but 1 could V sold it,
.wouldn't ir ; ,
,'- "Yeh, that's the way it alius is
,with you Hard Boiled Eggs. You've
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: We are making many fint
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got a pass for tonight, too, aintcha?
Are you going to peddle it?
"No, I guess I'll go an' see L
irovytory with you. Do you know
what it's about?"
"Nope, not yet, but Tony, the bar
ber, does, an we'll find out from
him first thing in the morning."
"You find out an' tell me."
"Yes, I will, after you've mitted
your ducat to the doorkeeper. We
got them passes for nothm' an' I
ain't going to tear no shingles off'n
anybody's roof by scabbin' on 'em.
I'll tell you all about it before the
curtain goes up"
"Thass fair enough. Got anything
on your hip ?"
"There you go again I You always
got a mouth full, uh gimme I Gimme!
Have-you-gotl Lemme take! Le's
have! Thass all I ever-hear out uh
you. S'matter? Ain't you.puttin'
out nothin'? No, I ain't got nothinr
on my hip, but here's that restaurant
where you bought that meal book
yesterday morningl"
OARRANZA PACKS s
FOR FLIGHT FROM
MEXICO, IS BELIEF
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.tOaattnned Froai Faft Ona.)
operate from there as a base against
villa lorces, Ueneral Ubregon in
formed Mr. Garcia, while he was in
Mexico City. These trooos will be
drawn from the states of Neuvo Leon,
toahuila and iamauhpas and will be
sent north at soon at transportation
facilities can be arranged, Mr. Garcia
said. .
Trenirino Sends Family North.
El Paso, Tex., Oct. 24. Mrs. Ja
cinto B. Trevino, wife of General Tre-
vino, commanding the Carranza forces
in the northeast, arrived in Juarez
late last night. She was accompanied
by her children and a number of
women and children from Chihuahua
City, including the wives of several
civil and military officers.
American refugees arriving on the
me train reported the arrival of 2,000
Carranza soldiers in Chihuahua Citv
from the south to join in the campaign
against rranctsco villa. I he refugees
reported having heard firing west of
Chihuahua City, near Fresno, Monday
morning as the train was leaving for
the border..
There were renorts in Crilritianita
City that General Carlos Ozma's
column had been defeated by Villa,
tnat Vina was in S.-Tita Ysabel with
his staff and that there had hecn
fighting between the Villa and Car
ranza forces in Fresno and also near
Cusihuirachic, the refugees stated.
These reports were not confirmed,
they added.
Keportt received here bv federal
agents state that Villa is receiving re-
cruui irom sonora, uurango and
Coahuila, but he has been unable to
arm and tquip the men, according to
the tame report . ,
Panic Reignt at Chihuahua.
San Antonio. Tex.. Oct 24.
firmation of the report that Villa
forces have reached the outskirts of
Chihuahua City and were, fighting in
the suburbs 'with General Trevino't
command, was contained in a dis
patch received today by General
Funston from General Bell, com
manding at El Paso. General Bell's
report is understood to, be based on
information transmitted by General
Pershing, commander of American
troops in Mexico. I J
I he people of Chihuahua have be
come panic-stricken as a result of
villas advance on the city following
his recent jrictory at Palomas over
Carranza troops commanded by Gen
eral Ozuna. was stated in th ilia.
patch.
Information has reached army cir
cles from several sources that General
Trevino is ahort of ammunition. It
waa pointed out that this might ac
count for hia failure to take more ag
gressive action against the bandits.
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LAFAYETTE YOUNG.
Britain to Borrow '
Another Quarter .
Of Billion Here
New York, Oct. 24. Official an
nouncement of the terms of the new
loan to Great Britain by American
financiers is expected here before
the close of this week. The amount
will be $250,000,000 or $.300,000,000, it
is understood, bearing t per cent in
terest, with the issuing price at 99
and maturing in two years.
' As security collateral representing
between $325,000,000 and $350,000,000
will be offered under tentative plans
made public unofficially today. This
would consist of American stocks
and bonds mobilized by the Brit'sh
treasury and Canadian issues and ob
ligation! of neutral countries.
The suggested terms are virtually
the same as those arranged when
Great Britain borrowed $250,000,000
in the United States last August.
Hughes Will Make
Three Speeches at
New York Tonight
Mont Claire, N. J., Oct. 24. Charles
E. Hughes, who has been resting here
for a .few days from campaign ac
tivities, leaves late today for New
York City, where he will make three
speeches tonight and one speech in
Brooklyn tomorrow night
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Corporation Takes Position Or
ganization is Liable for Vio
lation of Contract. .
SCALE SIGNED IN APRIL
Punxsutawiiey, Pa., Oct. 24. The
Rochester & Pittsburgh Coal and
Coke company, whose mines here are
closed by a strike of 2,500 miners,
who presented a new scale after the
company had signed the scale of the
United Mine Workers of America,
announced today that suit would be
filed against each miner, and the local
unions of which they are members,
asking damages because of the sus
pension. The company's lawyers are
now engaged in framing the petition,
which alleges that the men violated
their agreement, signed April 15 last
in Philadelphia, when they quit work
in the demanding of a new scale. It
contends that the United Mine Work
ers are just as liable for breach of
contract as any responsible corpora
tion or individual. The suit, officers
of the company said, was based on
the decisions in the Danburry Hatters'
case. '
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GERMANS REPORT
YICTORYON SOME
Attempt of French and British
to Break Tenton Lines is
Beaten Back.
ENTENTE LOSSES LARGE
Berlin, Oct 24, (Via wirelss to
Sayville.)-In an attempt' to break
through the German lines on the
Somme at any cost, the British and
French yesterday used great num
bers of troops in repeated attacks, the
war office announced today. Their
assaults broke down with heavy
losses.
The defeat of the allies was so se
vere, the statement says, that all along
the front the dead are lying in one
row after another. South of the
Somme a French attack met with sim
ilar results. : y
The announcement follows:
"October 23 was like the preceding
day, characterized by battles of great
est violence. In order to break
through at any price the British and
French continued attacks in which1
strong forces were employed.
"In spite of their use of masses of
troops north of the Somme they suf
fered a heavy and sanguinary defeat.
It is reported from the front that rows
of dead are lying one upon another,
especially west of Transloy, The con
duct of our troops was as splendid
as was possible. Brandenburg in
fantry regiment 64, Brunswick reserve
infantry regiment 92, Rhenish in
fantry regiment 29 and Bavarian in
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"South of the Somme the French
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"Army group of the German crown
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sist the attack on the Somme by at
tacks near Verdun. Our positions on
the east bank of the Meuse were
strongly shelled by artillery. Hostile
infantry was held in its trenches by
our strong and efficient artillery tire.
Attempts to attack were thus
frustrated." ' .
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