1 October 12, 1916 The Association of Collegiate Alumnae is ; beginning its season's work in earnest these days. Yester day at the home of Miss Edith Haight the Story Tellers' section met for tea. Miss Uinta Cowden and Miss Marie Hodge told the stories of the after noon. Miss Cowden gave a resume o Ellis Parker's book on "The Father and Son Movement." Miss Hodgi chose for her recital the work by Raymond McDonald Alden entitled. The Hunt for the Beautiful." Inis aliernoon at 4 o'clock Miss Ruth McDonald wilt be hostess of the drama section at tea at her home Miss Juliet Griffin, who is in charge of that section, has asked wiiss Kate McHugh to give the afternoon pro gram. Her subject will be one of Gals worthy's plays, probably "The Pig eon." - 't The next meeting of the Story Tel lers' section will be held in two weeks at the home of the Misses Frye. 8wanson-Hartmin Wedding. . The home of Mr. and' Mrs. G. W. Hartman, 4431 South Twenty-first street, was the scene of very pretty wedding Wednesday evening, when there took place the marriage of their daughter, Opal Victorine, to Harry J. Swanson, son of Mr. and Mrs. C A. Swanson, of this city. Rev. S. H. Yerian, pastor of St. Luke's English Lutheran church, performed the cere mony, and Miss Irene Kalhorn played the wedding march. The bride wore white taffeta with overdrape of silk net and carried a shower of bride's roses and lilies of the valley. Miss Mary Becker, gown- 1 ed in pink chiffon and carrying pink roses, was maid of honor. i-'iss Lorene Lindburg and Miss Luella Kalhorn we e bridesmaids. Carl A. Swanson of Rock Island, III., acted as best man for his brother, and . the ushers were Emil W, Swanson, the groom's younger brother, and Guy Stacey. Little Eleanor Heminger : was flower' girl and Master Herman Merten the ringbearer. Mr. and Mrs. Swanson left for a wedding trip along the Pacific coast . and will be at home after November 1 at 2014 J street, South Side. . Golden Wedding. An informal reception - was given Mr. and Mrs. J. H. Presson Wednes day evening at the residence of their son, Mr. C. E. Presson. They were married in Hiawatha, Kan., October .11, l?66. Colonel Presson came to , Nebraska fifty-one years ago. He had just been discharged from the army, in" which he served three years and six months. , Mrs. Presson came one, year later," having graduated from Jacksonville college in ltW. Colonel Presion was for thirty one, years in the n nistry..,four years commandant of thr .Soldiers', and Sailors' home at Milfoid, and the last six years has been in the governor's office at Lin coln. " They' have two sons and five grandchildren . living, one son dead. A large number of friends and rela tives were present at the reception, MrsMetcalfi Tea. Following the annual meeting of the Equal Franchise society at the Hotel Fontenelle this afternoon, the 'president, Mrs. J. M." Metcalf, gave a tea at which the state president, . Mrs. w. js. uarkiey, ot Lincoln; Mrs. 1 P. T. McGerr of Falls City, Gutton Borglum of New York and Mrs. Ada Hershey of Portland were the out-of-town guests. Other guests of Mrs. ' Metcalf were: Madaniea. . - 1 afaadamaa C. A. CWMt, , E. L. Burka, ' C. V WarOaM, - Jouph Polcar, . T. llndaoy, Halleck Hoaa, E H. Scott. K. B Hood, Alfred Barlow, ,-, , E. M. Falrllold, .. C. H. Johanna, . B. C. Twamlay, C. W. Buaaell. C S. gtabblna. Mia Mom CowalL Evening Party. Miss Helen Horton entertained a number of friends at her home in Benson Saturday evening in honor of her guest. Miss Clara Peterson, of Herman, Neb. Music and ganfes fea tured the evening's entertainment. Prizes were won by Merle Hughes. Nathan Brown, K. L. Swanson and Sidney Wiig. Those present were: Mlaaaa Mlaaaa Clara Pataraon, Edith Laraon. ... - Maria Hushaa, Alma Janaan. AuAhU Nalaa. Gaorrta Mckllchaal, Vlda Paddock. Halan Horton, . . afeaara. Meaara. H. L. Bwanaon. C. F. Janaan. H. A. Mathawa. Stanlajr Zlka. Carlo Huchaa, ' ( Nathan Brown. -Bldnay Will, Maurlca MrMlchatl, Arthur Janaan, ' ' ;Cllf ton Andaraon ot Xnrlnc Horton, Barman, Nab. For Gutron Borglura. Following the address which Gut ron Borglum gave before the Omaha Society of Fine Arts in the ball room of the Hotel Fontenelle this morn ing, he was entertained at luncheon by the board of directors of that or ganization. Mrs. Charles T. Kountze, - chairman of the courtesies committee, .was in charge of the arrangements. Mr. Borglum' will be the dinner guest of Mr, and Mrs. Charles Thom as Kountze this evening, and later his sister, Mrs. Alfred Darlow, will entertain at an informal coffe at her home in his honor. . . Stork Special. A daughter was born to Mr. and Mrs. G. C. Bedford at the Nicholas Seno hospital Wednesday morning. For Eastern Guest. Mr. and Mrs. Glenn Wharton en ' tertained at a box party at the Or pheum last evening for their guests, Mr. and Mrs. F. Richard Davidge of Binghampton, N. Y. Mr. and Mrs. Ward Burgess were included in the party. '. ... ... . Dancing Party for House Guest. The house guests at the Charles , Metz home will be entertained there at a large dancing party this evening. About sixty young people have been invited. This is the first time that the beautiful ball room of the new house has been used for a formal dancing party. t Luncheon It Fontenelle. ' Miss Olga Storz entertained at the second of two prettily appointed .. luncheons at the Hotel Fontenelle to day for Mrs. F. E. Ransom of Kansas City, who is the guest of Miss Irene McKnighU Decorations ot Russell roses were used on the tables. Cov ers were laid for twenty guests. Hendereon-CIoudt Wedding. Miss Tillie Cloudt. daughter of Mr. Joseph Cloudt of Florence. Neb., wai united in marriage with Mr. Charles Henderson Tuesday morning at at. Philip Neri's church by Rev. Father Barrett The wedding hymn was sung by Miss Grace McCollister, with Miss Lllen Kelly as accompanist. Following the wedding ceremony a wedding breakfast was served at the bride a home. Dancing Party. An informal dancing party opened the season at the Metropolitan club house Tuesday evening. The rooms were decorated with chrysanthemums. roses and greens. The entire house was open for the inspection of the guests. Ihe evening party followed a tea given by Miss Evelyn McCaf frey in honor of Miss Louise Deming ot Chicago. For Miss Smith. Mrs. Roy Welsh entertained at luncheon at the Flatiron today for Miss Mary Smith of Long Beach, Cal., who leaves this evening after a visit with her brother, Mr. Otis M. Smith, and Mrs. Smith. Following the luncheon the party attended the Orpheum matinee. Covers were laid for: v Maadamta Maadatn . Otta f). Bmhh, Mary Smith S. P. ataaon, of Long- Baach, Edna Petaraan,., Afternoon Bridge Party, .'; . Mrs. C. M. Schneider entertained at bridge this afternoon in honor of her daughter-in-law, Mrs. A. D. Schneider of Kansas City, who came Htst Tuesday for a three weeks' visit. Those present were , Mainlamaa . Maadamaa Otla M. Smith, John Brown, Fhoyd.Crlaa, Harman fjchnaldar, John Wllaon. A. ft. Hchnalder Fred SrhnMdar, of Kanaa City. W. R. Walker, Pleasures Past In honor of Miss Doris Anderson, whose marriage to Mr. Harlow Fred rick of Joliet, III., will take place Sat urday evening at the Rome hotel, sev eral informal affairs have been given. Miss Lorena Leeka gave a line party at the Boyd theater last Saturday eve ning in her honor. Saturday after noon Miss Jennie Wead gave a kitch en shower at her home. Wednesday afternoon Miss Irene McCaig was hostess at a box party at the Or pheum for the bride. Among those present was Mrs. Alfred Hulmes of Manhattan, Kan., who with Mr. Hulmes has arrived to serve as a member of the bridal party, Daniets-Vanderiord Wedding. The marriage of Miss Violet Van derford, daughter of Mrs. Mary A. Vanderford, to Mr. Philip Daniels took place last evening at the home of the bride's mother. The ceremony was performed by the Rev. Mr. Hess of Crete, Neb. Mrs. Verne ' Miller sang "When We're Together," accom panied by Mrs. Homer Weeks. Mr. and Mrs. Daniels left last evening on their wedding trip. They will be at home after November 1 at 6218 Flor ence boulevard. Hertberg-Reuben Wedding. The marriage of Miss Freda Reu ben, sister of Mr. and Mrs. B. Rein schreiber, to Mr. Joseph Herzberg, which took place Tuesday in Fort Dodge, la., greatly surprised all their friends. The young people went to Fort Dodge without announcing their intention and sent news back to Oma ha of the event. Le Mart Club. The Le Mars club will give its sec ond dancing party of the season next Tuesday evening at Keep's Dancing academy. Afternoon at Home. Dr. and Mrs. Frederick Cohn will be at home Sunday afternoon in hon or of their guest, Miss Frances Isaacs of St. Louis, who is expected to ar rive Saturday evening. Coffee Club Meets. Mrs. Gottlieb Storz entertained the members of the German Coffee club at her home this afternoon. The deco rations were baskets of pink roses. Eighteen members were present. Press Club Luncheon. The Omaha Woman's Press club had its regular fortnightly meeting at the Hotel Fontenelle today. Follow ing luncheon a short business session was held. ' Home Economics Luncheon. The home economics department of tne umaha Woman t club will give an informal luncheon tomorrow at 1 o'clock at the Young Women's Chris tian association in honor of Mrs. Mar. garet J. Bliss of Minneapolis. Preced ing the luncheon there will be an in formal reception from 12 to 1 in the Young Women's Christian association assembly room. . Social Gossip. Mr. and Mrs. L. L. Ashbrook of Mitchell. Neb., will visit at the John S. Brady home until the last of the week. Miss Elaine Freeman of Racine. Wis., who is the guest of Mr. and Mrs. M. u. Hayward, is expected to remain untjl the holidays.' Mr. and Mrs. Richard Hosford of Moline, 111., left Sunday1 after spend ing a few days of Ak-Sar-Ben week with Mr. and Mrs. Willard D. Hos ford. . Mrs. George Brandt-is left today to spend a month in New York. Mr. and Mrs. Harry Bosworth and Mr. lownsend Netcher of Chicaoro. who were the guests of Mr. and Mrs. George Brandeis during Ak-Sar-Ben, left today for their homes. Notes of Interest . Mr. and Mrs. H. E. Patterson, Miss Murphy, Bert Murphy, E. E. Beall and Mary J. Creighton of Omaha are fuests at the Elms hotel, Excelsior prings. Mo. Mrs. John R. Ringwalt leaves this Timely Fashion Hint ByRacontmse One' of Paquin's most distinctive street frocks is shown here. The model is developed in navy serge. Most interesting is the peplum tunic and neat princess effect at the waistline. The unusual feature is the cape col lar, which later develops into part of the sleeves. Attractive motifs made to simulate buttons are arranged at measured intervals around the edge of the peplum. A soft roll collar of flesh satin lends a charming finishing ' touch to the bodice. A smart pressed beaver hat and high button boots complete the outfit. , Glad the "Obey" is Being Left By DOROTHY DIX. The'announcement that the Episco pal church is going to expurgate the word "obey" from the marriage serv ice has been hailed everywhere by women as tidings of great joy. Aside from the fact that it is archaic and insulting in these days of feminine emancipation to ask a full grown, intelligent woman to promise to obey anything except the dictates of her own conscience and judgment. women object to being called upon to perjure themselves in the most solemn act of their lives. For no woman has any idea, or intention, or expectation of obeying her husband. More", if there were the slightest danger of her being forced to keep the vow of obedience, there would be no wedding bells for her. Nor does the bridegroom either ex pect or desire that the woman he is espousing shall obey him. He isn't marrying a brainless child, or a hum ble slave, Out a woman wnom ne nas picked out for a companion through life, and who is as broad minded and as well educated as himself. Why, then, should she take his orders? Why should she do his bidding? It would strike the average man as a pretty cheeky thing even to suggest that he should expect his wife to obey him. Besides, the thing simply isn't done now, you know. ut course,- tnere are tnose wno insist that a woman should promise' to obey her husband, because he is the head of the house. Nonesense. This head-of-the-house theory has been first aid to more divorces than any other cause in the world, because it's generally only after a woman gets to the place that she can't endure her husband's tyranny any longer that she hires a private detective to hunt up his record. In its finest essence marriage is a partnership wherein a man and a woman pool their whole resources. The woman puts in everything that she has of heart and brain and purse, even more completely than the man does, and this being the case she is certainly entitled to an equal voice with him in deciding every problem that arises in their joint lives. Iwo men who are equal partners in a business do not arrogate the right of "bossing" each other. They consult, they defer to each other. One or the other gives in when they differ, as seems best and wisest Each partner is supreme in his own department, and, if the firm pros pers, tne partner witn the most far-seeing judgment directs the af fairs of the business. There is no reason why this plan shouldn't work out just as well in domestic life as it does in commer cial life, and in reality wherever you find a happy marriage the aforesaid plan is the one that is used. -After all, the mere putting on of trousers does not endow the wearer thereof with supernatural wisdom, and in many a family the gray mare is the better horse. Many a wife has more intelligence, keener per ceptions, a wider outlook, and even more business sense than her hus band. How idiotic even the sugges tion that she should obey him, and that he should arbitrarily decide the family destiny I And ' while the marriage service is being overhauled for deadwood, there is another passage that might be deleted with profit. That is the phrase in which the man promises the bride, "with all my wordly goods I thee endow," and which is just as afternoon to spend a day or two in Iowa. - A miscellaneous shower was given to Miss Grace Getcher by the Hans com Park Philathea class at the home of Miss Freda Breaky Tuesday even ing. There were twenty-five present. Mrs. Max H. Alexander of Cincin nati is the guest of Mrs. M. A. Rcich enberg. The Misses Ada and Mary Holt man of St. Paul, Minn., who have been the guests of Dr. and Mrs. A. A. Holtman, left Monday evening for their home. Mrs. F. B. Watson of Grand Island is expected to remain until the first of the week as the guest of Mr. and Mrs. Penn Fodrea. One evening this week an informal evening affair is be ing planned in her honor. The Delta Tau Delta fraternity had luncheon at the University club to day. '.- mm K'.;""'."'"ii Out of the Marriage Service much a falsehood as the bride's oromise to obev him. No man has any intention of en dowing his wife with all of his word ly goods when he gets married. We have vet to hear of a bridegroom mak ing over all of his property to his wife as a bridal gift The wife has only so much of her husband's in come as he chooses to hand out to her from time to time. She can't check against his account in a bank unless he makes special arrange ments entitling her to do so. She can't collect his salary. She can't sell or mortgage his real estate. When he dies he can even leave most of his property away from her, although she may have worked and saved for fifty years to help nun accumulate it. The ' only worldly goods a man really bestows on his wife by the mar riage ceremony is a charge account, and he can stop, that whenever he likes by the simple expedient of publishing in the papers that he will no longer be responsible for her debts. Considering that most wives do not receive from their husbands even a personal allowance, but have to go to him day by day with sup plications for every dollar they need, it would seem to be the part of good taste to omit all reference to world ly goods from the ceremony that binds two loving hearts together. Certainty, if men knew beforehand that their wives didn't intend to obey them, and women- were aware that their husbands were not going to turn over their pocketbooks to them, they would start on a more honest plat- 1 ! J I .. ' iorm, ana wouia nave xewer illusions. Anyway, whether you look upon marriage as a religious sacrament or a civil-contract, it takes away from its sacredness and binding duality to base it on a lie, on an oath that a man and woman take knowing when they take it that they do not mean to keep it, and the church will do well to so change the marriage ceremony that bride and bridegroom will not be forced to commit perjury. Advice to Lovelorn By BEATRICE FAIRFAX. Explain to tba Tmi Man Dear MIm Ftirfn.x: I am IS. and hmv workd a yar. Thr year an I mot young man one year my aenlor. Wo have cor rea ponded and ho has aUo vlotted my homo, but from the day 1 met him I never had any love for him. My parents grew very rona or nim, ana now want mo to marry him. I have no love for him and tt breaho my heart to hear them mention hli name. He now la employed in tne federal ervlee, receiving a salary of 1t a week, but 1 cannot bear the sight of him. My mother aaya I moil marry Dim. A FRIEND. While X alwaya advlae all my ftrla to pay great attention to their mothers and fathers, at the same ttmo X do not believe that your mother would Insist on this mar riage if she wort fully aware of your feet tng toward this young man certainty tu on should marry where love Is not prooent and the young man himself. If any chivalry at all, should be the last one to wish to force his attentions on a girl who does not Ilk him.1 Have a frank talk with him no on can make you marry against your will; Undoubtedly both he and your mother wilt view the matter in a reasonable light If you put It befors them calmly but decidedly. !li Jtkv - . v 1 Bumpy Folks By ADA PATTERSON. "This pear makes me think of the man in the window at the savings bank." Katie's sunny temper suffered a temporary eclipse. She dug the point of her paring knife beneath the ruddy skin of a pear and went on with her peeling as though she had a grievance an-ainat the fruit. "The man at the savings bank?" I, asked. "Yes. The man who writes in your bank book how much you put in.", "The teller?" "I guess so. He has more bumps than this here pear." The pear was, as Katie had said, bumpy. Besides its smooth-skinned neighbors it presented a sorry ap pearance. A toad is not more freely supplied with knobs in its skin than was the surface of the fruit she was peeling. Yet the swift movements of the pearing knife revealed firm, fine, juicy, white fruit, "It looks like a good pear inside," I iiid. "Yes, that's the way with lots of bumpy folks," said Katie, "But folks don't know that at first and they lose lots of friends by it If you're bumpy outside you can't blame folks for thinking that you're that way clear through. You paid me by check this month, instead of cash, and I took the check to the bank, same as I do the money. I made out the slip the same as I always do and took the check and the slip to the window. He made an awfut face and he said, 'Why don't you endorse the check at the back? I came back with it and he made a face worse than the first one and he yelled at me. 'Why don't you write the number of your book on the back of that check?' I yelled, too; if he hadn't yelled at me I wouldn't have hollered at him. But peopte does back to us whatever we does to them. - I never knew it to fail. So I hollered loud at him, so that everyone around heard so. I said: 'Because you didn't tell me, that's why.' His face got as red as them beets I'm bilin.' He said: 'There's been enough checks deposited to your account. You ought to know you can settle anybody by lpokin' at em in the eye cold-like. It seems to tell 'em how small you think of 'em and that it ain't much. I says: 'It hap pens that the lady I work for de posited them checks every time.' He quieted down then and hands back my book and said, 'thank you.' But his face was red. 1 guess because I was still lookin' square at him, cold-like, as if I thought- he was so small I oughts had a microscope to look at him." .1 Katie took up a plump, russet pear, of fleckless surface, and stabbing it with the knife swiftly continued her peeling. "This pear is like Miss Ca- hill, the girl at the drug store. I like to go into the drug store just to buy things from Miss Cahill, and I buys things some times just to oblige her because she's like a pear." -"How, Katie?" "Smooth, ma'am. Yon can never tell what Miss CahiU's thinkin' be cause her outside is so smooth. I was in there yesterday at the soda foun tain. A woman came in. I seen the minute she came in the door she was bilin' mad.. She had a package done up, rough an' home-made. She threw it down on the counter an- the string came off and the woman opened her mouth, but Miss Cahill was too quick for he..' '"Oh, Mrs. Grimes,' she said. Tou brought back the hot water bag. It leaked after all. We'll be glad to re place it All our rubber goods' are guaranteed. Here's one the same size, and that hasn't been in stock long. I am quite sure you will find it per fect If not bring it back and we will furnish another substitute. Good morning.' "What could the woman do? She was mad clear through and she had come in to lay out the drug store. But Miss Cahill was too smart for her. She knows that a complaint would drive away trade, especially on a Sat urday, with all the fanners in town. So she got ahead of her. What do you call it the way you speak . Ma'am?. "Forestalled her, Katie." "Yes, ma'am, that's it, when you think fastern the other fellow, (ore stalled. She didn't give the other woman a chance to say a word. She talked the first and when the other one did have a chance to say a word there was nothin' for her to say. Miss Cahill said it all." Snap-Shots "All the world loves a lover if only he won't talk about "her." The nearest we come to happiness is when we think we are happy. What is the difference between a cabinetmaker and a crockery dealer? One makes set-tees and the other makes tea sets. . ' The worst part of the holiday is that fetish known as packing up, when a man has to get a wardrobe into a suitcase, at the same time show ing that he has nothing up his sleeve. IAS- CJjoccdtes Different! Yes different in flavor, in taste, and in pacldntrVassar Chocolates, , You are bound to like every piece. 65c to $10 the pound. loosFVvTCe? Company OMAHA - Wives I Might Have Been By JANE M'LEAN. Concerning the matter I am about 'o relate, I must confess that I was lie only one to blame. If a girl flirts 1 little bit with a man, and lets her jclf like him a little bit, and it turns out that he is only flirting, why it serves her right if he suspects that she is serious. There are ever so many ways of showing a man that you are crazy bout him. One very obvious way 3 accepting his invitations almost is quickly as he gives them, like a hungry fish waiting for a fat worm U fall into its month. I have learned ways and means since then, but I really did like him. It all happened while I was visit ing one summer. He was tall and a little older than the others. He had a reputation of being a little bit wicked, too, but nothing definite was known about him, and he had more money than anyone else in the place. Besides, his was the oldest and most aristrocratic family there, and he was considered a great catch. I was the new girl in 'own, with a whole trunk full of fascinating clothes and ways that were a little different, I suppose. At any rate, he began to pay me surprising at tention. He didn't go at it gradu ally, but just took me by storm, driv ing up in his car and making it evi dent that he admired me. I am sure that if I had played my cards right I might have married him. As things turned out 1 am glad tnat i naa sucn a rjoor hand to Dlav. for his domineer ing ways would have been the end of me. It used to drive me mad to hear the different opinions about him right after he began to take me around. Bess Olds used to say proudly, "He never paid anjr attention to girls nil nunc lame uf. An then one of the others would say: "That's true enough, but she's welcome to him. He's the most domineering man I ever saw, and the way he critizies a girl he takes out is awful." "What do you think, Anne," Bess would say, turning to me. "Oh, I don't know," I would re spond carelessly, as though men meant nothinst to me. And then in a burst of confidence I would relent and admit that I thought he was a wonder. That was where I made a mistake. I can see that now. Fred used to say .shortly, "I like you because you're different," and I, like the little fool that I was, would do everything in my power to be still more different Instead, of course. I should have affected a great indifference, and then he wouldn't have had an idea how to take me. Skinners - THE HIGHEST QUALITY EGG NOODLES 36 Agr Krdpt Book frrt JWHNER MFG. CO, OMAHA. UJA MriownacaTWUKA a . t a - AND WHAT IT MEANS TO WOMANKIND NEMO Hygienic-Fashion Corset Specialties are the only typical, original American Corsets. 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Tour druggist sells tu 2t tu.i M;f-: ,- havi Vianocncd vears ago, now that I look back at t. 1 his summer i weni up w -veek-end with Bess Olds, and Fred nought his wife to an affair Bess gave "or me. Fred's wife was quite a stun inline? cri'rl Jon. and I felt just a little twinge of envy when I saw them together. Of course, I have i record for breaking hearts now. and I could afford to be generous, although t ,,.-f.,ii,f ,nHi'ffTint when Fred came up and spoke to me. I heard him say to ms wue, so wt "uju... could hear: ' "What on earth made you pui inai dress on? It's the worst looking thing you ever wore." tu.,. f...naf;n l Amino i rift ir wavfl that some men have before marriage often become tyrannical. I had a per- lectiy nne time visiung uwa, uut, v, how glad I am that I did "no4 marry Fred. (The next article in this series will be called "The Wife of an Artist"). Mother Made, Quick Acting Cough Syrup Should ! Hob Kapt Handy far Evsty -Eatily Praparsd and Coat Uttla. 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