THE BEE: OMAHA, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 4, 1916. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD BOBEWATKR , VICTOR ROSEWATER EDITOR THE BBS PUBL13HINQ COMPANY PROPRIETOR Kntared st Omaha poetofflea aa aaeond-elaaa matt TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Br Carrlar By U all ' par month. per year Dny u Sunday .....5o SS.M Dally without Monday..... 4 Evening and Sunday 40a... S.00 Evening vithout ttunday !o SO? Sunday Baa only 2e . . . , Dally and Sunday Baa, thraa yaara In sJver.ce, 110.00. band notlr of ehenie of addraaa or Imtularlty Id da. Uverr to Omaha Baa, Circulation Department. REMITTANCE. Ramtt by draft, espress or postal ordar. OnlrJ-emt ttampa Uken tn paymant of email aeconnta. Paraonal ehafikt. xcept on Omaha and aaatarn erehansre, not aaoaptad. OFFICES. ' Omaha The Baa Buildin. . South Omaha 2S1S N etreat. CouwHI Bluffs U North Main atraau Lincoln Si's Llttla BulMlns. Chlaaro ill Paopla'a Oaa Bulldlnt. New York Room 101, tit Fifth annua. 8L Louie 'SOI New Bank of Commerce. Waahinston 736 Fourtaanth atraat. N. W. ' CORRESPONDENCE. Address oemmunlaatlona relating to nwa and editorial natter to Omaha Baa, Editorial Dapartmant AUGUST CIRCULATION 55,755 Daily Sunday 51,048 DwitM Wltlia'as. circulation aianaecr of Tha flea Puhllehlnf aomp-,ny, being- duly sworn, aaya that tha roraia circulation for tha month of Aufuit, 1910, waa SS.76S dally, r.nd S1.04S Bunder. P WIGHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manever. Suhaerlhad n my preeenoe and sworn to before ma thia id day of September, lilt. ROBERT HUNTER, NoUry Public. Subscriber letvhaf the city tanporerllr should haTS.Tn Bm mallod lo tham. Ad ami will b chaiifee) aa ofton as raqalrW. Omaha at a Manufacturing Center. Omaha is not generally regarded as a mauu facturing center. This it chiefly because its own people are unaware of the extent and diversity of factory operations carried on here. They know of the city's supremacy at a wholesaling and job bing point, itt lead at a live stock and grain mar ket, its place in the front rank at a meat packing and curing headquarters, and its wonderful growth and solid strength at a financial and banking cen ter, while its lead in retail business is admitted. But they do not know that it hat reached a very high place as the home of manufacturing plants, whose product guet all over the world, and com prise! all manner of things for the use of man The Flag day parade, when 30,000 people marched and other thousands stood on the sidewalks and cheered, gave some notion of the industrial inv portauce of the city, and the parade of yetterday added to thit impression. The fact that Omaha it really a manufacturing center of much import ance it slowly coming home to itt citizens. The output of the local factories runs into hundreds of millioni annually, the factoriet are numbered by the hundredi, and the operativet by the thou lands. Thirty thousand wage earners are on the pay roll in Omaha, and their earnings mount high into the millioni each year. They are the solid foundation on which the present prosperity and future greatnen of the city rests. Our own peo pie should make themselves more familiar with the facts, and thus help the world outside to get a better notion of what we are doing at home. While King Ak holds court loyal tubjectt are duty commissioned to work the glad hand. No limit on the free coinage of campaign ora tory to long as anyone can be induced to stay and listen. f a Please, Mr. Veather Man, do your very bett tor us, for we know what you can do when you do your bett, '... ! One of the omitted "don'tl" it "don't play the paddle wheels or other gambling garnet unlett willing to lose the money." Speaking of the Newberry bill, isn't thii the same railroad rate reduction bill that wat vetoed by Nebraska's first democratic governor? Now that the packert have fattened the pay envelopei s bit, contumera will ttep up to the counter with the price and look pleasant. , Oh, yet, the "tow line" will get the money all right, but let it get it for' what it it; i. e., to re plenish the tenator'i pertonal'campaign war-chest, and not under false pretenses. The boom in marriage licenses coupled with a steady demand for hornet may be accepted at pledget of loyal tupport of the movement to make Omaha a city of a million people, ' The pretident of the Federation of Women's Clubt outline! a large program of reform! which will give the memben leverat busy yean. .Hasn't the lady heard of the social and economic objec tions to overtime work? ' Hit highness the quality hog itandt on all tours, a thining example of immunity to nti-fat treatment. Corpulency for him' it the outward sign of right living, and the more he putt on the handsomer hc lopks to the owner. - r' Woodrow Wilson is a great leader of democ racy, all right, but his "single-track mind" en countered t bumping-post when he tried to get "Jimmy" Hay and Claade Kitcliirl to consent to an adequate program for' the defense of the United States. Remember how loud the democrats uted to yell when tome luckiest republican postmaster occasionally broke over the civil service rules And here it the democratic campaign committee trying now to mobilise the whole army of .post masters in defiance of the civil service law. . tTM Marshal VCiH UinHnk.i n AO In nn lar estimation, overtops every figure in Germany brought to the forefront by the war. Newspa per comment inent his birthday anniversary un doubtedly reflects national tentiment in hailing the chief of stiff at the savior of the fatherland. ' What put the wage increase force bill through congress wat not that the quettion is not "arbi trable," but the fact that the pretident used the strike club on congress, with the labor leaders holding the stop-watch. It wat an abject sur render of the principle of arbitration, pure 'and "simple. Nebraska Political Comment , Fremont Tribune: The Bee tcoret s goof point againtt Senator Hitchcock when it revives his attitude toward the president's action in re gional bank legislation. Senator Hitchcock then resented the interference of the president in leg islative matters as a usurpation of legislative authority. Now the aenator it warmly approving the president's action browbeating congress into passing a law demanded by the railway brother hoods. The senator's claim to "independence" doesn't look so good when you get all the slants of it. ' Grand Itland Independent: It ii noticeable that the tatett issue of The Commoner leads away wttn a very eulogistic editorial on tne "eleven remedial' measures passed by congress; that it hat highly commendatory comments on President Wilson's address of acceptance: that it warmly endorses the candidacy of Congress man Jones of Virginia; that Senate Leader Kern should be re-elected; that Speaker Clark should be given a splendid endorsement; that Thomas R. Marshall should be handsomely re-elected, and that Nebraska so far as can be gleaned from even the most painstaking perusal has no demo cratic candidate for United States tenator or for governor. , 'i. Aurora Republican: It it not necessary to juggle figuret to convict the Morehead adminis tration of extravagance. Governor Sheldon and a republican legislature collected in state taxes for the 1907-8 biennium $4,754,240.56, from which a substantial payment was made on the state's floating debt. Governor Morehead and a demo cratic legislature collected for the 1913-14 bien nium $7,352,470.35, or almost twice as much, with no netting debt to provide for. Simply because . this amount has been reduced for the 1915-16 biennium to $634,063.62 indicates no permanent change of democratic policy. In view of past performances it is reasonable to assume that this temporary spasm of comparative economy will be followed' by a more reckless era of extravagance than the state has ever known if the Morehead administration should be given another vote o, ax?l'l'ML . f Under Wilson's Leadership. Our esteemed but wobbly democratic contem porary, the World-Herald, is just now frantically boasting of the splendid qualifications of Wood- row Wilson as head of the democratic party. The owner of the World-Herald ought to know all about this, for he was not only led to the trough, but was made to drink. He started a. revolt to force concessions to him on Nebraska federal pat ronage. He not only failed to get the places .he demanded, but was whipped into line and made to vote for measures he had opposed through his paper and on the floor of the tenate. No man in hit party it better qualified to tpetk from per tonal experience of the efficiency with which the pretident hit dominated democracy and worked hit will through congrett than it our democratic tenator. He might alto tell how It feels to have the part lath over hit back, and be compelled to attent to legitlation and policiet which he pub licly asserted were1 wrong. Of course, now that he needs the votes, he it ardently professing un diluted admiration for the man who lined him up and made him swallow all the secret caucus edicts framed to tuit twenty-nine touthern tenatort who shaped every law passed under the Wilson regime. ktin It Up 'to the Postmasters Evidence of another violation of the civil serv ice taw by the democrats hat been produced. The bostet of that delectable party want votes, and are not at all particular at to how they obtain them. ' Thit it their tole excuse for undertaking to dragoon the fourth-class postmasters of the courts try Into service as "Wilson workers," and set them trie task of securing tupport for the presi dent in hit campaign for re-election. No more shameless exhibition of partisan desperation hat even been given in American politics. Postmasters are public servants, and not parti tan toolt. The fourth-class postmaster - were placed by republican presidenti under the civil tervice law tnd had that protection until Wood row Wilson wat inaugurated. One of the .very first executive drders issued by him, coming in April, 1913, only a month after -he had been in office, removed theses public servant! from the classified list. And made them subject to political whim. This wat primarily to get placet for "de serving democrat!." The present raid of the dem ocratic national committee is merely an extension of the Wilson move. 11 Contrast this action with the platform dec laration of the party, adopted by the St. .Louis convention: "We reaffirm our declarations fo the rigid enforcement of civil service laws." At Baltimore in 1912 the democrats declared: "The law pertaining to the civil service should be hon estly and rightly enforced, to the end that merit and ability shall be the standard of appointment and promotion, rather than service rendered to a political party." In no other way have the democrats more brazenly exhibited the hypocrisy of their pledget than in their dealings with the civil service. Lawt and platforms, merit and deserts, have little in fluence with the donkey when it 'goes browsing for votes. , End of the Coroner's Office. The supreme court of Nebraska has upheld the law passed by the last legislature, intended to abolish the useless office of coroner. Hereafter, the feet that have gone to tupport that office will remain in the treasury, w,hile the small tervice performed by the functionary holding the title will be looked after by the county attorney, to whote office they rightfully belong. The Bee feels a warranted tense of gratification in the out come of this ease, having initiated the movement for doing away with the needless duplication of official machinery and consequent added expense that was borne by the taxpayers. After January 1, WI7, the office of the coroner will be no more in Nebraska, and none will miss it. save .those who have found in it a reliable connecticn with tr.e pub.'.c treasury. This it another real service The Bee has performed for Nebraska, The worst is yet to come for oil consumers. With sighs of more or lest inward grief, the Na tional Petroleum association announces that higher pricet are, ture to come when war ends. Europe will require vait quantities of oil and "the price will startle consumers." Evidently the pro ducers regard .this year's 10-ccnt raise as pre liminary exercise for the main event. By means of a federal inquiry into straw bond makert and a local raid on tuipected clubt, the Chicago lid has been lifted sufficiently to reveal the system of trimming sporty gamesters and fleecing the underworld. . Much of the testimony dealt with the percentages of the diwy, but the even fifty-fifty iplit obtained when the respectable citiien stood in. In browsing around the books of South Da kota counties the state auditor materially shortens the famous quest of Diogenes in that locality. The shady chairwarmert who mocked the ancient bearer of the flickering glim, blink uneasily in the glare of the modern searchlight State audits of the various units of public business fully re oar the cost. ,-... ! Why Hughes Appeals So Powerfully to Progressives Frederick Davenport la Warld'l Work Hughet is a liberal of liberals in his whole outlook upon social and industrial progress. I have been through the record of Justice Hughes while he was on the bench at Washington with a view to finding at first hand how his mind and heart reacted to the claims of labor. And the whote record is splendid in its human sympathy and profound sense of justice. 1 Look us Truax against Raich, 239 U. S. Raich wit an Austrian alien, admitted by the national government, and the ttate of Ariiona tought to deny him the right to work because he was an alien. And Hughet flung the mantle of national power over him and decided that the right to work for a living in the common occu pations of the community wat a fundamental right protected by the conttitution of the United States. This was the famous case which aroused criticism of Mr. Gompers, particularly on the f round that the injunction process was invoked n s labor suit. As a matter of fact, the injunc tion wat sought by a wage earner to protect a wage earner, and not by an employer againtt s wage earner. And although the point ot view of organized labor it sound to the effect that the American standard of living must not be allowed to be lowered by alien hordes, it is wrong to seek to uphold an unworthy state law which violated fundamental rights protected by the constitution of the United Slates. The place to control the flow of immigration is at the national source by national power. It is the federal government which controls the ad mission of aliens. And no state government has a right to interfere bv subterfuge. Or take Coppage against Kansas, 236 U. S., in which, joining in a minority opinion, Justice Hughet repudiated the theory that an employer hat any right directty or indirectly to coerce his employe! againit joining labor unions, and hence lupported the View that the itate could intervene to protect employe! agamit such coer cion. He ind Justice Holmes lupported the principle ot tne tree organization ot labor pow erfully by dissenting opinion. Or look ud Bailev against Alabama. 219 U. S. In this fundamental caie Hushes defended as the essence of personal liberty the right of a black peon to leave his job. No matter how the vic tim had been inveigled into a contract which made a peon of him because he could not pay his debt, Hughes brushed away the preteme of legality and let nothing stand in the way of the right of the humblest toiler in the lowest ranks ot labor. It Is an illuminating record which Mr. Gom peri and all who doubt would do well to ponder. Hughes was always on the side of governmental power which secured justice for the weak and the defenseless. The California chambermaid, the Alabama peon, the pupil nurse, the railway employe, Hughes waa always right from the standpoint ot broad justice to tne weak and the defenseless, no matter whether he had to vote with the minority or the majority of the court It was tne working ot a just mind which knew the whole range of American life and all its struggles. For he himself has from hii early boyhood Known what it was to work snd to struggle. But it is as easy for him to be just' to the man of wealth and power. When he was gover nor ot New York on two notable occasions he faced the danger of momentary Dooular obliauv in order to do right by the railway corporations ot tne state, it is easy tor him because he has inherited a powerful sense of right, and he -has a mind superbly fitted to analyze facts, just plain facts and nothing more. , . It is a mind of the sort that can be truited to act in time and with firmness and justice in international relations. Certain great coun tries ot tne world nave learned at awful cost the lesson of peril which lies in vacillating snd uninformed public leadership. In foreign affairs the whole difference between war snd peace frequently lies here. A really safe and atrong na tional executive must know thoroughly and in stinctively the psychology of the Mexican bandit, the French politician, the German bureaucrat and many other types of world characters. And in foreign relations he must have the capacity to act decisively and with knowledge:. Hughes is that kind of man. His twift and happy transi tion from the cloitter of the tupreme court to hobnobbing with Ty Cobb and the cowboyt snd the Butte miners and the vast crowds which met him when he first crotted the country only indicates the versatility of his nature and his knowledge of humanity. He trusts the exoert and what he does not know himself he knowt where to find out in time. And when he finds ottt he knowt how to and will set at the earliest moment. I One of the most fatal defects of recent n-ov. ernment at Washington he will quickly remedy. Hughes would enforce to the letter the demo cratic platform of 1912, which declared that the constitutional rights of American citizens should protect them on the, border and go with them throughout the world, and that everv American citizen residing or having property in any foreign country is entitled to and must obtain the full protection of the United States government, both for himself snd his property. The present ad ministration has altered the ingrained habit of every nation in its want of respect for American property rights in Mexico. And without the slightest resemblance to adequate notice. I can conceive of a country altering the national habit of mankind for good cause, and giving adequate notice against future property investments within certain circumscribed spheres; but once men have entered the open door and once wealth invest ments ire honorably embarked upon traditional national protection, I cannot conceive how a government can command the respect of its citi zens or of the world and fail in its duty either to life or property. Hughet is committed to and will undoubtedly tee to the fulfilment of thit primary function of government. Democratic apologistt are covering the fatu ous and inefficient foreign policy of their party by playing upon the beautiful and sentimental instinct of the people in, favor of peace.' Hughes is calling the American people back to the thought of dutv. He is meeting the sentimental enthusiasm which is deeper and truer. The democratic party has considered every grave for eign question from the standpoint of what would be the consequences. Hughes is considering the tame questions from the standpoint of what is right. , People and Events Southern employers of labor view with in creasing alarm the exodus of negroes to the north. The demand for plain labor in the north is making serious inroads in the colored ranks. Some 20,000 negroes have left Alabama alone in the past four months. Georgia and Mississippi have lost a tike number. Epiicopal clergymen of Chicago divide about equally on the question of striking out the word damn from the prayerbook and substituting "condemn," as recommended by the revision com mittee. Opponents of the change iniist that the old word carries s punch that cannot be im proved in reach or fearsome power. As Harry Lauder would say: "Ye canna bate it" The purchase of Treasure Island by John T. McCutcheon, Chicago Tribune cartoonist, ia fol lowed by the announcement of his engagement to Mist Evelyn Shaw of Lake Forest, 111. Mc Cutcheon has long been esteemed a pillar of bachelordom, but stouter pillars have been shaken before this, and John falls for it. The honey moon, planned for the holiday teason, will be spent on the newly acquired dry spot m the Bahamas. - ' I iaS W Thought Nugget for the Day. Absence of occupation Is not rest, A mind quite Vacant It a mind dis tressed. ' ' William Cowper. One Year Ago Today In the War. Time limit expired on allies' ulti matum to Bulgaria. Petrograd reported further galnt for the Russian In Gallcia. German offensive In east alackened aa result of withdrawal of troops for the western front. French aviators dropped bomb! on German emperor'l headquarters and railway station at Luxemburg. In Omaha Thirty Yean Ago. M. A. Upton ft Co., aucceasort to Hatcher, Gadd & 'Co., have moved their office from the Millard Hotel block to 1609 Farnam street, oppo site the Merchants hotel, where they have elegant quarters on the ground floor, and where they will negotiate transfers In "Omaha dirt." Charlea Moran of the Arm of Moran & Quinn, saloonkeepers on Sixteenth and Cuming, laid $115 on the back of the bar while he stepped to the end of the bar for a moment and while hie back was turned a sneak thief stepped In at the back door and nabbed the roll, making good his escape. The Durant Fire company held a meeting for the purpose of electing officers for the ensuing term of one year. The following were chosen: Foreman, Charles Fisher: first insist ent John Carnaby; second assistant, John Reed; president, .Ed Taylor; treasurer, Thomas Clirr, and secre tary,, William H. Mulcahy. Colonel Llllls, the great cable line contractor, has gone to Kansas City, taking with him Thomas F. Urennan, who Is a. college mate of his son's. Tne store of John Llnderholm. on South Tenth, was completely gutted by nre. As Mr. Llnderhoim was clos ing out his stock at auction he will not make an effort to resume busi ness. The following Omahans have gone to St. Louis to visit the exposition there: George Jnslyn, Henry I'hllbln, Richard Withnell, Will Brown. John D. Creighton, Charles Crelghton, James McShane, Euclid Martin, Cap tain Broach, Colonel Floyd, Joseph Teahon and E. H. Davis. The congregation of Isreal. at lta annual meeting, elected the following omcers: Isaac UDerieiaer, president; S. Relchenberger, vice president; M. Hellman, treasurer; J. Jaakalek, sec retary. This Day in History. 1 1716 Samuel Shute arrived at Bos ton as governor. s 1814 William OIlDin. bodyguard to President Lincoln, and first governor of Colorado, born In Newcastle coun ty, Delaware; died In Denver January v, iss.- 18.8 Rutherford B. Haves, nine teenth president of the United Staes, born st Delaware, O.; died at Fre-' mont, O., January 13, 1898. 1880 Provisional government de clared the Independence of Belgium. 1863 Nadar's balloon, the largest made ud to that time, made an ascent at Paris with fourteen persona. 1878 Captain Buddlngton and ten other survivors of the Polaris expedi tion arrived in New York on the steamship City of Antwerp. i I8s Tne battleship Illinois waa launched at Newport News. I 1901 The Shamrock II was de feated in the third race for the Amer ica's cup by the Columbia, retaining the trophy In the United States. 1804 Frederic Augusts Bertholdi. the sculptor, designer ot the Statue of Liberty, died in Paris; born In Alsace In 1834. 1908 Proclamation of Bulgaria as an Independent kingdom made at Tirnovo. The Day We Celebrate. J. H. Boonstra was born October 4. 1861. In Holland. He was in the earlv '80s chief clerk to the car accountant of the Union Pacific and was later conneoted with various other commer cial Institutions here, esablishlng his present cleaning and dyeing business about eight years ago. K. J. Dinning, candy manufacturer, Is 68 today. He was born in Janea- vllle, Wis), but has long been In busi ness nere. James W. Holmautst of the Holm- qulst Elevator' company, 1b 50 years old today. He is of Swedish descent and came to Omaha from Burt county. Arnold Daly, well known actor, manager and producer, born in Brook lyn forty-one years ago today. Prof. Michael 1. Pupln of Columbia university, noted as scientist and in ventor, born In Hungary fifty-eight years ago today. Rev. Herbert S. Johnson, noted Baptist clergyman of Boston, born at McMlnnvllle, Ore., fifty years ago to day. - Dr. Albert Ross Hill, president of the University of Missouri, born In Nova Scotia, forty-seven years ago today. Dr. Thomas C. Mendenhall. former president of Rose Polytechnic Insti tute and Worcester Polytechnic lnstl- tute, and one-time superlntenden of the United States coasf and geodetic survey, born at Hanoverton, O., seventy-five years ago today. Charles t. Conklin, former national amateur billiard champion, born at East Troy, wis., fifty years ago today. Ray G. Fisher. Ditcher of the New York American league base ball team, born at Middlebury, Vt, twenty-nine years ago today. Timely Jottings and Reminders. The Mississippi Valley Conference on Tuberculosis begins Its annual ses sion today at Louisville- Prominent laymen of the Episcopal church throughout' the country will assemble in Cleveland today for the thlrty-nrst annual convention of the Brotherhood of St Andrew. The public review of the twelfth provisional division of the army In San Antonio today will be tHfe first occasion that an army division. In cluding about 16,000 men and all equipment and wagon trains, has pa raded on review through a city street since the civil war. The annual oonventlon of the Fire Underwriters' Association ot the Northwest will meet at Chicago to day for a session of three days A nation-wide organisation of col ored Americans to oppose race and color prejudice and discrimination it to be formed at a conference to be opened in Washington today under the auspices of the National Equal Rights league. The Northwest Iowa Conference of the Methodlstf Episcopal church is to begin Its annual session at Spenoer, la., today, with Bishop Stunts presiding. Wlthia tha city vromr tha lord maror of London ranks naxt to too king. Ha ia aran taobnioallr bafore tha qnaen conaort, not to anaok of aneh dirnltarlca aa the pramtar (who has no haraMla rank), tha lore Chan- eellor and tha arebbiahop of Canterbury. Editorial Hits the Target. Omaha, Oct . To the Editor of The Beei I like your editorial on "Republican Victory and War" and the raking of what the editi.r of the World-Herald says about what the demos have done. Now I would like to tell you the kind of an honest man he, Is. X felt sorry for him begging money to help elect Wilson again, so I sent him the last cent I had and he has not even thanked me tor my do nation'. What do you think of an edl tor that would fall to thank. O. B. SMITH., 882 South Twenty-fourth. , 6tlU Confetti Safer Than Paddles. Omaha, Oct. 3. To the Editor of The Bee: Cut out that conretti agi- talon. No one wants it except some grafter that expects to fill his pockets with coin. People Must Regain Control. Sliver Creek, Neb., Oct. 8. To the Editor of The Bee. In his speech at Long Branch, President Wilson is quoted as saying that tne "program of the democratio party is to continue the liberalisation of American business and to place the -people In control of their government." ' The above Is a fair sample of Wil son's hlghfalutln, rhetorical deliver ances that impress some people as be ing a mark - of greatness. Passing "liberalisation of business, what about the people controlling their govern ment? There never was a time In the his tory of our government when the peo ple had so little control of it as they have since Wilson became president. He, himself, Is the government, both as to the executive and legislative parts of it and if he should be elected for another four years we may expect him to undertake to dominate the Judiciary also. We elect men to con gress and, whether democrats or re publicans, with a very few honorable exceptions they either bow down to this great autocratic personification of inordinate self-conceit like a lot of weak-kneed nincompoops or keep still. Electing men to congress has come to be a vain and useless thing. We don't need them we have something bet ter; they are barnacles on the keel of the ship ot state and should be scraped off. If Wilson should be re-elected he should emulate the example of Oliver Cromwell in dispersing of the long parliament, and send a body of sol diers to toss them out of the windows with their bayonets. If the democrats of the United States wish to do something by way of "placing the people in control of their government," they should drop Wilson like a hot potato. If by reason of the above meander lngs Wilson should be of the opinion that I am "disloyal," he may spare himself the trouble of telling me not to vote for him, for 1 surely shall not come within 14,000, miles of it. CHARLES WOOSTER. GRINS AND GROANS. "Daaria," a.k.d hi. wlfa at tha same, -Vhat ia that man running Ion "Ha Jual hit tha ball." "I know, but la ha raoulred to chaaa-Ut too?" Detroit Free Freaa. "So old Wllltame la looking for a 4"rT from hl youns wlfa. On what rounda7 "On tha. srounda of economy, I guaaa. Brooklyn Eagle. Jack Hang It I Whan I think of the fool lah way 1 loat that ISO today. It makes me furloui. I feel a If I would Ilka to have aomebotiy kick me. Ethel Hy the way, dear, don't you think you'd better speak to papa thia evening? Chicago Poet "We girls had hardahlpe when we ritmpad out only one drinking glaee Anions' five flrls." "Horrors!" "And only one mirror." "Oood night!" Kansas City Journal. PEAR MR. KMNBBIJE,, I'W IN UAEVJITri ONE OF THE TB.AMTS -HOW CAN I KEE? IT A SKRET FROM THE RBJTOr" THE TENMtrs? A JANfTW , ' sew $IVE Ay. THE NEIGHBORS HOT! "Wonwn teem successful In business." "They nave advantages. A woman can keep a set of books and a card Index iu her head." Kansas City Journal. "1 understand. Mrs. Comeuo. that your daughter made a faux pa &i the cook Ins; show." , Tel and I was told there wam t nobody there who could make one like It," Balti more American. Patient Oh. doctor, dodtor. no tongue can tell how I suffer! Physician An n in i L,et mo see your tongue, please. Judge, Floorwalkai-Oood mornlnaV Tou wish t do Bom shopping. I prenumu. Bride (witti huooyi yen. Floorwalker Step tup to the smoking room and tha boy there will give you check (or your husband. Boston Traneortpt. Mrs. A I'va planned such a delightful urprtsa for my husband. airs. D v. nai is ur Mrs. A he'll be getting his fall suit out shortly and I've, put a quarter in one of the pockets. Boston Transcript. Grandma Woman has the one suprem privilege which Is hers, and hers alone, N man may share It wlttv her. Bessie i know, dear our alimony. Judge. EVERYBODY STRIKES, BUT MOTHER. John O'Keefe In New York World. Our daddy left his job today, Up whero the masons climb. The men are out for higher pay And shorter working-time. They've sworn to stick, Nor lift brick That comes from off a truck, But mother, patient mother, hasn't struck. Our sister Kate Is borne from her Nice stenographic place. The striking typist girls concur ; . The wages need s brace. She does not please To pound the keys , For pay she doesn't like. But mother In the kitchen doesn't strike! And brother BUI has left his job At motoring a car. ' He says .the managerial nob Pushed tyranny too far. No move he'll make To turn a brake. He thinks he's showing pluck. But mother, weary mother, hasn't atruokl And Uncle BUI, who up to date Has been a dry goods clerk, r This morning at the hour of I ' Refused to go to work. He said, "It's wrong To toll so long Where women shopper hike.". But mother In the kitchen doesn't strike! - Her working day has hour sixteen, Outside the union ranks. No salary she's ever seen; Her pay's a careless "Thanks." Tat night and day She slaves away For Ned and Mame and Mike, And mother In the kitchen doesn't strike 1 FOUR WEEKS IN HOSPITAL Mrs. Brown Finally Restored to Health by Lydia ELPinkham' Vegetable Compound. Cleveland, Ohio. "For years I snfr fered so sometimes it seemed ss though I could not stand it any longer. It was all in my lower ortrans. At times I could hardly walk, for If I stepped on little stone I would almost faint On day I did faint and my husband was sent for and the doc tor came. I was ta ken to the hospital and stayed four weeks but when I came home I would faint just the same and had the same pains. A friend who is s nurse said for ms to try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound. I began taking it that very day for I was suffering a great deal It has already dona ma mors good than the hospital. To anyone who is suffering as I wss my advice is to stop In the first drug-store and get a bottle of Lydia Ig. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound before you go home." Mrs. W. C. Brown, 1109 Auburn Avenue.Cleve land, Ohio. , Why not take Mrs. Brown's advice T Write for free and helpful advice to Lydia E. Plnkham Medicine CoconfidentialLynn, Mass. epi Arc SUNDERLAND BROS. 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