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THE BEE: OMAHA, MONDAY, OCTOBER 2, 1916. Notei at Random. Mrs. Wairen Rogers gave iip her apartment at the Beaton and left Thursday for Portland, Mc, her old home, to visit a month or two before going to New York for the winter. tier daughter, Miss Mildred Rogers, at present visiting in Chicago, will join her in another week or two. Mrs. J. T. Kinsler and her daugh - ler.. Misa Blanche Kinsler, left last week for Buffalo, to be eone six weeks. They will visit Atlantic City, wasnington ana other eastern tiomtj. - Mr. and Mrs. W. O. Gilbert, for merly ot tins city, but for the last three years residents of Washington, 1). C, returned to Omaha last Satur- day and will take up their residence here once more. They are estab lished at the Fontenclle for the win ter. ... - Miss Evelyn Liedwich, an Omaha $in, was elected president of , the Senior class at St Mary's college, Knoxville, III. Pritz Bucholz and Francis Gaines returned to Yale early in the week. Mrs. Edgar M. Morsman, jr., and children have returned from Estes Park, where they have been at Long'i Peak inn since early in July. Miss Mary Fuller and Miss Hazel Updike expect to leave Thursday for the Bennett school at Millbrook, N. Y.; Miss Elsie Storz leaves at the same, time for Misi Spence's in New York. - Miss Catherine Dee, Mr. and Mrs. Charles It. Russell, Dr. and Mrs. G. A. Young, Miss Katherinc Keating, G. H. Conant, Mr. and Mrs. Henry S. Susmann of Omaha were at the Elms hotel. Excelsior Springs, Mo., during the week. , , ,. Dancing Club Datei. , The Week End Dancing club has ar ranged a series of ten parties to be given at Keep's academy, beginning November 4. Mr. E. H. Ward is presi dent and H. B. Graham, secretary of the club. . The Le Mars club entertained at an . informal dancing party, the first of a series, Thursday evening at Keep's academy. Pleasures Past. Miss Margaret Ryan entertained at an Orpheum party for Miss Lelian Jacquelin Wallace, whose marriage to Kay A. Garneau of Vermont takes placcsoon. . i Jkfisa Daisy Maurer entertained at an informal dancing party Tuesday evening for a number of young folks. About twelve couples were present' Carter Lake Club Closes. A masque carnival, attended by be tween 200 and 300 revelers, was the , closing dinner-dance at Carter Lake club Saturday evening. AJe-Sar-Ben r colors were used in the decorations. The Cottagers' Kensington club held its last meeting Wednesday at -the ' club, but will continue to meet dur ing the winter at the homes of mem bers. The bowlers, too, who met Friday, when Mrs. H. E. Simpson won high score, will meet at a down town bowling alley. The Cottagers held their last dinner at the club, yes terday afternoon at 2:30 o'clock , Miscellaneous Shower, A miscellaneous shower was given Thursday evening for Miss Rosalie Palmer at the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. L. M. Palmer. Twenty- - six guests were present. Picnic in Country. Miss Adelaide Fogg entertained at a picnic in the country Friday eve ning in honor of Miss Callie Faddis, who left Saturday to enter her work at the National School of Domestic Science and Art in Washington. Those present were: llleaa ' Mliaea Callla Fiddle - . Maria strand (lr.lchn Swoboda Cecelia, Callahan lone Post Mwri.-. Meaire.-- Oearta PtVTM of - Harold Hitman of Council Bluffo Bh.rlden, Wyo. Reed Brown of Howard Douslaa Waabjhf ton, D. C Howard Bohannon "DONT WORRY THE' PATIENT" Soma Reasons Why Visiting the Sick Calls to Track and . Judgment Visiting the sick is undoubtedly an art To know just when to go, how long to stay and . just what to say while there requires tact and judg ment as well as common sense. The first thing to consider in visit ing a sick friend is the selection of a seasonable hour. There is of neces sity more or less routine about the life within a sick room, and the visit' should be timed with reference to that and not merely at the caller's convenience. '- Daring the middle of the day most invalids-are at their best and better able to enjoy seeing their friends than at other times. As a rule neith er early morning nor late evening is favorable for visitors, as few invalids care to receive their friends until after their rooms have been freshly aired and set in order for the day, the daily bath and toilet completed and the doctor's visit over. . All this takes time, and not only does it absorb the entire attention of both nurse and patient, but frequent ly the latter is somewhat tired, and a short rest is advisable. Of course, under special circum stances an evening call is allowable, but it is never wise to choose this time unless one has permission from the nurse Or doctor. The patient is generally so tired by nightfall that in order to secure a good night's rest he or she should be kept from any undue excitement after, the evening meal. As to the lensth of one's stav. some people unfortunately never seem to know when to go, but stay on and on interminably. As a rule from fifteen to twenty minutes is a sufficiently long period for the visit to last; it is far better to so while the welcome lasts than to outstay that limit. If the visitor is wise she will not allow herself to be influenced bv entreaties to remain longer or to prolong her call by the invalid's protestations that sue is not at all tired." ' But more important than all else in visiting the sick is the atmosphere one diffuses, consciously or other wise. The conversation and manner, the expression and even the tone of the voice are all absorbed and have West Ambler Social Activities J. Kosenbaum of Blair was the guest last week of former neighbors. Mrs. M. Robinson arrived on Mon day from Fort Morgan, Colo., to visit hir daughter, Mrs. M. Clarey. She will spend the winter with her son, Chester Kobinson and family. R. T. Brown of Scottsbluff. Neb is- visiting his daughter, Mrs. Park Edgar and family. He will go to his winter home in lexas soon. Mrs. John Linderman has sold her home on South Fifty-first street to Harry Hawley and with her three young children will leave next week for her future home in Denmark. Mrs. A. J. Witler has as her guests Mrs. Roy Scott of Lincoln and Miss Eva Scott of Milliners, Mont Misses Sarah and Lillian Givens had as their week-end guest, Miss M. Lewis ot Wymore. S. T. Campbell of Milford, Neb. was the guest of former neighbors here Xuesuay and Wednesday. Mrs. Jack Bostock and daughter, Vera, of Glejiwood, la., are the guests of Mrs. Frank Cockayne. Mr. and Mrs. D. Johnson enter tained at dinner Monday for M. Wen holz and bride, of Central Park, and Mrs. Virginia Todd and daughter of r lorence. Mrs. L. C. Marts and Mrs. June W. Long of Falls City, Neb.,, were the house guests of Mr. and Mrs. Fred Jensen last week. Albert Gcntner of Portland, Ore., who has been the guests the last week ot u. uivens and family, left Sat urday for Harvard university. Miss Dorothy Mc Murray left Fri day night for Lagrange, Wyo., where she will teach school. Mr. and Mrs. Hans Neilson enter tained at dinner Tuesday for their house guests, Mr. and Mrs. William Cole and son, Richard. Mrs. J. E. Garman has as her week end guests, Mrs. M. Fitzgerald of Chicago and Mrs. J. F. Freider of Florence. Mrs. Elmer Norstrom has gone to California to spend the winter. Miss Hazel VanDusen left Monday for a week's visit with relatives at Western, Neb. ' Miss Ethel Willard of Hamburg. Ia., has been the guest the last week of Mr. and Mrs. J. J. Fulmer. Mrs. Henry Baldwin, who has been spending the summer with her daugh ter, Mrs. William Baker, in Okla homa, returned home Monday. Mrs. Grant Haves will entertain the West Side Women's-Christian Temperance union Friday afternoon, instead of Thursday. Reports from the delegates to the state convention will be read, and refreshments wilt be served. Mrs. S. W. Weston entertained fif teen guests at a luncheon on Tues day. The home of Mr, and Mrs. Nels Jeppesen was brightened Monday by the advent of a daughter. J The Ladies' Aid society met Thurs day for their all-day meeting at the church and tied a comfort and quilted a quilt. An excellent luncheon was served at noon by the members. The following officers were elected for the ensuing yeary Mrs. D. Shandy, president; Mrs. Park Edgar, secre tary; Mrs. D. Givens, vice president; and Mrs. F. Hensman, treasurer. Mrs. W. A. Webber gave a surprise party and dinner Monday evening, in honor of her eldest son, Glen's birth day. The guests were; Misses Wilda Patrick,. Hilda Anderson, Gladys Stanley, Janet and Katheryn Hodges. Messrs. Glen Patrick, Rudolph John son, Leonard Anderson, Dewey and Glen Webber. , - . Mrs. P. J. Traber gave a party to her house guest, Miss Eva Wedmore of Fontenelle Park on-friday evening. Those attending were: Misses Kath erinc Simmions, Deena Randolph, Agnes Ketchun, Marion Sigge and Eva Wedmore. Messrs. Cecil Sim mons and George and Eugune Traber. their effect upon the invalid. Dallas News. ADVANCE SLOW AND ORDERLY Developments in the Electrical Field and the Prospects of f the Future. -Dr. Charles P. Steinmetz of Phila delphia, the man who, with the excep tion of Thomas A. Edison, is con sidered more familiar with the pos sibilities of electrictv than anv other man in the world, looks for no start ling development or discoveries in the electrical field in the near fu ture. "It must be remembered that elec trical development is stow and' order ly," he said, when asked whether there were any inventions now under way that might have a revolutionizing ef fect upon commerce, home life or the industrial world. "I know of no such inventions or project at present," he continued, "nor do I contemplate any. Understand, I do not mean that electricity has reached the limit of its development, not in sny sense of the word. What I mean is that neither you nor I can look into the future and see what is to come. "Despite the general opinion of the laymen, there is practically nothing new in the electrical field. Improve ments and developments along these lines are the work of years. Although something may appear suddenly on the market that is of great commercial value, it is merely an improvement of some principle that has already been in operation. At present there are experiments being conducted in many laboratories throughout the country, but as yet it is impossible to foretell their commercial value. Virtually all these experiments, how ever, are being conducted not with the hope of discovering some new possibility of electricity, but with the hope of improving some already es tablished line, such as lighting and the transmission of power. "There are many who advertise its cure-alt properties," he said, "but per sons of this character are generally 'quacks.' In fact, it is upon this ac count that reputable physicians make little use of it. In the treatment of diseases for which it has been pre scribed, 1 doubt that it can accom plish any more than the use of drugs." Bostou Transcript. , The Rhyme and Reason of iiawniiiiiiiiiiiaMiinT f iirY'ifoiilitirTitaai urn, i nan iirimn lrWTf1r '"tntf r- i-lf Ti" iir-nnniifiatrTrmiirn'-i This pocketed top-coat is of rain-proof tweed, and is belted in the back. With it is worn a light-weight felt hat, in green, black or brown. Even in my smart new top-coat, With a pocket on each side, Still my errant thoughts will wander To my motor old and tried. Many a morning on the moorland . Have we raced the stately ships, As our spirits rushed together . On those jolly motor trips. Educational KN otes Fremont College Noted. 1' WtsTaTlni Of VlHe Platte. I.. FPttU- terd Monday for a year's work. Mill KNa Wftlhur nf Kmirinnr rratrA this week and will pursue a court with a view to teaching:. MIm Adelaide CriswHI of Muon Citv. Is... etiternd the colleae this weak and la sue. clallilnr tn piano and voice. OeoraTA N. Reals of Norfolk mUffd unnn President and Mn. Cletnmons Friday morn Ins on his way home from Omaha, Adolf Kucera has accented a ooMtlon with the mate hank of Morso Bluff. Mr. Kucera ta a araduate of both tha commercial and stenographic departments. ' Mr. and Mm. D. A. Fair of Omaha visited the collftae Prtdav and wer the tursli of Mr, and Mrs. Oatnes at lunch. Mr. Fair le former student and araduate of the col- let. . , ' . The Union and Star Literary societies have opened the year with programs and an Inoreaae of members over the preceding; year. Arnold Steeher Is president of the Union and Bart Drake of the Star. T. B. Kelly furnished a number of vocal solos at the Country club Wednesday eve nine;. He waa accompanied by Forrest L. Shoemaker, who has accepted the position as organist In the Methodist Episcopal church. - The music deoartmsnt aave a verr nrettv recital In chapel Thursday morn In. The members ot tha College tiring club who took part were; sera nneilieia. I .enter vonwe, Mnbel Nflimn. Vlra Lewis. Helen Johnston and Mr. flwlhart. The numbers given by the club were "La Ztngana" (Bonn.) and "Operatic Excerpts ' (Hoastnl and Webr. A violin solo. "Cavatlna" (Raff was ren dered most effectively by Lester 8omer. T. m. neny aeiiRnten me audience wun two numbers on the 'cello. Mr. Munson of the expression department read "VVakliV the Younglns" and was forced to respond. Doom College. Fay W, Ned row was elected president of the senior class Tuesday. R. D. Doan Is enjoying a visit this week from hla mother from New York. Edna .McMillan has been compelled to ault school on account of poor health. 1 W. O. Wleland of Mitchell, Neb,, visited his daughter at Doene Thursday. ' William Bennett was elected president of the sophomore class at Its meeting Tuesday. The sophomore class entertained the freshman etaas at a social and picnic Fri day evening. Robert Van Pelt of Storkvllle. Neb,, was elected president of ths freshman class at Its claaa meeting Tuesday. President Allen gave an address at the Inauguration of Nelson W. Wehrhan, the new president 'of Tabor college, Septem ber 2. Seward Mains, 'It, was elected yell leader at a student meeting Wednesday morning. siains naa started a campaign tor a strong roqilng squad this fall. Clifford Spencer was elected president of the club Monday night. The club organised with a good number, and accepted an Invitation to slug at some Dry federa uon meetings in a tew weens, Rotcnr I. platte. 'II, of Albion, Neb., stopped her Monday on hla way to Chi cago, where he will take up the post graduate study of business sod administra tion In the University of Chicago, Professor Burrage of the Latin and Greek department! Is now pursuing his study to ward a Ph. IX degree In the University of Nebraska, Professor Brown takes charge of his Greek work and Mrs. H. H. Hostord teaahea the Latin during his abaenue. York Collage, Dean and Mrs. Charles Bisect entertained the faculty Thursday. Trophlee have been offered for the winners In the tennis tournament now on, Miss Myrtle Schlarb and Percy Btirge each sang a solo at chapel on Friday morning. Karl and-Ruth Yust are enjoying a visit from their father, John Yust of Sylvia, Kan, Tha first foot ball game of the season nil) be played next Friday afternoon with the Doane team. President M. O. McLaughlin, Profa. Mor gan and Biaset and Merl Waruer vliited the Kansas state conference of the United Breth ren church at Concordia, Kan. The chapel exercises were conducted twice last week by visitors, on Tuesday morning by Rev. E. Merl Adams of the local Congre- Jatlonal church and on Thursday by Rev, oha Rollings, '1ft, L, R. Gregory was elected president of the Debating and Oratorical association, A challenge has beon received from Wesleyan university for a debate. This feature of col lege activity has been much neglected In Tork college during the last few years and Is in need of great encouragement.- How ever. Interest Is noticeably Increasing. Belle rue College, A 4Wely signal practice waa held on the foot ball field Saturday morning. Every poeelble minute of preparation la being utilised for the game with Cotner university neat Friday afternoon on the Be I lev ue field. Because the col lege Mining room was to be used Saturday evening for the high school banquet, the college students held a picnic In the woods near Bellevue. Miss Alma A. Jackson, college matron, waa la charge of arrangements. A large audience attended the dramatic performance given tn the college gymnasium Friday evening by tho Wright company fui the benefit of the foot ball eleven. Three one-act plays vnre given. A considerable sum was realised for the purchase of new equipment for the foot ball team. Almost every college' activity ta getting started early this fait. Ralph Martin, senior, and James Allen, junior, hav been elected editor and manager, if upec tlvely, of the Purple and Oold the mM1k paper. James Daugherty and Garwood ltlchardfaon have been sleeted president of the freshmen and sophomore classvs, respectively. The Glee O, my motor, stalled and punctured, Smelly, skidding, muddy, wet Though your carbureter's gasless, Though you've stopped I I love you yet, Even golf and shooting bore me, Alt their pleasures matched with thine, Are as moonlight unto sunlight. And as water unto wine. . club, the college chorus and the college or chestra have all had at least two rehearsals. It Is expected that the literary societies will soon get started. The high school district held a "get-together" banquet In the college dining room Saturday evening for the purpose of pushing plans for a bigger and better high school. The present high school Is consolidated with the college academy. About lfrO guests at tended. Dr. W. II. Bets, Mrs. J. P. Kepler and W. S. Shafer had charge of the affair. Wayne Normal School. ' ' ' H. C- Cooper, a member of the sophomore class, Is a candidate for surveyor tn Holt county. Miss Beatrice Miller of Battle Creek has reeumed her work as violin teacher at the normal. Several pieces of statuary received the first of the week add greatly to the ap pearance of the library. . Professor Brltell waa called to St. Ed waida, Yv !'d,nrsday, by a message announcing the serious Illness of hla father. The registration of three new Juniors at the beginning of the week Increases the membership of that clasa to eighty-five. Miss Elsie Ford Piper of the department of Latin has received notice of her election to membership in the Women's Educational Club of Nebraska. The Wayne normal alumni reunion and banquet will be held at the Rome hotel, Omaha, on Friday noon, November 10, dur ing the session of the State Teachers' asso ciation. The following will serve es class presi dents dulng the year: Ben lor class, Clar nncie Babln, Laurel; Junior class, A. B. Her Ing. Wynot; sophomore class, David Mc One, Clearwater; freshman class, Charles Daley, Crofton. State University, Work of placing the channel Iron stays In University halt, to check the gradual bulging of the south wall, and prevent tlm danger of the building giving way, will porb ably oommence this week. Architect Hodg don having promieed the plans for tho re pair In a few days, when he left Lincoln last week. In the meantime the engineer ing department will make dally tests to dis cover the tig hen t evidence of further weak ening. The university authorities do not fear a eave-ln, but they are not going to take any chances with the building. Several cracks have developed in the south wall of the building that are being closely watched, and If there Is a perceptible widening, tho building would be closed. Architecturally, University hall Is wll built, the cross walls acting as supports for the longer south and north walla and helping to hold the building together. With the addition of the Iron stays. It Is antici pated that the building can be used In per fect safety for at least fifty more years, 3. Frank Hanly. the prohibition party candidate for president, has accepted the university's Invitation to address the stu dents, and will be- in Lincoln late Tuesday afternoon. Chancellor Avery has not yet re ceived replies to the telegrams he sent to the national committers of the democratic, republican and socialist parties, inviting their candidates also to sneak. The tele grama were sent on request of a mass meet inn of students, called by Prof. George E. Howard's class In present political questions. The University Girls' club now has the largest membership since Its organisation at the university, more than 600 co-eds having enrolled In the club aa a result of the cam paign conducted last week. The club has done much to maintain democratic stand ards at the university, especially by means of Its parties for tha girls only, Including the annual girls' costume party. Half of the annual dues of 60 cents goes Into a per manent loan fund to help girls pay their expenses through the university Tryouts for the university dramatic club will be held at the Temple theater Tuesday evening. More than seventy names has been given to Miss Alice Howell, professor of dramatics, by students who wish to try out, by far the largest number. At least one play will be put oo by the club during the coming year, and a part of the club will make the university week tour next spring. The annual fall elections at the university will bo held next Tuesday, when presidents for the four clauses will be elected. Friday was the last day for candidates to file, and when the office was closed, only one can didate had appeared for the senior and the Sophomore presidents, Harold Neff ot Omaha, a student in the college of agricul ture, and an Innocent, will be the senior president, and Carl W. Harnsberger of Ash land, who Is recovering from a fall from University hall steps last Thursday will be the Sophomore president. The race In the Junior class Is between Lloyd Tully of Al liance nad Ralph Sturm of Lincoln, and ths freshmen hav four candidates In Donald F. Gallagher, Joseph B. Riley, Clarence F. Rundqulst nad Farley Young. The Austral Ian baUotJwM be used In the election. Gnsad Island College, ' The Wednesday morning lecture was de livered by Rev. Alexander of the First Presbyterian church of Grand Island. At the Baptist church last 8unday morn ing, President-elect K. F. Jordan preached to a largo congregation that Included most of the faculty and students. The Young Men's Chrtstlsn association will hold a meeting each weuk on Tuesday evening, for Bible study, prayer and Christian work. Dr. George Sutherland preached at the York Baptts chruch last Sunday morning and evening. Overtures have been made to him to supply that church until the arrival of I la new pastor. Mr. Harry Linton has been asked to Sports Clothes This smart, shiny leather motor coat is made smarter by a Campbell plaid scarf cut from a vic una shawl with fringe on three sides. supply the church at Horace during the preaent school year. He has undertaken to do this, and will therefore give up some of his outside work in connection with the college. Hastings College Notes Ex-presldent Parsons and Mr. Fuller of Fair field, Ia- were in the city last Wed nesday, looking over the college and Its work. The Ministerial association gave -a re ception last Friday to the faculties at the College, High school and Business college in the new Methodist church. Miss Genevieve Hill has recently arrived from Lawrence college to begin the claaa work of Prof. Unruh who Is, as -yet, un able to meet his classes on account of ill ness. A friend of the college juet recently gave a scholarship to be awarded to a student whose class work should merit It and who waa In need of pecuniary assist ance. The October Issue of the Outlook Is now off the press and will reach Its friends In the course of a few days. Thin Issue deals particularly with the growth and needs of the college. i President Crone and family returned Fri day evening from Randolph, where they were called by the death of a brother of Mr. Crone, who waa Interred In the ceme tery at that place. Among the new enrollments of last week were Mies Hewitt of tfunlata, Mr. Thurber of near Lincoln, and Clara Chick of Has tings.. The enrollment has continued to Increase throughout the last two weeks. Among those who lately appeared at Chapel were Mayor Madgett, who gave an address along the line of the prohibition amendment on Wednesday morning last. Rev. Lemmon of the Christian church, who spoke on Tuesday and Mr. Baker, Intercollegiate secretary of the Prohibition association. Nebraska Wesleyan. The Young Men's Christian association gave a banquet for the freshmen Friday evening at the Presbyterian church parlors. Thursday morning at the chapel hour Chancellor Fulmer delivered hla annual ad dress to the students, his subject being, "A College Education, Does It Pay?" Dr. Schreckengast returned today from Missouri, where he was on business con nected with the annual conference and left Immediately forowa and Illinois, where he has similar engagements. The annual freshmen-sophomore Olympics will be held Friday afternoon on Johnson field. Both of these classes are the largest In the history of the Institution and the event la sure to be closely contested. The physics club held Us first regular meeting of the year Wednesday evening. Armstrong Circuits used In wlretss tele graphy were discussed by R. C. Gorham and Prof. Jensen described the buildings and equipment ot some ot the largo eastern laboratories. Chancellor and Mrs. Fulmer gave their annual reception to the faculty and students Thursday evening- In the C. C. White build ing. After the formalities of the receiving lint light refreshments were served and m un Ileal selections and readings were ren dered by Mr. Kerns, Mrs. Gutxmer and Mis Champ. Pern State Normal School. Miss Rita Thomas of the ptano depart ment gave a recital at chapel on Wednes day. ' Professor Kingston, vice president of the Washington State normal at Cheney, Wash., vial tad the normal on Wednesday. The normal will have vacation during the State , Teachers' association meeting, at which time members of the faculty and a arge number of the students will attend the meetings In Omaha. A memorial service was held at the regu lar chapel hour on Monday for the late Mre. Elisabeth Crawford, whose death oc curred during vacation. Mrs. Crawford had been a member of the faculty Irr the teacher training , department for sixteen years. .'.. An accident to the electrtc light plant made It necessary to postpone the annual reception to new students from Saturday until Monday. A large crowd filled the gvmnaslum and enjoyed the opportunity to become acquainted. A muslua 1 program waa given and light refreshments served. t His Financial Borden. Light-hearted Bill Thompson waa light hearted no longer. "Marriage," said Mr Thompson, "la not wat It Is cracked up 1o be." "What la tho trouble?" asked a bachelor friend. "Money," said Mr. Thompson. "The wife Is always asking for money. Morning, noon, and night; breakfast, dinner and supper; awake and In her sleep. It Is nothing but will I give her money." "Well." sold the bachelor friend. "What doea she do with aH that money?" "I don't know," said Mr. Thompson. "I have never given. her any yet" New York Times, Of Course She Did. "Molly, love," aaid MoIIVg smart mother, "I do hope when we're at Mrs. Jlmson'a this afternoon that you won't Nthlnk ot let ting nut that terrible story about the poor dear vicar's wife that we heard; yesterday," "Oh, of course not, mother! It would be so wicked, as well as ungenerous; I shouldn't dream. of speaking evil of anyone." Quite right, my dear; quite right! Toe always have such nice feelings about every thing. Reaides. t want to tell Mrs. Jlrneoa myself:" London Answers. fcle; la Bitter aMrket. Ellin, 11... Sept Butier Fifty tubs Persistent: Advertising is the Road to Success. i When the Animals Speak The Turkey Gobbler ' By GARRETT P. SERVISS. "I detest that ridiculous, ostenta tious Asiatic always showing off his absurd feathers," said a turkey-cock, or 'gobbler,' indicating to his rather plain-looking wife a superb peacock which had just spread its many-eyed and gloriously iridescent fan on the other side of the barnyard. "I'm an American, I am, all through, and I don't like imported trash anyhow, but I simply can't stand it when a silly, alien fellow like that begins to put on airs and display his fine clothes. And just listen' to his voice; did you ever hear such an effeminate "squeak?" The peacock, scenting rain afar off in the atmosphere, had uttered his shrill of warning, in accord with the instincts of his Oriental race, and the sound proved to be even more provo cative to the gobbler than the spec tacle of the prismatic tail. In a mo ment two or three little, round-shouldered, speckle-gowned, Quakerish looking dames suronnded the peacock and plainly admired him. This in creased the vexation of the turkey cock. "What, fools women are I" he ex claimed. (He meant turkey women, of course.) "A little glitter and a proud strut are enough to set their heads awhirl." "But I think he is really very hand some," said the hen turkey. "Handsome 1" cried the srobbler, "You call that thing handsome! I've a notion to wipe the yard with his contemptible bandanna 1 Look at the ninny show his paces. 1 11 take him down. I'll show him up for a boast ing, strutting coward, right before his own harem! The gobbler thereupon spread his own tail, swelled his tufted chest prodigiously, puffed out his fiery-red combs and wattles until they glowed like bunches of carbuncles, and con tinued to swell and swell, looking as if he would burst at any moment. At last he did, apparently, blow up. with a hoarse "s-t-t-u-r-t I" which seemed to scatter the shrapnel of hatred and defiance all about him. Then he uttered a terrifying "gob- ble-gobble-gobble," and, lowering his tail and his head, rushed straight at the peacock, who at the sight of this sudden apparition of oncoming war, dropped his magnificent fan upon the ground, shrunk into a little mottled body dragging a train at his heels and fled for his life, with the hens affright- euiy lonowing. Tnerel exclaimed the gobbler, suddenly recovering his good nature. "Now. vou see what ostentation is: it's only wind; there's nothing in it." ' Whereupon he again spread nis tail, swelled his chest, burst out with a charge of compressed pride this time, and cut a circle with his wing around his family, the entire membership of which had now assembled to watch him. The Master Appears. At this moment the master of the barnyard apeared on the scene. He had witnessed the episode, and he happened to be one of those rare men that possess the secret of the Arabian farmer, who had learned the language of his fowls and CJttle as well as ot his horses and dogs. The turkey cock lowered his tail and affected to be very busy hunting for grains of corn. cut the master went straight to mm. '50 you are setting yourself up as a censor of maners," he said to the gobbler. "You would better first look to your own." Hut that toreigner s insolent os tentation is intolerable." replied the gobbler. "I never saw such a stuck up rascal." "If you had looked at yourself in the watering trough just now," re turned the master, "you might have discovered equal ostentation in your own appearance. You are just as proud and as full of vanity as the pea cock. It runs in your family." My family! exclaimed the gobbler. "What's my family got to do with that popinjay f J. he master laughed. "You both belong to the pheasants," he said, "and although your native lands are separated by the whole diameter of the earth, there is no divi sion betwen y i in the matter of pride. The peacock has longer and more beautiful tail feathers than yours, that is all. He is an Indian Brains Intelligence Put Tea- "Help Wanted" Ads in TKe Omaha Bee TELEPHONE Tyler 1000 Scoffs at the Peacock. prince, flashing with jewels, and with a pedigree as long as his tail, while you are a Caribbean cacique, with your tufts and your flaming neau dress, and your less civilized ways. You have not got the wilderness out M your blood yet, Mr. Turkey-coc. You and your entire brood would go and roost in the forest and hunt your living if I let you out of the yard. "Why don't you let us out, then? asked the gobbler. "Then we wouldn t cost you anything for keep." "And we'd have nothing for Thanksgiving," returned the master, with a grin. ' . The gobbler understood him,, and his wattles turned a deeper shade or red. He detested the word Thanks giving. It was another sore subject for him. "Why don't you eat the peacock? he demanded. "If he's mere civilized than I am he ought to be better eat ing." The master paused a moment, thinking, before he answered. Then he said, speaking to himself: "There's something in that idea of the gobbler's. Peacocks used to fetch fabulous prices as luxuries for the tables of wealthy Athenians and Romans in the old days when the birds were not mucTi known outside their native forests of India and Cey lon. I really think I'll try it next ' Thanksgiving and save the turkey for Christmas. What a tine tning to ot ter my friends a dish of peacock's tongues, as Lucullus used to do in Koine. It would be thj. sensation of the season!" But he said nothing of this to the gobbler, who might, possibly, have turned the ostentation argument against his master. All the explana tion that the turkey beard was: "The peacock was sacred to the goddess Juno, the wife of Jove, who gave him the beautiful eyes in his tail as a reward for the watch that he kept upon her husband. So I keep him as a curiosity, and not to eat. He is like my wife's bonnet astonishing to look at, but of doubtful utility, ex cept as an indicator of rain." -621 residents of Nebraska registered at Hotel As tot during the past year. 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