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2 B THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: SEPTEMBER 24, 1916. THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE ISSUED EVERY AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY. FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER. "VICTOR rosewater, editor THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR. OFFICIAL PAPER OF THE CITY OF OMAHA. OFFICIAL PAPER FOR DOUGLAS COUNTY. Entered at Omaha postoffice a" second-class matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. ( . By Carrier , Br Mall per U. VI II .11. (. . . . Dally and Sunday 880 Dallr without Sunday 46o Evening and Sunday 40e ? Evening without Sunday Je 8unday Bee enl ....2e.... v. ' Daily and Sunday Bee, three yeara in advance, $10.00. Bend notice of change of address or Irregularity tn de livery to Omaha Bee. Circulation Department. REMITTANCE. Remit hy draft, express or posul order. Only I-eent umpi taken in payment of email accounte. Pertonal ehecki, except ca Omaha and eaetern exchange, not ae- aepted. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha 2S18 N street. CoiJncil Bluffe 14 North Hail etreet. Lincoln H Little Building. Chicago 81S People'! Oat Building. New York Room 80S, 28 Fifth avenue. St. Louie (03 New Bank of Commerce. Washington 726 Fourteenth etreet, N. W. rnBDtGpnNnriurli. Address communication relating to newa and editorial Bitter to Omaha Bee. Editorial Department AUGUST CIRCULATION 55,755 Daily Sunday 51,048 Dwight Williams, circulation manager of The Bee Publishing company, being duly eworn, aaya that the average circulation for the month of August 1918, wee 86.761 daily, and 81,048 Sunday. DWIGHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Subscribed in my presence and iworp. to before me thla 8d day of September, ltll. t ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Pnhlls. Subacribar leaving tha city tamporanly should hawa Tha Baa mailed la tbara. Ad drass will ba changed as oftaa a requested. ' Are hotel rates going up, too? A stationary price tag these days brands itself as a back num ber. ,; , .. ' ' Still, it's either a trifle premature or trifle late to hand out a valentine at thia stage of the calendar. ' - ' It is understood, of course, that sympathetic Strikes do not carry an atom of sympathy for the harassed public ,v . - , Unity, energy and enthusiasm insures the G. O. P. the leading place among the pennant win ders of the year. Ak-Sar-Ben promises to outdo all his previous .. ..J li..C.,.H.. !. nrnmiu. never known to go back on his word. Indiana celebrates its centennial almost coin Ciden tally with Nebraska's celebration of our Semi-centennial. Mutual messages of felicitation will be in order. 1 ' With Germans and Austrians mussing her front and Bulgars and Turks punching the short ribs, Roumania's lot is not as happy as it looked before the jump. '.' : President Wilson is going to admonish Great Britain again on the mail seizure question. He has to "keep us out of war" at least once or twice more before' election. . . ,.,:' ) That betting story, however, proves conclu sively that the men who lay' wagers with a calcu lating view to winning are putting their money up on the Hughes end of it " The historic episode of "carrying coals to Newcastle" is clearly outclassed by the rush of Minneapolis millers to the Omaha wheat mar ket. "The market town" is recasting history. , Vital statistics for 1915 gives the public health of this country the highest percentage on record. If speeders and careless drivera can be held in check the processions to. graveyards will grow beautifully less every year. It is reassuring to be told that Omaha will have "a square deal" in the matter of locating the land bank. Omaha is convinced that it did not have a square deal in the matter of locating the federal reserve bank. . And it hasn't forgotten it, titherl i . A judicial roast and a cash penalty closed pro ceedings in the federal court against misbranded medicine makers of Philadelphia. The court passed up the suggestion to dose the makers with their own medicine, believing the till treatment more efficacious. " , The fanner knows what has boosted the price of farm products. The mere rumor that the Dar danelles were to be opened far enough to admit the wheat held back in Russia to the world mar ket jarred the price for a big drop. The farmer, more ' than anyone else, will need after-the-war protection. Strong Minds in Sound Bodies. In his convocation address Chancellor Avery of the University of Nebraska emphasized the value of developing the body as well as the mind, that the individual may attain the highest use fulness. This thought is not a new one; the chan cellor himself is a splendid example of rugged physical manhood, and it may be in some sense he is expounding his own life theory in his ad vocacy of ' physical training for university stu dents. However. this may be, the soundness of his doctrine is scarcely open to dispute. Its ap plication, however, must be safeguarded, lest ex cessive devotion to the merely physical overshad ow the cultural effort of the school. '' Throughout the entire system of education in our country, at private and public institutions alike, stress is laid upon athletics to a degree that Sometimes indicates a tendency to exalt the ath lete above the student. While this may be tran sitory in its nature so far as it affects the individ ual, it is likely to leave something of permanent effect on the school itself. Traditions are part of student life, and form a potent agency whose in fluence on campus activities is beyond computa tion. Educators recognize this and now and again have been called upon to put forth considerable effprt to neutralize the bent of the young mind to hero-worship. Sometimes this restriction swings a little too far and the school suffers in degree just as the restrictive measures are made unduly stringent To secure and preserve the balance between work and play', to co-ordinate bodily and mental employment, to' the end that development will be uniformly good and harmoniously beneficial, is the ideal, not unattainable, perhaps, but still so elu sive as to give the school authorities .plenty to think about in arranging their programs. A sane tnind in a sound body is the aim;' to achieve it the problem, . v, ' - . The Coming of the President The assurance that the chief executive of the nation will be here to participate in Omaha's celebration of the semi-centennial of Nebraska's statehood and review the historical parade pre pared by Ak-Sar-Ben for that occasion is highly gratifying. AH of our citizens will join in extend ing to this distinguished guest the cordial wel come due to the occupant of his high office for he comes in response to the invitation of the Semi-centennial Celebration committee, as presi dent of the United States, and not as a candidate for office, although the fact that he is a candi date for re-election cannot be altogether dis-sociated. In this connection it is interesting to recall that President Wilson, then president of Prince ton university, was solicited to deliver the com memorative address for our celebration of the semi-centennial of the organization of Nebraska as a territory twelve years ago, and that he then expressed the wish that he might accept the mvi Ration while regretting that other engagements made it impossible for him to do so. It goes without saying that if the importance of this celebration appeals to the nation's chief magistrate sufficiently to secure the favor of his presence, our own people should be impressed with its epochal character ' and its exceptional features. The coming of the president should, and doubtless will, arouse our people to the mean ing of our 'semi-centennial as has nothing else. Truly a World War. As the war in Europe proceeds it becomes more and more truly a world war, involving in the inextricable confusion of overwhelming battle races as widely separated as the planet's surface will admit. In its beginning it was a strife be tween the stronger races of Europe and some of the older. Now it has spread until along the fight ing front may be found troops from "every kin dred, every tribe on this terrestrial ball." In a measure this is a tribute to man's ability to set at naught the limitations placed on him by nature in the way of geographical divisions and physical barriers. It has also expanded to that extent the political aspect borne by the conflict in its earlier days. It is not alone the future of Europe that will be determined, but of Asia and Africa, and to some extent of America. This knowledge can not have escaped the statesmen; although it may have been far in the background at the begin ning, it is now very close to the front As the swirl of battle swings wider and picks up new tribes, each acquisition is a factor added to the complications that must be set straight before peace will be established, no matter how soon the end is declared. Europe's map-makers are facing an adjustment that makes the task of Eu rope's warriors seem simple. , Mexican Matter More Complicated. Renewal of his pernicious activity by Pancho Villa has seriously complicated the negotiations in progress between the United States and Mex ico. It was bad enough that Carranza should ex pose what President Wilson had carefully held back; namely, that the conference was limited to two points the fixing of a date for the with drawal of Pershing's expedition and the arrange ment of loan to finance Carranza's operations. Americans had been led to believe other impor tant points were to be considered, and a general program determined for the pacification of Mex ico. Senor Carranza, on learning that his emis saries had been questioned about internal affairs of Mexico, sharply reminded them they were to discuss only withdrawal of our troops and the loan. . This note from Carranza exposes the presi dent as no more frank with his countrymen in this than he has been in other phases of his course towards Mexico. And now comes Villa, on whose quiescence depended the success of the Carran zista move to drive American troops out of Chi huahua, and by his sudden stroke at the de facto forces puts an end to another dream. Peaceful negotiation with either side of this controversy is unpromising under present conditions. Mr. Wilson may withdraw Pershing and his men from their intercepted errand, and may in duce American bankers to loan Carranza money without satisfying security, but neither of these moves will do away with the' fact that the first chief is so far as much of a failure in quieting Mexico as any of his predecessors. Example from a Chicago Mother. A Chicago mother has just performed a detail of her duty as head of a family that is worthy ,of more attention than it received in a short news paper item. Her daughter, employed in one of the big stores over there, told her mother a tale regarding her wages that proved untrue on inves tigation. The mother didn't bother about calling in the juvenile court authorities. She went down to the store and taxed her daughter with her de ception. When the matter had proceeded to the proper pitch, the mother gave the daughter a good old-fashioned spanking in full view of the audience. Now, this is not a very ladylike per formance, nor would The Bee recommend the mothers who read this to proceed to the extremity of chastising errant daughters in public. The point we seek to press home is that the mother in question fully appreciated her duty. She is watching over her child, and her vigilance means safety. If all mothers were as alert and as con scientious much of the misery of the world might be averted. The "no fee, no service" rule will never go in the medical field. The average physician or sur geon does a tremendous lot of work for which he is never paid, and that is the justification for charging what the traffic will bear When the pa tient is amply able to respond. The notion that a person should buy professional service like cal ico at so much a yard may be a good talking topic, but its advocates will not get anywhere. Secretary McAdoo makes a special plea for solving economic problems by careful ascertain ment of all the facts and patient study of them, free from partisan bias and pressure of selfish interests. He has reference, of course, to the rural credits legislation, but what he says is even more directly applicable to the wage increase force bill which violates every rule of procedure laid down by the secretary. A sympathetic' note sounded by film makers will find a responsive echo in railroad circles. State and local censorships harrow up the film soul and halt development Like railroad man agers the film makers will not be happy until Uncle Sam takes them under his paternal wing and cans all other bosses. By Victor Roeewster WHEN , I graduated from Columbia my diploma was handed to me, in his capacity as president of the institution, by Seth Low, whose death occurred this last week, and I have the most pleasant recollections of contact with him at college, out of which grew a personal friendship that continued down the years. With Seth Low Columbia inaugurated the most strik ingly successful experience of the business man, rather than theologian or scholar, for university executive. He was, it is true, himself an alum nus of Columbia and a thoroughly educated and cultured man, but his activities had been along the lines of trade and commerce, with a brief in cursion into politics as reform mayor of Brook lyn. He took hold of Columbia after the death of President Barnard and reorganized it along efficiency lines. He put steam back of the ma chinery and inspired the confidence of the big men of New York, who came quickly to the front with liberal support, and before he retired he removed the campus to its new uptown site and laid the foundations of the university as it is to day, foremost ' among America's agencies of higher education. Seth Low possessed a personality which was the embodiment of dignity and courtesy, a little more reserved and aloof from the student doings fierhaps than would be desirable, but none-tnt' ess svmnathetic and ready to help in every pos- sible way. At the time of my appointment to the board of regents for the University of Ne braska he wrote Goverror Holcomb an extremely commendatory letter in my behalf, which I naturally prized very highly, and later, when he became intensely interested in the work of the National Civic Federation, ot which he was serv ing up to his death as its president, he asked me to take a place on the advisory council, which I gladly consented to do. I kept meeting him Irom time to time at dirterent gatherings ot pun lie men. alwavs eniovini the same cordial recep tion. He was to have been at the last Chicago convention, but was kept away by poor health. He had been ill for some time, yet apparently hopeful of recovery, for I saw a letter written by him to Chairman Willcox of the, republican national committee, who, by the way', had been intimately associated with Dr, Low, received on the very day that the death was chronicled, and in this letter offering congratulations on the result in 'Maine and the growing confidence in Hughes' election was a suggestion that he would have to cast his vote up-state in New York, where he was, instead of his home in New York City. With his record of public service arid substantial achievement, however, Seth Low has left little, if any, of his work undone. Another death that stirs memories, though more in a journalistic way, is that of Horace White, long editor of the New York Evening Post, from which position he retired but a few years ago. Mr. White was an authority on bank ing and finance and lectured on the subjects to us when I was at Columbia. He was on terms of intimacy with my father, with whom I visited him occasionally at his office. Horace White, with Joseph Medill, had been one of the founders of the Chicago Tribune and was, therefore, a western man transplanted into eastern journal ism. It must have been while he was in active charge, of the Chicago Tribune that he first be came acquainted with my father, for I have among his papers a letter written hy Horace White on Tribune office paper, dated Chicago, May 11, 1867, proposing to pay him $25 a month for telegraphic dispatches from Omaha, adding, "This is $5 per week more than we pay at any other point except Washington. Your dispatches so far are( quite satisfactory. If the terms suit, please notify me." . The terms must have suited, and likewise the service, for there is still another letter from Hor ace White dated January 1, 1871, asking my father to cover for the Tribune the Nebraska legislature, and particular!" the election of the United States senator. "As you are a member of the legislature yourself," he cautions him, "it is to be supposed that you are under some sort of a bias with reference to the senatorial elec tion. We desire that your dispatches should be strictly impartial as regards that subject. We will make you a fair and reasonable compensa tion for the kind of service I have mentioned, but in the absence of knowledge as to how much it will be necessary for you to do under the in structions here given, I cannot now fix upon the amount in dollars and cents." Mr. White used to take part in the meetings of the American Economic association, and I think it was at one of these meetings that I last talked with him. The members of the federal farm loan board who were here the other day are getting a lot of fun out of their trip, because they carry their sense of humor along with them, Secretary McAdoo coming in for most of the "joshing." "The secretary declared at the start that when he quit his job at Washington he would retire to a farm," said one of them. "Every place we have been has had the finest farming country in the world just waiting to be developed, and we have already located the secretary on a farm in nearly every state in the union." At Lincoln, so I was told, an enterprising newsboy caught the secretary for a patron. "How much?" asked he. "Two for five," responded the urchin. And Mr. McAdoo thereupon handed him a nickel. "Oh, pshaw I" retorted the newsy, "there's six guys in your party." Whereupon the keeper of Uncle Sam's money chest fished out an additional dime and forked it over. "I would promise Omaha one of the loan banks," said Herbert Quick, "but I am not sure you are eligible. You see I lived here once and was almost blown away by a tornado, and the place that gets a bank must be tornado-pitjof." That's where I saw my chance, and came back quick: "Then Omaha's one of the few places that can qualify, for it has been scientifically es tablished that tornadoes never hit twice in the same spot, and we've had ours." People and Events Three robberies have occurred in as many homes within hailing distance of Shadow Lawn in less than a month. Pilgrims headed that way should see that their policies cover the risk. An Indiana man breaks into the limelight by claiming to have read the New Testament sixty- seven times, such a waste ot time and all Hoosierdom throbbing with up-to-date political literature! Boston's health authorities are convinced that the rat flea is a carrier of the germs of infantile paralysis, and a movement is. on to make the city ratproof. Wharves are the principal haunts and breeding places of rats, arid these places will re ceive first attention. A mere man of Yonkers, N. Y., haled into court on a charge of abusing his wife offerd in justifica tion fragments of currency bills with which madam lit the gas. The wise judge advised in stallation of electric light as a safeguard for the family bankroll. "General" Coxey of hobo fame still cherishes hope of breaking into congress without the as sistance of an army. He has filed papers in Ohio as an independent candidate for the United States senate. Usually the Buckeyes are merciful to elders, but it is too t-rly to guage the force of their punch this year. . r aaeeeaar-sosr syesvar -fg or f Thought Nugget tor the Day. Defer not till tomorrow to be wise. Tomorrow's sun to thee may never rise. William Congreve. One Year Ago Today In the War. German finance minister announced subscription for war loan of 13,000, 000,000. Encircling Russian attack rolled back Von Mackensen s army north of Plnsk. Bulgaria called out all men up to 50 yeara and fortified Black Sea ports. At WHJeka German forces were de feated by Russians and several can non teams captured. In Omaha Thirty Yeara Ago. Parlin, Orendorff Martin have on exhibition the Feltch carriage that took first premium at both the Omaha district lair and the state tair at un coin. The home of Mr. J. A. Whalen on 8herman avenue was the scene of a delightful serenade, at which the fol lowing were present: Mr. and Mrs. Jones, Mr. and Mrs. Gentleman, Mr. and Mrs. Oarrlty, Mr. and Mrs. Truck ey, Misses Smith. Garrity, Truckey, Murphy, Brady, Gaffney and Messrs. McCarthy, Maher, Regan and Bren nan. Milton Nobles and wife, one of the prettiest women on the stage, arrived by early train from Council Bluffs. Mr. Nobles and his wife will appear at the Boyd In one of his most suc cessful pieces, "Love and the Law." The Midland Electrical company Installed a new mammoth electric an nunciator In the office of the Paxton house, which la the largest of Its kind between Chicago and San Francisco, being Intended for electrical connec tion with 230 rooms. The house of H. Redfield was al most set on fire by a candle which melted down the leaden candlestick and set the tablecloth on Are. The flames were seen and extinguished Just in time. The Union Pacific has commenced to drive piles across Seventh street where the present viaduct stands and Is laying a temporary track at that point while they tear down tha old viaduct and widen the street The elevator In the Omaha National bank when making the descent dropped from the second to the first floor, crushing In the floor and badly shaking up the occupants, Miss Thane, Miss Rhodes and James Clute. This Say In History. 1765 John Marshall, for thirty four years chief justice of the su preme court of the United States, born at Oermantown, Va,; died In Phila delphia July 6, 1835. 1784 General Zachary Taylor, whose popularity as a Mexican war hero won him the presidency, born In Orange county, Virginia; died In Washington, D. C, July , 1850. 1817 Cornerstone laid for the first Michigan university at Detroit. 1841 Mr. Brooke, an Egllshman, became rajah, or governor, of Sara wak, the first footing obtained by the English on the Island of Borneo. - 1858 Death of Baron Ward, an English stable boy who became prime minister of Parma. 1861 Public reception In Boston In honor of Jerome Bonaparte. 1859 Black Friday, where a group of speculators In New York advanced the price of gold suddenly to 1624, causing a panic. 1901 After a nine hours' trial at Buffalo Leon Csolgosz, the assassin of President McKlnley, was sentenced to death. 1904 Seventy persons killed and many Injured In a collision on the Southern railway near - Knoxville, Tenn. 1910 The Sultan of Sulu arrived In New York on a visit. The Day We Celebrate. Edgar M. Morsman, Jr., attorney-at-law, is 43 years old today. He was born In Omaha and educated at the University of Michigan. He was a member of the legislature for one term. Dr. James N. Patton, oculist and aurist is celebrating his fortieth birth day. He was born at Mercersburg, Pa., and graduated in medicine at the University of Nebraska. Clarence P. Townsley, one of the new brigadier generals of the United States army, born In New York sixty one years ago today. ' Dr. Thomas Darlington, former health commissioner of New York and recent Investigator of health con ditions In the army camps In Texas, born in Brooklyn fifty-eight years ago today. Eugene Foss, former governor of Massachusetts, born at West Berk shire, Vt, fifty-eight years ago today. Rev. Mark A. Matthews of Seattle,' moderator of the Presbyterian gen eral assembly, born at Calhoun, Gu., forty-nine years ago today. Judge Horace E. Deemer, chief jus tice of the Iowa supreme court, born at Bourbon, Ind., fifty-eight years ago today. He has spoken In Omaha sev eral times. Dn John P. Brooks, president of Clarkson College of Technology, born at Klttery, Me., fltty-nive years ago today. William H. Santelmann, director of the United States Marine band, born In Hanover, Germany, fifty-three years ago today. A. Montgomery Thackara, United States consul general at Paris, born In Philadelphia sixty-eight years ago today. James W. Good, representative in congress of the Fifth Iowa district, born near cedar Hapias, la., nrty yeara ago today. Storyette of the Day. The "dreary Glasgow 8unday" Is far from being a mere figure of speech. A fat, jovial-looking American, leaving his hotel one fine Sunday morning for a stroll, came upon a George square policeman, who eyed him and said: "Ye had better tak-care, sir, what ye're doing." "What am I doing?" Inquired the tourist and added, with a merry wink: "Why, I'm not even whis tling." "No," replied the Glaswegian, In solemn and reproving tones, "but ye're lookln' malst as happy as It It wis Monday." Liverpool Post FACTS FOR THE CURIOUS. The camel can neither twim nor Jump. Whales spout only when they art feedlnt. Eight feet is the arerage width of a etreet in China. The reading of romance la farblddeii by the Koran. A pound of phosphorus is sufficient to tip 1.000,000 matches. The hide of the giraffe te used by African natives in whip and sandal making. The Japanese are mora, alike physically than the people of any other raoe. The cost of launching a modern battleship often amounts to upwards of SIO.OOS. . Honolulu la said to have more public holi days than any other city in the world. SECULAR SHOTS AT PULPIT. Philadelphia Ledger: A minister saved a Wisconsin brewery from burning. Was this action right or wrong? Houston Post: The .Lord never expected to do more than help the children of men, but it is getting so some of them not only want Him to furnish the gasoline, but be the chauffeur as well. Springfield Republican: "Billy" Sunday, it ia stated, gave the $6,000 thank offering received for his recent ten-day meeting at Ocean Grove to Rev. Elijah P. Brown, after converting the money into a residence. Mr. Brown is "Billy's" biographer and former evangelist coach. The most interesting part of thia item ia its mention of "Billy's" aver age receipts of S600 a day apparently net receipts. It leaves ball playing nowhere. St. Louis Globe-Democrat: Methodism is rich and mighty now. It has great churches, pipe organs and paid choirs. It has academies, colleges, seminaries, hospitals, orphanages, papers, book concerns, leagues and Sunday schoolss. It has educated and eloquent preachers. It liberally supports missions in every land. But the glory of its recent achievements does nrt prevent the imagination dwelling on the struggles of the pioneer circuit rider. He rode horseback and carried his library consisting of a Bible, a hymnbook and a ' discipline in his saddle bags. He had an arsenal of texts, for of fense or defense. He was ready to expound scriptures in and out of season, to vast multitudes at camp meetings or to a chance fellow-wayfarer In the wilderness. There was no peril of stream, beasts or savages and no severity of weather ue shirked. He got an average salary of $40 a year, for about 400 sermons. He warned men and women "to flee from the wrath to come and be saved from their sins." shaking his "brimstone wallet" when occasioil required. DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. Husband after the theater) Well, how did you like the play? His Wife Very well, Indeed. There was only one Impossible thing: In it. The second act take place two years after the first, and the family still have the aame servant. New York Times. Maud The younj clergyman who per formed the ceremony seemed dreadfully flustrated. 'V JL Ethel Mercy, yes! hyc ne lplased tn bridegroom and fhook hands wtthtbe bride. Boston Transcript. "I observe," said the friend, "that Mr. Rockefeller says ha owes much of his iuc cess to irolf." "It was my notton," said tha lowbrow, "that mest men owe much of their golf SL Louis Republic. AROUND THE CITIES. Philadelphia authorities have closed down on "tar days." No more permits to do the genteel holdup will be issued. , A record number of students are registered at the University of Utah, Salt Lake City, seriously crowding the capacity of the class rooms. Chicago anticipates legislative action on private banks and ordinances have been drawn providing for municipal regulation and supervision. Several Kansas towns, disliking the dust of nonresident autoists. are building brick street crossings a foot above the level, thus providing v series of hard bumps for speeders, Cleveland's school director. In his annual report, urges that the city utilise all avail able resources in providiug school buildings Instead of spending money on auditoriums, playgrounds and swii lining pools. Good ideas bloom in Tom Johnson's burg. St, Joe Is all dolled, up for the fashion show, fashion parade and auto pageant booked for this week. A "beauty contest" was eliminated from the week's festivities owing to the difficulty in securing sufficient faetp to record the entries. A warm vocal row Is on In Greater New "York over the delay In opening the public schools. Some parents threaten to take legal action to compel postponement of the open ing day until October 2, in order to minimise still further danger from infantile paralysis. The federal court at Salt Lake City Is looking into the pipe cinch alleged to be the stock in trade of master plumbers in that section. The case Is similar to the recent prosecution and conviction of Iowa master plumbers for effecting a combine in restraint of trade. During the first half of September eighty motor cars valued at 162,259 were stolen in Philadelphia. Only twenty-oni had been recovered in the same time. Ihe police record for eight months show 722 cars stolen and 698 recovered. Auto stealing Is a thriv ing business all over the country. - Girardvllle, Pa., is some town, pulsing with enterprise and crowned with a new thought. For some time past the pride of the townspeople in its city hall has grown noticeably weaker. From b tlng regarded as an asset it shrunk to a liability. The occu pants consumed all the revenue within reach and produced nothing worth while. That view of the situation gripped the taxpayers, who proceeded to convert the town hall into a factory. Town officials were thrown out into the cold world and told to hunt other quarters. Isn't that new thought the limit? The Barber You hair Is thinning, air. Ever try our hair preparation? The Patron No, 1 can't blame It on that Puck. "Women don't understand the work of men." "How now?" "That fellow Is a famous surgeon yet his wife thinks he doesn't amount to much Just because he couldn't repair a leg for the kitchen table." Loulavno Courier Journal. "Ned got a nice little windfall last week." 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