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AdSreai eoMmnnleatlono relatlne to nam and odltortal inattor to Omaha Boa. Editorial Doeartmonl. AUGUST CIRCULATION 55,755 Daily Sunday 51,048 DwteM VYfllhraa, alrealatlen maneaer of TJa Baa PabllahTiK aoir.p-.inr. oeina dnlr aworn. oar. that lha varan elreulation for the month of Aunat, lilt, waa CI.76J dallr. Mid I.4 Sunday. ..., f WIGHT WILLIAMS, Clreuletlon Manaaer. Subecnoed fa mr yreeone. and aworn to before ma ihla Id oar f JW notary Aua.crib.ra Imm the city temporarily boo!, ha v. TV mrnlU to tfcesa. AV draws trill ka ekaafaal w (toa M repaired. It does not appear from the details given that blackmail yields easier money than a private bank in Chicago. . King Corn's front Is not as imposing as in bumper years, but the quality and price make good the slight deficit in quantity. Critics of the eight-hour law are uncommonly ceniurlous, probably because they are unsbje to reach a strip of the overtime velvet. Records of receipts arc going to smash in the Omaha grain and stock markets. The forward looking founders of both builded better than they ever dreamed of. Four claimants for the presidency of Panama republic form an animated bawl on the banks of the canal. The baby republic shows annoying disregard for the swatter of the head nurse. . Democratic voices are tuning up for the fray and schedules of high winds are mapped out But the voice of all voices, the Peerless One, re mains dumb. Come on in, William, the spouting is final . The good that mothers do lives after them. Behold how the impressions contracted by the boy later animates the man and generates whole some respect for the persuasive power of mother's rolling pin. ' , L ' ' Between the extremes of a $29,000,000 fine and a 4-cent bond for a receiver lies Judge Landis' thoroughgoing grasp of judicial levity. As an interpretation of the policy of "what the traffic will bear," it is no Joke. ' . " j ; If Omaha does not arrive at the 6-ccnt elec tric tight rate right away, a continuation of the discussion will. enliven long winter evenings and tap sources of expert Information, Surely here is compensation for 'delay. ; While no hint has been dropped about It, New London has the "feet" that If Uncle Sam would endorse Mexico's note for a few hundred millions of real money the border- dispute might be settled with one shake of the swag. It hardly needs the assurance of the advance agent of the Rural Credit board to convince all concerned that no decision will be reached until after election. Great deliberation is necessary in crisis to avoid stepping on uncertain political Corns. " : Share dealing in the New York Stock exchange this month overtops all records since September, 1911. The escatator of values moves in the right direction, but the only ones certain of coming out ahead are the brokers and those wise enough to cash in and quit.' - ' A pension system for employes waa inaugu rated on the Great Northern railroad last Satur day, the birthday of its famous builder, James J. Hill. Although a progressive in all that concerned railroad advancement Mr. Hill's favorite corpora tion waited until a doien or more railroad sys tems biased the way with pensions for wornout employes. ' Playing with Matches (lank-ad Plata Doalar, 1 If one could imagine all the buildings de stroyed By tire in tne united States in a year ar ranged along one highway, each building occupy ing a lot sixty-live feet wide, the highway would extend from New York to Chicago, and the ' buildings would line it on each side. Such is the calculation of the Department of the Interior. Furthermore, a person traveling this scene of desolation would pass in every thousand feet a ruin from which an injured person had been taken. At every three-quarters of a mile he would en counter the remains of a human being who hid been burned to death. It is such facts as these, repeated year after year, that led to the establiahment of Fire Preven tion day in the United States a day on which the thoughts of the American people are turned . to the fearful waste of life ana property due to the national habit of building flimsity and then playing with matches. The Chicago fire of 1871 stilt ranks ss Amer ica's most destructive conflagration, and the anni versary of that event, October 9, is now generally accepted as the day for centering the thought of the nation on the Heedlessness of such sacrifice. By official proclamation Fire Prevention day is called to the popular attention and its general observance in some fitting fashion recommended. For years, it is estimated, the amount of actual property annually consumed by fire in this coun try reaches $250,000,000. and another sum of about like proportions is spent for the maintenance of fire departments, water works, insurance pre miums. etr to prevent still greater losses. It Is a fearful penalty to pay for carelessness, but the A .oi. ir,rn on paying it year after year without serious complaint. a v ...ore widespread 'tie observance of Fire Prevention day the better the augury for a future freed from the incubns of this tremendous annual drain on the economic resources of the country, Playing with matches as a national pastime has continued no lorfg and so disastrously that the desirability of stopping it should need no further demonstration. Democratic Promise and Performance. Mr. Hughes began his second campaign tour by, drawing a categorical comparison between the promises of the democratic party, made in its Baltimore platform, and its actual achievements during the three years it has been in full control of the government. The exhibition is necessarily one of total failure to redeem pledges solemnly made to the voters. The president's recent speech of acceptance, in which be laid claim on behalf of himself and his associates to having fulfilled every promise made, is sorrily exposed because of the extravagance of its claims, all summed up in the one declaration that every promise the democrats made has been redeemed. The indictment drawn by Mr. Hughes is one that will be understood by everjr voter. The democratic party is before the country, seeking to cover its record of broken promises and un redeemed pledges by sweeping assertions and un supported claims. . Waste and extravagance have marked the course of the administration, where retrenchment was promised; the merit system has been betrayed by them, and offices have been filled by "deserving democrats" regardless of fit' ness) the cost of living has not been reduced; rights of American citizens have not been pro tected; the merchant marine has not been re habilitated; the tariff was not efficiently reformed, and so on down through the list The appeal of the republican party, through its Candidate, it to the reason and not to the pas sions of the people. It offers its history of achievement as contrasted with the story of fail' ure of the democrats. A policy of construction in lieu of experiment, and a stable government instead of the shifting administration now com' ing to an end. The choice is easy. Full Inquiry Should Be Made. A coroner's jury has returned a verdict cetv suring fire company for failing to rescue a vie' tim of a fire in a home. The chief of the fire it- partment hotly resents the charge that any of the men under his command would be guilty of such neglect of duty. Omaha people will be loath to believe that such cowardice could exist in. the fire department. Our firemen have shown their courage on many an occasion, have paid with their lives for their devotion to duty, and have always had the respect and confidence of the peo ple, who rely on them for protection to homes and property. : For these reasons the department should net rest quietly under the aspersion of the coroner's jury. The accused men are entitled to a full hearing and a complete exoneration if guiltless. The good name of the entire fire de partment demands that a careful and complete investigation be made, and without delay, that the truth be determined. Shame of "Watchful Waiting." Our democratic friends are just now consid erably wrought up over the prospect of emphasis being laid on the effect of the Wilson policy of "watchful waiting" in dealing with Mexico. Whether or not the elaborate "movie" so gen erously described by our amiable contemporary is ever exhibited, the fact remains that its salient features are based on real occurrences. The shame of it is that the truth was known at Wash ington, and was suppressed as far as possible by the State department. Of course the president had cognisance of what was going on in Mexico, for he has access to the reports made to the State, department Protests and petitions alike, giving details of unspeakable outrages committed by the Mexican outlaws who paraded as revolutionists, with the sanction of the president, were sent to Washing ton, there to be pigeonholed, and no effort ever made to redress the wrongs put on Americsn citizens. It is not needed to add the shocking treatment of Mexican women and children- to the list. Enough of Americans suffered and were denied relief. More Americans have been slain in Mexico during the period of "watchful wait ing" than fell in battle during the Spanish-Amer-, ican war, And the only time any government intervened to save them was when the German and British took refugees from Tampico aboard their ships in the harbor, after our efficient sec retary of the navy had ordered the only American warship available to proceed to Vera Cruz, vir tually abandoning our citizens at Tampico to a fate from which they were saved by European sailors. "Movies" are not needed to illuminate this shameful chapter of American history. The peo ple have the facts before them and will not likely forget that this disgrace came upon us under a democratic president. Speed Up the Courts. Our law courts are maintained for the service of the people, and the expense of their mainte nance is borne by the public. Therefore, the pub lic has a direct interest in seeing that these im portant institutions are administered with all due efficiency and such expedition as will secure to the litigants all of their rights. It does not show well for the item of efficiency that a condition such as is reported from the Douglas county district court can exist. That judges, jurors, bailiffs and clerks should be idle, their pay going on, because attorneys are not prepared to try their causes Is wasteful and requires correction, The law's delay is frequently complained of, and many plans for speeding up court procedure that justice may be done and settlements be reached with due Celerity hare been discussed. In this case the cause for the delay might easily be discovered. The judges have in their control a power that could be invoked to the end that the waste of public money be checked, and the business of the courts be set under way. Will they apply it? There is no more persistent booster of the cause of the allies than 11. G. Wells, London correspondent of American papers. Unlike most correspondents, Mr, Wells wastes no time in de scribing events that are making history, prefer ring the' realm of prophecy to surface actualities. From his lofty mental station he foresees peace in Europe next June, being satisfied that the allies by that time will have the central powers beg ging for mercy. It Is all worked out with scien tific accuracy. However, as the prophet leaves the fighting and the strategy to others there it the ever present danger of the prophetic program rupturing a tire. ' Informal calculations on the cost of the eight hour law to the railroads lifts the sum from the $50,000,000 estimate of the managers to $100,000, 000 by the experts. An all-around freight raise of 2'A per cent is deemed necessary to foot the bill. Slipping the bill down the line is a matter of some detail, but it is sure to get the consum ers' goat. The public, and partcularly the farmer, must foot the bill. ? How the Germans Face Death Friti Area Warner la Lealiea- When night came something unusual appeared in the trenches, something the men had never seen, but had heard of; ' Flame-throwers I Well, this time we will give them a hot time I" re marked the men, wno were angered bcause the French had been firing on the dead comrades. That the flame-throwers meant something we knew at once, and that something was that we were going to attack. Mine-throwers were also made ready, and about 10 o'clock the order passed from man to man, whispered like the greatest oecret: "Keep ready!" Those men were not afraid. They knew what it meant to attack, to run, perhaps, into the muzzle of a machine gun or to be shattered by a hand grenade. Still, was there not for a moment a strange feeling in each breast? To be frank, were the hearts not beat ing faster? Yes, and thoughts went home. Addresses of parents and relatives were given by one comrade to another, cards were written in a hurry. All that passed had the serene calm ness of a religious ceremony. Some looked to the east, where two small hands were, perhaps, at that moment, clasped in prayer for them; where a loving mother or fiancee was waiting. "Shall I see her again?" In how many minds was that thought as we 'waited I Death was lurking behind the sand bags to grasp the first who would jump. over. Ohl he would do good work amidst the seventh com pany, but he was not in a hurry for this rich harvest of young, hopeful souls. We waited long for the sign that started the mine-throwers to toss up about ten 200-pound mines. They heaved up against the sky, then came down with a fire tail, like a falling star, and with a terrible crash exploded, bringing death and ruin. Before the first mines reached the French trenches one heard the sound of a trumpet blown by the French outpost to warn his comrades that the mines were comingl After the mines had demolished the French trenches and shelters the flame throwers advanced, to be followed by the infantry, but the French must have been expecting them, for an artillery fire started and four of the ad vancing flame-throwers were annihilated before they could begin their death-dealing work. The French artillery hampered the German infantry, and the attack failed. Two of the flame-throwers escaped and came back. The nervous tension of the comrades had been useless. Death had spared them, and they thanked bod I "Help helpl" one cried. One of the men started in the direction from which the call came. Close to the French line a man of the flame throwers was lying, writhing in his pain. When the German sanitary corporal made a movement to leave the trench to get his comrade, French steel helmets moved behind the sand bags and fists with hand grenades were raised in warning. To leave the trench to get the wounded man meant death to the corporal, So one went back to ask for the Red Cross flag and a man speaking French asked, with the flag in his hand, whether the French would allow him to rescue the wounded man. A moment of silence and then: "Oiul Oiul" The men shouted their thanks and waving their helmets, brought their wounded comrade to the dressing station. A human glimpse in this bloody struggle I During the whole night the wounded man had been exposed to heavy shell fire and the four attacks the French had made passed over him. He was all burned, body, face and hands, had a bullet through his foot, and had not had a drop of water. His uniform had to be cut off. The story of his rescue circulated in the trenches andl the men at once torgot about the trench tiring on the dead comrades. Oh, they were alt kind hearted boys I i oaaaaao aaa naana a I Thought Nugget for the Day. It la not fit the public trusts ahould lodged In the handa of any, till they are first proved and found fit for the buslnr-sa they are to be entrusted with. Malaew Henry. One year Ago Today in the War. Preparations for Greek mobiliza tion reported from Athena. Severe German hombardment of French positiona about Arraa. Germans claimed further success against the Russians twenty miles southwest of Dvlnsk. Berlin announced German artillery on the Danube below Belgrade had attacked Serbians. In Omaha Thirty Years Ago. Rathburn & Dalley, of the Omaha Business college, received first prem ium on their penmanship at the Lin coln fair. They have lately moved Into large commodious quartets on the southeast corner of Sixteenth and Capitol avenue. The early train on the B. & M. took about twenty of the Douglas county delegates to the convention at Beat rice. Among those who left was W. J. Connell, who Is to enter the fight as the favorite of Douglas county against the gentleman from Nemaha. The Doran house and the frame buildings that lie on Farnam street be tween it and Tenth, are being removed to the corner of Eighteenth and How ard, to make way for the erection, by 'it A MAMMOTH Bryan to the Rescue St. Loula tllobo-OoouKimt. " The democratic party managers kept Mr. Bryan out of Maine, realizing that the spell' of this name was not very potent in the Pine Tree state. Results showed that they might as well have used him. Things could not have gone much worse for the democrats. But he is to be used now. 'The character of the censorship to be placed on his speeches has not been announced. But it is easy to speculate as to some of the for bidden themes. He will not talk of the free and unlimited coinage of silver at the heaven-born ratio of sixteen to one without waiting for the consent of any other nation. He will not expa tiate on his guaranty of bank deposits nostrum. He will not likely raise his ancient bogey of "militarism," which he used when the nation contemplated increasing its army until there would be one soldier for every 800 of the popula tion. He cannot even advance his doctrine of limiting one corporation to a fixed percentage of the entire business in that line, for the president now professes to have no objections to the mere size of any business. He will doubtless be asked not to repeat his recent statement that the new tariff commission is designed only "to please a certain element and afford an excuse for delay in changing the Underwood rates." Naturally he will not stress the single-term pledge of the Baltimore platform, by which he set such store in 1912. He cannot, without stultification, defend the army and navy appropriations, but he will re frain from assailing them. The only subjects he can discuss with utmost freedom are the income and corporation taxes and his so-called peace treaties. The new revenue bill pleases him, espe cially in its exemption of the chautauquas from the tax on places of amusement. He may throw light on why his peace treaties did not provide for a modus vivendi during the "year's cooling time," which might be continued into a heating time by continuing violations of our rights. This is about the only subject on which he could throw tight, for Mr, Bryan is famed more as a noise maker than as a light-bearer. But perhaps there is a small percentage of voters affected by noise and the democrats need every vote they can get to make any showing at all. People and Events One Detroit auto manufacturer, whose name is withheld, boosted the Methodist ministers' pen sion fund last week by a check for $600,000. Don't bother about the name. Good deeds are registered in the right place. Lady Eglantine, the famous egg-laying cham pion, is dead. In the lay-day of her active life she rolled up a score of, J15 eggs in a year, and each rgtr brought the owner $10. Wasn't she a lady? The owner's grief is too deep for words. A Philadelphia labor agent is reported pulling down big money, estimated at $100 a day, hiring workmen for local industries, receiving 25 cents a day for each worker supplied1 and sticking to the job. Demand exceeds the supply and price moves up to the premium point. The Utah law fixing minimum wages for women threatens to snoil the happiness of several third-class postmasters. . State authorities insist the Nashya are subject to tne law and cannot dodge the oenaltv by pleading federal jurisdiction. A test ease against the postmaster at Pleasant Grove is moving in the courts. A movement for the erection of a memorial to the valor of colored troops in the United States army is gaining headway at Washington. Backers of the project,, both white and colored, show by the army record "brave and often con snicuous service rendered by colored troops in many American wars." which are worthy of recog nition in a national memorial. "The largest undertaker on earth in a busi ness sense, William Keeker of Union Hill, N. J has arrived at the destination whither he piloted unnumbered involuntary patrons. Undertaker Necker was a rare New Jersey institution. His chief aim in life was to popularize death and dem onstrate to heirs the importance of saving money by investing in his superior wearables at low orices. He Dlavcd the cut-price game atone, smeared the billboards with cut-rate literature and lost social standing with the trade. But he made big money and leit a big roll. George A. Joslyn, of a mamoth hotel of brick 132 feet square, six stories in height, to cost (400,000. The Omaha Exposition Carnival as sociation was organized permanently and the following officers were elected: J. A. McShane, president; J. E. Riley, first vice president; N. B. Falconer, second vice president; W. G. Shriver, secretary; F. W. Pickens, correspond ing secretary, and William H. Allen, treasurer. A force of men is now busily en gaged In working upon the founda tion of the new First National Bank building, on the corner of Farnam and Thirteenth. Fred B. Chandler, representative of 8. 8. Floyd A Co., brokers. Is In the city, and is opening an office for the above firm at 109-116 South Thir teenth, adjoining the Millard hotel. This Day In History. 1787 Charles Carroll of Carrollton, who waa the last surviving signer of the Declaration of Independence, born at Annapolis, Aid. Died in Baltimore, November 14, 1882. 1820 Cornerstone laid for Fort St. Anthony (now Fort Snelllng) Min nesota. 1842 University of Michigan,' at Ann Arbor, first opened for the re ception of students. ' , 1864 Russians routed by British, French and , Turkish armies at battle of Alma. 1886 Th 'government n'f PruAHia by right of conquest annexed the kingdom of Hanover, the electorato of Hesse-Cassel, the duchy of Nassau and the Free City of Frankfort 1870 Crown prince of Prussia entered Versailles. 1881 Chester A. Arthur took the oath of oftice as president of the United States. ! 1898 General Kitchener took possession of Fashoda, and raised the British flag over it. despite the presence of the French occupants. ' 1908 Seizure by Bulgarians of the Oriental railway In their territory. 1916 Slides intha Galllard cut caused the closing of the Panama canal. The Day We Celebrate. Princess Cecilia, wife of the Ger man crown prince, born in Mecklen burg, thirty years ago today. General Charles H. Grosvenor, for many years a prominent republican congressman from Ohio, born at Pom fort Conn., eighty-three years ago to day. Dr. L. Clark Seelyo, president emeri tus of Smith college, born in Bethel, Conn., seventy-nine , years ago today. Horbert Putnam, librarian of the library of congress, born In New York City, fifty-five years ago today.. Frederick MacMonnles, one of America's foremost soulptors, born in Brooklyn, N. Y llfty-three years ago today. James N. Gillett, former governor of California, born at Viroqua, Wis., fifty-six years ago today. Upton Sinclair, well known author and socialist, born in Baltimore, thirty-eight years ago today. Timely Jottings and Remainders. The king and queen of Sweden cele brate their thirty-fifth wedding an niversary today. v Charles E. Hughes Is tov leave Chi cago early this morning for a swing through southern Wisconsin, ending the day at Milwaukee. A movement for higher salaries for postmasters is to be launched by the National League of Postmasters nt its annual convention meeting today at The annual convention of thu American Institute of Banking ix to begin at Cincinnati today, with Robert H. Bean of Portland, Me., presiding. A hearing on demurrage h tn hn conducted in Boston today before Ex aminer Hlllger of the Interstate Com merce commission. Stockholders of the Indiana Stone Railroad comoanv are to mnet in Tn. dtanapolls today to authorize the sale or tne road to the Ch cago, Indianap olis & Louisville road. St. . Raphael's cathedral, Dubuque, la., is to be the scene of a wedding of wide Interest in Catholic circles today, when Miss Mae Qeraldine MpCurthv. daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Michael H. McCarthy or Dubuque, will become the bride of Dr. Thomas Qulnn Bees ley of the faculty of the Catholic ITnl. versity of America. Archbishop John J. Keane. first rector of the university, will offk-lato at the ceremony. Conventions and Conferences Open ing louay: Cincinnati Amerlrnnl Institute nt Banking. Davton. Ci. Xnttnmil Tnv. t Postmasters. Macnn. da. -.Oenrol.a PhamK,. A Commerce. Galveston, Tex. Union Baptist as sociation of Texas. Cleveland Ohi- 'Mono n.nior-' sociatlon. liVanklfn. Tntt 1 n ., ,n,un,n.. Episcopal conference. Zanesvllle, ' o. Ohio Methodist Episcopal conference. Kirksvllle, Mo. Missouri confer ence Methodist Episcopal church. roorriBiown, ienn. Bast Tennessee Methodist Episcopal conference. Peoria Vntrsl llllnnlc Episcopal conference. Rochester, Minn. Minnesota Methodist Episcopal conference. Grand' Rapids Michigan ' Methodist EpiscopaJ conference. Waterloo. IlL. l!ln.(- l.tura Vf A,R dist Episcopal conference. ; Clarloni Pa. Erie Methodist Knia. copal conference. EDITORIAL SIFTINGS. Waahtnaton Poat: It mar be all rifht to begin tbo morning with a amilo, but keep ing it up all day leada to hilarioua remit!. Boaton Tranaerlpt: Mr. Wilaon mar nave blued a crooked trail where no path waa, but the American people are hitting it up on the main highway behind that atraiarht-awar pedeetrian, Charlea E. Hughea. Chicago Herald: The four policewomen who were cent out to arreat maahere, but didn't Snd a tingle one during a whole day, hould not feel bad about it. Such thinsa occaeionally will happen even to the hand aomoat policewomen. Baltimore American: Some fine day the publle will take matters tn Ita own handa and do aome vigoroua striking ou Ita own part And it will not aubmit the ftiattera at iaaue to arbitration, eithor, but lay down the law to both capital and labor with unmiatak-able- emphaaia. In other worda, the worm will turn. SprlnsSeld Republican: More thaa 100,000 Hexicana entered the United States in the year ended June 1, and alnce then they have been coming at a rate more than twice aa great. Thoee who go back after etable gov ernment la aaaured ought meanwhile to have learned aomething helpful for the mainte nance of atability. Travelera have obaerved that diatrlcts of eaatern Europe have been greatly helped by the American experiencea of returned immigrants. Wall Street Journal : In purehaalng power a dividend of 6 per cent la worth leaa than a 4 per cent dividend waa before the war be gan. The higher coat of living haa been at leaat made good to labor moat peraona would aay more than made good. Yet cur rent regular dividenda to railroad atockhold era bulk leaa than they did two yeara ago. Net operating income of the railroada of the United Statea for the year ended June 80 laat exceeded thoae of the eorreaponding 1914 period by S8S0,00S,000. The employee have already arranged to taka unto themaelvea fully a third of that aum. la there to bo no proAt-aharing for the atoekholdera t ay aomething pleaaant to Elala'a mother Juit before leaving. Marjory Oh, yea, I old, mamma. I mlled and aald: "I enjoyed myself very much, Mro. Applegate. t had lota mora to eat than I 'apecteo." Boaton Transcript. "Tou admit you overheard the quarrel be tween the defendant and hie wilt." "Via, aor. 1 do," stoutly maintained the wttneaa. . A . h pn.irt. If von can. what ho aeemed to be doing." "He aeemeu to do uuin- mo Argonaut. tUMR.KA8ltU:. WW 16 "fOUR IDEA or AM Wre THPEE 8EWS Ki A SHOW - Or FOR rBSBF, Top. Hff AW THE OTHER R ' HER west She My huaband, unfortunately, la alwayi mlhunderatood. The Senator Unfortunately T Why, mad am, It will be the making of him If he coea to congreaa. Judge. SUNNY GEMS. 'l hear Colonel Wombat haa atarted a dairy." "That'a rifht." "Quit racing, hi he?" "Cold. Hla favorite plug lost eight straight races, bo he rrold his hot-Ben and bought cowa." Louisville Courier-Journal. Visitor I observe you have ten daughters. President of Concern How do you know? Visitor From the mental caliber of the heads of your ten departments. Puck. "I knew a girl who was told at the time of her engagement that the man she was to marry was a brute who would llltreat her and break hr heart." "And I suppose she atill persisted." ''Of course, she did. It was. a good moving-picture engagement." Boston Trans cript. Mother I'm glad you had a nice time at the party, dear. I hope you remembered to "A man ahould never talk about what ha does not understand." "Well," replied Senator Sorghum, "some times he can get away with It, if he la aura his audience doesn't understand It either. Washington Btar. THE OLD HEN NEVER CACKLES. Kansas City Journal. The braggart 1 a dapper dunce, A "sho.ty" aa to brains; The plumbing of his mortal houstj Is broken In the mains; The gas escapes, and gos to waste. Before his Are; Is made The old hen never cackles, sir, ( Until the egg la laid. The boaster la a atlty chap, in plainer words, a fool, Who telle of wonders he can do. Before he whets his ' too) l He talks of coming revenue. Before he learns his trade The old hen never calcklea, sir, Until the egg la laid. The braggadocio's a fowl A foolish fowl at beat If she expects to hatch a brood, While wandering from her nest, Tou cannot evolute a goose That thus will masquerade The old hen never cackles, air, Until the egg; la laid. The self -eiplot ting egotist, Who blows his big tin horn, Before hla schemes materialise, Before his deeds are born. Is like the coward uniformed, August on dresti parade The old hen never cackles, air, Until the egg la laid. 1513-1515 HOWARD ST Will Savo You Money -TWeS A Reason Our Every-Day Low Prices Will Save You 4loney Get Tkem Before You Buy. Buffets -and- Sideboards A large car of new and de niable patterns now crowds this section of our store.- $19.75 Every buffet priced below is constructed of genu ine quarter-Kawed oak. They are of best and newest lesign. .They run in sizes from 45-inch length to 60 inch. rThey all have long linen drawer, double cup board and lined compartment silverware drawer. Golden Oaks, $15.75, $1 7.85, $19.75 $22.50, $24.75 In. collection of golden oak pieces is a large, heavily constructed buffet, 56 inches in d OQ ye '.ongth... Fumed Oak Buffet, Our prices: $15.75, $19.75, $24.75, $29.75 Among the styles in this finish is a buffet 60 inches in length, 23i inches in depth, three short top drawers. This is a veiy fine example in a "Crafts" design. The mirror is 10x50 inches in this piece. I,QQ 7K The price is.: POUliI Pale, Sallow Cheeks how that the blood Is impoverished and that the stomach Is not prop. rly assimilating its food. In fact a woman's physical condition always tbowiin her face. 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