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Washington Ml Fonrteenth atreet. W- W. CORRESPONDENCE. Addraaa aommnnleaHona relatln. to new. and editorial matter to Omaha Bee. Editorial Department. AUGUST CIRCULATION 55,755 Drily Sunday 51,048 Dwieht Willlame. circulation manager of The Baa Poollrlilnf eomo-.ny. being- doly a worn, aaya that tn averare circulation for the month of Au.net. l.is. waa 6.7S dally, r.nd t 1. 04 Sunday. , PWIOHT WILLIAMS. Clreulatlon Manafar. ' gnbecnbed In my presence and aworn to before ma 1 this td day of September. 1010. ... a ow ""robeot HUNTER. Notary FnhlU. Subaeribart Uaylng tha elty Umpor.rily should hm Tha Be matlad to tham. Ad dress trill bo chanfod u oflM M roqulrad. The chief duty of recent Greek premiers li to iie tip the job nd back twsy. The outcome of the Maine election etrilcei ' a democratic officeholder about ai happily ai the 5 per cent touch. ivA medical protestor down east aiierta that the, ensation of ' kissing a girl can be gotten by itrok. i trig a eat't back. Wonder what girlie maihed 1 that medic with s mitten? i ( ); With bed and board assured for an indefinite ' time, Scranton's collection of industrial knockers lend fitting significance to the order's Initials, I. 0 W. W. "I Won't Worry." No brand of preparedness sanctioned by con gress safeguards the country from hot sir raids. During the coming eight weeks attacks may be looked for from every quarter. The spectacle of Wall street accusing La ' Salle street of rolling loaded dice throws a rift of gayety Into the speculative world and backs the pot and the kettle off the scenery. i Betting odds on the presidential race range . from 10 to 6. on Hughes in New York to even !" money st Seattle, with no Wilson money In sight " The snorting; vote zauffes the solitical drift with (hf unfailing accuracy, , A Philadelphia man walked all the way to Y New York City In twenty-four hours "for the 'y purpose of regaining his mental poise." If Fhlla- delnhia will not supply the right brand it stands ov to lose the home trade. - Be- !.; i t tt Tha CVrman nun at JCaval throws a flash 5t .f novelty and humor on the side lines of ilaugh- baf r Cooping up an Inoffensive Greek army, of i, 5,000 men beyond the reach of home impresses p11 the allies ss some coup, i : r hrs - i Master bakers insist that bread consumers of fjvould save $23,000,000 s year If they would pass no dtp 5-cent loaves and invest In tenners. But con- KlV.umra are aueh unaasertive arnata thev harrllv lane know now t0 Uke disinterested advice. 'bag An average of 10,000 persons s year have been '.illed while trespassing on railroad righta-of-I V ivay in this country in the last ten years. This rni nethod of driving: home the safety lesson while Tavely impressive, lacks the lingering efficiency if s stout club. & him What Would You Have Done? Pnllaaelakla Lear cry, "What would you have The warning honks of financial papers fait ;al to halt the headlong rush tb Wall street, such is 'j the fascination of the game. "On every cheek," says the Financial World, "that can be counted him as speculative profits should be written: 'Dan- i Ta gerl The shoals lie just ahead' I" IS 1.1 . i ne oarrot t" i mi . i : .l- . . i . L.ei uoncr mnu to oe tne onir answer ine nemo rilR : f .L. 111-.! . I LI 1 Uf orrwiKiiuiciit vi 1110 vevwiauuna euu uiuiiuvra I if the federal administration. To refuse to meet .he criticisms of the republican candidates, to re .sti train from any defense of the policies and meas rcn urea that are under attack, ana to attempt to re jKn verse the positions of assailants and defenders in .it the battle that is now in progress, Is too much like a plea of confession and avoidance to pass a.' 1 - It is Quite enouch for Mr. Huthes to make Iniss! P,lin wn,t I would not have' done with re Hcrj pect to matrers he has criticised, and thia he Hid, t.oomg wren cmpnasis ana torce. ne is aeaimg 'mi -wuiHviuuiB wiiuiici lias lliauc 11 plain I o the country that be would not have intervened m the internal affairs of Mexico even to the point ru of invasion st Vera Crui and then pretended that ,on he had "oreaerved the peace" he would not have Pten put weapons and ammunition in the hands of r-Y.t notorious enemies of law and order such as g villa; he would not have been content with the f lame and futile results of the government's effort end- to hold to "strict aeeountabilitv" thnae onilt. nf "'(the murder of helpless American citizens women 'J and children on the high seas, and he certainly t nid would not have been party to the humiliating 1 ( surrender of congress and the executive to the raMiarrannt demand nf th railwav kmlti-rnmul. '.-?: letting a precedent that is likely to be far more costiy to tne nation tnan anything the brother ' hoods could have done bad they fulfilled their Ut 1 threata. And finollv Mr H,,wh. -m..M ..I k.... 'edJ sacrificed one of the fundemental principles of repuoucan government merely as a bid tor votes! 0 n r When Mr. Hughes assumes the resoonsibili- ''gr ties of administration and leadership it will be 't time for him to decide upon the details of action. UP Hta areneral nnlirw haa keen inrh k k' wiw fr.bv.BWM . .1 W mjvilU W llliaill, roue an( above all hia known character for resolute '"J r.i straighttorward adherence to high pnnci ecl", pies of political action and his brilliant record - ,1 . hU,VWU.V.. .U VWVS O.IQ BU111- jn2 cient guarantee to the American people that he 1er will brine abilitv. conscience and canariiv tn the jyr discharge of whatever responsibilities may be laid p-5 upon nun. jlatei President Wilson's policies and measures are on trial before, the nation, and the voters of the United States will not be diverted from the main issues by any hypothetical catechisms that mav be deviied by the democrats in lieu of direct answera to the indictments brought against tha present aemocratic adminutratiot , . , ., Twixt Devil and Deep Sea. Our democratic friends, who are twixt the devil and the deep sea in their efforts to corral "wet" votes for their governorship candidate in Nebraska and at the same time to appeal to the "moral issue" for "dry" votes for their candidate in Iowa, are really entitled to sympathy. Know ing that on national issues they are lost in both these states, like drowning men grasping at straws, they are stirring up purely local ques tions that leave them between two fires in these directly adjacent states. The democratic candidate for governor in Ne braska was nominated as a "wet" and the demo cratic candidate for governor in Iowa was nomi nated as a "dry." It may be said that the reverse is likewise true of the competing republican candi dates, but the difference is that the republicans are waging their campaign on general issues, while the democrats, in these two states, are de pendent on breaking into the opposition on the "wet" and "dry" question. If our democratic friends have s "moral issue" in Iowa, what have they In Nebraska? ' Sororities snd Scholastic Standing. A report from Dean Engberg of the Univer sity of Nebraska, published during the last week, affords some interesting facts as to the scholas tic standing of the several societies, secret and non-secret, existing among the students at Ne braska. No opportunity for general comparison exists, for the reason that information as to the non-society students is not given. However, the compilation by the dean shows that the girls are far ahead of the boys in the point of excellence as determined by the individual grades of the members. The conclusion must be that the girls are the more industrious and studious, and that they apply themselves more understandingly to the work in hand. , This conclusion is not altogether warranted, though, if the investigation ia pursued a little fur ther. More boys than girls are found in the college devoted to the teaching of the higher and more technical subjects, in which generally high markings are seldom attained, no matter how energetically the student may apply himself. An other fact that must be given Its full weight Is that the girl has more completely "found her self" at the college age than has her brother. She is then more capable of assimilating the knowl edge on which scholarship is to be tested. This point is well understood by educators, snd ex plains why in after life the mate usually outstrips the female In research and the acquisition of deeper and broader learning. It is creditable to the sorority girls st our great, state school that they have kept their grades so uniformly high. In this they will dis arm much of the criticism launched against them, and which generally rests on the proposition that life in the aorority house is inimical to habits of study. The fact that the second semester of the years under consideration showed an advance suggests that boys snd girls felt encouraged to do better work. : Consolation on s Sliding Scale. Chairman McCormick snd his assistant, Sen ator Walsh, in charge of democratic headquar ters, are making high marks for themselves ss long-distance optimiats. Just now they pretend to find much consolation In the overwhelming defeat encountered in Maine, where the democrats have been routed entirely. They figure thst be cause the republican majority waa not bigger the democrats are going to win. (Thls consolation would have been theirs, no matter what the re publican lead might have been. It ia not difficult to fix s sliding scale for consolation, for the stsndsrd can be set st sny point The democrsts In Mslne lost two United States senstors, the governor, four congressmen snd control of the state legislature, originally gained by them by the very condition that made Wilson president. This condition no longer exists, in Maine nor In the country, the first snd best proof of the com plete reunion of republicans being found in the upset of democratic predictions by the voters. Plan of a Wise Judge. The judge of s police court in Los Angeles has directed tMt certain Juvenile offenders commit to memory the traffic laws of the community as a penalty for Infraction. This Ides might be adopted and extended in Omaha. If some of the careless users of the public thoroughfares were made more familiar with the laws, It is quite pos sible they would be mors circumspect In going sbout. Street traffic is continually Increasing in the city, and the downtown thoroughfares sre slresdy presenting serious problems. Much as sistance can be given in the adjustment of the difficulty now experienced if all who nse the streets will accuatom themselves to careful ob servance of traffic rules. The practice would avert many accidents, do sway with jams to s targe extent, and generally facilitate movement along the crowded streets. The regulations for traffic In Omaha are simple, are not unreasonable, and ought to be much better observed. , Concrete Boat Building. When the apostle caused the axe head to float, after It had fallen into deep water, he per formed s mirscie, but the man. who built the first Iron ship was only pioneering the way for the steel monsters that now race up and down across the waters. Now Man's need has reached s point where some material of lesser cost must be sub stituted for the expensive steel and even more ex pensive wood, and he has turned to stone. Nor way announces the successful launching of a Tea sel built of concrete, claiming the distinction of having produced the first of stone boats. This sssertion is promptly challenged on behalf Amer ica, the bureau of navigation coming forward with the Information that four years ago Baltimore concern launched two concrete barges, one of which ia still employed in its original service. This point will be determined later; for the pres ent the interest is in the "poured" ship and lta possibilities. , ' A skyscraper owner advised his associates st the recent national convention that the serial tramway is a coming nweesity of high office life. This prophet . of the high spots foraees aerial limousines transferring tenants from tall towers to tall towers, relieving them of the risks of sur face navigation on crowded streets. Then will arrive the real joyride unmarred by the signal arms of the traffic cop. Hata off to the "human putmotor" of Oregon, The act lacked the dash usually associated with heroic deeds, but the risk was present and the courage to take it A life saved constitutes happy reward, v , , . Nebraska Historical Parade i John Lee Wehetai 1 n,.lnufl General Celebration Committee. TL. Li...:! Am ;M fimgha Thtirsdav x ne iiisiuiive, iit. m - v afternoon, October S, as a part of Nebraska s Semi-Centennial celebration, will be a wonderful street pageant, the like of which never has been I ......... ahIm k .n kw the neonle seen im niejf iicviii " r , of Nebraska. The Knights of Ak-Sar-Ben have utilized Uus Kenze, wno is a genius, to worn yui the details of a most extraordinary production. n.:- A ...Ml anraen, the hiiinrV OI 11110 gleiiu yaBbui. w. .p.w.v... ..... ...... this country from the geological period, and the i . . .1 r . t. . An4 from tropical age to tnc age ui iuc hcucjkq, thence to the American desert, and from that to the beautiful state of Nebraska. Tt will renreeent this country from the days of the primitive Indian and the millions of roam ing buffalo to Coronado s discovery nearly a cen tury before the Pilgrims' landed on the coast of New England down to the daya of . the Louisiana purchase, thence to the daya of the pioneers, and thence down to the neriod of prosperity and ac cumulated wealth of the twentieth century. That early geological period will be represent ed by a float exhibiting fleeing wolves and a vast mastadon endeavoring to escape from a moun tain of ice. If anyone shall ask why we go back to that early period, or why we are in tereeted in that earlv oeriod. we could well an swer that the transformation from the tropical age and the ice age to the American desert is less remarkable in fact than the transformation which took place upon the American desert within a century to the marvelous state of Nebraska as we see it today with all its splendor and wealth and prosperity. The primitive inhabitants win oe repreaenicu by a marching group of Mandan Indians dressed in eemi-aztec garb to represent as far as it can be ascertained these primitive inhabitants, some of whose remains have been found among the hills and cliffs of eastern Nebraska. The first white man's visitation will be rep resented by a marching group with the intrepid Coronado at the head, followed by his thirty Spanish cavaliers, dressed in the colors and garbs of the Spanish nobility of the sixteenth century. The history of the United States without the Louisiana purchase and the exploring expedition of discovery by Lewis and Clark would be but half written. One of the most interesting floats will represent the treaty which was signed in Paris in 1803. On that float will appear Napoleon, Talleyrand and Marbois, and the American com missioners, Livingston and Monroe, made picturesque and beautiful by the golden crown and lilies of France. There will follow a picturesque representation of Lewis and Clark, under the commission of Thomas Jefferson, ascending the Missouri river, their council at Calhoun, and thence pursuing their inurnev alonir the rivers, through the valleys and across the mountains, until they planted the American flag on the northwest racinc coast. That picturesque bit of history was more mo mentous in its conception, far-reaching in its grasp, and produced greater results than most of us conceive. Who can say if that expedition had failed that the area of the Louisiana purchase would ever have gone beyond the crest of the Rocky mountains, or that Great Britain would not have acquired all the northwest territory, in cluding the states (of Washington and Oregon, or that the Spaniards might not have had control of California and New Mexico, Idaho and Ari sona, or that the Burr conspiracy might not have actually ripened into a new southwestern re public. The street oaseant will also contain a march ing group, representing the Mallet brothers, with their cavalcade ot men ana mercnanaise on pacic mules, crossing the state on their way to the Spanish settlements in Mexico, who christened the Platte river and were the advance couriers of the spirit of future commerce. Another group will represent Lieutenant rike ana nis ooay ot discoverers who planted the flag on the crests of the Rocky mountains in Colorado. John.C Fremont and his military escort will be pre sented in another orouo. Then will come, in marching order,' General Atkinson with his cavalrymen and infantrymen on their way to es tablish the military post at Calhoun, dressed in the highly colored military uniforms of that day. These will be followed by representations of the pioneers; s picturesque presentation of the drouth period, and of the grasshopper scourge to the beautiful transformation, which converted a tree less prairie waste into a land of beautiful for estsArbor day to the credit of J. Sterling Morton. There will be General John M. Thayer with the First Nebraska regiment, representing the Sons of Nebraska, who were willing to shed their blood in battle for the preservation of the union Into which the territory was soon to spring into statehood, and General Thayer should become its first United States senator. And so on the his toric story will proceed, representing agricul ture, horticulture and animal industries, until we reach the present period of unlimited prosperity uniting the history of the stste with the history of the nation as one and inseperable," The Importance of these glowing, picturesque presentations in pageantry of the hitsory of the past up to the present grandeur of this state cannot be overstated. In our opinion they will make a stronger impression on the minds of all who witness them than the reading of books, and will create a new and enthusiastic interest in the study of our history and revive a new spirit of stats pride, of loyalty to our institutions snd re new a spirit of genuine confidence and hope in our future. People and Events Did you tver hear a grievance like this? A California man divorced his wife because she pre ferred working for wagea rather than manage his home and help spend his salary of $250 per month. The Helenhouses of Chicago, Pete and Lib, carried their troubles to court and told the judge aenaration was the route to peace. The judge. having heard the tale, decided their home sur passed the name and signed the decree ot sepa ration. A St. Louis youth of 17, caught with a "bor rowed limousine." owned up to having stolen twenty automobiles in a month. Although a no"ice in the business, he regards the automo bile "the easiest and most profitable swipe on the road." The minimum wage for women workers in Ksnsas is $6 a week, except for novices snd be sinnersi who set as much as $3 a week. Accord ing to the State Welfare commission there is little opposition to minimum wage rules and nine-hour day tor women. ' A bouncefl hat boy In a New York lobster palace is fighting in the courts for the job. The . i . i -. l : j : . l . enterprising youngster picaua mat niaing mc hats to swell the tips is a legitimate part of the holduo business practiced st the tables, and that the boss cannot come into court with clean hands. The boss will have his say later. John H. Tyson of Riverside, Conn., is a speed champion in more ways than one. He has figured in automobile mix-ups too numerous for indexing, and shows equal speed as a matri monial sprinter. Though only 25 years old, he has two divorced wives to his credit and re cently annexed the third wife with a midnight ceremony. The old Adam (Trios the name of Tohn A. Kuzywaasewski of Chicago. In happier days John operated a private bank and employed s charming cashier to handle the money. Mrs. John kicked on the arrangements, caused the cashier's bounce and business dropped like s sinker in the lake. "My wife is to blame for everything," the banker explained when caught with the remnant of the bank's cash far from Thought Nugget for the Day. Not heaven Itself upon the pan haa power; But what has been, haa been, and 1 have had my hour. i John Dryden. One Year Ago Today In the War. Vllna waa evacuated by the Rus sians and occupied the following day by the Germans. Russian" repelled on atrypa river In Gallcla and fell back to the Bereth. Austrians defeated and in retreat from Volhynlan triangle of fortresses. Entente allies presented Joint note to Bulgaria, asking her to take a def inite stand. In Omaha Thirty Years Ago. The next issue of the American Wheelman will contain a sketch of Omaha bicyclers, description of the streets and thoroughfares of Omaha that are so much appreciated by the wheelmen. The article la from the pen of Luclen Stephens. The Bohemian Catholics have aban doned their frame structure on South Thirteenth and are erecting a new church to cost about 18,000 at Four teenth and Lane. C. T. Bouffler, M. Bachs and A. Heller of Adler & Heller of this city, all liquor men, have gone on a grand hunt, to continue about a week. Edward E. Powers of Boston, Mass., Is In the city and has made the .n( the tall Kmeltinar works chimney, climbing clear to the top and percning on tne aiaeo ui mo aperture. At Maaam oieon a o"J"iw" mind reading at the exyosltlon bulld- i tha fnllnorinff wpntlAmen were chosen from the audience to see that no deception was practiced: F. W. si.... 'pk w,o . swaKa. ft W. Ambrose. J. J.'jewett, William Coburn and J. K. Boyd. . Th. ... a fllfre Mara nirknver were forwarded to Indianapolis for Interment - They were accompanied to the depot by the following pall bearers: 8. S. Burchfleld, J. B. Cox, Samuel Emerson, Thomas Burns and Bird Schotte. Tuii.a n.l. hae left tn n.rtenn the conclave of the Knights Templar at t. Louis, ana oecause ot ma auacni;a there was nothing or a legal nature transacted In his court This day In History. 1709-r-Samuel Johnson, one of Eng land's greatest men of letters, born at Litchfield, England. Died In Lon don. December 13, 1784. 1779 Judge Joseph Story, one of the first Americans to attain Interna tional distinction as an authority on law, born at Marblehead, Mass. Died at Cambridge, Mass., September 10, 1845. M 1810 Chile declared Its independ ence of Spain. 184 An American army of 8,000 men advanced upon Monterey. 1849 Rupture of diplomatic rela tions between Turkey and Russia and Austria. 1897 The war between Turkey and Greece was ended with the signing of a peace treaty at Constantinople. 1898Varlna Davis, daughter of Jefferson Davis, died at Narragan sett Pier, R. 1. Born in the executive mansion of the southern confederacy at Richmond, June 27, 1864. The Day We Celebrate. Joseph Oberfelder, lawyer, mer chant and United States commlsston- lA.(n .ItlvAn r.t rhvnn, r.nnntv. admits he Is (8 today. He was born In New York, but haa lived In Sidney for nearly forty years, going there wnen it was me nuui.ii ru v m. famous Sidney-Deadwood trail. T .ni a Unit, 1rlr In thn Omaha postofflce. Is just (8 years of age. He was corn in rioaeivuie, . i., u has been in the postal service since 1888. ii.ih.., f THAh.wtr. TTnlleri HtAtftS senator from Nebraska, Is 67 today, having oeen oorn nere in umana, September 18, 1859. His father waa United Btatea senator before him, elected, however, as a republican, the present senator having become a democrat He graduated in law from the University of Michigan, but gave up the practice to go into the news paper business. John H. Clarke, the new associate Justice of the supreme court of the United States, burn at Lisbon, O., fifty-nine years ago today. Marquis ot Blandford, eldest son of the Duchess of Marlborough (Miss Consuelo Vanderbllt), now fighting at the front, born In London, nineteen years ago today. Henry Stotkbrldge, Judge of the Maryland court of appeaia and chair man of the legal education section of the Amrican Bar association, born at Baltimore, sixty years ago today. Peter G. Gerry, choice of the Rhode Island democrats for United States senator, born in New York City, thirty-seven years ago today. Right Rev. Paul P. Rhodle, Cath olic bishop ot Green Bay, Wis., burn in Prussian Poland, forty-five years ago today. Henry Churchill King, president of Oberlm college, burn at Hillsdale, Mich, fifty-eight yeara ago today. Timely Jottings and Reminders. The eighteenth annual convention of the National Association of Keia.l Druggists will begin Its sessions today at Indianapolis. What is expected to be the largest dairy show of the year will be opened at Kansas City today under the aus pices of the Southwestern Dairy as sociation. The National Association of Secre taries of State, organised last year at Cincinnati, will meet at Topeka today for Its first annual convention. Masons of highest degree from all the northern states will assemble at Pittsburgh today for the annual su preme council meeting of the Scot tish Rite. The annual session of the sovereign grand lodge of the Independent Order of Odd Fellows, one of the largest conventions of the year, will open to day at Chattanooga. At the annual convention of the National Association of Certified Pub lie Accountants' 'meeting today in New York City, reports will be pre sented showing a growth of Interest in the profession and an establish ment of several new laws govern.ng the public accounting field. San Francisco today begins a home coming week celebration that will Include among Its features an elab orate electrical pageant entitled "The Path of Gold." Grand Forks, N. D., Is to entertain the annual meeting of the Norwegian Danish PressNassoclatlon of America during the two nays beginning today. Leading metal-producing concerns In all parts of the country are to be represented at the forty-fifth annual meeting of the American Institute of Mining Engineers, to be held this week In Arizona, with sessions di vided among tha principal mining . centers. Adanuon BUI Knocks Two-Cent Fare. Omaha, SepL 14. To the Editor of The Bee: One would suppose that after the recent shameless surrender at Washington the democrats would be afraid to bring up the question of federal railroad control again during this campaign; but here Is the World Herald shouting that the republicans mean to maltreat the State Railroad commission. And only two weeks ago the democrats drove the Adamson bill through congress and gave the state commission what may well prove to be its death blow! And Senator Hitch cock was there and helped do It The World-Herald accuses Mr. Hughes of throwing the New York J cent law Into his waste basket It does not mention that when Mr. Wil son signed the Adamson bill he threw every 2-cent law ever passed in any state In the union Into the waste basket Governor Hughes vetoed the 2-cent law because he honestly be lieved In Investigation before legisla tion, and he did it In the teeth of powerful opposition. President Wil son signed the Adamsun bill to avoid standing up and fighting for what he had openly declared to be the only fair solution of the problem arbitration of the whole question. His only ex cuse for surrendering the principle of arbitration ' was that the railroad brotherhoods had forced him Into a position in which he had absolutely no alternative. I do not think that Americans like to hear that a small group of men (one-half of one per cent of the citizens) Ijave the power to put the president of the United States In a position in which he has "absolutely no alternative." I do not believe Mr. Wilson was In any such po sition, but he surrendered Just the same, and expressed his regret that congress had not gone a step further and put Into the bill a clause empow ering the Federal Railroad commis sion to grant higher rates and there by abolish all the state 2-cent rates. What does It matter anyhow? Every one knows that If the Adamson law stands It means one of two things: 1. The end of all 2-cent rates and the granting of higher rates by the Federal commission, or 2. The fore ins of all the railroads of the country 'Into bankruptcy. res, Mr. Hugnes nas tnrowo tne Adamson eight-hour law Into the waste basket. Because he believes congress acted under duress and with eyes blindfolded. Because he does not approve of making a political foot ball of a problem that vitally affects every man, woman and child in the coun try. GEORGE E. HYDE. EDITORIAL SIFTINGS. Waahinston Poitt After all Is said and dona, tha beat war to Snd hidden treaiure In tha ground la with a pair of mules and a plow. St Louis Bapufello: Prosperity haa reached such a point in New York Citj that wealthy chauffeurs proudly refuse to elope with their employe' daughters any longer. Philadelphia Ladgert The wholesatere Mama tha farmer (or tha high price of food and tha farmer blemee tha weather. In thia ease tha ultimata criminal la be yond the ranch of tha consumers' wrath. 8t Louis Globe-Democrat It .Is not an etght-hour law. It doe, not limit hours of labor at alt It merely makea an auto matic 25 par cant Increase of the wages of trainman, by set of congress, without any Investigation. Chicago Herald: The acceptance of the Lincoln homestead by tha government is only another Illustration of tha familiar fact that If aomobody will get out and do what tha government Itself ought to have dona, tha government la generally graciously will ing to stand for it Baltimore American: In looking around for uplift comparisona no Democratic epell binder has had the nerve to compare Wood row Wilson with drover Cleveland. Cleve land kept ua out of war all right, but not by rushing armies to back up tneaningleae bluffs. And Cleveland did not believe tha government, of which ha waa executive, waa ao weak that It oould only handle a strike threat by yielding to it Brooklyn Eaglet Arrived in Bsrrlsburg from the country In answer to tha Aret call for troopa In the civil war. without money, and finding no preparation made for volunteers, one patriotic youngster curled up in hie blanket snd alapt on the atone steps of tha state house. A little more than forty years afterward, still a patriot, but a youngster no mora, Samuel W. Pen. nypaokor entered the same building to be inaugurated governor of the second state in the union. Former Governor Pennypark ar's death closes a career distinctly drs matla and distinctly American. SUNNY GEMS. "Say. oongreoa hu made an eight-bow day out of the twenty-tour hours, baan't Ut" Tee." "dee. boys, what a chance to make a night out of the rest of 'em." Baltimore American. Dorothy, 4 yeara old, had never seen a rainbow and her Oral one waa of anueuel brilliance and beauty. She gased at II en tranced for a moment than turning to her mother, aha aald: "Oh. mamma. It's Ood'a aaah." Boston Tranacrlpt 'There's one thing I will aay for that fel low whoee mlatakea causa ao mucb trouble." "What Is Itt" "He doesn't claim that hie intentions ware good, anyhow." Detroit free Praaa. Percy Somatlmea I think that If I aaouid die no one would miss met Ethel Pa mlsht! Tou'ra all tha exerdae he gets but golf. Uouaton Chronlola. "I'd like to show this patent cleaner to your wife." "My wife la out "I'll leave It on approved." "Tou'ra taking a long chance, old man. My wife never quite approves anything." Loulavllle Courler-Journat Patience I hear Will has bean hurt again tn hia car? . Patrice Tea, ha haa. "That's about hut sixth aeeldent Isn't Itt" "Tea." "The Ideal Where did ha get that chant-feu- of hie?" "His doctor recommended him." Ton kera Stateeman. bEMR.KAeiBBl, WW MUCH OF M MONEV SHOIUp 1 jWl THE VMIFB WHEPE WVOU SET Footpad Hand over your money. Victim Sorry, my friend, but I'm Just back from my vacation and Footpad Shako, old man) So'm I, or I wouldn't be doing this Boston Tranacrlpt. "The movlea certainly give you the worth of your money." "How now?" f'Saw a million-dollar film advertleed tha other day. admlaeion S oenta. Can you boat that?" Kanaaa City Journal. "Why did you break tha engagement T" "Well, my fiancee gat to Imitating one of these movie queena. She thought It was cute to shoot me a awlft ktea under the ear." Baltimore American. "Can you direct me to whore Til find a good plumber one who never leaves hia toole behind, dope an hour'a work in exactly sixty minutes, and never leaves a leak after him?" "Oh, yea, sir, I can tell where you'll find one." "Where la hef "In our local cemetery." Baltimore American. "I auppoae you have to go to a great deal of expenae to get thrlllaT" "Not always," aald tha movie produosr. "Not If you study your audlenoes." "For Instance?" "Well, If the heroine gets greaae en a pair of white glovea the women epeetatore will become Juat aa excited aa they would over the blowing up of bridge." Loulavllle Courier-Journal. THE HIGHER PLAN. Tha stormy tratflvmi of iut, Ths contfuta mm to who aro mat. The moves of Avnrle and Hat, Are only whirlwinds tn th skies Which over wrong ootid! Mom rlit, Whtrs self destroying llghtnlnf file. The heavens Itfflnlts roveal The ftoelology lda! As well as practically rali The spheres sre rolled dtuntally, Tear In, year out, eternally, In unity, supsrnally.. The forces twocentripetal; It's opposite, centrifugal Are ever equilibria). One of these powers, our neighbor's light, Holds ours In place, and checks tha plight Of mad ambition's tangent (light. . The many globes do not agree Tn slie or eneed or brilliancy, But all sre from oppression free. Each has an orbit of Its own, Treipaaaing on the path of none, While all oolleeUvely are one. On this foundation, science" wrought, Rests oach Impartial "Thou Shalt Not," And ev'ry statesman's highest thought The Record from Sinai's hill Discloses, In this principle, The tablets of the Higher Will. You longing people, noar and far. Behold Uie Truth in ev'ry star; Let btae not your reason mar. You all are seers, for 'That Is true Which gave a mind to eaoh of you Without regard to teg or hue. Look op beyond the thund'rlng awe) And see the promise Moses saw- The equlpoUe of social law. Tou may foreboding olouds disperse. And read In lines and Incurve Mrs The statutt'Of ths universe. Omaha. WILLU HUDSPETH. j5iTTTietal Sftttnilliiiimutv41wwM'wmri.ii.,MHH,i.ii.i.Hm.w.iiM.9 Mr. Merchant, attractive show windows reach more people and sell more merchan dise each day tnan any of your salesmen. Properly lighted windows are an invita tion to every passerby to stop, look and pur chase. Make Your Windows Sell Your Merchandise See that they are brilliantly illuminated by means of Electric Light-4he only satis factory show window illurainant. Safe, clean, reliable and cheerful. Shows colors in their true relation values. Our contract department will gladly send a man to talk over with you your window lighting problem. Omaha Electric Light & Power Co. GEO. H. HARRIES, Pres. horns. - I , 1