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THE 'BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, 1916.
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JULY CIRCULATION
57,569 Daily Sunday 52,382
Dwioht Williams,' eirenUtion naneser of The Boo
Pnhllihhtf Compear, hem dolr sworn, that th.
averase circulation for the month of July. Jilt. aa
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DWIQHT WILLIAMS, ClKelatlon Manager.
Snhaerihod 111 mr prafonae and awora to before me
... d dar - -"-V'r't'hUNTER. Voter, NHta.
Subscribm lawmg Ik itr temporarily
heuM h The Bm maileel to them. Ad
dree will b ehaageel u ofum M required. :
' Every school day U Isbor day "for Johnny ,
:' r aaaa a a aawaa.
Love laughs at lawsuit ai well as at "lock
smiths. Liudinf the democratic party as s protrusive
party goes to prove that Wilton's vein of humort
it not limited to limericks.
Rejoice and be glad. "Help Wanted" signs
will not mar the view from car window along
our celebrated scenic routes.
-' Political scene shifters at Shadow Lawn rung
the changes in all the decorative colors but the
one eompicuous party emblem. The white
feather was omitted.
.' Now, suppoit sit railroad workers excluded
from the eight-hour day privilege should get to
gether snd tell congressmen where they get off?
Then surely s flock of political lame ducks would
clutter the scenery.
' The motorist who runs amuck amongst ve
hicles snd pedestrians and dashes away, carries
the rudiments of a ruffian in his system. He
may escape the law, si ruffians usually do, but
he remains self-tsgged as a coward.
' Owing to the rules forbidding combustibles
among tiie exhibits of the state fair, sample of
democratic harmony must be excluded from the
grounds. Visitors, however, may regal them
selves with specimens at the city hall or the state
house. '
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On the score of smoothness and celerity of
movement the anthracite coal barons hold the
record for slipping a wage increase over to the
consumer. It remains to be seen whether rail
road managers possess the skill to overtop the
baronial score ; ..
One of : the United States senators from
Maine is charged with the crime of voting for
free trad in cigars from the Philippines. Now
let the accuser fix a penalty to fit the crime and
the country will joyfully admit that justice has
some bark on. - - '
President Wilson's acceptance speech estab
lishes beyond doubt the identity of democracy's
master wielder of the whitewash brush. Champ
Clark, Gumshoe Bill Stone, W. J. Bryan and J,
Ham Lewis line up as mere freshmen in the
schoolmaster's class.
President Wilson's Acceptance.
President Wilson's speech of acceptance, de
livered at Shadow Lawn,' ia notable for the care,
evidently bestowed upon its preparation. Four
years of experience as a candidate has qualified
him as an expert dodger, and his ability to gloss
over defects, to avoid definite statements and to
magnify generalities was never better exhibited
than in this formal announcement of his desire
for re-election. Unfortunate attempts to assume
a positive position on vital questions have taught
him caution in expression, if nothing else. Most
of his speech is given up to asserting that his
administration has been ideal in its accomplish
ments, and no effort is made to meet specific crit
icism of its shortcomings'. .,-
For the Underwood tariff measure the presi
dent still claims it is the nearest approach to per
fection yet attained; but the people will not have
forgotten conditions that prevailed in the United
States during the first two years of the Wilson.
regime. Fictitious prosperity, based on war or
ders, will not efface recollections of the bread
line, nor will the present high prices convince
any that the democratic pledge, of lower cost of
living was redeemed by the free trade tariff law,
The "emancipation of business," so generout'y
boasted of, is yet to be achieved. Until normal
conditions have been restored, the real workings
of the new banking law cannot be gauged, and
it is(certainly too soon for the president to declare
that the land bank bill has given the farmer all
the relief needed. Some close students, more fa
miliar with the real problem than Mr. Wilson,
have expressed the opinion that the law does not
reach the spot at all.
. The merchant marine has been "revived" by
admitting foreign-built ships to American regis
try, by repealing the exemption of American
coastwise traffic from Panama canal tolls at be
hest of European nations, and by a proposal tb
admit foreign-built ships to the American coast
wise trade. This ts aid indeed.
" Mr. Wilson defends his Mexican blunders by
repeating the platitudes he has made familiar. He
supports his. European policy by asserting his
duty to protect American rights everywhere, and
excuses his neglect to enforce this policy in
Mexico by pleading for the revolutionists. He
admits the loss of life is irreparable, but consoles
sorrowing relatives with the assurance that he,
too, is very sorry that Americans have been mur
dered in Mexico. But he insists he will maintain
his course as long as he has anything to say
about what the United States will do.
To the St. Louis platform he subscribes, just
as he did to the Baltimore platform., This, he
says, "is a definite pledge, a practical program.
We have proved that our promises are
to be kept. And the leading plank of the Balti
more platform was that its candidate stood
pledged to a one-term presidency.
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The state house has outlived it era and its
usefulness and resisted decay longer than the
builders dreamed. Patchwork is not only waste
ful, but prolongs the agony of collapse. New
times snd better times call for a building suited
to present snd future needs.
About 90,000 democrats of Texas cast their
votes to the primaries for former Governor Col
quitt, who, on the stump pronounced the Wilson
administration "the greatest failure in the history
of the country." If a like feeling against Wilson
obtains lit other states, what will happen to the
schoolmaster in November will be a-plenty, ,
People and Events
A growing shortage of material for wigs In
New York threatens the comfort and youthful
ness of baldheade. Without adequate, gay deceiv
ers for shining dome the social uplift in Gotham
goe against an early frost.
Senator A. B. Cummins of Iowa has invested
a bunch of money in a Washington home, just
finished near Cleveland park. It is a three-story
building of some fifteen rooms and a garage to
match. Washington papers put the price around
$15,000. - ,- :, .
The first word in winter fashions in girls,
brought from Paris to New York, puts the plump
peacherines on the shelf and elevates the slims to
pedestals of popular favor. All the chic clothes
are designed for the slim, and the robust must
go in for antit'at or dig up last winter's duds. If
that is not provocation for a strike, whet is?
Philadelphia barbers had no trouble in push
ing the price of shaves to IS cents and haircuts
to 25 cents. "Thf uplift," said the publicity agent
of the barbers, "is but an incident of a compre
hensive movement for the elevation of our pro
. fession to a social position which insures artistic
skill, efficient service and unvarying courtesy."
The thrill of the announcement made the rest
easy.., ;
Suspicious members of Uncle Sam's revenue
collector in Chicago hopped on a joint owned
by a woman where eight cases of beer and two
iugs of whiskey were cached. "Do you sell beer?"
naively queried an officer. "Me sell beer?" ex.
Jaimed the surprised woman,- "No. Buy it for
myself. I drink a case a da,y.Water makes m
sick." The Chicago thirst is esteemed a hum
Jier, but the woman's measure crowd the limit.
Dr. George W. Fegera, a weatera physician
who investigated the infantile paralysis plague in
New York, asserts in a letter to the New York
(.lobe, that the primary cause of the disease is
in the middle and lower third of the spinal cord
and that the proper treatment is intraspinal in
jections pi mixed bacterines. "Why wait," he
asks, "for donations of human blood when mixed
iMi'tcrine can be had in any quantity and will do
the work?" -
Lincoln Memorial Dedication.
, A little lesson for Americans may be found
in the dedication of the Lincoln Memorial at hi
birthplace. It will stand forever, s shrine of pa
triotism and liberty, to which lovers and well-
wishers of the rsce may turn for inspiration, and
a such will be a source ,of real pride for all
Americans. It has been preserved from abso
lute neglect and, destruction, not by tile Interest
of an united art? grateful country, but by the ef
fort of a private citiaen. Americans are hero
worshipers, and cling to the memory of their
great leaders with fondness and respect, but
neglect the ' more tangible thing that should
stand a reminder a well as memeiitoe of the
canonized champion of human right. Some ex
cuse may be made for this, but it 1 mainly due
to the nationalhabit of neglect, to our propen
sity for commencing a new task before we have
completely finished th one in hand. It is not
at all creditable to us that the monument to
our great men mostly have been prepared and
established by private enterprise, and that some
candal attache to what should be the most
sacred of them all because we still allow it to be
held by an association .that is net under govern
ment control. The dedication of the Lincoln
memorial may serve1 to stimulate public interest
to a degree thst will eventually bring other simi
lar place under national protection. If it doe),
it will be filling a double tervice. .
v - "Trains on ScheduU Tim."
. With traffic moving normally, and all train
on ichedute time, the country teem safely . past
a grave induatrial crisis. Such disturbance of
business as was experienced due to the uncer
tainty of last week may easily be adjusted, and
the steady flow of commerce proceed without in
terruption. The railroad men still have their
problem to solve, but are not required to meet it
immediately, The law is not effective until Jan
uary 1, next, allowing three month of time for
the arrangement that must be made. What
counsel will be taken by the men who are
most concerned in the meantime should not be
anticipated. Future negotiation will be ap
proached from a hew angle, and What action may
be determined upon will -necessarily be based
upon different conditions. What the public is
most concerned in is .the continual operation of
trains on schedule time. To this end It will be
to the interest of both, men and managers to co
operate. Adjustment of abstractions must be
secondary considerations. ,
' V Dormitories for th Stat University.
Advance notice is sent out from Lincoln that
student who attend the University of Nebraska
are meeting difficulty in finding rooms for the
winter. This i not a novel experience, but is
rather an ever present condition. It will be ac
centuated this year, because more students than
ever will register for work at the great state
school, and the boarding houses will be taxed
to their limit to provide for the young folks. The
regents may' well consider the situation of theae
boys and girls, many of them away from home
for the jirst time, and debate whether the state
does not owe to them some duty now neglected.
Better accommodations should be provided for
the students. - Well designed and (carefully main
tained dormitories, with a dining hall, would
meet what ha come to be a serious phase of
the university life. Board and lodging' is the
greatest item of expense in connection with the
university course, and any action of the authori
ties tending to lessen it, or to provide greater
accommodation for housing and feeding the stu
dents, ought to prov a popular move., - Such
dormitories are even now supplied for the girl
students attending the school of agriculture and
the difference between the farm campus and the
down town campus is nominal only, 1 1 is well
worth investigation. at any rate.
Thought Nugget for th Day. -
Who will not mercy unto others show,
, How fan he mercy every hope to have?
, Edmund Spencer.
One Year Asro Today to the War. '
Teutonic allies reported to be moving troops
from Russia to Roumanian, Serbian and western
fronts. '
Paris reported continuation of violent artillery
activity all along the western. front.
Discovery of documents carried by James
Archibald, American war correspondent, compro
mising Dr. Dumba, Austro-Hungarian ambassador
at Washington. r ;
This Da in Omaha Thirty Year At o.
lulius Mever has a display of Indian curiosi
ties at the fair, which is in charge of Hoopla, the
Omaha Indian chief, and Lou Hamilton, -the
agency policeman, the latter - being decorated
with a maanificent head dress of eight feathers.
Potter and Megeath 'have on exhibition at
the fair several unique specimens of typewriting
fashioned into jugs and other designs. They
also have several typewriter, one of which has
s patent means of disappearing without effort
beneath a desk lid when so required.
A number of Omaha's best known people
gathered at the home of Hon. C. S. Brown, on
Capitol avenue,' to listen to the charming singing
of Miss Abbie Whinnery, an eastern artiste.
Mrs. Fred Gray also favored the company with
a well rendered ballad and Miss Boulter presided
at the piano.
A number of the male and female members
of the Woman Christian Temperance union,
accompanied by Mrs. Henrietta Skelton, the wel
known California speaker, held a meeting in the
summer garden attached ' to Stadt's theater.
Everything passed off so agreeably that a well
known German who was present came very near
ordering in the beers for the visitors;
The following young men comprise the com
mittee to whom is entrusted the practical man
agement of the Mardi Gras:' W. G. Shriver,
Fred Mets, Joe Her, E. E. Howell and P. H,
Allen.
Mr. Charles Dewey has received a tot of
Japanese curiosities which he ordered on his last
trip to the land of the Orientals. They comprise
everything from swords to an elegant lacquered
cabinet, and Mr. Dewey proposes to put a num
ber of them on exhibition atthe exposition.
This Da in History.
1774 -First continental congress assembled at
Philadelphia.
181J American brig Enterprise defeated and
captured the British brig Boxer off the Maine
coast
1816 Joseph C. Talbot, first Episcopal mis
sionary bishop of the northwest, born at Alex
andria, Va. Died at Indianapolis January 15. 1883,
1822 Twenty thousand persona perished when
th city of Aleppo was destroyed by an earth
quake.
labi Convention signed at Constantinople by
Russia, France and Turkey respecting protection
ot Holy beoulcher at Jerusalem.
lsM Japanese batteries at ahimonoseki de
stroyed by British lleet.
1870 French republic proclaimed . following:
,L. J-. . i T , ,t, '
me ueinroncmcnr or napoicon in.
18 J Last installment ot the rrencn indemnity
was paid to Germany. s
Ai8s I he famous Iron bates in the Dsnube
blown up.
im) Representative o( the union labor, pro
hibition and greenback parties met at St Louis
snd organized the national reform party.
18V1 ins centenary of Meyerbeer, the com-
poser, waa celebrated in Berlin.
lvs An attempt was made to blow uo the
Kotnscnua Dank in fans.
1896 The czar and czarina were guests of the
berman emperor at Hreslau.
V)t frof. Kudolf Virchow. great German
scientist and 'publicist, died in Berlin. Born in
fomerania October U. 1821.
1905 Treaty of peace between Russia and
japan signed at Portsmouth, N. H.
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Th Dsy We Celebrate. '
Wiliam ftewton, president of Haikms Bros. &
Co., was born September 5, 1859, at Prairie Du
Chien, Wis. He went into the soap manufactur
ing business at Sioux city in 188? and located
here in ltWH.
Kt. Rev. Chauncey B. Brewster.' Enisconal
bishop of Connecticut, born at Windham, Conn.,
sixry-eignt years ago toaay.
Oeorge W. Outhrie, United States ambaasador
to Japan, born in Pittsburgh sixty-eight year aso
toaay.
Addison T. smith, representative in congress
from Idaho, born at Cambridge. O.. fiftv-four
years ago today.
I nomas n. Birch, United States minister to
Portugal, born at iJurhnsrton. N. I., fortv-one
years ago toaay.
1 nomas t. Watson, former Georaria consrresa.
man and people's party leader, born in Columbia
county, ueorgia, sixty years ago today.
ncr. cuwara n. i cmpte, r.piacopai mis
sionary bishop of north Texas, born at Walker
ton, Va., forty-nine years ago todav.
Napoleon Laioie. aecond baseman of the Phila
delphia American league base ball team, born at
rvoonsockct, k. i., torty-one years ago today.
Timely Jottings and Reminders. '
ten year aao today the Americana Arft.A
the German in the German-American aonder
boat races off Marblehead.
Delegates from nine states are n mt t
Lexington. Kv.. todav for the annual rnnvuntinn
of the Southern Appalachian Road congress.
Democrats of Delaware are to hold their state
convention today at Dover. .
'Candidates tor consressmen and atato too-IaU.
tive and county officers are to ha n.m.H in h.
general primaries to be held today in Idaho.
The grand lodge of the United States, Man
chester Unity. Independent Order of Odd Fel
lows, is to besin its bienial seiainn tnrfav at w..
ark, N.J. v .
Charles W. Fairbanks, renuhliean niuninu n-
vice president, is scheduled to appear in Maine to
day for a speech-making tour of several day.
Charles E. Hughes, republican nominee for
president, is to open the republican campaign in
Kentucky with an addrt:a at Lexington this aft
ernoon. .
Bishops and Catholic clero-v imm ail l-aVeRI t-l
southwest are to gather at Oklahoma City todav
vv.v....,u , ,c eurcr juouee Ol Oisnop
Meerschaert a service as bishop of Oklahoma.
A sreneral nrimarv elrcttnn ia k k.1.4
New Hampshire today for the aelection of candi
dates for congressmen and state and county
tickets. . J
Contests between the rival nniiM:,n r..:
for the nominations for United Statea senator and
governor form the outstanding feature of the gen
eral primary election to be held today in Wis
consin. . .
Storyatt of th Day.
it is a dangerous thing, when you have let slip
an unfortunate remark, to trv tn invf tin 4L, j.
blunder. . - ...
Mrs. G. was talkins? with the wife t,.j.. u
about her son's choice of s profession. "I don't
want him to be a lawyer," she said.
"Why not?" asked the iuHoVi ,((. i ,i,;..i.
there is nothing much finer than the legal profes
sion for a bright boy," -"Well,"
said Mrs G. bluntly, "a lawyer has to
ten an many his. men it dawned on her that
she was talking to the wife of a lawyer; so she
hastily added, "That is er to be a good lawyer!"
Youth's Companion. '
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Can It Be the Same Man?
Columbus, Neb., Sept t. To the
Editor of The Bee: The demo
cratic newspaper of Omaha published
yeeterday a remarkable Interview in
which a certain August Eaaer from
Lincoln announces to the world at
large that th entire nation should
rejoice; because our president pro
fessor has kept ua out of war. This
announcement, of course, Is Mr. Ea
aer personal privilege; but what
the writer , would like to know, is
this the same Eaaer who less than
six months ago so bombastically de
nounced the president's foreign poli
cies, that he exceeded atl bounds of
propriety and manners by stating
amoung other things, that Wilson waa
not fit to herd swine? If this is the
same Eaaer I further would like to,
know whether he was turned down
.at the republican headquarters or
whether 11 waa some other strong ana
effective medium which so suddenly
changed the color of his flag.
INQUIRER.
Simple Protection for Croiwlngs.
Omaha, Sept 4. To the Editor of
The Bee: I haven't bothered you for
a long time, but I want you to think
of my plan to stop the reckless kill
lng at the railroad crossings. My plan
la to set a post at the crossing near
tne track with an arm fastened
the post so when the train comes
into the sla-nal block the arm Is raised.
thus blocking the road. Some one that
naa tne money ana tne inventive gen
lus could make a pile of money by
working- tnis out.
Tou can publish this to agitate the
plan, j don't charge anything lor it
and then perhaps it has been tried.
G. B. SMITH,
88J 8outh Twenty-fourth Street
Stebblns Instate on Being Counted In,
North Platte, Neb., Sept. 4. To the
Editor of The Bee: I see that Edward
B. McDermott has through William
Ritchie, his conaxessional commltt-
man, challenged Hon. M. P. Kinkaid
to discus with him the situation.
am a candidate for congress in the
sixth district non-partisan by petl
tion, and I hereby invite Edward B.
McDermott and Hon. M. P. Kinkaid
to review with me jointly or singly
the political and economio situation
of the country with reference to the
pending election. I do this direct and
Invite responses direct
. . , LUCIBN BTEBBINS.
Farmers to Foot the B1U.
Oxford, Neb., Sept 1. To the Edl
tor of The Bee: Tour editorial
charges equal unreasonableness to the
manger and the trainmen of our
railroads In their efforts to avoid
strike. Tou also say that If the
strike comes the public will hold both
sides guilty of Ignoring publlo rights.
As one lone member of the general
public who realizes what this strike
will mean, and who will suffer to the
limit if it does come, 1 must take ex
ceptions to both statements. I think
the general publio has intelligence
enough to grasp the true meaning of
the trainmen's demands and their
trust organised method of enforcing
their desire. I believe the general
publlo is possessed with fairness
enough to admit that th road man
ager in offering to submit the wage
controversy to tne same commission
lor settlement that la clothed with
power to adjust freight and passenger
rate have shown a willingness that
the publio Interests be safeguarded
even tnougn tneir profits are lessened,
un tne other nana the trainmen
have shown a total disregard of the
public Interest and a perfect willing
ness mat tne great farming ana man
ufacturing Interests whiorf has given
them a living condition beyond that of
any other country on the civilised globe
should be paralysed if only their sel
fish demands can be attained. But
the general public should sit up and
take notice that the president who
was elected to execute laws, not to
make them, ha In nowise helped the
s'tuatlon by trying to make politi
cal capital out of the threatened strike.
wno elected Mr. Wilson a czar, to dic
tate now many hours should constitute
a day's work for any class ot wage
earners? By the same gall that he
ordered Huerta to abdicate the nresi.
dency of Mexico he proposed to force
the railroad manger to accept his
view of what should constitute a dy's
work. .
The farmer who labor twelve hours
without any pay for overtime are the
one who will have to foot the bill
if the unreasonable demand of the
trainmen are granted. Are they will
lng to accept the statement of the
president that his edict Is backed by
public opinion and shall be made
the law of the land, no matter what
the outcome of the strike may be? Our
oonstltution and Iws are in every way
fair to the wage-earners, but It was
never contemplated to give them
power to throttle the Industries of the
country that they might collect a
greater toll from the already over
worked farmers.
Mr. Wilson ha dopted for his elec
tion slogan, "I have kept the nation
out of war" (but he forgets to add,
for the reason that the nation has no
desire for war"). Mr Wilson's move
to make the public believe that he can
avert a strike by demanding that the
party to the controversy having the
greatest voting strength should get
aoout an tney ask, my 1001 some peo
ple, but certainly not all.
- A C. RANKIN.
Weybright Sees a Plot
St. Louis. Sept. 1. To the Editor
ot The Bee: That was a clever let
ter ot August Miller in The Bee's
Letter Box of August !9, entitled,
Who Betrayed the Irish People."
That ie. it waa clever, if you don't
happen to know the motive. If- you do
know th motive, it waa stupid.
It was a clever rehash of editorials
and . special correspondence of a cer
tain paper published In New York in
th interest of a foreign government
Is quite evident that Mr. Miller is
on the regular staff of well organised
correspondents who hav been se
lected lor this purpose because their
names do not suggest thetr nativity or
motive. It matter little whether
Wilson -or Hughes, or anyone else
in the White House. If they did
not do the bidding of this organisa
tion they would be blacklisted Just
the same.
"Come on Mr. Miller," dope out
your dope, .according to Instructions:
keep on trying to embitter tne Irish
people In America against th govern
ment for ulterior motive, and after
election you wtll find that It does not
matter so much Just now wno is pres
ident of the United State, so long a
he 1 an American.
J. F. WETBRIGHT. '
- CHJEERY CHAFF.
"Th Hunrlavns hav their soutash, th
Ruitani tiwir caviar." ,
"Well?"
"But tha American haT no national
dish."
"What'a the matter with ioa cream?"
LoutavUla Courier-Journal.
Visitor I don't see how the treihraen can
keep their It tie caps on their heada.
Tha Profestaor Vacuum preuure. Puck.
1 Mrs. Platbuah Tour ears are quit red,
Mr. Flat buh Really!
"Tea. really. I hope rot) haven't been
eatlrtff corn on the cob already this season."
Yonkers Stateiraan.
A western senator of burly aDoearance
was passing: an undertaker's shop when a
routrnij armrnM man cams out ana saia ;
"Bay, mister, will you give 'me a lift with
a eaeket?" The senator shuddered and
asKed besitat.nv.r; "is there is titers any
thin In ltf"
"Bhure!" came the hearty reply; "there's
a couple or drinks in u. cnicago rosi.
BRIEF BITS OF SCIENCE.
A telephone wire ewtnea lor 1,10 yard.
across tlw Yukon river.
Surer is eitraeted from ixtsen vartetiei
ot palme which trow tn Ceylon. -
European soldiors carry mall flanks of
oxygen to rtvlv gasitrteken comrades.
California orehards aro piped for th pur-
pos of eonveylng epraying solution to the
tress.
ElMtrieally heated gloves for aviators
and automobile drivers are being introduced
by British arm.
It le sstlmatsd that the odor of the three-
hModred-M-ilioata port of a grata of muik
4jka be dotoetsd by th ha man noe.
Chile will tend tn ofllelal commieelon t
th United State to mak a thorough etndy
of agricultural and ladustrlal hydraulics.
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tyQfi)ttr BS PRNATE OR ,N
.a. a UM i "rfl i fiMG V0U A
AmrntHE- is, weHESwas
iv innvvivvi- '
Clerk Now, here, little girl, t can't
ipend the whole dsy showing you penny
toys. Tio you want the earth with a little
red fence around It for one cent?
Little Olrl Let mo It. Lift.
"I hope,'1' aaid the advocat of moral up
lift, "that you do not castigate your children
as a means of development."
''No, ma'am," ssld the practical mother;
"I'm a-bring! n' up of 'm by hand."
Baltimore American.
"Don't bother me. I need rest and quiet.
I'm a nervous wreck."
"What's the matter, pa? Anything gone
wrong at the office today?"
"I should say bo. I had to call two ner
ons on the telephone today. "-t-New York
Timei. . . : ,
Mr. Roxley (coldly) And what are your
proepects, may I sjk?
Jack Sooter -Pardon me, sir; I merely
lev your daughter. I have not been so
naiiein. fit Inner van un In Rradaf rsst.
and therefor I cannot answer your ques-
tlnn fXrujtnn Tr nun rl nt
er
"Did you see any bunoo men- white you
wai up to the city ?' .
"Not exactly. "But I got Into a plac
where they made me pay it) cents fur ham
ar.a sggs. wssningion.
"I had a long talk with your husband
yesterday
"He's an extremely Interesting man as X
remember him." Puck.
"Miserly offered th man who faved hut
life half a dolar."
"Did the man accept It?"
'Yes. but he handed Miserly 20 cents
Change." Christian Register.
"Always see a man fust tfter h has had
a good lunch. That is th best time to get
an order from him."
"And you don't have to invite him out,
either," added the thrifty salesman. Judge.
. srssaaTvar TirwMtr .
It's nice to get home In th fall of th yeas
When the heat has got thro' being severe;
, When the peaches are rip and th melons
are, too,
And blue grapes In baiksti ar waiting
for you;
When th mercury falls from Its porch, X
declare,
It's time to get bom, for you'll find oonw
fort thr.
set
skinned.
When you weary of foods that come bottled
and tinned;
When sweet taters are mentioned on each
bill of fare.
And the odor of anlces Is fllllns? the air:
Where the roaatln' ears offer a long Iongd
ror ireai;
It's nice to com horn and find plenty to atj
It's nice to gat horn when th trout In th
pool
Refuses to bit (h grew wis In the school
ben the nights get so frosty you shake
Then the glamor, of test leaves th lakag
and the rivers:
When your far-away home looms up largo
in your mind.
And the mountains grow small, as you leave)
coem oenina. -
It's nice to gt horn well, I hardly could
wait
Cause Nebraska just happens to be my
home state;
Out of cool Colorado I cam with rapidity.
Having had my full share of it far
famed frtsTldltv:
It's Nebraska for mine for all people of
When It comes to a question of long real
aence.
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