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J THE 'BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, 1916. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE 'J ,1 FOUNDtD IV EDWARD ROSEWATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY, PROPRIETOR. Enured M Omaha poatottiee aa second-olaes matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. " BrCmrrtm ' Br Mag par month. per jeer Daily an Kaaaer. . . . . . ... ....,. IS.JS OailT without So-day 4e 4.M Rraotm and Stiaser Kvenln wlthaut sunder 6 i..... 4.0 Sander Bm onlr "f-"; '....' Datlr ana Bandar Baa. ree rear. In advanee, sle.JO. : Sand notlee at ohase of oddmi or Irree-ularUr in de livery to Umax pee, ureaiauoa REMITTANCE. .emit br draft, exerets or poatal ardor. OnlrJ-oetit stampa -i j. r .mall aMMnti. Paraonal chocks. exo.pt on Omaha and oaatora esahanse. not aeeepted OFFICES. Omaha The Boa Buildlm. . South Omaha 2tll N street. CounaU Bhifft 14 North Main atraot Llneeln 424 Little Bulldin. Chicago 111 People"! 0 Building. NovVork Room 101. 24 Fifth aTonaa. St. Lonia 102 Now Bank of Commtree. Waihlnaton Ml Fourteenth etreet. N., W. CORRESFONDF.NCE. Addreai eemmwileetlena ralatinf to nowa and oditorial natter to Omaha Baa, Editorial Department. JULY CIRCULATION 57,569 Daily Sunday 52,382 Dwioht Williams,' eirenUtion naneser of The Boo Pnhllihhtf Compear, hem dolr sworn, that th. averase circulation for the month of July. Jilt. aa 47,448 dailrnsd l,!Si Sunder. DWIQHT WILLIAMS, ClKelatlon Manager. Snhaerihod 111 mr prafonae and awora to before me ... d dar - -"-V'r't'hUNTER. Voter, NHta. Subscribm lawmg Ik itr temporarily heuM h The Bm maileel to them. Ad dree will b ehaageel u ofum M required. : ' Every school day U Isbor day "for Johnny , :' r aaaa a a aawaa. Love laughs at lawsuit ai well as at "lock smiths. Liudinf the democratic party as s protrusive party goes to prove that Wilton's vein of humort it not limited to limericks. Rejoice and be glad. "Help Wanted" signs will not mar the view from car window along our celebrated scenic routes. -' Political scene shifters at Shadow Lawn rung the changes in all the decorative colors but the one eompicuous party emblem. The white feather was omitted. .' Now, suppoit sit railroad workers excluded from the eight-hour day privilege should get to gether snd tell congressmen where they get off? Then surely s flock of political lame ducks would clutter the scenery. ' The motorist who runs amuck amongst ve hicles snd pedestrians and dashes away, carries the rudiments of a ruffian in his system. He may escape the law, si ruffians usually do, but he remains self-tsgged as a coward. ' Owing to the rules forbidding combustibles among tiie exhibits of the state fair, sample of democratic harmony must be excluded from the grounds. Visitors, however, may regal them selves with specimens at the city hall or the state house. ' V "i On the score of smoothness and celerity of movement the anthracite coal barons hold the record for slipping a wage increase over to the consumer. It remains to be seen whether rail road managers possess the skill to overtop the baronial score ; .. One of : the United States senators from Maine is charged with the crime of voting for free trad in cigars from the Philippines. Now let the accuser fix a penalty to fit the crime and the country will joyfully admit that justice has some bark on. - - ' President Wilson's acceptance speech estab lishes beyond doubt the identity of democracy's master wielder of the whitewash brush. Champ Clark, Gumshoe Bill Stone, W. J. Bryan and J, Ham Lewis line up as mere freshmen in the schoolmaster's class. President Wilson's Acceptance. President Wilson's speech of acceptance, de livered at Shadow Lawn,' ia notable for the care, evidently bestowed upon its preparation. Four years of experience as a candidate has qualified him as an expert dodger, and his ability to gloss over defects, to avoid definite statements and to magnify generalities was never better exhibited than in this formal announcement of his desire for re-election. Unfortunate attempts to assume a positive position on vital questions have taught him caution in expression, if nothing else. Most of his speech is given up to asserting that his administration has been ideal in its accomplish ments, and no effort is made to meet specific crit icism of its shortcomings'. .,- For the Underwood tariff measure the presi dent still claims it is the nearest approach to per fection yet attained; but the people will not have forgotten conditions that prevailed in the United States during the first two years of the Wilson. regime. Fictitious prosperity, based on war or ders, will not efface recollections of the bread line, nor will the present high prices convince any that the democratic pledge, of lower cost of living was redeemed by the free trade tariff law, The "emancipation of business," so generout'y boasted of, is yet to be achieved. Until normal conditions have been restored, the real workings of the new banking law cannot be gauged, and it is(certainly too soon for the president to declare that the land bank bill has given the farmer all the relief needed. Some close students, more fa miliar with the real problem than Mr. Wilson, have expressed the opinion that the law does not reach the spot at all. . The merchant marine has been "revived" by admitting foreign-built ships to American regis try, by repealing the exemption of American coastwise traffic from Panama canal tolls at be hest of European nations, and by a proposal tb admit foreign-built ships to the American coast wise trade. This ts aid indeed. " Mr. Wilson defends his Mexican blunders by repeating the platitudes he has made familiar. He supports his. European policy by asserting his duty to protect American rights everywhere, and excuses his neglect to enforce this policy in Mexico by pleading for the revolutionists. He admits the loss of life is irreparable, but consoles sorrowing relatives with the assurance that he, too, is very sorry that Americans have been mur dered in Mexico. But he insists he will maintain his course as long as he has anything to say about what the United States will do. To the St. Louis platform he subscribes, just as he did to the Baltimore platform., This, he says, "is a definite pledge, a practical program. We have proved that our promises are to be kept. And the leading plank of the Balti more platform was that its candidate stood pledged to a one-term presidency. T The state house has outlived it era and its usefulness and resisted decay longer than the builders dreamed. Patchwork is not only waste ful, but prolongs the agony of collapse. New times snd better times call for a building suited to present snd future needs. About 90,000 democrats of Texas cast their votes to the primaries for former Governor Col quitt, who, on the stump pronounced the Wilson administration "the greatest failure in the history of the country." If a like feeling against Wilson obtains lit other states, what will happen to the schoolmaster in November will be a-plenty, , People and Events A growing shortage of material for wigs In New York threatens the comfort and youthful ness of baldheade. Without adequate, gay deceiv ers for shining dome the social uplift in Gotham goe against an early frost. Senator A. B. Cummins of Iowa has invested a bunch of money in a Washington home, just finished near Cleveland park. It is a three-story building of some fifteen rooms and a garage to match. Washington papers put the price around $15,000. - ,- :, . The first word in winter fashions in girls, brought from Paris to New York, puts the plump peacherines on the shelf and elevates the slims to pedestals of popular favor. All the chic clothes are designed for the slim, and the robust must go in for antit'at or dig up last winter's duds. If that is not provocation for a strike, whet is? Philadelphia barbers had no trouble in push ing the price of shaves to IS cents and haircuts to 25 cents. "Thf uplift," said the publicity agent of the barbers, "is but an incident of a compre hensive movement for the elevation of our pro . fession to a social position which insures artistic skill, efficient service and unvarying courtesy." The thrill of the announcement made the rest easy.., ; Suspicious members of Uncle Sam's revenue collector in Chicago hopped on a joint owned by a woman where eight cases of beer and two iugs of whiskey were cached. "Do you sell beer?" naively queried an officer. "Me sell beer?" ex. Jaimed the surprised woman,- "No. Buy it for myself. I drink a case a da,y.Water makes m sick." The Chicago thirst is esteemed a hum Jier, but the woman's measure crowd the limit. Dr. George W. Fegera, a weatera physician who investigated the infantile paralysis plague in New York, asserts in a letter to the New York (.lobe, that the primary cause of the disease is in the middle and lower third of the spinal cord and that the proper treatment is intraspinal in jections pi mixed bacterines. "Why wait," he asks, "for donations of human blood when mixed iMi'tcrine can be had in any quantity and will do the work?" - Lincoln Memorial Dedication. , A little lesson for Americans may be found in the dedication of the Lincoln Memorial at hi birthplace. It will stand forever, s shrine of pa triotism and liberty, to which lovers and well- wishers of the rsce may turn for inspiration, and a such will be a source ,of real pride for all Americans. It has been preserved from abso lute neglect and, destruction, not by tile Interest of an united art? grateful country, but by the ef fort of a private citiaen. Americans are hero worshipers, and cling to the memory of their great leaders with fondness and respect, but neglect the ' more tangible thing that should stand a reminder a well as memeiitoe of the canonized champion of human right. Some ex cuse may be made for this, but it 1 mainly due to the nationalhabit of neglect, to our propen sity for commencing a new task before we have completely finished th one in hand. It is not at all creditable to us that the monument to our great men mostly have been prepared and established by private enterprise, and that some candal attache to what should be the most sacred of them all because we still allow it to be held by an association .that is net under govern ment control. The dedication of the Lincoln memorial may serve1 to stimulate public interest to a degree thst will eventually bring other simi lar place under national protection. If it doe), it will be filling a double tervice. . v - "Trains on ScheduU Tim." . With traffic moving normally, and all train on ichedute time, the country teem safely . past a grave induatrial crisis. Such disturbance of business as was experienced due to the uncer tainty of last week may easily be adjusted, and the steady flow of commerce proceed without in terruption. The railroad men still have their problem to solve, but are not required to meet it immediately, The law is not effective until Jan uary 1, next, allowing three month of time for the arrangement that must be made. What counsel will be taken by the men who are most concerned in the meantime should not be anticipated. Future negotiation will be ap proached from a hew angle, and What action may be determined upon will -necessarily be based upon different conditions. What the public is most concerned in is .the continual operation of trains on schedule time. To this end It will be to the interest of both, men and managers to co operate. Adjustment of abstractions must be secondary considerations. , ' V Dormitories for th Stat University. Advance notice is sent out from Lincoln that student who attend the University of Nebraska are meeting difficulty in finding rooms for the winter. This i not a novel experience, but is rather an ever present condition. It will be ac centuated this year, because more students than ever will register for work at the great state school, and the boarding houses will be taxed to their limit to provide for the young folks. The regents may' well consider the situation of theae boys and girls, many of them away from home for the jirst time, and debate whether the state does not owe to them some duty now neglected. Better accommodations should be provided for the students. - Well designed and (carefully main tained dormitories, with a dining hall, would meet what ha come to be a serious phase of the university life. Board and lodging' is the greatest item of expense in connection with the university course, and any action of the authori ties tending to lessen it, or to provide greater accommodation for housing and feeding the stu dents, ought to prov a popular move., - Such dormitories are even now supplied for the girl students attending the school of agriculture and the difference between the farm campus and the down town campus is nominal only, 1 1 is well worth investigation. at any rate. Thought Nugget for th Day. - Who will not mercy unto others show, , How fan he mercy every hope to have? , Edmund Spencer. One Year Asro Today to the War. ' Teutonic allies reported to be moving troops from Russia to Roumanian, Serbian and western fronts. ' Paris reported continuation of violent artillery activity all along the western. front. Discovery of documents carried by James Archibald, American war correspondent, compro mising Dr. Dumba, Austro-Hungarian ambassador at Washington. r ; This Da in Omaha Thirty Year At o. lulius Mever has a display of Indian curiosi ties at the fair, which is in charge of Hoopla, the Omaha Indian chief, and Lou Hamilton, -the agency policeman, the latter - being decorated with a maanificent head dress of eight feathers. Potter and Megeath 'have on exhibition at the fair several unique specimens of typewriting fashioned into jugs and other designs. They also have several typewriter, one of which has s patent means of disappearing without effort beneath a desk lid when so required. A number of Omaha's best known people gathered at the home of Hon. C. S. Brown, on Capitol avenue,' to listen to the charming singing of Miss Abbie Whinnery, an eastern artiste. Mrs. Fred Gray also favored the company with a well rendered ballad and Miss Boulter presided at the piano. A number of the male and female members of the Woman Christian Temperance union, accompanied by Mrs. Henrietta Skelton, the wel known California speaker, held a meeting in the summer garden attached ' to Stadt's theater. Everything passed off so agreeably that a well known German who was present came very near ordering in the beers for the visitors; The following young men comprise the com mittee to whom is entrusted the practical man agement of the Mardi Gras:' W. G. Shriver, Fred Mets, Joe Her, E. E. Howell and P. H, Allen. Mr. Charles Dewey has received a tot of Japanese curiosities which he ordered on his last trip to the land of the Orientals. They comprise everything from swords to an elegant lacquered cabinet, and Mr. Dewey proposes to put a num ber of them on exhibition atthe exposition. This Da in History. 1774 -First continental congress assembled at Philadelphia. 181J American brig Enterprise defeated and captured the British brig Boxer off the Maine coast 1816 Joseph C. Talbot, first Episcopal mis sionary bishop of the northwest, born at Alex andria, Va. Died at Indianapolis January 15. 1883, 1822 Twenty thousand persona perished when th city of Aleppo was destroyed by an earth quake. labi Convention signed at Constantinople by Russia, France and Turkey respecting protection ot Holy beoulcher at Jerusalem. lsM Japanese batteries at ahimonoseki de stroyed by British lleet. 1870 French republic proclaimed . following: ,L. J-. . i T , ,t, ' me ueinroncmcnr or napoicon in. 18 J Last installment ot the rrencn indemnity was paid to Germany. s Ai8s I he famous Iron bates in the Dsnube blown up. im) Representative o( the union labor, pro hibition and greenback parties met at St Louis snd organized the national reform party. 18V1 ins centenary of Meyerbeer, the com- poser, waa celebrated in Berlin. lvs An attempt was made to blow uo the Kotnscnua Dank in fans. 1896 The czar and czarina were guests of the berman emperor at Hreslau. V)t frof. Kudolf Virchow. great German scientist and 'publicist, died in Berlin. Born in fomerania October U. 1821. 1905 Treaty of peace between Russia and japan signed at Portsmouth, N. H. 1 -. Th Dsy We Celebrate. ' Wiliam ftewton, president of Haikms Bros. & Co., was born September 5, 1859, at Prairie Du Chien, Wis. He went into the soap manufactur ing business at Sioux city in 188? and located here in ltWH. Kt. Rev. Chauncey B. Brewster.' Enisconal bishop of Connecticut, born at Windham, Conn., sixry-eignt years ago toaay. Oeorge W. Outhrie, United States ambaasador to Japan, born in Pittsburgh sixty-eight year aso toaay. Addison T. smith, representative in congress from Idaho, born at Cambridge. O.. fiftv-four years ago today. I nomas n. Birch, United States minister to Portugal, born at iJurhnsrton. N. I., fortv-one years ago toaay. 1 nomas t. Watson, former Georaria consrresa. man and people's party leader, born in Columbia county, ueorgia, sixty years ago today. ncr. cuwara n. i cmpte, r.piacopai mis sionary bishop of north Texas, born at Walker ton, Va., forty-nine years ago todav. Napoleon Laioie. aecond baseman of the Phila delphia American league base ball team, born at rvoonsockct, k. i., torty-one years ago today. Timely Jottings and Reminders. ' ten year aao today the Americana Arft.A the German in the German-American aonder boat races off Marblehead. Delegates from nine states are n mt t Lexington. Kv.. todav for the annual rnnvuntinn of the Southern Appalachian Road congress. Democrats of Delaware are to hold their state convention today at Dover. . 'Candidates tor consressmen and atato too-IaU. tive and county officers are to ha n.m.H in h. general primaries to be held today in Idaho. The grand lodge of the United States, Man chester Unity. Independent Order of Odd Fel lows, is to besin its bienial seiainn tnrfav at w.. ark, N.J. v . Charles W. Fairbanks, renuhliean niuninu n- vice president, is scheduled to appear in Maine to day for a speech-making tour of several day. Charles E. Hughes, republican nominee for president, is to open the republican campaign in Kentucky with an addrt:a at Lexington this aft ernoon. . Bishops and Catholic clero-v imm ail l-aVeRI t-l southwest are to gather at Oklahoma City todav vv.v....,u , ,c eurcr juouee Ol Oisnop Meerschaert a service as bishop of Oklahoma. A sreneral nrimarv elrcttnn ia k k.1.4 New Hampshire today for the aelection of candi dates for congressmen and state and county tickets. . J Contests between the rival nniiM:,n r..: for the nominations for United Statea senator and governor form the outstanding feature of the gen eral primary election to be held today in Wis consin. . . Storyatt of th Day. it is a dangerous thing, when you have let slip an unfortunate remark, to trv tn invf tin 4L, j. blunder. . - ... Mrs. G. was talkins? with the wife t,.j.. u about her son's choice of s profession. "I don't want him to be a lawyer," she said. "Why not?" asked the iuHoVi ,((. i ,i,;..i. there is nothing much finer than the legal profes sion for a bright boy," -"Well," said Mrs G. bluntly, "a lawyer has to ten an many his. men it dawned on her that she was talking to the wife of a lawyer; so she hastily added, "That is er to be a good lawyer!" Youth's Companion. ' ' ' . . ' " . V, '. ' ' 4L Can It Be the Same Man? Columbus, Neb., Sept t. To the Editor of The Bee: The demo cratic newspaper of Omaha published yeeterday a remarkable Interview in which a certain August Eaaer from Lincoln announces to the world at large that th entire nation should rejoice; because our president pro fessor has kept ua out of war. This announcement, of course, Is Mr. Ea aer personal privilege; but what the writer , would like to know, is this the same Eaaer who less than six months ago so bombastically de nounced the president's foreign poli cies, that he exceeded atl bounds of propriety and manners by stating amoung other things, that Wilson waa not fit to herd swine? If this is the same Eaaer I further would like to, know whether he was turned down .at the republican headquarters or whether 11 waa some other strong ana effective medium which so suddenly changed the color of his flag. INQUIRER. Simple Protection for Croiwlngs. Omaha, Sept 4. To the Editor of The Bee: I haven't bothered you for a long time, but I want you to think of my plan to stop the reckless kill lng at the railroad crossings. My plan la to set a post at the crossing near tne track with an arm fastened the post so when the train comes into the sla-nal block the arm Is raised. thus blocking the road. Some one that naa tne money ana tne inventive gen lus could make a pile of money by working- tnis out. Tou can publish this to agitate the plan, j don't charge anything lor it and then perhaps it has been tried. G. B. SMITH, 88J 8outh Twenty-fourth Street Stebblns Instate on Being Counted In, North Platte, Neb., Sept. 4. To the Editor of The Bee: I see that Edward B. McDermott has through William Ritchie, his conaxessional commltt- man, challenged Hon. M. P. Kinkaid to discus with him the situation. am a candidate for congress in the sixth district non-partisan by petl tion, and I hereby invite Edward B. McDermott and Hon. M. P. Kinkaid to review with me jointly or singly the political and economio situation of the country with reference to the pending election. I do this direct and Invite responses direct . . , LUCIBN BTEBBINS. Farmers to Foot the B1U. Oxford, Neb., Sept 1. To the Edl tor of The Bee: Tour editorial charges equal unreasonableness to the manger and the trainmen of our railroads In their efforts to avoid strike. Tou also say that If the strike comes the public will hold both sides guilty of Ignoring publlo rights. As one lone member of the general public who realizes what this strike will mean, and who will suffer to the limit if it does come, 1 must take ex ceptions to both statements. I think the general publio has intelligence enough to grasp the true meaning of the trainmen's demands and their trust organised method of enforcing their desire. I believe the general publlo is possessed with fairness enough to admit that th road man ager in offering to submit the wage controversy to tne same commission lor settlement that la clothed with power to adjust freight and passenger rate have shown a willingness that the publio Interests be safeguarded even tnougn tneir profits are lessened, un tne other nana the trainmen have shown a total disregard of the public Interest and a perfect willing ness mat tne great farming ana man ufacturing Interests whiorf has given them a living condition beyond that of any other country on the civilised globe should be paralysed if only their sel fish demands can be attained. But the general public should sit up and take notice that the president who was elected to execute laws, not to make them, ha In nowise helped the s'tuatlon by trying to make politi cal capital out of the threatened strike. wno elected Mr. Wilson a czar, to dic tate now many hours should constitute a day's work for any class ot wage earners? By the same gall that he ordered Huerta to abdicate the nresi. dency of Mexico he proposed to force the railroad manger to accept his view of what should constitute a dy's work. . The farmer who labor twelve hours without any pay for overtime are the one who will have to foot the bill if the unreasonable demand of the trainmen are granted. Are they will lng to accept the statement of the president that his edict Is backed by public opinion and shall be made the law of the land, no matter what the outcome of the strike may be? Our oonstltution and Iws are in every way fair to the wage-earners, but It was never contemplated to give them power to throttle the Industries of the country that they might collect a greater toll from the already over worked farmers. Mr. Wilson ha dopted for his elec tion slogan, "I have kept the nation out of war" (but he forgets to add, for the reason that the nation has no desire for war"). Mr Wilson's move to make the public believe that he can avert a strike by demanding that the party to the controversy having the greatest voting strength should get aoout an tney ask, my 1001 some peo ple, but certainly not all. - A C. RANKIN. Weybright Sees a Plot St. Louis. Sept. 1. To the Editor ot The Bee: That was a clever let ter ot August Miller in The Bee's Letter Box of August !9, entitled, Who Betrayed the Irish People." That ie. it waa clever, if you don't happen to know the motive. If- you do know th motive, it waa stupid. It was a clever rehash of editorials and . special correspondence of a cer tain paper published In New York in th interest of a foreign government Is quite evident that Mr. Miller is on the regular staff of well organised correspondents who hav been se lected lor this purpose because their names do not suggest thetr nativity or motive. It matter little whether Wilson -or Hughes, or anyone else in the White House. If they did not do the bidding of this organisa tion they would be blacklisted Just the same. "Come on Mr. Miller," dope out your dope, .according to Instructions: keep on trying to embitter tne Irish people In America against th govern ment for ulterior motive, and after election you wtll find that It does not matter so much Just now wno is pres ident of the United State, so long a he 1 an American. J. F. WETBRIGHT. ' - CHJEERY CHAFF. "Th Hunrlavns hav their soutash, th Ruitani tiwir caviar." , "Well?" "But tha American haT no national dish." "What'a the matter with ioa cream?" LoutavUla Courier-Journal. Visitor I don't see how the treihraen can keep their It tie caps on their heada. Tha Profestaor Vacuum preuure. Puck. 1 Mrs. Platbuah Tour ears are quit red, Mr. Flat buh Really! "Tea. really. I hope rot) haven't been eatlrtff corn on the cob already this season." Yonkers Stateiraan. A western senator of burly aDoearance was passing: an undertaker's shop when a routrnij armrnM man cams out ana saia ; "Bay, mister, will you give 'me a lift with a eaeket?" The senator shuddered and asKed besitat.nv.r; "is there is titers any thin In ltf" "Bhure!" came the hearty reply; "there's a couple or drinks in u. cnicago rosi. BRIEF BITS OF SCIENCE. A telephone wire ewtnea lor 1,10 yard. across tlw Yukon river. Surer is eitraeted from ixtsen vartetiei ot palme which trow tn Ceylon. - European soldiors carry mall flanks of oxygen to rtvlv gasitrteken comrades. California orehards aro piped for th pur- pos of eonveylng epraying solution to the tress. ElMtrieally heated gloves for aviators and automobile drivers are being introduced by British arm. It le sstlmatsd that the odor of the three- hModred-M-ilioata port of a grata of muik 4jka be dotoetsd by th ha man noe. Chile will tend tn ofllelal commieelon t th United State to mak a thorough etndy of agricultural and ladustrlal hydraulics. IfWMt.VwVW. tyQfi)ttr BS PRNATE OR ,N .a. a UM i "rfl i fiMG V0U A AmrntHE- is, weHESwas iv innvvivvi- ' Clerk Now, here, little girl, t can't ipend the whole dsy showing you penny toys. Tio you want the earth with a little red fence around It for one cent? Little Olrl Let mo It. Lift. "I hope,'1' aaid the advocat of moral up lift, "that you do not castigate your children as a means of development." ''No, ma'am," ssld the practical mother; "I'm a-bring! n' up of 'm by hand." Baltimore American. "Don't bother me. I need rest and quiet. I'm a nervous wreck." "What's the matter, pa? Anything gone wrong at the office today?" "I should say bo. I had to call two ner ons on the telephone today. "-t-New York Timei. . . : , Mr. Roxley (coldly) And what are your proepects, may I sjk? Jack Sooter -Pardon me, sir; I merely lev your daughter. I have not been so naiiein. fit Inner van un In Rradaf rsst. and therefor I cannot answer your ques- tlnn fXrujtnn Tr nun rl nt er "Did you see any bunoo men- white you wai up to the city ?' . "Not exactly. "But I got Into a plac where they made me pay it) cents fur ham ar.a sggs. wssningion. "I had a long talk with your husband yesterday "He's an extremely Interesting man as X remember him." Puck. "Miserly offered th man who faved hut life half a dolar." "Did the man accept It?" 'Yes. but he handed Miserly 20 cents Change." Christian Register. "Always see a man fust tfter h has had a good lunch. That is th best time to get an order from him." "And you don't have to invite him out, either," added the thrifty salesman. Judge. . srssaaTvar TirwMtr . It's nice to get home In th fall of th yeas When the heat has got thro' being severe; , When the peaches are rip and th melons are, too, And blue grapes In baiksti ar waiting for you; When th mercury falls from Its porch, X declare, It's time to get bom, for you'll find oonw fort thr. set skinned. When you weary of foods that come bottled and tinned; When sweet taters are mentioned on each bill of fare. And the odor of anlces Is fllllns? the air: Where the roaatln' ears offer a long Iongd ror ireai; It's nice to com horn and find plenty to atj It's nice to gat horn when th trout In th pool Refuses to bit (h grew wis In the school ben the nights get so frosty you shake Then the glamor, of test leaves th lakag and the rivers: When your far-away home looms up largo in your mind. 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