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THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, AUGUST 24, 1918. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BV EDWARD ROSEWATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR THS BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY, PROPRIETOR. Enter at Omaha eoatolfiee M sefoml-cla.a matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. By Carrier flaily KttA flvfirla Oallr srithout Bandar... Kvenlne- and Bandar .... Evening without Sunday. par nonta ..... .eae. He... 40o... Sic... .. .to. By Mail Bar rear, , ... 4 00 .... too 4.00 too Fiundsy Bee only zee ... . Send notlee of change o( addraaa or irregularity Is da. livary te Omaha Bee. circulation ueparwnenw cUITTlHTfl Remit by draft, expreae or poaUl order. Only t-eent ettmpe taken In payment of small account. rwn.i " eieept on Omaha and eaetern eaehange. not geeoptea. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Bu'lding. South Omahj Jilt N atreet. Council Bluffa 14 North Mala treat Lincoln 126 Little Building. Chicago lit Feople'a Caa Building. New York Room 101. 180 Fifth arenua. St Louie tOt New Bank of Commerce. Wa.hlnrton li( Fourteenth atreet. N. W. CORRESPO DENCE. Addraaa aommnnleatlona relating to nawe and editorial matter U Omaha Bee. Editorial Department JULY CIRCULATION. 57.569 Daily Sunday 52,382 Dwlght Wllllarae, circulation manager of The Bee Publishing aorapenf. being duly aworn, aura that the average clreulation for tna monin 01 amy. . . 67..SS daily and (2.U1 Sunday. Mtftnu'r urn t 1 1 ub riwHl.tMa Uenaaaf Subaerlbed in my preaanca and aworn to bef." me thla Id day of Auguat. lilt. ROBF.RT HONTT.R. Notary Pub'ia. Subscribers laaTlaf, I ha city temporarily houlel haw The) Be mailed to tharn. AaV alma will be) ehufaal aa oftoa aa requested. It would teem thit there are t few horse loveri left despite the arrivil of the automobile. Still, when householder buys cream suppose to test 18 per cent, it it only reasonable to insist that the gets 18 per cent cream. ' If the comine Nebraska state fair truly repre tenti the state't agricultural development, it will unquestionably be "the best ever. : Mr. Bryan It to ipeak in every eastern and middle west state except Missouri and Michigan, Missouri it Champ Clark's state. 'Nut sedl The retail credit men in their national coir vention have been ditcuating how to open an ao count. The utual way it to say simply, "Charge No one in either South Omaha or Pundee is now heard complaining about annexation or ask ing to be nnmerged. A year's experience hat proved that the benehti of consolidation far out weigh the disadvantages. Note that our democratic senator from Ne braska is not bolting the caucus thete days. With Mr. Bryan out of the cabinet, the senator is tatit- fied that he has the pull on the White House pat ronage pot without making intimidating demon strations. , 1 ' Several building! on the Epworth League as sembly grounds at Lincoln have been destroyed by conflagration. The visitation must have been designed to furnish an example of the "hell-fire'' described by "Billy" Sunday at th alternative of repentance. ' ' i ' v ? - eieea-eeaa' ; The president of the University of Catifornit threatens to exclude the automobile from the curriculum of the institution. The godt fore fend I In thit age of educational uplift a rever sion to the primitive condition of pedal progres sion is unthinkable. From now on until the second Monday in Sep tember 200 or more tpellbinders will flit from stump to stump in Maine and tell the Tall Piners i how to tave the country. At long at the ttate gett the goods for nothing, chautalking It bound to be unprofitable in Maine. . I Omaha can put up jutt at ttrong s thowing for the new federal land bank at it put up for the federal reserve bank. By giving ut the land bank, the administration can do a little toward correcting the palpable mistake it made in with holding the federal reserve bank. The federal appropriation of good roads money 1 for Nebraska may be ready for our use, but Ne braska will not be ready to use it until suitable legislation it enacted. Those interested in good roads should get busy right away and agree upon the measures they will ask (he law-makeri to adopt. , v: : New York merchants, hdtelkeepert and amuse ment retort managers complain of immense losses sustained by; reason of the publicity attending the infantile paralysis epidemic That reminds ua of tome things we heard when we were trying to help check the spread of scarlet fever at if it were the publicity inttead of the disease that does the damage. . People and Events Half cartload of watermelon! disappeared In Cleveland recently and the police are getting bulletins from the bedside oi four tick boyt. . A physician tayt no man should begin playing golf until he it 40. .- Rarely doet one of letter years fathom the mental myateriet of the game. The cuttomary "thort crop" of Delaware petchel it unusually abundant and orchardisti are picking up big bunches of moneyt The fruit of l.lOCftreei netted the owner $3,500. ' A marriage performed by a spirit through a medium it considered valid by a New Jersey court. The important detail of the size of the spirit fee was lost in the shuffle of greater issues. Two hundred and tixty Rockefeller! held t reunion last week in a tuburb of New York, 1ut John D. wat not there. The Midat of Pocantico hilly looms large at a threwd economist on family relations. , . , War continues piling up orders for American barb wire. Exports have jumped from $4,000,000 in 1914 to $21,000,000 in the last fiscal year. Barb wire entanglements are not a conspicuous target for artillerists, but they manage to blow them up, greatly to the joy of the manufacturers. Edward Lauterback, a noted lawyer and poli tician of New York, admits being the victim of a frame-up of blackmailers for ten years past, and paid out at much at $70,000 in huth money before appealing to the courts for protection. The more he gave the greater and more persistent were the demands. At last he kicked and turned the chief of the blackmailers over to the authorities. Th' oldest woman in New England, Julie BoudrauL has just patted awayat the age of 109 years. She left no specific for longevity, but her life exemplified humanity! unfailing standby work. She did a man's work on the farm, in timber catting and aa a tailor, when the married a tea captain. The harder the job the better the hked it and the greater her reward in years. Settlement by Compulaion. At the debate over the demands of the em ployes contiues, the probability of a general rail road strike becomes more remote, and it now ap pears that some sort of adjustment will be reached under which the traffic of the country may con tinue uninterrupted. Proceedings under guidance of President Wilson are far enough advanced to permit discussion of the methods adopted by him to impose his viewt on both the contettants. A peaceable tettlement of the dispute has al ways been possible, but both sides assumed an unyielding attitude, neither being willing to con cede a' point to the other. President Wilson's support hat encouraged the men in flatly declin ing the offer of arbitration made by the managers; the president's ex parte award of the eight-hour day and its concurrent increase in pay disposing of the main point. Whether this is entirely con ceded by the managers, or some middle ground be eventually found, the settlement will be one of compulsion and not reached' by conciliation, and both sides will leave the court dissatisfied with an outcome determined by force instead of justice. No amount of sentimental prosing can over come this fact. Labor has always objected to compulsory arbitration, and has uniformly opposed legislation looking to this end, or to en force arbitration awards. Labor leaders under stand that a wage decision based on force can not stand, and for this reason have preferred to rely on conciliation, arbitrating points on which agreement it not reached, and turning to the strike only at a last resort. In this case the president's course is tantamount to compulsory arbitration, with a foregone decision against the railroads. The unfairness of the procedure will not be denied. Whatever adjustment it ,finally reached under hit plan, teedt of friction will be left, and a long time will be needed to restore the basit of mutual confidence essential to hearty co-operation. iioi.av Thought Nugget for the Day. The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us and we see nothing Out sand; tne angeis come to visit us, and we only know them when they are gone. oeorge tiuoi, One Year Ago Today in the War. Germans crossed the Narew rive-. London reported a successful landing of allied troops at Suvla bay. Both French and British maintained their ground against vigorous German attacks numerous points along western front, according to fans report. Thit Day In Omaha Thirty Yean Ago. Engineer Cook of the water works and City Engineer Rosewater have gone to Fremont to test the water works lust completed in that city W. J. Martin has received the grateful news that his wife, now visiting in Galesburg, III., has become the mother of a bouncing healthy boy. The funeral of Ezra Millard took place from the family residence, 1818 Capitol avenue. The pallbearers were W. G. Maul, Samuel R. Johnson L. B. Williams, Herman Kountze, Clark Wood man, E. M. Morsman, Henry W. Yates, Judge James W. savage, I. L. Kimball and l,corge W. Holdrege. The remains were interred in Prospect Hill cemetery. Frank Crowell of Butte, Mont., an old Omaha boy, is in the city visiting two of his most inti. Nebraska Wheat Abroad. Omaha's grain market hat gained a much detired distinction, in that ita inspection is now authoritatively recognized by foreign govern ments, and grain goes direct from this market to Europe without the intervention of any other inspection bureau. Thit point wat attained by the timple expedient of convincing the foreign buyert that the Omaha inspection is competent and thorough, and that its integrity may be re lied upon. The advantage of this to the wheat raisers in Omaha territory is obvious. Their product will stand on its own merit in the big European market, where It it already recognized as firtt elan becaute of itt superior quality. Bet ter pricet and turer tale will naturally follow, Here It one tervice the Omaha market has ren dered its patrons that can scarcely be measured yet. In return wheat growers will. seek vOmaha more and more, because it is to their advantage. Steadily the obstacles are disappearing, and the future greatness of the "Market Town" is made more certain. Omaha's Milk Supply. A number of local dairymen have been fined for failure to serve cuttomert with milk up to the required ttandard. Thit it the outcome of a rather remarkable ttate of affairs, the dairy- men having relied upon the advice of the city health commissioner, who told them to ignore the law fixing the quality test for milk. On his tide, the health commistioner tayi he felt justi fied in permitting a reduction in quality rather than subjecting the public to s threatened ad vance In price. Late eventa show the public to have been hit at both ends of the milk bottle; the price wat put up, and till the" state intervened the quality wat kept down. Determination of the authorities to enforce the law which teti t standard for milk and cream to be delivered to customers brings a long fight nearer to its end. Local dairies have been brought up to s high plane of sanitary excellence through a fight extending over s number of yeart, and in which The Bee stood atone among the local papers for months, facing threats of damage auitt and other formt of retaliation because it fought for cleanliness all along the line in the dairy industry. -This fight has gained for Omaha's milk supply s splendid reputation; the lowest infant mortality among cities of itt size in the whole country is the reward. Constant watch fulnett it needed yet to maintain thit ttandard, but the dairymen will in time learn to cheerfully co-operate, became it it to their interest ai much at to that of the public. - The next point to be considered is the price. Up-to-the-test milk delivered at now required to Inture unitary handling, cottt more than it did under the diacarded method, but thit hat already been considered by the producers. New York and Chicago have had much trouble with the milk producers' combination, and it it to be hoped Omaha will not have a similar experience. At to Comparative Chances, In hit latest Commoner, Mr. Bryan drawt whit he calls "An Unpleasant Contrast" in which he tayi: '-' - "Iowa and ' Nebraska are separated by the Missouri river but, unfortunately, that is not the only water that teparatet the democracy of the two ttatei. If the democrats of Nebraska will read the platform adopted by the de mocracy of Iowa, they will understand why the party is hopeful of carrying that state thit fall. Iowa democracy it looking ahead." The irresistible and probably intended infer ence it that Nebraska's democracy ii not looking ahead and that, in Mr. Bryan't judgment, the democrats have lest reason to be hopeful of carry ing Nebraska this fill than they have of carrying Iowa, and goodness knows the chance of carrying Iowa for the democratic ticket it about as tlim at it the chance of the republicani to win out in Georgia. , ) ' Humanity and Brotherhood. Mr. Hughes tayi it it "not mere poetry or rhapsody to speak of the idealt of human brother hood." And this sentiment Rett unexoected eon. firmation from a high tource. Recently a con ductor on the Iron Mountain railroad held hit tram twenty minutet that milk might be procured for a lick baby. For thit he wat reported bv a tubordinate official, who recognized the breach of discipline, but did not, apparently, look be yond that B. F. Bush, who it directing the opera- lion oi tne roaa as receiver, taket the wider view of- the conductor'i act, and hit written to con gratulate him that he "placet the intereat of hu manity above even railroad discipline." . The leaven it working, and while the millenium is not likely to be ushered in by thit one event, it showt that we are making progress towards our idealt of brotherhood, and the multiplication of tuch deedt It making the world a much better place in wnicn to live. ' JlllneV. mate friends, Martin Ramge and Charley Rosters. Mr. Crowell is one of the young men who were born in Umaha when it was a territorial villa- Bruce Cartwright of Honolulu, Sandwich Islands, who has been spending a few days with his old college mate, Hon. J. E. Riley, has left lor Ban rrancisco. Mrs. D. C. Hull has gone to Binghamton, N. Y., in response to a telegram announcing that her brother, fc. B. lonklin, was dying. Hen was well known here while he was connected with the Union Pacific, and many friends will hear with torrow of his untimely summons to eternity. Byron Clark has gone to Ottumwa, la., for a brief vacation in tearch of rest and health. His many friends here wish him both. The examining- board of aoolicants to the dos tion of teacher in the public schools are W. W. neysor, Mn. sudborough and W. a. Curtis, Thia Day in History. 1828 Prince Paskiewitch and the Russians de feated the Turks near Akhalzikh, Armenia, and four days later captured the city. 1855 Queen Victoria visited the Paris Indus trial exhibition first English sovereign in Paris since 1422. 1857 Beginning of a financial nanic. which culminated in an almost entire suspension of the oanRs in tne united states. 1862 Confederates under General Bragg crossed me lennessee river a Dove Lnattanooga, to begin an invasion of Kentucky. 1865 Two hundred and sixty-five lives lost when the emigrant thip Eagle Speed foundered near laicwta. 1866 The Diet of the Germanic Confederation held its last sitting. ioT i i rt . . .. icw jonns nopxins university was incor porated. 1892 Great strike of railway switchmen at Buffalo declared off. 1903 The Turks massacred alt the women anrl children In twenty-two villages in the districts of norma ana Monastir. 1904 Beginning of the great battle of Liao yang, between the Russians and the Japanese. 1906 President Roosevelt ordered a simplified form of spelling in the government printing office. Thit U the Day We Celebrate, Frederick Cohn. rabbi of Temnle Tirael ia celebrating hit 43d birthday. He wat born at Battleboro, Mo and educated at Hebrew Union college. His first charge was in Fort Wayne, whence he came to Omaha in 1904. Ferdinand Haarman. nresident of the Hi. man Vinegar & Pickle company, was born Aug ust 24, 1855, at Hanover, Germany. He went into his present business with his father in 1870. He has served as a member of the state senate. Peter H. Dillon, police sergeant, is celebrat ing his 52d birthday. He was born in Cincinnati and went into police tervice in 1889. Calvin Frye. the new president of the Mother Church of the Christian Scientists, born at An dover, Mass., seventy-One yeart ago today. Rt. Rev. Theoohile Meerarhaert rthoi; bishop of Oklahoma, born in Belgium, sixty-nine yeart ago today. Laura Drake Gill, president of the College for Women of the University of the South, born at Chesterville, Me., fifty-six years ago today. Hector Velazquez, the diplomatic representa tive of Paraguay at Washington, born at Asun cion, Paraguay, fifty-one yeart ago today. Prof. Joseph French Johnson of Neiv VnrU university, who argues that large families should not dc encouraged, norn at Hardwick, Mass., sixty-three yeart ago today. Harry D. Hooper, outfielder of the Boston American leatrue base hall team hn,. .t c.-.. Clara, Cal twenty-nine years ago today. Henry Gowdy, catcher of the Boston National league base ball team, born at Columbus, O.. twenty-six years ago today. Timely Jottings and Reminders. I Perrytburs. O.. it tn relehrote it ......:.! today. a ,enThe 'wn of Crydon, N. H., it to observe itt 150th anniversary todav. The Cremation Aaartrtattnn nf im.i.. t..:. itt annual convention today at Cincinnati. The annual Kansas State conference of Sev enth Day Adventists is to meet at Emporia today for a session of ten days. The annual Canadian National exhibition, the biggest affair of its kind in the nnmlnm. win open at Toronto today and continue until' Sep tember II. Lorain. O.. is to he the meeting r.U. t the annual national convention of the Daughters of Scotland. The American srrtmn r( Ti,.k:,i ciety is to begin its annual national convention to day at St Louis. Charles E. Hughes, reoublican nreairlential nominee, is scheduled tn anealr iivli. ni.. and tonight at Salt Lake City. b ui c ?ulne,r" oivision 'of the International Bible Students association is to begin its annual conference today at Nashville. Chinese students attending American college! tnd schools are to meet tnrlav at Phillip. emy, Andover, Mass., to begin their twelfth annual lumcrcncc. - The Vermont legislature has been rallerl tn meet m special session today to consider the ques tion At lfAvi f. -I , . . . . .iniai assistance ior depend ents of Vermont Aldiers in seryice on the Mexi can border. I Storyetts of the Day. George Frisbie Hoar used to tell thii story: A VOUng woman met her huahanrl ae he re turned from the office, and ahowed unmistakable signs of recent weeping. wnate the matter, Ellen?" asked the hut-band. '"Oh. John.-' She aairi - 'I riYnnnerl mo rlia. mond ring off my finger, and I can't find it any- "'Don't worry, Ellen; ift all safe. I found it this morning m my trousers' pocket."V;Boston Record.. , , , . Mi-reiy Mutrimony Muuutlng. Omaha, August 2S. To the Editor of The Bee: I have spent some time lately trying to fathom the mental proceaaes of one of our Judgoa of the dltrlct court, whose ways of handling domestic matters brought before him paw my understanding. Two casea intoMng the remarriage of divorced persons have juet been adjudicated by him with the remarkable result that lie left one husband with two wives and cne wife with two hus bands. In each case he set aside a divorce because one party had re married within leiw than six months. It did not appear In either case that the ordinal cause for divorce was not sufficient, nor that It had been re moved. Nor was it shown that either of the spouses separated was .main seeking reunion with the discarded mate. Elements 'that ordinarily would warrant Judicial Interference with the new matrimonial alliance were lack inir In both cases, but It was shown In one that the second wife Is soon to become a mother. Thia sapient and inscrutable judge, however, finds that the remarriage had occurred within six months of the granting of the di vorce, set aside the legal separation In each case, and ordered the renewal of the bond that had been cut. To readjust the muddle he has created, he advises the first wife of the dru-bly-wedded husb.ind tj again ipply for absolute divorce, and that the twice-splleed wife ask for the annul ment of her marriage to her extra spouse, overlooking the fact that she had already been divorced from the man she Is forced back upon, and quite likely will be again. Of course, an this muddle vindicates the ' ma jesty" of the law, and preserves Judicial Inerrancy, but how does it square with common sense? OLD FOGY. Wilson's Worthless Word. Omaha, Aug. 23. To the Editor of The Bee: One finds both Interest and amusement in studying the ans wers and criticisms of our democratic friends in their response to Judge Hughes' severe arraignment of the present administration's misconduct of national affairs. After carefully reading their comments It Is some what difficult (or me to believe that these gentlemen have any confidence in their ability to successfully defend the administration. In fact, the "baby act" seems to be rapidly grow ing In popularity among these friends of the president. Everybody remembers that Mr. Hughes had hardly had time to give notice of his acceptance of the nomi nation to the presidency before a host of prominent citizens democrats and assistant democrats constituted themselves a vanguard of the admin istration's campaign forces by repre hending the republican candidate for assertions contained In his message of acceptance. They demanded of him what they claimed was lacking in his letter a denntte statement or tne faults which he found connected with the administration's policies. Now that their demand has been fully complied with, these gentlemen kick like bay steers because of It They spend less time in attempting to re fute the statements or tacts enunci ated in Judge Hughes' addresses than they do in bitter complaint over nis reiteration or tnem. The democrats tell us the presl dent has kept us out of war, and that this achievement alone would entitle him to triumphant re-election. I have serious doubt that the president is entitled to as much credit on this score as congress; lor almost every communication from the Department of State to the German government since the beginning of the present EuroDean war has breathed a spirit of unfriendliness, lr not or actual men ace. 1 cannot neip Deueving mat naa congress exhibited as high a temper as did tne president in matters par- t milarlv relating to tne uerman gov ernment, we might now ba engaged in military difficulties of a much graver nature than our troubles with Mexico. But I imagine that one of the most unkindly and fatal cuts Mr. Wilson has indicted upon his party Is the shabby way in which he has con stantly dealt with a class of citizens who had hitherto almost solidly af filiated with the republican party. Juat before the last election Mr. Wil son addressed a delegation of colored voters, who called on him for nis views and sentiment, and this. In part. was the response oi our (men pros pective president: "r futaure mv colored fellow citizens of my earnest wish to see Justice done them In every matter; ana not mere grudging Justice. Every guarantee or our law, every principle of our consti tution commands this, and our sym pathies should also make it easy." It may oe asseneu einwi ouv.1.- ful contradltion, that no otner ad ministration has ever held forth dur ing the entire history of the govern ment, that manifested a spirit and policy more absolutely antagonistic -to t.. aenriment embodied In the above quotation than has our present chief magistrate and those of his appointees homing administrative ouicea, BELL. AROUND THE CITIES. v metier how fast New York City builds aubwara, paaaearar traffla exeeeda facilities. siom City coal dealers threaten to eur- tall credit during the coming winter. Prompt payment la to be demanded and the price raised to delinquents. Mlnnaapolia etreete are ao encumbered with parked automobiles that moving traf Aa ia aenoualy handicapped. Authontiea are looking toward idle suburban .tresis for relief. ' The Woman'a Municipal leasue of Boa ton ia directing a war on rats. The cam paign haa reached the colored poster stage, but the aucccss of the drive la yet to ha determined. Philadelphia school children have been drafted for a crusade against caterpillars, which Infest trees and shrubbery. One recent day's work resulted in a score of 7t.93K fusaiea captured. A hot light Is on In San Francisco ta drive jitneys off Market street, the city's principal highway. Jitney operators are said to have a fund of 10,000 to Bint exclusion at the polls and in the courts. San Francisco merchants are getting to gether on a plan which will end the custom of sending out gooda on approval. Health officers urge the plan as a means of checking the spread of possible Infection. Bibbing. Minn., claims to be the richest town for Ita alaa In the world. Aaaeaament returna ahow unmlned Iron ore valued at 184,000,000, mining aecurlties valued at IS8.000.000 and 12,000,000 of plain real ae tata and improvements. All violators of traffic laws in New York are now sent to the traffic court, organised tor the benefit of speeders. During July the court heard 1,280 cases. Imposed Snaa to the .amount of 111.200, ordered forty-four impriaonmenta and revoked Ave licensee. The annual report of the St Loula public library ahowa 44S.91I volumes on the shelves af the central building and eranehee. Regis tered, users during the year numbered 104, lit. Nearly two million volumea antra cir culated for home aaa. The library staff con stats of ttt persona. A move In the political pie belt of Kansas City to dispense with the servtcee af a acaj ous milk Inspector collapsed suddenly when tha woman of the "Consumers' league got eeuaeUmea on the phone and talked to theaa tn warm motherly fashion. Tha dada re lented and promised to be food, . SMILING LINES. Thi ihlp's officer was talk In r to the In- quiBitlv old lady who was making her first; ea trip. "Ther yotni eight bells," hs Mid. "Ex cubo me, It I my watch below." 'Mercy on ui." exclaimed the lady. "Does your watch strike ai loud ai all that?" Now York Time. fM CiETTlHff MARWH SNEEK -SHOUU) 1 V WFE ON AROUW WW? NES -YOUU orttY WANE Tb LEAVJE OUT: ENlN0,R?WEWVX RU&SJA, JAmM.MROWA, AUSlKAUrS AND in,W4JIU.0 .SMAUER ISLAM!. "Se her, you old lamal, why didn't you tell me th! hore wan lame before I bought him?" "Well, the feller that Bold him to me didn't say nothln' about It, no I thought it waa a lecret." Plttuburg-h Utapatch. "Gnt a chauffeur, eh! I thought you were av- ae to having one." "I waa; but you Hee our cook got married and we had to give her huband a Job in order to keep her." Bemton Transcript. "I don't think ao much ot the Yellow stone!" "But you were there on your honey moon! One must nee It under favorable conditions, to appreciate its beauties!" Puck She I'm eure there are many girls who could make you happier than I couid. He That's juat the difficulty; they could but they won't. Baltimore American. The IVacori It Is said that the preacher who mixes burilneua with his religion never succeeds. The Faator Well, we'll go on passing the plate a little longer, anyway. Yonkers Statesman. Hokus Whenever Flubdub meets a girl ne begins to indulge in honey phrases. Piihtm Maybe he's afraid he'li have to eat his own words. Judge. j "Isn't this dreadful about not being able to move from one place to another without a permit?" "Not so' bad. Tt's helped my purse con siders bly In stopping the family vacations." Baltimore American. Aged Suitor It ia true that I am con siderably older than you, but a man Is as young as he feels, you know, and Miss Pert Oh. that doesn't matter. What I want to know Is If you are as rich as you look. Boston Transcript. The doctor had listened to his patient's heart, taken his blood pressure. In hort. made a thorough examination of hts phys ical condition. Then ho announced his e,rWChat you want is to get more exerciae, walk more regularly." . . "Well, doctor, I don't see how I can ao that," answered the man. "I'm a poatman. New York Times. A MOTORMAN'S DREAM. (He dreamed that G. W. Wattles gave him one of the finely-decorated picnic cars.) Trimmed in red and yellow and blue, Some purple and green and crimson too; Formed In a fashion tasty and straight. With beautiful denigns all to mate. Not one Inch with a slighted space, Nici) and even, not one rough place. Nicely designed and beautiful to see The decoiated car Wattles gave to me. Each figure so smooth and fine, Bo pe.fect, not one unbroken line; Earh flower fastened with greatest care. Beautiful and neat with not one blur. Work ot an angelic expert hand. All carefully wrought aa 11. st waa planned. An angel's message It sJre must be, The decorated car Wattles gave to me. Given In remembrance of by-gone daya, FoV doing my duty tn many ways; So may I lead a life aa fine ar.d true, Aa the decorated car of many a hue. Think of something better than gossiping foam. Keep my car as cosy as a well-kept home. A lasting lesson may this present be. The decorated car Wattles gave to me, Omaha. W. D. WYKOFF. Wanted 30,000 Men For Harvest Work on Immense Crops of Western Canada Wises $3.00 Per Diy and Board Cheap Railway Rates From Boundary Points Employment bureau! at Winnipeg, Regina, North Portal, Saskatoon, Ft Francet, Kings Gate, B. G; Coutta, Calgary, A"- "o eenteriptio r . , r - -1 l....l Ml iUv inlBrfar.nrn. 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