THE BEE: OMAHA. MONDAY, AUGUST 21, 1916.
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Subscribers UaTtDf the citjr temporarily
should bar. To. Bai mailed to thane. , As
dren will b changed ae oftoa aa raqu.ltod.
Woeful waste compete! with watchful waiting
as a democratic handicap. " ' "
'At the acore now stands a pretidential eto
wallopt a congreitional joker hands down.
If anybody doubts the Barnum census of fool
dom, he needs only spot the fellows who flash
their rolls among strangers.
1. No matter how Maine goes In September, tha
defeated can console ' themselves on narrowly es
; caping being talked to death.
. Political scenery will not take on adequate
: picturesqueness . until the Baltimore economy
plank and the performance decorates every stump
in the country. '
The historic Belchazzar feast looms Urge In
j- ancient chronicles. Beside the porkish appetite
of the democrats the antique gorge shrivels to
piker handout '
. The transformation of s "deserving demo
crat" from s horse doctor Into s coast survey
scientist marks another triumph for the school-
master's pie counter."' -m .-.-...
Maybe the State Journal's defense of the old
statehouse la due to the fact that Lincoln would
rather have the old building than take any chances
on losing the new one. " ". '
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I Frani Josef, emperor of Austria, is 86 years
old today, and as near as can .be learned, Is in
active good health and bids fair to keep his heir
apparent wailing many years more,' -.
. .;. ' : etagi viWf'sr?-
; . Even though wh,eat, corn and other necessar
ies persist In flying; the home team's grip on tha
pennant brightens the prospect and generates joy,
All else failing the rag Is left to chew. . ;
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The British minister of ' finance offers little
comfort to "slsckert" who think they will escape
the penaltifd of , war. ' According to his state
ment, t will take forty years,, with the present
system of taxation, to wipe out the war debt and
pay tunning expenses. ' The home guards may
escape the bullets, but the tax-gatherers ars cer
tain to get them. .
- f... QaWtan satTaS
Democratic leaders' "shed ' copious crocodile
tears because republicans drafted a member of the
supreme court for their standard-bearer. Drag
ging the courts Into politics waa stigmatized as a
"gross assault on judicial' Impartiality" and "a
menace to American tastitntrons." Now the demo
crats of New York art drafting a Judge of tha
court of appeals. to run for governor, and the
tear-ducts fall to yield a drop. It makes s peat
. difference whose ox Is fcorad.
Steamship -agents on the Atlantic seaboard
flout the talk of ah exodut from Europe when
war ends.' Information In their possession point
mora clearly to a rush from this country of aliens
who wish to help restore rained cities In the fight
ing xones and aeek out relatives. Estimates place
the number of returners at 1,000.000. It la claimed
that thousanda of alien laborers have made small
deposits on the passage money. Moreover, the
are able to finance the trip much more readily
than the impoverished victims of war.
People and Events. '
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Over In Milwaukee they dismissed a policeman
for helping himself to a plate of ice cream. Mil
waukee is still loyal to the refreshment that made
it famous. . .
; 'A St Louis woman recently attempted to
rescue a friend from the clutches of the police by
kicking the patrolman-in the eye. The remarkable
performance shows how modern dress lends itself
to pedal proficiency. ' s ' ' '
. Alice Goodman, 17, a San Francisco swimmer,
swam across the straits of the Golden Gate, seven
eights of a mile wide, in fifty-one minutes. ; The
young athlete failed to beat the record by nine
minutes because the tide swept her out of a
straight course. .;... f - . --.--.- ; ;
Railroad station porters already class 1916 as
the poorest in portering history. In New York,
particulaly, porter lamentation mocks the starlit
domes of gilded lobbies. No tourists for Europe,
the shark scare and health regulations impart to
business the melancholy look.
The latest thing in police assistance is the
mother police, which supplements the junior police,
inaugurated in congested sections of New York
City. A mother in each block is appointed ipon-
; tor for the junior cops, especially the girls, who
arc thus induced to tell their troubles to the moth
er cop. Should the latter deem complaints war
rant official aid, the copper on the beat is at her
fervice. -. 1 , .-. -y . -V "
The long-talked-of project of bridging San
Francisco bay from Telegraph hill to Oakland haa
taken a fresh grip on public interest and four
plant- ire under consideration by army engineers.
The plan exciting most interest calls for four huge
. cantilever soans of 2.0(10 feet each from Tele
graph hill to Goat island, with a clearance of ISO
Itct above nigh tide, rrora Uakiana to tne island,
a fill of two miles is contemplated, a ateel viaduct
7,550 feet long and a cantilever span of 2,900 feet.
The estimated cost is $75,000,000.'
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"Labor and the New Wealth."
Defenders of the Wilson administration now
set up that labor has had its full share of the "new
wealth" created by the democrats in the last four
years. Labor has had its full share of what the
democrats in power have brought about but it
hasn't taken on the form of "new wealth." In
December of 1913, following the Seattle conven
tion of the American Federation of Labor, Samuel
Gompers addressed circular letter to all labor
organizations, urging them not to submit to a re
duction in wages as a means for bridging over the
severe industrial depression, then gathering force.
In November, 1914, the labor leaders in New York
ascribed the defeat of Martin Glynn, candidate for
governor, and Samuel Gompers, candidate-at-large
for the constitutional convention, on the demo
cratic ticket, to the fact that the unemployed laid
their condition at the door of the Wilson ad
ministration. ,
New York City never entertained so many
unemployed as during those two winters. Church
es were raided by homeless men, seeking shelter
from the storm; "Jeff" Davis, "king of the ho
boes," opened his famous "Hotel de Gink," where
thousands of wanderers were cared for. The state
law was Invoked to prevent tne employment of
alien laborers on public work, in order that the
natives might have s chance to earn something
to live on. Philadelphia, Chicago, Omaha, every
center of industry in the country, felt the pressure,
and none of them have forgotten it With 1915
came a flood of war orders, and enterprise re
sumed, but labor was forced to strike to gain any
share in the "new wealth" being created.' No year
of recent history had witnessed so many strikes as
were recorded in 1915, but 1916 has exceeded the
record. If labor has had any advantage in the
inflation of prices following the war boom, it
hasn't yet been detected outside the White House
circles. ,
The Monumental impudence of the democrats
In claiming to have brought prosperity to the
workers surpasses even their pretensions to econ
omy and business efficiency in administering the
affairs of the government
Nebraska Tax Levy for 1916.
The-Nebraska tax levy for 1916 has been made
by the State Board of Equalization and Assess
ment, and from-now on the public will be enter
tained by the democrats, making boast of the re
duction in assessment accomplished. Seven
tenths of s mill has been lopped off the general
fund levy, and this will be the basis for bragging.
It will be well for the voters to keep in mind
certain facta, '
' According to the summary of appropriations
ss exhibited by Stste Auditor Smith, the legisla
ture of 1915 set aside $8,856,887.44, as against
$8,143,038.85 appropriated by the legislature of
1913, an increase of $713,848.59, and s new record
for expenditures In Nebraska. .
... The total amount to be raised by direct taxa
tion under the 1915 levy was $3,277,130.08; under
the established levy for 1916 the total amount to
be raised will be $3,057,194.97, a decrease of $219,
935.11,i instead of ."almost a million," as was an
nounced from Lincoln. Of this decrease, $117,
513 has. already been paid from the 1915 collec
tions. This leaves the total net reduction but
$42,422.11. ,. .
No reduction In levy is made In any but the
general fund. 'Far university, .special university,'
norms! school and state bridge, aid the assessment
Is the same as it was last year, although the total
valuation of the state has been increased by
twenty millions, which will increase the collection
for those funds by just that much. '
But the general fund is compensated by the
increased Collections of fees. Auditor Smith re
ports a probability of these collections reaching
$450,000 for 1916; as a matter of fact for 1915 the
collections In the various offices turned over to
the general fund amounted' to $461,172.69, and it
la not. likely they will fall far below that total
this year,. This wilt bring the general fund up to
approximately $2,165,000, or $225,000 less than last
year,, but, of last year's geneial fund deficits
amounting to $355,000 were taken care of, which
will not have to be provided for this . year, which
really leaves the administration with $130,000 more
in the general fund for 1916 than it had to spend
in 1915. .
Just keep these figures before you when read
ing of how the present state administration haa
reduced taxation and saved money.
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Ths Wixard of Industries.
A few years ago the development of the
telephone was deemed tha wonder of the time.
Equally astonishing was the expansion of indus
tries in the electrical field. People marveled for
the moment many hesitated, but finally embraced
both, creating a demand that overwhelmed sources
of production.- These constitute the industrial
romances of yesteryear. Today the wizard of in
dustries is the automobile.
Those who give more than passing thought to
the procession of cars speeding along popular
highways, or view the thousands daily parked
in city streets, rightly ask themselves how far can
we go in multiplying cars and avoid clogging
the highways. Already the traffic problem per
plexes every city and measures of safety taxes the
resources of municipal authorities. Yet the fact
remains that demand not only keeps up with pror
duction, but. this year promises to absorb the
largest output of cars in the brief history of the
automobile, . . . .
The federal cenaut bureau -recently reported
that 2,445,664 cars were registered In the United
States in 1916,' averaging one car to every forty
four of the population, ' The output of factories
for the first six months indicate s total production
of 1,500,008 cars for the year, almost double the
output of any previous year. ' Added to the cara
registered, the output' will bring the total of cars
owned in this country, close to 4,000,000, easily
representing an investment of $2,000,000,000. . . ,
- Not the least remarkable feature of thjs in
dustrial development is the jolt It gives the notion
that demand fixes the pries. Ten yeara najo few
cars could-be had under $2,000. F- yeara later
$1,000 was a 'minimum price. Today, there are
fourteen cars priced below $700. Moat of theae
years the demand equalled the supply, yet the
farsighted manufacturers. Ignoring the law of
supply and demand, reduced cost and improved
quality at the same time, winning financial success
through quantity, popularity,' servieability. '
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Berlin estimates the toss of the allies at id,
000,000 men, of whom more .than 2,800,000' are
dead. A few days ago London put out a list of
German losses compiled from German casualty
lists, showing losses of 3,135,177 men In Germany
alone. - No lists of French, Austrian or Turkish
losses are published. The figures mutely testify
to the appalling havoc of war and the desolation
wrought among the people afflicted. '
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Thought Nugget for the Day.
Alas I by what rude fate
Our lives, like ships at sea, an instant meet
Then part forever on theireour DeMAN
One Year Ago Today In the War.
Allies put cotton on the contraband list.
M. Venizeloa again became premier of Greece.
Tremendous cannonades reported all akng tne
western front . " ,
French mortars demolished German trenches
in the Vosges. ...
British seaplane sank Turkish troop ship in
Sea of Marmora.
This Day In Omaha Thirty Years Ago.
Secretary G. M. Nattlnger has gone to St.
Louis and will return with his bride, said to be
one of the fairest daughters of the "Future Great.
The pavera on the sidewalk in front of the
Paxton have atruck, claiming that they have not
been paid according to agreement. ,
The county commissioners have decided to ad
vertise for bonds and estimates for a new county
a a . . f L. ..;tt atasKtTlla-
nospitai. tne erection 01 wnicn w. - "
to the vote of the people. They have alio awarded
tSOIiL
the contract for the grading of the Military road
on the first hill east of Irvington, comprising
about 5,000 yards, to M. F. Donnelly, at 13 cents
PersrS?'Auchmoedy. deputy county clerk, and
wife, have returned from a pleasant trip of two
weeks to Salt Lake City and vicinity. During his
absence Miss Mattie Needham attended to his
desk in the county clerk's office.
Mr. Evers, superintendent of the letter carriers
of this city, haa made a directory of his own, ad
ding the-names of all newcomers who receive mail
through the office, which shows the population of
Omaha to be 79,547.
Mrs. Richmond Anderson, accompanied by her
step-daughter, Elsie, has returned to Omaha, after
a pleasant two months' visit to Dallas City, 111.,
and Eaton, O. Friends of the former will be glad
to learn that she has quite recovered from her
severe illness of last spring.
Today ta History. . ' . . Ct
lSlb Charter granted tor u
Louis, the first bank in the Missouri metropolis.
1836 Battle between United States troops and
Indians at Fort Drane, Fla.
1847 John M. Thurston, United States sena
tor from Nebraska, born at Montpelier, Vt Died
in Omaha, August 9, 1916.
1856 The famous Charter oak at Hartford
waa blown down; a dirge was played at noon and
the bells were tolled at sundown. -
1863 Confederate band under Quantrell made
a raid on Lawrence, Kan.
1866 A. national, convention of workingmen
assembled at Baltimore to consider- ways and
means to secure an eight-hour workday.
, 1867 Cornerstone laid of the first abutment
of a bridge across the Missouri river at Kansas
City ' . 1 . .
1884 France began a war against China.
1886 Prince Alexander of Bulgaria was ab
ducted from hia palace in Sofia and carried into
Russia,
This Is the Day We Celebrate.
..Frank B. Hochstetler, president of the Wright
& Wilhelmy company, is celebrating his 58th
birthday today. He was born in Nebraska City
of a family of Nebraska pioneers and came to
Omaha with the firm of Rector & Wilhelmy com
pany in 1883, t. ..i
S. A. Houser, Who, Ir thfr; man behind the
Omaha Taxicab company, Is just 29 years old to
day. . His birthplace is Henderson, la.
. Jack Sharp, who looks after "The Only Way,"
was born in Omaha just forty years ago today.
Rev; William W. Bustard, pastor of the Eu
clid Avenue Baptist church in Cleveland, known
as the Rockefeller church, born at Patterson,,
N. J., forty-five years sgo today.
j . Claude Graham-White, prominent member of
the British military aviation corps, born in Hamp
shire, England, thirty-six years ago today.
Cyrus B. Austin, dean of Ohio Wesleyan uni
versity, born in Clinton county, Ohio, sixty-five
years ago today. , j
- Cardinal' Fruwlrth, papal nuncio at Munich,
born at St. Anne of Argon, Austria, seventy-one
years ago today.
Frank A. Munsey, who recehtly acquired title
to the New York Sun, born at Mercer, Me., sixty
two years ago today. -
Frank J. Marshall, champion American chess
player, born in New York City, thirty-nine years
ago today. ' ...
' Frank Isbell, president and manager of the
Des Moines Western lesgue base ball club, born
at Delavan, N. Y, forty-one years ago today.
J. Owen Wilson, outfielder of the St Louis
National league base ball tram, born at Austin,
Tex., thirty-three years ago today.
Timely Jottings and Reminders.
Hamilton, O. today begins a week's celebra
tion in honor of its 125th anniversary.
. The first national convention of Women's
Welsh-American clubs meets today at Youngs
town, O. .....
, Charles E. Hughes, republican nominee for
president, Is scheduled to speak this afternoon
at San Diego and tonight at Los Angeles.
The opening of the Pueblo-Los Angeles high
way, via the Grand Canyon of Arizona, is to be
celebrated today at Wolfe Creek pass, on top of
the continental divide In Colorado.
JerTersonville will enter upon a week of festiv
ity today in celebration of the centennial of
Indiana statehood.
" sThe supreme council of the Grand Temple of
Honor ana Temperance'is to hold its annual ses
sion this week at Ironwood, Mich. .
Adequate insurance ratea is to be the chief
topic of consideration at the annual meeting of
the National Fraternal congress, which assembles
today at Cleveland.
A civilian military training camp will be opened
today at Fort Douglas, near Salt Lake City, for
recruits from all of the intermountain states.
' The annual convention of the Iowa Associa
tion of Deaf Mutes is to be entertained in Des
Moines during the two days beginning today.
The War department has arranged to hold
special examinations today for citizens between
the ages of 21 and 27 desiring to obtain a com
mission in the 'army without the four years' train
ing at West Point. : . .
The new Farm Loan board is to begin a series
of hearings today at Augusta, Me., to compile
information on which it will divide the country
into twelve farm loan districts, under- the new
rural credits law, and determine the location of
a federal loan bank in each.
Storyett of ths Day.
' In the reign of Francis I of France, quickness
of wit waa often more promptly rewarded than
actual merit The monk Refiner Mainus did not
lack merit,: but he owed his first advancement,
nevertheless,' to a clever retort.
Francis, who waa very fond of the game of
tennis, was playing .one day with Mainua. The
monk finally ended the hard-fought game with
brilliant stroke.
.-' The king was somewhat out of humor on ac
count of his defeat. " ' , '
"Remarkablel" he exclaimed sarcastically. To
think that such 'a stroke should. be made by a
mere monk r . ' ' .
"But aire," replied the monk, who was ss quick
with his wits as he was with his racquet "it is
your majeaty'a own fault that the stroke waa not
made by an abbot." - ,
. A week later Mainus received his appointment
as Abbot of Beaulieu. Pittsburgh Chronicle
Telegraph. - ,
"AbaeluU Fktim," 5ay GvnMf Cjpmt.
Top, Km., A at. It. To tin Editor ot
Th Bm: In your u of Antra it 11 yen
publish! n tTrtlimrnt by th Ntbrmikft
PrefpT.t7 sturut, reprinting, what wtu pur
portsxi ta W u IntwTrlsrw with m te tho
ftt Lout Poit-Diipstefe. ThU It absoLuta
Action. I hav maoa no such ftatiniita to
tha St Lo-ii Po-t-Dti patch or anyona alte.
ftfnca th.a iUt eloaad Ha doon to tha
liquor businaai a navar-mdlnc campaign- of
falsehood baa bean conducted by tha liquor
inUraaU of tattani tUtea. With aearcelr
an exception not one truthful anertlon haa
baan published by tha whUky daalars about
tha iltuattoa In thla iUU. Tha wonder in
my mind hai alwaya been what itransa aort
of mentality ta rat pons ib La for tbb particular
kind of mendacity. I have tnarvalad at tha
assurance which haa lead tba liquor faitar
eate to tuppoie that their iciona mltrepra
aentationi would not be discovered untrue.
Bo palpably falae have been their charge
aa to the operation of the prohibitory law
In Kantaa that the liquor dealers' publicity
haa proved a boraeranr in almost every
state where they have conducted that kind
of a campaign.
I write you at thla time to advia yon
that the advertisement of tha Nebraska
Prosperity lea true has absolutely no founda
tion so far aa I am concerned.
ARTHUR CAPPER,
. Governor of Kansaa.
Governor Merehead a Position.
Lincoln, Aug. IB. To tha Editor of Tha
Bte: In view of the criticism of the actions
of tha Banking board in regard to tha
guaranty funds, of a liquidated bank, permit
ma to state my position. As I regard It, tha
only question In the renewal of the bualnesa
of the bank, is tha personnel of tha new
stockholders and the old, their financial re
sponsibility, tha possibilities of sueeess,
and of this tha Banking board was thor
oughly convinced.
In no way can X see where the guaranty
fund has been deprived of one legitimate
dollar, a far aa this bank Is concerned
Tha local newspaper critics speak of Mr.
Mullen la this transaction, but fail to apeak
of John J. , Sullivan, former chief justice of
the supreme court, who the stockholders had
employed also to appear before the Banking
board. It la impossible for the Banking
board to direct who they shall hire, or
whether It Is necessary to employ anyone,
any mora than It la possible for me to pre
vent attorneys who are in my office nearly
every day looking over matters pertaining
to men who are serving time in the peni
tentiary, bank charters, insurance matters,
tax matters, or any other business.
It would be much easier for mc, and, I
presume, for the other members of the
board to grant charters to everyone who
applied. The refusal to grant charters makes
enemies, the granting of then hakes friends.
My actions have been conscientious, and If
tha court should interpret tha law that all
ahoald have charters who apply, I would be
very glad to comply with their decision.
However, I have felt that the weak place
of tha law should be strengthened and used
my efforts when In tha state svenata, aa well
as recommending to both sessions of tha
legislature since being governor, soma added
legislation for tha direction of the Banking
board.
A bank badly managed, having tha pro
tection of a conservative and carefully man
aged bank, is claimed one of the weak places,
and yet the badly managed bank la some
times conducted in a way aa the Banking
board can hardly prevent It doing business.
They study the law, and, comply with tha
requirements of the guaranty fund law, and
then do ao many things outside of it that
there la a queston as to their good business.
The state of Oklahoma has had consider
able trouble with its guaranty law, and I
understand that many hundreds of thousands
of dollars of obligations are unpaid. My
only desire la to avoid the same conditions
that exist in Oklahoma.
JOHN H. MOREHEAD,
Governor of Nebraska.
A Ward for tha Dusky Waller.
8t Mary, Neb., Aug. II. To the Editor
of the Beet I note in The Bee an article by
a party signing himself "Nuntoo Sqweemiib."
aa follows :
"But tba waiter 1 Suffering Hoses 1 The
odor that permeated the air around about
him would bava proven hia fortune had ha
hut rented himself out to the South Side
packign house aa an advance agent."
"By the aweat of thy trow shalt thou eat
thy bread." That "Nuntoo 3." does not be
long to the class that eat their bread by
tha sweat of their brow Is self-evident,
because if ha did he could 111 afford to dina
with his friends at a leading hotel In Omaha.
"God created all men of one blood. Nev
ertheless "Nuntoo 8." assaila with ridicule
and condemns a waiter about something over
which he has no control, but which was so
ordained by tha Supreme Ruler of the Uni
verse, The dusky waiter, whose station In Ufa
is among the poor and humble, must meekly
submit to Insulting expressions of his finan
cial superiors. But the poor waiter has the
consolation that "Blessed are the meek, for
they shall Inherit tha kingdom of beaven,"
and, "He ralseth the needy from the dust
and llfteth tha poor from the dunghill, that
they may alt with princes and hold tha
throne of glory." :
So much for the poor. What consolation
have tha rich? "It shall be as easy for a
camel to pass through the eye of a needle
as for a rich man to enter the kingdom of
heaven. If "Nuntoo S." Is a member of
the rich, let us hope ha has not accumulated
hts wealth by God-accursed methods, and
that he does not belong to that class of
rich of which Job says, "They reap tha
field that Is not their own, and gather the
vintage of hia vineyard whom by violence
they have oppressed. They have violently
robbed the fatherless and stripped the poor
common people." Or Isaiah, "Woe unto
them that make wicked, laws, and when
they write they write Injustice. To oppress
the poor In judgment, and do. violence to
the cause of tha humble, my people, that
widows might be their prey and that they
might rob tha fatherlesa."
Would It not be more consistent for na
of the Anglo-Saxon race. In order to obtain
the grace of God, to get on our knees and
thank Our Heavenly Father for the blessing
of having been spared tha affliction that
must be borne by those of African birth,
and extend our sympathies, rather than to
In dulge ta humUutins remarks.
H. SCHUMANN.
EDITORIAL SIFTINGS.
Philadelphia Ledger: Uncle Sam ta buying
real estate. O for the good old days when
wa could swipe it from the Indians 1
Washington Poet: About tha only way
left for a rising young mayor to obtain fame
is to be photographed without a top hat.
Detroit Free Press i A fashion note says
that skirts are to be a little longer this fall.
It mas a cinch that if they were changed
at lal that is the way it would have to be
done. "
Chicago Herald: Danish objection to sell
ing the Danish West Indies Is paasfbly based
on the Idea that tha Hjnited supply of
Islands will probably causa the market price
to go np later. :
-Pittsburgh Dispatch t The president told
the women that both parties have In their
platforms favored the extension of suffrage
through state action, "and I da not sea
how their candidates can consistently dis
regard these official declaration!." And then
ha thought of Baltimore and laughed.
Emporia Gasettet If two niche In' tha
hall of fame can be found which are not
working, they should be filled with statutes
of tha men who invented the Palm Beach
suit and the first pair of canvas shoes. And
If an Idle limb can be found the Inventor
of the apart shirt should be rounded up and
hung ta effigy from it.
Houston Postt The Preparedness .League
of American Dentists has worked out plana
whereby te.tOO dentists throughout tha
United State will devote certain periods
every six months to correcting the dental
defects of candidate! for enlistment In the
military forces of tha United State. Tbla
1 preparedness of the right kind and will
make the first year of enlistment much mora
pleasant for tha boys of Uncle Sam.
; SMILING 1 JES.
"I Intended to give yen ,'tamond engage
ment rlug, darUnc. No diamonds bave
gone up so''
"Oh. you dear txryl 1 w i value It all the
mora because you want make sacrifices
for me." Ballmoro A met 'can. .
Henry it waa a caan of Vote at first eight
with me.
Richard Then why di .Vt you marry
her?
Henry I saw her aga . An several oc
casions. Puck. -
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'1 se the march of progress a-spa
right on."
"How now?"
"A concern that nsnd t feature fertilise)
now advertises ita product j plant food."
Louis vl It Courier-Journal.
WWMR.KAeiBeUs,
A Wf4 MMI CNJJ r ON MB,
Wtff9 ANOTHER Hui W VitrX .
HiM-isrr BKAua.-Hsfm
BASHFUL f .
.wse sjustti
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FOG! I.
Hub The doctor e.tyji t ,at If I keep on
working at this pace afte money, I ahall
be a wreck at forty-f v.
Wife Never mind, dear; by that time we
shall ae able to afford 1 .Boston Transcript
'Tou can't fool all the people all the
time."
"True. Still, I havn no rouble in getting
summer boarders. Kansaa City Journal.
"Haa he asked for our daughter's
hand?"
"No, but I have ho(s; he has taken to
ordering the servants frbou ." Life.
The Suitor (in a rh jsody) I adore
everything that la beautt ul. exquisite. I
love the serene, the perfec.
The Maid (coyly)--Oh, Harry, how can
I refuse you when you put t beautifully?
Puck.
"Does your husband d ' foolish things
with his money?"
"Well, I wouldn't say tl it. He gtvea It
all to me." Detroit Free ress.
'Ton have been accused of being a pre
varicator." "Well," replied Senator Sorghum, "that
Bounds hopeful. The fact t lat they selected
so delicate a word Indicate i that somebody
Is afraid of me." Washing on Star.
"That rich little kid's g : a place In hia
house he calls the buttery. 1
that la?"
"Why. It's the place where I
goat, you boob," Hal Minor arurt-a
"Blnka la wt.at I call a d'ttfsfer 4 I
"Yep?"
y.p he saw the tax collator art
automoblie ivming around the r.ar
the eam4 time, and blow me if Jv- t
dodge 'em both." Florida T-mao-Ug'tt
"Whsre'a the place Old Ful fad
horse dewn tf-c sUps?"
"Right hcf. Want to admu 19
torlcal spot?"
"Nop: ant f - ln m' "
bile. ' Louisville Coutlfr-JouraaL .
"I want you to understand that .
my moiey by hard work" 1
"Why, Z thought It vaa left yw af
"""So It wfi: but I had hard word
It away frmn ths lawyers. 'Boon (
script 1 '
"What did the jury d '
for stec-lln" BUI Jlaltey' sheep?
"Found Mm not guiUy. saW
they was him they'd lake tha snevp
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