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Addnaa eemanntcatlona relntlna ta nawa and adltorial mattar to Omaha Baa, Editorial Department. JUNE CIRCULATION. 57,957 Daily Sunday 52,877 ' Dwiaht Williams, circulation m.naier of The Baa Puhllshias aompany, belns duly sworn, aaya that tha ..erase etreuletlon for tha month of June, Ilia, waa S1,if dally and 62,(77 Sunday. ...... "DWI0HT wiLLiAJjSi Circulation Manager. Subeertaod in my praier.ee and aworn to bofora ma this Id day .of Wtjj HtfNTEt NoUrT ..Hle, Jubacribora leavinf tha city teraporarllr ea.uld bar. Tha Baa Bulla, to tbam. Ad .roes will a chanfoet aa f tea aa requested. " To land s land bank (or Omaha calls for a strong pull, a long pull and a political pull. One of the very beat things, and one of the hardest to do these day, i to keep your temper. ' More discord among the peace advocates: Rev. Aked has handed his resignation to Henry Ford. : . - ' Pity the poor weather man I He has to abide the temperature and answer the questions at the same time. '' ' ' '" : The Nebraska farmer can afford a new auto mobile this year. Like Cap'n Cuttle, "If anybody kin, he kin." . ' ' ' Hastings vindicated its claims to qualifica tion! as a host to the multitude, not the least of them being its new hotel. ! Waiting to hear what ex-Secretary of State Bryan thinks about the purchase of the Danish West Indies and all the inhabitants thereof. President Wilson says, the troops are being kept on the border for war. . This may yet cause a revision of the democratic platform. ' Nebraska Republicans In Fighting Trim. VVfiile no battle can be won before it is fought, the significance of the convention just held by Nebraska republicans and the platform they have promulgated lies in the spirit of confident deter mination for a united and aggressive campaign for party success in November. History cannot be unmade, but the disposition to forget past dis sensions and look only forward has brushed aside all petty differences as to details for rallying the forces in a solid column behind the national stand ard bearers and in support of the principles and policies enunciated by the national party. Let it be known that Nebraska republicans are thoroughly in accord with the idea of nationalism. They are in step with the march of progress by which effective federal regulation must supersede state regulation of railroads, as against the demo cratic states' rights policy of divided and multi plied and therefore weak regulation, and so will be the voters of Nebraska when the issue is fully explained and understood. When a thousand men, from all parts of the state, travel distances up to 300 miles to attend political conclave without any special business to perform, except as a ratification meeting, it is proof positive of party alertness and vitality. This is much more true when the party happens to be out of power in both state and nation with no pie counter" brigade responding merely to pro tect their meal tickets. In Nebraska, then, it ap plies fsr more to the republicans than to the democrats. True, over-confidence sometimes threatens disaster as much as does hopeless discouragement, but with the favoring conditions, this state ought to be put back in the republican column by a decisive majority next November and contribute ight Hughes and Fairbanks votes In the electoral college to help redeem the national government from democratic incompetence. That is the mes sage of the convention and the inspiration of the platform. ' Queen Wilhehnina has also kept the Dutch out of the war and because of geographical po sition his had the hardest task of all to maintain neutrality: '" Those Jacksonians might have saved their ' railroad fare, but then they would not have learned the lesson, "No use going where you're notwanted," '"' " The. Ugliness of that Welcome Arch has one redeeming feature it shines alike for all, regard less, of politics, religion, wealth or relative im portance or unimportance. " State convention chairmen should by all means have a better understanding with the weather man with reference to the temperature to be fur nished for the last Tuesday in July. , ' The school board that was elected on the is sue of reform and retrenchment is asking for the biggest tax levy ever. Some jobs are much eas ier to criticise than to do differently. "We commend all our candidates as worthy of support," says the democratic platform. Yes, but several of the candidates have more than once denounced one another as unworthy of support. If Omaha had a real workhouse, so that a police court sentence meant actual hard labor rather than a rest cure at public expense, the ron't work hoboes would take good care to go round us. ' ' ' When it comes to "stalling," both Steelier and Lewis could gain Some valuable pointers from certain railroad '- lawyera wrestling for time gainst a supreme court order for a visduct over dangerous bridge crossing. . At any rate, the Nebraska democrats in con vention assembled stopped short of indorsing the gall of their head political oil inspector with his preposterous scheme to perpetuate himself on the payroll by constitutional amendment 1 People and Events t A West Virginia woman told the court that she would consent' to a divorce if she waa per mitted to keep the family parrot. Some husbands i are born great, others run into a bunch of luck. ' The nestor of life insurance boosters In this ' ! country is James Townsend of Roslindale, Mass. j.i He is 90 past, still hustling, and puts up a line ! of insurance talk that unwinds a roll as smoothly I as a gasoline service station. I ' The Massachusetts Minimum Wage commit- '. sion recommends' a' wage of $875- a week for ! women emoloved in clothing: factories. The com I mission found, on investigation, that the cost of i living for a self-supporting womsn is $8.98 s week, I but omits to say why its conclusion cut under the finding. In solte of the honors and emoluments of the job, the life of a Chicago alderman gathers a few i shadows. A jury oi twelve strong men are asaeo to Danish the better half of an alderman because i she hangs her movable ringlets on the back door i line and the celebrated lake breeze caresses the I strands and wafts a few into the soup tureen, of the neighbors. ., . r ... ' t Two wicked boys, scouting for birds' nests, ! unexpectedly prevented a social upheaval in high society at Alliance, O. Two yards of hand cro I dieted lace disappeared from a family line and i sleuths and suspicion spotted the neighborhood. The loss was nearing.the search warrant atage when the boys discovered trie treasure woven into a room s nest . A salt sea mariner of the days of the wind miners. Benjamin Doanc of Bayoune, N. J, . "crossed the bar" on the final voyage at 93. Back in the 40's he breasted the seven seas as a whaler, and had a store of salt water experiences that would fill several books with thrills. From the tiller of the windjsmmer he passed to the bridge of aa Atlantic liner until age put him on shore duty. Thought Nugget for the Day. The tissues of the life to be We weave with colors all our own. And in the field of destiny We reap as we have sown. Anon. One Year Ago Today in the War. . Austrian airmen dropped a oozen oomua m Verona. . . . , Premier Asouith announced total Britisn cas ualties to July 18 as 330,995. Orrunatinn of a Dart of the German colony of Kamerun by French reported from Paris. London announced that the British had driven back the Turks in Asiatic Turkey and captured a large amount of war equipment This Day in Omaha Thirty Yeara Ago. r.ntnl Pnrifir ear "San Francisco has ar rived to meet Mrs. Judge Sanderson and family returning from a European tour. Mrs. Sander sons home-coming will De very aau, mr uunng her absence her husband died suddenly in San Francisco. At a meeting of the finance committee of the RnarH nf Education it was decided to pay the city $2,000 for the paving and guttering of Davenport, in front of the High school grounds. The Union Pacific road from Thirteenth to Twentieth west is lined by small shanties of all "Hide and Seek" in the War Game. "' English and French warships, standing off and on, just outside the three-mile limit at the en trance to Chesapeake "bay, are the "outs" in a pretty game of hide and seek. Captain Koenig and his Deutschland are the "ins," and the cap tain seems to thoroughly understand the rules of the gsme. It is on the odd chance of landing a shot and sinking his ship the cruisers wait, and he shows little disposition to disappoint them' in their wsiting. When he gets good and ready, he will drop down the Patapsco and the game will be on in good earnest All the chances are in favor of, the Deutschland, and it will be marvellous if one of the waiting war dogs gets a glimpse of the submersible, let alone a chance to fire at it. While all this Is going on, the people of the United States, regardless of biss, are waiting the out come,' admiring the' sportamsnship of Captain Koenig, and hoping he'll reach the deep water in sfety., V,,,.. f'.' Relying on Their Record. , Only the fondest of infatuation could have ac tuated the democrats in prefacing the platform adopted at Hastings by a challenge that the rec ord of the party be inspected. In the same breath support is ssked for a candidate for president who is running for re-election in direct violation of a pledge made for him by his party at Baltimore four years ago, and which he then accepted. -Nor is the one-term plank of that platform the only one that has been ruthlessly set aside, al though the claquers of the party now urge that every promise is "written in the book of deeds,' whatever that is. As to the prosperity of the country, think what was the condition two years ago, just before the Europesn war broke out, and by its shipping embargo saved our country from the folly of the Underwood bill. As to Mexico, the president has cerainly handled affairs down there with "delicacy." He has kept us out of war, although he has twice sent an armed force into that "friendly" country; but he has an army of 150,000 men on the border now, more than ever assembled by the United States in time of peace. He hss protected American citisens along the border, as Is attested by Columbus, Glen Springs and other places. He hss "compelled respect for American citizenship, as will be found by look ing up the list of Americans who died In Mexico, victims of bsndits; whose property was destroyed, and whose women underwent unspeakable out rage. Other features of the Hastings platform will be considered in due time, but the challenge to scan the record of the party nationally de serves immediste attention. . Good Roads and tha Federal Treasury, i. Announcement by the Department of Agri culture of the apportionment of the first year's $5,000,000 of the $75,000,000 set aside for good rosds does not mean that splendid highwsys are to spring up aa magic where the feet of Uncle Sam touch. It doea mean that the general gov ernment is going to shsre to some degree in the expense of building good rosds.. The states will have to share equally out of their own pockets in tlte cost of construction and accept the re sponsibility for maintenance. This provision something of' a menace to permanency for it leaves the rosds very much ss they are now, uit' der local influences thst have not so far been able to. produce or maintain efficient highways. The general plan of the highway act is attractive; but it is deficient in that it does not contemplste an oversight that would effectively secure the up' keep of highways once constructed. If some such arrangement is not made the money ex pended by the federal government will serve no better purpose than that expended by the state, which usually wasted. Nebraska's quota of the present appropria tion is just over 2 per cent At this ratio ,the state may draw $1,500,000 of the total sum set aside. At the limit of expense set by the depart' ment, not to exceed $10,000 a mile, with the state's contribution, it will mean 300 miles of main line highway to be constructed within five years, i Not an especially extensive campaign, but .stimulus to action, and a certain incentive. to keeping up the work. ... Candidates for office will enhance personal safety by heeding the lesson of the Wild West accident . When an experienced horseman proved unequal to the task of riding two horses, the politician who undertakes the job challenge: the political coroner. ' . Specific complaints regarding conditions among the soldiers now assembled on the border are not met by General Bliss' general commend tion of what he found. Some lively scandal Is certain to be developed as a result of the unpre pared niobuixatioa. ' :: TOIIAV descriptions which have hugged the tracks for years. They are occupied by squstters, and as the ground is now neeaea oy me roaa an agent is notifying them to vacate the premises within the next thirty days. The olans for the retaining walls lor the court house have been received by the county commis sioners from Architect Voss. Bids will be opened August 14. An ooen air concert was given at o p. m. oy tnc U. P. band at Jefferson Square. Ezra Millard and Robert Oarlich have lett tor New York. Mr. Garlich will remain east for a couple of weeks. The lad es of the Woman s Christian .temper ance union are circulating a petition to the coun cil to have the saloons closed on Sundsy. They hsve secured a large number of names. -Today in History. 1816 The historic Old South meeting house in Boston was furnished with a new bell. 1830 Revolution commenced 'in fans with barricades. 1836 Batt e between United States trooos and Indians at Ridgely's Mills, Florida. . 1841 The United States senate passed a bill for the establishment of a fiscal bank, distributed over the country with power to discount 1857 Marnaa-e ot Archduke Maximilian, brother of the emoeror of Austria and future em peror of Mexico, and Princess Charlotte, daughter of the Belgian King. : 1866 The first transatlantic cable was com pleted with the laying of the American end at Heart's Content, Newfoundland. 1870 Etnoress Eugenie was appointed regent of France during the absence of Napoleon III at the front. 1891 Dominion House of Commons voted down a resolution for unrestricted reciprocity with the United States. 1901 The new battleship Maine was launched at Philadelphia. jyis first direct wireless communication be tween Japan and the United States established. This is the Day We Celebrate. George W. Hervey, one of the editors of the Twentieth Century Farmer, was born July 27, 1846. at Unionoort. O. He is an authority on agriculture and live stock and a member of the State Board of Agriculture. Frank L. best, real estate man, is Just 43 yesrs old today. He was born in Blue Grass, la., and has been in business in Umaha since lMu. He represented this county in the legislature of 1907. f rince Uskar, mth son of. the Ucrman em peror, born at Potsdam twenty-eight years ago today. ' ' - . Hilaire Belloc, celebrated bngiisn statesman and publicist, born forty-six years ago today. Harrison risner, well known artist ana illus trator, born in Brooklyn '' forty-one years ago today, . ' Truly A. ahattuck. well known actress and vocalist, born at San Higuel, Cal., forty years ago today. . . Where They All Are Now. ;. Dr. Mattice, who left Omaha twenty years ago, is now practicing medicine in Winnipeg. Mrs. Mary Gerard Andrews, one of the pion eers in the Omaha Woman's club, is now a resi dent of Minneapolis, where she is actively en gaged in the suffragist and prohibition movements and other branches ot woman s worn.' T. B. (Buck) McPherson, long active in South Omaha live stock arena, with his family, is liv ing at Thurmont, Md., the ancestral home of the McPhersons. F, J, McShsne, sr., father of our sheriff, lives on Long Island, N. Y. J, E. Baum now has his name in the city di rectory of Philadelphia, but atill has financial in terests In the various Baum enterprises of Omsha. Old, But -till Activi. .V' v At the age of 85 years Mrs. Amy D. Winship is about to cnrolt as a student' at the University of California. William H. Boble, an 81-year-old negro, plays the' role of butler in many prominent motion pic ture productions. ' Amelia E. Barr, who recently celebrated her eighty-fifth birthday, is still giving the reading public two novels a yqar. ' i Ex-Empress Eugenie, at the age of 90, is said to be as keen mentally as wkrn sat on the throne of France, forty-six years ago, , - Henrv Houck, l'cnnsyivau. .-,, ear-old sec retary of Internal affairs, has just bought an auto mobile and is learning to operate it Mrs. Russell Sage, almost within sight of her ninetieth milestone, continues to devote several hours daily to work connected with her philan thropies. Willism Heylens, who was rejected as too old when he tried to enlist in the civil war, recently celebrated hia 106th birthday by taking a three- mile walk near his home In western fennsvlvania, Emperor Francis Joseph of Austria-Hungary, who will be HO next month, rises daily at 4 a. m. and devotes himself almost continuously to affairs of war and state until he retires at 8 o'clock in the evening, - i i . Rear Admiral Stephen B. Luce, U. S. N.. re tired, who had seen nearly ten years of active service before the Mexican war, is one of the con- sd cuous residents of Newport. R. I., where he is known chiefly aa the founder of the Naval War college. Admiral Luce will reacn nis ninetieth year next March. Timely Information and Reminders. a Today la Good Roads day in Tennessee. A three-dsy carnival for which Atlantic City has been making elaborate preparations will be ushered in today with a baby parade. The lands of the Colvilte Indian reservation, for which 20,000 prospective homesteaders have registered, will be allotted at the public drawing to begin in Spokane, today. . - A conference of engineers of state institutions in Wisconsin, designed to promote efficiency in their methods of work, is .to be opened today at Madison. - - The fourth-year class at the United States Naval academy,1 already the largest in the history of the institution, is expected to be increased by at least 100 as a result of a special examination of candidates to be conducted at Annapolis today. Wild Weal Crualtlaa to Animala. Omaha, July H. To tha Editor of Tha Bea: Prlntar'a ink hai awn utad freaiy theea daya for tha bait interaita of tha work of tha Nebraaka Humana aoclaty. Per mit me to axpreaa my thanka for every word. No longer is Omaha a rural village nor a frontier town. It only followa that with tha trowth of a city all thing! mmt grow. "Grow with growing Omaha" is a alogan which well beltte our city of the middle weit. Omaha ia not only growing in one way, but In many, and Juetly ia every aelf-re-peeting eltiaan proud. When a pen la lifted to bring to tha attention of Omaha people the fact that atep backward, rather than forward, ia being taken by the recent visit of a Wild West show only good can coma of it. Mies Jessie Millard can aurely only have tha gratitude of tha telf-respecting publie when she aska that there never be a repeti tion of auch another Wild Weat ahow In Omaha. Miss Millard does not apeak of tha ahow and ita brutalities from hearaay aha had tha "privilege" of seeing a performance in Cheyenne, Wyo., and doubtless ia well aware of the facts. Through the untiring efforts of Misa Millard, Mrs. I. Dm Forest Richarda and Mrs. George Prlna, the Ne braaka Humana society has officially thanked them for a sum amounting to many hundred dollara, which they have personally eolielted from the buainess men of Omaha. It la eaay to understand now why a statement from Miss Millard aa to the brutality of auch a show and ita moral effect upon our city. The Humane society ia for the pur pose of prohibiting cruel treatment to help less children and animala. There are bigger things in tha mind of a eommunity than a passed amusement of a day. Citisens can only be grateful for a warning word which can make a future big ger and better for Its being said. As to the facts regarding the work of some of tha members of the Humana aoelety and their efforta to stop the cruelty in the recent ahow in Omaha: Legal advice waa obtained from an attorney who is not a member of tha Humane eoeiety nor a city official, by a woman member of the society. His advice waa to the effect that little aid could be given animala in such cases, owing to tha inadequate lawa of the state. He auggested tha eoeiety taking action to better the lawa governing eruel treatment to animals in Ne braska. Only Special Officer J. E. Wheeler, who ia being paid SI 00 a month by private aub aeription, attended the Saturday afternoon performance. He haa only the authority to bring auch eaaea of cruelty to the attention of tha axeeutiva of the society and tha police. Promisee had been given by the offieera of tha Nebraska Humane society to attend In person the first performance that tha mem bers might ba well Informed as to the man ner of amusement. Tha Wild West show haa come and gone. May the oitiaena of our city Join with me In gratitude to the preaa and Miss Millard for calling tha attention of the publie to auch erueltlea, and a wish that amusementa of a better type may In the future be given to Omaha. HOPE HANCHETT RUTLEDGE. Omaha Still on Meiria Plan Map. New York, July St. To the Editor of The Baa: I find, in your issue of July IS, under tha heading "Morris Plan Bank Will Not Enter the Omaha Field," the etatement that word haa been received "from the pro moters of the Morris plan banka in New York that they have decided not to enter the Omaha field." In Juatica to tha Industrial Flnanea cor poration, which haa organised all but the first fourteen of the fifty companies operat ing tha Morrio plan in the United States, I trust that you will see your way to con tradicting tha above statement, whleh ia calculated to mislead the many influential well-wishera of tha Morria plan in your city. It la fully intended to organise a Morria plan aompany In Omaha In the autumn, and we truet wa shall continue to have the valued assistance of your paper in doing ao. It may interest you to know that tha com panies now operating the above plan are lending at the rata of 11,000,000 a month to persons who otherwise would lack tha credit facilities that are within reach of their mora fortunate fallow eitlaena. JOSEPH B. GILDER, Secretary Industrial Finance Corporation. MIRTHFUL REMARKS. EDITORIAL SIFTINGS. Boaton Traneeript: What waa It that demoeratle poatmaster at Pittsburgh wouldn't do, anyhow aolicit campaign contributiona T Washington Post: What with the pre vailing beat and other things It is Just aa well 'that tha nominees are saved tha shock of being notified for a while. . , ; Cleveland Plain Dealer: A atatistieian aaya that women's anklea are much larger than they used to be. But maybe It ie only apparently ao maybe the statistician eounta all ha eeee below these summer skirts aa anklea. Pittsburgh Dispatch: What with Mexieana telling aa to get out, Turka breaking Into our coneuletea and British putting our buai neaa ft rate on tha black list, respect for American aovereignty ia in a rather bad way Juat now. Philadelphia Ledger: These plana for tha'1 future diapoeition ot Turkey in Europe, of Asia Minor, of Arabia and the Persian gulf arouae a mild Interest l but it will ba dif ficult 'to become very much excited about them until the war Is over. Loulaville Courier-Journal: Speaking of lawa to reform trading and put an and to gambling in atoeka, tha small Investor would like to know whan there will he a law which will compel tha vender to label atoeka, se curities or tuaeeuritiei, tn accordance with (acta. " SprtnsrleldV Republican : ' Tha awful In justice of the tax on copper, which la con tained la the pending revenue bill, im presses former Senator Clark of Montana, who la worth at least 1100,000,000 by virtue of hie ownership of copper mines. Mr. Clark la aura that the demoeratle party will commit auleida U Its nefarloua daalgna against copper are carried Into effect, Tha other owners of aoppor mines ara.aleo bit terly outraged by tha proposed tax. "WHEN THE FROST IS ONTHE PUNKIN." "When my hue band proposed to metlw poor fellow'., voice tuck In hia throat, "Then how did you know he waa pro poainir?" , "Well, you , I was afraid that might happen ao I had taken leaaona Id Hp read ing." Boaton Tranacrlpi. "What la there about betting on horaa races that la ao bad for the health?" said young Mrs. Brown. "I never heard of anything," anawered the visitor. "Didn't you? Every time Charley makes a bet he cornea home and aava there la something wrong with hia system." Buffalo courier. Landlady That new boarder Is either a married man or a widower. Pretty Daughter Why, ma, he says ha la a bachelor. Landlady Well. I don't believe It. When ha opens hia pocketbook to pay hia board he always turna his back to me. Indianapolis Star. HWSEWAWWRWSr Oft. MOW CAN X TEt-L IF HE'S WS rWP TV wife, you know I' m Jamas Wkltcomb Rilay. . . Whan tha frost Is on tha punkls and tha fodder's in tha ahock And you hear the kyouck and gobblt f tha strut tin turkey-cock. And tha elaoktn' of tha gulnaya, and tha aluokln' of the hens, And tha rooster's hallylooyar aa ha Up-. toes on tha fence O, It'a then tha times a fallsr Is a-feelin' at hia beat. With tha riain' aun to greet him from a night of peaceful reel As ha laavaa the house, bareheaded, and k goaa out to feed tha atock, Whan tha frost Is on tha punktn and tha fodder's In tha ahock. Tharo'g aomathtn' klndo' harty-lika about tha atmosphere, Whan tho heat of summer's over and tha coolln fall la here of course wa miss tho flowers, and tho blossoms on tha trees. And tho mumble of the hummln birds and buasln' of the beea; But tha air's ao appatlsln', and tho land scape through the base Of a ertap and aunny morning of tho airly summer days Is a ptotur that no painter haa tho eol- orin' to mock ' When tho frost la on tho punkln and tho , fodder's la the ahock. " Tho husky, rusty ruatlo of tho teasels of . tho corn, Aad the raaptn' of the tangled leavea, as golden as tho morn; Tho stubble la the furiiee klndo lone some -like, but atill A-preaohln' sermons to ua of tho barns they growed to fitU Tho aire wa tack In the madder,, and tho reaper tn tho shad; Tho hoeoes In their stalls below the elover overhead I O, It sou my heart a cllekla' like tho tick in' of a clock, Whoa tho froat la on tho punkln and tha fodder's In tho ahock) y Mrs. 8tyles Oh, dear, I want a new street skirt. Mr. Styles But, short Juat now, "Well, dear, I juat want a short aklrt" Tonkars Statesman. Anxious Mother I wish you would apeak to my aon about smoking, bishop. Tell him he won't go to heaven If he pe relate In It. Tha Bishop My dear lady, that arrange ment la out of date. I'll warn him that he won't get on the ball team. Juoge. "Human Ingenuity haa Ita limitations." "How now?" 'with thousands of aoaoa on the market. nobody haa ever succeeded tn perfecting one tnat a Kia tinea. Xjouiaviiie courier-journal. Mariatrate What haooened to the oris oner after he had been in the water for half an hour, aa you any. cllnslna to tna plies 7 Policeman He was vary wet, yeranner. Baltimore American. "Do you want me to watch your automo hit?" aikntl tha boy. "Tea," replied Mr. Chugglns. "And If It triea to start up and run away, don't atup IL Holler lor me and I'll take a chance on overtaking It and getting the first ride 1 had for three or lour nours. wasnington Star. Robbie, walking across tha fields with father, aaw a cow for tha Drat time, "What la that, father?" he asked. "That la a cow," waa the response. "And what are those thlnga on her head?" "Horns," replied his father. The two walked on. Presently the cow mooed. Robbie was surprised. "Which horn did aha blow, father?" he asked. New York Times. Mrs. riatbush Thla paper aaya, Johj, that the United States haa 66.-6. poatof- flCMr Flatbuah Which remlnda me, dear, that I forgot to mall that letter you gae me. Yon Iters Statesman. ALL THAT WAS MINE. Edith M. Thomas, In New York Sun. Only one'a own in the end shall remain to one, Strive aa he may; Other things counted as glory or gain to, one 'Wander away. Pour tho Dark Wine. I will drain It off royally, Smile even so. Hew eould I guess I would pledge Life thus loyally 'Era I should go I I hare had all that ever belonged to me (None shall have more); Blessings and gifts without number hav thronged to me Pleaal the store. Yet. Ilka an tngrato I alighted to hoot of those Mine by my right Strangely It suited my pleasure to boast of those Wrested through might! Powers that I coveted not tho beat part of me Went to their proof 1 Honors I paltered for all tho real heart of me Beating aloof! Graced these my triumphs? Nothing with held from mo? Though tn my train, Imperial thrallo at a breath they rebelled from me Cast off my chain 1 Now, at tho end of tho day, I know tardily, All that was mine Braces ms lovingly, holds mo up hardily Pour the dark wine. wi.iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniHHHnHiiHiuiiiHiitmunmuiiiiiunnnmfmaia 621 Residents of Nebraska registered at Hotel Astor during the past year, a 1000 Rooms. 700 with Bath. A cuisine which has made the Astor New York's leading Banqueting place. Single Rouas, wittuuc bath, joo toSM Double jdoto ea Single Rmna, with bach, 3.00 Co 6jo DsuMa ... 4.00 Co JM Parlor, Bedroora and buh, $100 a. tiM At Broadway, 44th to 45th Strmtt the center of New York's social and business activities. 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