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JUNE CIRCULATION
57,957 Daily Sunday 52,877
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Puhliahint eompany. being duly .worn, aaya that the
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draaa will b chaaf ed aa oftaa raquaatad.
The suto speeding game should at leait be
little more exciting than the wrestling game.
i It goei without laying that the viliting hotel
men are welcome to the beat in the house.
Motorcycle cops do their best. It is not their
fault if speederi spot their explosions a mile off.
Germany's merchant submarine demonstrates
' that "the freedom of the seas" is more fact than
theory, . . . '
It is understood, of course, that the railroads
transporting Nebraska troops southward made
the fares as cheap as the equipment
So long as" the home team heads the pennant
' race the perspiration of fandom may be borne
with equanimity and a handkerchief,
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' The railroads should be held to strict account
'for the transportation of the troops to the Mexi
can border. Uncle Sam has no surplus of sol
'diers that he can afford to lose any of thtm en
route. .. ;' i, ,
Nearly half s million dollars of public school
money comprise the 1916 distribution among the
' school districts of Nebraska. The wisdom and
foresight of the founders brighten with each pass
ing year, v '"'''.".:.
Opportunity beckons General Trevino to make
good. With Villistas shooting up loyal troops a
few miles to the south, the warrior of Chihuahua
is welcome to cut loose and give practical effect
to his manifestoes. ,,. v
No one is Interposing objection to American
, financiers floating a loan for Carranza who, as a
matter of fact, has been financed all the time
from this country. Floating Anglo-French bonds
in the United States Was different ' .
If this great government of ours expects to
1 popularize army aervica, no time should be lost
in prohibitjng raids on railroad junk piles for
rolling stock for soldiers. The best is none too
. good for men in the country's service.
, Those Nebraska counties whose valuation re
. turns show decreases invite Investigation by the
.State Board of Assessment No part of Ne
braska is failing to share in the general expan
sion of wealth enjoyed by the state as whole.
According to Victor Murdock, he Is "sitting
on the fence" and finds it "comfortable.' But
Murdock is merely deluding i himself. He is
never comfortable except when on one side of the
fence making It hot for the fellows on the
other side, ' ' '
Please note that the senior member of the
firm, "Hitchcock, Fanning & Co." is no longer
eager to shine as s caucus bolter. He now swal
lows the dose his senatorial colteaguea mix for
him and makes out that he like it though It is
practically , the same concoction he previously
rejected. .,- v . v
The national convention of the prohibition
party to be held in St. Paul this month is hereby
reminded that the presidential preference primary
held in Nebraska in April was carried by Eugene
N. Foss for the prohibtion nomination by s vote
o! 295 over' 117 for Ira Landreth and thirteen
,j scattering. If the prohibionists respond to the
popular uprising, Foss will be nominated.
People and Events.
William Russell Willcox, the new chairman of
: the republican national committee, never saw a
city till he was 17 years old.
i ' Mayor William H. Thompson of Chicago is
! the highest salaried mayor in the country. He
' gets $18,000 a year and serves four years.
Congressman J. H. ("Cyclone") Davia insists
that the word "Cyclone shall be included with his
name on the Texas primary ballots this month.
Mrs. 6.H. Math is, Alabama's famous woman
. farmer, is urging the federal government to aelect
' Muscle Shoals, Ala., as the site for its proposed
nitrate plant. ,
Frank O. Lowdan, who appears to be the most
likely candidate for the republican nomination for
governor of Illinois this year, is s son-in-law of
the late .George M. Pullman, the palace car magnate.-
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Philip Kearny, a grandson of the famous Gen
eral Phil Kearny, who lost an arm in the Mexican
war and later met death in the civil war bsttle
of Chantilly, was among those who recently of
fered to serve in a New Jersey volunteer regi
ment in the event of war with Mexico. '
The present German emperor is the only Euro
pean sovereign who has crossed the River Jordan
since, 1099, when Godfrey of Bouillon and his
followers of the First Crusade captured Jerusa
lem from the Moslems. Emperor William crossed
tut river on Bis journey to Jerusalem in lisvH,
' Admiral Cameron McRae Winsiow, who is to
retire from the navy this month on account of
. la a son of the late Rear Admiral John A.
Winsiow,' the famous commander of the old
hearsarge when trie ship Sank the Confederate
mau-ol-war Alabama off the French coast in the
civil war, ' v ;,- .
Germany's Latest Subaea Achievement
The latest German achievement proves that
their submersible vessels can be useful as well
as destructive. The voyage of "Der Deutsch
land" is not a miracle, but an entirely practical
application of the submarine boat to commercial
uses. Under stress of war the Germans have
taken the lead in this one certain method of de
stroying the effectiveness of a blockade by sea,
the U-boat laughing at the sVa forces as the
aeroplane does at the leaguer by land. Applica
tion to the work of solving intensely practical
problems has not entirely divested the German
mind of the quality of imagination. The voyage
of the Deutschland was preceded by a trip from
Bremen to Cartagena, a submersible carrying
a message from the emperor to the king of Spain,
and returning without adventure.
Our government will have a single problem
to settle in the case, that of the character of the
vessel. No good reason appears why it should
not be listed as a merchantman, if it does not par
take of the distinctive characteristic of a warship.
Recognized as a merchantman, the Deutschland
has solved the problem of blockade running. It
will return to Germany, laden with a cargo of ma
terials most needed there, and as other vessels
join In the enterprise, the "economic pressure"
put on the Teutonic allies will lose much of its
force. What this means for the future of the war
is open to wide conjecture.
For the United States it also means .much, a
revival of trade to some extent with Germany
being the most assured outcome. The arrival of
this submarine cargo carrier will put the demo
crats in a decided quandary, for they were just
about to pass a bill putting a heavy import duty
on dye stuffs. Have they learned their lesson,
or will they allow this incident to frighten them
away from their purpose?
In the Matter of "Butting In."
Speaking to the business men at Detroit, Presi
dent Wilson again inveigtted sharply against those
who are "butting in" on Mexican affairs. He did
not specify who these men are beyond the state
ment that they have aroused Mexican suspicions
by undertaking to possess Mexico for purposes of
exploitation. This leads to the inference that
the president's commentary includes all who have
made investment in Mexican enterprise at any
time, and especially those who now hold prop
erty in that country.' These people have well
nigh outworn the patience of the president, in
sisting that he give them protection from the
maranders who have devastated Mexico, especially
wrecking ranches and mines belonging to Ameri
cana. The president has warned Americana on
many occasions to abandon their Interests in
Mexico and come back to the United States,
where they belong, and to give over their fool
ish ventures in the way of developing legitimate
business projects the constitutionalists under
Senor Carranza do not want continued. To the
president, this whole Mexicsn muddle has arisen
because a lot of American citizens have had such
slight sense of their patriotic obligation as to go
to Mexico to engage in trade and industrial- pur
suits. The absurdity of this proceeding is plain
enough to Mr. Wilson, who has pointed it out
many times, and still, finds occasion to do so
because the average American citizen is so dense
he can not see it the same way.
. i.r, The Inheritance Tax. '
Commenting on the new revenue measure pro
posed in congress, the Lincoln Journal character
izes the inheritance tax as "first in importance"
among Its provisions. "It is a small beginning,"
it says,' "but by it the ice is broken and this tax
will prove an easy source of revenue to tap in
future emergencies."
No one will take exception to the justice of
taxing inheritances or that inheritancea are a
proper object of federal taxation, but, if the fed
eral government is to levy such s tax with satis
factory results, it will have to be worked out in
much greater detail. So far, the inheritance tax
in this country has been confined to the different
states with the usual variations in rates and ex
emptions, and the inevitable shifting about for
purposes of evasion, Within the week, for ex
ample, the dispatches have noted that Vermont is
one of the few states which imposes no inheri
tance tax and that the estate of Hetty Green, re
puted to be America's richest woman, is to be
probated and distributed in Vermont, plainly for
the purpose of getting away from tax obligations.
This discrimination between the states can be,
and shoi)ld be stopped by the federal government
taking exclusively to itself the taxation of Inheri
tances and pro-rating back an equitable propor
tion of the collections in lieu of what the states
now or might hereafter rightfully intercept. This
would make the tax uniform throughout the
United States regardless where the deceased
might live or die, and would also give us a single
instead of a multiple tax collection with corre
sponding economy and saving of annoyance and
inconvenience.
It is too bad a well-thought-out scheme of fed
eral inheritance taxation is not to be established
at the outset, for we will hsve to come to it
eventually, and the blame must rest on the un
preparedness of our democratic lawmakers.
, Railroads and Unreadiness.
One of the illuminating sidelights of the pres
ent mobilization of the army of the United States
is the exposition of the unreadiness of the rail
roads. Every regiment so far moved, no matter
where it has started from, has reported delay in
getting off because the railroads were not ready
with cars and other necessities. The southwest
ern system, along which the movement termi
nates, haa been taxed to its very -limit to care for
the traffic suddenly thrust upon it, and yet the
total of men and equipment sent to the border
amounts to a little more than a single army corps.
To be sure, the railroads have tried to take care
of this troop movement and handle at the same
time without disturbance their regular business,
which is abnormally large for the season. This
experience ought to be of much value to the gen
eral staff, both of the army and of the railroads,
in making up plans for future movements. War
operations could not possibly brook the delays
that have held back the state soldiers in the pres
ent instance. ; Another feature of the movement
that should not be' overlooked is that the rail
roads have ransacked storage yards to resurrect
old csrs and discarded equipment tor the use of
the soldiers. Plenty of first-class accommoda
tions have been found available for the uses of
cxeursipnists, while the army has had to take al
most snything.' '. X:;
v The audacity, of auto thievea suggest pre
paredness along new lines. Mounting a machine
gun on the windshield of the chaser might prove
persuasive. . , '. t , ; ' '
TOIVW
Thought Nugget for the Day.
How sweet and gracious, even in common speech,
Is that fine sense which men call courtesy I
Wholesome as air and genial as the light,
Welcome in every clime as breath of flowers;
It transmutes aliens into trusting friends,
And gives its owner passport 'round the globe.
James T. Fields.
One Year Ago Today in the War.
Prussian casualty lists to date totaled 1,500,
000. t
Austrian aeroplane dropped bombs on Venice.
British trawler Fleetwood reached port dis
abled from attack by German submarine.
Germans reported to be hurrying troops to
the Polish front originally intended for the west
ern front.
Thii Day in Omaha Thirty Years Ago.
E. L. Bertrand, managing editor of The Her
ald, has returned with his bride from a three
week trip to the Pacific coast.
Prayer waa offered for rain in the Catholic
churches of the city.
Extensive grading is in progress on upper
Cuming street. The thoroughfare is closed from
Idaho street east about two blocks.
The Hornberger Bowling club, at its last meet
ing, elected the following officers: Theodore
Hegeman, president; Richard Lutch, vice presi
dent; Paul Stein, secretary; Otto Sieman, pud-
delmeister. Tht club meets at Brandt's Garden
every Wednesday night, to which it rides in a
special conveyance, carrying about twenty and
returning with them about midnight.
Charles McCormick has sold what is known
as McCormick's Second addition to Omaha, com
prising 104 lots, to Lew Hill for $32,500.
Henry Ho man has been appointed adminis
trator of the estate of his father, the late George
W. Homan, until the parties interested can be
summoned to attend the reading.
Thomas Price of Oskaloosa, la., has arrived
to act as stone-setter in the mason work of the
Sixteenth street viaduct The stone is arriving
and the work will be pushed by the contractors,
Reagan & Brennan.
Thia is the Day We Celebrate.
Rev. M. V. Higbee, pastor of the North
Presbyterian church, is just 47 years old today.
He was born in Wapelia, la., and educated for
the ministry at McCormick seminary in Chicago.
He waa pastor of Knox Presbyterian church for
three ana a half years, taking charge of the con
solidated church when the Knox and Second were
merged eight years ago.
John Wanamaker, eminent merchant, philan
thropist and one-time postmaster general, born
in Philadelphia seventy-eight years ago today.
George E. Downey, judge of the United States
court of claims, born at Rising Sun, Ind., fifty
six years ago today.
Kt. Rev. Edward M. Parker. Episcopal bishop
of New Hampshire, born at Cambridge, Mass.,
sixty-one years ago today.
George W. Norris, United States senator from
Nebraska, born in Sandusky county, Ohio, fifty
live years ago today.
Rear Admiral Richardson Clover, U. S. N.,
retired, born at Hagerstown, Md., seventy years
ago today.
Milton J. Stock, Infielder for the Philadelphia
National league base ball team, born in Chicago
twenty-three years ago today.
Today in History. V
1767 John Quincy Adams, sixth president of
the United States, born at Braintree, Mass. Died
in Washington, D. C, February 23, 1848.
1604 Alexander Hamilton was mortally
wounded in a duel with Aaron Burr at Weehaw
ken. N. J.
1814 Fort Sullivan, at Eastport, Me., surren
dered to a British force from Halifax.
1842 The duke of Orleans, heir to the throne
of France, was killed by a fall from his carriage,
j 185! Emperor Francis Joseph of Austria and
Napoleon III of France arrived at Villa Franco
to discuss terms of peace.
1862 Henry W. Halleck became general-in-chief
of the United States army.
1863 The Federals began an assault on Fort
Wagner, South Carolina.
1870 Cardinal Farley of New York was or
dained to the priesthood.
1879 William Allen, United States senator
from Ohio, who originated the phrase "Forty-four
forty or fight" died. Born in North Carolina in
1807.
1882-A British fleet bombarded Alexandria,
Egypt.
1892 Porfirio Diaz was re-elected president
of Mexico.
1902 Marquis of Salisbury resigned the Brit
ish premiership.
1905 Major General Count Shuvaloff. pre
fect of the Moscow police, was assassinated.
Timely Jottings and Reminders.
The southern forestry congress is to open its
annual meeting today at Asheville, N. C.
The imperial council meeting of the Nobles
of the Mystic Shrine will be formally opened to-day
at Buffalo.
, The progressive state committee of Minnesota
is to meet at Minneapolis today to decide on the
future course of the party in that state.
The annual convention of the Christian En
deavor societies of Pennsylvania will begin at
Harrisburg today and continue until Friday.
Montclair, N. J., wilt hold its first election of
municipal officials today under the commission
plan ot government recently adopted by vote of
the people.
Delegates from all sections of the country
are expected at the annual convention of the Na
tional Hay association, to open today at Cedar
Point, O.
A notable conference on religion is to be
opened at Columbia university today in co-operation
with the Union Theological seminary.
A summer conference of the girls council of
the Young Women's Christian association will
be opened today at Storm Lake, la., with dele
gates present from Iowa, Minnesota, Nebraska
and the Dakotas.
Where They AU Are Now. ''
Clement L. Waldron is now living a busy life
In Beach, N. D., practicing law and carrying on
large farming and cattle operations. He has been
elected county attorney of Golden Valley county
and also appointed city attorney. He formerly
Jracticed law here. He married the daughter of
ames H. Taylor, credit man of the Burgess-Nash
atores.
Terry Ramsey is in New York City, writing
motion picture scenarios for the Mutual com
pany. He was on The Bee staff when he received
a call to the east
Elizabeth F. McCartney, long identified with
women's cluba and social service affairs in Omaha,
is executive secretary of a legal aid society in
San Francisco.
Storyette of the Day.
A bachelor of considerable wealth was much
ought after by many of the most charming
women of the town in which he resided. Clara
Blunt, a very pretty maiden, was sure she had
brought him almost to the point of a proposal.
"What waa the happiest moment of your life?"
she asked while they were taking a moonlight
troll one evening. "The happiest moment of
my life, answered tht bachelor, with a reminis
cent smile, "was when the jeweler took back an
engagement ring that had been returned to me
and gave me some cuff links in exchange."
Richmond Times-Dispatch.
No Invasion cl Mko.
North PlstU. Neb., July 10. To the Edi
tor ot The Bee: From recent reporti. Presi
dent Wilgon Is about to call tor 600,000
men and 120,000,000 bond lieu. What for?
It Is well known that Wilson permitted Car
rum to hip arms, supplies and soldier
through United States territory to rein
force himself in northern Mexico against
Villa, compelling Villa to retreat. As re
talliation for this Villa made raids Into
United Statea territory, catch in the United
States garrison asleep and driving off their
stock.
Next comes the punitive expedition to
eatch Villa; 16,000 men and three months'
time have been spent and no Villa caught.
Wilson now proposed to raise 600,000 men
and $20,000,000 by bond Issue to get all
Mexico. What will Wilson do with all
Mexico? And how long will It take Wilson
to get Mexico t
I care not what statements may be made
concerning this move; it cannot be anything
less than invasion for conquest and that
without any expression of public sentiment
from the people otherwise than the indirect
sentiment endorsing Bryan and Ford. Jingo
press and preacher candidates for chaplains,
including some demagogue patriots who are
not going to the front, are shouting for war
and the invasion of Mexico.
Big business interests, both In the United
States and European countries, secured
franchises from the usurper. Diss, covering
the lands which includes all things else. The
native Mexicans have been kidnaped, driven
wholesale from their homes and sold into
slavery in the interest of the invaders. The
Mexican people are now rising In revolt to
drive the invader from their home and
country. Bear in mind that all the Latin
American states do not favor the invasion
of Mexico by the United States, also two
thirds of the people of the United States
are not in favor of it. The first overt act
was by Wilson, when he allowed Carranxa
to ship his troops over United States terri
tory. Without criticism of Wilson's administra
tion, knowing that the complications are al
most insurmountable, it is self-evident that
that 120,000,000 bond issue it a mora im
portant factor In this deal than tht honor
of the United States government.
Big business interests of the United States
and Europe invaded Mexico and secured spe
cial privileges against which the Mexicans
have revolted. Our government was a revolt
from foreign oppression, why not to Mexico
the same right? Did Mexico, or any other
government, interfere in our eivil war to
make as be good?
The struggle in Mexico and Europe by
force of arms is the same in the United
States by political aetion between a "gov
ernment of the people by and for the people"
and government by plutocratic wealth and
religion; that is the real issue take your
choice.
For four hundred years the native Mexi
cans have been revolutionists against Inva
sion by church and state, compulsory; they
are all bandits. But they are democrats.
Of course whoever goes into their mill Is
liable to get ground up. If one does not
want to get ground up, keep out of the mill.
This thing of Invading and conquering
Mexico for plunder Is no Idle dream. De
mocracy la not based upon invasion and
plunder. Carranxa now represents the same
system that Huerta did. Why should Wilson
support Carranxa now? Does Wilson know
what he is supporting?
Of course we are for preparedness, for a
censorship by a one-man power in time of
peace. There la no declaration of war- why
invade a Mexico with whom we are at peace
,by treaty? If we can't catch Villa in four
months with 16,000 soldiers, how long will
it take to catch all Mexico and probably sev
eral more Latin-American statea. with half
a million soldiers? And what will we do
with them when we get them ?
This government can best protect Its
honor by staying on Its own soil and mind
ing Its own business. But if we must fight
turn the government over to farmers and
blacksmiths and send politicians and preach
ers to th front. ' LUCJEN 8TEBBINS.
Ho to Relieve His Sorrow.
Omaha, July 10. To the Editor of The
Bea: The Wilaonttes are still calling Wood
row "the sorrowful champion of justice and
humanity." Let us examine his sorrow for
a moment.
On the day when they laid In the grave
the American soldier boys who had fallen
victim to Mr. Wilson's one-time friend, Villa,
at Columbus, N. M., The president played
golf In the morning, was entertained by the
Fiske University Jubilee quaretette In the
afternoon and went to Keith's at night; and
the next morning he departed with his bride
on the Mayflower for a week-end trip down
the Potomac On such a basis Is built the
legent of a president care-worn and bowed
down with worry and sorrow, his heart
bleeding for humanity. I am for relieving
him of his sorrow by electing Hughes.
WILLIAM A. GURNETT.
EDITORIAL SIFTINGS.
Detroit Fret Press i The trouble with all
those drives started by the allies or tht
Germane is that high speed can never be
maintained for very long.
Washington Postt Next time General
Hugh Scott stands on the bridge at mid
night he doubtless will philosophise on tht
uncertainty of specious assurances.
Boston Transorlpt: A Texas sand storm
Is generally regarded aa just a trifle su
perfluous by a brave militiaman who al
ready considers himself full of grit
Philadelphia Ledger t Those teachers who
art so enthusiastic for tht doctrine of paci
fism cannot complain if they are regarded
by patriotic ' Americans as unsafe guides
for the youth of tht United States.
Brooklyn Eagle: Medina, like Mecca, la
now in tht hands of tht revolting Arabs.
These towns may be called the Alpha and
Omega of Mohammed, and mean much to
the most virile religionists of the near east.
Indianapolis News: Those $10,000 jobs on
tht federal farm loan board undoubtedly
look awful good to the whole bunch of de
serving democrats, but it is doubtful If they
art the kitd of experts that art needed for
such places.
Pittsburgh Dispatch : We are continuing to
be treated to a grand harmony of discords
in reports from European war sonea. Each
side aeema to have reached tht supremacy
of adeptness In the gentle art of lying, and
yet to keep on trying in the hope of be
coming more perfect
TIPS ON HOME TOPICS.
Cleveland Plain Dealer: Texas proudly
calls attention- to the fact that she has
$00,000 acres of peanuts under cultivation.
That's all right, but what has become of
the Texas Rangers?
Pittsburgh Despatch: Indignation In soma
quarters that congress is allowing the presi
dent to deal with the Mexican situation
overlooks the fact that the country generally
la just aa well aattsned that It does.
Chicago Herald: Among the romances of
"big business" Is the Increase of our foreign
trade during tht fiscal year just ended to
a grand total of $6,800,000,000 more than
$2,000,000,000 greater than the figures for
the preceding year.
Boston Transcript) We hardly think It
likely that congress will favor per diem al
lowances from the federal government to the
dependent families of golf players, as golf
players always have something more im
portant to do than to vote on election day.
Pittsburgh Dispatch: A clerk who also
peddled war munition secrets haa been dis
covered In the office of J. P. Morgan. Unlesa
he had a pedlar's license something ought to
be done with him. This side lint specialis
ing la being carried too far.
Louisville Courier-Journal : The guest who
Insists to the host that1 his allotment of
beefsteak waa delightfully Under, hut that
tht knife was a trifle dull, provides an Il
lustration of the often-used ' expreaaloa, a
triumph of the spirit over the flesh.
Indianapolis News: Judging from the
number of young men that saa and do ran
automobiles with more or less skill and
more or less recklessness. It wouldn't stem
aa If there would be much trouble about
getting retruita with each aa aeeempilsW
ment -
LINES TO A LAUGH.
'Then she la disappointed In her match?
"Tea, that's what a girl gets for marry
ing for money."
"In what is she disappointed?"
"Well, her husband Isn't as old as h
claimed by ten years, nor aa wealthy by ten
million." Loufsvlils Courier-Journal.
"That man prides hi mas If on being a
conversationalist."
"Tea," replied Miss Cayenne. "He's never
so happy aa when he makes a airing of
people miss their trains while he monopol
ises the bureau of Information." Washing
ton Star. '
Mrs. Toungbrlde I'm getting our Ice from
a new man now, dear.
Youngbride What's wrong with the other
man ?
, Mrs. Youngbride The new dealer sayw
he'll give us colder tee for the same money.
Boston TransL-rlpt
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.Afy F.AJtCE IS WWIbNEiKO
"ft FIQHf- SHOUIP I KNIT HIM
UJOOLEN SOCKS WO SWEATOS:
-lOLlY TKAS&WW
HOW IS VIE Q0INt BY THE
VtfW OF SIBERIA?
Deafon Feerful Poctor, Is It true that
people are occasionally burled alive?
Doctor Dtggs Deacon, It never happens
to my patleiUa. Puck.
Friend I suppose it people would do just
what you tell them you would have a groat
den I lens trouble.
Doctor Yes, Indeed! I would tell some of
them to settle their accounts. Boston
Transcript.
The admiration which Bob felt for his
Aunt Margaret Included all her attributes.
'I don't care much for plain teeth like
mine. Aunt Margaret," said Bob, one day
after a long silence, during which he had
watched her In laughing conversation with
his mother. "I wish I had some copper
toped ones like yours." Touth's Companion
THE WAY OF A BOY. J
James W. Foley In Youth's Companion.
Thia Is the way a boy comes home,
And the way It shall ever be;
A. scamper of feet through the leaf and
loam
And the chase of a vagrant bee;
A coat caat off and quite forgot,
A whistle and ringing cheer.
And a romp near every well known ipot
On the way from there to here.
this la the way a boy makes haste,
And the way It has ever been;
A squirrel soen Is a squirrel chased,
And a top Is made to spin;
A tree'a to climb and a brook's to wade,
And the shade is a place to He
After the sest of the game that s played
When tho sun is hot and high.
This la the path a boy calls straight;
Hy every winding way
Where berrlen are or wild birds wait
Or squirrels dart at pltty;
By hanka that bid you nit and cool
Two dusty fet and brown
In the pebbly shallows of the pool
That's on the way from town.
This Is the errand swiftly done.
Ah doing shall ever be;
An ounce of care to the pound of fun,
And an hour that grows to three;
fence to climb and a rail to stride.
With berries to hunt and share,
And a breathlene quarter hour beside
A timid woodchuck's lair.
And this la the thing that a boy calls cart
And lhf thing It ahal! ever be;
An old straw hat that's lout somewhere
In the shade of some far-off tree;
A shirt that's damp or trousers rent,
A bruise or a hornet's sting.
And lagging footsteps choreward bent
In the soft twilights of spring.
So these are the ways that boys all know,
And so may they ever be;
Fancies as fickle as winds that blow,
And dreams aa wide as the sea, s
Heaven above whore tho blue aky smiles.
With no day overlong.
And a whtitle of merry tunes that whiles
A whole world Into song.
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