THE BEE: OMAHA. FRIDAY, JULY 7, 1916.
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Suhaerlbara Laving lb city
akaulol hava Tha Bm asailad la thm
dree will b chnnfM. oftaa aa raquaalad.
Umporarily
The de facto coon taw lomething coming and
climbed down. '
For a iteidy newsmaker, the Rio Grande must
yield the palm to the Meute.
Harvest eonditiona could not be improved
upon if they were made to order.
To Nebraska'! departing soldier boyi: Good
luck and take care of yourselves for a safe return!
The big push in the wheat belt is devoid of
danger. Pressure, merely exercises its power of
expansion, !...,...-. 1 .
The lone holdup of the Yosemite hasn t a
ghost of show .of breaking into the literature
. of "See America First"
Our new secretary of war is writing magaaint
articles on our military situation. He hat been
' secretary of war for all of four months. '
While the first chief of Mexico is disposed to
eat out of Uncle Sam's hand, prudence suggests
that the fingers remain encased in mailed mitts.
Soldiers "somewhere in France" go into battle
wearing flowers distributed by admirers. A touch
ing tribute to the brave, many of whom never
come back. (- '
, The capture of a gang of local auto thieves
affords the tonged-for opportunity for a joyride
to, the penitentiary, when, the rest treatment
makes lor meditation ana reform..
Anyone connected with that wrestling match
who has qualms of conscience can easily give
back his share of the gate money to the spec
tators who feel they were buncoed.
.' Down in Virginia a so-called "marrying par
ton" is dead at the age of 83, with s record of
5,142 nuptial knots tied. Omaha's "marrying par
son" will have to accelerate himself.
: The democratic organs just can't contain them'
selves for fear former bull mooters won't know
how much they tovt them now. It . it the way
with all sudden loves inspired by ulterior pur
poses.''."
The forthcoming Installation of our new post
master should be made a democratic Jubilee. Let
local democrat! have a chance to tell the senior
members of "Hitchcock, Fanning & Co." how
pleased they are. -.,,'.;'
Stromboli it blowing off an unusual amount
of hot stuff and giving the natives the customary
scare. Just now, however, the effort it a waste
of trilling energy.: Facilities for tourist excur
lions are unequal to the scenery. .
Estimates Of .the fortune of the late Hetty
Green range from $25,000,000 to $100,000,000. The
exact amount must be determined by Inheritance
tax ferrets. What end was served in rearing the
pile when there ' are ' no safety pockets in
shroud?
If anyone can see any essential difference be
tween the Carranza communication! and the
notes that used to come from Huerta, he must
have microscopic eyes. Mexican conversation!
are all equally cooing and full of promises and
equally devoid of performance.
So far not a slice of the regular ration of
bacon has been lost in the preparedness shuffle
in congress. Every frying pan carries the regu
lar load. ' The majority party's zeal for a clean
treasury aweep marks the nervous energy of
feaster who aces the famine coming.
An Essential for Progress
i Th Outlet
Advertising has become recognized at an ee
sential element in modern life. Without it m
dustry could not continue. One of the results
that the Associated Advertising Clubt of the
World hat helped to brine about it the nracticallv
universal recognition of the fact that advertising
is essential to the merchandising of goods, and
that it is useless to make .nines for tale unlets
there it tome systematic and intelligent way of
letting the consumer know how things may be
.ODtaineo. - - ,
More than that these clubs hare made
clear that it it of no ute to advertise a oroduct
unlets that product is a good product of ita kind.
. j . : mi . 1 1 . i . i l , . .
AuvcrtiBinsi win not ecu uiat wnzn 01 iiscix nas
no merit And so the advertising- agencies and
advertising men have been influences for better
oroductton and Better eroducts. -
In turn, the Associated Advertising Clubt of
the World have laid emphasis, particularly in the
last two or three yean, upon the necessity of
truthfulness in advertising., Not only muat the
goods themselves that are advertised be meri
torious, out what it said about tnem in advertise'
ments mutt be laid in good faith.
: It it a highly significant fact that advertising,
which not to very many years ago had to bear
' the opprobrium resulting from practices that were
. fanciful and tentational and in disregard of truth
- or good faith, has now become one of the forces
tor ethical progress in business. '
Back to "Watchful Waiting.
President Wilson has announced hia intention
of notifying Senor Carranza that the Mexican
eply is quite satisfactory to the United States,
and that negotiations between the two countries
will be commenced as early as possible, looking
to an adjustment of difficulties now existing.
Mediation will not be requested, for the president
of the opinion that commissioners representing
the United States and the de facto government of
Mexico will be able to conclude the needed ar
rangements for peace along the border. Mean
while, the dogs of war will be held in leath, and
'watchful waiting" will be returned on the basil
of a greatly increated armed force. Our govern
ment still questions, unofficially, Senor Carranza't
bility to make good hit promises. The uncer
tainty of hit tenure of office, the lack of fealty
among hia adherent!, and the general incapacity
he hat shown in all serious affairs, combine to dis
credit him. Yet Mr. Wilson, wedded to hit own
viewi and thoroughly committed to Carranza by
hit own actt, feeli he should give the first chief
another chance to make good. The next few
weeks will determine if the old shoemaker's plan
of cutting off the dog'a tail a little st s time it
better than to take it all off at a tingle blow.
Good Move Push It Along!
The announcement from Commissioner Butler
that he will sponsor a resolution to relocate the
hideous "Welcome Arch" that now disfigures our
artistic court house square, is welcome and a
move that should be pushed along. If there ever
waa any good reason for maintaining tnis in
candescent travesty on civic beauty in the most
conspicuous spot in Omaha, it had long since
passed, and the survival aimply belies Omaha a
claims to progressivenest so noticeably manifested
every other direction. If the arch were a
thing of beauty and a Joy forever," people all over
the city would be clamoring for it but it looks at
if it it more of an "Unwelcome Arch" than
Welcome Arch." Any location but its present
location, however, would be an improvement, and
no location whatever would be still better.
Figures Worth Pondering Over.
The report of 'the State Board of Control
shows the total number of inmates in the fifteen
institutions under its supervision, as under1 pre
sumable date of December 1, last, to be 4,787,
which, with 959 on parole or furlough, makes
total of 5,746 dependents, defectives and de
linquents under care of .the state of Nebraska, It
it not wholly fair, of course, to class together all
inmates of penitentiaries, insane asylums, indus
trial schools, schools for . blind and deaf, and
soldiers' hornet, for there it vast difference be
tween delinquents, defectivet and mere depend
ents, but they are alike in the one point of being
.public wards and being maintained, in whole or
in part by the self-supporting inhabitant!.
Theie figures mean that one out of 250 of our
population are constantly in public institutions
and the sad part of it is that half of the number
are in insane and feeble-minded siylumt. The
enumeration does 'not take into count either the
delinquenti in local cuitody or the defectivei
and dependents cared for outtide of state institu
tions. What a tremendous problem is here pre
sented! By what , methods should these unfor
tunates be treated? How stop the steadily In
creasing burden of their care, thus imposed on
others? What measures of prevention are pos
lible through removing the underlying cautet?
Correct aniwert to theie questions will be worth
while,
I TO O A V
Thought Nugget for the Day.
If we have not auiet in our own minds outward
comforts will do no more for us than a golden
slipper on a gouty foot. John Bunyan.
One Year Ago Today in the War.
Italians opened attack on Goritz.
Italian armored cruiser Amalfi sunk by Aus
trian submarine. .
Twenty allied aeroplanes raided Bruges, de
stroying the docks.
Russians on the Dniester assailed Austnans
with great forces and increased artillery.
Ambassador . uerara iook up wim ucrmauiy
the seizure of the American steamer Platuria. -
This Day in Omaha Thirty Years Ago.
What it known at Cut Off lake, about two and
half miles south of the citv. haa been re-named
Manhattan heach. and a sail boat, a little steamer
and numerous row boats are on the lake. E. L.
tutus of the National Guard.
The construction placed on the new law gov
erning the National Guard by Major General
Millt variea in aome particulart from the general
understanding of itt meaning. He holds that the
Guard may still be mustered into the federal serv
ice without bemg required to take the hew bath.
This will perpetuate a condition that hai been
found to be intolerable. ; Friction between itate
and federal authority ii alwayi preient, and tome
recent exhibitioni in different itatet ihow how
ready men arc to take advantage of the tech'
nicality that lupporti the clash. The new law
was designed to cure this defect, and to make
the National Guard an integral part of the army
of th nation, when called upon for national duty,
If it It not to have thit effect, it will fall thort of
iti purpose, and thua fail to be of real service-
However, General Mills' view is not. likely. to be
shared by military authorities in general, who
recognize the weak spot sought to be remedied.
- "Horn Rule" Loses Again. -
The supreme court of Nebraska has just held
that the state railway commission has a right to
fix telephone rates other! than those named in the
charter of the company. Thia is an extension of
the power of the commission that may be applied
to the confusion if not the overturning of the
right now claimed by communities to regulate
rates for public utilities. It wai held some yeara
ago, in a caae againtt the Omaha Water com
pany, that a city council had no power to bind itt
successor, but it wit not then denied that ratet
contraeted for when franchitei are granted are
not enforceable. ' In the abience of fuller infor
mation at to the case jutt decided, It can not be
aaid exactly what the point involvet, but the prin
ciple apparent it one that holds real danger for
home rule. Communitiea ehould be permitted to
retain the right to bargain for service, and be
permitted to carry out contracta entered into in
good faith. , i
The total of faxet paid by the Union Pacific for
a teriet of yeara makea an imposing figure. ' Re
member, however, that proportioned to th valu
of th property and itt earning the taxet of
thit great railroad corporation are no more than,
if at much is, those of the individual butineat
man and property owner.' k (
' ' Mexico's area falls a trifle short of making ten
states the aize of Nebraska. Two years ago its
public debt waa $226,q00,000, or $1$ per capita in
real money. No estimate of ita preaent debt
possible, but the various revolutionary -leaden
have put out enough paper money to thin-plaster
tne entire country.
V. -' "' '
A report, put out by the eentut bureau as
preparedness poster, shows 21,000,000 men be
tween the agea of 18 and 45 fit for war. - No al
lowance it made for a lifting process of army
doctors, which, in. recent instances, developed
large gulf between appearances and fitness.
. , Indications point to King Caucus gripping
the shipping bill and putting it through congress
as a party meaaure. The rank and file appears
convinced that the project is a good thing. If
that idea finds lodgement, passage is fairly set
tied. Democrats rarely let go a good thing.
Squires, J. A. Odell and G. M. Washburn are
planning on building a bath house at once, and it
f. ...!.. l l i .i. . . ii ui ...:n u. k..;u
la quite prooauic wai a omaii iivisi wm w. ......
oon. . .
Harry L. Wooldridge and Miss Cmma raui-
sen were united in marriage at the residence of
the hrirle'a narenta on Lake street.
Miss Hattie Rappelje of Rochester, N. Y., is
visitine; here, the guett of her cousin, Mrs. J. D.
Jler. 1 ,
C. D. Burnley, the young gentleman wno suc
ceed S. R. Rush aa assistant to Signal Service
Agent Pollock in this city, has arrived from Val
entine. , I . ,
An adiourned meetinc of the Irish National
league was held at Cunningham hall for the pur-
iosc of collecting donations to oe iorwaraeu to
'arnell to aid the cause of home rule in the elec
tion now going on in England and Ireland. Hon.
John A. McShane and Hon. j. A. cretgnton suo-
scribed auu eacn, ana h. (.unning anu j. c.
Riley, $100 each, which, together with a large
number of smaller donations, make a total of
$2,356.50.
The choristers of St. Barnabas church have
gone to Ashland for their camping out.
Today in History.
1815 The British and Russian armies entered
Paris. .....
1816 Richard Bnnsley iheridan, wnose great
est work was his "School for Scandal," died in
London. Born in Dublin, September JU, lM.
10 1 n convention met at vvasiuuKiun, vee.,
to frame a constitution tor the new state ot
Mississippi.
1846 Stan and Stripes raised at Monterey,
Cal. .. .
1865 Four of the Lincoln conspirators
TT ij A . 4t TJ.,,-. aflJ Vfra Qurratr-
ncruiu, nwivuii "j". .-. - - - -
were executed in Washington.
1866 Italian Parliament passed a bin tor tne
suppression of monasteries and the confiscation
of their property.
1870 Twenty-six thousand persons attended
s fete at the Crystal Palace, London, in honor of
M. De Lesseps, builder ot tne Suez canai.
1887 Prince Ferdinand of Saxe-Colburg-Gotha
was elected prince of Bulgaria.
1911 Representatives of Great Britain, Rus
sia, Japan and the United States signed at Wash
ington a treaty abolishing pelagic sealing for
fifteen yeara, ,
Th Day W Celebrate.
William B Whitehorn was born Tulv 7. 1870.
in Omaha. He was educated in the public schools
and Creighton university and was a member of
th city council tor one term.
R. c'.Strehlow. eeneral contractor, was born
July 1, 1862, in Germany, coming to this country
at the age of 18. He haa been in the building line
in Omaha for more tnan twenty-six years.
. . . Dr. E. Holovtchiner, practicing physician and
school board member, ia just 56 yeara old today.
He is a native ot Russia, educated in tne uni
versities of Berne, Zurich and Benin, and in
Omaha since 1887. i
Prince William Eitel Frederick, second son of
the German emperor, born thirty-three years
ago today.
James E. Campbell, former democratic gov
ernor of Ohio, born in Middletown, O., seventy
three years ago today.
Ravmond Hatton. widely celebrated as a mo
tion picture actor, born at Red Oak, la., twenty-
nine yean ago today. , ,
Richard Carle, well known actor and musical
comedy itar, born at Somerville, Mats., forty-
five yean ago today.
. William E. Mason, one time United States sen
ator, from Illinois, born at Franklinville, N. Y.,
sixty-six yean ago today.
Timely Jottings and Reminder.
' The first public kitchen is to be opened in
Berlin today as a part of the plan for the com
munal feeding of the entire population of the
German capital.
President Gomoert of the American Federa
tion of Labor ia to speak before the National
Education association convention in New York
teniarht
The eastern conference of the . Missionary
Education movement ia to begin its summer
aeaaion todav at Silver Bav. N. Y.
The School Garden Association of America
it to hold its annual meeting today in New York
City in connection with the National Education
aasociation convention.
- Th women' national committee of the
Hughes alliance, with a membership composed
of many women prominent in New York society,
is to have ita first formal committee meeting
today at th horn of Mrs. Harry Payne Whitney
at Koslyn, u l.
Whtrt Thy All Art Now.
- Charles King, wool warehouse man, is now a
resident of Los Angeles.
C H. Guiou is another Omahan who has
established a home at Hollywood, near Los An
geles.
Euclid Martin, a former president of the
Omaha Commercial club, haa a twenty-acre
orange grove near Pasadena.
William- R. Lighton, author of the "Billy
Fortune" stories in the Saturday Post, has a
fine home at Fayetteville, Ark. He was once
a court reporter here.
Carl Ekstrom haa a country home about
eighty miles from New York City, in the Nut
meg state. 1 he town ia seymour. He is a mem
ber of the theatrical profession. -
Mary Sullivan, until recently teacher of English
at the Central High achoot, ia a member of the
faculty of the High school at Pittsburgh.
8tory-tt for th Day.
A Battimorc lady, sitting on on of the pier
at Atlantic City, overheard the following story:
"One of the little grandsons of th kaiser said
lately to his imperial relative, 'Grandpa, did you
make tnis warr
"'No child,' replied the kaiser.
"Then did Uncle George make the war?'
- "'No.' . .- .
V "'Did Uncle Nick make the war?'
"'No.'
, "Then who did make the war, grandpa?'
"Tit tell you how it started,' aaid hia grand
father. 'A man named Teddy Roosevelt came to
aee me and I took him to look at the Krupp
works. He examined everything I showed him
carefully and then cried, 'With all these works
and all your preparedness you can lick the world.
And,' added the kaiser, sadly, 'I was darned fool
enough to believe him. Baltimore American
Need of Competent Ufa Guard.
Omaha, July I. To the Editor of Th
Be: The caae of a young hoy drowning
at th municipal beach laat Sunday
makea It Imperative that the city admln
latratlon wak up and aecure eompetent lit
guard.
Th etatmnent in eome of the Omaha
nanera that thia ia th tlret drowning at
th elty beach in three yeara ll erroneoua
It la true there wer no caea of drowning
at th municipal beach lait eummer, but
that waa on account of having emcient Itt
guard at the head of the work.
Two yeara ago there wer eeveral eaaee
of 'drowning at Carter lake, and laat year
before a competent life guard waa Ina tailed
at th beach, on young man waa drowned.
In Chicago and other eaatarn eltiea all
life guard muat paaa a very strict ex
amination before they are appointed. Thia
I. not don in Omaha. The writer ia a
swimmar and haa taught life laving for
yeara in different parte of th country and
la thoroughly familiar with tnia auoject.
Sunday our incompetent lif guarda war
lennrmnt of the proper methoaa to purau
in giving firat aid. Alao, they were ignorant
as to how to operate the pulmotor. In fact,
the pulmotor waa not In working condition.
Thla waa a moat diaguatiat affair.
The girl who went down waa not reaeued
by th beach life guarda, nor was ah revived
bv them. Th fact la, ah went down In
about four and one-half feet of water, got
water in her unga and became uneoneeloua.
One of the bathara placed her on th dock.
An outeide awimmer immediately appllca
flrat aid methoda in us in all prominent
bathing plaeea In th eaet. Th resuscita
tion wa immediately successful with this
outaide awtmmers aid. A.
Haw Democrat Play Politic.
Maasena. Ia., July . To th Editor of
Th Bee: A ahort time ago Mr. Wilaon sent
Germany an ultimatum, thua putting pac
or war entirely in the handa of Emperor
William. Than ha called a Joint aeaaion 01
aonereea to relate to them how he had
acted ould th Russian czar do laa T Now,
after aending Carranaa an ultimatum and
nuttin neace or war entirely nvtn nana
of Carranaa, he relatee at New York that
the masses are calling on him to keep out
of Mexico when they ahould have aent their
supplication to Carranaa, to whom th prei
dent had already left th deoiaion.
Th nreeidcnt'e close friende relet that
Mr. Wilson in writing th platform himself
and conducting his own campaign, Is prov
ing himself atronger than hit party. But
they neglect th fact that th party hold!
th- voting nowr thanks to the constitu
tion. Just aa vapor aacenda and returns In
rain, ao, too. muet Inaptration aacand to the
leadere and not as the inaplration descended
from the Whit House to th convention
of officeholders, and patronage aeekere aa-
aerabled at St. Louie. Thoa delegatee simply
formed an amen chorue ; they had not a word
of inspiration to offer; they took th worm
from the beak of th mother bird. Juat
Ilk a aatherlng of Rueaians they cheered
peae out did not Botiea that th peace
treaties ar not mentioned In the platform.
The reason ia th treaty with England blnda
England to her often and arbitrate
with ua, but th pmldant rvfuaca to da
man of England th fulAllmnt of her
treaty agreement and thus repudiates hia
Plank that ealla for American rights on land
or aea. If the preaidant called England to
fulfill her agreement, than hia dlraful plank
Amerleaniam would not hav been aeea-
aary aa it Is mrly th pro-Engllah version
and not th Amerleaniam of eur revolu
tionary father nr th American iim of
men who are not pro-British. Bad th demo
crat congreaa voted aa Spaakar Clark
eland they wished to, by a fourto-on vot,
th praidnt would hav bn repudiated
and th oueetion of pce or war not handtd
up to the German emperor. If th domo-H
erat congress had voted thlr own bllf
"kp off belligerent ship,' where would
th candidacy of Mr. Wilson hav landed.
Th democrat ongrss took a ehaac on
peace or war to sav Mr. Wilson's political
hide. Had not th emperor deeidad to keep
Germany out of war with th United
Statca, what would th cost ba In widows.
orphans, men and money T Bom politle
they must appval to th masses!
T. 8. FENLON.
MIRTHFUL REMARKS.
Why d you call Bllgglna an xprt ac
countant?"
Because of his saaumptiona 01 -iu.u,.
dlnary wisdom. There lan't any phenome
non la the unlveree that ha doean't aaeume
be able to account lor. n aaninawii
Star.
Sire. B. la your eoelt Impertinent?
fM A Wall Miliar Rhe couldn't OC
any worae If aha waa one of my own daugh-
tera. fnuaaeipnia xtuueun.
The charge waa assault and battery.
"Have you anyon to defend you?" aaked
the Judge. '
"Defend me," exclaimed the prisoner, In
dignantly. "I don't want anybody. I II fle-
fend myaeir. i;ome on. ur nan .
you. new vora -nmea.
EDITORIAL SIFTINGS.
Detroit Ptm Pnii: Xt'i voinf to
worth whllt. too, to im and hear T. R.
talking for omtbodjr 1m.
Waahington Post: Proof that th eomtnv
campaign will b devoid of calumny l found
in the iwift way the charge that Mr. Hughea
oneo tang in gloe club baa been allowed
to dla out.
Detroit Free Preti: It antt fill tho eoa-
greitional pork hunter with lolomn tadna
to think of all that money being diverted
from the ehannele of dry ereeki and rivert
to national defense purpose.
Boston Transcript! The value of a good
name and a high character ta shown by the
feet that despite his ambitious land-grabbing
program nobody ever wondered If Marat
Henry Watterson ownod a ranch In Mexlot
Springfield Republican) While American
soldiers are hunting bandit la Mexico or
hurrying to the border, Spanish troops
fighting In Morocco. "Neutrality" la a rela
tive term. The neutral nations are not all at
peace though the United flutes is still
nominally so.
Baltimore American: The militiamen ko-
ing to the border are succumbing all along
the lint to attaoks made upon them by aa
army of waiting women armed with lunch
boxes and milk bottles. So far not th
slightest resistance haa been reported as
offered this onslaught on their appetites,
but hll have surrendered unconditionally to
the bombardment, th men oven going to
the length of cheering their captors. ,
Springfield Republican: Th new governor-
general of Canada, the duke of Devonshire,
Is a man of immense wealth, a fact which
Is by no meant regarded in Canada aa dls
qualifying him for the position. On the
contrary a newspaper frankly says that
"The capital Is looking forward to a regime
of large hospitaltty and generous patron
age of all public benefactions." The duke
of Devonshire bear a resemblance to Mr.
Carnegie In being the head of a steel eom
pany. but It remains to be seen whether bis
distribution of hie wealth will be aa ex
1 HAVSHT rV i-wil
M K VJESK- WHAT ON TVB
RErVlOH BSf
WES NrNWN Tt ACT
UKE A WttrV ausaw
Did you read the report that since
vodka has been prohibited In Russia the
peasants are drinking iurniture pouan r
wli. thev certainly must be feeling the
need of a stiff drink. " Baltimore American.
Thts itattth at the Earl of Sandwich in
England recalls the witty epitaph of Theo
dore HOOK, wno, wnen asaea lor irnvruiuviu
lines on the death of the king and queen
of the Sandwich islands Immediately re
cited the couplet:
'Walter, two Hanawicneai" crmn ijwu.
And their wild majesties resigned their
. breath."
Baltimore American. ,
"I think I'm Improving my golf game,
although my score doesn't show it."
'What maices you mm mo, men;
I sometimes play a round without losing
more than two golf balls." Detroit rree
Press. .
niair.B Man fto aoDllcant for Job)
Have you a college diploma?
inniir.nt Nn. Mir: but I have several
mining stock certlQcatea that might be of
fered In evidence that 1 have been through
tha school of experience. Puck.
"The ancients treated diseases with .
charms and trinkets."
'Why not?"
"Can there be any niedioal virtue la
'""I've known "a new bracelet to get my
wife quickly over what appeared to be t.
very sick spell."- Louisville Courier-Journr
UNCLE SAM.
Edgar A. Guest, In Detroit free Prese.
He Is a patient, kindly cuss.
And fond of fun and laughter,
He is not quick to make a fuss,
The lev of life he's after.
He likes to plod along his way
. Attending to his labors
And have but pleasant thtnirs to say
To all wno are nis nemnnori,
He Is not quick to take offense
Hie greatest trait Is common senss.
He does not want to own the earth.
Nor grab the land of others;
He thinks the Ood that gave u Nrtn
vartn human beinas brothers.
Although he can be dignified.
His preference is ror piainneaa
And for the sham of foolish prlds
He substitutes real saneness.
He merely wants to play life's game
And let all others do the same. .
The kids can maul him round about
And tug his whiskers gayly
And kick his silk hat Inside out
And search his pockets dally.
And as their uncle he will grin
And think the fun Is splendid,
But let a bully bluster In ' :
His patience then Is nded,
And when the fuss he makea Is through
The bully know a thing or two.
He doesn't care what creed w speak,
Or what our hobble may be,
He thinks the strong should guar th
weak
As parents guard a baby.
He doesn't light for every Whim
Nor fume about a trifle,
But when injustice angers hi in
He's apt to grab his rifle.
And when he starts to set thtngf Ugh
He is a dangerous man to light.
He isn't garbed in robes of sham,
But plain and good his ralmenj,
Whoever trust our Uncle Bam
Will find him prompt In payment.
He wants to mind his own affairs,
And lmply do his duty,
And And amid ths thorns and tare
Of life the bloom of beauty.
Oh, very proud, Indeed 1 am, j
To tell my love for Uncle Bam.
J aa. '
le per WerA o& Pjb&e Orieri- Ajf
SECULAR SHOTS AT PULPIT.
iraablngten Poet: A Cleveland preaeher
ays a girl ahould nerer walk with a elsarett
emoker; but suppose he uses her farorit
brand?
Minneapolis Journal! A Minnesota minister
says a man Is on th. downward path when
h. can no longer remember all of th Tan
Commandments. Something Ilka "My Coun
try. Tie of The." ao many never hav
progreed byond th llrst raw llnee.
Indlanapolla Newai Tha movement to aid
rural church In overcoming "th unusual
delin In attendane la the, ehurehea dur
ing th. summer months" raises a question aa
to where th. farmer permits his automobile
to lead him these summertime Sundays
Houston Post) Kansas City gave Billy
8anday 182,000. hut th horn raehrs will
sontlnu to seuffl to kep th bodies of their
famlllas on sneaking terme with eorned bef
and eabbag. But a horn, preacher oan't do
the thing and say th thing Billy doe and
aaya and serve out a full Ursa. ;
Baltimore American : Th men 'of busi
ness who make provision for their old m
ployes when time wears out their effieiency,
aeem to b oblivloua to th needs of the
eervante of Chrlat in epirttua! thinge. Yt
with what little effort and at what Uttl. cost
thM. lame buelneaa men alight provide a
small Investment ia th. Held of enterprise
for their pastors, an tnvaatmcnt that, having
little valu at th time, might become of
aulRoient worth to afford a maintenance for
th. pastor la his advanced years. By anak
aetloa th man of business affairs would be
placing themselves In th. class of th. Good
Samaritan who poured win. and oil Int.
th. wounds at th. tnan fallen by th. wayside.
For th. worn oat pa tor to indeed left hy
tha wavolita tor debt and disease and distress
to prey upon hiss, whlla th. priest and the
Levitts of th Pewe pass hy th. ether
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