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THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, JUNE 8, 1916. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY KDWAUD ROSE WATER. V1CTOK ROSE WATKK, EDITOR. Tba Eea Publishing Company, Proprietor. PKE Bf 1LD1.NO. FARXAM AND SEVENTEENTH, -.l.ntfir.) at onmha toitof flea aa aecond-claaa mauler. . Ti-HiUJ Of My mail So ou 4 oi) . .... .'( 4 Vi if SO bLllHCnil'TlON. Uy carrier ler iiiunth Tally and Sunday Sac...., 1'ftlly without eiuiiflay.. 46c...,. l.veulnr; an j tiuiiilMy . . 4Uc Kveninc without nund.)' bunday Bf only ;;,, Illy anil .Sunday H, tlirR year In umiict, flu On. tend nolle nf cnango uf ivMrea or irregularity lit delivery to Omaha n, I'lniilMion Dupgjiiiitiiit. 4,. IIKMITTANCK. w" fcemlt by draft, rximt or itinll nriter, Only 1 tout HampK i trc-lvn! In iiaymniK of email on ti t . j..J'ronal ctreckii, vtpt on Oiu&tia aJ e.lin "yhanga, not a'f-pt'l. i',r ' OKFJCLS, ' v.. Omaha Tho Ilea UuililiriK. - floutli Oman N irt-et. ,,. )iinrll Jiluffa -14 ,rrlh Alain, street. ,ji JJncoin !; Mill tin 1 1 din, Oiljit' J8 rVrinlc. jH IMtCJtnK. ' Nw V'Tk Himiw Mi!. 21 l lfili avenu. Ft, Ifml 503 N'w Honk of CiimuiAn-a, n-.-' Wsntilngt'iri 724 Kmi Mo-nth trel, N. W. rofillKHI'ONHKNCK, . JtnMi-M pommunli ailon rl,lln i n a n1 rtl ,'Sor matter to fiiimt.av Hea. K'Htorlal liar(mnt, MAY CIRCULATION. "57,852 Daii) Sunday 52,748 Darlght Williams, Ireulallon manager of Tht Hee PTibllhl company, being duly (worn, ufi that tha average circulation for tha month of May, ISIS, wu tr.aT.tt dally ana 63,74 Sunday. '- DWIGHT WIU.1AMH, Circulation Manager. ' berlbd in my presence and sworn tu bstor ma "thl )4 day of June, ' BOBKRT HUNTER, Notary Publi. Subscribers leaving the city temporarily . should hive the Bee mailed to them. Ad drees wilt be changed as often aa requested. Meteorologically speaking, Medicine Hat is '' also in the Chicago ring. ' t ...... .. . . .,.., The Allies and the Teutons have again ex changed defies, The shell game will now pro ceed with renewed vigor.' .' . ' . . ! The Omaha school board is doing well to ."Vffp partisan politics as well as sectarian religion "out of the public schools, 4 '', One thing must Impress the visiting advertis ing men, and that is Nebraska has not taken ad vantage of what it has to advertise. p , ........ . ; Omaha's new Athletic club is showing speed enough in promotion, and will be a hummer if it ;only keeps on as well as it has started, ' w ! Any old day is good enough to show our re gard for the flag of our country, but that fact ill be emphasized by the special psrade next Wednesday. The schedule of liabilities filed would Indicate the petitioner in bankruptcy might better be escribed as traveling buyer, rather than a traveling salesman. ' ) Iowa's vote on the suffrage amendment, while appointing to supporters, it not discouraging. JThe closeness of the vote points to equality of Suffrage before many years. Just the same, the legislature of 1915 set aside 'fp be expended during the birnniunt $750,000 more ;(han waa appropriated in 10 1.1, and the money ;h to come from some pUrr, '... .- l.,. . ! Now that the grasihijipcr has joined the green iug, the wheat pit boosters ought to find their lousiness going good, but the late summer will see the Nebraska wheat crop filling the bins as utnal. 5: - . .... i, . .i j Official recognition of the sugary talents of 'Sfoses P. Kinkaid tickles state pride and tpakes Jfr security of congressional fences. The ex tension of time payments comes to Niobrara set ters like sweetneas long drawn out. t - - - - ... , . J". The New York piebiter who undertook to :old women politicians in Chicago for criticis ing the administration lost his cue when advised "Xit "tell it to the president." An amateur scold imong the experienced cuts a sorry figure. ' . MMHMMMM h ... . ... Lincoln's contribution In the bond of com Jnonity between the capital and the metropolis ti the state, in the way of a'pagrant to illustrate yomething of Omaha's ; history, t is quite p jireciafed, as much for its spirit as for its artistic excellence. Britain's curbstone critics turn a hurried som- irsgic death of Lord Kitchener, Their sorrow is like that of a much-mated man whose lament jlons at the grave of No, J 'prompted spectators offer sympathetic cheer. "Friends," he ex plained, "tears will tmt restore her, therefore I Must weep," , , " - Dr. Anna Howard Shaw, president emeritus if the suffrage tsuie, is nut st all plrsird with IHs pushing sutrrs who Uuiuhed the vtonun's srty at ChitiKo, She considers tha inuieutrnt (ffnutur and injurious to the raue. This i ft't the tirst time tlist the isutious counsel vi ttperieius failed In ihetk the vibrant rr. of wuth, Declaring and Defining the Iisuei. The "keynote" speech, delivered by Temporary Chairman Harding to the republican convention at Chicago yesterday, is a message to the voters of the country. It frankly declares and clearly defines the issues between the republicans and the democrats, so far as national administration goes. In terms plain and simple, and easy to understand. Senator Harding does away with the craftily fostered notion, set up by the democrats, that no fundamental difference exists between the two parties. Failure of the Wilson adminis tration to carry out its promises, and to satis factorily meet and deal with the great events that have arisen since the democrats came into control of the national government' is but part of the in dictment now brought against that party, The republicans add to charges of incompe tency and neglect the inability of the democrats to initiate and set on foot any great or beneficial constructive legislation. Always a party of nega tion and reaction, the democrats not only have failed signally in setting forward the mark of the country, but have not been able to hold it where they found it. A fictitious prosperity, in which but certain lines share, and which is directly due to the European war and will certainly disappear with the coming of peace, is relied upon by the administration to support its claims to continu ance. Only vague and indefinite promises for the future are made, makeshifts to meet temporary conditions; the On permanent plan suggested by Mr. Wilson or any of his advisers being the investment of $50,000,000 in vessels at the highest market price, to be sold or leased to private owners. On the other hand, the republicans promise definitely to give the country relief from present conditions, to restore stability to the industry and commerce of the country by proper legislation, and create and foster enterprise that will further develop our resources and insure the prosperity of sll, Americans will be protected at home and abroad, and the flag of the United States will be restored to a place of respectability among the great nations of the world. The people are weary of the vacillation that has marked the last three years of our history, and the republicans are pledged to bring relief. Republican Harmony in Sight The progress of the Chicago convention so far has held nothing that consoles the democrats. In spite of the most determined efforts of the Wil sonites and the Dryanites, and the other wings ind divisions of the party of Incompetence, to perpetuate the split in the republican ranks, the delegates at Chicago, representing the voters st home, are coming closer to the reunion thst means the end of the present democratic admin istration. The gathering st Chicago simulta neously of the representatives of the republicans and the progressives did not result in the violent clash the democrats had hoped for. On the con trary, these delegates immediately began earn estly to seek a common ground on which they could meet, to the end that division, of the repub lican party be brought to an end. Nothing spec tacular marked the proceedings, the delegates and party leaders realiiing they were at Chicago with a definite mission, and that their business could better be transacted without especial accompani ment of noise and futile display. It has been this aspect of the proceedings that has most discon certed the democrats. Reunion in the republican party seems to be in sight. Why Omaha Will March. On Wednesday of next week Omaha will sus pend business for half a day, and generally par ticipate in a popular demonstration of respect for the flag of the United States. That sentiment must not be mistaken for any partisan expression, fur the endorsement of sny scheme of military preparedness, or for anything but the patriotic impulse of the citizens, shown by their presence in the marching column or among the cheering crowds on the sidewalk. Nor must this feeling be confounded with any attitude of unwillingness to take part at any time in defense of the flag. Omaha folks are not eager for war, nor given over to devotion to military glory. But tliey are now and always have been ready to do their part in upholding the United States and all that such duty implies will be cheerfully fulfilled. Pre paredness has its proper part in the thought of our people, and they are not inclined to shirk re sponsibility, but the flag day parade ought not to be confused with any plan for preparing for drfense. Outlook for Peace Is Dimmer. Only one thing seems decided for the present itwiiuiisiiui..!iiiiiMi!lllil(iriianu.i - - - - ersault and join in the nation's grief over the 1 rf'"rd ,he twopean war. and that is the iike- Thirty Years Ao This Dtiy in Omaha , att4 ttmm t U., . (." tt, t4 and ; and t MtH h ' U I al lift . tmtost !.!. at iha: tM ti trtilft I I t l,.ii,!l .4I1, ., ; Ut4 l .l Hi tufusftl i t !, Ims iuin fi. 1, ( 5, t,l,.,, S I'stk "leas, tuati. rid t- .t.H i I ruSi. u,H i . t t t 1 ; Woiiwn tut tntt t"i.li-t.i iN 4,.ti)e SS I'M t ft-. S'kt.tH l.l.f.) i,lMl) j SM-r.H aittrM . J wriiuri, ,,u, tb. ' " I t - J suns' M!tt:. s wl! and t, ( !' t. ' t ', i,t 4 ha i wt,f. ta, Ksf, J ? tUlatiUr ft. tT h4 W fc "f. ttl. h,. t.-.(fy J t. t'. tit V 4,i N,.itn i' '. "tH. -1-(.-t U a v-i,v if t,t4s J 41 I M 4 4t t H I'M 'll'l In ) it P"til - !. ,,, tii,W., as. I MIS t i ! 41 t' tju.-it IK Ik. I h 5 i i ; I t ' j ' 4 I i . . k i J l i i:- .. m i v H ftl f 4 I. J1' S'tsf t M I ,M war T'l take ,", . t;'" s r I'u'.i t S'V ll It .4 t44 IN. Olllt .. t HiU'l-.f (liftt kip l. I 4 It I I i. ( , .,!,(, , f Jj, fcs'-i all 'intiii4 l.tt ' "S ' '4 a 4 1 1 , lihood of Lord Kitchener's prophecy that it would he a long war, enduring for at least three years. The speech of Chancellor von Bethmann-Holl-rg to the Reichstag, and Its reception by the member, nuy be taken as fsirly exhibiting the feeling in Oniutiy, Sir Kdward (Irey recently spoke for the Allies in similar strain, and in nnthir of thtie utteuinces i there to be found any sign f isilltngnrss to seMle at the point rraclird, Nriihrr of the combatants U inclmrd In nuke om eoKHit, and ei h boasis of rrar tkn and determination to go on with the lighting. So far nothing ilnune has marked the progms of (he mr I'nitl one suit or the other lus aitonc I soiiiritiing like a iiilni), prst li liighly 'imprnbabte. l.ts than lw. tiionlhs remain of the serond )tif vl the r, lut a tt ti a 1 1 ((., Irt. !ii-le eiietg di!s)rd in ilcuu, it"ii, ih i.oir u at. .ml hi i it in AndMil. HU. Hf ei4i!ii.s of hfisioul iiithliiiioiu cmili tt It's )HK II plums i t I! )(t ti,l4l olifuMl of S ik t'tne tHii,t !,.). ymail, ro'sns 4 f '!" ! (hr j ..tulf l Ih tl ,i. I.iu.ii ,.j th I'lH-.ui bank .( ti,l,. ,.Kn,i. ... Sl4 oiti.Uoiti, I. a !,. ti.. .'.W i i ri. r"ss. MeaitwKit U dt u,. tot i I y ti.t't I.,. it Iht S4k, hH. lt! IN4 f . 4. t ti $-iMi frstk S irnti tui ttt d ii!t. l'iM. g tie istta u.t sciWl i. fS'dttIS 1 414 f'. 1st mhi, h 1 4' I . t...i IHtltl4. H Iv H lMt Ml t.'l.i1, ! 4 t'i MiiU'lu.i ' i l. U hartiUtl ot tit Iuli4(.IS ttl!f ,Jh!,?.h hs 4!.l?W ,. l-mt fm tilt H t!4 hrV)i 4(441141, 1 I ' 4.'4 U 4 l . AMt, sh'. a ttd4tu'f t' itJiii, ,, nut i.m,it I U4. u 4-l'.'4 4 t' l i ,. ,,t t'.4 i f tr msutta-s JK t (.4i4 I(4l4 t4!ity 4 k . a to .4I hum 4 " ) t ' Ai ('ig )t :.ls tVst a ti. n.r sar, , l'l'4"l J. I. 4, IS t 'l4 i f M4, ' n 4-lhl4ong tSf l pl44lS tt.H k 4.u 4 SHUUty ttlt SUKSt tb 4.'H.!41..p t I t' Cost of a Campaign JStw fork Hanld. FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS, at lowest es timate, will be spent in 1916 on our quad rennial political jag. It is a moderate es tlmate, for, by being a little far-fetched, it could be doubled. It may, indeed, amount to a cool hundred million. Hut a total expenditure of fifty millions means an expense of $J.50 per voter and 50 cents per capita for the entire population, It can be de fended on the Tom Reed theory that this is a fifty-mollion-dollar country. Laws of recent years enacted by congress and most of the states requiring the filing, of sworn statements of the origin and disposition of campaign funds have lately, for the first time In the history of the nation, nude available fairly accurate data on the high cost of politics in this country. , . ', Politics comes highest In presidential election years, not only because of the large expenditures of the national committees, but because three fourths of the 100,000 and more elective officers--national, stale, county and municipal are filled at or about the same time. Indeed, scarcely more than 5 per cent of the total cost of politics for the country as a whole this year will be born by the big party committees. Some 200,000 individuals are now, or soon will be, seeking offices in the United States. All wilt spend some money, and money will be spent by others for a great many of them. There will be several thousand "campaign committees" of va rious kinds and quality. The taxpayers directly will have to take care of the largest single item of expense, that for the election machinery. In New York state alone the cost of registering the voters and conduct ing the November election will be about $2,500, 000. For all ihe states it will amount to not less than $25,000,000. Several hold their state elec tions on dates other than for selecting a presi dent; one, Maine, has a different day for choos ing representatives in congress, This makes the election machinery almost doubly costly in those states, Most of the town and city elections, which will take place in hree-fourths of all the municipalities this year, will be on other dates. If you were to add to the direct expenses the Indirect losses caused by "election year," such as the depressing effect on business and the loss from industry of the time of the thousands who will give several months of their time to politics alone, not omitting the celebration of election night a half million dollar item in New York City alonein other words, if yots were to figure the "cost" as many figure that of the European war, the expense of our leap-year political ex ercises would reach a total of more than $500, 000,000. Some of the election reform legislation of late years has tended to lower the high cost of politics, while other legislation has increased it. The necessity for filing statements of expendi tures, now almost universal, makes candidates and committees more circumspect in soliciting and disposing of funds. In quite a number of instances expenditures are limited by law, and to exceed the legal maximum disqualifies the f:uilty candidate and makes committeemen sub ect to indictment. The extension of the pri mary election idea has increased the expense be cause it necessitates an extra election and forces many candidates to make two popular campaigns where one sufficed before. About half as much money is spent in the pre-convention as in the post-convention contests. The expenses of the national committees of the two big parties rarely fall below $2,000,000, and frequently go beyond $5,000,000 in a presi dential year. It is generally admitted that the republican national committee of 18vo, under the leadership of 'Mark Hanna, first made "the roof the limit' in spending money, The funds used to elect Mckinley have been estimated at from $3,000,000 to $7,000,000. They probably were nearest the last figures However, memoranda left by Cor nelius N. Bliss, who was treasurer of the com mittee, indicate that the funds passing officially throiiRh the committee's hands aggregated only $3,500,000. According to the same data the fund employed to re-elect McKinley in 1900 was a "trifle below" $3,000,000. The republican national committee usually disposes of the most funds. But some demo cratic national committees have been superb spenders. In 18'2 not less than $2,000,000, per haps a great deal more, was used in electing Cleveland, all of whose races were engineered by men who were adepts in raising and generous in contributing political funds. There are no authoritive data on democratic expenditures except for the campaigns of 1908 and 1912, when the expenses of the committee approximated $1,000,000 for each year. George B. Cortelyou, who was chairman, Is authority for the statement that the republican national committee disposed of a tittle more than $2,000,000 to elect Roosevelt in 1904. The elec tion of President Taft in 1908 cost nearly as much. There sre good data on all the campaigns of 1912 both before and following the conventions. Those who sought the democratic nomination that year did so at a total cost, in round figures, of $450,000, divided as fellows; Woodrow Wilton. .. liOJ.OSOOtcar I'tidfrwood. . . 61.000 rhamp Clark SO.OOOJuiUon llarmun.,,, 144. Out The campaigns of Taft and Roosevelt for the republican nomination cost $100,000 or more, and the sum was divided about equally between them. Statements filed by all the committees of par ties running prendciiti.il candidates in 1912 show receipts and expenditure as follows: DUhUMa- It cvipta. Rapilbtlran ll.STa.S4l SI lmtrtIIO i.l. 141144 frarioa SVSSMTI Sudani 4144 SS National polnus tu t.ir tin yr.tr have torn rsthrr tnrxprnsive coniMred with the pre liminaries of 1912, It i to predict that be Iwteit $.IOt.),OM) and fflSn) OOO, ami Hmsihty great dra! more, will be dupoted o( 111 aiding the Ire and untraniinrllrd v.'lrts t 1 select a ihirf msgiilrst". menia, ll,I.S44.ST 1,114.44 U0 4 VM0 en SS.SSI.SI Twice Told Tales Lints It Pothered, In hrt dtai'f'l th I lUikmr I trnt ths nutiir I'tlomt ui (l'i;,j tun. I, ..f a 1H4MV lift lC4rnt tlii'rl 4 I 'r cut,! ln 4it liu t o in1' !. 4 ton I tt " 't iti t f Vmi!, is ilh slats tn'4tHt urn. I ii hv t.uir t.4u I l'i! vt 41c , u d 1. 4 I t IIM'I H I '((.. .ui tt 1 tui '" 44,, iSi g,il, nH 4 t!j,H . ' wtn.i tot :: t i.i. ittvt tt 4. , 1 . 1 ' " 4 '1 1. , I' tt V 4 41 Ililiaf I I t Mt h.Kil" ll tfi!tf 4" .! J tti I'll, ' 'I h hi t .. i "'l't the t-r sIh vt lk Hi . 1,4... i t 1 , . 1 ' ' 4!4! IS.' I lit 4 IH .t- Yin l)M,.i t'l l! I 4- ..I W . tt, I 4 . ; i., 1 at-, oil !r - ' I .H,, I iK 4 ' 1 I tut- in, ! ro J t4 t4!.i- V 4 "4)44r. -tt ,og hi,ft I (.,!'. . t ! M. I -, - K tt44 " IK, y.4 I ' I i4iiH 4l l)'4n4t , I al H4 ij-aj.44 in 411 iti a .l-4jio.s k 'lti..l4, ti ' O I Hkl to 4 '. I I 4rt - l.p.UUl tut t. a t t,. h ).., ;..t 4t ,.,. . 44 t.l S " l!' I"! ' l t I t 't tl ! ('4 'Hi! ttoxM ll K) l ,M Ifitii !. t; !, a I itt t!' - . tact t4-t Iti4 I f1 4 !.. t I''. lf f 41 444HH It la t . 4tl 44 I (fit J f.l, d t I - .' ' 1 4 4 I 'C'h. Iket Hfltlitlf lt It." l-t :, j 411 , a,) , th tlt'S Ivf - (t!-)"'' Al44t,l Editorial Snapshots Brooklyn Eatla l Tha Canadian troopa in Balglum and Kranoa ahould do wall under their new commander. If thera i anything In a name. General Byn eounde like what Is needed on tha western front Buffalo Expreii The war aenda S0,0OH,. 000 worth of trams Into thia country thla year. Jawela, the greateat luxury of peace, in time of war are tha quickeet aaiet. Why not mora talk of wearing- diamond! as a part of our preparedness program T Philadelphia Ledgers The feeble wits who planned tha Rooaevelt "aaaatalnation faks" at Kansas City ought to feel the full scorn of tha futile, if not tha penalty of law. With all kinds of cranks loose, this is not the time to be staging possible attacks on presi dential candidates for tha "movies" or for general notoriety. Tha real cry of "wolf" may soma time coma too late. Boston Transcript; Tha grant convention of tha Federated Women's Clubs In New York City, resulting In the election of Mrs. Josiah Kvans Cowles as Its new prealdent, la a manifestation of tha Increasing soli darlty of women in tha United glates. Year by year thera Is an enlarging number of women's clubs, and their Joint assembly grows mors interesting and mure Impres sive. Baltimore American: When girls devote themselves to fashion, fudge and flirtation they are denounced as featherheads. When they give up all three and more substantial things beafrlrs, and go voluntarily into hard training and submit to strict discipline In order to fit themselves to be of service to their country, if tha need comes, they are as energetically denounced as faddists. What can they do to please the critics? Springfield Republican: William Penn did very well la dealing with the Indians with out the employment of military prepared ness. Unfortunately for the vnlue of the Insson for today a modern civilised nation with a trespassing ambition or a real or fancied grievance Is a stltfer proposition than the savage red man, even of I'enn's day, Tha Quakers and other parifiats who won't help are lucky In sharing the protec tion of those who will. SIG1TP0STS OF PE00EESS. A portable, but powerful hydraulic press ha been invented for bending large pipes to any daslred curve without injury. Th outlet pipe of a new bubbling foun tain can be raised so a tall person will not have to lean ever to get drink of water, Sacramento, Cel., recently adopted through Its commission, city plan, which provides that Industrial plants shall be permitted only in designated districts. Beven hundred and fifty thousand acres of land have been opened for homestead purposes In southern California. The gov ernment has also opened 1,(00,000 acres In Mouth Dakota. A novelty In pistols has been perfected for use by the United fiiBt. t signal corps for tha purpose of communicating at night. Cartridges firing spurts of flume of various buss ara used for ammunition, the color of tha flame carrying definite message to th distant lookout Rapid Alters at Kargo, N. D., reduce the number of bacteria In a cubic centimeter In tha Red River of the North bS to 99.6 per eent. In the raw water the count rang from 700 to 25,000. The hnrdness, which varies from 200 to 400 parts to the million of carbonates, Is reduced about one half, making an estimated saving of $7,000 In tba sost of soap. Us of petroleum as locomotive fuel In creased IS per cent last year, according to tha United States geological survey. It said S7,000,000 barrel were used against 10,000,000 th year before. Th increase is attributed to th relatively low price f crude oil and to an Increase in production of low grade oil. Oil fuel 1 used on forty railroads in th United Bute. TITS ON HOME TOPICS. Indianapolis News 1 Old ewimmln' hoi never Imposed any bothersome regulation about bathing suits. Washington Posti It would b Just Ilk some mutt to suggest "Onward, Christian Soldier r a th rallying song of tha Lsagu of Pac. "Boston Transcript I However pslnitsk Ing th Chicago convention may he, w feel sure that It will fall to meet th ap proval of th democratic party. Washington Start Now that history show that a pig' squeal elected Old Hickory, what member of th unterrified will say another word agalnat pork T Indianapolis News: A 12.000,000.000 trade balance for th year sound mighty prosperous, but hadn't w better stop to consider what wa ara going to do with all th money that Is piling up on usT Baltimore American: More of th de grading influence of tha movies. It ha been found that base ball player on th road are attending picture show In their para time after th games and neglecting the great American institution of draw poker. Louisville Courier Journal; A man who said he had a plan to till boarding house and keep them full ha been arrested for using th mails to defraud. Wise board ing house keepers know that the ohly way Is to fill boarders and keep them full. editoeiAl sittings, Huston Transcript: Th administration holds that Carrania' ultimatum is not an ultimatum, ami tt must ha admitted that It know on when It seas It. Chicago Herald 1 General Joethal Is back with tha announcement the, the ranal work ia finished at I'ensma, tu'. w bav a sneak ing sasplclon that Culebra hasn't yet shot Ma last slid. rblla.lellhl le.teeri When It somas tn "iluentanaUnt alliances," why doesn't th president brtutk up lb c .itil.lno. n twtwasn p. 1111 and p-nlu tT Thai s a cause worthy ot bis Mtsttle, and It's f'sM at head, tool Indianafulls Nemt : In decl.lina on tbslr Stiltud tnwsld ) cleanup ntwvsment lb urn iner results should tamembor that when a n.ait eutitse hams frtim his vaiun and tliea has a sase ef iM'hold, everybody ef Sn ai.usmi" Jliht4 it knocking the eiat1 situ be stay t. Itrtwkiyn t ' ' y.ita Atsrtra b O I M 4 1 n the lut 'f t ofc 1 a, ,4 see-tats at l.. .fi. lu.kii, the lit is l.ksly t b m.d btn ,4r.s Aacf"i sola, IK a- 1 1 e'.l are sit n la .it.t,, m4 adore IK tioglitlt. ttoatlU t4-Kr l,t I a4' familU l- ISs s- ' t maI. . t'vtef'!! lUi.'t)i. e . 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' ' 4 1 J v , 1 . -1 1 s, t-. . 1.. 1- is, a 4 4 1 is. men In the rr.k; but for those In my posi tion it is a gentleman's disagreement." uehlng ion Hiur. It wa a "What are th crowd cheering for, George T "The umpire called him aat. great alldel" "I'm eo giad. When I aw him tumble t thought surety ba'd b hurt." Detroit Fre Press. "Here's a highbrow with a new theory," "What ia It?" "Ha say we can perfume tha 11! of life." "Com ara working In that direction, I think." "How toV , "Alwiy scenting Iroubls." Loulsvtlls Courier-Journal. tEAR MR.WABIBBIB fN FIANCE AMD I DIFFER CMtH THE WEKMHf? MARCH ft) BE PLAYED ATOM WEIVJi fiW AT SHOULD BET pLAYEfc s Pessimist Wall, how marrlsd life T Optimist Oh, not so good. My mother, in-law aides In with my wife. Pneslmlst That' bad. Optimist Oh, not so worse. Th cook Is strong for m. Judg. Willi Willi What' patriot, pa T Papa Willis Generally a man who did om great deed so long ago that people have forgotten th selfish motive that really prompted It. Llf. THE GEAND P-AE-ADE. W. R. Hodge In BU Ixtuia Globe-Democrat, Th call I after sounding (or th grand parade. Tha marshal la cavorting, aa also I hi aide: Th band they ar a-toottng, th ladle trlke their gatei Hustle Into lln you fallows, not a mlnuta aan w watt; A Englishmen and Franhhmen, Hungar ian and Scotch, Italian and German and Irishman and Dutch, Swede and Norwegian from above, and Hwltaera from below I Th whole bunch for preparedness, with American we go. W want submarines and battleship and aeroplane galore. Of dreadnaughi and torpedo boats, full halt a hundred mora, To guard our wide possessions In what ever clime they be: We Insist that Unci Samuel ahall be ruler of th aea, A Englishmen and Frenchmen, Hungar ian and Scotch, Italians- and German and Irishmen and Dutch, Bwedea and Norweglana from above, and Bwliiers from below, Th whole bunch for prepardncs, with American w go. ., W havs a corking army, no better tan exist, But w should gtv th boys a chance who ar anxlou to enlist; W want three hundred thousand of good men trained to fight, With no thought of aggression, but to maintain peac by right. A Englishmen and Frenchmen, Hungar ians and Scotch, Italian and Germans and Irishmen and Dutch, Swedes and Norwegian from above, and Bwluera from below, Th whole bunch for preparedness, with American w go. Varnish buying should be regarded aa an investment. . Some varnishes pay as dividends a handsome and lasting finish, while others soon go bank rupt and the job has to be done over. The dif ference in the cost per gallon of the two kinds is nominal and it costs as much to apply one as the other. LIQUID GRANITE Floor Varnish ia a dividend pay ing finish and you will take no chances in using it on your floors. It is waterproof, resists hard wear, and makes a smooth, mellow lustre that always pleases, and is easily cared for. Liquid Granite is also adapted for oil cloth and lin oleum, and is a perfect general purpose varnish. LUXEBERRY WHITE ENAMEL makes the finest white interiors, produces a permanent snow white finish in either dull or gloss effects that can be modi fied to shades of ivory or gray, when desired. Both then F nhhit ar mad by Barry Brother, th World' larteit varnith maker. You can get inter' fling booklet and further information from any of the following dealer. Hamilton Paint c Gla Co., 1517 Howard St., t. t. Bruc Drug t,o. itanry M. Johstnnssan Class At Paint Co., 114 S. 14th St.) Richardson Drug Co. Wright A Wilhatmy Co. t!'' 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