6 THE REE: OMAHA. WEDNESDAY, JUNE 7, 1916. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE "'FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSKWATER. " VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR. Tbe Bet Publishing Company, Proprietor. EES BUILPINO. TARS AM. AND SEVENTEENTH. Entered at Omaha tKwtoffico a aacond-claaa matter. TtRUa OF SUBSCRIPTION'. By carrier By mail per month per year. Pally ud 8undy io .... tlally without bunviay lie.,. ..,... Evening an-i tfundsvy 40c t 00 ivening without Sunday ibo 4.00 Sunday Be only iOo i.to Iially and Sunday Be, thre years In advance, 110.00, Send notlca of change of artdreaa or irregularity In delivery to Omaha Be-, Clnulallon Department, REMITTANCE Remit by draft, xpre or postal order. Only two rent alampa received In payment of email ay count, personal cberke, except on Omaha and eastern rrtanga, not accepted. OFTICKfl. , OmahaThe Bee HutMlng. ftnuth Omaha 231 H N alrcet. Cteunrl) Biuffa 14 North Main atraet Lincoln 12 t.Htl BulMIng, ChNago 1 People (ia Bulldlnf, New York Room 110, 21 Klfth avenua, Bt. Louis 10 New Bank of Otrmten , Washington 725 Fourteenth atreet, N. W, CORRKHPONDKNCB, Address eommunlratlona relating to news and adl torlal matter to Oineha Bee, K-llturlal Itenartrnent. MAY CIRCULATION. 57,852 Daily Sunday 52,748 Ptrlght Williams, eirrulstlon manager "f The Be Pabllshlng eompenr, belnf duly sworn, sss that the averegs elrrulatlon for the month of Mey, 1(11, we T,tta daily end 12.7411 Sundae. DWIGHT WIU.IAM8, Circulation Manager, ftuberrlbed in my present and twors to before m thle Id day of June, 1I4. HOfiKIlT HUNTER, Notary Publle. Subscriber leaving the city temporarily abould have the Bee mailed to them. Ad tire, will be changed at often at requeited. Events of worldwide import rrowd the speed limit, so fast they follow. All political signs indicate that ') per cent of the favorite sons will score a home run. Spectators of tbe world tragedy barely re cover from one shock before another land on the same spot. The visiting admen will have themselvei to blame if they fail in picking up firt-clas copy in the garden of the west. On the principle that a dead bandit it a good bandit Carranza's firing squad is entitled to an other notch on its gun. 1'ueblo Lopez got the Santa Rosa treatment. While larger events crowd the newa spotlight, there i no mistaking the hot time on the Italian front. Mars' scrappers in that region are getting together to the hilt of their knives. Master barbers of Nebraska should take coun sel and calmly consider the perils of the step. In view of the increasing popularity of beards, business foresight suggests a cut in prices rather than a boost. The melancholy fate of Lord Kitchener, crowding on the heels of the naval tragedy, in tensifies the grief and gloom pervading Ilrifith homes. Possibly the dark hour of trial may her ald the coming dawn, Associate Justice Hughes' unheralded address to the graduates of a Washington seminary is characteristic of the man. It reflects not only his broad Americanism, but also his distaste for bandwagon accompaniments. The death of Yuan Shi Kai, president of China, removes the immediate cause of revolu tionary movements in the Celcitial republic. Choosing a successor capable of uniting warring factions is a task of crucial importance put up to republican leaders for solution, The huge preparedness parades of New York and Chicago have not had time to manifest them selves at the recruiting offices. Under the .emergency call for 20,000 men only 1,535 of the total of 8,752 enlisted came from the two princi pal parade cities. The meager showing warrants a public stimulus. Politicians born to the trade have nothing on the managers of the woman's party formally launched in Chicago. The old guard and their younger associates move by schedule. The wo men are not thus hampered and started business two days ahead of the men. emphasizing by their speed that mere men politicians mum step live lier to outrun their side partner. A wrathful woman with a revolver cuDI pelled a Mississippi editor to eat half of a copy of hi offending newspaper. N"o doubt the ex perience was disagreeable, hut it held compen sation. A dissertation on (he superior apprising qualities of pulp over had adorned his domestic sctrme department with the plumes of a "scoop." Thirty Years Ago This Day in Omaha t owyilt ttm Be rile Kitchener of Khartum. England's greatest loss in the present war was suffered when the old cruiser Hampshire sank, carrying down Horatio Herbert Kitchener and his staff. Fleets and armie may be overwhelmed with disaster on sea or land, and the damage be retrieved; when the genius that has organized the defense of the nation, and directed its movements through times of greatest stress is taken, the mis fortune amounts to real calamity. Not that Kitchener is absolutely indispensable, for the des tiny of the world no longer turns on one man. This leader was too good a builder to hang the future of England on his own l'fe; his plans, so far as they have been disclosed by actual opera tions, comprehend the co-operative activity of many, and the death of one will not vitally affect the progress of the whole. But Kitchener was one of those men who stand out clear above'all others. His genius was for organization, for thoroughness and for the most careful attention to the minute details that lesser men would overlook. This quality marked his course from sub-lieutenant to commander-in-chief. He is better known to the world because of his great success in Khartum, where he re trieved the blunder of Wolseley, and brought the Mahdiats under Osman Digna to subjection and checked the flames of an uprising that might have engulfed the world in religious warfare. When he succeeded Lord Roberts aa active head of the British army, he injected new life and energy into the organization, and made it more than ever effective. In the present war he ac complished a most remarkable feat. Within a year from the time hostilities began he had in creased England' "contemptible army" of about three-quarter of a million to more than four million of first-clasr, well-equipped fighting men, and this without the compulsory enlistment of any. That be could do this, preserving the ef ficiency of hi organization from first to last, stamp him a military leader of supreme ability. He is the first of the really leading figure of the war to be claimed by death, going, a he would undoubtedly have chosen, in the line of duty. Hi place in history i secure. Hughe and Americanism, The only person, apparently, who do not find occasion to applaud the remark of Jus tice Hughe in addressing a graduating class of girl in Washington are the manager of boom for other presidential possibilities. The Ameri can people will not share in any part of the im plied criticism. Justice Hughe voiced in hi simple language a thought that i uppermost with thoughtful Americans at all timet when the flag is in question. It I a symbol of a concept of human liberty beyond that typified by any other banner ever unfurled to the kiss of the sun and the winds, and of a people devoted to that ideal. The undivided allegiance, the unselfish devotion of the father is the heritage of the present, and it is our duty to hand that heritage on, unsullied and undiminished, This is the substance of Jus tice Hughes' definition of Americanism and the flag as it emblem. It come as the declaration of a citizen who is not seeking office, and a such mint have more than ordinary weight with the people. Yuan Shi Kai, China, and the United States, The death of Yuan Shi Kai hold especial in terest for the United State because of our rela tions with China, and the condition of that un wieldy empire. Yuan had both itrength and ability, and wa able to withstand to a great ex tent the pressure put upon him by the Japanese, who took advantage of other world event to press for greater control in China. This policy was bluntly put before the people of the United State by Baron Shibasawa last winter, when he proposed that we provide the capital white Japan furnished the supervision, and together the two nations could exploit China. The Japanese end of that dream ha not been abandoned. Sun Yat Sen, who wa formerly Yuan' aide, and later hi rival, the active head of the present rebellion, has found sanctuary in Japan for many months. Should he succeed to the presidency, or one of his .faction, the complications will be greatly increased. Our government ia pledged to the "open door" in China, which i exactly what Japan does not want. The possibilities of the situation from a diplomatic standpoint can easily be grasped, Each of the succeeding world events emphasizes the importance of the United State as a participant in world affairs, Ir.i'k Will. v!iid t'cij I,, t,? ,.iuf ! lu auiltt.it i.f m (n.tni. u m be msinvil imi week ti Mn tiro 'Vii ,. thi tin, ' J1'''1'.1- who wee rdin tt, r on tlie l it loit iiic Mii. -, I i.f itpuaid ol imtM Vt4i i'ul hu, tuintU in',j.r. in ,,t,, -li, .,,I,,U ,. ,t4( .,, V II, . tt , "' '' ' I I lr.fi.ln. M4t i.i ( il.. .l with itugitxi. m ..t t wh s .', !,,,. It t "' lt' I'M i ii !.. ouiiti.ii 4 url'i S'it't,Mi ol ......i M.rt't' tin. . 'itm Mum l fwi i" .,, i. '...,! t I! Mnt.-S(, I J. .'.- . , i; u H;.,i,t I'"' ! ! !' I . () !.,. ;,t IM.t t ' I ' l"l' I-' M I, 'Mil t l.l kl'lHt ..ll'.t l,il(!i. V ' I - I- I'l t:., !.t,t i.i ih( r 4i im..ii, I'm I, ,M ,..,fl '' "'f'H-t.il ...'(. ts m; c '., i.t n !..fi. 'no., , ia i : i ' i .. r e' I I5 .,' ' i .!" , i (iif t ,, if , l; tt '' .. i '' Kiting, '' !l ! t .",j.l 4 'Mrm .t Ht U ttl.t I ( ,l,l : ' , t , I., t, (, ll !'! Mj J i . ' ,( ,.' t, ' mI l ... ,r ..,! t. mil n,""( r.f (tat ' '!'! ' ('' i.iM.,1 .(M tiHh tV i IV I i I . i I U. U .'. ", .'i ! I'l 4l!' k., " ' I ' M.i ; .. , .- ,.,,J hf) '"i'l- I, s i"t'l n I .) mtiKi u (hi iti i!M;i a-.itt it. .(f ..i !'. , I 'l M 4 It' ....!., vl i f V -,.., .,,', 4 l V, ' I m I Vf , i(4 I. .it) .i..ft,j t ' ! el M "rt, V ill. tut ll"ii I ' I. W I .,.4l ,!l Forty Tears a School-ma'am. Another Omaha school teacher has been re tired on pension after forty years of service in the school room. This simple statement hold in iiielf a Imtory of achievement that can not be b put into words. No other factor of our civilized life louche so closely on tbe home as does the scboul; next to the Influence of the parents, that of the school teacher has most lo do with the shaping of the career of the children of the couiitrj. In many ways, the devotion of the leather excels that of the parent. I'hitdieii in a home grow up, and as thry rfiv.li maturity par. eiiU are relieved of responsibility and care, but ;o the teacher no such relief come. One gener ation ol children succeed auoiliei at lite uhool, unit the piiMfii u( i aining tlirin, of fixing llieit idr.it, directing their thoughts, and opening their 1 1 1 1 1 v i ! i u tiitii:iioui I oil v eai of this work i oiiipi ivf ispriirmr that it br)oiu expirmon, ,i scum thai ilt'ietvc reward tar g'ralrr than il tit he paid, t o retoe triini tenthrr tin a ptiiiioii i ! oul) pjtllv riw giiue 1 1 - oMigaiiou itu i 'i: t one ho given n I'll thing ll't l'lt" beitnul v tvinpiiutioti ilh Ihn I'lUni'li ilioiiid y .Mi rllMl't l U vi 40,1 vl'ltlOll ilolil all tl4 vlIIUHII t;,t tl.i pt ioioii be iiU'lv' tint t.i i!il mi i u .it tin li v tir tttiU'l Icatl'er menu Nebraska Press Comment Wayne Herald: The Omaha Bee ha re placed its old linotype machines with a lot of new ones. The Bee first installed linotype machines in February, 1894, being the first publication in Omaha to adopt the new method of type compo sition. At that time a linotype for a rural weekly was not thought of a practicable. Now manv weekly publications use the modern machine with advantage and profit. Sidney Telegraph: Omaha lias literally been hi! where ulie lives in the caustic criticisms of the great Mrs, Rorer. but no doubt some vulgar Omahaiis will continue to cat mashed potatoes with a sublime disregard for the madam's dis approval and probably they will continue to use finger bowls without heralding their entree with one of the Rorer's sarcastic stories. Cleopatra and her contemporaries used linger bowls and they have ever been as much a part of the table service as forks have and as uninspirational of comment except to those individuals whose im mediate ancestors ate from a common receptacle in the middle of the board, using those familiar implements, the fingers, with which to salvage generous morsels from the mass. Mrs. Rorer carries the marks and evidence of having made a sudden jump from brr forefathers squatting around a conglomerate stew, to her present high and exalted state from which she attempt to (each NebraM0iis how to eat. David City Banner: A special train of emi nent eastern advertising experts are touring Ne braska thi week with two-fold purpose, to ad vettise the east and west and to see what the went really ia and has, Thi is a good thing for both, but far better for them than us. We know what they have but they are ignorant a to what we have. They will go back much wiser and with a better understanding of the west than lliey ever had. The one grand mistake they will make is not coming to David City. We are situ ated in the very center of the richest part of the state and by going around us they will miss see ing the very best part. Grand Island Independent: It may be of in terest to the public to know that the contem plated "Seeing-Ncbraska" Irip for ome thirty five to fifty large eastern manufacturers and ad vertisers, who probably have never been west of Chicago, is being paid for by some of the leading newspaper of Nebraska in co-operation with the railroads, the latter also contributing financially. The Independent is, perhaps, one of the smaller contributors to the plan, its cash donation bring only $50, 7'his participation ha been based upon the relative amounts of foreign advertising car ried by the several leading newspapers of the state, and it ha been generally admitted that thi paper carrirs more home advertising, in compari son with its foreign advertising, than- nearly any other newspaper in the state. If in addition to thi work of the newspapers it were possible to compute the value of the advertising given Ne braska as a state by all of it newspapers, can any one gues the amount, at the usual com mercial rate, that i thus freely given? Shelton Clipper: And now Bryan blame the "corporation controlled newspaper" for the story that he would attend the St. Louis convention as a delegate from Nebraska or an alternate from some other slate, If he gor a a representative of the newspaper be will not refuse the money he receive for furnishing convention dope. York Republican: Our democratic friends will have two special trains to the St. Louis con vention. One starts from Omaha and will have the regulation commissary, The other begin it olemn journey at Lincoln and will be stocked with grape juice. One combination express, bag gage and passenger car will be all that will be necessary on this train, but the demand for tick ets on tbe Omaha special indicates that it will have to be run in three or four sections. This the wicked flourish while the good man waits in lone-aoinencss. Twice Told Tales A Come Back, A lady was continually accusing her lervant of extravagance without any real cause. The servant alway bore this accusation patiently. One day the servant informed her mistres that the coal had all been consumed. This wa followed by the usual remark on the part of the mistress, who finished up by saying: "You evidently eat it!" The next day the candles were all gone. "Candles gone!" said the mistress, "Why, I bought half a pound only a fortnight ago. "Oh,-well." rejoined the now disgusted serv ant, "I can tell you where the candles have gone. I ate them to grease my throat, so that I could swallow the coal more easily." Philadelphia Ledger. Important Testimony. A lawyer was examining a Scottish farmer. "You affirm that when this happened you were going home to a meal. Let us be quite certain on this poinl, becau.-e it is a very important one. He good enough to tell me. sir, with as little pre varication as possible, what meal it was you were going home to." "You would like to know what meat it was?" said the Scotchman. "Yes, sir." I should like to know." replied the counsel,' sternly and impressively. "Be sure you tell the truth.' "Werl, thru, it was ju-t oatmeal!" Pitts burgh Chronicle. People and Events , i lilt ! t K I'fillltV ll 411, ll'tH!t,f I! I II jtflfl'tl I'HU'I 4'i Mi'!lilld It H. ' ! 4 " I. t f, .p. iii. .i t.i Uttt.ih tu Kfiiit nt M'i ' unload! t I'tiKnn It" fii'tnt'ti'l t"4i.'f I 41 li H llll.l liul ,!. I. ..H i t '. .1, It t -I i'l r.innl PiiMic 'f Miutf I .1 ( o eiii'.f .. nvMfi t'.ip ut.uHv fll't Ifv'ill t' S!'vllt ol I'Iivju ti.i, Hid ail.l limii '! U ! i'i lift 'l, I iv l tiv Ht'l ! t II I II . I I 1 I.M i , V -I Kl Iif UIfhI g 1 V f I I' o'fH t ll " I. I'i !'! pet'l i'v iM ttltol in teal-f . tttm, tci I id lil"l 4 k lll-' ill. ft k kit fcu .! stlske-l wt . t..l M"i .! Ill '" iff I sivtta I t I t hwl Viitlii) I , ft the Imi iv- tU iuiiii N in tit -it l,4 been iM.it'i wtvuti itesit t (,.! iuit , , t:i.'lt' It (l'-! !" ' ( t't..f if v t.iW ill t.l..n ,i lh lint ,. .j itltli tjlS Henry Kiiuid Smith of Richmnnd, 'a., a civil enismeer and sun of Bishop Coke Smith of the Southern Methodist church, lost his lile in a tijiu wrttl, in Honduras, recently. An alligator stretched ilsell" avross the rails ami ditchrd th Ham. The vloiUnvl i'lani l)rlrr has just celebrated tit it t j 1 1 1. oi .I pilnlt-c with luiilui't! brilluute and rt'.sl ll the p4prr luilu't mentioned it no one would li.ive suiitted that the P. I was well past ihe prnsioiublr jiie It nuv he tnn. bin it i..rvn i look in 4v I il.it over ,1 v l(ie liivl ol I if r l i'i ' i: uii .i if4ih toii't l!i Nes Vfik I us rcUlrtl t't Pe vptr ,;ioi .'I s t'ooltooiii vt'tu'i vt4t pii'K J on evi-liiitif prtr nm.l tv ' listrniiig in Sut tKf v.uiu It is iit mill tn'l t imIi(ii oi t trr ite use i( poln ptr to i-iifi t upi lelrpliomf unur hy ,i' i ti 4 , m. . t tit-.tttii li' po'iit' in I I !: trie po,,e t"itn--4'v i t i i w hri the tt phone a i i. ii o ! 4 i ! ' it",' I o t . ois a 1 1 1 nuiia! l it 1 1 1 r 1 1 I'... v : ll 4"'t I' v i ll s V III I V. .1..'.,. t II, J' t- ti ll 1 I 41 l" I ' e 4- . S ll H .is he h- M'! i v 4 ill i.i.i s I n 4i ..'.K the t t I s . t n i-.ii ft i.. tie ve "I ' - . I hi ' y ' I'll t 1 V OH , ' Mill ! 4 'lAi . !' 41 I f ii M M'f It -.i-i, v.! 4l I h suto i'i t n I'ot'l If I ' tj't'iiilv ! !,'(!-!), 1-4 a .ip.i.g k .-.-I I.. I.i. s .ip'.-ii I i h,n I'lUl IIIO l!- 111 ! .t.'IVt I'itt t4 .''vU!U St '!'' H'lll '.' !..' ,": l'v HI, ' SOf I till- I l..4V !., '4!l k.llf ' C'j ( I!m, 'lUll'!, I 4 ' " I" 4 ' I ' I I ' 1 ' V I ill I . I! Id t lltt'i'''lt 4 I ' ' S It 4tfif i ,1 tl.i "- ..4,i . IV I i I ml I i ,l!f ll,' V 1, t h( H,ii I lil "! .' . tt 4 4 ''I'''- I i,: X -I ItMttU IS'lg-l'S and lll'tri I44vi"d lt-. f t' iH ht.l" at II I'iM.i.- IJ - V tjvU t til i ., t .. ..!,' t t'lk', S,HI Turaiae tb Clock Ahoad. Omaha, Jun . To the Edllos of Th bf. Tb real rion for setting the clock ahead on hour was stated in the daily press, and is not a so many people think, a mova to save light, et., but it I to Increase th efficiency of thos em ployed hy th merchants and manufacturers of our fair city. The fllelney experts have Anally decided that In order to obtain more efficiency without paying addllinnal compensation to th treat mass of unskilled workers, it Is necessary to beat "Father Time" on whole hour, It seams reasonable that th human mind should be 10 per cant more efficient in the early morning hours thsn In th later hour In th afternoon. How many of you who read this, who are not abl to buy electric fans, hav sat on your porch till It or It o'clock waiting for It to ool off sufficiently so that it might b possible to sleep; then, your body and mind gets Its required rest in the morning hours, one hour of which th "Commercial club" is contemplating de priving you of, Advls your city commissioners that you will not stsnd for such a foolish mov. Worklngmen, you hav always found time to work your llttl garden as you do not belong to "Country Clubs." Why, then turn th dock ahead? J, f. JOHN80N, Flag Day and A merle . Ogalslls, Neh., Jun To th Editor of The h: President Wilson has Issued his proclamation for the ohservanc of Flag day. It is well. We Americans hav more and more cause to live and respect th old flag. Ws are neither Kngllshrnen, Irishmen, Frenchmen, or Germans. We arc simply Americans. We owe no allegiance to any foreign king, eiar or kaiser. Our only allegiance is to that dear old flag w all love ao well. It went with General Washing ton when ha crossed the Delaware, It was with Cnmoiliire I'erry when he sunk the British fleet In I.sli Krle, and it sailed with htm around the globe when he opened th ports of Japan t It was borna by our brav boys In blue when they stormed lookout mountain. It went with Hherman from Chattanooga and Atlanta to Savannah. It was with Grant at Vickahurg, with Meade at Get tysburg, with Mrhoflcld at Franklin, with Thomas at Nashville. Under Its ample folds General Kobeil K. Lea and his brave army laid down their guns at Appomattox. It floated proudly at the masth'sd when Ad miral Dewey steamed Into Manila harbor, and It was carried In the front ranks when our brave boya marched up Kan Juan hill. Old Cubs, the gem of the West Indies, our by right of conquest, yet we gave ll back to th Cuban people. Th 1'hlllpplne Islands, ours by right of continent, to be given to th Filipino people when a stable government has been established. Under the protection of that glorious flag Theodore Roosevelt negotiated a treaty of peace twist two great warring nations, Russia and Japan, Even now It Is on an errand of mercy across th wide Atlantic, convoying food and clothing to tha poor and distressed of all th warring nations. Those angels of mercy, tha American Red Cross nurses and sur geons, ministering to th wounded and dying In th war-stricken countries. Are w appreciated? Is there any acknowl adgement? Yes, for although the censorship ia so tight that no letters can pass, yet one In a great while one reaches our shores. They all bring th same message; they all breath th same prayer, "God bless you Americans." A loyal Americsns let us hope that our country's future may be as glorious as the past, and that sometime and somehow that old flag may bring peace on earth and goodwill toward all mankind. tDWIN M. HEARLK. Laudation for Yerrlni ton. Omaha, Jun S, 11. To th Kdltor of Th Be i I aea by th newa item contained oh front peg of the noon edition of lice of even date, that three of the Mouth Hide high school have resigned under pressure. I am not at all surprised at this, particu larly so with reference to Prof. Wm. Ver rlngton. Ii ia th only one of th three with whom I am proud to number as on of my acquaintances, snd after listen ing to several lectures by Prof. Vcrring ton I came to the conclusion that he was entirely too progressive in thought and In dependent In action to suit tome of the re actionaries on th Board of education and sooner or later they would get him. I consider Prof. Yerrlngton one of the moat highly polished, accomplished and dig nified educators that it haa been my good fortune to meet and listen to. lie stands head and shoulders above any of the reactionariea that have at last got his goat for his advanced position on economics, I dare say some of those shining lights (very dim) of the Hoard of Education could not properly define economics if their very life depended upon It, and when Chairman Wood land of the teachers' committee says the shaking up Is for the benefit of the service he means It is for th good of the capitalist system. Ha does not want a teacher to teach the truth, because If the truth was taught In our schools, collrges and univer sities, the damnable thing known as capi talism would disappear olT the face of the earth. Prof. Yerrlngton can grace and dignify the chair of economics in any schuol, col lege or university in the United States, snd he has the instructor who taught Mr. Wood land backed off the , hoards for knowledge. If our present Board of education, thinks that they can pursue the same policy of re action that haa distinguished the universities of Pennaylvanla and Wisconsin and get away with It, they will awaken soma bright morn ing to find the schools at lat In the hands of their only true friends, ihe Hociallst party. Truth crushed to earth will rise again, and to smite Its traducers. Truth thrives on persecution. Kespri'tfully, JtSSK T. HIUI. I. H ART. tlti Kerns in ft. Editorial Snapshots BoBl.m I rnnnnpt ; Thm (Ititw mho wr SUt fcy hl oi. feUrJ bat nathHif an th fvt.r.u on hj -tun fey h own Wthirittutt I'tMU: .SeM.ntnr Kfitn, ran. frunWd hv nvr m, hti wr bMiritrtft t. bill, liHitw huw (ii4 hut (inuli twi h i r-.rtiJs (h 1 1 ti la fuwi Urtttcr, Hn.ioft Trftntc-rit'l . 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I I' - I6 an v ',.r S.-4-.ea 4A.ii-.t- S- ltM t f h MIRTHaFUL REMARKS. ' The mls-r joii know vtliu was killed st lb front must have a rt.'aih singularly 10 his liking." ' How so?" "1 undxrsiand b was sum k by a sinl ball." -Halt tniore Ainerlcun. sirs Kletbush How do you menage to keep a cook ao long? Mrs. Bensonhurst Oh, f get her to stay until my liualtand ran rm-n soiun uioiiry to pay Iter. Ynnkera Htatcsman. The fact that h could pul It over ml m. .-utivlines tin- tliat h- was conn-boilj u n -loninion smart. " Wushlngtuii Star. "The word 'reviver' spalls Ihe same back ward or forward," Ii asa a frivolous man who spoke. "fan you think of another?" The serious man a owled up from hie newspaper. "Tut-tut!" he cried contemptuously. And they rode on In alien'!". Louisville Courier Journal, fcEAR M(UAB.vW.e, MV MAME 16 HENRY, THE OTHER EVt Wirltr WHEN I CALLED UP MV FIArlCE" iHE Ar45WERt1- MEw,Bowt & YHrtr you f VJHAT DOES TWAYMWr,? ben BW HENRY "I'm afrsld I can't g.t Ihe girls lo lalv polltlf-a s-rloual. 1 callnd a meeting at in home. Had some apee.hca by a popular candidate whlrh w were to try on ih. grapbonhone." Well?" "I wsa called out of the room for a fi-v-minutes, and when I lama bark I foumi thev had put utt a dams record " Phlladn phis Hecord. ( alterson Are you going tinier a tralnlii; camp this summer? Ilatmrsrin Yes, but don't let on to an; one; it will be the first time In eara Ibai my wife will know what I am doing Pin I: "These are unusually fine cigars. Mr Jiggers. Your huebsnd la lucky lo have o select them for him," "Dh, he doesn't amoks thst kind regulail; t usa them to altp one In his pocket whin ever 1 give him a letter to post." Unlllition American, A COMMON FEAE. Hhe wa an heiress, and he was poor, but otherwise honest. "How much do you love tn. dear?" ahe asked, sfter the manner of her kind. "I love you," he replied In a lone replete with candor, "for all you are worl h." Indl anapolla Hlar. "My husband accusal me of estravagsnce. I spent 110,000 last year." "I wouldn't mind being aeolded on that haala, I have to aland for the same accu sation on tJO a week, " Huston Transcript, Young Thing Then you, too, have felt Ihe subtle touch of hie genius old Party -Oh, yea; and also th subtle genius of his touch, Llf", "You seem to have a certain admiration for the man who cheated you and got nut of town," "Yes," replied Thre Finger Ham "I hav. Kdgsr A. Guest, in Detroit Free Press Whenever Ihe lightning fleshes, wheitevei, the thunder roara I think of Hi- frightened women folk thai nervously phi Ihe floors; Tb queen In lir castle chamber, the msl'l In her stuffy room Are sisters during a thunderstorm with fear of a eoininori doom, And whether It's night or morning when- aver the clouds siipear I think of the frightened women folk who nervously sigh, ' oh, dear!" I fancy 1 hear them calling the children ftorn their play And closing each door and window, for tile Is a woman's way. Ttiera'a never a flash of lightning let loose In the troubled sky Hut most of tb women tremble and utter a startled cry ' There's never a peal of thunder let loose in the world's greet dome Hut th" women all In Hour and wish that men were home. Tha dame wlih her Jewelnl fingers, the woman of high ili-MO-e. 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