fiC HIE OMAHA SUNDAY REE: MAY 28, 1916. o o Plot by George Bronson Howard oci irates Q KB CSV O Novelization by Hugh C. Weir Copyright Kalem Company The s al Story No. 8 Sauce for the Gander It was a cherrily stimulating scene , and certainly one less calculated to serve as the background of tragedy could hardly have been conceived. A bright mid-morning sun splashed down upon the shimmering asphalt of the fashionable avenue, thickly dot led with a stream of richly appear ing vehicles. The past three or four days had been dismally threatening, and the lure of the cheery morning had appealed to hundreds of shoppers of the smart set. Mary Burnett leaned back in the cushions of her taxicab, and drew a long breath of luxurious enjoyment as her glance wandered back from the scene before her to the face of her chum, Mona Hartley, by her side. "Isn't it just just heavenly?" she cried. "There is no more beautiful scene in the world to me than Fifth avenue on a spring morning I" Mona laughed. "T.'it is because we happen to have a fairly good purse, my dearl If you didn t have money in your pocket, I fancy you will find Fifth avenue just the reverse of beautiful! "You are growing cynical!" retort ed Mary. "And. just to prove to you that the store windows have no at traction for me, I'll wait in the motor while you do your shopping, and spend your money to your heart's desire! How is that?" "But that is just what I'm not go ing to do,' returned Mona, more thoughtfully. "Do you know, dear, that J 'm coming to take our work more and more seriously? At first, I think we were both a bit selfish in our belief that because men had tried to wrong our sex we had a right to make them pay the debt in any way possible. And then when we saw just how much we could do, and how easy it was for a woman with youth and a fair share of good looks, to snare the average masculine pursuer, and when we made up our minds to use ihese weapons for the good of others as well as our own, we both had a new viewpoint. And it was good for us, not to mention the sundry ser vices we were able to do for those more unfortunate than ourselves. But lately I have thought we could do even more, and go even farther. Why, we can make of ourselves soldiers for the common good I We can be mod ern Joans of Arc." Mona stopped, with a bright flush on her cheeks, and quite out of breath from her unusually long and viva cious speech. Mary surveyed her wonderingly, and then caught her hand. "That is simply splendid I Why, I am proud of you I And, of course, we shall do just as you tay. You are making me crazy to start. When are we going to begin, and how?" Mona smiled at the othcr'a enthu siasm. "We will have to wait for circum stances to give us the rue, as we have always done. I don't think we shall have long to wait." The girl smoothed back her hair and straightened her hat as the mo tor came to a whirlwind pause before the sober front of the exclusive Far nam's outfitting stores one of those great establishments of Filth avenue which never by any chance display to the curious public anything so vulgar as a price tag behind their massive plateglass windows. Mona waved her hand to Mary and, crossing the walk, was ushered by liveried at tendant through a richly curtained entrance. Mary prepared for an indefinite wait and settling herself more com fortably on the seat resumed her study of the passing throngh on the walk. In the back of her mind were still running the impetuous words of Mona, and the girl's face clouded thoughtfully a she scanned ttie new possibilities which they opened up, And then quite suddenly she was brought sharply unright and found herself bending forward through the door of the motor, watching a drama on the walk before her. Into tho cheery panorama of Fifth avenue a suggestion of incongruous tragedy had thrust itself. As Mary sat waiting outside, a fashionably dressed young man, with a sensual, rather supercilious face, who was ambling idly down the walk, had been brought to a sudden check by a shabby youth of not more than 1 or JO, whose gaunt face bore strik ing evidence of either great privation or great mental shock. The youth apparently had been trailing the other, perhaps trying to brace his shattered nerves to the point of an interview. Now, with his fingers gripping gn arm of the dandy before him, he stood confronting him like vume liaRgard Nemesis. "Please, Mr. I aiillaw, listen to me 1 I have been following you fur an hour! I knew you wouldn't are tne at your office, anil J have simply got to speak to you!" '1 lie young man addressed as Laid law struggled angrily, and one of those crowds, which in New York rm ti spring up like magic, began t't surround the pair. Mary found brr tirw for the ttimnrtil blotkrd, but over the heads of the curious on look-; rr ! roiild hear the freiuied vi.i.e i I the shabby youth ited in shrill appeal and then th sinmd of a vuilnti "tttiifgle. I inally an ollu er, allrs. lr. bv the light on Ihe walk, rame thny ir 4 t:"-.Mii;i with a line disregard of tin !:. y of iKoie who blmkfd his l i!i lb nfiuer pnu'i. ed upon the Irf'Mf of Of vi'ung man. ' j Mary iln me I from the su ttte.i iiM.finrrt i. iht son !! s t Nail Iht I idteii4 r4 taken shabby j -uth lul l custody, and llt a t(l w it Jiiy sf( ll.n.ugb, hut And! tr-t", , l .r. tHt, she ii nh i('i' I1"' Super -ib-ma , I m I"''' Id.l'f the i.fli. r j i.i ti . t hi ! rn A th . li-. r . ...... ,. i ... ... J mi',;. in -'i. i i t mi'H rui.iur ';( 1 til. Miry i i Mr n, si 4lilt l' !llflltig gUttlf i (' c I.I ut.( lr,n, ti. 4 IKt ti..m,:tM, S 1 t tm p'rs.r I , b( a -,.. i.i it!" ah i4, sMii!tn tlit t li.nt If 4t! r InliHil, f!nhin ak S' !.v I ': I can IVp yum, Mry ( .uti.njf I j'.it'..it V,at is, If yui se I I. .! .! ! It a SI' sia " I ' .'.x1'- t ( I . c I i i , t,-f luM,t.!. at M i 1 ' ' Mi r -'ii I i1 it , S- WIS ' I I ti" si I ' i' i t f t : ' a t tt ll l i eyes was the glint of either fever or desperation, or both- "There there isn't much to tell," he began, stammering. It is just an other case of the loan sharks 1' Dick Laidlaw he was the man I tried to talk to and his father have what they call the People s Loan Agency And and when my mother died, just after I lost my job, and I had her fu neral expenses to pay, I had to go to them to borrow the money. I couldnt' pay them when I couldn't find work, and so they took an our little furni ture and threw me into the street. I tried to explain that it wasn't fair, that I would pay as soon as I could, but whenever I went to their office they wouldn't see me. And so, I had to wait until I could meet one of them on the street, and this was my first chance. I guess I had my trouble for my pains!" he ended bitterly, "And I ought to thank my stars that I wasn t arrested in the bargain!" Mary studied him thoughtfully and decided that he was telling the truth. She offered him money, which he re fused proudly, saying he would work but never beg. He did agree to leave his address with .Mary and she prom ised to help him. Then Mary and Mona started out to lead the I.aidlaws into their trap. In the case of both father and son, there was no wife to present an obstacle. Mary Laidlaw, who had been the mother of the hopeful Dick, had died many years before, and since her death, father and son had maintained their own type of bachelors' cham bers. Armed with this information, the ?:irl next proceeded to ascertain the avorife restaurants of the younger Laidlaw, and as they expected, they proved to be of that flashy Broadway type frequented by men about town. and the young ladies of the chorus. In one gilded food emporium they finally located him. The girls watched him covertly take a seat at a comer table, from which he rotild command a view of the diners, without, himself, being too much in the limelight. Mary pushed back her chair and rose hur riedly to her fret. She put her hands to her litis as Mona looked ud in surprise. "It is better at present that he should not see us together. ' I am going to rely on your ingenuity to make the ac quaintance of Mr. Laidlaw before he leaves the restaurant! You will find me at the apartment when you get back!" And before the other could voice a protest, she was gone. 1'or a few mometns Mona sat idlv drumming on the edge of her table, and toying with her food, The prob lem, which her thum had set her, was not an easy one, to say the least. But it suddenly occurred to Mona to try the old lost money game, and as ex pected the scene with the waiter soon brought Dick Laidlaw to the rescue. "Let me pay the bill. It will be a pleasure I" said Laidlaw. :lhe girl hesitated, then surren dered reluctantly. "On one condition. You must go home with me so that I can pay you back at once. He bowed. As you wish. He drew out a bill, and handed it care lessly to the waiter, who reappeared as by magic at his motion. With the girl at his side, Laidlaw passed out of the restaurant, pausing in Ihe en trance to call a taxicab. Mona took a seat in a kind of constrained silence while Laidlaw strove desperately to maintain a conversation, which she prevented skilfully. As Mona was helped from the taxi by young Laidlaw, she gave hint a glance, which to him might have spelled victory, but which in reality was but a forced smile, and Mona saw that the first act in her little de ception had been successful. By an arrangement with the super intendent of the apartment house, Mona and Mary had secretly installed a busier under the runiier of the stairway, so that should either re turn suddenly with a stranger the fact could be announced, thus giving the girl in the room sufficient time to retire. Hardly anticipating that Mona had been so successful in netting her vic tim, Mary slipped into the boudoir just as Mona turned the key in the lock. Young Laidlaw at first refused to accept the money, but Mona, with a charming smile, insisted so strongly that lie was obliged at last to ac cept it. 'May I call again?" asked Laidlaw. as he left. Suit yourself." Mona'a voice was still icy. tomorrow? asked Laidlaw ear- erlv. "Yes," said Mona hesitatingly. The girl closed the door. For a moment she stood listening, and then as she heard the man turn, and slowly make Ins way down the hall toward the stairs, she (lew back into the liv ing room and into the arms of Mary, who was smothering a yawn in the doorway of their bedroom. "And now what of the next step In our campaign?" aked Mary, as she curled herself on the couch, with her feet huddled up under the lacy robe of her negligee. "We have only one of our victims tilling, remember. What of t!,e fattier?" "Hut is up ia you," said Mona. termrly, " u have left the har t et part to rue I at. Haw, sr , mint be your ta,k " s As it developed, It was not only dining tlie nevt lUy. but a mmr ,,,) of days, that Mom's Ulrnt i . tress were tailed mi.i i!y m ihe fenm I.. mis suh tl,k i as,.;!a. At lto.ui If !;.,..!, rang. 1 ',r V""t' n S i.i s run!. over the wot mi an mviunox Idiuh, ll,K M .lid pr..lij.tiy ,. t lined, f .itiriihiivii.tf Iui4l! in j .lsS:" l'inen I 4 liio lor li le hi ltn !-...., 'Jt,n m f.i:tse. i ! tea, vnith a i!m .i i. i.,.tll j tut it , aneit t . ... ... tut i ..i ifi tug !iri ti.Oii U..i t-., , t ( (' week il v i .!. id, j. i.(,i''y j ', t ! OS. t l v i. g i lt U).iu!y, toptilJy .,t,,44i,.,tt " I t!'.t I t ili.ln ii vvba i ii j riii a J uiiM v i a f.. ,.. lt lurvet t!int t.( V . .i tiiiJut, l e biMm Maty auh4 a p I(M rf l' hit .!. ,r i ...i r ,.,,.k ; M it b I t ti4 H.u-.t t ' ins ii .-. ttt i.. k ; I i '! IS - R 4. Moa 1' "Ui t I bt h t4.irt otrwf.l i I t ;r ! i'V i i. n. t' ,!.,,,..,, mi j,,,., t f i'f t r-! I ! i 'I i. , .! !' mi -.- a.. s ht si t to have a better opportunity to land old Laidlaw. It was shortly before noon the fol lowing day- that Mary, attired in a trimly fitting tailored suit for the occasion ascended the steps of the Laidlaw residence and rang the bell. She was admitted to see Laidlaw after some ceremony. "I I have come on a rather em barrassing interview, Mr. Laidlaw," began Mary, timidly. She flashed a bewitching glance at him from her downcast eyes, and smiled again as she saw the other's thin bps part in a deprecatory grimace. "Surely you can have no embarass- ment in speaking to me, Miss ," Peter Laidlaw glanced at the card in his hand, and finished with a little bow, "Miss Davenport, I assure you that you can speak with the utmost frankness and confidence' to me on any subject." "Thank you," said Mary. She hesi tated again, fumbling with her hand kerchief. "The fact of the matter is, Mr. Laidlaw," she continued nervous ly, "I have come to you about your son and my sister." "My son?" Mr, Laidlaw frowned. "And what has the youngster been up to now?" "Oh. he isn't to blame, not in the least!" said Mary quickly. "I I am afraid the fault is with my sister. You see, he is infatuated with her, and wants to marry her, and and she isn't the kind of a girl that ought to marry your son and heir, Mr. Laid lawl' The girl's head sank and she burst into tears. "Please don't think harshlv of for this confession. If you only knew how I have pleaded with my sister to mend her ways, I know that you would sympathize with me! She is an adventuress, a fortune hunter and is marrying your son for his money. It is hard hard. Mr. Laidlaw. tn have to say such things about one's own sister, but I could never rest easily if I felt that I had allowed an innocent young man to be trapped by her. And she is beautiful much more so than I am. I am the filain one of the family." I don t believe ill" said the elder Mr. Laidlaw emphatically. "If your sister is superior to you in looks, my dear young friend, she, she-" "You arc just saying that to get my mind off my troubles!" chided Mary. ' But you must take me seri. ously, or it will be too late, and we snail notn he sorry. You see, I had to leave my sister some time ago.. We were living together, but when I saw that she was persisting in the habits I was warning her against, and that my pleadings were of no avail, I had to part with her, hoping against hope that the fact might help me to make her see the error of her wavs. and in duce her to repent and reform. But, so tar, she lias paid absolutely no at tention to my urgings, and although we occupy apartments in the same building, we see little of each other. I wish it might be different. I would give half my life to make it other wise, but I have clone all that I could do, and and now " refer Laidlaw rose from hi rbair just in time to catch the girl's hys terically shaken form, as she gave herself tin toa flood of racking tears. He soolhed'her with nettinsr and promised to call on her next day, be stowing an admiring glance on her as she left. Peter Laidlaw. quite evidently, was a man of direct methods. It was not yet II o clock of the next morning when, watching from the sitting room window of the apartmesjt, now given over exclusively to the occupancy of Mona, Mary saw the limousine of the elder Laidlaw draw up at the curb. Mona let the bell ring for a full min ute before she answered. There were two reasons for her delay. The first, of course, was the quite natural wish to keep Laidlaw fuming below. The second was the need of time to com plete a striking change of costume. Laidlaw paused stock still in the doorway of Mona's sitting room, and caught his breath quickly at the vis ion lounging on a window seat be fore him. Mona turned her head list lessly. Lome tn, she said indifferently. "Are are you Miss r Daven. port?" stammered Laidlaw. "Righto I" agreed the girl. "And what can I do for you?" "I believe that you are the young woman to whom my foolish son has been paying some slight attentions." His voice was cold and cutting. "We will get to business at once. What do you want I don t get vout" Mona deliber ately extended her feet so as to ex pose another inch of her silken ankles. "If you are Peter Laidlaw you must be Dick's governor. He has spoken to you about me. Since von are to be my father-in-law, you can come over and kiss-we!" Laidlaw glared. "Kiss you!" he snapped. "You vix-, en. You are just the type of woman I that a foolish, headstrong boy would ! make a fool of himself over. And : now, let us understand one another, What is your price? How much do you want to Irt my sou go?" Mona's band reached deliberately ! Inward an electric push button at heri side. I be mat) saw that the meant 1 to have turn ejected. ilh a mutter.! ed impte. atioti, he turned short, and strode toward the door Mona was still bniy with hot water and powder tag niaung ihe paint when l'ie electric bell el her apart mem rig aiiam, lliit tin fine ),,. did not answer, even when it repeal ed iiv summon a en.nd d a third tune .Siterue. And tlieu iiink, im paiient vlep sounded in the ball out snide, and ! door was tbmwn f.pen i 'n the t rev'u.l I stood voirig uk, IhaSirg. hi eves a'liirru g I or a moment be t.t4 surveying d tuont ulrmlv And t'.rn wilh quu k cry lii tjiiang into lie ak tilmrnl tor4 !.e mm. I seal, heaped with p.l low w hi. H was luj.I UtJ a ,l i -. l.ll-g (..! M....l M n. darling! What is I' ! l I v bi; ., t He me 4 l p.l l is anil at.Hin l tthi - 'i ts, bi ! .,.',( bun 4 t) I lit rid l 'Vfl g !..,!" I1- a sp I n i .i lt t.r f i ! n 't lit ( .h )!t a i", i" -b t'. W t v it'.itetr I .lt !...! ,li.i,i;lS 'I ,i,i, '' ' s I ! ft Kit he t ii,. I . ! ,. 1 i(i 44ii In. m ton, I.J I t ..M t, , ,i li.it i . !,,. ' it ! . ., I. m , I 4, J)4, h, I .,f , t . ' n n!. .a ,t Hiviifv to give you up," sobbeS Mona. "He thinks I am an adventuress, and a vampire, and says you are another silly boy who has been caught in my toils I" Dick's hands clenched. "He shall eat those words! So he came here to insult you, did he? We shall seel" He paced back and forth over the room, his face working. "Even if he is my father, he has no right to insult the woman to whom I have given my love!" "I can never forget it!" snapped Mona. "Under the circumstances, Dick, it is far better that we part." She slipped off the diamond ring, which had been his latest gift, and held it out to him. "I am speaking for the best! she insisted. In answer young Laidlaw caught her passionately in his arms, but she drew away. His hot breath repelled her. She sent him away. He was to call again on the morrow. Before the afternoon was over the elder Laidlaw called at Mary's apart ment, with the story of his visit to the supposedly erring sister, and how he had been received, bather and son had a stormy interview as the re sult and Mary was m tears before the elder Laidlaw tore himself away. Again the man tried to comfort her, and again she permitted him to take her into a paternal embrace, snatch ing herself away, however, when she realized the situation. Peter Laid law tried to renew the embrace, but something in her attitude warned him not to attempt it again- The next day he called again, at tired as before in extreme' fashion, and this time offered a large bouquet of orchids in the hope that the gift would help his young friend to forget her troubles. She accepted it with a gratitude that amply repaid the do nor, and permitted the interview to approach a degree intimate enough for her to smooth the elder Laidlaw's grizzled hair, and straighten his pur ple necktie. It was too much. Again Laidlaw's arms were about her, and this time all suggestion of the pater nal comforter had fled, Mary snatched herself away, and for a mo ment atared at him in seeming un belief. "What have vou done? Oh, what have you done?" she gasned. Peter Laidlaw's glance fell, and his hands opened and closed nervously. The girl really loved him! He drew himself more stiffly erect and cleared his voice. , "I am older than you, my girl old enough to be your father. But I am a lonely man and need youth and gay ety. If you will take me for a hus band you shall never regret it." "You marry you!" the girl gasned "You mistake yourself, Mr. Laidlaw 1 I am afraid you nut the wrong con struction on my loneliness and heart hunger. I could never think of mar rying you." Laidlaw stared in genuine amaze ment. She was actually refusing to be his wife and the chance for a fortune! "But I really mean it, Mary Miss Davenport. I am in earnest! "So am II" said the girl. And Pe ter Laidlaw was forced to depart with his mind in a chaos, and realizing that the girl had grown to temptingly alluring that he would sacrifice half his money if she were really his, "He will be back," said Mary, con The A. 30 Monarch of all State Fraternal Insurance Orders The very fact that this great organization has stood the test of oO years, and during that time has paid out to widows and orphans of deceased mem bers more than 12 millions of dollars in cash, is the'most eloquent testimonial of its strength and standing. There arc almost 40,000 members and each month shows a net increase. That means 40,000 Nebraska Homes protected by this solid, safe insurance in case death comes to the head of the family. This insurance is furnished to members only and that at actual cost. Nobody gets a profit. Operated under supervision of the state insurance commission. What This Reliable Insurance Will Cost You lVr Month fH.iliig ( t tMe shnwlnf th wott'titf fst of InsiintK) til th A. O t V, t H n. en t.ns t b rtis am !. fun a.,. .iir H ! Jt t . :. in H I J. 1 here Is aa A t t" V t.-! lit t . n r vu iiu'y rea t I lis a ii.n.!.f Mk fti-pM- t.ij tr Mla ur fccaitH ti ar '.il-.rrert'.0 l, .. !!. r (.r tnnnli r i( s .n strii.lraMi rrstriiUI l V (.tansse ,Vt is ittfii v iu l.i ! (Hi. I.i IM. I el,,ler fam mamma mmm fidently, as she told Mona of the in terview. "Mark my words!" And again she was right. The next day the elderly suitor called again, only to be met with the same re buff if a trifle less pronounced. By this time father and son were com pletely estranged, and Dick confided to Mona his intention of leaving the paternal roof and moving into inde pendent quarters. "The time has come for our crisis," said Mary, thoughtfully, when she heard of this development. I shall accept Peter Laidlaw when he calls again and I'll leave the rest to you, Mona." ' Mary was as good as her word. She sent the elder Laidlaw away jubilant so jubilant that he promptly sought out his son, and informed him of the glad news that he was soon to have a young and beautiful stepmother. Dick received the intelligence in dismay, and an hour later was excitedly pour ing out the story 1j Mona's sympa thetic ears. "Think what it will mean to us, dearl Some designing woman has trapped the old governor. She will waste all his money end there won't be a dollar left for us!" "Why not follow your father's tac tics to me and try to buy her off," suggested the quick-witted Mona. "Such women always have a price, Show her the money, real money not a check!" "By Jove, I'll do it! You are a wonder, little one I" An hour later young Laidlaw, with his wallet newly repined, climbed out of a taxicab before the apartment house. A he did so he caught sight of a familiar figure just disappearing through the enlranrX It was his father. Young Laidlaw ground his teeih, and strolled thoughtfully around the block, feeling sure that he had the rash arguments at hand to play his game. Meanwhile the elder Laidlaw, in Mary'a apartment was slipping an ex pensive diamond engagement ring on the girl's finger in spite of her pro tests that the gift was much too valu able. As he stepped back into the hall, the door of Mona's flat opened, as though by accident, and that saucy young woman, aftired for the street, stood confronting him. "Oh, Mr,- Laidlaw," she said sweet ly, "I have been thinking over your visit to me, and I have come to the conclusion that you are right in your arguments to me that a marriage with your son would only result in unhap piness to both of us." "In other words" said Peter Laid law eagerly. "In other words, if your offer to take care of me still holds good, I am prepared to accept it I But remem ber, it. must be rash. If I am going to sell the only happiness I have ever known, I will not barter myself for a check I" "You shall have the cash!" said Peter Laidlaw, grimly, as he hurried from the house, so occupied with his thoughts that he did not see the dodging figure of his son behind the corner of the building. l ive minutes later Dick Laidlaw was pressing the bell of Mary's flat. The interview was short, and if not sweet, at least was eminently satisfac tory to both parties. When the younger Laidlaw took up his hat, Mary held twenty crisp $100 bills. Safe, fiound Life Insurance At Actual Cost Years til! G The month of June this year will be celebrated, in almost 40,000 homes in 400 towns and cities of Nebraska as the 30th anniversary of the founda tion of O. U. W. I'ull- !f I. mi.) " 75 'cr pnirilh. i .. t -1 S u " l..ii. t S'l t M ; ti.i 1 M 5 4 ' 1 t 1 At about the same minute another interview of much, the same nature, and terminating in an equally satis factory manner, was taking place in the apartment of Mona just across the corridor. "Understand," finished the elderly Laidlaw, "that you relinquish all claims to my son that henceforth you will see nothing of him under any circumstances!" "Quite right," agreed Mona, as she softly rustled the newly minted bills which her caller had pressed on her. And now, is there anything further? "I think not!" said Peter Laidlaw deliberately, as he stepped to the door. The girl accompanied him sweetly, saw him safely into the cor ridor, and then started forward with distended eyes. At practically the same moment the door of Mary's apartment had also opened for her visitor, bather and son stood star ing at one another, and at their shoulders the two girls. For a tense moment the tableau continued. And llien Mary whirled toward Mona, "You- hussy!" she snapped. "You vixen!" retorted Mona. The I.aidlaws said nothing. With out a word, Dirk clapped his hat down onto his head, and strode to ward the stairs. Has father hesitated or a moment, and then followed more slowly, his face contracted thoughtfully. An hour later parent and son, in the privacy of the former's innermost of fice, took reflective and melancholy Astonishing Power of Iron to Give Strength to Broken Down Nervous People riijrslelao j- Ordinary Nusjsled Iron Hill Increase Mrerifth uf Kell.ste Folk 200 'r Tent In Two Weeks' Time In Manr Instance. New Turk, N. T, In a rerent discourse Dr. K Bur, ll known spertsllst who twilled widely both In this country and K.urnpe. suM: "If you wr to rnnUs sn c dial blond test on all jjeoplo who ar 111 you would probably b greatly aHionlohed at th exceedlnaly lrs number who lcU Iron and who ars III for no othee reisnn thn ihe lui-k ol Iron. Tlie moment Iron Ik siipill"d nil th.lr multl'ml" of danger, ous symptoms dUnpjisr, Without Iron th hluod at nr lo- the power to rhsnfn Mod In'o living llssiio, and therefore null ing you est do- ou sny good; you don't ft the stri-ngin. out of II Vour food merely throush your system like corn lliniiigh mill with tho rollers mu wide apart that Ihs mill tan t grind. As a r- ii it of this continuous bl.io.l ind nrve tarvttlnn, f.eopl beoms generally wenk- nd. nervous and su run nown. ann rrs rjuenily develop all sorts of condition ons la too thin; another Is burdened with un healthy fat: soma sro so weak they sn hardly walk: some Ihlnk thy have d bepala. kidney or liver trouble; aoina can't alp at nlsht; others sre sleepy and tired sll day; soma fuaay and Irritable; some klnny and hloodleas, but all lack physical power and endurance. In such rases It Is worse than foolishness to lake stlmulstlna medicines or nsrrotlo druaa, which only whip up your fussing vital powers for th moment, maybe at the espensa of your lit laler on. No matier what any one tnlls you, If you ar not aironsj and wll you ow It'fo yourself to make the fol lowing test, Bee how lung you ran work Old and. rowie of NEBRASKA , f ,. si ir TOO WAUT lrOMM..T!0 : ll' Mi Ml T THK oil t-o n M u. ir HHA. ; T.tf'iVVk a v I Itx-.V, i tits . I Vt H its, t... g ft l f N i I Sn iini, ll -!.. a J I if ir t .... ,,.,, ,i.. , lire ,.i.i. l I'lliWK - i. i, .,s. ii ,s 4 . P 3ft'l. ' I ' 1 f S'l.l I. ..4 I. US . SJ " I I ll -I f V ill. Ihtl S 1.1 Ml J y f' i . i i i ! St. vi. i, f - 4 E t i . a ' i i. of i la s . Sa l-'-iss i'l I'aitsl V. ...i ef .....,,, y .f J "l i r ii'oBih " " il will gtt.is, .m ! l .'.) I f t mi tm ,' Kii ; ati-isa s..,. tltt i notes. The result left them staring at each other blankly, "It looks, governor, as though they played you for the goat I" said Dick with a groan. In Mary's apartment the two girls were busily engaged in arraying themselves for the street. "We win I" said Mona, for the twentieth time. "We win, girlie I And now "What?" asked Mona, pinning on her hat. "Now, to give back the money to the rightful owners. I have a list of over twenty of the recent victims of the Laidlaw loan office. Counting the proceeds of the presents we have received, we should net something over $7,000. Kpt bad work at all, eh?" THE END. If Thr Told the Troth. "Mr, Chulrmnn, I'm glad to say that I ean't nrnkn an Interesting speech, but even If I could I wouldn't wante It on so min h lntelllicence as I see before me this evening sitting, as you are, half dazed with food, alcohol and tobacco." "Well, good-by, Mrs. Dlajnondbark. I've had a dull week-end. But I expected It, anyway. One of the things we havn to endure. Isn't ItT Hop you'll get a better cook Iho. next time I come." "You'd never know this was a second hand car, would youT The engine hasn't been touched fur five years, but a new coat of paint has given It a fine appear ance, hasn't It? Worth 175. Hell It t' you for VK),"-Uf. or how far you csn wslk wllliout becoming llrd Nest teks two flve-grsln tsblets of ordlnsry nuiated Iron Hires limes per day sf(r niesls for two wseks. Thn tet your trcngth sgaln snd eeo for yourself ho much you hsva gained. I hsva seen doi ens of nervous, run-down peoplo who were ailing sll the lime double, snd evon trlplo their strength snd endurance snd entirely get rid of their symptoms of dyepepsln, liver snd other troubles In from ten to fourteen days' time simply by taking Iron In the proper form, and tills, sfter they had In some esses been doctoring fur months without obtaining any liencnt. You can talk nt you plesso about sll Hie won ders wrought by new remedies, but when you come down to herd facte there Is nothing llks good old Iron to put color In your cheeks snd good, sound, healthy flesh m your hones. It Is also a great nerve snd stomach strengthener and tns best blood builder In the worm, The only trouble wan tist the old forms of Inorgtinln Iron, like tincture of Iron, Iron acetate, etc , often ruined people's teeih, upset their stomachs snd were not asslmllsted, and for these, ressons they frsuuently did more harm than good. But with the discovery of th newer forms of organic Iron sll this hss been overcome- Nnxsted Iron, for en ample, la pleasant to take, does not Injurs tho teeth slid Is almost Immediately bene ficial. KOTK Th manufacturers of Nussted Iron have such unbounded ronndenr In lis potency thst they authorise Ihe announce ment that they will forfeit 1 100 00 to any Charitable Institution If they cannot tske sny man or woman under sixty who larks Iron and Increase their strength 200 per cent or ovsr In four weeks' time, provided they hsva no serious organic, trouble. Also they will refund your money In any case In which Nuisled Iron does not at least double your strength In ten dsys' time It Is dispensed In ihla city by Hhermsn A Mcfonnell I'rug Hlorea and all other drug glsls. Advertisement. ; , , ,,,, '. ; t , , n t . . , , -