8 THE BEE: OMAHA, THUKSUAY, MA i Zo, mo. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER. VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR. The Bee Publishing Companr, Proprietor. EES BUILD IX Q. FARNAM AND BEVENTEKNTK. Entered at Omaha poatofflce aa sacond-claae mtiur. TKKiW OW BUBHCRIPTION. By carrier By mall per month pr ar. JDaJljr and Sunday tc t0 Daily without bunday. .iic. . i.0 Kvenlng aii'i Sunday ..40c 1.09 Evening without omnlay ......... 26c 400 Sunday Bee only JOo i. 00 Jiaily and tiunday lie, three yeara In advance, 110.00. bend notice of chamfe ut addreaa or Irregularity In delivery to Omaha He. Circulation Department. RKMITTANCK. Remit hy draft, e-xpre-aa or postal order. Only twn-tt-nt (lamps recuvfd In payment of amall gn'nunla. 1'ernonal checks, except on Omaha and eaatern e- flmnge, not accepted, OFFICK8. Omaha The Bee Building, rnuth Omaha iHl N street. Council Bluffs H Norlh Main glrset Lincoln f: Little Building, f'hlcaifo SIS People Gee Building. New Vork Room ll'i, i8 Fifth avenue, Ft. l,onl 603 New Hank of Commerce, Waehlrgtnn 725 Fourteenth atreet, N. W. fORREBPONDKNCB. Addreaa communlrailona relating to news and adl. lorlal matter to Omaha Bee, Koitorlsl lieparlnient. Arm i. inaiLATio., 57,808 Daily-Sunday 52,223 Dwlght Wlldauia, cliculallon manager ul Xhe W Publishing eompany, being duly aworo, aaya that the average circulation for 'lie month of April. llnti. raa H.bUk dally and li.sa tfuwlgy. DW1UHT WILUAHd. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my pretence and sworn to before m tbia ed day of May, IMS. tiuutut HWNTKK, Notary Public. t'ubacrlberg iettvln. Ui city temporarily ghould bavg I be lie mulled to ibeu. Ad. dregg wilj bu cbangec a often as rexjueataxi. An umpire courageous f nough lo call the vocal strikes of expert cooki would (ill a gustatory need. The Methodist church brlievei in moving it bishops ground go each may brighten one corner ; after another, N'ew York i officially mapped at the world'g busiest port just now. The arrival of 1,000 hus hands of club women wai bound to itart some thing. Let the men out on a strike remember that good behavior is their greatest asset, and that they are the ones who are harmed most by dis orderly outbreaks. After experience with the current year's record-breaking tax bills, property owners will be more likely to pay some attention to the next levy at the time it is in the nuking, The chances are a million to one that the pork bar'l plank of the Baltimore platform will follow ' the one-term plank to the kindling pile, Repeti tion would prove a party indictment. Resort to di.ect legislation would give us a ' Mate highway commission front six months to a ; year ahead of any other way. If time is a vital factor it would be worth while to speed up. 11 ' ; Carranza is reported to have put J0.OO0 troops .; .. .t -... . i ci 1.1 .l. ; wu mi; nana ui mi-Alien uaiiuiift. onuuiu llic re- j port prove well founded, it will mark the turning I point from inflated dignity to plain horse sense. j Duty calls every patriotic democrat with the price to rally at St. Louis. Nothing short of an overwhelming counter attack will prevent Clii : canto's volume of shouting from capturing both , banks of the Mississippi, f State house gossip has it that the name of i Arthur F. Mullen is mentioned for appointment to a place on the Normal School board by Gov- i ernor Morehead. The Bryan Brothers will take notice. Quite a difference between the out-of-work parades of a year ago and today. Then it was looking for work on any termsnow it is re fusing to work on terms that would then have been snapped up' Pennsylvanians have no good regain for re pining because of the state's poor showing as a cereal producer. So long as the state holds the pennant for buckwheat and republican majorities right living and high thinking fills life with joy, A long Men toward preparedness in Nebraska has been taken by completing purchase of a rifle range for the National Guard, Facilities afforded by the raiiRe insures practical training in the use of a gun, without which a soldier is of little defen sive value. The eleventh war loan now before Parliament runs the total war debt of Greet Britain up to .'.JB.'.OHO.IHK) pounds sterling. Reduced to dollar value at present exchange rates, it means t war debt of $lUM,5iH),OO0, Posterity is doomed to pay. pay. That's an interesting development by which cue ut r!.i.k. most outspoken bull mooters triur. to true as delegate to his party's national o.mrntioii brume he is now opposed to "Tethl)'' and tin teat lungs, tl it liotoriout (list a tot of bull iiimitrn jiave returned to iHe republican pan Lit the same reason Thirty Yeats Afro This Day in Omaha ('filii'l ' a i I'ktil at I S r.. "' I d! iM t t.Mt ,l VI r ami Mn Vi V K '. h. tfg n.ui,J M..rm!j h . : H,. M,t t-'A !., .. 1 ,f..!f ,g.t ,r! ,,,( iu-m t! , i a..i.,(t,.H.n . 4 Kv tgaen i,f,( '"" M KnH MjjMj! r itsiUeftg o.v li t :.! .t.t,-i ..,i I .iKC tit, IU..-.i K,t ' '" U at'w..gt . , (h, tt.( ,;, ' ' '-"'ft t f irSf f It- tl fcllt ,t) H ft ; ,1, l' i'!i l'' t H l'i hs iu-nfj (..., v4" eg i hr I ' 1 t '.t't If f vt ,K I ' ' 1 ' t , t ' ' ' t ' t it t!' t-lt 0' it ri v .'.... V' 1 : 4 ler n. .(, , k,s, -t .' ,t. ' u. ' ' g V'l fii':( li.-ese'l a( -'o.g t:i. Vl'iU'i ) sr i't. gi'l fi, g I, ;.lt g ,, , t ' n S i g vi 1 U'l ' Itff Stl SU'tf-l I -i I :g at -t f .'4 t .. I '-.n .. i,f 'is m I '. W sf'io t'tl Jui'atfl. .h a. a4 ii sa.i a-is a ' -t it. , U'i!t Why Hot Try to Get Together T Let us counsel more earnest effort by the em ploying contractors and striking building trade laborers to reach an agreement before more dam age is done. Only the wilfully blind will seek to disguise the fact that the industrial situation in Omaha today is decidedly precarious, if not ominous, with danger that the strike may extend to other trades and avocations, snd it is foolish to shut our eyes to the tad consequences that would accompany a more widespread disturbance. Local business has only shortly reached the point of being "good" and building improvements under way and in prospect never gave Omaha a more encouraging outlook. But no large body of our working people can be idle for any length of time without producing a depressing effect on trade conditions generally, because wages that are not earned cannot be spent and money frightened away from investment is not put in circulation. So far as there may be merit in the working men's demand they are entitled to consideration, and so are the grievances and difficulties of the building contractors, but, above both, the inter ests of the public demand at least a real attempt to get together now before the best part of the building teason, which is short enough in itself, shall be worse than wasted. Disease, the Doctors and the State. One of the" papers at the present convention of Nebraska doctors, said to have' been roundly applauded, criticised the profession in direct terms because of the fee bugaboo' The doctor who prepared the paper said that much of con trollable disease would disappear were it not for the fact that the poor are deterred from applying for medical help because of their dread of feet they are unable to meet. That the doctor, as any one, is entitled to the reward that is legitimately his will not be disputed. That most doctors do give their services without hope or expectation of fee is also true, If "privately feed medicine" has failed to attain the ideal of efficiency the de voted practitioner dreams of, may it not be ascribed in some measure to the ignorance of the poor snd the innate aversion of many of them to seeking assistance for which they cannot give compensation? The medical profestlon does have its members who demand fees and will not serve without them, but it also has others as skilled and at learned who not only will, but do, give their services to any or all who come their way, whose first thought it service, and to whom self is always secondary. These men and women are the glory of the profession. Whether adop tion of any plan for state administration of heal ing or of preventive medicirte will do away with the condition complained of may be questioned. Experience with epidemics has proven that gen erally the present machinery of the law is effec tive, This does not touch on the ethical point involved, it being pretty well out of reach of the law, Food Control in Germany. The appointment of a "food dictator" for Germany, as announced from London and else where, indicates that Germany is still( more closely co-ordinating its central government. No reason exists for thinking that any serious short age of food menaces the people of the central empires of Europe, Exact figures arc unobtaina ble, but it is certain the crops last season were up to the normal In both Germany snd Austria. The great wheat fields were undisturbed by war and the Hungarian yield is known to have been above the normal, while other forms of agricul ture have been pursued with accustomed energy, No shortage of help has been encountered, for the Germans have used large numbers of priton ers to carry on their farm work. The resources of the empire are practically untouched in this regard, and their armies are still subsisting largely on supplies accumulated in anticipation of the event, Nor is it In the matter of food alone that Ger many has provided for its needs in the tremen dous war. Whether or not foundation exists for some of the tales of wonderful inventions and discoveries made of late, it is known that the kaiser's armies have been able to' use munitions without stint, and have at no time shown any lack of supplies. In France and Belgium the Teutons hold possession of the coal and iron; in Ciglicia of the petroleum, and these give an ad vantage the Allies recogniie. As an example of what hat really been done, the Smithsonian In stitution is authority for the statement that Ger many's capacity for artificially producing nitrates list been expsnded since the beginning of the war from less than 000,000 tont annually to more than 1,500.000 tont. The food dictator's business chiefly will be to prevent waste, and see that resources are not dit tipaied. The control thus established may ettily he projected beyond the war, at a further evi denre of the German geniut for detail. Nebraska'! Tax Rate. The Mate Board of Equalisation and Assess ment just now faces a serious problem that ol making the U levy high enough to meet the mmting espensct ol the slate, and low enough to give the democrats credi, for saving money, Jusi whl sort of hocus potus will be practited it l to be msde known, but some Sort of legerde main will be attempted ll'r dfmmriii art Isc li' the inevitable tetult ut the esttavaganct of the Utt legislature, controlled lit both branches In iitf patty 1 be highett ttl ol t n'".i"on t m the history ol the uu mite out t i that ti.J. will) tin greatest p-ituMr utifusiou at to metH ...(. i-t 'going the iifiiet needed Failure lo . ti,t t,o thr incp.nl i terlsui Mte depart in,. -li in ohlo Si ''f tots's m g'M tt kept I ' I lo tianleloi t U syiis si I b't'er re t'oiucet'ont si H'ng the (late t-Mueit H to j ii'ftl N Ui'lt . i t - a I e t without ng moff ; int. lift t t"1 li'jt si t.xl Hois ,i li t!,t g. ttm, . j ; 4 -I Sti.'flKI it the hoar J l'4 -!t h tate i" t I Ihf ei!.i!t no n utoi will t n U ut lif attioi. ad pot ioe'ti t!il li Iim tit a t i e ii tl1 i ,'! hi 4i) t4 ths t i1 Jen T' i'i til liiui'i'i'ii r s t,t t tiii tUte'M'i I, fcul it '" l b g toi'ijgS to ss( t'r bJU, a' J turn a e! g o o. . nt ti lictiHi'i M'lehislt "t iimou hS ' a u- s ttgl'OH t a bwt.iMtt i-n'fi'i ims I' i" age !'iise i iio ! t t ! ! ! ttt g't tf t.t'l t'R Sw ( mills tfi'tmUlte f ,..u If I fi.gN t t t- si ( si- t ! t Omaha t t' i oi in ' ' to 'i .o m t g isit I t-g kn,n gt htoi'.e tHna! tttttiisit!t finm 4 sitsu t.'urttt gittt it i oii it ' g t( -gS a tntists if rgKtly tg.4. Presidential Politics Staff Washington Correspondent of the Phil adelphia Ledger: Justice Hughes today (May 21,), according to shrewd political observers here, has full control of the Republican presidential sit uation. His position, which has been predomi nant for weeks, was so emphasized by the Ore gon election yetterday at to indicate a stampede to him before the assembling of the convention. Upon authority of the manager of one of the "favorite son" candidates a candidate who en tered the field chiefly to prevent the Old Guard from obtaining control of the delegates this candidate will declare for Justice Hughes before the balloting begins and by so doing give Hughes a clear majority on the second or third ballot. The purpose of the move is to overcome activi ties of Roosevelt and to destroy any deals the Old Guard leaders may attempt to arrange. The plan is to make Hughes the nominee free from entangling alliances. More than two-thirds of the Republican dele gates are uninstructed. Of this number fully 400 are favorable to Hughes and when the declaration is made by this "favorite son" candidate he may gain sufficient delegates, pledged and unpledged, to force a nomination on an early ballot. This is not the only indication of a rush to Hughet. Other "favorite ton" candidates, who command in all fewer than 290 of the delegates, are telling their friends privately that they can not see any way to defeat Hughes, The activities of the Roosevelt league and the colonel himself, foreboding an aggressive contest in the Republican convention for Roosevelt, are other fsctors which in the last few days have so lidified a sentiment that existed in a half-hearted degree for Hughes. Republican leaders opposed to Roosevelt and averse to accepting Hughes be cause of his indifference to politicians, are forced to accept Hughes' candidacy as the only recourse. If they continue to display indifference they are afraid Roosevelt will grow in strength and enter the convention a formidable contender. In Pennsylvania, with Brumbaugh controlling g portion of the delegates, all of whom are favor able to Roosevelt in the final analysis, the Pen rose leaders are forced to take a position friendly to Hughes. If they do not make their position clear soon some of the delegates will be captured by Roosevelt, The Penrose leaders hope to hold their delegates together by voting for Knox on the early ballot, but this course is admitted to be filled with danger and Pennsylvania congressmen are expecting to find many Penrose delegates de claring for Hughes in advance of the convention. The failure of the Brumbaugh organization to elect more delegates in Pennsylvania, such dele gates being intended for use finally by Roosevelt, has tended to weaken the Colonel. The Progressives were looking to Pennsyl vania to elect fully thirty-nine delegates for Roosevelt. Roosevelt lost in the only state where hie name actually went before the people Massa chusetts. Hughes, placed in a similar position being an unwilling candidate in Oregon came out an overwhelming victor. Early returns give Hughes a big majority over the combined vote of his rivals, Cummins and Burton. The greatest significance is in the fact that Justice Hughes not only defeated Cummins, the progressive, but Burton, the conservative. In other words, the voters of all factions in the Re publican party united upon Hughes, the unde clared candidate. This resulted, too, after a com plete campaign by Senator Cummins. Senator Borah, while declining to comment upon the Re publican situation, said respecting the election in Oregon: "What happened there was not unexpected by me. If Justice Hughes had permitted his name to go on the ballot he would have won every state in the union." Meanwhile Justice Hughes remains silent. All efforts made today to elicit a statement from him on the returns from Oregon were unsuccessful. Former Postmatter General Frank Hitchcock, who is In charge of the Hughes movement, was In Washington, but was compelled to admit that he was still without the slightest indication from Justice Hughes that he approved the activity in his behalf or that be would accept the nomination if the convention named him. Some of the candidates from the middle west find in the present situation cause for satisfaction. Their managers believe, or at least claim to be lieve, that the first battle at the convention will be between the Roosevelt and Hughes forces, and that out of the contest between the two leaders a situation may arise which will compel the eon vention to return to the men in the second rank Cummins, Fairbanks, Burton or Sherman. Twice Told Tales The Awakening. The woman slipped a dime into the glove of her left hand. She would be at the subwsy in a moment and the dime so placed would facili tate matters. As the passed the foot of the bridge extension by the city hall the ring ol a coin as it struck the pavement reached her ears. She taw a dime rolling at her feet. A f -tt man, subway bound, also heard and taw it lUth atooped to pick it up. She was first, Hi hand omy fanned the dust from the sidewalk, "I beg your pardon," he said, at he straight ened up, rather red in (he fate. "Not at all." she said "I thank you for your couttesy" llirn she burned down stairs. Sested in the tram her gloved hand involun tarily went to her hair. A dime dropped into her lap I'hen she understood Vouth's Com panion Jimmy's Ptacsnt. I'taion I'rlrn t a hitter foe ol th Union rum lin tleik, Junius Jfthfo. ti. in so let. quite IneiolU wob the boniJ monster, Jimiiii roomed t-iosr a stie line Nunday ouiming alier session at piker Jnpmy tutted lo il.send he stairs. whh a'uitie.l on the ti-t i Ait v ! I ot shitsy (at ted Him I- l:l li.issn t; si-i t and toll l- the em Hie of lh s -w .s'k oi as tli s- 'i petted on his vssy hoinn lion i.'mii!! ' Into ' lu'i 'i't'l t' , ttaft'e t !ea , , 'i! is t'e mslier ' ' i' "g ,ioiho-g it a'' ' s'a wii'f.i I .not ! the ti a tt t ( !'' n i s " - lu-ti.io t,", -tie p't tUtaweid Ui'i ll ws I tt ' tt in Ua,i see, a 1 1 lse young thing. J . i.-!ti g long hat -'. s'-4i 4tet-s:e- I 'M "ii f ' te very thy s.-tst-g !' dm ' I ' h. ght igk g fHgist I ' I l hitM t a tp'.e i t fatief b"v ! u sw t it iv ai liH," t' t p.-i. oft M...r..i-g! t!, tttg gt , t.t t.s tay ett- is k. 'r s'f ' ! !...' ' t t' -l l'i i!w h), wkgig gig ytitt g'.f.i ' ' tited hit gul lit twptm T ( h tt.ti'sla I i o ut li'i!' la tepi e 1 t -I. . Plebelaa, Tet Doing Tolerably WalL Omaha. May 14. To the Editor of The Bee: Juat a few words from an ordinary eltiaen In regard te the opinion of the wonderful conking expert from the eett, who eaya mashed potatoes are so "plebe ian." "Plebeian" meane common or vul gar, according to Webster. Doee anyone mean to tell goods sensible people that good old potatoes, boiled and meshed, are toe plebeian for Omaha people? And a table cloth at breakfast la plebeian? Or, aa this cooking expeet says. Is vulgar? Whether at breakfaat or at any other meal, give me a nice, clean, white tablecloth, and I'll bet I voice the sentiment of nlne-tenthe of sensible people. The people of Omaha seem to thrive and get along quite well, consider ing the plebeian vutgtr way of cooking and serving food. Oh. well, we are just corn, man people eat here, anyway. A CITIZEN. In Rapport of Btrikere' Demands. Omaha, May 34. To the Editor of The Use; Conelder the demands of the strik ing building laborers first, mortar mixers, hod carriers, atone setters' helpers, plaster ers' helpers, eto,, 40 cents per hour; seconds all building laborers such as concrete work ers, brick wheelers, mortar wheelers, eto., it cents per hour; third, all excavating, such aa cellar digging, aewee and atreet work, etc., 10 cente per hour." Itememberlng the fact that the nature of the building Industry renders Impossible permanent employment even In the most prosperous tlmee, It will be seen that even If all got what le demanded only for the flrat cleat of workers, they would be get ting leee than 100 a year, the amount which social eervlre esperts say l required to maintain a family decently, and a figure which a great many who have tried It de clare le too low. Certainly the demands are not unreason able, If they heve any fault. It Is that they are too low. The atrlkere are human be ings. They ought to be allowed to live es human belnge should. They deserve to win, and If they do, It will be a victory for Justice and humanity. OR. BF.NJ. ISRAEL, 111-10 Brandet Theatnr Building. Appreciate the Courtesies. Lincoln, May SI. To the Editor of The Bee i Kor myself and for the students, t must formally express to you our warm appreciation of the very kind courtesies ex tended to ua by you and your aseoclatee on our visit Friday. M. St. KOUU, Profeesor of Rhetoric, 1,'ntverslty of Ne braska. ' Where Is the ranger f Omaha. May 24. To the Editor of The Been The petitions for a constitutional convention In Nebraska have already been signed by many cltlttns ef all classes, In cluding farmers, merchants, bankers, law yera, dootors, laborers and property own era; also by republicans, democrats, "wets," "try," socialists and by many neutrals, who forgot to register under any party label. The demand for It Is ao general that It haa suffered only from the want of aetlve oppo sition. It wee In danger of atagnatlng for that reason. But now, even that lack has been supplied. A writer In an Omaha paper sounds an alarm. He aays the promoters of this movement for a constitutional conven tion are going ahead "despite the wishes of men and oorporate managers who pay most of the teiee." The same writer points out that by the proposed plan of holding a con stitutional eonventlon "men In every legis lative district may file for the office of mem ber ef the constitutional convention and be elected like members of the legislature are choeen" presumably, Instead of being des ignated by the corporate managers afore said. Theae be grave evlle Indeed. They almost warrant the organisation of some kind of a protective league, with a well-filled treas ury and a well-paid publicity agent, to combat them. In truth, however, the movement for a constitutional convention la not nearly so rabid or revolutionary as this warning nets would seem to Indicate. Ne one Intends to hold a eonatltutlonal convention without the eonaent of the people of Nebraska. No one Is even trying to call a constitutional con vention, with good or bad Intent. It Is merely proposed that an opportunity shall be given to the whole people of Nebraeka, at the general election neat November, to decide for themeelvea whether or not they shall oall a constitutional eonventlon. If they do, the whole people of Nebraska will control It. It will be run. It la to be hoped, neither by the "corporate managere" re tarred to, nor by the committeee now seek ing to obtain signatures to the petition, but by the members elected to repreeent the people. And when It adjourns, lie work must again be submitted te the people et a subsequent election, before the proposed amendments ran take effect. Where, then, la the danger? TRANCIS A. BKOO AN. Editorial Snapshots Indtanapolle News; Inrlilenielly the weather man has a strong tendency to stiffen quotations on Mey ceai, Chtraae Herald: In the latett Commoner Mr. Bryan. In esplalnlng his deft ee s delegate lo the democratic national renvea. lion, makes It quite elear that the thing wea dene ever his earned preieet. Busies) Teanecrlpt, President Wilson sers Ihet eeraettmee he thinks ef renting a gelr ef whiskers by wey ef disguise the Amertraa peegle ardently deelre lo see a eet ef whiskers la the White tleue. hat net fake eaea Wall Street Journal The tenOentse, ef the ltneo aaaivereary meeting whe ai a te qelt attt "yteienea et aeatrel-lag.'- eea if ll eneeee er ere fre te salt for treats en-l ' it ir like sig their sKa'e Hr l"e ee, i"r t tks ate g.'ies l t"eiutt'g' raoait.kie i.ie t - utt sot he l tea4r te itte ksetleet t"e war siege a r""g noo tnei t tie 4isi ef a f,t,i.u n sstts aie nte,e triatetie tt'M t.el let t lee us-i ate ael geausg wi seene te be i iiiiiU) 141 ee'e et tee ISei e ee aete kearteg e-ti guetea Tee-' 'If tse ) ! tu.eee le Sf.'Mt ese e r s Wiiiiees v et .! i refe le itt -. .i .e. -g 4 e e-e. is I eet iae aweewe e- e'e te as .- Ss ! Maerae lis ss S wal'eg la" ln i. (is tat .aeia g e S see a 'Ml t..44 Sat e . geuee.e Stflsel a. .,.. 41 a aal ia i e r,t,a,i s"a .lit t 4 t r gS e4 fliteenig lwee eevs'4S e ae s a e- a..a e- he iisf in its 4oe et Ike tuoiu ttat gAt t e N it"t t ae ,ia tkve mtiii Ut tet i,ii s e 'e i .'ti.-e ss a . as il ptee 4 ,l Tt 'a im.t .1 .1 t ttss- V . a 1 ., is t .-a t Set ." I l tt aa . 4 t la a t e. .a t Sa .. - , ., , a s'tt e aii a, a ,... a. ei?-e 4 ' SAID EI niN. "Is a rase brought to decide whether there, enough In It to Juettfy the lawyers In work ing up similar caeee. ' New York Times. PEOPLE LIKED HIM. Edward A. Oueet, In Detroit Free Free. People liked him, not becauee He was rich, or known to feme, He had never won applause As a star In any game. Hie was not a. brilliant etyle, His was not a forceful way. But he hed a gentle smile And a kindly word to say. Never arrogant or proud, On he went with manner mild, Never quarrelsome or loud. Just as simple ee a child, Honeet, patient, brave and true Thus he lived from day to day, Doing what he found to do In a cheerful sort of way. Wasn't one to boast of gold Or belittle It with sneers. Didn't change from hot to cold, Kept his friends throughout the years. Rort of man you like to meet Any time or any place. There was alwaya aomethlng sweet And refreshing In his face. Sort of man you'd Ilka to be. Balanced well and truly square; Patient In adversity, Oeneroua when his skies were fair. Never lied to friend or foe, Never rash In word or deed, Quick to come and alow to go In a neighbor's time of need. Never rose to wealth or fame, Simply lived, and simply died, , But the peeslng of hie name Left a Burrow far and wide. Not for glory he'd attained, Nor for what he had of pelf Were the friends that he hed gained. But for what he was himself. "Wlah to marry my daughter, do you? Takt my advlre. donl." "Hut why, elr?" "I have noticed evidence of Insanity In her lately." "flood heavens! Whet evidence?" "t-he aeye she aanta to marry you." Boston Transcript, "Asphodel! Twohhle went down into the tenement district yeateMay to brighten the lives of poor slum dwellers" "Highly commendable. What did she do for 1 hem?" "She told them ebout the good tlmee ehe'e been having et Palm Beach." Bir mingham Age-Herald. "Of course, we hopo that the best man will win." "Tee," replied Senator Horghum, abeent mln1edly. "But whet rhem-e Is there? I haven't even been mentioned aa a favorite eon." Washington hlar. "Where's your little brother?" "He hurt himself." "How?" "We were seeing who could lean out of the window the ferthest and he won." Kansas City Journal. PEAR M.KABiBt)l I'D LlkE TO MARRY A NURSE -VtWlSTriEP(WVWT& MEET OMET VJET YOUR HAIR AND SIV 1H A WMGrfr) "Nitrogen Is needed for making munitions for netlonel defense." "They get nitrogen out of the air, don't thy?" "Vee." "Well, they're welcome to all In my back yard." Louisville Courier-Journal. 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