THE BEE: OMAILA, FRIDAY, MAY 1:', 1916.
THE OMAHA DAILY BEE
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Al'llll, CHtCTLATION.
57,808 Daily Sunday 52,223
Dwight WIMitmi. ciiculatton waiiagsr of The lit
I'uhliaiilng company, being duly iwurn, y that th
avers circulation fur the ini.nUl of April, 114, wa
dally and nt rtunilay.
IjWIUHT Vv 1 1,1,1 A tli, circulation Manager.
Hubaciiliad In my pretence and swum to bafora ma
thl Ml day of May. Ml
ItuuMt'i' ut'NTKM, Notary public.
r uhw rlbcr leaving, (lit: illy temporarily
should) bavv Th iloc mailed to tiimn. Ad
dreaa will ixj channel a ofteu aa rexjueated.
Mistakes will also happen in tbe bent rcgu
Isted savlea, Kvcn Germany admit It,
Great Britain show old-time iktll In pro
ducing a modern brand of "frlgbtfulnem,"
Look If the wheels of Ibe divorce mill
were also quickening the pace along with tbe
o! hernial II wbeel.
Omaha bss attraction to Induce traveler!
to stop off If the railroad will only put their
r'Tmlisslon In the ticket,
Tbe proermlvo slide from the belabt of
Armageddon la dlatlncUy proirrmlve end tbe
abgonce of bump accelerate upced.
Tbe fact tbat several Nebranka candidatea
have annexed two or more party nomination,
reatorea the dignity of tbe, hyphen aa a vote
catcher.
Automobile are out of tbe running as
mean of catching up with beef and mutton
price. The laat rcaort'of meat eater V the
flying machine.
Tbe reference to "Cleveland' 3 -cent Hgbt
jport" run to the light and not to the man.
If Omaha engagea hlra, be will want a retainer
4Pot than that, ,
The annual battle over railway tag valua
tion I on at Lincoln, The sole bope of peace
in tbla direction Ilea in the abolition of all
tixe and tax eater.
The rainbow glories of millinery tbopa now
shrivel and droop under the withering gayety
of the masculine atraw bat. Tbe aurest algq
of summer is abloom.-
Folks must not be permitted to forget hat
all the strategist for the Bull Mooaera are
"leader," wbereaa the old political partlea are
bandied exclusively by "bosses,"
Another primary recount bas confirmed tbe
title of the nominee by the original canvass,
which only furnishes additional proof that the
tecount buslnea I not a paying Investment.
More fresks of the primary are coming to
light every day The old convention syetem
used to produce some queer combinations, but
for this the prlmsry has the convention "beat
ic a frawle."
In dealing out Justice to the latest trsln
robber, Wyoming courts iimtaln their reputa
tion for celprlty and dlatilty. Nothing will
make outlawry so unpopular s the certainty
H drawing the full meed of punishment.
Mexlrans are given no chance to quibble
over Crrna mmey, The fist of government
goea. and thoe who flout tbe face alue of
shleplsilrr are aelcome to leave the country
or make arrangements atth the undertaker.
A ptolrt ftom Vahlnglin Mopped the use
of the, name "Au,ri'-n lesion" by a Canadian
trgfiitrnt ssbt to be composed tf Americans.
The title sened aa a lure for recruiting on
tills of the line, end Kit hantebment tusy
air.Minl f"f MHHine Hal unnelghborly rml-
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Union Depot Progress in Lincoln and Omaha.
Omaha's aspiration for a new Union depot
rught to find an appreciable stimulus in too
promise of a new tnlon depot for Lincoln
which a committee or the citlrena of tbe Capital
City baa brought back from a conference with
Burlington official In Chicago.
President Holden, aiter listening to tbe pre
sentation of the Lincoln project, declared "Lin
coln la one of the beet towns on the Burlingtou
system, and the Burllnuton is only too glad to
co-operate and help Lincoln In every way pos
sible." He is further quoted s saying tbat, of
all tbe cltle in the United Btatea, nope Is so
adapted to suit a Union depot project a Lin
coln in tbe matter of loctlon and cost, and tbat
Mo road would work out and offer "a proposi
tion for a new L'olon depot which no other road
entering Lincoln can refuse without deliberately
seeming to block the path of progress."
It need not be said that Omaha also ac
count Itself "one of the best town on the Bur
lington sytem," and believe it 1 entitled to
equally generou treatment with tbe most fa
ored, We have been led to believe, though
possibly as an excue of the other road, tbat It
Ih the Bftrllngton that ba stood and still atands
in the way of a Union depot bere, Kvery argu
ment, however, which the Burlington will put up
to the other roads In Lincoln must be Just ss
potent for Omsba when directed at the Burling
ton, if It should hold out, or ao far as ap
proaches, location and cost ire concerned the
condition of the roadi in Omaha suffers no dls
advsntsge as compared with Lincoln.
We congratulate Lincoln on Hi bright out
look for a nw Union depot, and tbe more heart
ily as we believe Lincoln's attainment of lti ob
ject will belp us in Omaha toward our goal.
A Caution to Both Side. ,
Everyone must admit tbat tbe labor situa
tion in Omaha ia far from reassuring. Al
though the difficult! so far encountered are
not particularly serious, they are sufficiently
so to call for an appeal for caution and sober
thought In order tbat tbey may not become
more serious or spread to other occupations
than tbose that have beef already involved.
It I particularly Important that the contest,
I' so It msy be termed, between employer and
ornployes be kept free from disorder and
turbulence, through resort to violence. Every
one wbo has witnessed labor conflicts know
what the temptations besetting Idle men are
and bow great the provocation seems when a
pay-day or two is missed. But the Just c a tine
of labor 1 never forwarded by lawle reprisals,
which Invariably alienate public sympathy.
Employer, whoie men are on a strike,
should also know and observe tbe bounds tbey
cannot overstep without needlessly Inviting
trouble.
Both side should above all remember that,
in tbe long run, tbey must get together on ac
ceptable term and work together for their
mutual benefit.
Better Feeling Already Noted,
Hcrr von Jagow'a franknes in admitting
Uerman responsibility for the attack on tbe
fusses I In marked contrast to tbe circumlocu
tion of former exchsoge; it read more like
the unrertralned statement of one friend to
another. The better feeling between Germany
tnd the United State, Incident to the apparent
solution of a aerlou crlsii, 1 alresdy noted In
tbe changed altitude of the German statesmen.
This is undoubtedly due to tbe final recogni
tion In Wllbelmstrasse of the sincerity of tbe
United States In-lts dealings with the belliger
ents. Much of the misunderstanding, thus re
moved, undoubtedly hs been due to a misap
prehension a to tbe sentiment of the American
people. With a clearer understanding between
tbe two governments, smoother water for fu
ture relatione may be expected. Our status as
to the wsr being settled, It now comes to the
oueatlon as to what, If any, abare tbe United
States will have in the final terms on which
the peace of Europe and the world will be e
tabllshed. The day when the statesman must
take over the work of the soldier is coming
rearer.
K Define nd the Dinjley Bill.
A democratic orstor, Imported from Lin
coln' to edify the Jacksontan club of Omaha,
Hoe back to the old-time cry of his party for
sn Issue on which to attack the republican
party. The hlngley bill, however, should be
the one Issue that Mr. Devlne and his asaociates
should steer clear of. It recall too vhldly tbe
t iperlence of the country under the last Cleve
land administration, when a tariff meaiure
peised by the democrst wss in full effect, and
the mi u home and the bread line were the
prominent featurea of life In American Indus
trial centers, The Mngley bill wa paused to
supplant the Wtlaon bill, which Mr, Bryan as
sisted in frsmtng, snd which brought disaster
t - American industry, filled the land with un
empn)ed. fciittied the Kelley army, the Covey
aitviy, and other similar demoasttailou.
Th Plngley bill rettored pnperity to a
aim ken country; tt rekindled factory fires, t
I, lie who?! t turning, and made the full din
ner pall a reality Instead ft a mockery as it
had ben uuder the rule of Mr, Pmt s parly
i'tiur st a Ih demmratle ivtr piomld
to rev. ta the tsrltt aa a lit tel ua It r.. (
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Why Rain Drops Are Round
Garrett T. Serrtt.
FALLINO rain forms Into apherlcal drops for the
same reason that the earth ha become a flobe,
lt.i Because that Ja the shape In which the
Internal forces of attraction attain a balance. In the
uavie of a very large and massive body like the earth
It I the attraction of gravitation that control the
form, but In that of a small, body like a raindrop tt Is
the moln-ular attraction of the Infinitesimal particles.
The Intensity of molecular attraction, which Is
the force that hold th components of, bodies together,
Ih far greater than that of the attraction of gravita
tion, but It I exercised over a comparatively insig
nificant distance. In each case, however, the result
ant of alt the attractions between the Individual par
ticles Im a force directed toward the center of mass.
Put, by the principle of Inertia, time la always re
quired for any force, or combination of forces, to set
matter In motion. The larger the volume of matter
concerned the longer will be the time needed for the
Internal forces to group all the particles symmetrically
around their common center of mass.
Thus when you pour out water from a pall the at
traction of gravitation brings It down to the ground
la a ahapeles mas before the molecular attraction
of Its particles bss had sufficient time to form It Into
drops, Hut If you should empty your pall from the
too of the Woolworth building, the water would
sprinkle passengers In Broadway with minute spherl
csl drops, because, first, the resistance, of the air
would break It up Into small mnsses, and, second, the
molerulur forcrs In these email mssse would have
time to group their particle Into minute globes.
It la upon this principle that the old-fashioned shot
towera are operated. Molten lead Is dropped from a
great elevation, after passing through a sieve to fsclll.
tste It separation Into small trusses, and during their
downward flight these masse are rounded into little
sphere by, the mutual attraction of their molecules,
which group themselve around a common center.
With very large bodies, not broken up Into imtil
portions, the gravitational force 'playa the principal
part In shaping them, because gravitation Is effective
at great distance and throughout vast masses, whili
cohesion, or molecular attraction, I extremely limited
with regard to the spaee over which H act.
Kach molecule attract a little group of other mole
cule close around It, and these In turn attract their
Immediate neighbor. Within the pjo occupied by
a raindrop the molecular attraction la the master fore
and quickly shapes the mas Into a sphere.
And Just a a spoonful of water thrown from a
high tower will descend in the form of on or more
round drops, owing to the resultant pull of all Its molo
ctlle toward a common center, so the entire orran If
it were flung out Into open space would become a
gigantic ball of water, rounded Into that shape by the
gravitational attraction acting throughout It whole
ms,
H is by no accident that all the pUnets art spher
ical. They hava tsken that shape a inevitably s a
loose atone rolls down a teep hill. Their form re
not perfect spheres, because they have been ubject.a.1
to outside disturbing force, such the .centrlfugsl
effect of their rotation on their axes and the dWorina.
tlons produced by the attraction of other planets and
of th sun. Kven the head of comet are spheroidal,
although they are believed to consist of swarms of
small bodla Ilk meteor. Thl tendency of masses',
whose component part or particle are free to move
among one another, to assume a globular outline, Is
curiously Illustrated even by crowd or s wsr iris of
senilent beings. Thus a (warm of bee when it gath
er close become spherical or spheroidal, sine that
form Is best suited to Inclos the greatest number of
Individuals. A human crowd certainly would take s
spherical form if Its member were able to choose
their positions ss freely In up-and-down s In horl
tontal space. Being confined to on level, they ar
range themselves In a circle, which is the section of
a sphere.
How to Make Millions
Literary Dig.
THE path to fortune I paved with good Inventions,
apparently. The recipe for piling up a million
dollar is absurdly simple, dimply Invent some
thing that shout nine-tenth of tbe people In the coun
try wsnt and need, and name your prlc. There are
many things of Insignificant else and apparently little
importance, in which there are fame and fortune for
the Inventor. Somebody Invented the small wire
fastener that hold pamphlet and magaxlnea together,
and some one Invented the machine that stitches them
faster than the ya can follow. Whether those some
bodies are millionaire or t ot I not known, but as
suredly there were "million In It" for eome one who
gava th publisher a bookbinder without which they
could hardly get along now.
That there are many other little notion of this
sort, waiting for some one to think them Into exist
ence. Is shown In the following list of twelve much
needi'U Inventions, given offhand by an after-dinner
speaker in New Tork, recently;
1. A cheap automobile fuel.
2. Th perfect tire.
J. The perfect fountain pen arfd Inkwell.
4. A shoe that need no lacea or buttons.
h. A qulck-ffttlng corset needing no laces
. A moth-proof wsrdrobe without odor,
?. An automatic rug-heater.
5. A window screen that will roll up Ilk a shad.
S, A window shade bracket that will not dsmsje
I ha woodwork.
in. A collsr thst look rliht and needa no fickle
button.
II. A bottle for applying lodln and removing th
slain simultaneously.
13. A mean of popularising carrot chip.
Thet are good Ides In th list, remarks the Naw
York t'reaji, but alio many flawa. These, tt proceens
t iw.liii out, augtffstlrig other meana to millions;
lit th i'nngresa shoe ion forgotten? (Vlorlets
IikIIii la not at all rarity, nr Is tt eipensiv Whv
a tug beater In the e!y of tli vacuum tiesner? A
tr th easily dunned coraet, th man who Invents aa
article of ilrrsa for woman whoa only recommenda
tion la that l save trouble i a f"oi for hs pains,
Hera are a few subaiitut urstlnn wblih
rummand to riaing yaun IMIsons
t A ortt whUlt Is taU'a ss much trmiM. tn
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People and Events
A merchant at Wheeling. W. Va., scrib
bled, "I'll be up Saturday,", on a parcel
post crate of eggs. Before the ehipment
got through It cost him I4.7S, or first class
letter postage.
Sreclmene of prehistoric fossil have
been found underground near Baker, Or3.
The find goes far to prove the ancient
descent of enlmoted fossils On the aur
face. We grow In th'se United State at thi
ate of 4,433 folk a day, ecrordlng to the
County Gentleman. In a few year the
rt will reach 100O0 a day. Moreover,
there are no brakes on th 3 population
machine.
What men dared not do, birds achl'vei
ai:y at I'eadJ.ig, Pa. Fy but ding a nest
of reinforced mud in the mouth of a
siren horn they effectually shut off a
scream designed to waits up the town
when a fire alarm wa turned In.
Betlred stoves long ago lost their at
trsctlon a a reliable family bank. Oiher
household depositories are equally un
reliable. A Durham, N. C farmer hi 1
a roll of $300 In hla barn and hi prize
cow mined It with her breakfast food.
A Chicago doctor of 2S, who came
wlihln :H year of diagnosing the ega of
his bride three year ago, now roars for
a divorce because he discovered he I
now W years Instead of 24. Think of a
doctor giving himself away in thai
unethical style.
Habitues of N'ewpper row In Boston
are more concerned about a local Invasion
of their pockets thsn a foreign Invasion of
the country. Restaurants In the neigh
borhood boosted the price of coflee from
i to 10 cents per cup with tbe usual fix
ings. Every coffee-stained vocal gun I
bombard ng the "robte s."
A land promoter from Beno, Nev., blew
Into Kansa City recently sporting goM
buttons on his coat and vest. Four 3
gold coins ornamrnted hla coat, three (10
piece on each sleeve, four of the sairf
klad on his vest and lit watch chain
wa a string rf gold piece. Somehow he
rcped with all hla buttons.
"Music hath charm to soothe the
savage breast," but perfumery Is more ef
fective with savage beasts. A too man
ager In Chicago ha repeatedly shown that
a handkerchief saturated with attar of
roses, held before the nose of a dangerous
lion, mailt him qu'et a a kitten. The
Hon tamer reports that the aroma "ha
a remarkably peaceful and soothing ef
fect on wild baaat."
Down In Old Missouri where democracy
flourishes at the pie counter, the date
treasury 1 In a painful condition of
emptlnee, which prompt the (porting
editor of th St. Louis Republic to of fa'
this advice: "There 1 Just one thing for
the state offlcla' of Missouri to d', In
view of the condition of the state finances,
That I to Isy all the card, face up, on
the table." Sleeve must be searched to
Insure a real showdown for the ahowme's.
PEAP.
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Tips on Home Topics
LoiaUrlllo Courier-Journal; Ga Is
cheap, they ray. But alas, alack anj
well artsy, Mia not as for tbe motor's get
away. .
Washington Poet; Another unexplain
Sble phenomena Is "Cyclone" Davit in
office for month and the world not yet
reformed, ,
Chicago Herald: If thl thing keep up
much longer Villa will betray hi bwn
biding place by laughing so loudly every
body In Mexico can hear htm,
Boston Transcript; No t near-sighted
man can tell nowaday whether an ulti
matum is the ending of an old series of
bote or the beginning of a new one.
Louisville Courler-.loiirnal: Carranza
peso note are aald to be cashablo at 12
cent. Tbe United State recognize Car
ranza, but doesn't know him as well as
Mexico does,
Philadelphia Ledger: Th democratic
caucus has set an example In the ease
of the Philippine bill which it can fol
low with advantage In the case of the
hipping bill.
Chicago Post: If somebody would In
vent an attachment which would make
'em rgn without gasoline he could enloy
a real presidential boom and not the
Henry ford kind merely.
Chicago Herald: Th senate hs de
cided to throw certain significant pro
vision of th Immigration bill to the
Hons of Japan and It remains to be seen,
whether the meal will appease their ap
petite. ProoWtvn f'exle; The Zinc trust now
owns everything from the bottom of the
mtrei to the top floor of th eventual
consumer' pUce. Till th attorney gen
rl Ink trust gats ftr It. th Zlno
trust will bve a merry time.
Baltimore American: A fatMnnsbla
brld recently wore a crown of wheat In
stead of a wreath ef orange blosvims.
tt t to be hoped th fashlcn w bv
ihe-ked before It srread to coronet
ef tortveota, rth of watermelon or
fnlato diadem
Signs of Progress
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ef tfi r: 1 1 t-ipp'r of torn
t'tirln the t Mf the NaJa Imliaii
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SUNNY GEMS.
THE TOWN OF HAY.
"Did vou see where lit Europe they
are mixing ehredded eooi with flour to
make bread?"
"Yes; wouldn't thst make a fine diet
for th platform builders at the conven
tion? Baltimore American.
"Of course you favor vote for wo
men?" 't don't know." replied Mr. Meekton.
"But you used to."
"5 es. But Henrietta bas said so little
on the subject of late that I think she
may have changed her mlnd."WahHig
ton Star.
"Dubbs, the traveling salesman, mar
ried a wry homely woman, didn't he?"
"Yes; when he was cotrrtlng her he
used to nay It was a positive pleasure
to enter a field where there whs no com
petition:" Puck.
nm Walter Fos."
The town of Hay is far away.
The town of Hay Is far;
Between its hills of Krccn and srsy
!t winding meadows are.
Wlihln tlie uuict town o llay
Is many a quiet glen,
And there by many a shaded way
Arc homes of quiet men;
And" there, are many hearts alway
That turn with longing night and dy.
Back to the town of Hay.
Within the good old town of Hay
There was no pride of birth.
And no man there pursued his way
A stranger In the earth;
And none were hlKh snd none were low,
Of golden hair or gray,
And each would grieve at other' wo
Down In the town of Hay;
And many a world-scorned soul todaj
Mlirt crowded thousands far away
Weeps for the town of llay,
A road leads from the town of Hay
Korth to a world of din,
And winds and wanders far away
And many walked therein;
Fur In the crowds of toll and stres
Their restless footsteps strsy
Their souls have lost the quietness
Ot thn.Oel'1 town of Hay;
But In some respite of the fray,
In transient dream thev float awsy,
Back to the town of llay. i
Old men are In that town of Hay,
Amid Hs quiet trees,
Who dream of strong son far awsy
Upon tho stormy seas;
Old mothers, when the twilight dew
The woodbine leaves havo pearled,
Dream of their boys who wander through
The wllilness of the world;
And tears fall In the twilight, gray,
And prayers go up st rloso of (isy
In that old town of llay.
A hillside In the town of Hay
Is slanting toward the sun,
And gathered, 'neath Its headstones gray
Arc sleepers, one by one;
And there arii tear in dlatant lands,
And grief loo deep for tesrs,
And fan-well waved from phantom hands
Across the gulf of years;
And when they place that headstone gray,
It crushes heart no far awsy,
From thai old town of liny.
MR.(CABIBBl.
FIANCE CALLS SMjfW
EVENING, BUT NEVER BRINGS
AhW CAMW WHAT
CAM m REASON BE ?
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MANBE'fMOMDAV IS PAfWY.1
"Where are jou golns this eunimer?"
"Well," replied Mr. t'umrox. "I'm look
ing for novelty. I wnnt to be In some
plnce, where I chii do hm I choone, aiul
where lh summer sienery will be brand
new to me."
"Have you found such a place?"
"Yes. I'm K"lnK to stay home."- Wash
ington Ptar.
"If I hnd been In today I would have
been nut, but I hnpiieil to bo out I
wss In."
"What In thunder are you tulklng
about '!"
"I'm telling you tlist a bill collector
calHI at my house today, but 1 was not
at home. Can't you imuVrtnnl pluln
KngllMh','" New York Times.
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