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12 THE BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, A PHIL 2f, 101 6. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER. VICTOR ROSBWATKR, EDITOR. Tha Bm Publishing Company, Proprietor. RFB BCIU'INO, FARN'AM AND PKV'KNTBfTNTlU Kntcrd e Omha postofflc second-class matter. terms or aUySCRIPTION. By carrier By mall ' per month, ptryir, nelly and Biindiy Wk- ....as.on Dully without Mindsy, ,,., ,, 4 00 Kvenlng end Bundey ,,m 00 Kvsnlng without Sunday.,.- Ko 4 00 K.venlng without Munday , Ufa fen Sunday Tie only inn J. no l"lly and Sunday R, three year In advance, 1)0. 00 riend notice of chwn of eddras or Irregularity In 0ivry to Pmshg Bee, Circulation rPr'"'ent, RHTMITTANCa Remit by draft, esprese or postal order. Only two cent stamps received in payment of emsll accounts. I'erennsJ rhecka, escept en Omaha end eastena rhnt, not accepted. ;"orrJrKgi f)maha-Th He Hulidlng. Smith CmheMU N at real Council Muff-14 North Mala Street, . Mncoln-2 Utile Building. CM. ago all I'aonlna Oaa Hulldlnf, New York Room 1K4. J Fifth venue. HI. Ioul-0J New Hank of Commrr. Wsshlngion-fffl Fourteenth at raat, N. W. """"" "rORhKMINDENCK. Address rommnnicstinns relating to nawt and edi torial matter to Omaha Ba, R.dllorlsl Iiprtmnt MARCH CIRCULATION, 56.628 Daily-Sunday 50,628 Owtght Ml I Ma ma, elroulatlnn manager of Tb ti Publishing oompa.i. bains duly wnrn, care that is average circulation for the month of Meruit, )l. M.tua dally and .! Munday. , Dwluiir WIU.1AM. Circulation Msngr. uborlbd In my pr.sonc and sworn lo bfur m thla Id day of April, bit. HOUb.Hr HUNTER, Notary Publl. . Bubecrlber leaving the; nil leaiporarll) ' sboulu nava Tba Ilea mailed to thorn. Ad ' drni will bo changed as often a requested. Ai th temperatur rlii, tbe beat of tha war lncreaae. . . - Tba "rocky road to Dublin" occasionally Justifies Ri faux. Owing to circumstances beyond control, John Bull defers presenting himself for mem bership In tbe "Don't Worry club." A net gain of 11,612,000 in tbe March earnings of (be Union I'aclflo dlpose of the poverty pita in financing a new depot, it It evident from Their manner of swearing to their expense accounts that precloua few sndldates were among last fall's "trail bit- ter,' . ' . Fortunately, Omaha has gotten beyond tbe point where the location of one building ran determine the direction in which the huslnes dfiitrict will grow. ' Mexican stories regarding the condition and whereabouts of Villa lend a touch of gayety to a troubled world and prove that fiction flour libra below the Rio Orande, ' It takes an elastic c-onaelonce, with several n cntfll reservation, to file a sworn statement 6f campaign expense as required by our Ne braska corrupt practice law., , While tbe politicians 1Q Washington express annoyance over the bombardment of embargo telegrams bot a whisper' of objection come from the telegraph companies, i 1 , ,' A Judge, sworn to uphold tnd enforce the constitution and the laws, should be the last one lo uggest that the oath of allegiance taken by a naturalised citizen docs not mean what it says. Omaha steadily climb the financial ladder, having reached the fifteenth place In the record of bank clearings. At the present rate of speed the city will before long pass Minneapolis or Los Angeles, possibly both. March report of tbe buslnes of transcon tloental railroad show bug gains over the same month of last year. Tbe pleasing art of "making hay" out of .Panama slides looms large a a profitable side line. Congressional watchdogs of the national treasury occasionally slick to the Job. An at tempt to put over n appropriation for clip ping tbe wings of mosquitoes in New Jersey and elsewhere got tbe awatter Instantly. ..the veto by Governor McCall of the bill to exempt tbe "Dilly" Sunday tabernacle from Boston' fir limit regUlatlona would Indicate that there are no loop-hole in the law there that win Admit "a religious carnival." The total vote In tbe Nebraska primary proves to be the biggest ever polled and yet it la t leant 1 85.000 short of the vote which should be polUd lu the November election. The It 5. 000 stay-at-home will be the deriding fac tor In tbe finals. Oo of the rtisrips ott whuh the recall of lha n avor tf Baa Francisco t demanded i iftat be "t lm-al worker on the public pat mil f this (bars should be mad to stti-k, w an epidemic of rrfalU spreading ever a!l tittea of the country. Thirty Years Ago .This Day in Omaha ' Ottptleg free Bo rue. "" " V, V. M,tiJ t A A We4a h l 'f-t ' t was !! a4xt a t et it-, l't,. !! it, V at. te'.f f m W:u rv a4 I v -4 4 t 4 III f!., I : M . II t ) 4 . ' f t !' t',n? It r i"i s. h - l N,ihh ! i-.ii4 ha i,U w lai k ' M llii.a, . f ia al 1a -'f' , ( r.l fl ll,s (I f Ik l' 4'H . ft M.'ka t( IMS Hy Me S '. t J l ! !. til I Ik! M"w ml v-'t was , i-iS v e f i4 li imii lUt I a t t I tnv-ii.s tl I i. m t i. . ,. j i (it HM i' Hi M I I . t a' ti'. ". S a tia l .i (- i4t t '. t nu I nit ! hiiiwi T (.. i a n itMt', Y K uiii', nl t'lMNf a4 i'nv l'a,j.r a4 the a ,iiwta4 ar-", I,- liaaili t'rv Me la aa t I t S 'V i , The Trouble in Ireland. The trouble In Ireland Is plainly an Incident of the European war, but hardly likely to be more than an Incident, serious though It be. Tbe uprising there must be regarded as an ef fort of those Irreconcilable, aided and abetted by the enemle with which Great Britain la at war, to seize upon tbe situation that li) drain ing tbe country resources in order to force concession so far unattainable. - Yet those who sincerely BympathUe with Ireland' woes, and who would like to ee a larger meaeure of home rule there, will be dis posed to question this method of going at it. Under the accepted law of wr, it I perfectly proper for one country to endeavor to weaken its opponent by inciting and encouraging a fire In the rear. The rumors, at the outbreak of the war, of mutiny In India or revolution In Enypt and the talk, at different times, of Im minent effort of Rohemls, and other Hlavlc province, to break away from Austria-Hungary, are readily walled none of which would hav been less expected than the revolt In Ireland. The danger Is thst tbe present movement, by arousing suspicion of their loyalty, will In the long run do more barm to the legitimate ambition and hopes of the Irish people than anything that could be accomplished by tem porary successand tbe permanent ucces that makes rebels Into heroes and patriots Is ap parently out of the question. Writing; to the Wrong Party. President Wilson' has sent a message to the newspaper publishers, asking their support for hi effort to iccure proper and ufflctent de fense for tbe country, This appeal Is yery well timed, and I directed to sympathetic hearers; however, the president 1 writing to tbe wrong Pbrty. Ha should address hi plea to tba demo cratic majority in congress, where time I being wasted, where the seeds of future trouble are being sown, and where no effort to really pro vide for the nation' defense is being made, Mr. Wilson should write to Messrs. Clark, Kltehln, Hay nd other doughty democrat, who are opposing hi plan. The reactionaries in hi own party are responsible for the situation, and th country will be helpless ss long as they are In the saddle. Leadership and It Leitons. From Secretary Redfleld's department at Washington comes the information that the United Btatn leads the world In the output of coal, copper, Iron and ateel, petroleum and eli ver; alio in cotton, corn, wheat, oat, apple, hay and tobacco. It Is second in production of gold, and third In It output of ugar, To thl hort Ht of thing in which we are materially supreme might he added oma other point on which we atand foremost.' Perhaps no other nation would spend so much time in futile dis cussion of vital Issue a we do. Nor 1 it recorded that any other nation does as much bragging about it. Face to face with one of the most aerlou ltuatlons that ever confronted us, we decline to look upon tbe crlsl a im mediate, and,; trusting to our good luck to "muddle through," we go on with our pleasant national practice of throwing bouquets at our elve. Undoubtedly, a dreadful Jar will bring u to a reallxatlon of the fact that leadership in anything carried with it certain responsibility that can not b avoided or evaded. The only room left for speculation 1 how bard that Jar will be and how far It will knock ua before we can "come baca-." It i morally certain wo hav not learned all tbe lessons of leadership. The Big-ht to Petition. A remarkable illustration of one phase or oit system of government hss been afforded by the experience of the last few days, A de luge of telegrama has been turned loose on con gress, all coming from one source, and Inspired by on purpose. This right to petition I never to be Ignored, although Its effect I not alwaye Just what Is hoped for by those who Invoke It. Tbe right has been used with exces sive liberality during th last few years, the present exemplification being only the latest of a number of conrerted effort to overawe or Im press lawmaker or administrative officer by presenting a tremendous array of names ub scrlbed to a particular prayer. This exercise or the right may have dulled it usefulness; at any rat the president ays he will pay no at tention to the flood of telegrams received at Washington, dealing with our relations with Germany. The utility of such propaganda I debatable, but the rlaht to petition is sacred and n never be safely restricted. "To Rebuke Nebraika." In men part of the country devoted demo crats have voiced their sorrow mul mme regret that William .lennlnas Rrjsn turned down by his psrty In NelrUe a delegate at Urge to the 8t, Louis convention. Tb lirit serious propicillin to relieve this situation come front Waihlntton lat. where en enthu.iastle county chairman k that Mr. ryn be mad a dele gate from that tat "to rebuke Nvbraaka," The ilea h na deair U ntrer Hh thy demmrat in their family tuaa, hut It dei'torr the tendency ef ouWIder hold Nebraska te sponsible for hat ha Mi'penea to Mr Mryan The 1st secretary cf tt tame bom frtim bi lecture tour t tis in prinatl) i.m.Utf tnt tend, stij pUUd hi strength i8t h I f ssnihr Influential factor In Ike flits ef th tarty, tth dtsaalrou talu In hlmwlf Ne hiaska ha n fart l urrtl, 4 MvU4 put he vtBuhe4" beud the outfall ef a f' UtloM rtcd!ag, la whtit lr Wmrel tsar eoare4, hrea.( t M ttitiim tv tk 1 1 l ef a ? foal4lbl P'iui ) 'f p't aa outsit. P inaas ef a hurttaj rM lai W Inks! Ste ts Saw tta Wt tUtHf Hvr4 t tiemeg no k ef te ' UVml lb li. na' K'ber maklag ar otk ef tk -t t ffrvHiv lt df ef Ik I'Uik Hr e!fy 't. Ik i"tef.k,p f 1 .. t kl, e lofrpy t 4! r w p iukJ U -e ami v,"'', sl (!. t,kr pi-l up f ir fsrMe rni' l a Presidential Straws Utarery Dlsaat I'oll of State Lralalatorrei Htate. -.Huhe. Ilooeavelt, Reot. Msln . . ' . New Jtatitpshir 0 ' M Vermont ....i .i..... "0 a Maaaarhnastts ..,.. to . 17 , Rhode Iwlaiid 13 ' ' " 7 Connecticut .' .M ; ' ; 12 Nnw York 5 ' 1 New Jersey M , S ' I'ennaylvanla W ,7 Delaware Maryland X 1 Virs-lnia 3 West Virginia 1" i Kentucky 11 TenneaH 11 S ' Ohio 1 1 Illinois 10 4 1 Michigan f? M 1 Wlw;ontiln 10 I 1 MtnnKiita WW " North tmkofa !T ' 1 Noillh I'aKola M 13 t tows )o 7 N'ehranka 24 'I 1 Missouri ' Kansas 2 . 13 1 Oklahoma 7 3 New Mexico , ,. 1 , Colfirado , t .7 4 Wyoming XIX Montana 14 1 Totals. V 178 1S Tli dlssppolntlng failure ef tha presldentlsl pri mary to Indicate elerly any rapubllcaji nominee hsi led Ttie Utsrary Digest te try another method of - eompllshlng this result. A It Is tmpraotlcslile to tn tnrrogaf all , republican voters en this question, we have taken th next bt course by questioning to pufillcatis and progressive member of aula leslsln lures, on the conviction that they know the wlshe of the voters In their districts and will represent them fairly well In their replies, The legislative dis tricts are etnellor end more numerous than th con gressional districts, and thslr members are now at home, since most of these assemblies have adjourned, while the congressmen remain In Washington. Kor these reasons a poll of tha legislatures seems likely to reflect the will of tha voters more truly than poll of congressmen. We have received J.MO replies, or COO mora thsn the total number of delegates In the republican national convention, Many of the writer will probably b members of that body. Their ver dict, therefore, Is most partmant and tlmaly, Justice Hughes appears with 76 ballots, Colonel Ttoosevelt with 2Tft, and Mr. Hoot with 18. Favorite sons are still supported In their home states and to some degree elsewhere, ss may be discerned In the vote of St for Mr. Cummin of Iowa; 4 for Mr, Bur ton of Ohio; 47 for Mr. Mherman of Illinois; 24 for Mr. Weeks of Massachusetts, and 41 for Mr. I-a Toi lette of Wisconsin. Names mentioned ls often are those of Governor Brumbaugh ef Pennsylvania, Ten rose and ex-Hecretary 1'hllander Knos of tliu same state. In addition, "among those present" are Con gressman James R, Mann of, Illinois, Henator Wil liam Alden rlmilb of Michigan. ex-Governor Ifadlcy of Missouri, Honator Horah of Idaho, Henator War ren C. Harding of Ohio, ex-Ambasstidor Ilerrlck of Ohio, Colonel Dupont, General loonard Wood, Hena tor Ixidgo, Governor Met 'all of Massachusetts, Judge (Jary. chairman of tha United Wales HtaeJ corpora tion, and Governor Johnson of California, Kx-Preal. dent Tnft, avowrdly not a cTindldate, receives 1! vote snd fi,rmer Vice Tresldent Falrbe.nks receives, out side of Indians, 7 votes, and In Indiana 1J. While the majority of slates In which Information w sought at here represented, a number of replies sre still due from Indiana and others and will be published In a subsequent Issue.' Psrentheili ally; we may recall to our readers that In the republican forecast of the presidential cam paign, as expressed by republican editors, senators and representatives, which appeared In thtao pages Hecember 1, 1016, the leaders In th poll of more than 700 opliilons were Mr. Hoot, with Hi. and Justice Hughes, with 1M votes. Kx-I'resldwnt TXft was cred ited with fit, and Colonel ttoosevelt with 47. Kx.Hana tor llurton, who remains Ohio's favorite son, had t?t votes, snd Penator Hherman of Illinois bad 144, Mr. Fairbanks had 14 anil Henator Weeks M. That a at rung desire was felt In the west for a oandldivte from, that section wae also recorded, and It was noted that In that region Henator Horah stood flret with I'W votes, nnd Henator Cummins second with 77, whll Governor Johnson received 1. In connection with The Literary filgest poll of the republicans and piosresalve stat legislators, wa pre Bent eleo a poll taken by the Albany Knickerbocker Press In the New York legislature, which shows that 94 out of UK membeia favor Justice Hughes, Colonel Roosevelt ret elves 7 votes and ex-Hcmitor Root 10 voles. Then, in Massachusetts, the Itoston Transcript polled 140 tepiibllian members of the legislature, with the reeult that tb votee ahowed for Justice Hughes, 23 for Colonel Roosevelt, 9 for Governor MoCall, for Suns tor Weeks. X for Lodge, 1 for Root, t for Cum mins and 22 umlecldcd. A republican New Tork state committee poll of the delegates to Chicago shows U fur Justice Hushes, SI for Senator Root, and 14 for either Hughes or Ttoosevelt, In summing up the ''highly Interesting and in many ways amusing race" for the imbllfflii presidential nomination, tha New York Herald tlnd ) ehsenes: "It Is very probsbl that when the whole iet'i ilrlegatee are eleuted not more Hikii i will hear Instructions, and no one now e pacta that any candidate for whom 'favorite-eon' ln structlous have been given stands much more clismsi of being the nominee than does 'Hilly Sunday. " This Journal then adds that "tha key to the great puitila which must be aolved In Chicago beslnnlns Jims 7 will lie lth th iiiilnstructed delegates.'' Twico Told Tales k if. r t It en t-t make a ! toe, tie ric le'tl tslr4 bear". If ft I ill, tkea la IM4 er lilt, feat a t t fii'Stai a4 taiUat e iug I t a'l rtaritit am t-aa. Maiitt l a X year-old. nhoae paranls sie fond ft lai. n and as, ant Xlsrssiet has her share Vn ilav In Die fouhir, h hi-sid, f ir Ilia flist tin, a ban a. kle. 'Oil, mm her, she f laltn.-d. tiat d' IKS hen .)?"' "Wall," hsr motlier aitil'ed, ' I erpe she says she t UVI an ' I V4'H l I not und'rsiaM th " !, and after S mot. rut prufnuM IhmisHI sea rwma be. eln. ' Ve.t nisi d alia sal. m.tiasr. lia lnult .., iinlv ttisa ef.i, atiat a she t sh ls i-a 've"'-Judge t flaaa I lattst, n t u.it man f.-H IKe .mh.Ii v aaa si ia kt f a Una ot a s at a k--tal. ant arise lefv In a t'eo t the rate wrteravt t.on was tnvttad i att ta Kauiae. It eMieuttM4 ae ei-ia tn tn I tt.a (hit IN ilerk eiane lnetlaat "Jan aifH iaiH pleaask aaaetwl tks i, T'- u r s'-' " whI4 t'ke ra'i' " ,.. yuueg ewA." at ui-m4 ths . ,, ' ,!- Ifi la . . ! I Vm t f It.ithiag I ami larafvillr Sew w Iks ase tittaeaa, li,, s '-i''y t' t''a a eii ii'i. i.t . i.t i .ii aa M v. Nt i i. .t f a k-i " lot toe a f aAtiiMg is k kue ... ia a . li' t I si e 4ae last " fe i s aia wl''' eat Ka et'Wle U aa li k " wa.a tii e i, . a t ' I I o t ' ' ta .a4 n.i4 Is ti" astkt. JB, 1. I I H ll Se ' III IH ll a -i t . -1 . I i ' I i .i ! I' a l'i J . i .i. m( .an l W a I t . oi, ,u ,. t I tw -' 4 In St-ea'-tt t -w tsa vt. ai a i. ' Swf . MlMMrA "V, I aa riee a,e h'aa, eK " I T'eis 60i Separate tbe Animal at the Zoo. OMAHA, April S.-To the Editor of The Bee: I would like to call your attention, and, through you, the attention of the pub 1 1.!, to the fact that while the animals In Rlvervlaw park; seem welt kept and humanely cared for, there Is one con dition which urgently cries for change. I refer to the way In which th buf faloes, deer and goats are all kept In one enclosure. This circumstance bn often Impressed me as unfair to the weaker animals, and today It was driven home tn a pathetla manner. While driving around the enclosure my attention was arrested by a vary young kid whose goat-mother was shielding It In the most motherly fashion. The two seemed to he having such a god time together, when one of the young buf faloes (a giant In slue to the kid), at tacked tbe helpless lit t! o creature, sep timled ft from Its mother snd with sn othtr buffalo seemed to be playing tose and throw wtlh the tiny creature, the while the mother goat stood by bleating In most distressful tones. The kid csnnot outlive many such onslaughts, ' Th incident seemed so needless that I trust that a tenolng, st least, will protaet the weaker animals, While the buffaloes may be merely young buffaloes, they are a huge to the goats a were the Jlrolidlngniigs to Gulliver. A fencing would protect the weaker animals from a playfulness, which, In tha stronger, may at any moment de velop Into cruelty. A LOVETt Ok" ANIMALS. Monster's Beaaon' Why, HrLVER CREKK, Neb., April M.-Te the Editor of The Itee; In a recent editorial with the h ending, "Ist the Re publican Also Nominate Wilson," the New York World attempts "to make the worse appear the better side." It points to s half dozen or more sets of congress tit would more truthfully describe the situation to say "acts of the president") ss being pert of Wilson's "record of achievement." In this the World Is correct, Those acts, snd others that might be mentioned, were schlavemsnls of Wilson, ss Is known of ell men, In the sense that they were forced through congress by the unlawful use of executive power. But such achieve ments, Instead of calling forth our plaud its, sternly demand our severest con demnation. The president may recom mend to congress; but he may not law fully Command or resort to any sort of pressure whatsoever Jo secure the enact ment of his recommendations Into law. To do that, to use on congress the whip the mailed fist, es Wilson I constantly doing, Is revolutionInsidious, It Is true, but for that vary reason all the more dangerous; more dangerous. In fact, to the llbertlss of our country than wss the armed revolution of Jefferson Psvls, ass Inst which t and a million other boy fought more thsn fifty years sge. And yet, In the face of sll this, the World hss the amazing assurance to say that Sll these measures hsv been secured "without the president coercing congress, er bribing It with patronage." It seems to forget thst there may b as much power In withholding patronage as In granting If, and that democrats tn con gress got no patronare until, they had learned to how the head and meekly walk under the administration yoke. It seems to forget, too, that Wilson made Ms late midwest tour for the avowed purpose of arousing a public sentiment thst would force the hsnds of our unwilling congress In the'mstter of preparedness, ' As to Wilson's foreign policy. If It. be proper to dignify It with thst name, both ss to Mexico snd Europe, It hss been such as ought to make any fwoud-splrlted American hlush for his country. In Mexico, Wilson said ha would not Inter vene, but his whole course there has been one of constant Intervention; he said he would not make war on Mexico, but he did make war on Mexico In the attack on Vera Crus, where nineteen Americans and XOO Mexican were killed; with more than U.OOO soldiers of our regular army to guard our border, Villa l permitted to sttsck Columbus, N. M with the result that both American and Mexicans era killed, and then to gat even, Wilson, without any lawful au thority whatever, sends an army Into Mexico, with the further result that mora Americans and Mexlnana are killed, and with the still further result that we can now retire tn disgrace or etsy snd fight with dishonor. As to ICurope, having declared our neutrality and exhorted the American peoiilo to be neutral even in thought, Wilson from the first, aa should now be appHient to all, bss been a partisan of l.'ngland and her allies, valngtorlously standing for th alleged right of a neu tral to sell a ck of flour or a can ef meat to a belligerent, he would not utter a word of protest to save a neutral ration from destruction, and even re fused a few representative ef uch to appear In his august presence to com I'lalu ef aliased t'aiharltles ef ttialr lonuuernrs; en ground of humanity he would war nh Germany, and vet be Ins Nian so Inhuman es to permit hun dred ef Anifrt.su to go to watsry giv-s rather than to nam them of Uiiker. slut now, at lh link nt plung ing the country Into ar. be ttirsatrns l.i rr dlpltimatli re atlmi with iir iny h,aiis i Is 'luac r I ditncltn lireportir l. ecanewlsds th ;,n.4uMM nM ef ry American make fool ef Mmaa'f M hnii l1!n rain lata offt a at ary ci, a f '. . ittn oir fitsmtt n tit r if a'l Hi ealiod u eur fiwn.t and all !" upee ua 1tti te4 f.iiing ht fa. t'tn e't-t contemn. r la t . . g.. I in..n any Iks l I i (.- .. I enttiii VI t' thsia ' a h iii lfa.4 r.v hy ant gu4 eeimwrat s ! vi f i ae n.an r.n'. ,! an tN rapukti.an th kt U r'fen ta vling HVa la iii. -raiw it. t itum.ra woiierfrn. Tijvs on Homo Topics DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. "Iiok out for that widow. I think hr prettily mournful air I merely as sumed." "I think eo. too. In fart, you en tell he Is out for cnnqut by th catch in her vole." Baltimore American. MadgeWd you have anything to talk about at the club meeting? Marjorle Lots! On ancount ef th storm there were only three of ue pres entJudge. "I want tfl be excused." sld the worried-looking Jurymen, addressing th Ji (1g. "I 01 man SA that I borrowed, and ae he la leaving town for eome years I want to catch him before he gat n th train and pay him the money," "Teu are escusad," replied the Judge, In tor tons "I don't want anybody on tha lurv who MS Ita Ilka that. K City Journal. -Kansas I'M A MIU-IONAffiLSS AW IN UWe VJTIli A PRIZE BQHtfR. TDTfte 0U LIFTS ArTt YimMrWJ tbO Bit A fURStT AYH0MS) Teacher Who csn tU in th meaning of a "ronnd-rohln"? Bright Boy I'le. miss, lt' whst thst hurafar was dnin' last night when they nabbad blm. boston Transcript. Mistress Did you if the butcher had pig's feetf Maid No, ma'am. I eouldn't-4ie had Ms boots onl Chicago Herald, "What the trouble, glrllef "Oh, Algernon, Ira afraid for you. Father threstens to kick jeu Into th middle of next week." "Well, my dear. If he Insists, let him do it. Hut hold next Wednesday evening open for me." Louisville Courter-Journsl. We sr sometime Jarred whn com clone to gentu. ' "Nxt to music what Is your ratt paaslonr wa asked of a famous com poser. After orn cegltstlon he anewered: "paghlti."-Loulvlil Courier-Journal. A Stlmalator. I slgnsd a note In fptmher, Th Mm to com du In the Bprlng. And the time Intervening seemed ample To take up and cancel the thing. Old Winter Just flew In departing, The robin have answered tprtng' call; If you want to gt rid of the winter. Just sign a note tn the fail, Omaha, It. It HtfFJRRARD. THE HOME POETS. Coonsel for tb Defease. Tear Ta-tiby-cat, thou fur-ola4 feline pet, I would I had the gift to plea4 tby cause, To dull the fancied sharpnaas of thy clans In the mlstskn mind ef those who fret Lest you harm th birds. And yt-nd yet I also love the bird. But your oft paws In mut affection oft hav touched, like gausa, My cheek, their prongs Indrawn I csn't forget But, Tbby, tho' th Audubon msy y about you things that are not nice; Tho" peeslmlsts burl epithet at you. Yet all their clatter, dear, can "cut no 1c," For your nine lives are safe, ae sure ss euro A Audubon wear skirts, and mice are mice. Omahe. Ft A TOLL NR TRKLB, Remedy Prescribed by Many Doctors Compound of Simpl Laxative Htrbt Prove i Mo$t Efficient. rr. W. A. Evan, writing for the Chi cago Tribune, makes the sssertton that, practically evsryono, at some time or other, suffers from constipation. This PI'llns regardlers of age or condition in life. The congestion of stomach wast In the bowel Is evidenced In various wsys; bloat, eructation of foul stomach gases, sick headache, languor, all Indicate con stipation, snd call for prompt attention, not only to relieve the present discom fort but also te avoid possible die thst follows neglect of this important function. IlarMh cathartic and violent purga tives should not be employed, ss these afford only temporary relief, while they eerve to shock the entire system, A mild laxative such as Dr. Ck Id well's Kyrup Pepsin Is far preferable and Is now the remedy generally ussd and pre scribed by many doctors. It 1s free from opiate or narcotic drugs, acts esatly and pleasantly, without griping or other pain and Is a safe, effective family rem edy. Mr. Cbss, Hchell, 123 Church fit,, Gren ada, Miss., writes thst hs found relief I . ; 4 f t MB. chai. acxrLL himself by using Dr. Caldwell's (tyrup Pepsin and now keep It on hand for family use. A bottle of Vt, CaJdwell'e Hyrup I'etisln should have a plaee In every family medlcin chest. A trial bottle can be obtained free of chars by writing to Dr. W, B. Caldwell, i',4 Washington fit., Monllcello, Illinois LlllblClll UCI VIUG I piui mtT mrrPaicp 1 Good Results 3 3 q 502 ore Lines of Want-Ad Adver tising carried in Janu ary, February and March, 1916, than in same period of 1915 Think it Over, Advertisers, and Phone Your Want-Ads To Tyler 1000 ;'&' ' i": W . " t i i '"tl-.s "TT1 . ' i-.' ' ''nil ' ? t U ' "-.J 1-j . i vsv-'. - - i - r ' ' . i; -hiM a iii 1 " 1 ' .... ,1.. mi,. i. , Moit Modern nnd S&nltaxy Brewery in the West. Funllj Trade lupplied by VM. JETTER, Diatrlbutor. 2W2 N fit, Telephona DouUi ,4231. South fW3 or 80S. i fcu4 I Tk ).. 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