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MARCH CinCt'LATION,
56,628 Daily Sunday 50,628
Dwlght Wllllama, circulation manager of Tha Baa
Publlahlng company being duly aworn. yg that tha
average circulation for tha month of March, 1911, was
M.O dally and Vi.HX Sunday.
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Subscribed In my proeunc and aworn to befor ma
lbt Id day of April,
KOUEHT HUNTER, Notary rubllo.
Hubsrrlbpr leaving trie city temporarily
should have The lice mailed (o Ihein. Ad- -drees
will be rhanited as often aa requested.
Those Mexican bandits must b doing a
little "watchful waiting" on their own account.
Diplomatic relation between Falrvlcw, Oy-
tr Bay and Washington are suspended Indefi
nitely. Juat a charity begins at borne, no (hens
"aafety flrat" rules might well start with the
police and fire departments,
The longer the American army renialna In
Mexico the better will Mexican become
acquainted wltb good aoclcty,
Tbe female apostle of anarchy once more
breaks Into a work house, The Goldman woman
la bappleat when breaking aomctblng.
It la worth noting that the defeated always
evince leas faltb in tbe method of nomination
by direct primary than those who win out.
If Lincoln aliio wants a new Union depot,
Omaha might as well join forces with her and
put in an order at once for a sixth of a dozen.
Outlawry unrestrained breeds more out
lawry. Five years of It renders tbe average
Mexican Incapable of understanding law and
i rder.
The coming opening of tbe navigation sea
son on the Missouri river adds another scenlo
route to the numberless splendors of "seeing
America first."
Last week's lint of army recruits total 772
for tbe whole country. Bo far rumors of war
and war scares have not produced any rush to
the recruiting offices.
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The enthusiastic welcome our soldiers are
having at the hands of their hosts In Mexico
.reminds one of tbe greetlug, "What's your
hurry T Hera's yonr bat!"
How about having the down town paving,
which is scheduled for this season, done this
spring Instead of next fall, and thus give us
some use of it when we want It?
The Mexican commander at' Juarez, Gon
eral Gavlra, shows himself a leader of sur
passing enterprise In expediting Mexican
rumors over the International bridge.
As compared with Omaha, "Billy" Sunday
put in an extra week in Baltimore and more
than doubled the money. "Billy" has a good
business eye as well as a Rood batting eye.
On the test of realizing on their non
partisan endorsements for supreme judges on
the extra ballot It would seem that the "Pry"
do not figure themselves out quite so welT.
King Oeorgc'g example In giving $500,000
t ut of bis private purtm to help along the war
Itss not provoked a rush of government Imita
tors. All seem content "to let George do It."
The masculine Vtraw hat Is ready to burst
forth In all tbe glory of rainbow band. tihouHl
ti.aa's courage survive the decorative test, wo
11. an' monopoly of colorful headgear will sut
ler an Irreparable ctah.
Poor l o of (he Hiiaite tribe In Oklahoma
(dead poverty t N anhltttUun and bees the
tit-eat Father for a helping hand, tfotiiehow the
jibawnee rr iu-tu't o'f Die ii belt and
lllotfvd land so pir that gopher ahun the
r !.. At the an.; tint" Imkler tribe are
tolling in oil and grating wealth, hut. Ilk the
l-i.)far, the know not t tit If Pwr relation
Thirty Years Ago
This Day in Omaha
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Altogether Far-Fetched.
Our amiable democratic contemporary tries
to make out that a survey of the opposing
tickets, showa "the democracy of Nebraska is
representative of all sections and broad-minded
as to issues, while the republican party ia both
sectional and intolerant," Of course, it shows
nothjng of the kind except that tbe demo
cratic machine has a fast grip on the situation
within the democratic party, while on the re
publican side the rank and file are left free to
tihoose their nominees without dictation or
constraint.
It Is merely an Inherent defect of the state
wide primary tbat favors the bunching of the
nominees on tbe ticket, geographically speak
ing, in the places where the large vote is cen
tered. Unless the filings are In some way con-t-olled,
this is bound to happen by the mere
law of chance and any other distribution Is
purely accidental. Again, If the democratic
ticket happens to include this time both "Wets"
and "Drys," it Is no tribute to "broad-mindedly
ss," but merely proof of the inability of the
powers-that-be to "line 'em up" solidly for one
particular slate, and this is equally true, though
perhaps less conspicuously, in tbe results on
the republican ballot.
To pretend that the democracy of Nebraska
Is representative, in any true sense of tbe word,
ir altogether far-fetched In view of tbe fact
that It Is and must be only part of the national
democracy, so notoriously sectional and one-tracked.
Ihe Senator nd thj Priidnt
Having returned to Washington with the
scalp of lg Dunn at his belt, and the sorrow In
his heart that the late secretary of state will
not be sent as a delegate to fit. Louis, tbe sen
ator takes time to explain bis vote on the
Chamberlain army bill. It is tbe old story with
him. He Is supporting the president, by voting
acalnst him at every opportunity. President
Wilson strongly favored a measure similar to
the Chamberlain bill, but tbe senator voted
against It, because it doesn't meet his personal
views as to what is a sufficient land force for
national defense. He has his own notion of
eractly what size army wo need, and he will
not give bis assent to anything else. President
Wilson is always certain of the senator's sup
port till it comes to the roll call.
Woman Triumphant.
A Lincoln policeman has just been van
ouished in another skirmish or tbe battle which
began in tbe Garden of Eden and still con
tines. He asked a woman auto driver to corn
fly with the law of the state, which requires
that the license number be carried on tbe rear
oi the machine. The lady preferred to have
hers on the front end, and after some argument
they compromised. The lady drove off with the
license number on the front end of the ma
chine. t What's a little matter like the law of
the land when It cornea to a question of lovely
woman's whim?' The "face that launched a
thousand ships and burned tbe topless towers
of Illlum" Is still doing business at the old
stand. Man will ever bow in exultant submis
sion to woman's will, sweetly but imperiously
expressed. She doesn't need the ballot to pre
serve her "rights."
Down to Buiinesi with Carranza.
General Funston's announced determination
to rearrange his army in Mexico to occupy fixed
posts indefinitely Is formal notice to the de
facto government that it must make good on
Ita promises. General Pershing is to be rein
forced and given an opportunity to rest his
men a little, and future operations will be di
rected from bases so established as to make
more effective results positive,
A first step in the real business of quieting
Mexico has been taken, and the proceedings
that have disgraced civilization for five years
rut in a way to be ended. Carranza must under
stand by this time that the recognition given
him as de facto head of the country did not
Include permission to shirk his task, and to
connive at further lawleaaness. His govern
ment, so far, Is mere fh'tlon, jURt as the "coun
tty" of Mexico has ceased to be much more
than a name. He majr have full chance to show
his capacity for government, but unless he Is
able to restore order and to revive Mexico as a
nation, realizing the responsibilities that go
with national existence and recognition, he will
eventually have to give way for a stronger man.
British Embarg-o on Neutral Commerce,
President Wilson, having finally taken ac
tion in the Mexican situstlon, and firmly ex
pt eased his fixed determination concerning the
German submarine campaign, now has an op
portunity for a further step In behalf of hu
manity. He might make it plain to the British
government that the United States, at least,
resents the Interference that has all but ended
criuimunlcation, not only between neutrals and
belligerent, but between neutrals themselves.
Our Potilofflre department has Juat decided to
return to srnder some 5 Moo trrel that
wire to have ba sent by post to addreases In
The NVtherlands. but whet carriage has been
it tuned by stxamer berauae of Urttlah Inter
ference with matls.
No more arbitrary course ha ever been fur
sued than In the preaent attitude if Great
Itritam toward the commerra of the world
I nder no piSbi cirvti'hlng of the regulation
of commerce I the Iraffle between neutral b
)! to Inlerferenve, unleaa It bw clearly f!t
.h.t tt the trade U for tha exlualv benefit
I a lel'.U'fent who port tif entry h heeit
ti4-)iJ Th interruption ef mail romntust.
laiixn t.rta it the ort of IIIUii4 an I of tha
t nMr 1 Uia h bii eii.Hlilf flagrant.
I n f fiWal (MiumuttlratUin htwen t4
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tnpvf4 t llritUh, rtnaot On 4taptet t
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they M m r u, 1 1 1 4 M ms. I hue' f f-H ahr4 m
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Nebraska Political
Comment
Lincoln Journal: Dlngtint over tha ballot junsl-i
was quite universal In Nebraska election day. it
aoma quartern a dlapoaltton waa shown to blama th
pawapapcrs for not tailing the votera how to chooia
between th largo number of citizens offering them
selves for office. But the nawapsper men were not
able to deHda for themaelve when confronted wHr
tha enormously long ballot, and In many caae war
obliged to skip office entire becatme they could not
maka an Intelligent choice. The fact was that tho
people were given an Imrjosalbl tank In thl hopa
leaaly long ballot. The remedy moat often dlacusaed
Is a change In tha primary law. That will be a mera
palliative. The short ballot Is the only permanent
cur for the evils we all aea o plainly.
Neltsh Leader: A piece of as dirty politic. a haa
been played In a long time developed Tueaday. A
telegram was sent out from Lincoln. to J, T. Fletcher
of Orchard, chairman of the republican county cen
tral committee, to the effect that John L. Kennedy
wa the brewera' candidate for the t'nllcd Htate sen
ate fr. Kennedy was telegraphed as aoon aa the
newa wa received here, and replied thora wa no trutu
In the story and referred Inquirer to flev. Carann,
head of the Antl-Baloon league for verification. In
the flrat place It Is dirty politics to scatter nch
statement at a time when the men who do It be.
Have there I no rhanc to refute It, and in the aerond
placa, it la still dirtier to aend out reports which the
senders themaelves know sr not true.
David City Preaa: Voting by mall, a convenience
a It end y provided for traveling salesmen In thl stnto,
ahould he extended to the farmer, o Victor Ro
water, of The Omaha Bee, flrat propoaed and; o W,
J. rirysn advocates. There ia good argument for It.
Takamah Herald: Bine W. V. Warner Is the
republican nominee for congraa in this, the Third dla
trlct, It will make our old friend, Congreaaman Steph
en, think that he has had a "hoas race" before the
campaign cloaea In November. Mr, Htephans' treat
ment of hla party newapaper ha made many of them
hoatlle and they will accord him very little or no
support. Then hla vote on the Mcljemore resolution
waa offrnalva to many loyal American. It wa an
attempt hy a few In the houae of repreaentatlve to
Invade and usurp the proper functions of Prealdent
Wllaon In conducting his diplomatic correiponden'e
wllh foreign nation.
Albion Argua: Mom concern wt tnanlfeat in
Albion g. o. p. circle on the morning ot th primary
election hy th report that th dry federation ha t
proof that th Lbiuor Dealer' aaaocistlon In Omalri
hud endorsed Kennedy as republican candidate for
th 1'nlted Ptatea aenate. The rumor had alao been
circulated that th liquor dealers had endoraed Jim
Pa hi man, although notice had long since been posted
that the dry federation had pre-empted Jim and had
the prior claim on him. Too bad, too bad!
Columbus Telegram: W find funny thing In tha
gam of politic, a well aa In other place, One t.f
the funnleat featureg of the late primary conteat waa
the claim of Pcnator Hitchcock that Mr, Bryan and
his progreaalv aaaoclalea ware not friendly to Preal
dent Wllaon. No finer piece of political comedy waa
ever played on any political ataga. The anwer to
the claimed frtendahlp of the resctlonarle for Preal
dent Wllaon may be found In the figure of the voting
In the democratic primary In IMatt county. In somo
of tha Plait county voting dlatrlcts the race bntweon
Woodrow Wllaon and Robert Koa for the presidential
preference vote waa very cloae. In some other dla
tilcta It wa three-to-one agalnat the prealdent. Each
of the district which humiliated Prealdent WlUon
by canting a majority preference vote for an unknown
freak opponent was absolutely under control of th
element which nppoeed Mr. Bryan and the progreaalv
primary candidate. How do w know that Bonator
Hitchcock' friend caat thoae vote agalnat Preililvut
Wllaon. and tn favor of the horee Jockeyf We know
It became of the poattlv fact that In one townalifp
which slapped the president In the face at th rate
of two to one, all of the democratic ballot with four
Ion exception were marked In favor of Henator
Hitchcock and all his reactionary mate on the ticket.
people and Events
Organized charity ia o well organized In New York
City that the payroll alone amounted to tw.ooo
last year. The charity ayitnm Is considered highly
efficient.
Another huge hotel to coat tfi.500,000, la projected In
New York at Korty-thIrd atreet and Ixlngton ave
nue. Sketches call fob an elghteen-atory structure,
with l.dOO room with private batha, to be let at 13
and 12.50 a dny.
A 2-year-old In Philadelphia tumbled out of a
fourth story window, atruck several clothes llnce on
the way down and t&ndcd right sldm up on soft turf.
When the screaming mother reached him the youth
ful acrobat waa Burking a scratched thumb.
Several stub rallroada In tha resort region of cen
tral New York have been put out of business hy au
tomobiles. Three bankrupt roada, ranging from fie
to ten mllca in length, which coat 11.100,000 twenty
years ago, wore recently sold for a total of 1I,M0.
Quite a shakedown for the gaa wagon.
There are snores and snore, gentle, spasmodic,
explosive and klaxonlc. Two young women In nn
apartment building tn Chicago pulled off a more duct
that aroused the neighborhood and brought the pullce.
"We had been automoMIIng and were tired." the girla
explained aa they apologised and hit the feather
on the other aide, fan you heat It?
A Jitney driver operating between Newark and
Harrison, N J., threatened to maul a tow headed,
tan-gloved "runs," who objected to rude language In
the hearing of women pnsacngera The aupposed rube
proved to be a retired bantam pugilist, and what he
did to the Jit drrvwr was satisfactory to the specta
tors, eapeclally th apology tn the paaaenger.
Itepjirta filtering out of Russia throw a sidelight
on t'hlneae tnrtheda nf tupping a revolutionary con
spiracy In the neck The governor of t'rumatal g,(
a hum h that he wa booked for tha axe. an tn ex.
pmtlta mattaie he Invited twelve i-nnoplrnlors tn a f'-al.
filled them Wllh good thing and then beheaded thetti
one after another, Th gnertir continues en th ).tv
'tlettlng itM'nay from homa," la twmd a Joyful
thriller, but when the amount far tcnla epeta
tl.wa, word hardly nr-ea tha Inward f-H.-ltv,
Through the rrr ef a bans, clerk, t'u.-la Crawford.
Palrbanka, the lnHana brewer, arm sateral lhiun,t
dollat ntore than he lutrn l' l to a m thw In Switzer
land Hut tha ra. i gnitlty Th"
ltc hw blew in il l.ug Ma i alef i!n
i bl'-ago It af'Ktii I'l Mmlla ". tthis a dv
at the im nil. u l l.a h. a it ulu n balhlitg "
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t t this te tihi' ll . t a t'htnf fli,
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int l t-t rlt;re will W tMiiitiitnt I i niHg'
it) tt ttaii.et at I'.a ciar.nj.,H w ;s tivh ant;
. nlm.Jt III elhi at a I.
Twice Told Tales
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(iRANt) ISLAND, Neb., April M,-To
the Editor of The Bee: The editor of
the World-Herald la very accurate In hla
statements, very truthful, of coure; but
novertheles one may well question the
comment concerning The Boe' tatement
as to the republican presidential nom
inee of this state. Though the republican
voters of Nebraska are of average In
telligence, It 1 a superhuman task to
get a majority to writ In the name of
a candlclato and place a cross opposite
the name. The two prominent candidate
are Hughe and Roosevelt, neither of
whose name were on the ballot. Oregon
hn reached a far better development of
the primary. The whole primary has.
however, failed to really get at a decision
of the national sentiment of republican,
though Hughe continue to tie th hope
of the party, even though enough voter
did not write In hi name In thl tate.
But may the World-Herald editor get
comfort! He need all t..e fun' he can
get. For the renowned editor of the
Herald Is In a bad fix. Once more 1
the. democratic party true to the dom
inant faction of the party and If Bryan,
after thl primary, support tha state
and eanatorlHl candidate, well-he will
loee all the more by It. No wonder the
demo editor said, " 'TIs no time for do
aurtlon; forgive and forget." Why? Tho
figure of John L. Kennedy, backed by
all loyal republlcana, and Judge Mutton
looms In Ihe distance! Rut I forget,
Judge Button is devoted to only one Idea!
It may ho that tho voters of Nebraska
will otherwise decide this coming- Novem
ber. And say, Kennedy has not th
experience or the ability a one present
aenator, concerning whom, lest we for
get, Rryan said, "Uod sav the president
from such a he! Pertiap the repub
lican party .will answer Bryan' prayer
this November.
CLARENCE W. KELflO.
Preparedneaa.
PLATTHMOL'TII, Neb., April 24,-To
the Editor of Th Bee: W note In The
flee that "Wilson Kce a New Prob
lem aa Japan Proteat Barrler-lTie Ad
ministration I OptlmUtlc and Think
Term of Immigration Measure Can Be
Arranged to Pleas the Mongol."
Now, what 1 the matter with our ad
ministration? They all act a though
they had never been out of the precinct
where they were born. None of th
great questions and problem which have
confronted our present administration
have been met with any practical olu
tlon of conserving the real Interests of
these I'nlted Hlate of North America,
In regard to the Japanese or the color
problem, our people should tak a lesson
from the southern continent, Australia,
whose confines la larger than the United
Slate of North America, whoae northern
bounds He almost touch that of Japan,
and whose population only exceed 4,
M0,0r0, yet whoe slogan la "Whit Aus
tralia" and it goes, not a colored man
from any country tan land In Austral ,
except under bond to get out again within
a certain time. Now, If Japan I so sensi
tive to queatlon of this kind, why doe
It not begin fxpnnslon on it own borders,
snd Into climatic conditions that favor It
people, the whole of northern Auatralla
which border on Japan I an undeveloped
country, but regardles of that th Au.
trallana will leave It ao before Ihey will
permit ihe Oriental or Indian to In
cubate their culture on that soil, Auc
trallan who know best know that aa
oon a th country U overrun with these
people that progres and clvlliaaUon
stop, and that th ambition of the
whit rac I so handicapped that nothing
tan be done except to lumber away In
Ignorance.
Step hould be taken Immediately to
see whether our educational ytem la
comprehensive enough to assimilate the
element that I surging Into this country.
1 do not think It Is. Different national
ities aegregate and are left to their own
resource and original culture too much.
Clreat Industrial establishment ahould be
forced to employ only a certain per cent
of unnaturalized, foreign element, and not
any longer than necessary for the em
ploye to gain hi papers. The tenets of
our culture should be brought to their
attention, If It Is not on careful considera
tion worth while, then the person ahould
be deported. "Advance the United Ptatea"
should be the motto of every inhabitant,
the Golden Rule for every one, save the
one thing that we cannot permit, the
down-trodden hordes of Imperialism of
any nation to awann upon us In numbers
sufficient to sink the ahjp.
Our schools are the bulwark of the na
tion. Ix-t u see that our national prin
ciple are paramount and that true Amer
icans are employed to propagate thla cul
ture, and for peace, but all the while let
ua have a strict military training for our
growlntr youth, which will fit them to
defend those principles ai well aa Incul
cate in them orderly discipline which
means much In any of the occupations of
life, out pf jn.ntia applications for military
dutj, we are Informed by the press onlv
I. Art were found uuallfled for admission.
This statement of conditions alone ahnuld
lie sufficient to muse the graateat alarm
I repaiedn. ss Is tbe new word tbat ahould
go home to all, It shni.hl heo'imn the na
Moral watchword. It ia the or. that ex.
.es.-e I e key to our Continued grentneM
(it'll now in he turning point of li e nation
whether it t to become the vakl of lm-p-'rUIImit
of r.un.pa or tn beenme what
It iiuaht to he th star uf Imp for the
world. C, till AH. p
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smiling remarks.
Aartmenta to let. And are you to be
let wllh them, my dear?
Janitor Daughter No, I'm not. I'm
to be let alone. Boston Transcript.
"How" the baby." Inquired the neigh
bor of the new father.
like to talk to you. sir, about some
reforms we are contemplat
llotnn, air. My wife I cleaning
nouae juat now, and there are too many
sweeping reform for me going on at
home." Baltimore American.
"There la' nothing like th weather as
a tople trC conversation."
"That remark," obarved flenator Sor
ghum, "leads me to Infer that you have
never concerned yourself much about the
tariff." Washington War.
Jimml Willis Whst are you going to
be when you grow up?
Tommy Ulllls An American bandit in
Mexico.
"Hut ain't that dangerous?"
"New. Neither aide can shoot you for
fear of causing International complica
tion." Life,
The grocer had Just given little Kthel a
banana which waa accepted silently.
"Well, what do you aay to the nice
man?" prompted the fond mother.
"I tliay skin It."
"Fine." aald the proud parent.
tin m h.ll..hnU Ill, n",',1IA,t til
friend.
"Yea," said tho parent, with a sign.
"We have the ga going most of the night
now." New York Time.
THE SODA WATER SHOP.
Philander Johnson in Washington Star.
Now temperance la a thing to which most
people will assent.
The man who drinks hard liquor takes
uncertain nourishment,
So when 1 go to town upon a sunny
afternoon
There Isn't much temptation In the sight
of a saloon.
I simply say glddep or put more gaso
line In play
And tell the demon rum to get away
behind and ty.
But Just beyond there I a place where
I'm compelled to stop.
r'.. tlMnh. 1 1 1 ...... . . . . U . a. , -
H3 IIIUI, "l IW lllll"! IIIO WUI
water shop.
There Is music In the murmur nd the
allele of the glaaa
That the neat young man la loading with
curiw,nic nclH ua
pear w.mwis,
A,V FANCE WALK- IN ABOUT
8.30 EVERY EVENIr AN THEN
SAVS 1TB TOO Lffre TO tTDA
SHOW -IS THAYFAIR?
c5aJ3h
posrrve wo -m Himyow
AW? WILUNtr yt MiW TH?
ffS( AC ANtt X B&T H61X BE
OH TIME AFTER THAT!
And aa the colore lightly gteajn In Iri
descent shower,
You think you're swallowing rainbow
mixed with honey from th flower.
And Olady, Kate, Monetise and Maud
and all the other namee
That go with pretty girls and title
too of statelier dames
Are buzzed In conversation till your drtnle
you idly drop
While you look around and listen In the
soda water shop.
Korgotton ate the warning 'gainst th
beverage too oold
And the various Ills dyspeptlo that the
hnverago may hold.
In a whirl of dissipation that no rtaann
can restrain
Patlonce-llas leap year worked any
havoc among the hachelor In your town?
Patrice I should lay It has! Why, It's
got a lot of them frightened to death.
Vonker Hlateaman.
"Well, my dear, how did you enjoy Mr.
Fuhduh'a luncheon?"
"it wa fine. Hhe served olive tn u,ch
a unlqu manner."
"How was that?"
"In what aha called coeklalle The
sauce waa dellclou." Loultvlll Courier
Journal. Mr, Fllrtelgh (looking for quarters!
You absorb tho reeklea potion and re
turn ana qtinrr again.
It need no toast convivial to promote
the gay retrain
Which all politely corresponds to "flat
'em up again."
Irresistible temptation seem to splutter
and to pop
Mongst the subtle fssclnstlons of the
aMla water shop, '
England. Germany and
France Agree
on one thing, if on no other. They all prohibit
the sale of alum baking powders.
w
There must be a good reason for this.
It is because alum was found to be un
heal thful.
Royal Baking Powder is made of cream
of tartar, derived from grapes, a natural
food product, and contains no alum nor
other questionable ingredients.
ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO.
New York
assays jl. asxvaa a ms,
Ik Colorado
For those who are limited to two weeks'
vacation, Colorado is recommended above all
other resorts because there can be more seen
within the limits of such a vacation and at
less expense than in any other section oi
America.
From Denver there are; scores of side trips into the
mountains that are made by railroad, automobile, trol
ley or on horseback. Trips range in length from an
hour to several days at charges accordingly.
There are probably more outdoor sports that may be
indulged in in Colorado than afforded by any other
state within such easy reach from Omaha. It is not
too early to begin your summer vacation plana now.
Union Pacific
begins to serve you from the time your first plans are
thought of. It will outhna an ideal summer vacation
tour to include the leading tourist attractions in Colo
rado - ail this Information, together with round trip
fares, side trip rates.approsimate cost for hotel accom
modation, rtc are included in a handsomely
illustrated M-pge booklet, 'Culofthfa for th
h'urtii," wha.h will b furnished fie upon ap
plication to
L, IIKINDORFK, C V, fc T. A.
1 J34 Farnam Jit., Omaha, Net".
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"Don't you find that a baby brighten
Plan Your
Trip Now
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