tut: bkk: omaha. niunsnAY, april 20. 191 6. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD UOSEWATEU. VICTOR) R08EWATKR, EDITOR. The) Hc Publishing Company, Proprietor. BEM HI'lU'IN'l, FAhNAM A Mi 8KVKNTBKNTH. Entered tt Cmaha poiilofflce a eecnnd-rlasa matter. TKIIM8 Off BUBSCRirTION. Hy carrier By mall per month. per year. Dally ami Hunday tiflc fao Iily without fcunday 4 no Kvenlng and Hunday ,.fc. .... e.Of) Evening without Hundey 2,e,, 4 (X) Kvenlrig without Hurmay ,,,,, 4. or) Punday H only ,....3ie I.nq I ally and tiunlay Hae, three year In advance. 110.00 Hcnd notice of change of eddra or Irregularity In delivery to Omaha lice, fin 11 Intlon Department. TIBMITTANfm flemlt by draft, eipreas or pnetal order. Only two. rent atampa received In payment of email accounta. f'ersftna.1 ha ka, eicepl nn Omaha, and eastern ei rfienge, wot accepted, OKKK'MJ. Omhe-Th Be Ilulldlrig. fcmith Omwha 2511 N street Council Wuffa-14 North Main trt Lincoln-!! IJttla Hulldlng. f'hlrago alt j'eoplea la Building. New York- KiKim IM, 2to fifth avenue. H, IOUla 08 Nw liank of Ciimmrf, Waehlrigton72f Fourteenth street, N. W. 'OIlrtKl'N'lKNCJ. Address eommunf' atlone relating to new end edi torial mattar to Omaha M'-e, Kdltorlal department. MARCH riKCOATIOIV, 56,628 Daily Sunday 50,628 I'wlght Williams, circulation manager of Tha fie Publishing mmpany, being duly aworn, say that tha average lirulaiiuri for tha month of March, 19l, wa ially an.) WH'H Monday DVUi.HT WM.I.IAMM. Circulation Manager, Pubeeririad in my pra-ina and aworn to before ma thia it day of April, MM. JlOWfcUT HUNTER, Notary rubllo. tuberriberi leaving the city tporarUy should have lb lie mailed to litem. Ad dree will bo changed aa often a requeeted- AH over except the shouting. Bay what you will that Ford li solne run ner! "Strict accountability" tin reached tha part Ing of the way. Don't you feel more In sympathy wit h I he abort ballot movement now? April ahowrra bring spring flowers and also prepare the way for summer crops, It'a a mighty poor primary that doesn't have something to comfort all aides la the flfht. Tbe blanket ballot abow tncreaaed talent aa a promoter of confusion, both before and after taking. ' Owing to circumstances beyond control 1'anrho Villa muat defer the pleasure of read ing hi a own obltuarlea, I'osalbly an Indictment could be framed by competent legal talent which might bold Henry Ford for exec-naive speeding. Our nelghbora In Florence evidently prefer tn let ua In Omaha finance the municipal light log plant ouraelve. if we are to have one. Wondor If there la any of her enlightened country in the world that work ita election of ficcra in ahlfta of twenty-four boura or more. Whoever la to be the next governor of , hraftka, the pull for a new t'nlon depot for Omaha will have to be kept up till it la pulled aero. The more "reform metboda" are Injected Into tha election law the greater la the an noyance and difficulty of exerclalng the right of cltlzenahlp, "Reform'' covera a multitude of political abemea. Had Henry Ford employed a tithe of the tr.oney utscd In the peace mlimlon In cami'ulgn ing for the presidency, there la no telling how many "favorite anna" would have been torpe doed without warning. ' Conalderlng the magnificent fighting qual Itlca dlaplayed In the democratic wigwam, It la amai-lng how any member of the Hrrapping bat talion can keep a atralght face while preaching peace. Every city on tbe Mianourl rlver from Kan ta City to Kloux City in entitled to equal treatment from tbe rallroada. If they do not get It peacefully, the means to compel it are within reach, Tbe Ohio division of the fltandard Oil com pany announce a May day party for atock l.oldera. at which a atock dividend of 109 per cent will he dlatrlbuted. The oil coat of the Joy-ride causea no worry in that quattcr, Aa a reminder to rwkleaa drivera, let ua em I'huaUe otn e more the law which require autoa to come to a full atop where at reel car are tak ing on or unloading paeaencera, and not to pro nd until (he tar atarta, Hetter obatrvame of thia r 11 1 wilt tae a lt of i t'ileiit. Thirty Years Ago Thia Day in Omaha ' ' Comyil frw a rtlaa," Tha Ji'i ttmrt an : n t lft t'M)i ! IMIt iir ! t I . .( t .i het n .1. , ..tl,.i tt t Oioii I ... h.Imim t'irii ; .t ti sip arti ia ' ' tik.- rK.( i..i( (). , .1.1, .tot M (ii(i.u,ri . k ,? imnkr I I -H t !' sf Mr Imt n Sa .t iM -ni. ! .-n !' ii,H,ur ki in ' i f I i if a i . ) ii it-, oi.w... '' a .. 1 ..!-. i,, p,iv,,,. l4t VV i U,.l ,f K 'i ,Hi,i .Ilijt.H t'f U r M.u.jj il . '1 fr t!,,',M;i;,i, .! .t't..l . (ki,. I t-,m , (, tM ' th ti.ik t: , n,' ,, i , ,m e ''" ' "t It ..., In i.iu- '''' I. A t tii It .. .(i,,4j h ' " M' ;! I,,, ,,(.,., I I.-- - . 1 I . 1 I m i ua ana a t I i. v I.. The Ultimatum to Germany. In any crlais Involving the honor of the na tion, the patriotic citizenship of tbe country may be depended upon to support the chief executive in an assertion of our righta. This haa been true In every past emergency and It la truo today with reference to the ultimatum served by President Wilson upon the German government. He ' baa decided that we must sever our diplomatic relation unlesi a way la found to mako effective the assurances, repeat edly given and as often violated, of a purpose to respect the commerce of neutrals on the high teas, and he haa taken an exceptional and dra matic way of announcing bis action in person to congress In order to fortify his position, al though we doubt If that was necessary. Tbe president emphasizes the fact that from the outset of the controversy "the government of the United Htates baa been very patient." He might havo added that this very patience had produced much impatience among our people, many of whom are convinced that the sever ance of diplomatic relations would bave ben Justified long ago. Further patience would appear to be a weakness rather than a virtue. It Is still possible, of course, tbat the Ger man government may realize the seriousness of the situation and seek to avoid the threatened break by a real compliance with our demands. Withdrawal of our ambassador, it must be re membered, does not mean war, but It will mean the strained relationship of undisguised un friendliness, With the issue thus sharply drawn, the president has no alternative but to follow words with deeds unless a satisfactory response is received. The Nebraika Presidential Primary, The returns of our Nebraska state-wide pri mary election are still too fragmentary to per rnlt of comment except upon the decisive presi dential preference vote scored by Henry Ford. Tbat tho automobile peace advocate should lead all the rest in the mentloned-for-presldent clasa on the republican side la wholly unexpected, even by those who figured on him polling a substantial vote. While the vote for Ford regis ters the latent opposition to "preparedness," It in unquestionably supplemented by certain ele ments of discontent with tho administration's foreign policy, and a I no by a labor sentiment attracted through tbe Ford generosity to his employes. More remarkable and more notable, though, than tbe Ford vote Is the wrltten-ln presidential vote for Charles K. Hughes. .This puts him third In the Hat despite the fact that the name did not appear on tbe printed ballot, and he would undoubtedly be second if credited wltb all the ballots marked for him, but thrown out be cause of defects In writing, or Ignored by elec tion officers in disregard of the law requiring them to be counted. The primary furnishes conclusive evidence that Charles K. Hughes Is the real choice of Nebraska republicans for piesldent and cinches by U the election of con ventlon delegates who have likewise announced Hughes to be their personal preference. Again the Bate Ball Season. This afternoon, the Western League of Pro fessional Rase Rail clubs, the second oldest or ganization of tbe kind in the country, opens it seventeenth annual playing season. Wars may route and go, primary elections may en gulf us In their swirl of heated politics, and church and state may rock with tbe excitement of passing events, but tbe public will bang over the ticker or crowd around tbe scoreboard to note the progress of the game, and keep track of tbe fortunes of the favored. The home team is always a point on which to center popular In terest, and aa its chances brighten or bum low, tho popular heart throbs with joy or beats wltb flsappolntment. Omaha, a base ball eminence, will take more than usual notice of the team this season, for "Pa" Rourke has made an extra effort to give us creditable, representation on the diamond, and we all wish blm good luck t nd a pennant. Lesions of an Election. The primary election, Just over all but the counting, holds some valuable lesson, and If Nehraxkans are as wise as they pretend to be. the experience will lend to some reforms. This haa nothing to do with the method of making up the ballot, the proceaa of putting names on or .taking them off, or anything of that sort, l-ntll Nebraska Is ready to adopt the short bal lot form of election, coupled with the vote at home, preaent methods are quite as simple as can be devised.' When It conies to counting the vote and making up the returns, the physical difficulties In the way make the task moat for midable. An citslly applied, and oft-suggested, remedy Is a provlalon In the law for counting as the vote is cast. The ballot boxes should be opened at intervals during the time the polln are open, and a count of the ballots then de tected made. One other remedy poanlble la a double set of election offlcera, one to reeebe and the other to count the ballots. The actual work devolving on election boards, etipei'lally In the city of Omaha, haa I ecu Iremcmloualy tncreaaed of recent years ty various reforms, introduced to aafegtitmt i lection. It the present methods are to be re tained, they must be supplemented by some further provlaion tor lightening the actual Phrlfl tffort that I required of the Judge and rlnrki under pm ailing practice. It I un fair to require tha tel of riuluianre now un ileranna la tho pro of ret rh intt and counting tha ballota. Nrt -aaaa b ng Wn nir. aa the li tat l at) lt. ( lit the mailer f makitia lection taturna. This la hfu we hae tl.mg t. antiquated method of rounttng, whita itiiMng tha ni"t uui.l. fii fi aturea tt rli'i li.u, tn t'ther rrd. It ttuit to fee :M .i tK'tUa ai'ix pr by hi l the counting tan I facilitated, and tM Will ! a f"f It lai-tiiitleg italtiire, titaitt market kitt 4!ftr from ti'HH only in ft-rut, Tha foroier ng up the "tkrt to trim U rir , lalca "uH 1 iu h nofiihaUiK iifiif trenail h 't lit ailing neon '( piht-t Otvt . I'MUii', tee "Vr. fciag" of h-i a.. h. fcia b ! ii(n t!t IM H' !, -t h tt tin i ! t Ht. ami r iit !! h l.mt lint hi', lint, nAJ rr he ' ' r i - ocr h'- h r alt r a. ir.:.n uy itMtit hike wi'h tiii t. titu What it Costs to Live In the White House Ooaald MaoOragor la American Kagaalne, WOODKOW WJI,KON la the aecond president to receive a aalitry of a year! Ilia axpenae have been leaa than those of Mr, Tatt, tha flrat AlthouKh Mr. Wilson haa hean forced to deal with many more vital domeatlc and International problem than any other prealdi-nt In recent years, he find time to look after his personal buslnaaa avffaJra. )! re eelvea each month a t'nited Htatea trcaaury warrant for W,M and makea friuiuent vlalts, almoat alwaya afoot, to a hank a few blocka from the White Houaa. In tha early day of tha United BtAtae the preal deney waa no placa for a man without Independent means, Tha office coat tha occupant more than h got out of It, and at lat one prealdant, Andrew Jack aon, after spending 110,(100 of hie own money, ended hi term without having enouah to pay tile travallng pnac back home, At flrat the suiary waa IH.Wrt a year, rraardud then aa very llherai. But a tha coun try grew In lrrllory and Importance the aipxnaea of tha prudent lnwcrd; dlatlnaulnhad vlatlora from foreign natlona had to he t ntertalned, reception and State dinner became frequent and other axpenaea de veloped, Tha time came when a president had to pay out more money than he received. fonsreaa, In l73, after a Ions, bitter flcht, tncreaaed tha aiilnry lo t.W.OUQ, Koon aflarward congreaa pasaed a hill redii'ing the pay to M.O00 aaaln, hut Prraldent Orant vetoed tho rmaaure, Jn those daya eonfreaa provided no allnc In the payment of White Houaa hilt. Hut there lame a grailiial awakanlna to the financial hiirdena of tha prealdancy, md appropelatlon came llttla hy llitle, until now approilmately I'lo.ooo la allowed annually to defray certain expenditure In addition to S,,im a year for traveling pne. Eivan wllh Ihl help a prcaldnnt cannot eape paylna' about a year from hi salary for provlaion for the White Hon table, entartalnlna, clothlna and contrl butlona to charltahlo and other organlzatlona. This ieavea him 7fi,of a yer which be may poaalhly aet aside for future need. The hla&est item pteldnt muat meet from hie own pocket la tha coat of provlaion for the While Houaa tiiblna. There rarely ar fewer than thirty persona at every meal, Including the prealdent and hie family, guest, and a lff of lervant averaging from twenty to twenty-two. Hill for groceries, meat, milk and other provision, ordered hy the houaeUeeper, under the general auper vlalon of tha mltro of the White llouan, fuetLitit considerably. In umtner, during tha brief time the president and bla family are at tha eghor or In the mountain, lhea hill at tha White Houaa can h kept down lo about ll.ooo a month, or even le. Hut when tha president I In Waahlnglon and dnrlna tha winter social season they run from two lo four times that amount, This Increase In winter ta due to tha extenalve en terlaltilna eypected of thn prealdent and til wlfa. Htata reception and dinner, of which there ar al waya elKht or nln In a aeaaon, coat upward of II, WO each, The prealdent and Mra, Wllaon thia year In cluded In their aocla) program four larga recepllona and five lale dinners. In addition there were many smaller, lens formal affair. In addition to thia a praaldent'a personal enpenae are very heavy. Half a dozen aull of clolhea a year and other fumlahlnx needed by a man ara unit auf flclent for a prealdent, but the aowna for the "Flrat I,ady of tha lmV and the White House rteushtera ar no mere Incident, These ladlee are called upon to attend four or ftva functlona every week during tli season In Washington, and thay muat have ready no leaa ihnn a score of becoming evening gowna as well aa an extensive atork for afternoon waar. fontrllnitlona to charity rang from Inexpensive handkerchief and autographed picture of th Whit Houee, for aale at haxara, to auhataotlal check, Aa th government provldea no refuge, from tha hot weather of Washington, a president muat. furnish him self and hla family with a ummer reatdenca, the rent to com from hla own pocket. And there Is tho coal of keeping up two establlshmenta. necaus a president, la ao buay wllh affalra of slat, the work of looking after hilt generally la left to om other member of the houarhold, hi wife, a, daughter or hla personal alenographer. Th president, then, merely slgna tha checks, prepared for him with the Mils attached. Of course, the president ha absolute upervlalon ever the money appropriated by congress to meet cer tain White House hill, Th sundry crvll aet for the fiscal year ending June 30, )!l(J, provided VtS.ono "for ordinary care, repair and refurnishing of the executive mansion, and for the purchase, maintenance and driv ing of hnrsea and vehicle for ordinary purpoaea, to b expended by contract or otherwise." Thia cover th wngea of the servants, which range from IW to ITS a month, the pay of the chauffeura and the upkeep of five White Houaa automobllea. In tha Hin ant there la provided $!l,oM) for the car and maintenance of the While Houaa greenhouac, K000 fur fuel for the While House and tha green houses, and a aum not to exceed ts.tiflO for lighting the While House, thn surrounding groune and green houses. An extra Item of $3,ooo alao la carried for re pnlrs to lb greenhouses, Another appropriation ta lai.ono for tha traveling expense of tha president, to be "expended In hi dl eretlon and accounted for nn hla certificate aolely." What remain at the end of the year of thl fund, aa well a of the other approprlntiona, alay In the treasury. When tha president travels h Invariably occupies a. private enr, uaiiaUy attached to a regular train and requiring the payment of twenty-flv full fares. The government own no private car for the prealdent one la rented by th day. Twice Told Tales lima Is ranked first among states In the proportion of aulomnhlle In piiilat!iiu. licpnri for 19U ahow steady speeding up In nuinlicra. Htie licenses have len used for slightly mure than l.om iiiaclilni, and aptdleatlnne ara umiing In with a rush. In order to esiape a penally Imposed alter May t. The Altruist amli-ty of MnnU'latr, N, J, undertone the. rifoim of a citilrn add'etivt to two, Tha man frit for It and proved hi slmnrlty I V walking past twa 'it u in. ia s.tim(ing at th strn A ) irs, lied he thli.J be turned tn hi i-haprrnne sn.l ithliiprii'd ' fm li l'iici itrservta a, drink,'' and ho Willi llislile, lrgl id.i.iiti..(i on the relaltoe of draw poker to ismMlna prepared tt tha eiillalilei. merit it a Nrw Vnik ruagUiiAie, draw a ilr Una tvia l'er rcfnii.n and wi-r fr pnrt. long si Ih play Is in in us th "kitty' li la atruily Inno-vat a" I i.,i a.isiti'inn I'm ih Wli a l-f Pa ullls aN-i l se n skes ini.i'iy dsnfsrnti -r ai-.lu, f a'a ff te ' h4) elt sumniee tins" an.itiufl up ' i r i- o i' ! i A Iminlaan el up ami litM.l ', lii ef I ' i'i)!n.-n. f.n f-o lii.-. lure ta Vmk last eaijutay .,t,al,l aim iiiihiii ut l(r p.'lilfy at a. urea e( i iPl... lb l-li.ls a r., lil ni a lot f.H'M tHam ' iMiwrlslaH lii l rii tma Intutuna. Hidv tb i iiJ wire tBtfigMrit ita k4 n y.r at ri'i. n ua t i) per lid Vi U'lae was -i. (. i iii , t i ea a h I n lh t..ia ef a t-;. e in, i - r i in.n ,..s lht., I i fi , iii t- ta iai,p .":ni 0,t i .Hi p. I S.l I . l tin.ifi ct y. tt !.. t!.j i, gi,( n ,:i,ia ft ii-i. in i hi .4 ht f. i , ,,a 1 1 ill li H r . r itstetfuin -t, I , IKs r.i...- p.,i.a i n. i t'i'.i. .. if a t ivmi Iu, St a a ! f ..'.i.t la V su H fi. . .! t vl Ik Nut . at,-llIB krlr : li "i t tm ttM',,". t f I -1 ) a., a a i' !. I m. ..! 14 imi (liKt i ta, in 1.. ,u.i a. ii . -t a ii i'ir 1 . ... a it lnl(,t tit I ll,, (f h fiat tint II i.t A:l t k'f i-. at ' l.l a i-l .'r tlai r Ma.ant t-s'a 1 ihwmi, -ai-n 111", Ih .U g(tj fru ) a ! a -i)t e, .. -Hill Moea of I'olaml. SOUTH P1DE, April 19.-TO th Editor of Tha Bee: The long, bloody and de vastating war In Europe I Indeed a great calamity, but since It could nut be averted the world hould concurrently 1 to It that the terrible bloodshed haa not been perpetrates In vain and the Indo- nrib,Me sufferings of the people have brought permanent relief. It la very Im portent, therefor, that when the war la terminated and the terrra of peace ere concluded, to arrange the map of Europe In uch a way that It will preclude neces sity and even possibility of another war like the one that tormtnta tha world today. But there will ba no permanent peace In Europe, however, aa long aa there ,are nation which dam It their privilege to opprea and dominate other nationalities, to persecute them and In terfar with th cour they wish to pursue. And before the war broke out there war several small natlonallllea In Europe that ware thu treated by their tronger neighbors. On of these unfor tunate onas w Poland, and It tiondl tlon certainly moat tragi of all, llealdil being deprived of freedom and Independence, Poland has been divided In thre part and all attompt were rna to exterminate the' race of tt peo ple. Hut fhey failed and tne love and loyalty of th Polish people to their fatherland ha never been more nrdent and sincere than It la today, whit tho crime they committed upon that nation wm ever-ready causa of quarrel end became one of the main factor that brought the present war. . It ), therefore, of prime Importance to all the world that thl question and other similar ara settled Intelligently and th only proper, Just, and Intelli gent solution I to restore their Inde pendence and let them build their own future. I-et me cite president Wilson's phrase: "America doe not ask anything for Itself, which It ha no fight to ask for other." It appllr to Poland with equal truth fulnesa and piasilflcatlon. TIIOMAK OIEKTOWSKI, Editorial Snapshots Huston Transcript: Among the "Immor tals" Incorporated by congress ar Wood row Wilson and Theodore RooaeveJt, but it la expected that th act will he sub milted to a referendum In November, t'hlcsgo Pnat: Well, anyhow, report Indicate that the consumption of con gressional "free" aecrla la not overtaking th upply. Wht effect th data of af fair will have 011 the vote crop rather tend to keep the congreaamen gueaalng. Philadelphia ledger; In tha opinion of two grave and learned t'nited Mate aen ators, It la "g patriotic duty" for Justice Hughes to put an and to all tha discus sion of hi availability a a prealdentlat candidate. The wish la father to th thought. Indlanapoll New: At the very tlm when golfer r polishing up their club, whn spring I urging them toward th links, when the graa I grenet-pr-ilscly at the "psychological moment," there come good nw for the man who Ply th gm. Oolf ball may b re duced In price. Unfortunately, It Is not to b aald that they will ba reduced in price. It depend upon "demand." and, of course, It depend on th wr. Hprlngfleld Kepubllcan: Dr. David Jayn Hill, former arnhaasador from the United Htatea to Germany, bellevee that "our government practically negligible quantity aa sn International Influence." Tlila should not b taken ao serlouely. Th doctor la evidently euffnrlng jfrom a touch of the kind of patriotism that eom pel th aufferer to belittle hla country with the ultimata hope of helping to aggrandla It. Ilalllmora American: The creation of an American Academy of Fifty Immor tuls, aa proposed In congress, to further the Intcreata of literature and the fine arts, aa tha bill declare, wilt doubtleaa raise a etorm of protest from tha women aa tha, namea proposed are exclusively mitacullne. Advanced feminism, espe cially when tt haa namea prominent In literature and the fine arta of Ita own to offer, cannot be expected to atand thia outrageous partiality with equanimity, Signs of Progress During th last year tha S'avajo In dian blanket Industry reached a total of ITM.tMO, f'enver haa a charter election hookat for May 9. Iteglatratlon of voters la m.Oo) below the recoid, w.th two registration days to come. Guthrie. Okl , open the spring hallaton season iit a story ef hailstones measur ing twelve Inches In circumference. Pretty good atarter. that In a court proceeding at Columbus, Kan,, th plaintiff suing for eommlsaloni on tha sale of bonne, testified that ?1 carload of heer wer mlj at Weir City, Cnerokee county, during the last five )' .md that h I entitled to a split ef I r.ilhly Itallana ef Weed. Cel., have formed a club for t'ta ptirrxiMi ef becom ing Aniei, an rltlian at the earliest hiiIi' moment The ctuh la a school of inairui'ilnn that will educate appli cants fur ealurallssiinn trier can pass the rnxessary atanueatlnn. A wo.nI splitting nia hliia ha beet tn- imle.l which aiiinniail. ally hand Ira ! feat long gn eiahtawe, Inch thh-k tt la run by a thra horaeimwer gUra math, sat rmtstsia mainly ef a bug kni'e ldi h work ittmiigh tha snuttl.-.i w.mhI a) Ih rat nf etity tmka g mln 1,1s I t of Saw Jersey, tig !!.! t. wil ta th big ait. a ti.alira Ills limit f" en hug an I ss' kiss f iit.ly laksn la a ttu i.t ant eea tear lit tail Tk tcsatmtnl a .n ! iasi aat 'r f ) t . Tf-a fi. Var-t ala mi l wlii a u la lit .kii..h al tlnts li's. 4 , it,,, ia ions h-a.la mm ef will U fi ,.i ,fti I" e tt-e at a'-!a f t mg g fiw i4 ) fsat in wi-ia Te. 'I ef I'll '. at tha I cm .. 11., i , ai tltknaiu, ini,t. I-; S 1 aa lull I t I... 1,.. 1,1,4 A I'M, w,.oi4a. M a I . lira sail t'-itv p e,tl4 ''r dtv a l.tai. at fn ta ft 1 at: i,.i ,1 t 1 .1 in vt ' 1 i ia a i 1 . , -a' 'f e-i't li,si tr Mi,i., is a ii a ii,w.. i 1 ,t m a 1 ' I pmbama .4 ,ea l;i eatn !' .a. ke. Is a .t lia tel II . I i 'iilwH '. I a M-t-enl if wvma luing CHEERY CHAFF. "My wife carrlea her fondncsa for that cat to excess." "How ao?" "Tha critter take a prominent part In eoncerte given In feline elrclea." "Well?" "And dinged If my wife ain't talking of having hla voice trained." Louisville Courier-Journal. "flee. There's the greet catch of the season,' "Indeed. And how many coupons do you got with him?" Judge. "It was all very well for Solomon to point to the ant for an example of In dustry, nut a better example, for a vlder would have been a chicken." 'wny a chicken?' "Becgus It alwaya rnmee up to th scratch, when It la a question of making a living," Baltimore American. pro- KA MR-KABICBLE, AN flAMCE HAS LOST HIS JC8- SH0ULD i MARRV WM AeWVvWtf YES -Atfb THEN YOU AAJb HF CAW SPEHD MKIR H0NEMOON HUMTlMf FPR (L. "What were those neighbors talking about?'' asked Noah a h passed in hi work on the ark, "(ill," replM Jsphet, "they were try. Ing to give me an argument agalnat pre paredne," Waahlngton Htar. "f suppose every woman take a mel ancholy Interest in reading thl 'Diary of a Neglected Wife.' " "And I presume every married woman think ah could write a mor harrowing on," Huston Transcript, "Why didn't you Interfere when th cook chased tha waiter with a cleaver and th waitress yolled murder?" "I thought It waa an ordinary cabaret feature. I couldn't understand what th waitress waa yelllr.g. T thought ah wag singing." New York Sun. "Do you think that all men ar frew and equal 7 "t know of on olace where they are. "Where Is that 7" "In a barber shoo. 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