Omaha
Sunday
Bee
TART THREE.
EDITORIAL
PAGES OXE TO EIGHT
PART THREE.
MAGAZINE
PAGES ONE TO EIGHT
UK
VOL. XLV-NO. 44.
OMAHA, SUNDAY MORNING, AlMilL 1H, 1 0 1 G.
SINGLE COPY FIVE CENTS.
Jig
-saw
of the
P
olitical Picture Gallery
Lucky that Candidates do Not have to Run for Office on Their Faces
Experience
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sk. 1 "'J '" ! ; JcctLXortnc senatorial 'loga. , I J - g
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f!f !"' J J F&H 'Headed For the Governorship
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ADIK3 'n' Kentlmen, itep right this
way! It's two dayn before the big
kIjow tarts. Tlenty of time to view
the wonders of The Boe'a great Po-
tk-al Picture Puzzl. Nothing like It
i lint your brain skill, to try tlio accuracy of
yriir eye, tho keennpRH of your brain. You may
i.ot be nblo to pk'k the winners, but you can pick
the candidate. Supply the mlsHlng 'doiiips,'
i hins, mouths, nouoH. eyes, ours! U costs you
nothing, not even a filing fee! A little harmless
fin and amusement! Step rlnht up!"
Hero are eighteen fragments of the frontis
pieces of political candidates, prominent In th
coming primaries.
They are not, ixt you may have thought at first,
entrants in a beauty content.
They are not an exhibit of lovely objects d' art,
r. re porcelains or old Ivories.
The Omaha Society of the Km a Art might,
and probably would, ref n to have these pictures
bung In Its gallery and the lovers of art might,
and probably mould, decline politely but firmly to
evpend any of their funds In purchasing any of
tl.e pictures,
Thee men are seeking office, duly that and
nothing more,
They bfllt-te In thpmwhis They believe (a
.ebrk ami tHtuglas county, l in y hcie In the
i.ifi,-. which they are aeoMug,
It I relalrd of t'tminnstu that biM a cruu
hd ariit In the hiMory of Itoiue, the senate do
iids that no one tmU w tb nation but I'm
nutaUi. II inuft lm nudo cunnd,
fiecina'.n nt aeekteg the i.ftice, tbonth it
it ''d oi.i M tairiril nil It It (real fjmn ani
: 0"i uiii ur otic or u' ki or whtti
I'ii-v roiled the ttui, frr annum
t im Inimut t t hl frtii an (h n
aie dipl lid . nee is lhuhr rniipl hint
I i i.'r'l t' office, The Bnnr f -ua ku
out lU.im h. fields an) at lirtt he tl(l it.
fni-. ,i (.r.oma loai il (e ihi4 eit tht e
11 ! ,t the pttp treat U l that aaaf
y h4 no aapiiatiot 14 ilt.e
When fee Merd, IwMof, that tte t aial, t H
ua M.im.tn. a S'f''id4 ki the Ai a4 U
i'r 1 1 t. f.uiaai'cw i!ti kie l;.. k
k'a.l k" h.tMta lrmi the K, 4me Ikem )
' the . It ft f.i mi ! HI ef tK !.!
it ee. tavat t t. t..'.e ! i t.il
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It ' , t etpr.t p it r t.
Jl l hr. tm 4.; a l it
umph, and, refusing furtber lnniorn, returned to
bis farm on tbo Tiber.
Iiifferences muy bo observed (If cIoho atudy Is
given) between the attitude of I'lnclnnutus toward
pi.bllo office and the attitude of present duy can
didates, Tbey are, perhapa, not nu'o so coy now
adays. They run be prevailed upon to accept of
fices with less trouble. Yes, indeed, consid'able
Ins.
Of coure, t'lui innatiis Utn about 450 yeara
Irfore t brUt, and the story about him Is more or
less legendary. There are those, Indued, who hold
that It Is finely legendary and a written as a
lire on the perennial willingness of men In serte
tl'etr country mid community In public affairs
Thru are (lie days ishen the candidate Is
rt ro4 in the Utnl and the sound nf hit oic not
tiled, m ittier Is tbe grap of his band weakened
Hi; iJoiCf wiih thou that do rejoice and wrrpa
ith th"e'ihst eip lie inulree about your
lHh and that i.f the wife ( iti Katie and
Itnt.bie He hit rn IwQ kniwa tit kiss the baby
In the ...i rf.i i Mi. iiutiM)t of his adutiraliiia for
ttur of I '"': lie Just t us cettilnoa (eiiie.
1 1 in- 'it i ". i l ti.'d Mt4t kae Ie4 the
Kaleidoscopic
Views of the Cam
paign Portraits in
the Windows Dis
close Suggestive
Forms for Phren
ological Study and
Artistic Analysis
rum ." Oh, im'e herd that tbnniid l,ines
In pnhtii'tt aprerhee. hate yti'i' Well U ilnht,
lhn t
These are the dsis. ehm elfii tf.e fr ft in
battle line, the lliiinder ( the f.rtnr h inn n
tietrer atliled, t andldales led fated and t'''fir
lag, are fllnimg abiml ibeii ttms, p.. ,n,tu. tn.
SdFcty first For Uic Treasury
tsbles it ml breaking the furniture. They urn lity
I ii k bare the faults that have so long I-,' pi us from
pi rli rtion ami contentment and hIiowIiih just bow
tbey will fix things up " h"" us Ihey are ileiiei).
I'liese are the days when fair Nebraska may
t.i II blush at the compliments paid Its fertile
f elds, Its contented people, Its rb h banks. Its rent
Industries, lor It Is a part of the orator's prUlleg't
that he can tiise a sort of reflected credit for ell
lliesti things
' And I i motives in seeking this office at the
Jrnlt of the people are that I may administer Its
t' i.ll h-s strutl, In sciirdsiiie with the law and as
i.iuf represrntatlt e If elected, I pledae lnrlf
t. work for oii intcresta and any time that tnit
int to ruins In and consul! with me s'lrr I am
cli(d. the I.I. h liii will ala)S tie out. I Will
be tsd i see ten and I i do entitling: I tse for
t I I h ns ni 4
' "H e b t eeke ut li e e letting "
II .vl reader, let in ft I fntget the great I'u-
Hero is the Day's Best Street-Corner Campaign Repartee : :
'if that Fellow Would Only Leave His Picture Off of His
Literature He'd Get More Votes" :::::::
"Yes. and if His Competitor Would Send Out His Picture and
Leave Off His Platform He'd Get More Votes" : : : :
l.tlctl Picture I'tiizlo. Wo know the speeches "by
heart," but the puzzle, ah, the puzzle's the thing.
Who cures now how old Ann Is or who struck. Hilly
Patterson or whut I he answer was to the ephlni'g
riddle.
Wo nnt to find out theiio possible-govprnoig,
perhapH-congtehsmen, maybe-Judges anl will-theyT-seuators
are.
l ust oiir eye, then, oter this face-scape, aa It
were, tula scene of more-or-less beauty, tola gallery
i f aspiration, these eighteen fragments of patriots.
patriots who freely and unselfishly offer Utielrl
services for ttte common good.
llow many of them can you Identify ttiat
portion of their physloanomy it,r (pcieJt
nsmes of som are concealed In the legend V
United In their respective pictures.
Httrely you know those whiskers up ther in
tre ti.irtnw.st corner, whisker, whbh tbla eandH
ildle wests nl.mil the fair city of Oman, delthar'
ttily. ' contraiy to the statutu In such rase made
rd proildcd and aaainst the pim and dignity if
tl.e state of .Vct'raska."
Some torn are gifted with both hair and srhtiW
its while others hatrn't een th aet solace
1 eir I'rou a tear. then. )llUr ee flit t the ptas
t. re nt t,i ih right tione. gone Is the bale thai
i.m Krw there in tb h abiin lan 'e fttill, hisdotit1
! rt. baKl.r lhati that of hi brother, I
Ity soii.e arrange frees ur titsptradnii ff (h
..h.i .11 .1. ... . . . . .. I
- un iii-i.uiMiB neaiis in ll (tttup g'S a.
nthle4 Ihete In the center,
r.ntr tont em - fui, They luk like a !e
ef tle idufr ot the rs.l ul ( n Missouri
filer, or Use foursnow cepjted peak Itt ha
e' that' IU r aeter mate the world any better.
At litofe.nr, It Is w ktttiwn fs.t that halt,!
headed men. ate t because the brain Inside th..
kll ke p uhd Ky the hair o the o'tt !
AM s.i It ge. There are half g d .-n whJ
look r-ili tuit from the peg, )! ween jf l
attlUn'e .at'tt, ahoelnn vnt d eye . Atj
ea these iit e igUcernd aa t ldni!fie t brj
' ee Whd kaie seen the fdi;t r th r pt J
lures,
t ry 'et put. Is I aa' gettlleetett,
"I thuk yoO