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Subscribers searing the) city temporarily
should have The Be mailed to Uen. Ad
dress will be chanced as often M reqneated.
The taint of the fee-grab not only sticks to
the (rafter, but also to everyone who sticks
to him.
Considering how he used to be called "Our
good friend, Villa," he eeetne to be rather dis
trustful of us now..
Congress refuses to reopen the Korth Pole
question. The stock of trouble on hand forbids
borrowing an endlesa frost.
A little more experience will enable the
Ulo Grande rumor factories to crowd their
European rivals Into the back pages.
If everyone who signed the petitions were
to vote for the candidate thus favored, what
lot of repeating we would have at the polls.
The addition of men's raiment to the ex
hibits clears the way for a genuine "week of
wonderful windows' with emphasis on "wonderful."
It Is idle to dispute the claim that the last
college class la the best class of graduates
turned out by the college. The members Invar
iably admit It.
Insurance men did not make as Urge s.
cleanup tn Nebraska last year ss the year be
fore, but a profit of 17,500,000 on all business
still constitutes a Juicy rakeoff on the Investment.
Canada's enthusiasm for the mother country
is shown tn finances as well as in men. A third
Dominion loan of 176,000,000 is on the market
pnd on terms that Insure the warmth of a
blanket mortgage for years to come.
The senator surely should have given his
junior yellow crltto time to receive bis letter
nd digest It, especially when be knows its regu
lar habit to be to give its readers merely yes
terday's news "cooked-over" from other papers.
The reputation of Psncho Villa for success
ful guerilla warfare rests wholly on native fears
ard friendliness. Now he Is up against pursuers
who not only mean business, but are versed in
the elusive parts of the hunted. Ills chance of
escape depends on his ability to outrun the
pursuers.
A working consistency in statements of
war facta remains as visionary as peace pros
pects. Petrograd and Berlin, London and Con
stantinople, Paris and Athens, are kilometers
part In their respective claims, leaving to
Rome and Amsterdam the agreeable task of
clvlng truth a picturesque sendoff.
There may be, and doubtless will be, ob
jections urged to the paving bond proposition,
but the omission to cinch the Job for the vlt
r'fled brick monopoly as against other makes
of brick that stand the same test Is not serious.
If the bonda fall It will not be because the peo
ple object to real competition in paving ma
tt rial.
Thirty Years Ago
This Day in Omaha
- Compiled freas Baa mieev.
Colonel Edwin P. Sniythe, one of tha boat known
lawyer on tb Douglas County Bar, died at hi resi
dence on Earnarn atraat. 11a had bean practicing hla
profession In Omaha since 1471, and ta aurvlved by
hla widow, a daughter of tha lata Jesse Lowe, and
una child, Edith A. Smyths.
Spring bata may ba seen at Fraderick'a baauliful
list atora tn Cretghton block.
II. A, Doud. chief clerk at tha Internal revaue af
flea, left for a trip to California, and other western
polcta.
A. C. Mclonlaa, who baa bean eouth during tha
winter, returned much Improved In health.
Tha commencement sxerolses of tha Omaha Mdl
al college featured an addreaa to tha graduate by
I- w. Mineral, rive bow doctor ware turned out
Alolaa V. Hint. William M. smith, Jame NorrUh.
Pamuel U. ranter and 11. O. Wleae.
Tha trial of the caae of the Omaha Poet Printing
company acalnat O. M. Hitchcock, waa commence 1
before Jud KavlU la the juatloe court. Tba plaln-
tura claim that Hitchcock owaa them ICS for publish
ing hi profeanlonai card from ltO to 1km. The de
fense iated. in opening the rasa, that they could
stow the Mil ii not Just.
John layer announce! that ha will open tha Ex.
position Ciaur and Novelty Store. Fifteenth and Capl-
loi avenue, April I.
George W. lloman, Thirteenth and Harney street a
want to retire from buainea and eel! hla 11 vary
xauie vi unity years standing.
Kenned for Senator.
With the expiration of the time for filings,
It Is now definitely settled thst we are to have
only two competitors for the republlcsn nomina
tion for United States senator In the impending
Nebraska primary. Next to the presidential
standard bearer, the senatorshlp Is by fsr the
most Important piece on the ticket to be filled
most Important In the high character and
wide Influence of the offlee and also most Im
portant In determining the ease or difficulty
with which republican success will be won In
the November election.
Gauged by any or all of the tests that may
be applied, the candidacy of John L. Kennedy
carries an appeal to republicans who want to
see this state agsln represented In the United
States senate by a republican which must be un
answerable. Mr. Kennedy has been identified
with the upbuilding of Nebraska since bis early
manhood. He has been successful In the practice
of his profession, In which be holds an enviable
rank. He has been a leader and not a laggard
In reform movements, and a help and not a
hindrance In all the public enterprises under
taken by the city or state. He has bd the con
gressional experience to fit him for the senator
ship and he has not only subscribed to the re
publican principles, but has been an active
party worker, doing his full share to make
these principles effective in our government.
His patriotism Is unflinching and his public
spirit never lacking.
It la pot enough for Nebraska republicans to
win back the senatorshlp. We must at the same
time give Nebraska a man for senator who will
measure up to the position, who will perform
the duties courageously, conscientiously and
creditably. By making Mr. Kennedy the party
nominee, we can offer the voters, as a whole, a
candidate who can command their confidence
and help Insure a republican victory.
Onr Army it Efficient
The march into Mexico, told of in detail In
the news columns. Is proof that our array, small
though It is, has the efficiency claimed for it.
Quickly prepared for emergency service. It
moves with a celerity that astonishes the Mexi
cans, mho never before aw a real army on the
march. The orderly precision and the disci
pline that makes possible the results sought is
not known in Mexico. One hundred and ten
miles of desert trail covered In twenty-two
hours of actual marching Is a record of which
any flying column may be proud. While not
so impressive as a spectacle as was the tidal
wave of armed men that flowed through Brus
sels, Pershing's army is a magnificent exhibi
tion of the possibilities of the American soldier.
Our army is little, but what there Is of it is of
the best. The lesson Is that volunteers, sprung
to arms between sunrise and sunset, are not
prepared to achieve what Is expected of trained
soldiers. No serviceable army can be impro
vised.
Building: cf Bird Honsei.
The Interest aroused by the Audubons in
birds, now manifest by the unusual excitement
over the building of bird houses, Is a convincing
proof that urban life has not entirely destroyed
the love of man for the lesser things In the
world. Dormant concern in birds is now well
stirred into activity, and with a little fostering
care it is likely to retain its present force, if not
actually to spread. Nebraska is the natural
habitat of a large variety of feathered wild
things, and Omaha Is annually visited by many
of them. In the parks are set up the house
keeping arrangements of these busy creatures.
whose gologs and comings are tremendously en
tertaining to any one who will take the time
to follow them, while even the careless can sot
fall to note the proceedings. Some of them,
the robin for example, delight In approach to
ruaa, and all may be made more neighborly It
given a chance and not unduly disturbed by the
trquisltlve. It ie possible to have birds of the
better class flitting about our shaded avenues,
carrying on their courtships and their concerts
on our lawns, to. the partial exclusion of the
bothersome eparrowa. If they be given a little
encouragement. The bird house campaign Is In
the right direction, and even the present be
ginning will bring returns.
Two Police Judges This Time.
There- seems to be some confusion among
Omaha voters due to uncertainty as to how
many police Judges are to be nominated and
elected this year. Heretofore, we have had but
me police court and have chosen but one police
Judge, but with the merging of South Omaha
and Dundee, the police court at South Omaha
s likewise annexed, and we will, thia year,
have two police judgeships to fill. According
to the law, as we read it. these places are pre
cisely alike, so far as the voters are concerned,
all the candidates being voted on throughout
the whole of Greater Omaha, the two highest
securing places on the respective party tick
ets, and the two highest again In November be
ing elected. In a word, each elector in Omaha
may vote for two police Judges, Instead of one)
this time.
Official reports show the number of sol
diers' widows In Great Britain to be 41.000 and
sailors' widows 80.000. The number in other
warring countries Is in like proportion to the
number of men engaged, doubtless running the
aggregate of war wldowg well up to the mil
lion, if not beyond. To thli number of stricken,
husbandless homes must be added the unknown
number of mothers bereft of eons In order to
grasp in outline the heartrending tragedies of
war Imposed on the Innocent.
If any city, outside of the big population
centers like New York and Chicago, ever drew
a new depot without first putting pressure on
the railroads, we do not know where it Is. Kan
sas City's long and finally successful fight is
historic, and Cleveland Is Just now in the throes
of a final struggle to pull across a Union Depot
there. Omaha will have to do more than watch
ful waiting.
A vision. If not an actual view, of coming
squadrons no doubt impressed upon Genera)
Herrera the value of loyalty. Uanana warriors
dislike precipitate funerals.
Awful Majesty of the Stars
oarrrtt ,1 BerTlea.
I IP NEJWCOMB estimate of tha position or mi
apex of tha sun motion, about four degree
from Vega, Is aubtntlally correct, tnen xnai
tar I. at tlie present moment, about fourteen
time far from ua as it la, perpendicularly, from
tha path of tha tun, ewtended In a straight line
through apar.
Supposing Vera either ta stand fast and wait foe
ua. or to move In our direction along a Una parallel
to tha track of tha aun. It would, at Ita point of
nearest approach, ba about fourteen times nearer
than It Is now. and. since the Intensity of light veriee
Inversely as the equar of the distance, Vega would
then be 11x14, or 1M, times a bright as It Is at pres
ent That would make It nearly forty tlmas as
bright as Blrius. tha moat brilliant star now visible
to us In the entire sky.
Its heat radiation and ita gravitational Influence
upon tha earth would ba increased In tha same
ratio. But neither of tha two last named effects
would bo noticeable, although It would ba possible
to measure with delicate instruments tha amount of
heat received from Vega, as, Indeed, It Is possible
even at Its present distance.
But tn fact tha motion of Vega, although It has a
largo component directed toward us, is, as a whole,
not parallel to the aun's path, so that It will never
approach as close ss the calculation above shows.
Evan If it did tha sun would not become It
satellite, notwithstanding the fact that Vsga Is prob
ably many times mora massive than the sun. But
vary careful observations might show how much the
sun waa swayed from its steady course by the grant
star's attraction. Every star In the universe exerts
some Influence upon every other star. Many are
united in close unlona aa doublets, triplets, quad
ruplets, ate, and many ethers form globular clusters.
but our sun as yet Is ons of tha virtually Independent
wanderers.
1 Even If Vega war at tba nearest point above
ealmilated It would still be about 11,000,000,000,000 miles
away, squal to 8. 000,000 times its own diameter (giving
tha latter Its highest probable value), so that 1U
angular diameter to the ey would ba only ens
thirtieth of a second of arc, or less than ons 60,000th
of the angular diameter of the moon. It would far
outshine every other atar, but yet it would be only
a atarry point of amaslng brilllanoa.
Ths fact that the moat swiftly moving stars
are the oldest is one of ths newest discoveries of as
tronomy. The reason for it I obscure, but perhaps the
roost probable explanation Is that the older stars
have been longer subject to the acceleration of grav
ity produced by the attraction of their compeers.
Investigations of the grandest character are now
under way concerning tha equilibrium of tha entire
universe under the play of Its myriad-handed Internal
forces. Most fascinating gllmpeea of stellar asso
ciations have already been obtained through these
studies.
There appear to be societies among the stats;
traveling companions are found In ths star deptba,
sometimes separated, aa seen from the earth, by tha
entire breadth of tha sky. but all along tha aama
way In space, as If linked by invisible chains, or
governed by some srknowledged principle of common
destiny. Slrtus hss its company, of which, by virtu
of Its brightness, it may be called a leader, and
ome of whose members are as far away, on a atar
chart as Ursa Major.
Algenlb, or Alpha Persel. Is, tn a similar sens,
the leader of another band of star Argonauts. Many
of the stars of ths constellation Taurus form another
association, whose members are notable for their
great relative site, a company of big fallows, thirty
nine In number.
"In the vioinltv of tha aim " UVI A XT A At-
ton, "we. have nothing to com Dare with this nonaction
of magnificent orbs." The smallest Is ten times as
LJ.Ll aw. . .
una m u tn sun ana ins largest a hundred times.
This cluster Is mo vine? awsv from ua nnw iri.t.
hundred thousand years ago It waa twice as near as
" at present; in es.wo.oio years It will be a glim
mering speck In distant' soaea. a Mt or itun
covering an area less than half that filled by the
inwn m dish.
The motions going en In tha
are stupendous beyond thought. Ths suns swing In
orbits ef Incalculable magnitude and form, and yet
all goes on orderly, systematically, unceasingly. And
In the midst of the mighty eddies drives ths earth,
iie a spec or oust dropped on the glittering ocean.
Twice Told Tales
' Store) Appropriate.
Sir George Alexander la drawing all London by
his remarkable acting In a delightful comedy at the
Bt. James theater.
As many people are aware, Kir George's origins!
name wsa Samson before he went en the stage, and
apropos of this fact a good story is told.
A well known theatrical manager waa enoe dis
cussing Sir Oeorgs with a friend.
"By the wsy. Alexander Isn't his right rrXms. is
Itr Inquired the friend.
"No," said th manager. "It used to ba Sam
eon. It was a pity to change the name of Ssmson
to Alexander."
"Oh, but Alexander conquered ths world, you
know." laughed tha other.
"Tea." answered the manager: "but Samson is a
more eppmprlat theatrical man. Have you forgotten
that Samson was the first man who brought dows
the house?" Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegrsph. '
Where, Indeed t
"Children," said the 8unday school superintendent
"this picture Illustrates today's lesson: Lot was
warned to take hla wife and daughters and flee ou1
of Sodom. Here are Lot and hts daughters, with his
wife Just behind them: snd there is Sodom In the
background. Now, has any girt or boy a question be
fore we take up the study of the lesson? WstI, Susie T"
"Pleathe, thlr." lisped th latest graduate from ths
Infant class, "where Ith the fleT-Harpr'e
Monthly. rwrei
Werth Lew rml r.
Mies Gladys waa rather a flippant young lady
and Just so was her friend. Of late meetings betwee.i
th two had been few and far between.
Oladya' friend oould not fathom tha reason why
and In order to satisfy her curiosity she called one
afternoon.
"No. mum. Miss Oladys Is not In.- tha maid In
formed her. "She's gone to tha class."
"Why. what elaser Inquired th caller. In aur.
prise.
"Well, mum. you know Miss Gladys Is getting
married aoon. So she's taking few lessons la domes,
tlo silence I" New Tork Time.
People and Events
Americans ar the greatest meat eaters, the per
capita consumption being 171 pounds a year In this
country. Ill In England. Ill tn Germany, SO in France
and Holland, C4 In Austria-Hungary. SO In Russia
and In Spsln 49.
A bunch of easy marks tn San Francisco almost
fell over each other In their eagerness te get In en
the ground floor of a Transcontinental Auto Tour
company, capitalised at Us.OOO.OOlX After putting up
the first Installment, a search of the chief promoter
revealed a large Imagination, copioua vocabulary and
SS eents.
The removal of tar from gas by electricity Is tha
subject of a patsnt recently granted t an inventor
of Detroit. The operation consists essentially of
passing the gas through sn electrical field of alter
natlng polarity between receiving and discharging
electrodes. It la asserted that the particles of tarry
substances In the gas then coalesce and are deposited
oa ths receiving; electrode.
L
t'nloa Depot Possibilities.
OMAHA. Msreh !4.-To ths Editor ef
The Bee: I have noted In your morning
issue that I. C. Patterson hss sdfled Ma
vote for a new union Cepnt, snd In this
respect he voices the w?ntlment of all
our boosters. He slso records with ac
curacy a few of the Indignities Imposed
on travelers who have to await outside
the city limits until trclns can bs shifted
at depots to receive them.
In regard to tha actual dimensions of
this new building proposed by him and
Its general arrangements possibly the
Idea is worth consideration.
While he states It ought to bs 300 feet
square and twelve stones high, with Six
teenth street running through It and with
an Inside court too feet square, he la not
elear as to tha location of this structure
In relation to Jackson street. If It Is In
tended that this building straddle the
Sixteenth street viaduct somewhere In
the middle. It would be a mistake to do
so, for the reason that the smoke and
noise from the constant moving of en
gines snd trains, ths confusion snd un
sanitary features ef this situation would
be most uncomfortable Indeed.
If. however, the structure faced oa
Jackson street the difficulties would ba
tssssned, for the reason that all the
trafflo would be on one side.
Aa te converting the building Into a
dual office building an1 railway station.
It would be a mletske. snd ss a matter
of faot it should cater to railway business
only.
Ths Sixteenth street viaduct should be
come a part of the architectural dealgn
of tha station, the east end of this sta
tion on Jackson street would then be
come the eommencemtnt of the Union
Paclfto freight station, all of which could
be finished In keeping with the general
scheme. The depot ss a whole would
then extend from Sixteenth street to
Eighth street, all facing Jackson street,
with a viaduct from Tenth to Sixteenth
street about Pierce street all the old
South Omaha district could be discharged
onto tha Sixteenth street thoroughfare,
greatly to the benefit of all concerned.
Thus all viaducts and grads crossings
would be abolished in the district.
C. SHARP.
Omaha Machine Works.
As ttt the Primary Lave.
OMAHA. SOUTH SIDE, March K To
the Editor of The Bee: We deem it of
Importance in the dlsovaslon of a subject
to know what a subject means and not
Jump at conclusions. Msny make asser
tions In discussions without thought and
when analysed find they have plunged
Into water beyond their depth.
We are told by authorities primary as
an adjective means "first tn order of
time or development: preparatory to
something higher." As a noun, "that
which stands highest In rank or impor
tance. A law Is that which Is laid, set
or fixed like statute; constitution, and Is
defined, "a rule of arder or eonduct es
tablished by authority." Borne are pleased
to ssy that law Is a rule of action. We
think thle Is error aid gets one Into
(rouble, because of th makeup of dif
ferent Individuals, thsy measuring every
thing from their Individual viewpoint.
We have In Nebraska a primary law by
which elections of flint Instance are gov
erned, but with what Just measure can
only be determined by a strict observance.
At slmost every session of the legislature
since this system was r sorted to amend
ments and alterations have been made so
that the present law has become prolix,
complex and expensive, and does not
seem to eradicate matters sought. With
the multiplicity of csndldates now be
fore the people to choose from, some
undesirable candidates will undoubtedly
be nominated, and if they are not sup
ported at ths November election the non
supporters will have all the Invectives
hurled at them that th vocabulary con
tains, but ths taxpaysr have to foot the
bill for the printing nnd the cost of the
primary. By the old convention system
this cost would be saved, and perhaps as
clean a set of candidates nominated.
In tbs framing of the law the legisla
tors seem to have tried to see how prolix
snd oomplsx It could be mads so that
the voter might give It his Individual In
terpretation, and befogging and mislead
ing In Its entirety.
This system makes laborious and un
necessary work for an election board,
often carrying them hour beyond th
time In which they are expected to per
form the work.
If the people continue to send men with
such farcical Ideas to ths legislature to
make our laws, confusion, discontent snd
costly will be the resuit. CLINKER.
Editorial Snapshots
Washington Post: Just What the Eu
ropean rountriea will do after the war
falls to Interest them nearly so much
as the more pressing question of getting
through.
St. Louis Globe-Democrat: It requires
no world statesman to perceive that
Alaska would be as hard to defend as
th Phlllpplnnea. yet there Is no blue
funk about Alaska and a desire to throw
It at somebody's head.
Pittsburgh Dispatch: It Is unfortunate
that the troops that pursued Villa had no
cable to cut, doubly so. Judging by the
disappointment In official circles when
they obeyed previous instructions and re
turned across the border.
Pittsburgh Dispatch: A boiled shirt
with a stud in It and enough money be
hind It can get a college degree, accord
ing to Scott Neartng. Soma of theae
days ths professor is going to fore folk
to feel charitably toward tb unlverlty
trustees.
New Tork World: Aa Omaha man
raise the point that Mr. Bryan is not a
democrat and protests against th ap
pearance of Mr. Bryan's name on the
demooratlo primary ballot. Mr. Bryan
never was a democrat. He was and Is a
populist, but It Is rather late to get ex
cited about It.
New Tork World: To college men with
a taste for a military career, enlistment
and service In ths ranks should be only
an easy stop toward promotion. West
Point does not supply enough officer for
th army as It is today. If it Is to be
Increased In else, according to the plans
pending tn congress, there will be room
for maay more. No more promising ma
terial exists than young men of educa
tion, who are attracted to th army by
a sens of duty or by love of a life
that carries with It so many honors and
opportunities.
New Tork Journal of Commerce: In this
time of war and tumult abroad and of th
disturbance of commerce the world over,
th United States Is embarrassed by a
superabundance ef gold. This Is dus to
ths enforced paymsnt In part for the
excess of our exports over imports In
our own coin or that of other nations or
In gold bullion. This tends to accumulate
In the public treasury as the basis of cur
rent money In tba more convenient form
of paper certificates. There Is little as
tual circulation of gold coin In this
eountry and nobody cares te hoard It in
large quantity er te stow away uncoined
bullion.
LUTES TO A LAUGH.
She-Pa pa ssld yeu had more money
than brains.
Kesgie Hal That's one on your fsthea
J m broke.
She Yes; papa added that you were.
Eoston Transcript.
"Naval officers are likely to get pro
moted pretty quick now, aren't they 7"
"Dear me, ves. Why, you get to be a
csptain now In only about fifty years."
"Here's a story shout a man who
bought a manufactured 'old master
y.nrt,r,ne Impression It was a genuine
Van Dyke."
'??." tat. ,or7 fcM whiskers en It."
Baltimore American.
Barber I want a motto from Shakes
peare to hang up In my shop. Can you
give me one?
.J??tronot course. How win this do?
Then saw you not hi face. "Saturday
Evening Gasette.
'Do you believe that woman auaht a
VoteT"
"Haven't figured that far," replied Mr.
Orowcher. "What I'm In doubt about I
whether the vote ought not to b taken
away from a whole lot of us men."
tvasmngton mar.
"WAR lAR.kABtB&LE.
fVty riAriCEB VS AlWVSj ChEWIMQj
OF THE HAW?
ewe her bomb suwtcr
TriAf HEF CANT TNX ABW
AND SHE WOMVriEn
THE GUM!
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'Your bov Josh vara vara iUt
uses harsh language."
res,' replied Farmer Corntossel.
one of these reform orators." Washlng-
iua oiar.
"It takes pluck and anam hc.ma
an American millionaire."
Unite so. but vnu have left mf nn.
of tha most important requirements
"And what is that?"
Expert legal edviee'-Blrmlngham
Age-Herald. ,
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haven t had anythlnsr to eat todavt
Tramn Uitr le m v-u.
da Onlv tlnv I'v. nll.uj -.i a. .
suit Indianapolis News.
AN INVITATION.
Horace Keller, In Judge.
It's out of fashion to descry
The dishes that were fine and dandy.
At present I would like to try
ome of them served by Us or Mandy.
Tomorrow morn for Instance, son,
A stack of buckwhest cakes would hit
me.
Flanked by some sausages wellone,
And maple syrup do you "git" me?
But maple syrup's had Ita day.
. Pork sauaages for long have vanished;
Straight buckwheat flour's passed away,
And. lol theae many moons been ban
ished. fay, what's the matter with fresh eggs.
In nice ham gravy gently swimming?
Great stuff when you stretch out your
legs,
Beneath the board with gusto bltmmlng.
Corned beef and cabbage dinner time, ,
Potatoes In their Jackets hold me!
Else I'll forget the proper rhyme;
And then the editor will scold me.
Some good-old-fashlon.'vj gingerbread
The brand Is gone, you cannot buy it.
How is that for a simple spread?
Back to the farm with me and try It.
Back to the farm with me and try
The good old dishes so enduring.
In the kitchen you and I
Will sample something thet's alluring.
The coffe pot la on tha stove.
The copper kettle's rally steaming.
So beck with me to treasure trove
Good heavens! I am only dreaming.
BAD BREATH
Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets Gat at
the Canse and Remove it.
Dr. Edwarde Ollvs Tablet, th nhetl
tute for calomel, act gantly en the bow
els and positively do the work.
People afflicted with bad breath find
quirk relief through Dr. Kd wards' Olive
Tablets. The pleasant, sugar-coated tab
lets are taken for bad breath by all who
know them.
Dr. Edwards' Ollvs Tablets act gently
but firmly on th bowels and liver, stim
ulating them te natural action, clearing
the Mood and gently purifying the en
tire system.
Thsy do that which dangerous calomel
does without any ef the bad after effecta.
All the benefits ef nasty, sickening,
griping cathartics are derived from Dr.
Edwards- Ollvs Tablets without griping,
pain or disagreeable effect ef any kind.
Dr. P. M. Edwards discovered the for
mula after seventeen years ef practice
among patienta afflicted with bowel and
liver complaint with the attendant bad
breath.
Dr. Edwards' Ollvs Tablets are purely
a vegetable compound mixed with eltve 1
ell; you will know, them by their ollv
color. '
Take one er twe every night for a
week and note the effect 10o and 2ie per
box. All druggists.
Tbs Olive Tablet Company, Columbus,
Ohio.
Itching Torture Stop$
It Is unnecessary for you to suffsr
with ecsems. ringworm, rashes and sim
ilar skin troubles. A little semo, gotten
at any drug store for Kc, or $1.00 for
extra large bottle, and promptly applied
will usually gl-e Instant relief from Itch
ing torture. It cleanses and soothes th
skin and heals quickly and effectively
most skin diseases.
Zemo Is a wonderful disappearing liquid
and doea not smart the most dslloats
skin. It Is not greasy. Is easily applied
and costs little. Get It today aad save
all further distress.
Zemo, Cleveland.
HAIR BALSAM
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Far Rasters Cater astti
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H. STANLEY GREEN,
Managing Director.
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Mrs. Housekeeper When you order groceries, do you ever stop
to snslyxo the food you're getting T Take Faust Spaghetti, for
instance tor ten cents yeu get enougn or tne most nourishing,
most economical and most healthful food in the world to feed
six people I There's no end tc the delightful snd tasty dishes thst
can be served with spaghetti and there's hsrdly a person who
doesn't like it la every way. Tsust Spaabetti slwsys pleases.
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Sunday Night
Dinner de Luxe
x Served from six to nine at One Fifty the person.
Select musical programme by Christman's
Fontenelle Orchestra.
EeRervations may be made by Phone Douglas 3207.
'Built for You to Enjoy"
A, Burbank, Managing Director.
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tue in advertising; no matter
how good advertising may be
in other respects, it must be
run frequently and constant
ly to be really succcessful.
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