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    THE HKK: OMAHA, FRIDAY, MARCH 17, 1916.
THE OMAHA DAILY BEE
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tha coming primary? If not, why not?
Tha aoakea driven out of Ireland by St.
Patrick, mutt have been reincarnated la Mexico.
All right, Mr. Groundhog! Having finlahed
your hibernation, you way conalder your quart
inline raited.
Still waiting for tha other Omaha papera to
Join in with Tba Bee to pull that much needed
mw Union depot serosa.
Though thote Jacksontana missed their
patron taints' day, they managed to wake up la
t'me to get under the wire before St. Patrick
arrived.
At any rate, the troopa on the border mutt
pot be ao inconsiderate aa to catch Villa before
the trcopa enroute from the interior poata catch
up with them.
Even should the Ruatlan boar Bagdad and
the ret of the family, the event will not alter
the determination hereabouta to give the axe
to tha March llon'a tall.
Despite the vocal thrilla and frightful acarei
fashioned by oratorical upliftera, humanity
plods along fairly well and manages to absorb
the customary nonriahment. ...
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1 The New Tork court made ahort work of the
ttuniped-up chargea agalnat former Warden Oa
borne of Sing Sing. Political anlmoaltlea make
I'.Hle progrese before an Impartial court.
lndlana'a aenatorial vacancy hrlnga Tom
T start to the front aa "the logical mas'.' for
the temporary job. By any other route than
appointment the honor Is beyond Taggart's
reach.
Colonel Wattereon renewa hit war cry: "On
to Panama!" regardleee of the condition of Mex
ican roads. The drumbeat of Kentucky help to
tuntatn the country during the alienee of Oyster
Ety artillery.
Fee-grabber "Bob" ia pocketing several
timet more In feea thete days than be la earning
legitimately by the generous 4,000--yenr sal
ary. That's right, "Bob," make bay while the
pub thlnet, for It won't chine oa you forever.
Commend to us the candidate for democratic
nomination for governor who haa retired with'
out making his withdrawal "In favor of" any
one. The candidate who Imagines he can
"deliver" his f Heeds to someone elee Is apt to
be fooled.
But If "Bob- were In "BlU'a" place, It would
be a fair guess he would be freezing fast to all
lie Interest on the public deposits and going
Into court to contest the validity or the law re
quiring him to turn thla Internet money la aa
part of the public funds.
former Secretary of war Garrison will re
move his legal shingle from New Jersey to New
Tork. The distsnce Is a trifle, but the business
prospects constitute an irresistible lure for legsl
talent. In other communities fees of a thou
nd or two look large; In Gotham they rank
as moderate tlpa for law office porters.
Thirty Years Ago
This Day in Omaha
Oantptlaa trow See Vtloa.
Retirement of Von Tirpitt
Alfred von Tirpitt, admiral of the German
nary and minister of the navy In the German
imperial cabinet, haa resigned and retired after
half a century of active connection with the tea
arm of the empire. Raaaons for this move may
only be surmised, but It cannot be because of
his Inactivity. He haa followed a policy that
haa at times aeemed Inexplicable, but which ran
hardly be personal to him. The refusal of the
German navy to try conclusions at sea may be
well accounted for on a single hypothesis. It la
well understood that at the beginning of the war
the German navy waa doubly overmatched by
that of Great Britain. Perhaps the same rela
tive strength still la maintained. The contem
plated invasion of England will require the
a r rice of a strong navy, and, therefore, von
Tirpltx held his warships waiting until the army
had cleared the way to the coaat of Franco or
Flanders, that It might be at Its maximum of
efficiency when called upon to aupport the land
forces In their swoop across the channel. At
all events, von Tirpltx must have had the aup
port of the cabinet and the emperor for his
plana. He baa been charged with the responsi
bility for the spresd of terror at aea, and will
probably accept that, ao far aa It conforms to his
personal views of wsr. Von Tirplts Is a warrior,
devoted to the Fstberlsnd, and thoroughly im
bued with ita Ideals. He would mske any sac
rifice for the advantsge of his country, and feel
he simply was doing his duty.
What the sea plans of Germany are has never
been disclosed, nor does the present wove afford
any better basia for conjecture. Perhaps a
change in ministry may bring new vtewa to bear,
although assurance has been given that no mod
ification will occur In the subsea warfare. The
kaiser's will will be done, so fsr aa the partici
pation of the German nary in the wsr Is con
cerned.
St. Patrick's day was observed In Omaha ey a
grand antartalnmant (Ivaa at tha Boyd thaater by
tha I'nitta Irlah tocletlas. The maatmc was cailad
ta order by Hon. Joha A. UcBhane. prastdent of tba
National Irish laaaAta. with many prominent man ao-
rupylr.f Niti on tha platform as vtca prcsldanta.
Failure of tha edvertlsad orator waa made up by
an addraat by T. B. Mlnnahaa. Raottatlona by Mlee
Macla, Crowley and Edward La r kin, and musle num
l a.ra by MIm Fannie Arnold and a choir, lad by Mr,
K. McOary.
Mtrmba's of tha rlrst Baptist church conrrsta
tioa ara andaarorlna to persuade Rav. J. W. Harris
la withdraw tils resignation as pastor.
Tha Thurston hot team returns from New Or
leans flushed with tucoeaa, but by some Mlscue war
treated only by re port err inatasd of by a bras band
and delegation of cltlsena.
Trsnk K. Oroen left for Lincoln, where ha will
ale sad anter Into the real aetata buslneea.
C. Li Leslie of the 1'nlon Pacific haedquaitar
ht 1 ft for Pot-atallo, to take tba pooltion of a.
itant superintendent of the Idsho divleton, to wliKU
he hs been promoted.
Vk I. Lrlr.e Ulbaoa was tha reclplaiit of a spr
f Phemrock l-orn 1'hillipatown, Klnf county, Ireland
t-nt I'V M I-od5 of the Kel;lo li Oirlrr of St.
Central i a.
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What ii a Democrat f
An Omaha man haa attracted a momentary
flash from the spotlight by objecting to the
Dim of Wlllism Jennings Brysn on the Ne
braska primary ballot as a delegate to the St.
Loula convention for the reaaon that he Is not
a democrat. This renews the old, old question,
What Is a democrat? Is he a man who follows
Brysn or Hitchcock, who believes In free trade
with Underwood or protection with Wilson, who
accepts the gospel of democracy as taught by
Sam Randall and by Henry Wattereon, or the
dogma expounded by Norman Mack and Tom
Taggart? Which one of the various vagaries
of the leaders must he espouse in order to stand
the test? Once the democratic party was aptly
described as "an organized appetite," but It haa
lost even that distinction. It now appears to
be a dlsorgsntxed mass of misguided advocates
of a multitude of unrelated hobbies, exploded
theories and impossible propossls. Maybe Sec
tetary Pool will be able to tell us what is a dem
ocrat, and then we may again resume contem
plation of the equally Interesting problem, Why
is a democrat?
Meanlnjr of the Water Works rijrurei.
The state audit figures It out that the Omaha
water plant la properly chargeable with, la
round figures, $130,000 In taxea that wou'd
have been paid Into the public treasury, under
private ownership. It shows, also, another
$15,000 taken out of the public treasury as
hydrant rental taxes. These two Items com
bined, or $295,000, represent the annual con
til button of the taxpayers and property owners
to the water works operation, to be offset, of
course, by the water furnished the city for fire
protection, the bond sinking fund.ef $130,000
and the surplus of $88,000. On the face of It,
the audit shows good earnings,, but It also fully
confirms The Bee's assertion that either the
meter rate is still too high, or the hydrant tax Is
too high, or, more probably, both.
Public Health and Garbage Nuisance.
Omaha la again facing a problem that comes
with every returning springtime season. It la
the dispossl of household refuse. From the
time Omaha began to take on metropolitan pro
portions this question has been acute. It has
been temporised with, shuffled with and In
every manner of way haa been evaded. It Is
now at a point where it ought aquarely to be
met. What good la there in Dreachine- about
public health, and scolding people for failure to
observe the commonest rules of ssnltatlon, when
the city authorities will permit the dumping of
tefuse and garbage on vacsnt lots? The man
ner ia which Omaha has dealt with the question
would tha me, a savage. The wildest and wool-
lest community that ever sweltered ia the sua
oa a western plain ahowed mora care for ltaelf
than ia evinced here in a city that la beautiful
and progressive In all other rezarda. Many
plans to remedy this have been discussed, but
none adopted'. It ia time something dsflnite
were done.
Tho Harp on Ireland's Flag
Poaching- on Local Political Eeierrei.
Democratic candidates for atate office, com
ing into Omaha seeking for votea, may rest as
sured they are welcome always, and that the
hospitality for which the city It famous will aot
be atlated for them. But they must be warned
sgalnst a serious breach of that hospitality.
already, committed, unwittingly, ao doubt, but
nevertheless aa offense that can hardly be over
looked. They must learn to respect the right
cf their local brethren. Certain Issues are re
served for the especial usee of the Omaha poll
tlclans. who will protect their rights under the
gam laws, and according to the rules laid down
by Hoy). Thla Hat includes the salvation of
Omaha from the clutches of the corporations,
the restoration of tho city's moral rectitude by
the vanquishing of the cohorts of conglomerated
cussedness, and the Inauguration of a vast sys
tem of public enterprises that Is to do away with
all poverty and distress, taxation of any kind
and the everlasting emancipation of the prop
ertyholder. Outsiders are at all tlmea privil
eged aad welcome to come la and tell us about
their view and their potltloa oa the issues of
the dsy, but the home boys reserve the right to
turn Omaha Into aa earthly paradise, aad vis
itors should respect this right.
The presumpttoa Is that all the other army
poata In this department have now beea deauded
of soldier ss completely as haa beea Tort
Crook and Fort Omaha for the last three year.
The danser la that L'ncle Sam may acauire tb
notion that these posts are jutt aa uteful whea
empty at when garrisoned.
wasnlnt-tea Star.
EACH year aa L Patrick's day arrives public at
tention Is drawn to tha green flas; of Erin and
Its harp of gold. Tha popularity of this national
emblem la ao com plat that the design of tb ErnaralJ
I I ha gained world renown. Not only natives of
the "auld sod," but people of other nations show an
Indisputable fondneo for thla flas. It la not because
the banner of green Is repreaentatlve of power or
wealth that It has been able to blase Ita own way Into
prominence, but the secret of tha admiration of th
Irish flag Ilea In tha fact that It symbolise o ex
actly th national characteristic of Ita people.
Th color augfaats tha constant verdure of th Is
land, th outdoor bsblta of th rural folk and th
sunshine of life, which Is reflected In each Irish
heart. Times may be bard and dark clouds of pov
erty lower, but the Irish always see the silver linings
which foretell better days. Th people talk, laugh
and act la tnualo. each singing his song from th
cradle to the grave. Bom measure are gtsd and
soma are aad, but hop I never abandoned.
Ia ohoslng th harp aa their national emblem tho
sons of Brla wove th symbol of their very being Into
eech Irish flag. Th harp represents their early
rellaious worship, both pagan and Christian; their
national recreation, the medium through which th
deeds of their heroes wer taught to th people and
th book from whloh very child in early times
learned tha leaaons of patriotism and lova of country.
From historical accounts It seems that thla musical
Instrument Is aa old a Irish civilisation, but even
hlatory I antedated by the legend of tha first harp
of Ireland.
Th old story of Das da, the pagan god, tells that
one when the hero waa walking by one of tha beau
tiful lakes of his country he beheld a pretty damsel.
It waa lov at first sight on th chief's part, for
Dagda sought th maiden, in th hop of gaining her
hand In marriage. Probably th girl was not so
favorably Impressed with her wooer. Ph ran into
th forest to hid from him, but Dagda pursued close
by. At length apon coming to a rounding beach th
maiden's attention was absorbed by strong sound.
Such music! Th dried skin of a whale stretched
over the skeleton of tha creature formed a harp for
tha mournful wind to whistle through. Th girl waa
enchanted. When Dagda saw that auch aounds fascin
ated her, he improvised a wooden Instrument pat
terned from th whale harp- By plucking th strings
with his strong finger, he plsyed such sweet muaio
to th maiden that h finally won her heart.
Tb suooes f this romsnc gave th Incentive
to other lover to fashion similar harps until it wss
not long before th "old story" was sat to musle
whenever a young chief went wooing. Harpers all
over the country accompanied their atorie of love
and valor with thla musical Instrument. Bards Jour
neyed from place to place with their harpe. elnglntf
of th deeds of wonder which their bravs chiefs had
accomplished. As all thla happened long before th
day of prinlWi Ink, It wa th only wsy In which
th people of th land could learn of the conflict
and victories of their own heroes. The harper wer
always weloome and given th best In th house.
Hvn king wer so gladdened by their presence thai
th coming of on of the bards meant a banquet
In th great hall where th table seated more than
a hundred. If a story teller waa present ha shared
honor with th harpiat, for these two entertainers
furnished th merriment for th all-night feast.
Fr a nobleman to be without auch a symbol ef
rank usually meant that hla Position had been for
faited. Aa time went on the growing popularity of
th harp and th genius of th poor people In per
forming upon th Instrument mad it possible for al)
freemen to poss harps. Thla ownership waa on
o in, uret inings oisunguiening a freeman from a
Slav. How much the In bondag suffered from
ths restriction that slave should not vn touch
the Instrument cannot b easily Imagined. Grad
ually th harp eeoajne mom and mora common
Brin'a Isle until In tha fifth anttrry there waa
oarcely a peaamnfs hut without on. Harpers b.
cam so nuinerou that there were not plaoa anough
for them In th home of th aristocrats, where many
found permanent berth. Numbers r wk.
aang th atorie of th old hroe reamed from place
to piac. spending a day or weak wherever food and
neuer wer provided.
Religion, remano and valor war ,ni ,v..
mualo, but afUr a whll songs of everyday lif crept
Into th soul ef th harp. Th breeses of aummer.
th chirping f bird, the whirr of th spinning
whl, th singing of th teakettle and the crooning
of th baby wer all echoed by th bard.
uunng in eighteenth renturv tha v.
smallpox through Ireland left hundred of th na
tiv blind. Llttl children crew into r.K ....
Womanhood alghtleea. To while aw.y th lonesome
"" oo t prepare themselves for gain
ing a livelihood these Unfortunate nannl ,.
r " imi uimr
attention to th harp. It waa reckoned that alx out
.very ten narpiat wer without tight Dennis
Hempaon. th noted bard, who still performed tn
Bolfaat at th age of S7. had been blind all but thve
year of hla llf. To hav beea auch accomplished
I 7 , a aightleea bards wer cer
tainly denoted mulcJ genius. Th well known
uemlnlani one played Vivaldi'a er,h . . ....
w, . , - - - - vu,i M uii nui
violin before Turlogh tCrolan. whom he a.ksd to
repeat a on th harp. Te hla aurprts the Irish bard
not only compiled with hla rqut. but eompoMd a
eoncerte ef hi. own on th tmpuls of th mom.nt
Thla lat real Irish bard lived about XX) yerTio
h,rp.. """ w" "" famou. th.o
BUeea i Aroon." for Handel declared that h would
tnaUfl! t?" Mthr ' " th t0 hV
th beat of hla own eomnaattiaaa . .
" a national air. Each year th
anolant harp of thirty string, which beloved
furnnrtTi1.." "'t "
Dublin. fr U ta Tr,n,t' ".
tb-ftT PmT"' r"M " looking at Ireland flag
that th n musical .roblsra w. .uggt,
th Declaration cf Independence announced thitt.
thine.. American oo.onle. had "rah.21,12
Into a new nation, congr.. ,.w th, goasltr
Sntr1- ,hat d'V ,0h" "-PP ate.
anZ,.IS .Jh" Aa"M 'Dd Thm" 2
a committee to prepare .ultabl c-,n for th
a4 of the n.w nation. About a month ut.r
Jff.ron submitted a design for acl, .id. oh!
pTrL; cJod'd00
Ported by th. Oodd.es of Liberty, holding a .near
and eo. and by American rifle... Abo,. 1
. rtbu. tnum." Th. .hleld. which w th. d.
f 7f ?u ,ra,t" "HI Indian r reach man t h.
,ri-f Ad,mr Sv. recognition te
blic. Wh,Ch h" PP1H th
In U. sis Quarters of th. shield war th. rose of
England, th tht.tl for Beotlaad. tha harp for Iralan'l
a newer ds luce of Frano. th Imperial eagle of
Omnaay and th. Belglo lloa ef Holland. Although
thla seal was not adopted. It showed th high regard
In which amy prominent parsons held th old world
countries.
Tb harp wa probably la recognition of th. thou
aaads of Irish wh migrated te th new world befor
tb revolutionary wr. Later a design for a l waa
submitted, which showed a harp of thirteen trlng
representing th thirteen original state. With this
thar wma tb motto, "Major nduorobua consonant.'
meaning that au play together in harmony. Al
though thla design was aot th on finally accepted.
It tadfeated that th rly Irish Influence ia the
new nation bore coastderaol weight Th muaio-
loving people brought their happy characteristic
aoroes the water with them; their tuneful melodle
wer sung not only In tha time of peace, but In th
din of battle. At least on. of their folk songs hss
lived a. on. cf th. most Inspiring national tune we
have today, for It I ald on good authority that eur
"Yenke Ioodle" of revolutionary fame 1 th air to
which th Irish sasg their "AU tb Way to Galnay,
Milk raetearlaatloa.
LO.VO BRACH. Cat., March IS.-To th
Editor of Th Pee: I wish to thank you
sincerely for the prominence you gsv
my telegram In your paper. And I want
to call your attention to th erroneou
statement of your city milk Inanector In
an article of your lasue of February .
which ha bean sent me. H clalma that
th death rat In New Tork City. In
pit of pasteurisation, was In ISIS 11T
per thousand.
The true figures as recorded by th
health department for 1M4 were ttl. (191
haa not bean officially published yet).
When I began to supply pasteurised
milk In New Tork City In lfttt. th death
rate for th year was M.S. Tou can judgs
by tha enrtoaed folder, which It a copy
of th New Tork health department
statistics, how th death rat fell from
year to year.
This mistake of your city milk Inspec
tor puts pasteurisation In a bad light
Th obatacle to my propaganda hav
usually com from auch quarter, and
no matter how sincerely made, they
cause no end of misunderstanding. I must
reiterate what I have said before, that
Inapeotion, no matter how well and care
fully conducted, will not protect th
public from Infected milk. Th proximity
or distance of the source of supply Is a
negligible point.
I enclose you copy of case on record
by eminent scientist which proves with
out further explanation tha fallacy of
milk inspection. It would necessitate a
dally Inspection not only of cows, stables
and dairies, but mainly of th milker,
any you must acre that that Is Impos
sible. It la very dlseoursgtng to hav such an
Important matter discredited by any on
who has not made th study that it de
serves, in addition to my personal ex
perience of twenty-fiv years, our gov
ernment hygienic laboratory In Wash
ington, haa. by axtensiv experiment
scientifically sustained and verified every
claim I make for the necessity and merit
of pasteurisation.
I am on, my vacation her trying to
lead a quiet life, but If there I anything
I can add to thla explanation I will cheer
fully do so, a it I cf th highest Im
portance that th public know th seri
ous dsnger which lurks In raw milk.
NATHAN STRAUS.
Coastltaenele Spok by Tclegrravaa.
OMAHA, Mtarch IS. To th. Editor of
Th. Be.: "J. B. H." In your letter box.
Insists that th recent vote in congress of
tb Nebraska delegation on th armed
hip question was "dlsgraofuI, and
thereupon quotas what Senator Williams
aid on the subject. It may be of interest
to "J. B. If.," and to your other readers,
to know that there waa sent on March 1.
a telegram to each senator and repre
sentative from Nebraska, reading aa fol
lows: W respectfully urge your vigorous pro
test and vote against any legislation per
mitting American cltlsena to travel on
armed belligerent veaaela at tha risk of
Involving Uils country in a foreign war,
the effect of whloh would forever leave
an indelible stain on tha reoutatlon for
peao and neutrality of th United States.
our nonor and self -respect doe not de
pend on Insistence on th. right, of Amer
ican, to assume risks Which it is their
atnollo duty to avoid. This sentiment
a strongly endorsed bv n overwhelming
majority of our people, who are strongly
opposed to war and believe congress
should insist on It prerogative to act
Independently. ...
Thla telegram waa signed by 339 repre
sentative Omaha cltlsena, many of them'
very prominent Indeed in our professional
and business community and, what ia
mor probable, not mor than per cent
of them could be deemed to hav any
sympathies for the central powers, and
all of them being aa patriotic American
cltlsen as "J. B. H." or anyone ls
can be. From Lincoln a similar telegram
waa sent, signed by 90S people.
It would really be of Interest to know
whether "J. B. H." considers that the
honor and self-respect cf th United
States does depend upon this administra
tion's Insistence on th right of American
cltlsena to protect auch cargoes against
submarine attack by traveling on armed
hip carrying munition to Europe, with
th serious risk of embroiling this country
in a foreign war. J. C It.
Move atlr.
OMAHA, March 14. To th Editor of
Th Be: It really la Inconceivable to m
that local contributors to ths Letter Box
should eontlnu. to adhere persistently to
th us of nom d plumes, when th gen
erally pernicious, demoralising, deleteri
ous, disintegrating and soul-retarding ef
fect of auch and addiction hav been
kindly and patiently set before them at
recurrent Interval, extending over a
period of nearly three long year. Buch
a atriklng Illustration of "IQphraim joined
to hla Idol" haa seldom been paralleled
In the world's history.
How. Mr. Editor, can w reasonably
expect Th Bee' Letter Box to "grow
with growing Omaha" under such ab
normal and retrograde conditions? , It
avails nothing te put forth auch antedi
luvian and moee-grown argument a that
th majority of th world' greatest
writers began their illustrious careers by
using pseudonym. Humanity It supposed
to be constantly evolving to higher planea
of eonaclouan; therefore, what wa
proper and essential to such back num
ber at Carlyla and Dickens, Mother
Ooos and Oliver Wendell Holmes, ta ob
solete In this day and aea of advanced
thought, and ahould b flflegated te th
foMlllferou substrata of antiquity that
holds th sols record cf evolutionary
missing link.
Let us In a spirit ef lofty tolerance and
pur philanthropy inquire of "Medio" If
he doe not wish to grow and to see
Omaha grow? To build up thla strug
gling little hamlet of eur Into a gen
ulnely progreeatv city Ilk 8hiidan.
Wyo. Imagine real peved streets: And
electric light and railway! And splen
did buildings over three atorie high
imagine a pretty park with a quirting
fountain connecting with a water supply,
that Instsad of holding In solution myriads
ef depraved aad malevolent animalcule
that breed disease germs in eur long-uf-
faring Internal ooaorai. I gloriously
permeated with untold billion of tho
Innocuous and fascinating little Illusions
known to Christian scientists aa "errors
and perfectly harm Is a to th human
rac. long as th said rae keep In
close touch with an up-to-date practi
tioner at so much per.
ft BtsriJan and die! For then th
summit of earthly blls will bav been
attained, gee hridan and dlt For
ikothlng worthy f human attainment will
remain, gee Sheridan aad dial But
"Madia" and the rest of our nom d
plume are doomed to a long aad joy-
lea existence unless they a and mend
the error ef their way; for there can
enter Into Sheridan. Wye., nothing that
ueeth a peeudonym or flietb la th face
of medical ethics. Selah! (Let ua trust
that It will not be neceesary for this
page to be "bawted out" again by agon
laud proteat from th. truly elect.) Teur
la the Interests of national, state, civic
and Individual progress.
A RHADAMANTHL'S CRAB BE.
SAID IN FUN.
Editorial Snapshots
Brooklyn Eagle: Congressmen who re
fuse to run for re-election because they
cannot support th president r always
surprised to find that their constituenta
acqulesc so readily.
New Tork World: Census figures show
i decline of mora than K per cent In
the death-rat from tuberculosis be
tween 1904 and 1914. Thla Is a mar record
of conserving life Instead of wasting It
In war and naturally deserves a corres
pond In ir I y tmall place In the new.
Boston Transcript: The refusal of Jus-
tic Hughe to becom a candidate In
Maasachusetts show h la standing now
precisely where he stood In Nebraska last
November. It Is encouraging to feel that
there la one man In th country who
stands four square to all th winds that
blow without a wobble.
Pittsburgh Dispatch: Lord Robert Cecil
makes It clear by saying British Instruc
tion ar that "merchant esel must
not attack unless a submarine show un
mistakably hostile Intentions." There has
been some question aa to how far the
undersea boat wer used for paying
friendly calls.
' Why do von women Insist on Solne in
bargain Bales to get something for noth
Ins" Whv do you man go to poker clubs to
try the ame thing? Baltimore Ameri
can. "is your huplsnd working now.
Msndv?'1
Ycs m. Tou'c! ousht 1o see him In his
new uniform. Haa advertising manager
for a painlens dentist." Browning's Mag-sslne.
rjatrms i call oh w
FIVKCE HCR FATHER
OUT- WHAT 13 THE RMS?
AW3E Kt? LAlXjHa TDo
LOUD!
"Papa." said Jamie, "the reason there's
so many laws is because there are so
many lawyers In the legislature. Isn't It?"
"Yes." said his father. "Bed for yours,
now!" i
"Just one more question, papa," said
Jamie. "Why are there so many taxes,
when there aren't any taxidermists in the
legislature?" Judge.
"Now my dear, you muet be consistent
In politics. Always vote the same way.
"How absurd," retorted his wife, "f
voted In a blue suit last year. Tou don't
expect me to do that again?" Pittsburgh
Post.
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