Tilt: UJSfi: OMAHA, MONDAY, MA11CII 13, 1J16. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOVNDKI) BY EDWARD KOSEWATER. VICTOR) ROSE WATER, EDITOR. The Hoe Publishing, Company, Proprietor. PFH PflLI'INf), FARNA M AM PKV F.NTKKNTIt Fnterd t Omaha postnfflre a wpnMlnm mutter, TLKM8 OF SUBSCRIPTION. By carrier By mull , per month. per year. Pally and Sunday ,e , an yi lally without Sunday o 4 00 Kvenlng and Sunday s.of) Kvenlng without Sunday 2" 4 00 Kvenlng without Sunday 2i)C , 404 Sunday IW only ivk- 1 Daily and Sunday Bee, threw years In advance.. tlO.no fend nolle of change of address op Irregularity In delivery to Omaha Bee. Circulation Department. TtrcMITTANCra. Remit by draft, express or postal order. Only two. rent stamps received in payment of umall accounts. Personal checks, except on Omaha and eastern ex change, not accepted. OFFKK3. Omh-The Hee Building. South Omaha 23M N street Council Bluffs 11 North Main street Lincoln Little Building. Chl.seo sis peoples ;n. Building. New York Room J1'l, 2S6 Fifth avenue. St Ixiula 603 New Hank of Commerce. Washington 725 Fourteenth atreet, N. W. "(RR F.S rONIiRNCB. Address rnmmuniratlnns relating to news and edi torial matter to Omaha Bee, Kdltorial Iepartment. FEIUtl AKY CIUCULATION, 54,328 Daily Sunday 50,639 Dwlrht Wllllama. circulation manager of The pee Publishing compnny. being duly sworn, says that the average circulation for the. month of February, 1910, waa dally end B0.HS9 Sunday. DWIOHT WILLIAMS. Circulation ManifT. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me. this Id day of March, Vm ROBERT HUNTER. Notary Public. Subscribers leaving the city temporarily should have The Deo mailed to them. Ad dress m be changed a often requested. Hy all means, keep baby well, but when In doubt calla doctor. Recreation marks progress when it smokes out trouble and then amokea up. The secret cause of the trouble elands re vealed. Jeff McLemore was bora on Friday, March 13. Portugal gives a fair exhibition of the porch climber in action, while the owner is engaged elsewhere. So long as touring politicians issue "public statements," without provocation, the country need not despair. Again we invite our newspaper contem poraries to come on in and join The Dee in pull ing for a new Union depot. If the regulars in Mexico need help, Nebraska will of course promptly respond to any requisi tion, but call will hardly have to be passed along farther than Texas. "Hustle for Hughes" exclaims the live-wire Clay Center Sun. Show our republican voters how to write the name in the primary ballot and they will do the hustling themselves. The college, professor who values a baby at 190, probably walked the floor with a colicky package tbj jilgbt . before. Such exercise tends to a temporary shrinkage of paternal values. The buttermilk routes of Indiana showed up a vastly greater voting population than the single track watchful waiters could rally at the prim aries. March breezes in Hooslerdom fortell the direction of the November storm. Watchful waiting wont get Omaha the new Union depot that by fights belongs to us any more than watchful waiting will put Villa out of business. We must do more than merely wait on the pleasure of the railroad magnates. To those who fear for the nation's steadfast peas in time of stress, it is sufficient to point out that "Cyclone" Davis refrained from break ing into the ship warning convention In congress, w ben "Cyclone" is serene the surrounding winds are playful zephyrs. A member of the British cabinet sets an ex ample of economy and humility by abandoning the use of an automobile. Undoubtedly the ex ample makes for economy, but the test of gen uine humility awaits the shunting of the uni versal "topper." Vice President Marshall modestly Intimates his love for the job, the emoluments and the social distinction, which goes with it. These considerations imply a readiness for further service. Moreover, Tom cherishes the hope that the tall will go with the head. Government experts predict that the gaso line supply of the country will be exhausted in twenty years unless present waste is stopped. No prediction is ventured on the consumers' purse holding out for twenty years. On this vital point government experts fall down as hard as ordinary prophets. American life insurance companies are also sharing in the uplift of the times, participation in war operates against new business, because the "war clause" nullifies the risk. But rumors of war in this country create a rush for policies. A state of preparedness is as important for the individual as for the nation. Thirty Years Ago This Day in Omaha " "- Complied from Bee rUes. """" Army officers here are divided In sentiment upon the kill which Senator Manderson has Introduced at Washington for the sale of the present site of Fort Omaha, and Its removal to a tract of about 600 acres further from the city. Arrangements have been further perfected for the celebration of fit. Patrick's day at Boyd's opera house by adding to the program some songs by Miss Fanny Arnold and a recitation by MUs Btacla Crowley. Marshal Cummlnga suspended Officer Orahant "for sleeping while on duty," having caught him en- Joying a stealer la a barn when he was supposed to be walking his beat. A delightful party waa given by the Omaha LJght Guards at their hall attended by about sixty couples. Committee In charge was Lieutenant H. M. Wood. Sergeant Adair, Corporal O. L. Colby, and Privates A. Miihels. T. B. Wilde and P. C. Wrlghter. MUs Mary Heron of Troy. N. V., who has been vlaltlng with John 3. Willis at Idlewlld park, left for her honitt. Ml as Flora Iceland gave a progressiva euchre party la honor if Mini Lou Cunningham of Ked Oak, la. The Colonel in Eight About Face. The pronouncement of Colonel Roosevelt through a New York paper, of which there is no reason to doubt the authenticity, is interesting chiefly for disclosing the remarkable change which has come over his attitude contrasted with four years ago. Colonel Roosevelt now says no one ran tell In March what kind of a candldste for president should be nominated In June, and takes the stand that the convent'on delegates should be sent to Chicago unpledged and free to confer together and reach the best choice in the light of conditions then existing. Four years ago Colonel Roosevelt insisted that every convention delegate be instructed by direct vote of the people, and held up all the unlnntructed delegates to suspicion either as purchasable commodities or masqueraders re fusing to fly their true colors. We have not the slightest hesitation in saying without fear of successful contradiction that had a majority Or any considerable number, of the delegates to the 1912 Chicago convention been free to exercise their own Judgment, there would never have been the unfortunate split that produced two presidential tickets and placed a democrat In the White House by a distinctly minority vote. Four years ago, if we remember cor rectly, the colonel and his followers, declared there would never be another convention nominated president because all conventions would be abolished and a direct-vote presi dential 'primary nomination substituted. Now, however, he discredits the preference primary altogether as a dependable president-making mechanism, and enlists for a good old fashioned convention where the leaders (not bosses) shall get together and decide what is best to be done. The mere statement of these contrasted positions requires no further comment. Nitrogen from the Air. The United States government is again be ing urged to undertake or to encourage the fixation of free nitrogen by electrolysis or other available process. Reasons for this are many, the uses of niter being of much importance and the present sources of supply for the United States being limited and uncertain. As a basis for fertilizer, and as a factor in vital industrial operations, fixed nitrogen has come to be an absolute necessity. Methods for restoring it to the soil through the cultivation of certain crops, such as alfalfa, have proved successful, but these will not afford niter for the uses of manufacture. The Norwegians have met with great suc cess in their Immense government plant, where in 65,000 horsepower Is available. They have developed a new method of separating the gases that make up the atmosphere. The air l.i liquified by the well known compression proc ess, and the nitrogen, which vaporizes at a lower temperature than the oxygen, is easily re covered. The liquid oxygen remaining after the escape of the nitrogen is retained to assist in the further process of liquefying the air. The nitrogen is fixed by combining It with car bon calcium, the product of an electric furnace, and Is thus made available for commercial and industrial uses. This process is said to be much cheaper and more productive than 'the electrolytic method now used at Niagara Falls and elsewhere In this country. The proposals now being made to con gress are worthy of the closest consideration. In Fairness to Governor Capper. The governor of our sister state of Kansas has been receiving quite a little unreltshed at tention over the boast attributed to him to the effect that Kansas Is $1,630 richer per capita than any other western state, which. In its in vidious comparison, had naturally aroused re sentment. We have, almost direct from Gov ernor Capper, a categorical denial, with ex planation that whatever the governor may have said on the subject has specific reference to the "assessed valuation." We quote the letter we have received: t wish you would say for me that Governor Capper positively has never made any such statement as that which Is attributed to him respecting the per capita wealth of tha cltlsens of Kansas. I believe The Bee hss published this dispatch from IJncoln, as did a great many other papers, believing, of eourse, that it waa true. This statement originated with Barton W. Curry, a staff representative of the Country Gentle man, who wrote to the Committee of Greater Dos Moines, Hs Molnrs, la,, attributing the assertion to Governor Capper. Upon one or two occasions Governor Capper has said that the assessed valuation per capita In Kansas was greater than In any other state, and he has given the per capita wealth. I suspect these two have been confused In the minds ef some writers. I shall be very glad if you will contradict this story for us. So far as The Dee has been misled by erro neous quotation we are glad to give Oovernor Capper the benefit of this correction. We all admit that Kansas is a wonderful state, even though we are unwilling to concede that it out ranks Nebraska. Divorce and Disillusionment A Chicago judgo, who Is also a bachelor, has Just been relieved of his assignment to the bench of domestic difficulties, because he can no longer withstand the strain of listening to the troubles of mtsmated couples. "Once I viewed marriages through rosy mlBts of senti ment and poetry," he says. "I believed there was still In the world love that endured from the altar to the grave." Dut his ideals couldn't stand the dally bombardment of marriages gone wrong, of love that had died, and of ro mance that had sped. The Judge should not give up so easily. If he will cast his glance around a little outside the court room, he will discover millions of marriages that have turned out well, homes that are lighted by the lamp of love and affection, children growing up un e'er the fond care of devoted parents, and every possible proof that domestlo happiness does exist, even In this day of progress and Inno vation. Divorce unlocks bonds that have grown irksome, and relieves those who are un happy under the restraint of matrimonial re sponsibility, but It hasn't destroyed nor even affected tha Institution of matrimony. It will be a sorry day for the world when It ceases to be that "a man shall take his wife and cleave unto her, and the twain shall be one flesh. That bachelor Judge needs the companionship of a good woman. Shoemakers here and there are preparing the publlo against the shock of a boost of sum mer prices. The public is hardened by experi ence to shocks of this kind, but will, neverthe less, appreciate the humane impulse of break ing it gently. Tho Fourth Dimension Oarreti P. ferries. WHAT is meant by the fourth dimension, and do you believe In It?" asks a high school student. Tour head Is the center of the universe for you. When you think of the space around you It seems to extend away In every direction. Blnce ex tension or stretching out Is the basis of the Idea In volved In the word 'dimension" you might, at first sight, say that there is an Infinite number of dimen sions. Just as there Is an Inflnlta number of direc tions away from your head as a center. But upon examining the matter a little closely you will find that all the directions, or radial lines, that start from you may be grouped under three heads, vlt., up-and-down, fore-and-aft and right-and-left All the Intermediate directions can be reduced to these three. If you combine the first and the second you have an up or a down slope; If the second and the third, you have a trend to right or to left, and so on. When you apply this to any solid object outside yourself you will see that Its fundamental dimensions are "length," "breadth" and "thickness," and you will also perceive that only these three, combined, are needed In order to produce an object ef any form whatever. More than that, you will find that you cannot hold In your mind any clear conception of a "dimension" which Is not definable In the terms of those three. Take a book in your hand; you see that Its exten sions In space all fall under the three heads of length, breadth, height, or thickness, or are made up of com bination of the three. Our senses give us no knowl edge of any ether dimension. Now, notwithstanding all this. It Is maintained by certain mathematicians that there may exist a fourth dimension which bears to the others a relation similar to that which they bear to one another. But ordinary mathematics, such as Is employed by engineers, astronomers, physicists and others who have to mako calculations based upon the world and the universe as we see and know them, cannot deal with anything be yond the familiar three dimensions, although the first suggestion of a fourth dimension was derived from considerations baaed upon mathematical equations of the "fourth degree." Even the Idea of a fourth dimension can only be brought before the mind Imaginatively, and by reason ing from analogy. The usual method Is to suppose that our world were absolutely flat, extending only In two directions and having no thickness or no up-and-down whatever. Now, If you were an Inhabitant of such a flat world, having no thickness yourself, of course you could not even think of "up and down," for that direction, or dimension, would lie entirely out side of your experience. It would appear ridiculous to you to speak of such a thing. But then suppose that after all there were a third dimension (as we know there is), of whose existence you had, owing to the limitations of eour senses, been Ignorant, and suppose that something moving up or down, In the third dimension, should cross the plane of your flat world and thus come within the range of your perception. Tou would be amazed beyond expression. Tou would think that the appears nee via supernatural. The apparition would seem to you to have been born out of nothing, and when It passed on across, or through, the plane of your two-dimensional world, it would certainly seem to you to have vanished into thin air. Tet It would be Just as real as yourself, and In no sense unnatural, or supernatural. Just so, say the advocates of the Idea of a fourth dimension, we are unable to comprehend things which take place In a dimension above the three with which our senses are acquainted.. If something moving In the fourth dimen sion passes through our three-dimensional world It seems to us Incomprehensible and contrary to nature, although It Is nothing of the kind. A concrete Illustration of this Is that of a body passing through a solid wall, without obstruction, and without making a hole in the wall. "Impossible!" wo say, but It Is no more Impossible than would be the passage of a 'body moving In the third dimension through a world in which there was no comprehension of more than two dimensions. In this way some peo ple try to account for "spiritualistic" phenomena, which, they say, are mysterious to us simply because we cannot understand the fourth dimension of space in which they occur. Of course, all this reasoning Is purely speculative. Nothing Is absolutely proved by it It is metaphysical and not scientific, and If the Idea of the fourth dtmen alon had not found Its way Into so msny books and writings, as well as Into theconversation of people, I would advise you to pay no' attention to It. But It is one of the phenomena of our Intensely curious age which all Intelligent persons must take note of, and. besides, we don't know to what the Incessant progress of the human mind may ultimately lead. Twice Told Tales tar Hablta. When Senator William Hughes of New Jersey was a Judge in Peterson he was presiding at a rial In which a 'woman who kept a boarding house waa trying to establish an alibi for a boarder. The man was aooused of a crime committed at S o'clock In the morn ing, and she swore he was at home at I o'clock on that morning. "How do you know?" asked the cross-examiner. "Why, he always comes In at 1 o'clock. He doesn't vary five minutes In the year.'! "And you heard him that morning?" "Tea. air." "And you are sure It was 1 o'clock V "Tea, sir, It was 1 o'clock exactly." Did you look at the clock?" "Tea. air." "But" persisted the lawyer, "if he always comes In at 1 o'clock In the morning, why did you look at the clock on this particular morning?" "Perhaps," said Judge Hughes, "she wsnted to see whether the clock was right" Saturday Evening Post Waalda't Slaasl for It. In Cleveland they tell a story of a boy who loft school to work for a small manufacturer. The boy was dull and his stupidity annoyed hla .employer greatly. Bo, after a week's trial, he waa discharged. "Get your pay," said the manufacturer to him on Saturday, "and let that be the last of you. You're discharged." It was, therefore, with great surprise that the manufacturer saw the boy at work In hla former place on Monday morning. "What are you doing In this shop?" demanded the manufacturer angrily. "I discharged you Saturday!". Tes." said the boy, "and don't you do It again. When I told my mother she licked me." Chicago Post People and Events A Connecticut burglar broke Into a landlady's room to steal her money, but discovered on reaching a friendly light that he had swiped men's socks. Now and then enterprise meets disappointment John W. Foster, father-in-law of Secretary Lan sing, has been honored with the order of the Golden Grain by the president or emperor of China. It Is the highest civilian honor bestowed by the Chinese gov ernment, and is given In recognition of Mr. Foster's services as legal adviser of China. Magistrate Handy holds down a Judicial bench in New York City. One Philip Btern went to hint with a grievance. Philip bought a motor at a Junk shop, found It had been stolen and gave It up. When he asked for his money the Junkman told him to go to the hot place. "Is that why you came here?" asked the court. "No, your honor," replied Philip, "you were handy, so I thought I'd come across the street and tell you. The pun softened the stern Judicial visage and the Junkman was persuaded to come BOS II 11 -' Clyde A. Tlammgardaer, OMAHA. March 12. To the Editor of The Bee: Having been associated with Ihe late Clyde A. Baumgardner covering a period of more than twenty-two years as an employe of The Tee, I fre! t int a tribute to his memory by a fellow work man would not be ami is. In all my experience with men I never met another person who was so rea ly to accommodate his fellows. It made no difference with him that he already wu swamped with enough work to keep two men busy ordinarily, he somehow man sged to find time to assume new obliga tions for others, and always with that same evenness of temper that character ized htm among his acquaintances. Clyde A Baumgardner was true to his fellow man. His one leading "fault" was neglect of his own personal welfare In aiding others. Ills capacity for long hours of labor in the work shop, tha lodge room and the union labor hall, as well as along other lines, was marvelous. I have yet to learn of the person whom Clyde Paumgardner wronged. His friend i were legion, and his removal from their circles will not easily be forgotten. Realising fully that no human being has as yet met the requirements of others, I have no hesitancy In saying that the world has benefited by the presence of Mr. Baumgardner, and that It Is to persons of his character that we are In debted for much of the good that we get out of life. Personally I have lost a very good friend. Another cannot take his placs In Just the same niche of human experi ence. I. J. COPENHARVE. Testimonial from m Colleague. PLATTSMOUTH, Neb., March ll.-To the Editor of The Bee: I am much pleased to see the names of F. M. Currie and H. H. Baldridge placed on the re publican ticket for delegates to Chicago. I served In the senate with them snd I am sure the wishes of the republican party will be respected. I have the utmost confidence in them and ask re publicans to vote for them. W. H. NEWELL. Preparedness. SlIEJNANDOAH, la., March ll.-To the Editor of The Bee: I was Just reading H. Schuman's letter from St Mary, Neb., and am convinced that whoever wrote It In laboring under a very great misunder standing of conditions in this country. While it may be that thete is no 1 glj In this country carrying on Its shoulder a chip accompanied by a dare to the world to knock It off, there certanly H some good Judgment In being In a con dition to defend our country. Should any one or more nations attempt to make serfs of us, which is not beyond the bounds of posslbtll y shortly after the termination of tho present war, espe cially if Germany should gain a very de cisive victory soon, as this country has already gained the ill .feeling of a con- -elderable per cent of the German, Aus trian and Turkish people. And other and more vexing questions may arise before the end of the present conflict. It la a matter of world knowledge that the United States Is In a very helpless condition at the present time, as well ai In possession of the greatest amount of gold and other precious metals and valuable stones and stores of goods of any nation on earth, and our porlt'oi seems to be very like that of a I anker who would presume tq, start hank with $1,000,000,000 capital In a pasteboard build ing and only one 10-year-old boy to guarl over It at night and other times the bank waa not open, declaring that he was s rich no one would dsre to take any of his wealth because he could prosecat-i them to the full extent of the law which would protect him. Th's tou t y ahoull have under the control of the government the best gun works that any have, and alsa the bsst submarines, etc., with enough ammuni tion to last until such time as wo ild be necessary to manufacture more In case of a conflict. It may not be neces ary to have a largo standing army, but there should be enough at least for of flo ra and a small army besides, and tht artillery should be In shape for Immediate defense, and the railroads of the country should be so constructed that they could be used for the beat defense, too. We should also have more bases for supplier scattered through the cen'er of our land. Omaha Is fairly well situated for one, Kansas City, St. Louis and Denver to others. And very few if any of the fair mlndel people would offer any seilous objections to a rea'onab'e imiunt of money lenr srent for a irh p irposes. C. B. LEBARRON. ome Volaateered Advice. OMAHA. March 11. To the Editor of The Bee: Regarding Mr. English's plsn to conduct an institute for the pur pose ef Instructing those interested In playgrounds, social centers, etc., I want to cast my vote In favor of such a plan. Social center work and playground su pervision can be carried on only by per sons who have made a study of this branch of our civic and social develop ment Efflcency in any department of human effort requires much study and special training. This is an established fact The fee suggested was a nominal one and, since the board has shown such a determination to retrench, it seems that the criticism against charging a It fee to help defray tho expense. Is rather inconsistent, to say the least. It is the work of the Recreation board to help make the youth of today strong, clean In body and mind, that they may better qualify to carry on the work which we shall leave to them. Mr. Hummell has done much along that line. He haa paved the way for greater things to be accomplished by the Recreation board. The people showed their appreciation of his work by a grati fying vote at the last election. But be cause he has gained the confidence of the people, let ua hope that he will not make the mistake of sacrificing that con fidence for personal giory. ED D. BLACK. A Slave Sal In Nebraska. NEWMAN GROVE. Neb., March 10. To the Editor of the Bee: On December I, 1M0, there waa an execution sale held, at which William P. Blrchfleld. then sheriff of Otoe county, Nebraska, sold two negro slaves. Heroulea and Martha. In Nebraska City. The return of the sheriff Is as follows: "This writ came to hand November 15. I860, and waa served by levying on the following described property, to-wit: One negro man named Hercules and one negro woman named Martha, slaves, and belonging to Charles F. Holly, said levy being made on the 17th day of November, 1V. I csused notice to be published In the Nebrask City News according to law (see execu Hon) that I would offor the above de scribed property for sale at public auc tlon In front of the court house In Ne bracks City In said county on the tin day of December, A. 1. 1MO, between the hours of 10 o'clock a. m. and J o'clock p. m. of said day at the time and place specified in snld notice. I first offered Hercules, and there being no bidders for him I then offered the said Hercules and Martha together and sold the same to William B. Hall for the sum of J, he being the highest bidder, and that being the highest sum til for said prop erty the same was sold to him. "WILLIAM P. BIRCH FIELD. Sheriff." The title of the case Is William B. Hall against Charles F. Holly. The Judne wai Hon. Joseph Miller. W. C. Johnston was district attorney and Allen Blacker was the clerk of the court. Scarlet Fever, Scarletlna, Grip. PHER1DAN. Wyo.. March 9. To the Editor of The Bee: Have Just read "Scarlet Fever or Grip," signed "Medic," and will again state my wish that every correspondent to The Bee's Letter Box would sign his or her name. "Medic" makes some statements that are humor ous. He says: "If the dlsense was scar let fever It could he controlled by quar antine, but It Is an Influenza commonly called the grip (or la grlppe, which some have light and others severe, running Into pneumonia. Influenza Is one of the most highly contagious diseases." Mr. "Medic" Is wrong In all of this. He should first learn the meaning of the names Influenza and la grippe, and where they came from, before he attempts to teach the public. Neither of the names mean anything in any way regarding the nature of the disense. Influenza was a name given the affec tion by the Italians as far back as the fifth century, A. D. They considered it due to astral Influences and simply used the single word Influence, which In their language Is Influenza. The French word "grippe" has a meaning which covers a fantastic, capricious or Impetuous seiz ure. It may mean to grip or Seize with claws as does a wild beast, or to seize a crowd of people. It is probably for the latter reason applied to epidemic ca tarrhal fever. Bonnet says: "You per haps have heard this bad epidemic, cold, spoken of, to which the French, who name everything, have given the name of grippe, which Is, in fact, very signifi cant" In the work of Hippocrates, written nearly 400 years before Christ, Is a very correct description of this epidemic, even to the weather most suitable for Its propa gation. Another authorllty states it ori ginated In 1G10, in the Island of Mellte, now called Mslta, from which Is said to have sprung the order of Knights Tem plar, known as the Kulghts of Malta. Another epidemic of la grippe was In 15o7-80-91-9T, 1610. seven epidemics during the 1700s. el(?ht of them during the 1800s before the winter of 1SK9-90. and a very severe epidemic of it struck Omaha when I was practicing there in the winter of 1S91-92. I at that time made a careful study of the disease and Its history and was asked to write an article for the World-Herald, and it appeared In the Sunday, January 24, 1S92, Issue. Any per son who says Influenza, or la grippe, Is contagious does not know what he is talking about. "Medic" asks the question: "Why do the doctors use the word 'scale' In scar let fever (or scarletlna, both are the same)." ' The term scarlet fever Is the most commonly used, while scarletlna Is the scientific term and the disease is di vided into scarletlna simplex, scarletlna anglnosa and scarletlna malignans, ac cording to its mildness, part most af fected, or its severity. TI.o world "scale" haa nothing to do witn the case, and if "Medic" had studied the real nature of scarletlna he would not have asked such a question, and the same with la grippe and Influenza. HORACE P. HOLMES, M. D. Nebraska Editors George E. Benschoter. formerly of Loup City, has purchased the Hsy Fprlnss News from George S. Peters. Dennis H. Cronln. editor ot the 'Nelll Frontier, Is a candidate for the repub lican nomination for representative from his district. Mr. Cronln has served two terms In the house. A rumor from Washington says that B. A. Brewster, editor of the Chadron Chronicle, Is slated for the Chadron post mastership. It Is expected that the nom ination will be sent in within a few days. The Wshoo Wssp, T. J. Pickett, editor, has outgrown its present quarters, and the proprietors are considering the erec tion of a larger building. SAID IN FUH. I forgot myself and spoke angrily to my wife." remarked Mr. Meekton. "Did she resent it?" "For a moment. But Henrietta is n, fair-minded woman. After she thought It over, she shook hands with me and conpratulated me on my bravery."" Washington Star. "I was rather surprised when the doctor told me not to give baby any blue milk." "Why?" "Of course, bahy Is a brunette, and blue Is not her color. Hut I didn't suppose that musty old doctors knew about such things." Louisville Courier-Journal. "Hello, old man! Where did you get the black eye?" "I Jiined the Tmperial Order of Oinks last nicht and that's my certificate of membership." "Your certiorate of membership?" "Venn. Pomebodv handed It to me dur ing the Initiation." "The BlTglewumps are going to give a grand coming-out party for Maud on the tent." ' "Mercy! I thought Maud came out three sensons ago." "She did: but the Blgsrleiwiimns have made a lot of money In war stocks since then and they have changed their set." Boston Transcript. "As this Is a model prison. T sup pose you separate your Intellectual pris oners from the common herd?" "Certainly, madam: we put them in the brain cells." Baltimore American. "What do you think of these mem nrv tests the professor is sticking on us? Rally nonsense. I say." "Can't agree with yon." declared the team captain. "Ouitht to he a nart of every college course. I think. Some of tho bovs couldn't remember their foot hall signals last fall." Louisville Courier Journal. "You owe me Mo.OOO which vou sav von can't nay," nnnounced the flnnncler. "'VTiv don't you marrv that eldest Know all girl; she's worth twice that amount." "No. T can't do that: but you might marry her yourself and pay me the rif f,.rnce," replied the young Adonis." Judge. THE HOUSE OF DREAMS. Cornhlll Booklet. Beyond the hills, behind the dawn, across the Seventh sea. There Is a moonlit garden, lass, that waits for you and me. Where past the River Lethe flows, and by its brooding streama That lovers know, the popples blow. It is the House o' Dreams. And when our hearts are weary, and when our eyes are blind, With tears of silent sorrowing for loves we've left behind. Deep do we drink upon Its brink, until our fingers meet. And all the past Is gone at last. And, on, tne arau is sweet: The heights are high, O love o' mine. neyond tne vales or pain. Yet shall we seek the utmost peak again and yet aeain: The paths to God our feet have trod shall lead, like unto thee Beyond the hills, behind the dawn, across the Seventh sea. ADVERTISING GARNER & EVANS Citf hlarl Bid. Douglas jaaS MULTIGRAPH DEPT. ISunwBrook Whiskey ii wm pp stissnsk GROTTE BROTHERS CO. 1 fonersl Distributors Omaha, Nebraska I T rsi SBC Persistence is the cardinal vir tue in advertising; no matter how good advertising may be in other respects, it must be run frequently and constant ly to be really succcessful. HOTELS AND RESORTS. HOTELS AD RESORTS. 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