6 THE BEK: OMAHA, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 24, IMG. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSKWATKIL VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR. The Pee ruhllhlnir Company, Proprietor. PEE BVILDINO. FARNAM AND PEVENTEENT1I. Fnterea at Omaha port office econd-claas matter. TERMS OP SUBSCRIPTION. Wy carrier per month. Pally and Sunday r wo... natly wltnout Minoay.. spo, FVenlnsr end ftunrisr fx By mall per year. ! 4 on no Evening without Sunday.. ........... ...1F0...... ...... J.OO Sundav Bea only .....,. ...Soo. l.W Lhuj anu ounu.jr mo, three yeara In advance. ...S1U.0 Fer cl not Ire of change of address or complaints "f Irregularity n delivery to Omaha Bee, Circulation Department J nKMITTANCF,. Remit by draft. express or postal order. Only two rent ttampe received In payment of email accounts, I'ersnnal checks, except on Omaha and eastern ex cnange, not accrpted. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee KulMing. h-oiith Omaha 231ft N street. Council Bluffa 14 North Main (treat. IJticoln 6M I.lttle Hullnlnr Chicago Kfl Hearst Bulldln. New 1 ork Room lins, tun Fifth avenue. I tL Louis BOJ New Hank of Commerce. Washington 72t Fourteenth street. N. W. CnRRKSPONHKN'CK. Addreaa communications relating to new and edl torlai matter to Omaha Bee, Editorial L) partment. JANUARY CIRCULATION. 53,102 a State of Nebraska, County of Douglas, aa: Dwlght W Hi lama, circulation manager of The Publishing company, being duly aworn, aaya that the average circulation for the month of January, 63.102. tiWIQHT WILLIAM". Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my preaence an1 sworn to before aaa, thla Id day of February, I91. ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Publlo. fiuberribors leaving the city temporarily should hare The Dee mailed to them. Ad dreaa will be changed aa often aa requested. And to think so much good time was wasted debating whether an auto ghow should be held In Omaha tbla year at all. Note that the Champ Clarki are White House guests, but not until after the departure of the Bryant from the official family circle. The administration plans to pay NIcaraugua 13.000,000 and Colombia $25,000,000, sug gest the recasting of the hemispheric union Into Panhandling-Americanism. Every square foot of ground gained or lost on the western battle front costs at least one human life. No other real estate commands the price, and none Is worth it. Perhaps It's natural for lawyers to stick to gether, but there is no good reason why the decent and reputable lawyers should stick to the hold-up and frame-up gentry. Schools in the City of Mexico reopen March 6 for the first time in five years. Vacation ac tivities promise a teaching corps competent to direct "the young idea how to shoot." La Follette'a entrance Into the presidential primary race may make It awkward for some of his former boosters In Nebraska who have attached themselves to other boomlets. Ex-Governor Bulzer would tax all drinks with a stick-In them $1,000 a gallon. In that event the governor of North Carolina could not repeat his historic invitation to the governor of South Carolina unless he were a millionaire. The senator seems to have had less tronble filling the postmaster vacancy at Aurora than filling the one in hit own home town. For the former place he picked an old-time populist aren't there any deserving populists In Omaha? Why not Brother TlbblesT South Carolina's notorious pardoning gov ernor, Cole L. Blease, re-enters the political ring for a primary tryout. The Tarheel cyclone will not be truly happy until courts and peni tentiaries are put out of business by the mar tial power of the convict vote. Late calculations on the financial results of combining municipal ownership with corpora tion partnership in subways show that New York City is stuck for an extra $30,000,000 or thereabouts. The pork barrel of Gotham has no equal outside the halls of congress. Single men and young married men In England will be called to the colors early in March.. At the same time will begin the mobll izatlon of women for farm work. The fortunes of war are not only diminishing life In Britain but also revolutionising that which remains. The Bull-Mooten' Dilemma. It is the irony of fate that the bull-nioosprs of Nebraska, the one particular party that has sought to make ao much capital over "hand picked" delegates and "prearranged slates," should have to frame up a list of national con vention delegates through a conference of self constituted "leaders." Of course, the Justifi cation of it all lies in the fact that, except for some such artificially started machinery, the wheels would not go around at all, and not enough volunteers would get into the game to make a full delegation. The question still remains, however, as to how the bull-moosers are to commission them selves to represent themselves at their national gathering. Under the laws of Nebraska, there is'only one way to choose convention delegates, and that Is by direct primary! and to put names on the official ballot requires a petition bearing signatures of duly qualified electors of the party to the number of 600 for the district, and 3,000 for the state, except that it need not be more than 6 per cent of the vote polled at the last preceding election. This proviso lets the bull moosers down quite a bit, because the biggest vote polled by any candidate on their state ticket last time was 14,233, so that the five per cent calls for only 750 autographs, or an average of 125 in each of the six congressional districts. We opine that it will take some scratching to secure the signatures of the 760 Bimon-pure bull-moosers still willing to proclaim third party allegiance in this state. With sufficient in dustry the Job can doubtless be done, but no time Is to be wasted. Brother Charlie to Stick. Oeorge W. Berge has his answer, and "Brother .Charlie" will stay la the race. The perpetual aspirant for governor on the demo cratic side had hoped to lure the anointed mayor of Lincoln into giving over his devoir, and thus leave the people to their fate. Little did he reck of the high devotion of the Lincoln member of the well known firm of Bryan Brothers. When one of these puts his hand to the work of yielding to popular demand, It is not with the intent to turn aside to pursue something else, with the task half accomplished. Only the final count of votes will serve to con vince him the public wants another, and then the verdict is accepted with the reservation thai the voters know not what the do. '"Brother Charlie" will be In the race to the very end, no matter what Mr. Berge may do, and the senator's hopes, now centered on the North Platte candidate, will tremble for many a day before the choice is made. Senator La Follette and Senator Works are statesmen with one common thought. They contend that soldiering should combine useful employment wuu arm ana niarcning. A prac tical application of the system would Instantly spoil the usefulness and fascination of present day recruiting boosters and Irreparably dam age pictorial art. Thirty Years Ago This Day in Omaha Inspiration of tho Infinite ' Complies frost Baa rue. The last party of the Apollo club series la attended by about twenty-five eouplea. The committee In charge was composed of C. IL T. Hie pen. W. J. Ward, J. A. Booth, Oeorge J. ailernedorf. T. E. Jones, A. J. Eaton, B. T. rrye, F. H. Koesters, H. J. Puller, U K. Moonty and O. P. Burnett Harry Vinton, private secretary to Mr. Callaway, la back from the east. The dramatlo club of 8t. Phllomena's Temperance society produoad "Above the Clouds." a drama In two acts, at To nth and Howard. Thoas participating were U H. Baler. Ed Burka. P, It bourd. Charles Tuggart. John McGinn, I'. l O'Brien. l A. lioahen and tho Misses Delta 1 lee lan, Jcnnla MoVann. Nora Flannery and Edith atuht, Bhermea Z. Caafleld, clerk in Superintendent Smith's of flea, la confined to his home by Illness. Robaon as Came pat on their perform noe of the "Comedy of Errors" at the Boyd la spectacular fash ion and drew the rapturous applause of the audience. William M. Hpenee of HornellavtUe, N. T.. arrived la this city to make Ma home, airs. KlUah t-todJard and Mrs. at. O. Adams have returned after a four months' visit In Massachusetts. Oeorg V. Clark of Bradatreet's local ageuo la back from a two weeks' trip through northern Nebraska. The air Is full of talk of a big hotel scheme In con nection with the purchase oy Mr. 1'aiton of the Goos hotel property. Eight Hundred Meters. Eight hundred meters is about the distance from Sixteenth to Twenty-fourth streets. This is the prize for which two great armies strug gled for days In the fiercest of deadly conflict. The Germans succeeded In throwing the French out of their trenches for that d'stance and pro claim a great victory, but only for a moment. The French have recovered the ground. And this is the story of the war from day to day. Thousands of lives were sacrificed In this en counter, millions of dollars worth of munitions expended, and at its end the foes face each other Just where they began. It is after all a war of little things. The immensity of the operations is swallowed up in the pettiness of the gains. No bridge at Lodl, no sunken road at Waterloo, no square of steel nor Old Guard dash marks this desper ate grapple of millions. The showiness of the soldier's trade has vanished before the me chanic's grime, and this war of desperately driven machinery Is rather Thermopylae many times repeated. Men burrow like moles and fight like demons in this maelstrom of passion. where victory is measured by Inches and the smashing of half a mile of front is hailed as a great achievement. Eight hundred meters of trenches taken and retaken In this contest between trained armies should hold a vivid lesson for those who be lieve raw recruits, hastily levied, will be equal to the defense of this or any other country. Russia Sees a Little light The visit of the czar to the Duma is not enough In Itself to support the prediction of extensive reform in Russian political life, but It shows a tendency In the right direction. The novelty of the procedure will attract some at tention In the world outstde, which has become accustomed to thinking of the ruler of Russia at permanently domiciled in a palace, sur rounded by an all but Impenetrable guard of military and etiquette. Nicholas broke down a custom of many year's growth when he mingled with his people on the streets of Petrograd, at the beginning of the war. This latest move of the czar shows that some of the forms of auto cracy are crumbling under the pressure of the conflict. Even Holy Russia finally rests on the spirit of the people. Sunk in ignorance and super stition to a depth that Is not to be measured by oidlnary rules, the moujlk is not especially promising material for democratic develop ment, but the germ is there. The Duma, even in its helplessness, is a manifestation of the people's desire to have a share in the govern ment. It Is scarcely less Impotent than was the Parliament of England in Its beginnings, or the Assembly of France under the Bourbons, nor does It hold less of promise. The little ray of light now shining in Rus sia may some day serve to illuminate the dark ness In which millions are today enshrouded. oarrstt T. Berries. GIVH your mind an Inspiring breath from tha in finite ocean of apace by looking at the planets Venus snd Jupiter, now ao conspicuous In the sunset sky. Remember that they, loo. are worlds si well ai the earth. Venus Is probably Inhabited; Jupi ter, though more than a thousand tlmra largpr, may still ba too young aa a planet to sustain life, at least In any such forms ss we are acquainted with. Aa you look at them In the sky, Venus appeara to be murh the larger and brighter of the two. That la a deception produced by distance. Jupiter la hun dreds of millions of miles more distant. If they were equally far from the earth Jupiter would outshine Venus about 120 times. That Is tha proportion be tween the areas of their respective surrarea. Venus Is very nearly of tha same alia as tha earth. In looking at it, then, you see how the earth would appear If we could view it a hundred million miles away. It would be only a bright star. The sunlight reflected from all Its oceana, continents and clouds would be concentrated Into a brilliant point, and this huge globe would be only a "diamond in tha aky." Who that had never lived upon It, looking at It thus, would ever dream of the races, nations, emplrea; of tha wars, conquests, explorations; of tha cities, pal aces, ships; of tha Inventions, rivalries, apiratlons; or of tha limitless conceit of which It haa so long been tha center! All theee things In a start And a mock star at that, for tha real atara are auns, not little planets masquerading In borrowed light. Jupiter and Venus for a few evenings appeared to be drawing nearer together. About February 14 they resembled a splendid double star, and after that thry seemed to drift apart again. These, too, were de ceptive appearances. They were not moving toward one another at all, but each was pursuing Its own orbit about tha sun, while tha earth from which wo looked at them was also rushing swiftly on In Its track. But tha speed of each waa different, depending upon Its distance from the sun, which governs all these motions, and, besides, Jupiter wss far outside the earth' path around the sun. while Venua was inside it, and thus another complication waa introduced Into their relative motions as they were seen from tha earth. It Is as If eur planet wera a ahip sailing in a circle, and Jupiter and Venua other ahips also sailing In circles, going in tha aame direction around tho aama center, but one farther and the other nearer thnn the earth, and all three moving with dlfferenq speeds. You perceive how puxzling that might be to a pas senger. And then, over on the other side of the sky Is Mars, traveling in an orbit between those of the earth and Jupiter, and just now rising in the eastern heavens while the others are sinking In the western. He Is in a different part of hia circle that la ail but ha belongs to tha fleet He has his red lantern out. and It gleams menacingly like a hostile signal. Mars Is tha smallest of these planetary ships, but ha looks mora formidable than any of them on ac count of his color. It is the hue of war. He makes 4 he superstitious afraid. Ha la a grim, compact battle ship. If you look at him with a telescope his bulging circle of white polar snow at the edge of tha ruddy disk has, I cannot tell what, strange suggestions of aggressiveness. It shines like tha doomed turret of a gun. There Is yet another planet In thla wonderful celes tial prooeeslon. , It Is tha ringed Baturn, hanging In mldheaven, northeastward from Orion, In the rich con stellation of the Twins. The circle that his ship fol lows la afar off, away beyond the tacking of Jupiter, and though he shows well because of his great bu'k. yet there la something of the dimness and mystery of secretive distance In his look. But turn your telescope upon him, and though It be for the thousandanth time, you cannot represa a quick Intake of breath at the sight of those great strange rings! What do they meanT Why waa that huge world hung round with suoh garlands of crowd ing, clashing meteors, which spin, circle within circle, and flash off tha sunlight Ilka whirling steel disks? Those rings of Saturn are tha relics of a spinning nebula which agea ago condensed ' Into a mlstleas skeleton. Farther yet than Saturn, on a line of sight passing between him and Mars, Invisible to tho naked eye. but to be seen-wlth a glass, like a faint sail on the remotest verge of the horizon, swims Neptune, pearly three thousand million miles away, tha outer guard ship of tha aolar squadron. Close by htm on the east appears tha mystlo gleaming of the clustered stars In the Crab. But though he lies so far out in spaoa, Neptune la practically no nearer that congre gation of raeasurelesaly remote suns than we are. II Ka. M Zh Twice Told Tales II Kiiw Them. Tha vary sentimental young woman Inquired gush ingly, "Oh, colonel, don't you love Longfellow poems?" "Can't say I do," replied the old campaigner. "Never read them. In fact Conaider all poetry abso lutely drivel." "But" she persisted, "surely you cannot help admir ing this versa of his out of 'The Day la Done,' you know: " 'And tha night shall be filled with music, And tha cares which infest the day Shall fold their tents like tha Arabs, And as silently steal away.' " "By JoveP' he exclaimed, "there la something In that I know thoae Arab beggars they would simply steal anything-." London Ttd-Blts, la4 TJp. A Swede waa being examined In a case In a Minne sota town where tha defendant was accused of break ing a plata glass window with a large stone. He was pressed to tell how big tha stona waa, but he could not explain. "Was it as big as my flat?" asked the Judge, who had taken over tha examination from the lawyers. In tha hope of getting soma results. "It ban bigger." the Swede replied. "Waa It as big as my two fists?" "It ban bigger." "Waa It aa big as my head?" "It ban about aa long, but not so thick." replied the Swede, amid the laughter of all but the Judge. Wash Ington Star. The far-flung battletront, with its host of human big guns, tends to befog the doings of blpporket warriors. Eased Pasha Is not the least of a number. A Turco-Balkan gamecock who defended Scutari against the Montenegrins three years ago, later holding the field against Austria's puppet king of Albania, Eased oontin. ues in a fighting mood and bids the Teutons "come on." It Essad's artillery has the range of his defl, vlstors to his bailiwick will be wise to make funeral arrangements in advance. People and Events The Kansas court decision limiting oil In spection fees to actual expenses carries a painful sensation to inspection quarters. Stripping the business of precious velvet violates the time-honored rules of the gam. The fury of competition In tha Jitney theater busi ness In Ohio Is Illustrated by a penitentiary sentence for a man who dynamited a rivals ahow house. Owing to the heavy snowfalls In New York City and vicinity fashion artists shortened skirts by an additional Inch or two for the convenience of tha elite. Prices were also elevated In proportion. Aspirants for postofflre honors can connect with tha Job at Washington rlarbor. Wis., where even want ada failed to find tha man. The Job doesn't pay .much, but tha title is there and the dignity goea with It Mrs. J. D. Earnest and her daughtera of Plalnvlew Tex., did tha good Samaritan act to J. M. Tuggla of Macon, Ua., soma yeara ago. Tuggla died recently and willed hla Ufa Insurance policy of IXOUO to tha Earnests as an earnest of hla appreciation. Two of New York's sleuths tracking shady artists at Jacksonville, Fla., aroused tha suspicions of native Sherlock Holmeses, resulting In their arrest as sure- thing men. It took twenty-four hours of wiring and phoning to convince the natives of their error. The coming oratorical whirlwind of Philadelphia la E. J. Cattell. city statistician. One evening this weak ha delivered six speeches at aa many dlnnera, sent tha seventh spiel over tha telephone to Baltimore and wound up the festlvltira by dining alone. Mr. Cattell keeps hia stock of stories In such constant use that whlakera hate no ahow (or detelopateut rresldeatlel Popularity. OQALLALA, Neb., Feb. OT.-To the Kdltor of The Bee; president Wilsons swing around the circle la a reminder of that other swing around the circle by President Andrew Johnson, In September, 1SSB, almost fifty years ago. The writer waa only a youngster, of. 17, but it waa my privilege to have been In Chicago on that occasion. It was at tha laying . of the cornerstone of the Douglas monu ment. Htephen A. Douglas was one of the foremost men of his day the ante-bellum days being attorney general of Illinois at 21. member of the legislature at 22, member of the state supreme court at 27, lower house of congress at 3.1, and United States senator at 37. He had no superior aa a debater in either house of congress, but what gave him his greatest reputa, tlon waa the great Lincoln-Douglas de bate upon tho slavery question, in which Mr. Lincoln had tha best of It No one questioned the honesty of Douglas' po litical convictions while all acknowledged tha great ability of tha distinguished sen ator, A great outpouring of people came to Chicago. All tha railroads ran excursions. I went with the crowd from my home town, Logansport, Ind. The Knights Templar had charge of the ceremonies. There were thousands of sir knights in attendance In full uniform and regalia, swords and sashes. The procession started from the Sherman house with a long line of carriages, those in front being drawn by four white horses with plumes, and Immense crowds lining the streets. In the first carriage came Pres ident Johnson and General Grant Tha great civil war had been ended only a little more than a year, and Grant, the greatest soldier of tho nineteenth cen tury, was the Idol of the north. President Johnson was not popular at that time with the people, owing to some things said and done, which in too long a story to tell In tha Letter Box. Some said it was a case of "too much Johnson," The cheers along the line were all for Gen eral Grant, but he was too good a sol dier to show even a shadow of disrespect for the great office of chief magistrate. Ie set quietly beside the president. scarcely acknowledging the salutes, while Mr. Johnson waa bowing and wav ing to the crowds. Tha second carriage was occupied by General Sherman Uncle Billy." the boys in blue lovod to call lilm and William H. Seward, secre tary of state. In the third carriage rode General Phil Sheridan, the hero of Win chester, and General John A. Logan, ho was tha ranking officer of the vol unteer generals. President Johnson went to Indianapolis, Cincinnati and Columbus in his swing around the circle. The people turned out to hear him, but he received a rather cool reception. Coming back to the present day. Pre st ent Wilson received a great ovation wherever he appeared. I would consider splendid endorsement of his policy In dealing with the great and momentous questions that are so vital to the welfare of thla nation. The team work of Wilson and that man Lansing haa been fine. Let us be honest with ourselves and give, them the credit that Is due them. B. M. SBARL.D. A Life-Long Republican. Europe's Preblem After tea War. HARLAN, la., Fob. 22. To tha Editor of Tha Bee: If I were to ask the readers of The Bee to name tha moat serious problem that will confront Europe after the war, I wonder what tha answer would be. Yes, there will be big war debts to pay, there will be governments to re construct; there will be a worid peace to provide for; there may be new navies to rebuild and remodel; there will be de vastated cities and whole countries to re generate; there will be credits to re establish; there will be national Industries to promote and national competition for tho world's trade; there will be technical works on military tactics, entrenchments. fortifications, warships and munitions of war to revise: there will be many a new chapter In history to write and new prob- lema in International law. The really grave and far-reaching ques tion with Europe is not concerning her resources, but how it will re-man Europe. This, too, will work Itself out naturally If left to nature, but there are indications that nature will not have everything Its own way In tha final settlement of this greatest of all questions. There are great minds In Europe who know, only too well, tha results of allowing the beat blood of a nation to be wasted on tha battlefields, while allowing tha poorest blood to re-man tha nation. Tha down fall of many a noble empire of the past la brought strongly to their minds, and there Is sure to be a struggle on tha part of cold-blooded scientists to prevent . a Ilka disaster at the expense of all that la held sacred In cultured and refined society. Especially in Germany, there Is already atrong talk of artificial fertilisation and of legalised polygamy. There everything la aubmerged In tha wavea of patriotism and scientific research is at Ua height. There la an ever growing tendency to sacrifice private feellnga and sentiments to the publlo welfare, and to rule the populace through the irresistible Influ ence of tha few dominant characters who seem to have been born to rule. The say that It la better that one healthy and strong-minded man should, through fertilization by artificial means. become the father of, say 1.000 able chil dren, than that l.ono Inferior children should be born with aa many separate fathers who had been refused by or re jected from the annlea on account of physical or mental Inferiority. A aort of legalised polygamy la also urged and they say that, under the pressing need for a new crop of able-bodied men, every woman owes It to the state to become a mother, and that tha state will protect her honor, and aoclety shall welcome her aa a worthy member while ahe la raising children under the new conditions to be established. For many years leading Germans have advocated so-called reform methoda of this character, and have been backed by considerable funds, great enthusiasm and Journallstto aupport. Their aim la to ao Improve the German race aa to make lt undeniably auperlor to all others. It would seem, however, that many of tha methods suggested are repulsive In tha extreme. Movements slong three differ ent lines are atrongly organized, how ever, command largo pecuniary means, a phalanx of original and prolific writers and enthusiastic devotion to their cause. Even in the universities, where tha dea tinlea of Germany have been mostly shaped, great enthusiasm la being shown along these lines, and. If they are deter mined to reform tha family la this way, It Is hard to aay what the result will be. Even In this country this subject Is re ceiving considerable attention and at tracting much Interest Dr. Elnora Folk- man, head of the woman's rllnle at Washington. C. writes: "I fully realize that Europe must do something to Increase the birth rate. I also realize that every woman In limpe owes a duty to the state In this matter. However, I want to go on record publicly as being absolutely opposed to polygamy after the present war Is over. I am willing to ad mit that It is one of the expediencies which may be adopted to repopulate the belllperent nations, but I think It would be the wrong method. When peace Is declared the nations of Europe will be confronted with a serious problem. One of the phases will Include a great number of unmarried women who have no chance of obtaining a physically fit husband, except through polygamy, but who should become mothers for the benefit of the state. "How to enable these unmarried wo men to perform their duties to the state without mnrringe and without personal degradation, to my mind, Is the great problem for Europe to solve. The ques tion Is, will Europe p-o back to the old time methods of polygamy, or will Eu rope turn to the newly discovered proc esses of science? Science has demon strated that it la perfectly poaslble for a woman to become a mother by the process of artificial fertilisation. Would not a woman, wh owea a duty to the state, prefer that to polygamy? I think so." It is not part of the eugenic program that such unnatural methods should be employed even to bring about a higher racial development. If we are to pre serve In the future race the true and tender sentiments, refinement of feelings and delicacy of taste, we must not use harsh methods or try to force unnatural conditions, but should aim to make the ties of the home circle stronger, the re lation between husband and wife holler and purer, and add. In every way, to parental and filial love. This great problem belongs to Europe alone at present, but there is always a possibility that it may become ours, too, some day. 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