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- THE OMAHA DAILY BEE
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State of Nebraska. County of Douglas, aa:
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Publishing company, bain duly sworn, aaya that tha
average circulation for tba month at January. Hi,
was H id?
DWimrr WILLIAMS. Circulation Mena-er.
Sebecribed In my presence and iwora to bsfrir
ma, thla Id dsv of February,
ROBERT HUNTER. Notary Public.
Babacribcra leaving th city temporarily
should hava The Be mailed to then. Ad
drees will b chanced aa often aa requested.
It's a safe guess that tba senator will not
attend tha Bryan birthday dinner thla yar.
Free htgtl Aid Bureau..
One of tba moat practical moves the newly
Mtabllsbed Welfare board haa undertaken is
to provide the free legal aid bureau. ThU la
Intended to give service to that claat of citi
zens who have not the means to otherwise
secure advice or assistance that may be rltal
to them. Much abuse has been borne, par
ticularly by the working people, because of
lack of definite Information as to legal rights
or as to the requirements of the law. The ew
bureau Is Intended to meet this need, ana to
overcome as far as possible Impositions now
suffered by reason of Ignorance of the law.
In this regard the office Is of far more Im
portance than that of public defender, 'create
hv the last legislature. Persons accused T
crime are always looked after ao far aa defense
Is concerned, but the poor man who Is threat
ened with a civil suit has frequently no re
course but to submit rather than be forced to
the added expense of court costs. It Is now
possible for him to get Information as to
what his rights are, and what course he must
pursue to protect himself without going to a
lawyer whose fee he could Illy afford to pay.
The free legsl aid bureau will not, as w
understand It, take cases Into court, but It will
be of great value because of tbs assistance it
tan render to those who need It most In the
way of guidance and direction a to how to
keep ont of court.
Aimed at Omaha
Fremont Trtbunta: Omaha's new hotel haa an
order against permitting women to smoke ln that
hostelry. Bo Ions aa It permits men to drink and
make fools of themselves It ought. In felrneee, to pet
mlt tha women to smoke. What Is sauce for tha
snoae ought to be at least gruel for tha gander.
Beatrice Sun: hero la always room for a dl Iter
ance of opinion as to what la news. The Omaha Bee.
for Instance, gives more attention than does tha
World-Herald to reports that Governor Morehead
may listen to the ealt of duty and become a candidate
for t'nlled State senator.
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Will wonders newer en did you notice
that item about all Philadelphia having a
skat on?
The soup . conspiracy gives Chicago pre
eminence in attempted wholesale murder un
equalled in tha annals of New York's gunmen.
Mr. Garrison will not discuss his retire-
man t. "I am not vocat," he says, thus dis
tinguishing the statesman from the politician.
Not a word of cheer or the makings of a
frown comes from Villa Serena anent tba cab
inet explosion. Doubtleas tha Villa is ltrtag up
to the name.
Teaching: Young: Men, How to Tana.
One of tba greatest services, of Its state
university to Nebraska is performed in tha
training of young man and women for tha
better practice of farming. Tha presence, in
Omaha of a large number of young men from
the College of Agriculture ia a forceful Illus
tration of tha Intensely practical methods In
vogue there. These boys are brought here to
inspect tha packing houses and stock yards.
that they may be given first-hand knowledge
of tha live stock Industry, to which at least a
part of their future efforts will contribute.
This Is hut a part of tha eouree that Is making
high-grade farmers, into whose hands the
agriculture of the state will eventually pass. It
Is tha close association of tha science with tha
practice of farming that Is being taught at
this school and tha state has already bad im
mense benefit therefrom, and will receive It la
even greater measure aa time goes on. The
scientific farmer is tha man of tha future, and
Nebraska Is raising that kind.
The value of Nebraska farm products for
1I1K reaches an official total of t47S.000.000.
As a sample case of prosperity the exhibit
peeds no oratory.
BrUlsn distilleries are to ba converted
into munition factories. Tha fact that brew-
eries are still exempt Is a trlbnta to tha greater
pall of the beverage. 1 ,
It would seem that "Met baa at last been
ululated with a virus that makes him Im
mune to the blandishments of tha Bryan fam
ily , by which he was dacxled all these many
years. .
Suffragists bombarded tba railonsed aolons
of New York state with valentines. Ileal ex
ecution will not begin until tha batteries of
powder puffs are brought Into doee-ranga
action.
Crawford Courier: Omaha may lie rotten at tha
core,' but on the outer surface It Is ao purely disposed
that on one portion they have -tried to adopt the old
blue lawa, proposing to atop tha sals Of Sunday news,
papers were a necessity and discharged from custody
tha nun who dared aell one or mora copies.
Newman Orova Reporter: Tha editor of The
Omaha bee must have been reading what Norfolk has
to aay ebout the Madison county court house. He
uses the same argtimenta about the state house. Tha
Kearney Hub thinks that If tha agitation for a new
state house beeomee serious It may also Include a re
moval flirht
Blah Tribune: Omaha papers exploit tha fact
that a young woman who bad been prominent In
social circles was autferrng with an attack of aoarlet
fever. Tha question arises In the writer's mind why
ao much fuss ever this case when hundreds of homes
are quarantined and many Uvea have paid tha death
penalty with but a few ttna notlos by tha great
daltres?
Tekamah Journal: One aees alt, three of the news
papers la Omaha nutted la a demand that tha ap
pointment f Brandala for supreme Juatloe should bo
confirmed. We just wonder If there are other rea
sons besides that of true worth that induce the sup
port of the Omaha newspapers.
Albion News: Tha automobile dealers of Omaha
ean see through a grindstone when there la a hole la
It, and they have arrived at the conclusion that the
farmers are now their most Interesting; victims. At
the coming ante Show ene day and evening will ha
given over wholly to the lord.i and women from the
rural dlatrteta. There will be no assumed welcome
or any eoadasoenaloa on the part of tha urbanltea
It will be a genuine, heart-felt welcome that will be
extended, and tba oounlry folk will be shown a good
time. ' There Is no aristocracy In genuine bualneaa
Tha rube and nay-aaed are obsolete objects of a
by -sons age.
ebaukrlaa la International Lew.
BENSON. Neb.. Feb. It To the Edi
tor of Tha Bee: Submission to the con
tention thst 'a submarine haa a legal
right to hold up a merchant ship onf tha
high seas, thereby Jeopardising the lives
of the passengers and crew by competing-
them to take to the open boats. Is
legalising piracy and Is Incompatible with
thst section of International law pro
viding for the safety of noncombatante.
A dlplenatlc blunder has been committed
that will have an 111 effect on the ex
port trade of the country for an Indefi
nite period.
THOMAS HBNRI W ATKINS.
Pa bile Land Ope e All.
ALLIANCE. Neb.. Feb. 14.-To the Edi
tor of The Bee: A few daya ago there
was published In the dally papers a state
ment relative to the opening of land.
under the government reclamation proj
ect In western Nebraska, to homestead
entry, next month, which statement con
tained an error that I wish to correct.
It was stated In tha article referred to
that only residents of tha Alliance dis
trict were eligible to file on the land,
whan, as a matter ol fact, residents ef
this part of the state hava no advantage
over dtlaens of tha United States resid
ing anywhere else, whose applications)
are received at the Alliance land office
within a period of five days prior to
March 24, 191.
JOHN W. THOMAS,
Editor The AJlanee Herald.
Twice Told Tales
The census bureau estimate put tha popu
lation or the United States sow up over tha
109,000,000 mark. .Well, then, w bar
1,230,000 equal to tha best of them right here
in Nebraska.
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A Teutonic "scare" thrown Into Canada at
Niagara Falls proved to be a hoax. The sudden
massing of troops In the threatened neighbor
hood, however, served to show that th
Fenian raid of 1897 Is not forgotten.
Greece Is said to be contemplating taxing
the salaries of Its office holders. Think of
trying thst out over here where the pie-counter
brigade Is always reaching for more, and th
law-makers are so careful to exempt official
salaries from tsxstlon!
No matter whst critics have ald or may
say regarding his peace methods, every forward-looking
man must lift his hat to Henry
Ford's fsr-slghted genius in pushing the
cause nearest his heart. Ho proposes to spend
millions In advertising. Success Invariably
crowns thst line of enterprise.
If honest confession is good for the aoul.
our amiable democratic contemporary will b
less disturbed by bad dreams now after Its ad
mission that "bumbuggery and Intolerance ar
confined to no one political party." It will not
be long, however, before it will be again
claiming for the democrats a monopoly on all
the political honesty sad virtue extant.
Thirty Years Ago
This Day in Omaha
Compiled freae Bee rtlea.
The Ire harvest Is practically over, although a few
fit ma are still engaged In cutting email quantities
The total le nearly three time that atored last year.
twins soniethtns over 136.0 tone.
The rchool board received a petition from about
u, ciHicni of Bellcvue reoueatlng that a school
house be built there.
An enjoyable party took place last evening at tha
home of Mr. and Mrs. I. Kaufman in honor ef their
sister, Mta Minnie Koaenfleld. of Boaton. Among
those present were the Mlaaea Scnleseinger, "eltgsohA,
itna. New, Nswman. Elchman. HofTmen, Mrs L
Kaufman, Mrs. I. Kaufman and Messrs. 8. Oberfelder,
M. ObcrfiMer, I Schlff. Sol Bergman, Julius Meyer.
M. Holihetmer, I. Kaufman, 8. J. Fischer and Bam
fttilesalngrr.
The vestry of Trinity cathedral la te tender Peaa
Mlllsi-augn and family a reception In the parlors ef
the Millard next Bunday.
The Musical Protection union has elected tease ef
fcar: President, Harry Jackson; rice president. A.
T. Inae; treasurer. A. Tjessenteo; secretary, Julius
Meyer.
The ''Fools meeting." preparatory te the forth
fomli'.g Turners' masquerade, was held at Germanle
kail with a nevel entertainment of music! and Ittrr
ary efforts, terminating In a dance. All parties pres.
ent wore fools' capa
A. t- Fitch a Co., between Fernem and Doug-las,
Insists that you can buy furniture there cheapar thaa
Ltr other place In the city.
Way Cleared for Makeshifts.
The prospectus for the week In congress
Indicates that tha democrats leaders secretly
exult at the disappearance of Secretary Gar
rison from the president's cabinet His going
has removed a great obstacle from their path.
and th way Is now cleared for tha paasage
of makeshift measures dealing with tha na
tional defense and the Philippines. Th late
secretary of war stood firmly, even against
th president, for plans that would efficiently
meet th needs of the country, and against th
Injustice proposed to be foisted on th Fili
pinos. He was unable to withstand the craft of
tha politicians In and out of congress, who ar
looking for partisan advantage, rather than to
perform a patriotic gervloo.
Mr. Wilson, facing a foregone renomlna-
tlon. Is apparently willing to temporise with
the greatest issue that has arisen during his
term of office, and will acquiesce In any sort
of expedient that may at this Urns aav his
face, and net tha final settlement over to b
dealt with by Ma successor. The court now
being pursued Is characteristic of th demo
cratic party, which haa never shown capacity
for properly handling big things, but always
patches up a compromise that does not remedy
the situation.
In one regard only ar the democrats de
pendably consistent, and that Is their record
for blundering.
Domestio Life in War Timet.
Eighteen months of participation in stu
pendous war has bad a sobering ellect on th
belligerents, which Is now being reflected in
th domestic life of the peoples Involved, It
stories that come across the water are to be
believed. Carelessness and indifference have
given way to soberer ind more seemly con
duct, and a consquent Improvement in per
sonal habits and conduct has followed. From
Englsnd comes the testimony of a school
teacher that never were the children under
her charge ao well looked after as today; they
coma to school cleanly and tidy. In appearance,
and conduct themselves with a decorum nn
known before. ThU teacher holds that since
the wives and mothers of England have acta
ally become responsible for the management
of the homes, they are more earnest In th
pursuit of those duties that fall to the lot of
to housewife. From Germany similar reports
are heard, and it may be taken that this Is in
some measure true of th domestic life In all
countries. Th presence of great national
danger haa turned th popular mind to the
more serious contemplation of mundane
things, and better ways of living naturally
follow. It is not especially aa occasion for
pride that audi a dreadful shaking up was
needed to stir man to more worthy efforts,
but It will b accepted as proof that hit sodden
condition was not .hopeless.
aleeiest, far Sabbath.
"All over Boot land." observed a well known golfer,
"the Sabbath la respected in a most remarkable way.
Golfing one day in the autumn on the St. Andrew's
links, I said te my eeddles
" 'Angus, man, the Waves ere falling. The green
Is turning red and brown. Winter will soon be upon
us. And do you get mueh caddylog to do In the
winter, Angus T
"Angua frowned) gloomily.
" 'Na. aa,' said he, blowing hla nose. There's nae
muckle eaddyln la winter. If It's no gnaw it's frost.
If It's ao frost It's snawi If It's neither frost nor
snaw It's rain, an' If It'a fine It's aura te be the Saw
beth'.'New Tork Post.
BxresiSBattesT Clveasaetaaeeo
la a Kentucky town la the edge of the mountains
the crowd at the poatoffloe waa discussing; tha latest
homicide. Uncle Tjuther William a. ripe In years and
experience, approached the group, end someone turned
to him.
"VaoJe Luther," be Inquired, "how do yeu stand
In regards to this kWtnc yesterday? Don't you think
aoroethlng ought to be done about Itf
-My son," said Cache Luther, turning- his quid
elowty, 'Tra plumb hostile to all UUIn'a whatsoever.
But If Bad Bod Menifee had te kill somebody. It
seems Uke Jo me he was powerful discreet la the
eholoe he made ytsUddy. Saturday Evening Poet
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urnaken Rtse.
At a dance Perotval Claude was presented te a
beautiful young girt from an adjacent town, and dur
ing the evening It waa hla great happiness to lead her
out among the papier meche palms for Ice cream and
angel oaks.
"And so," said th girt In response to Perervat's
story ef his life, you have never married."
"No," answered PerdvaL "I shall never 'marry
untu i meet a woman who Is my direct opposite."
"That should not be hard." returned the pretty
one with a faint amlle, "There are bright, intelligent
glrta In every part of the town."-Phlladelphia Tele-
graph.
He Kaew.
A young man dropped Into a state of coma, and
It waa several days before he fully recovered. Later
he spoke cf hla experience with a party of mends.
"Oh. yes," tha young man aald In response to a
question. "I knew all the time what waa going en.
and I alee knew that I wasn't dead, because my feat
were cold and I was hungry,"
'1 see,' thoughtfully said one ef his friends, "hug
how did that maka you think that your were suh
alive r
' "We!!," answered tha young man, "I knew that if
I were In heeven I wouldn't be hungry, and thst if I
were anywhere else my feet wouldn't be cold." Phils.
delphia Telegraph.
Please note that the president, whll advocat
Ing that the government manufacture munitions
for itself "ss far as possible," ha does not sub
scribe to the proposition that munitions-making
ba made a government monopoly. Every per
son possessed of common sense knows that In aa
emergency the government would want to utll
lie every possible means of self-protection, and
that to snuff out all private arms factories would
only to that extent weaken and embarrass th
government. "Take th profit out of uunttiona
maklng" is a fine sounding catch-word, but that
U all It is.
Peoplo and Events
Th Omaha. poatoXfic exhibit of efficiency
and economy constitutes a notable tribute to
th administration. It is especially heartening
to democrats who esteem the Baltimore econ
omy plank aa the guldepost of government.
Results which fully meet the platform test
must Impress upon democrats the consistent
duty of resisting any change la the msnsge-rnent.
snslon In the soars belt ef Ootham la gradually
eaaing up. Normal serenity Is man! ranted In publlo
discussions of the canals ef Mars and the length ef
time required to dig them.
The wife fa gilded youth ef Pennsylvania, suing
for divorce, aald her husband waa so drunk upon one
occasion that he fed out of the bus In front of a
hotel, and had to be oarrled la. About the same time
a Plttsburgher testified In court that his wife took
en board a Jag so enthusiastic that aha kicked
window out of a t ax Ira b. This ties the-eoere.
A crooked bootlesger pulled off a tough one on
the dry belt of Oklahoma. A barrel of what was
represented te be high grede whisky waa sold fnr
im spot casta In the oil region near Shamrock. The
barrel actually contained one gauon or whisky In a
ran ao attached, to tha interior that It could be
sampled through tha bunghole. Tha rest of the con
tents waa water.
Corporations are up against a new drive at thilr
damage departments. A few day ago a Kansae City
Street Railway company handed over j00 in settle
ment of a kiss swiped by a conductor for a girl pas
senger. A company operating steamers on the
Chesapeake la made defendant In a ault for tas.OO
daroagea because an employe aeeulated without per
mission. What tha doctors aay about kissing being
unhealthy gains unlocked for support.
Te protect the first families and late comers of
Vh-gtnta a statesman of large vision haa Introduced
a bill for a law requiring skirts to extend not snore
than four inches from the ground, and an exposure
tlmtt ef three Inches of collar bones. eBtween the
extremes positively ne trans part odes will be tolerated.
War haa made a clean sweep of the "fcnuts" ef
F.ngland. Some are dead .the others on the way. The
Knslls "knut" la kin to the American "nut." Be
sides the difference of a letter .the English brand
waa made p of varsity men distinguished for dress.
swagger and conceit, "seventeen months ago," ear
a private letter from London. "England waa cram
lam full cf 'knute.' Today .there Isn't one. They are
all either dead or In the trenches."
Ethles ef Feaalalne Clsraret avoialnsT
OMAHA. Feb. lL-To the Editor of The
Bee: Anent this topic of cigarette smok
ing In the public dining rooms of one of
out hotels, which is just now a popular
society fad.
Tha management of this hostelry ia
quits right In prohibiting a harmless In
dulgence which, te the mlrHe class of
the middle west, la most unnsiial.
I think, though, If tha Individual so
shocked at the publicity of a dainty,
gold-tipped cigarette, held gracefully and
prettily between the wall manicured
fingers of a refined feminine hand, would
or could look back a generation or so and
see hla or her grandmother alttlng on the
doorstep watching the curling amoks
from her old elay pipe, or a great-aunt
dipping snuff with a dirty looking little
wooden stick, he er an anight feet that
the race haa laro groans 1,
How shocked many ef these straight-
laced, good people would be oould a
vision of the past snuff-dipping, ' pipe-
amoktng aunts and . grandmothers peas
before them.
Perhaps, too, one of these same cigar
ette smokers so bold, braxen and 1 ai
med sat may find among the family heir
looms, aa I have among mine, an ex
quisitely wrought gold snuff box aet with
prectoua stones, a gift of the royal Louie
Phillip to a treat-grandmother. Tobacco
to be sure, only In a different form.
I doubt If these people, who ao right
eously condemn our cigarette smoking,
have ever been beyond the boundary line
of the Mississippi or the Ohio. If they
have reached New Tork, they've had,
perhaps, a sight-seeing; fleeting glance
at the upholstery and draperies of the St.
Regis, the Astor or th Knickerbocker.
Our women who have traveled and
lived In Europe and known the Inner
side of the best, socially and materially,
hava found the high-be ro. well-bred
woman much given to the indulgence of
the cigarette, both privately and publicly,
ever the after-dinner, black ooffee or
wine. Why eheuld w women over hers
not follow th example of the woman
who. generally apeak Ing, Is the superior
by right of birth culture and refinement
ef the average American traveler.
When th best fiction writers of Europe
portray their moat virtuous, refined, cul
tured and beautiful women smoking
dye ret tea usual 1 y, it It true, in the
privacy of Intimatea, but often tn soma
extravagantly elegant publlo dinlna
palace why condemn the American
woman and her etgaretba, which Is used
as much by th society girt and woman
as her wage earning sister of the stage.
True, many women of the atag form
the cigarette habit, but a great majority
of them do not. Women of the theater
are almost Invariably of nervous, tem
peramental natures their work la stren
uous and often nerve wracking1 and the
cigarette soothes those tautiy-drawn
nerves, relaxes the whole being and la i
rest that only those who know Its In
fluanee can understand and It la not at
all harmful unless used te excess.
There la nothing eeeras, nothing Im
moral, nothing unsightly In "Milady's
Ootd-Ttvped Trifle," but there la some
thing decidedly vuurar and renuUrtva In
half i doxan meretrlcloualy-garbed, fatuous-looking,
half-tipsy damea alttlng
around a table and publicly consuming
cocktails Innumerable
If, In the estimation of the excellent
management of this particular hotel, this
cigarette smoking la a thing on which to
place a ban, a thing to be tabooed aa
common, vulgar and not in good taste
offensive even to tbs vulgar crowd why
has It the effrontery to place tha burden
upon the ahoulders of that much mis
understood, gracious. Intelligent and In
dependent creature our actress and
please, Mr. Manager, who Is the "Woman
Out of Town?" "A GOLD TIP."
Strict Qnnranttae Will D It.
COUNCIL BLUFFS. Ia.. Feb. 14. -To
the Editor of The Bee: The scarlet fever
epidemic has called out such a variety
of comments, preventives end cures, I
wonder that no one has exposed the real
reason for the prevalence end continu
ance ef the disease. People don't want
to be quarantined. What Is more, tha
majority - of persons will not be quar
antined a minute longer then they can
help and the average doctor will explain
allowing patients freedom In ten dsyg te
three er four weeka by saying. "9nmo
cases clear up sooner than others." What
does the Stale Vnlvershy Medical Faculty
aayT "Peeling does not begin for a
week and continues five weeka"
Kenelm Wlnslow, a medical professor
connected with Harvard university, says:
'Scerlet fever patients should always
be Isolated for aa long a period aa six
weeks, and. better, eurht weeks, without
regard to shorter duration of peeling-, and
tt peeling continues longer, so should tha
Isolation. The dutease la commonly con
sidered contagious so long aa peeling of
the akin lasts. But tt' seams probable
that any catarrhal accretion from the
se, threat or ear Is capable of eom-
inuasoeUn the germs from a patleat to
niYMee person for nanny daya after ether'
evidences of the aleeeas are paet."
Several years ago a daughter of a well
known Omaha family of Christian Sol
enoa falta almost died from scarlet fever.
The parents finally employed a materia
mediae doctor, end ehe lived. She came
serosa the river to her married sister to
convalesce and peel off. The next year
neighbor's child died, t have always
wondered.
In our neighborhood several years ago
a child tn a family of alx children had
scarlet fever, was isolated for three
weeks when she appeared well and the
house waa disinfected. Shortly afterward
another child was taken 111 and the seme
program oarrled out until a third alege
was brought about. Now If the first
child had been Isolated two month a no
matter how light her case, and everything
near her boiled, burned or scrubbed with
carbolic solution mightn't the result have
been more satisfactory?
In my opinion tha Ufa of one child is
too greet a price to pay for freedom
from proper quarantine for all Omaha
and Council Bluffa
MRS. RUTH C WOLF KS.
Tips on Home Topics
LAUGHING LUTES.
enenweaanssa
"Does your husband believe in prohl-
bltlonr ...
"About the ssme aa he floes in snom.
IT uliiill, (hers mlsht be Such a
thing and the mention of It scares blm
dreadfully." Washington Star.
Bill Has he any friends among the
stsge people?
Jill I guess not.. Tou know he's a
dramatlo critic." Tonkers Statesman.
U pamce r OAvtHisAAmry
yd par in m rwjwfffcw
50 THAT HP OVi H
fW? RK sW Five tWMSj
Washington Post: International diplo
macy awaits the heppy moment ef ad
justment when aero ralda will be classed
as en Infringement of tha blue sky taws.
Cleveland Plain Dealer: It la announced
that the suffragists Intend to bombard
congress with poetical appeals. In some
cases that would be throwing peerls Into
pork barrels.
Philadelphia Ledger: "Incomparably
the greatest navy In tha world" seems to
be a saying as full of danger as "too
proud to fight." Has Mr. Wilson no
confidential advtaer with a blue pencil?
Pittsburgh Dispatch: A California Judge
suggests shooting for "some of our
feeble-minded Jurymen," and the Jurors
might retort that If a atray bullet hit an
occasional Judge the world might wag
along.
Indianapolis News: But there's nothing
surprising about those figures showing
that the majority of Insane asylum In
mates come from the city. Everybody
knows that the fellows oa the farm have
nothing to worry about.
Baltimore American: The astronomers
report that the red planet Mars la coming
very near the earth. If the long-sought
communication Is possible, he ought to
be warned off. Thla earth has troubles
enough on Its hands as It Is.
Boston Transcript: The Philadelphia
mint la busily engaged turning out gold
coins for Latin-America. The "boneat
little dollar" Is now the standard of the
world, whll the Bryan cart-wheels In
(Mextoo ar selling at 10 cents.
Philadelphia Ledger: Who started the
war? Why, the Hon. Joseph H. Choate,
who as one of the American delegates at
The Hague conference of 1907 withdrew
the motion for "the fredom of the seas."
So Dr. Edmund von Mach aays. It Is
well to have the responsibility thus defi
nitely placed at last.
Baltimore American: Bread may be
come dearer In Swttserland, and yet tha
Swiss had nothing to do with the case.
In spite of all efforts to keep out of it,
they must suffer with the rest, which
la another Instance coming into the
limelight of the Injustice of war In the
suffering of the innocent.
New Tork World: One reason for tha
high cost of nominating a candidate for
president la found la the decision of the
democratlo national committee that the
convention at St. Louts, which might
easily transact Its business in a day or
two, is to be In session four days. ' Thla
arangement, cf course. Is mads out of
consideration for the hotel ' keepers and
other dispense re cf good cheer who sub
scribe the guarantee fund cf 1100,000.
"Tee: we pay spot cash for every
thing." . .
"Ah! t often speak to my husband
about the time when ws had to." Puck.
Edith I think Jack is horrid. X asked
him If he had to choose between me and
a million which ho would take, and he
ssld the million.
Marie That s all right. Hs knew If he
hed the million youd be easy Boston
Transcript.
"Why, what In the world has become of
your watch? The one you used to have
had a handsome gold case."
"I know It did, but circumstances alter
cases." Philadelphia Telegraph.
COLONEL W. P. HEPBURN.
Ia Meaaerlaaa.
The Court stands adjourned, the Law
yer is dead!
Judge. Oftioers, Jurors, hear tha de
cree. All witnesses go with heart muffled
tresd.
The crowd gives respect to his memory.
Sound Tape for tha Soldier, marchings
are done!
Grief muster the Comrades he led In
tha War.
So pay him the tribute the Patriot won.
Rose garland the tent thst hides ev'ry
scar.
Half mast the Old Flag, tha Statesman Is
gone,
The voice of soul eloquence heard
nevermore!
Tha wisdom in counsel, the faith that
fought on.
Are etill as the halls with crape en the
door.
I
bells! Friend,
Toll, toll, the church
Father, is dead!
The Husband, the Citlxen, one of us
Speak'only the word that ha would have
If wished been first to answer the
CU LU B. CAKE.
New Tork City, February 8, 191.
Here and There
There is a gun at en and of th Pan:
erne canal, tha most powerful at any
coast defense fort, with a rang of twen
ty-three miles. Its weight aloes probably
would have sunk any of the ships with
which Plsarro left the Isthmus to con
quer Peru, and beyond a doubt if he could
have transported it to the land of the
Incas one shot would have scared the
humble Indians Into several centuries of
submission.
Palm Beach society is ruffled to the
hair roots by a published report that a
noted tango leader, sailing under tha
name of Jean Saint Cyr, Is net as
Trenohy aa tha name lad lea tea, but halls
from the freight train chorua olrouit of
Texas, where he answered to the namo
of Jack Thompson, The adopted name
proved a stroke of genius. By means
of tt he first married a wealthy widow
of M years, his senior by thirty years,
and aha willed htm $300,000, because shs
loved him so. In the height of his mourn
ing, he met the widow of "Silent" Smith,
a multimillionaires. Together they dried
their tears, agreed to "let bygoneo be
bygones." and were married. Isn't Jeaa
e wldowy dear?
Start Tomorrow
and Keep It Up
Every Morning
Got In th habit of .drinking
glatt of hot water before
breakfast
We're not hare long, so let's make our
stay agreeable. Let Us live wall, eat well,
dlgeat well, work well, aleep wall, and
look well. What a glorious condition to
attain, and yet, how vary easy It Is if one .
will only adopt the morning inside bath. .
Folks who are a'coustomed to feel dull
and heavy when they arise, splitting head
ache, atuffy from a cold, foul tongue,
nasty breath, acid stomach, can. Instead,
feel as fresh as a daisy by opening the
sluices of the system each morning and
flushing out the whola of the Internal
poisonous stagnant matter.
Everyone, whether ailing, sick or well,
should, each morning, before breakfast,
drink a glass of real hot water with a
taaspooniful of limestone phosphate In It
to ' wash trom the stomach, liver and
bowels the previous day's Indigestible
waste, sore Mis and poisonous toxins;
thus cleansing, sweetening and purifying
the entire alimentary canal before put
ting more food Into the stomach. Tha
action of hot water and limestone phos
phate ea an empty stomach la wonderful
ly invigorating. It cleans out all the aour
fermentations, gases, waste and acidity
and gives one a splendid appetite for
breakfast. While you are enjoying your
breakfast tha water and phoaphate la
quietly extracting a large volume of water
from the blood and getting ready for a
thorough flushing of all the Inside organs.
The millions of people who are both
ered with eonatlpateloa, bilious spells,
stomach troubls; others who have sallow
aklna. Mood disorders and alokly com
plexions are urged to set a quarter pound
of limestone phosphate from ths drug
store This will cost very little, but is
sufficient to maka anyone a pronounced
crank, on tha subject of inside-bathing
before breakfsst. Advertisement.
The best office location
for a lawyer is
THE BEE BUILDING
Tae frer&eVnjr tfteat as areeaye stew "
You can save time by be
ing near the court house
For office apply to Roperln tendon t. Room 108.
Persistence is the cardinal vir
tue in advertising; no matter
how good advertising may be
in other respects it must be
run frequently and constant
ly to be really succcessful
