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EMPRESS, 15th & DOUGLAS
MARY PAGE NO. 4.
THE 'MARK, Epsanay.
Jack Rlchardann and Anna Little In
"According to John," ahowlng an out
li.w'fi reaenerktlon. In 4 vivid acta,
Oeorga Ovy In ''Jerry' Million,"
cotredy. "Hilly and the Vampire," a
faclntlng co'.nedy.
Nertrn.
GKAfiD, 16TII AND BINNEY
Florence La Radio In Mutual Mnatet.
picture. "Five Fault of Flo," In part,
Ajid a yood corned v.
APOLLO. S8I4 LEAVENWORTH.
The Womkn With a Roaa, -rel Ea.
Rv Mmht of Ilia "Right," Vita, com.
Ji'artnev Merwln'a Adventtire. Sellg.
Ihou LKVAflDi Yii'ie LivVnwortb.
Todav, cnntlntioualy from 1 p. m., an
K;ultlie Feature, Helen Ware In
"The Price."
jTouLTr Mi LfcAVENwOilf k."
William Farnuni In "A Soldier Oath."
Ko.
MONROE. 1555 FARNAM.
Fir Otlhert ParVar'g great Northen
atorv, The Right of Way, featuring
William Kaveraham. AIo the Omaha
boy. Mala Hamilton In Her Painted
Hero a .
Ik Biac.
BESSB. KTII 4 N.
The Purification of Mulferg,"
?-rec rStlnrarc alory.
"Proamy lud IOat at Sea." Haaanay,
"No Klree, Roh." Hellg
oiipnuuin s'lraxir
"An Innocent Brook."
"Vlvlana."
"Martha of tha Jungle."
Vaudeville. .
tar Features
Tbe are) Special KxtnMlaat
Pkrturee bow appeartef at tba
folluwt&j; Tbeatersi
ArOLLo, " i i JrLLrXv.Nw6Rtir
"The Woman With a Tloa." I reels.
IVH AND N.
The Purlflcetlon of
Htmgaree atorv.
Mulfera," t-retl
BOULEVARD, S3d ft Lvnworth.
Tlelen Ware In "The Price."
EMPRESS, ltTH AND DOUQLAS.
"Mary Page," No.' i.
GRAND, 1TH AND BINNEY
Florence La' Badee In
Flo." In five parte.
Five Faults of
U ON ROE- 1551 FARNAM.
r"lr Ollbctt P.trker'g sreat Northern
etorv. Tie l.l-nl .if 'y. featuring
William Faroham. Also the Omaha
boy, Hal L.tiuniou n Her Painted
Hern
FRINCKSS. iai?-lS DOUOIJ18.
Jack Rl'chardaon and Anna Little in
"According to John," showing an out
law' regeneration, In four act.
fKOiiLTr, sbi LkAVtiNwORtH.
William Fsrnum in "A Soldier's Osth."
Fox.
1ATII A U ri.ERAL KOTItCB
MAUSOLEUM.
WRT bury yeur dead la tha eold grtraaa
in stormy weather when you can buy
tons b In a narble bolid'ng at raaaonabla
trl eT TeL MAUSOLFl'M CO., VK SlTa.
PI ER1L UIRECTOHI.
i.KK.-ir-M AK1.M J bv ll.a day.
tiarnied. W dialer tiMM.
Work
LoHir.
S XTIt'd. fu.na' Vf amain St.
I,. HtMilHaON, Pwugisa. t. li
Mrui'ir Kiurmt Talcsrapn hM. As a
fli-S A 8vVOHOjiAil4H Farnam St.
A. Ij-SACiiUi-. 1U UaJu,. luu4iuT
Th Easy Way
, is the
Telephone Way
PHONE
TYLER 1000
s
LOST-FOUND REWARDS
OMAHA COVNCIL BLIKKS STRSKT
RAILWAY COMPAKT.
Persons hsvlng loa om articta would
do well to call up tha office of the
Omaha Council Bluff Strset Rallwes
company to ascertain whether tbey left
It In the street care.
Many articles each day are turned la
and tha company la aaaioua to reetore
them to tbe rightful ewoera. Call
PonC 48. .
IF TOtI low 7tkfi( 4 HI ilnrtW H ,
Will eurfr lauerar N t frHiB hf San 4
eieoa. Raaiarkaki eeaarle are broeikt
abawt aver? ear throar lata eotawa.
THB UW-rwn w fia loa ertle'e an
late-) la kae-lag (ha rial la la
elrvt la ulrlat thaai t M tka '
Ihroaik aTarllaaaaat aa otherwise aad Uat
a failure to aa. If aaa aaa ka r.a, la-
aalvaa a 9mr aaaaitr.
UOST-Hockathook. lillh hatwaan Dodae
and Iaavenworth. or wat to 17th Ave.;
contained hllla and allvar. eluo ladr a
(old watch, man ring and cryaul. Re
ward. Pourlae 4111. .
EoilT Ppanlah lace 'arf nwir roaldanc.
Mr. K. W. Naah. J Burt St. Uberal
reward.
EuHT-fnltial
1 al y. pin. ael
Tler U4
nth gnrneli
reward
EoT-K. of C. emblem pin.
ater Kf.
Call Wei-
FOR SALE-MISCaLANEOUS
rraltra
4 Mowacaiotel G ).
Fon KAf.B All mey furniture; r
aonable price: riano. dining room and
kitchen furnltiir. porch furnltura, laun
drv flture, lawn mcwer and hoe. OT
Fowler Ave
RTViTi'AnVlAINM. Furniture. St; etov
bed, aprlnga, mattr a, l each; bldin
comfort, rlanke'f
; , 11 II. ... i -r-..
ALL REPAIRS- elr front, furnace
eotle at". Quick eervlce. Omaha Bloe
Penalr Work 1?o- Pu-Ie TylrV.
AM leaving city, muat ell fumed oak
living room et. Wilton rug. bal-y buggy
and t-hy bed at a wrlflce, Hnr.
WILL fell furniture of e-room hoiiae for
IK): coat 111'. Phone Colfax "1
N. th Ave
6MAHA plLlTyW C -Mattreae trade
oier Mt like new. IT fuming. t. ?'f7.
Plaajoo anal Maalcal laatraaacata.
SMITH A HA UN EH uprlglit piano, fine
condition. T ler .
fjjt per montli.
A. Moan. lgl Doualaa.
Store mm Office Klatoree.
PBoKS. aafee. ecalea. ehoweaaa, hlv.
tog. ato. W buy, aU. Omaha riature
eWiuppiy C . i4-H- S. Wh.
Ca aarm
4 M.aelaka.
f JLUa oaveleped free If purchaaed from
JrhoU CraftJhorJ Jl P'li". lJEL
jewelry. Uiaaaoada, Walckee.
t RQPFX3AA Rt) 8 "lucky wadding ring'1
at tth and Pnualaa B
(latkTlaa, Pare, Etc
WB buy and aeTl talfor made aulta and!
overcoat. PYledma n, 1211 Uou glaa St.
Itwiai Marblaea.
"bEVXN"cTMAClirNfES"
w rent, repair, sell needlea and partg
C ail sewing machlnee.
M ItHali l
NRRRABKA CICLB CO.,
tlth and Harney Bta. tug. 1,
Typewrttera aad Bapjllea.
RKW machine aold the aame aa rent
13 per month. Co u before you buy or
rent. Mhlpped any place on ten days
free trial, llutta Typewriter Exchange,
lie 8. lhh, Omaha. Nel).
tJ RL'YH IlilO Vlalhle Fox tyttewrltar.
Nearly new. Aiinreaa w i, nee.
6T5AKA NTKK Typewriter "lUhboii. $S per
do. Rutta Typewriter Kc. S. iMh.
Sent n Oliver typewriter t mo. for 14.
Oliver Troewrtter Aaancy. la rarnam.
fypF.RWITK.R8 eold, renter repalridT
Central Typewriter Fc. 1B Farnam.
SiCNt m ' BemTngton ' not rul FP-
wrttar. Low rent. Call Douglne 124.
TTPKWTiiTEn for rent. I months, 5.
Htitta T y pewrlter F. c. 3ia n .i i n ni . r
HTKMITVi'B for aale. $35. K lee.
Dllllarel Peat Tahlca.
COM fiALA New and eaoond-hand aaroot
nd pocket bl'llard tabiea and bowling
iIct and acoeaaortea; aend for cata
logue; eay payments. Tha Brunswick
Ualke-Colienoer CO.. 7l-e B. win mu
l'HT Ulndllng by the load, Harney Tin,
Prtatlagr and omee Bapallea.
ONK writer pre for printing Imitation
typewriter letters: one Invalid sanitary
chair; one collapsible go-cart, Pnona
w enaier Tiw.
WATttHH-HARNHAKT Ptg. Co.. Quality
printing. Tel. loug. iiw. o-' B. mn au
f ENTRATTrflTrilngTSo. DOUOLAO t'bZ
t-oiiOLAB PrlniTiig Co. TeIDo"riglas tUC
M lacellaaeaae.
"roTt sALfci ciiiiAp.
Bualneae College Courea.
Toll and complete acholarablp In on
ef tha beat Ouiaha buatnraa achool.
Good rcaaun for telling; perfectly relia
ble; worth full prle, but will be aul'l
Very reaaonably. If Interested Invest!.
gale at once, becauae aprlug term begins
soon. Thore are a variety of coureea for
ale. ror particular inquire at tha e
no or .The omana uea.
For bAU'i Paint and'waU papvr bual
nee. conltlng Of wall paier, paint
and bruahea, all In good condlUon, and
also well located, one t-room house and
4 lota; a anap It taken within the next
80 da ye. Addreaa W. 11. bpancer, Ulooro
field. Neb.
Sit high standard of quality will "be
mamiMlned; 4 quarta of Old Fontenelle
wh.laay, U; bottled In bond. Henry
Pollock, mall order aoua. JJoug. iim;
m-H4 N. IMh bt.
AEEXTTi3' LIQUOR liOUsii,
Thirteenth and Doualaa.
ftottled-ln-boBit whlaky, sue. $LC0, $LS,
run quart.
4t1 Ort Gulden Weat WhUky, full
po.vv quarta bottled In bond, prepaid.
Cackley Rroa. Omaba
l?IlEM 1 lb- "" QBBPowder or
I UXuXi mfmn Ua with every IS lbs,
ef best IV) coffee, parcel poet, at U-Tl
Pave s Coffee Market, lail Leavenworth
M.. omana. Neb
EMPTY Lctl ceaes with lining, burlap
aacka, gallon glaaa lara. Apply at'
rd ronteneli hotel.
rnTTnTbata'dalivera1!. tli Illlnola
. ut of UDC
mii la.ag oar ton.
twiciit ijyi.
bin I M. iluamnteed tyMwrlter rib
bons I for $1. Reliable Ribbon A Carbon
Co., Pougl r.42.
EVF.RT day )aa TTT" eunahina for BFtt
Want-Ad uaera. Start today. Call
Tvl-r
MAMMOTH candle inuubator; uaed one
aeaaon. John Watson, t'nlon. Neb.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Mechanical Draughting
Machine Designing
Estimating
Patent Drawings
H C SLOMAN.
FhoB T. $444. 415 Prande s Theater.
FOR ItH'NTV TKKAKl'RF.R
EMMET G. SOLOMON
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ANNOUNCEMENTS
BMODIiUAA Rl) '8 "Luc k W add log
Plnra" at iBh ard DougUa Ufa.
fScRiUMSF AT V M.C.A. R'jaln'eaa ntaa.
TZckr'
Krerythlaa; far Weaara.
ACCORPIOV. aide, knife, aunburat, bo
pleatiim. covered button, all lea anJ
tylea; hematltrhlng, point eddna; em
broidery, heaillna. braiding, cording,
eyelet cut work buttonhole, pennant.
Ideal fleeting Co., J" Uouglaa block.
I 'nnit1a
BTTAAilKVTiNt. halrdreaelna. facial mae
aa and manlcurlna given In your home.
Hnrnthv Camp, i'hone for appointment.
R"d l.
Cklraaa4laa.
('rrle J. Fnford, a) P. rtik.
Red 4W7.
( aataaaea.
THB laraeat atock of maaquerad and
tticatrlial coat u ma In the counUy.
Tlieo. I4ehen A Hni, IMi Howard. l. 411V
THKATItK Al, aowna, full drea aulta, for
rent. Vfi N, lab St. John Fcldman. (
DrHiMiklaf.
LADIK'ff aulta remodeled In tha lateet
i yle. 111! Fa rnam. Pougla .
(R8. M6TTAZrdreamKer"M&"8. U Av.
6KW1MJ at home or o'jt. Red .l
KWI NO or day work.
Pougle 721
Ke I at e r ' aP rea a mejOngjiorj KA City NatT
TerryTro)m.k'g collea. tth 4k Farnani.
WORK OIJARANTKKD. WALNUT r
hlraaraetora. Malaal Adjaat aeita.
DRR. JOHNBTONf. Chlroprectora. of
hhcldon, Iowa, wlah to announce their
location at 27 N St., houth Omaha.
'onulttlon free and Invited. Phone
Honth "!
PR HL HUonN, lath and Karnam, Wcad
Rldg. I. K47; Palmer achool graduate.
tr. J. C. Lawrence, 1 Halrd Hldg. I. 41.
Dvattete.
Pr. Bradbury. No pain. ll W O W, pidg.
yorrhea. Ir. FVkWa, 7? CltyNat. Rank.
TaTtTentaf"Roo"m. IMfDouglaa. D. 2iT
Jaatlcea e( tbe Peace.
If. H. CLAIRORNK. E13 Paitnn Blk. Red
7401. Notary public; depoaltton eteno.
W. HK1TI, 31 Hwiker Hlock.
Drill,
PRt at rut prlcea; frelcht paid on 110
order; catalogue tree. Hherman at Mc-
Conneii rug Co., Omaha, Neb.
Klatare and Wtriaa;.
DTTRICTV Electric waahlng machine.
lamp. rrCT coming m. I'oug. zm.
Aeeeaataats.
E. A. DWORAK, 0. P. Ag
4.t8-4?7 Hamg Pldg, Tel. Douglas 740.
Parrlera.
AM KNFFTF.R, 1020 Karnam. Red (AM.
H. Rotholi, 2X1N avenworth. ' H. 37 SC
MOTlaaT P let are Macklars.
OMAHA Film T.x., 14th and Doug. Mo-
tlon picture machine and film nargalna.
Pataata.
Taiton Blk. Tel.
P. O. Bamell,
Red T11T.
I. A. Kturgea, RT Rrandel Theater BldgT
Plana laatraetlaa.
Ragtlm piano playing poaltlyelr taught
in to leaaon. ut t urning, wm. rm.
Wlaee mm 4 Llqeere.
BUT your family liquors at Kllen'a
Liquor houae, s?i N. lUth. Douglas ln.
Carpenters aa4 t'aatraetar.
Iaaard A Son, 19M Cepltol Ave. T. 1,U.
C. W. Hokanaon. Vm Lvnwth, Tyl. llW-jT
Detectlvee.
JAMFJS ALLAN, 812 Neville Block. nv$-
pence secured in an cases. Tyler 11 .tt,
Farnaeeia aa4 Tlavaa.
1TABF.U8TROII. 402 Hamilton. Wal. tm.
T.Tva stock ioaamlaaioaere.
MARTIN B ROB. A CQ. Exchange Bldg.
Oelaopatk Payalciaas.
JOeFPHINK ARMWTRONO, 15 Bee Bldg.
Plaatea Ieaae4.
CX'RLBD, dyed. Elaele. 11M City Nat.
Scale Repalrlaar.
dm, Standard Scale Co., 811 W. 11th. P. tWl.
Bkaa atepalrtasj.
ITarley Shoe Rep'r Co..yo4 Fam'ra R. MM,
teel lelliaaT.
CARTFR Sheet Metal Company, 110 B. 15.
a WFl WsSpibllCal.
OMAHA Towel Supply, Wt S. 11th. P. 821.
Traaka aa4 Salt Cases.
FB F.T.I NO A BTB1NLK, 1 Farnam St
Watch gpeciaTlaie.
CTirlatlgnaen, d fl Paxton Pk., 18 yr. erp.
Weddlac BlatlsaeryT
Wedding announcement. Doug. Ptg. Ca.
A 4 vert 11 aa- Keveltles,
F, Bhafer A ro., Hth-Famam. P. T474.
M.
Arckltecta.
Rverett 8. Podd. 81 J Paxton Blk.
P. ywi.
Attarneys.
lMcktnon. Ml Paxton Blk. P. 1A4
C. T.
Aiollaiiirn,
Powd Auction Cot, 11IS-H WO W. R tM.
Bakertee.
REFPTCR. 1508 N. Uth.' Wob, 8?T.
atraaa aa4 lra;oadrlee.
t. H
yxton-Mltchell Co., rTth and Martha Sts.
Daaelasr A cad at tea.
PK LUX ACAPKMT. Ill S. lh St.
Dyers and Clvaaera.
STATFi Pry Clng. Co., W N. lth. P. $071
Kleetrtcal Repalrtasj.
CAHILL KLKCTRJC CO., Bee Bid. P. 8T.
tCleatralyake.
Vloa Atlender. CM Bee Bldg.
Red .
WANTED TO BUY
DESKS DESKS DESKS
New desk, used deak a. houorht. sold
and traded. J. C. Reed. i?04 Karnam.
StW and suond-hand meal fixtures for
our new etoree. Basket ores office, 611
oranaeis Theater illUg. I'hone Tyler 440.
SWAPPERS' COLUMN
.13 BREAK-OPEN II. A A. revolver, pair
epnns aaaiva, aiae ii ; .maon Home
Phonograph: single-shot ntle; pair hip
uu, aia t new caavaa snoigun caae;
$1 lngcrsol) watch, new: one huntlna
case watch. 10-year guarantee case, with
$a gold chain, about 14 aiae, excellent
timekeeper; want motorcycle, Vlctrola.
pump ahoigun. rolltop deak. Colt revol
ver, mauuonn. cornet, kodak. Address
8. C. Hae.
PlGKON(-EnkUah Pouters, White Fsn-
laua. jacouiiia. Turbits snd Swallows
all flral claaa birds: will wsd for Car.
1 neaux or Homer pigeona (white Homer
preferred!, or will trade for anything of
- vaiuw. aqqm a ff. i: vo. rtee.
sToVINQ picture flfin, l.uuu feet, part"
vteetei-n drama, for home or exhibition
macnine; Indiana and cavalry; contain
acenea irom Custer s last fight. Will
take .81 or .38 Colt'a police revolver, or
wnmn nave your Adiireag h. c. !XjQ, Bee.
COMPLETE camping ouifiL. 7x1 Pyra
mid lent. cwKina utenalla. cover, nil
i , , - r..h a . ...... : -
hand axe, eto. Want typewriter, cornet.
victroia, or wnai nave you 7 Addreaa S.
.. , es.
SWAPPERS' COLUMN
FORD electric hnd wrtner. run off of
magneto or batlerle. new; Ford cornu
taiorand wiring, emaiaem r llglit. H ant
ion or l'4 raalng. Vlctnda. or any
t hi n g I can uae. A d dren . ' '. fi Hee.
fAlK llnemn'e pur or tllinlper. rain
coat, M, brand new; Kver-Redy safety
ror, 24 blades, never used. Want
Mandolin, mlltop deak. or. what have
you? Addre a c. M'.. Bee.
ftOA D8T K ft, lla-htwelght, two-(aeeiir, l
j"i mooet rut overnauiea a no iuuy
quipped. Will swan for the beat ltll
tnodoi motorcycle or motorcycle and
(side car outfit I ran get; but It must be
A-l condition. Addreaa 8 C. 7. Bee
FOR 8ALE or exchanxe. Kxceialor motor
cycle, ror good horse; also lady s costs
snd suits, else M to 40. all kind of
children's clothing snd good shoe, for
rug and furniture. 8. C. 671, Ree.
CAMERA 46 folding camera. three
flete holder. Pack adopter an! portrait
na; In good condition. $1X7$ outfit.
Will exchange. What hav you? 8. C.
87. Bee.
Motor BOAT I hav an IX-foot Muile.i
steel host, newly redecked. snd sleo a
S-H. P. Ferro engine to trade. What
have you? Addreaa 8. C. fi. Pee.
WHAT have you to trade for a piac
tlcallv new, lAlfi. flve-peenger auto
moblleT Electric lighter and starter.
Alao 4x8 camera. 8. C (1. Ree.
WANT TO TRADK anything I have for
f'nnimg pteaa and typ or small pr nt
ng outfit, at once. It will pay you to
answer thle. Addre 8. C. IK4. Ree.
GOOD oak dining Table (equare), iron
bed and springs; all In fine shape, for
good cook stova or rug, or. what? 8. C.
SM. Bee.
AUTO Coat $l.fon; elcc. eii,i ped, beat r-
f.
air. want lot or diamond. B. c J-i.
SET of Encyclopaedia Kritlanlca. India
paper edition; will exchange nnoka of
eonal value or a vlctrola. 8. C 93. Bee.
MANDOLfNTllke new. also riding aaddle.
Want slide trombone or poatcard sixe
kodak. Address 8. C. , lee.
MV E. M. F. s-paaacniter car to trade; in
good running condition. What hav you
to offer? Addree 8. C. Bee.
nl
fine ahape; some i rolls. Want small
Vlctrola. or what? f. C S&7. Ree.
I WANT n Incnbstor snd aulnea hers In
trade for hotisehold goods or
nythlng
elae. Addrea 8. C. Hee.
OENT'8 new $jriO aulld
Hk gold watch,
for Ford load-
Hk diamond in back.
star. 8. C 6ax. pee
JjODEL 10 Bulck runabout. In "good run-
nmg order, to trade tor motorcycle. Ad
dreaa 8. O. Bee.
FCLL-PHE8H auit, alia 40, worn only
rtve ernes; cost win trade for any
thing I can uae. 8. C. BM. Bee.
COLLECTION of American and foreign
coins, worth ian; wui trad for any-
thinr I cn uae. . c. wi. ree.
JkONTKHAND multlgrsph, two drums.
What have you in. exchangeT Addreaa
R r fiftfl. Ree.
TOO IX, good tool cheat and some car-
rntnr tooie; k interested ma oner.
r. Wit. Bee.
AUTOMOBILES For other automobile
bargains see the "Automobile" classifi
cation.
"WANTF.n Karm wagon and harnea for
hounehold good. 8. C hi Bee,
fa OAS range for chicken.1 geene or any
kinq or poultry, n. i . mo, nee,
BUSINESS CHANCES
TRtTHTKR'8 SALE.
The underalgned trLtee will offer for
sale at public auction to the hlgheat
bidder for- cash on Tueaday, February
16, lf18, at t.M) o'rlook In the afternoon,
tha stock and fixtures formerly belong
ing to R. B. Ilsger. said sale to occur
at the Hager store building, located at
Walthitl, Neb. A careful invoice of the
stock hss been made by N. L. C. Briggs
of Sinus City, la., the figure on which
follow: . . i.
Bhoe $l.:.Hi
Rubber and overshoes 190.01
Orocerle feO.TO
Crockery, glsss and stoneware.,,, 145.1
lists, cap and mittens t9.77
Clothing ' t.n
Dry good t.sas.M
$7,FM.X4
W8.71
Fixture
Total M.B61 04
The keys to tha store and the Invoice
mey be procured at any time before the
sale at tha WalthlU National bank by
anyone Interested. WalthlU should
make a very good location for a perma
nent buslneaa.
Remember the data ef eale, February
18,191. at 1:80 In the afternoon.
For further information addres Toler
tnn A Warfleld Co., Trust, Bloux
City, la.
officb tor
REAL ESTATE
OB
INSURANCE
BAatE FLOOR AS BEE OFFICE
THE BEE BUILDING
OFFICF. ROOM If
MANAGER WANTED:
Manufacturing bualnea. absolutely
gilt edge, legitimate, output staple aa
sugar. Sella to packing houses, R R.'a,
wholesalers, department stores, etc.
Asaeta $2X,oni, liabilities not one cent.
Only high clsss man wanted who must
take $10,000 stock; adequate salary for
manager. Sea me personally. No In
formation over telephone.
J. A. ABBOTT.
Pattereon Block! Omaha. Neh. o
PATENTS .
T II A T PROTECT AND PAT
BOOKS AND ADVICE FRET!.
Bend sketch or model for search.
; Highest referencea. Best results. , -Promptness
assured. ,
Watson E. Coleman, ffiJZZZ
C4 F St.. N. W., WASHINGTON, P. f .
Oar Nebraska farm
mortgagee are not af
fected by European wars
os panics. Amount $400
to $-.uOO. We collect all
7
interest and principal
frea of charge; 3t yeara
In the Nebraska farm
field without a loss I our record.
KLOKB INVESTMENT COMPAVT
01 Omaha Nat. Bank Bldg., Omaha. Neb.
AN ESTABLISHES) manufacturer want
atate manager to open office anil man
are sah,men. New, hlgh-claa article;
$4k) to $;M vepltaJ naceaaary Toil handle
own money. Will pay expenaea to Chi
cago If you are man w want. Addreaa
Secretary, 101$ Republic Bldg., Chicago.
FOR SALE Restaurant, hotel and bar
ber ahop. Fancy line of groceries,
tobacco and eiaare: a bargain. I am
going on a farm thla aprlng. Good lo
cation. Oppoait car barn. 2801 Avenue
A. Council Bluff. Ia. Phone Black
FOR 8ALB Flrsl-class cafe with soda
fcuntalu snd confer. iouery In connec
tion. In live county seal town; good
buslnesa reasons for selling; don't
nawrr unless you mean buaii-es. $TuO.
Wrlxht s Cafe. Klm-.ill. Nen.
FOR 6A"LK Oil station In 8. P.. 4u miles
from another Independent Co.; 4u,0uu-
gal. atoiag warehouse, tank wagon,
horses and other accessories. Will sell
at a bargain; other buainess Interferes
Address boo Oil Co.. Madlsoa, 8. D.
BUSINESS CHANCES
FOR BA 1. E Infante, children and la
dlea' fumiahlng a lore at Lavld City,
Neb., at a Saram; beat location In
town: doing an excellent buslneaa; want
t o retire Box No. a, I a vld 'l t y. Neb.
SJtjVI.NO Picture Theeter. real naraaln;
ma'hlnea, repair, supplle, scceasorles,
new snd aec.md-hen'l. See u.
OMAHA THEATER SL'PPLT CO .
Balrd Hlilg. loug SHJO.
Foil HALE -..!,.( general merrhandiae
atock In email town; good location:
dean atock; wealthy community. If
Intereated. write V 242. .Bee, for full
particular.
WANTED AT OXOE
Two men and
with experlenca.
three 1dy solicitors
Addrea J Ten, Bea.
I'lRHT-CLABS cafe, under long lesaeT
for aale. In an excellent location and
doing fine huainesa Inquire Louie
Ahko. 1413 Pougla. Pouxl
VARIETY atote corporation deairea
competent tore mansger who can In
vest 83.000; exceptional opportunity. Ad
dreaa rj 71. Bee.
FOR KA LE 4 ompletely equipped cafe,
doing good buetneea. In a hotel: an at-i-actva
propoaltlon, Addreaa F, 748. Bee.
THEATERS Riiy, leas or aall your the
eter. machine and supples through
Tlieater Fx. Cc. In Farnam P. ltvT.
CFr'ICE ?or real aetata or Inaurance;
am floor as Bee office; 18x21 feet $80.
Th Bee Rldg.. Office Boom 108.
FOR HALE Inti bbl. ttour mill, altuatedT
In Kanaaa wheat belt; In operation;
nionev maker. Andrea T 24J. pee.
Km SALE $ft pool hall, 4 new Bruns
wlrk tables, back case and cigar case.
Xfe) Broadway, Council Bluff.
FOR PALR OrTTRADE Half Interest In
finest picture show In Omaha: $J0 wilt
handle It. Addreaa K 7. Ree.
GOOD hotel for sale. 7fin.
A. !ake. Rlmcreek. Neb.
SHERMAN'S bar cafe and 8 rooms up
stslrs. at yth and O. Kouth 8lde.
TO OFT In or out of business call on
OANOKTA D. g Bea Bldg. Doug. 8477.
5 SELL" or ouy a business, call on
Bosch A Borghoff. rrenser Blk. D. m,
TO (JUICKLV aeil your business any-
where. write .Tim Wrwy. Sioux City, la
PARTY with $l,iM): one-third Interest In
bll buslneaa. Addre , R. 7. Ree.
SEVEN steam heated, ell rooms rented.
1S21 Leavenworth. 8d floor.
SITUATIONS WANTED
Male.
LIGHT, colored man of good manner
and good appearance, desires a position
as porter In flrst-claaa aaloon or short
order cook, or aa houseman In private
residence, of which he Is thoroughly
experienced and can furnish Chicago
reference. Addres L 27V4V4 Lake St.,
Omaha, Neb.
POSITION wanted at one by two young
married men; on is A-l auto repairer
ami driver uf s years experience, and
both have had 4 yeara experience In re
tails hardware and implement business,
good salesmen; none but reliable partis
need answer. Address M-737, Hep.
A-l BAKTENUEIt, IS yearn, hotel, club,
buffet service, desires position. Reli
able, active, sober. Salary according
to my worth to you. Will accept any
offer. Addrea II. Johnson. 203 6L
Mary's A-e. Phone Douglas f92.
POBITION wanted by married man; ex
perienced aa city aalesman, calling on
the grocers and bakers; also book
keeper and collector; references fur
n Ished. Web. 2B78.
tjNRrXHSTKRr.p drug clerk wants po
sition about Marchrl; ten years' experi
ence; one yesr college work; honest and
willing to work; references. Writ T
840. care Bee.
CX.ERICAL or bookkeeping position
wanted by a young man with some ex
perience and a record that will stsnd
Investigation. Call Tyler !. Room W.
BOOKKEEPER, with t years' banking
experience and alao road experience as
ssiesman. is open ror a position. Ad'
drees J. F. H 548 Ramge Block.
ALL kind of odd jobs and janitor work
py nour, aay, week or month; experi
enced In all lines of work. Webster MM.
Aak for Johnson.
WANTEIt Yearly position by married
man with experience on farm. Addreaa
I. W., 204 4th St.. Council B' 'ffs.
TOITNO man, first-class esrpenter snd
painter, wsnts Job with small wages.
11. Vsn, Pen. Delivery. Omaha.
JOB WANTKI House carpenter In store
or office building by competent me
chanic. Phone Harnev K49.
iJNO. P. CARLSON, Painting and Paper
- niniini. jn. 3ftn Ml. tl. w. .
WANT poaltlon to run a Ford; t year'
experience. Phone Tyler last.
Featala.
POSITION
w u ted a housekeeper or
caretaker of apartment or roomlna-
houae. Mlddl sged. reliable, trust
worthy and neat. Long experience.
Best of references. Will consider any
offer. Phone Douglas 6902, Call for
laurau
SlfPDLE-AOED tarty, refined, competent
and experienced, desire position to take
charge aa housekeeper in family of
two, or to take care of an elderly gentle
man or Invalid. Highest city references
furnished. Please call Web. $214.
Housekeeper want position in re-
fined home. Can give best of referenoea
aa to ability, ato. B, C. V., PlatU-
mouth. Neh. .
COLORED girl. It yeara pl," wiehe to
assist with housework; small wagee.
Wcbter 47t.
SITUATION for housework or ss nurse
girl wanted by German girl. 3034 8. 18th.
LADY stenographer, with slic months'
experience, qeaires position. Wal. t7li3.
A WHITE girl wanta position aa cham
bermaid in or out or city. Phone D. 7239.
RK1JABLE colored girl wants place for
seneral housework. Harney S7l.
4fTrST-CLAS8 cook wishes position;
good references, web. 7325.
WANTED Poaltlon aa housekeeper. Call
In person, t&i Ieavenworth.
Laaadry mm Day Wsrk.
BCNOi.Bi waanin g; neat work. Web. 21 677
PAY
svork of any kind. Web. fflJU. Mary.
TVr Bundle waahlna. Florence 123.
Van
WANTED Day work. Phone Web. UVC
Cleaning and laundry work. Web ater 47iT
WANTED-Day workT Call rUd7626:
ANY k'nd of day work. Douglaa 4f.
WASHING and ironing. Colfax 28uOT
HELP WANTED MALE
Prafeeetaaa and Tradea.
$1.X0 BUYS THIS $2.iu KwUITYi
V.w?tr ned" money and advise us to
seU hta nearly new. elegant s-room.
strictly modern home on the above
basis. Located on paved afreet; lot 60x
8.VI: haa large garage with cement drive;
full cement basement. This anap Is lo
cated in Kountse Place. Call and make
an appointment to aee it.
PAYNE INVESTMENT COMPANT.
8th Hr, Om Nat. Bk. Bldg. D. 17!. o.
EASY PAYMENTS,
if you want to locate near the new
Fcrd factory and tan us a e-room
house, modern except heat, at a bar
galn price of ll.Nwi, on easy term, on
paved street, paving all paid, and In
walking distance of factory or domn
town, let u show you this.
PAYNE INVESTMENT COMPANT.
Sth Fir. Om Nt. Bk. Bldg. D, 17M o.
Drug Store $naps. Job. tCaeUC Bea Blu7-
HELP WANTED-MALE
Profeaaleaa aa4 Trade a.
WANTED Flret cla auto truck me
chanic by wholeaale firm. Bet of ref
erence as to ability and character re-
O'llred A. 740, Pee.
WANTED Two experienced structural
ateel drartamen: atate tuny previous ex
perience, references, etc. Box 322, De
troit. Mich.
Saleaaaea aad Bollcltars.
WE WANT
S-A-L-E-S-M-E-X
of the llve-aggrelve-nol-eaily-whipped
variety.
Men who can get an audience
from and talk Intelligently and con
vincingly to, huainesa men.
Muat have lomi knowledge of adver
tising and selling advertising apace.
Salary and commlalon bl; perma
nent poaltlon, with bright future to men
who cen make good. Tell all about
ynuraeif in flrat letto-. experience, refer
ence, etc. Addreaa C VI. Ree
SALESMAN To sell from factory to
dealer, glaas. china, white, gtay snd
roysl blue i-nsmelwere. Pig commis
sions reid weeKly. Small samples. Part
or entire time. Llv aaleaman ran
make $75 to $'.00 per week. Herthal
Manufacturing Co., 8t Louis. Mo. o
SALESMEN wanted to sell the lateat
toy sensation: sella lu every town every
dey in the yesr; the only thing of the
kind on the market; small sample;
quickly demonstrated, quickly sold, lib
eral commission. Reely-Trooly Co., 120
Tremont ft., Boaton, Maaa
TRAVELING salesman to sell our line
of rubber roofing to call upon lumber
yards, hardware snd general stores In
small towns. Liberal commission.
Pocket sample. Address Famous Roof
ing Co . St. Louts. Mo.
TO 8 ELL now snd until June 1. card
board rans ror advertising to all
classes of trade. Pine sideline earning
8fi0 weekly and up. Fan Iept., Kemper
Thomaa t o., Cincinnati
WANTED Three book ssleamen; good
megaxine men can seit tni proposition;
men todav earning $7ti to $W0 a week;
call between 10: and 11. 313 Ka'rd Bldg.
WK PAT $7H a week and expenaea to man
with rigs to Introduce poultry com
pound. Year s contract. lm;erial M)fg.
Co., Pept. 78, Parsons. Ksn. o
ELL advertising pipes; sample and par
ticular free. Japanese Novelty Co..
Clinton. Ia. o
Salesmen and Solicitors.
Trade Softools.
SAVE $25
EE QTTR SPECIAL HOLIPAT OFFER.
If you can't attend day school
you can hold your Job and at -tha
sam Urn get your automobli
duration If you enro't In tbe
NIOHT CLASS
OP NEBRASKA AUTOMOBILE
SCHOOL, 240 LEAVENWORTH.
RED 8110.
M0LER
BARBER COLLEGE.
Men wanted to learn the trade. W
have originated a plan to teach It
quickly and earn back tuition while
learning. Tools Included. Open to
everyone. Write for catalogue. 110 So.
..to Kv., .iiiraiira. ...t..
OOOD MEN WANTED
to learn auto work, for tha big spring
rush. Fin training work on auto ana
electric stsrtlng systems,
AMERICAN AUTO COLLEGE.
WM Farnam St. Omaha. Web.
CEARN barber trade, more than mako
your tuition while learning. et of tools
included. Job guaranteed. Call or
write for catalogue. 1402 Podge.
TRi-crrr barb er cqllbgb.
WANTED Names of smbltious men, 18
to 46, wishing to become Omaha mail
carriers. Commence $t7 month. Addrea
T 19. Bee.
M Iseellan teat .
MAN and wile on Omaha suburban place
for general place and housework; good
wsgns and permanent place If satis
factory; must give previous employ
ment, and referencea, with application;
out-of-town applicants will be con
sidered. Address P. 7XX. care Bee.
WANTED A competent buyer for a
ready-to-wear department In basement;
a man who haa had experience aa buyer
or assistant to buyer. Give full par
ticulars In flrat letter. Address Mr. L.
D. Block, rsre of Bry-Block Mercantile
Co., Memphis, Tnn.
GOVERNMENT POSITION-Thouaanda
of appointments to be made. Free
booklet talll,:.- where they are, what
they pay, with specimen examination
queations. Nat'l Cor. Institute, 430 Sev-
entn m., wsanington, . c.
INTELLIGENT snd persistent advertis
ing will "sell" any salable real estste,
and the laraest number of prospective
buyers can reached through the
Real Estate and Want-Ad Quid to all
of Greater Omaha THE BEE.
NOTICE TO FARMERS.
When In need of help of any kind
write, telephone or call on ua
CUNNINGHAM LABOR AOENCT.
Ill 8. 13th St. Omaha, Neb.
WANTED Traveler for 11. Ago 27 to
60. Exberlence unnecessary. Salary.
commission snd axpense allowance to
right man. J. E. 'btcBrany, Chicago.-
"V. W. Government WanU Clerks $100
month. Omaha examination April 11.
Sample question free. Franklin Insti
tute. Dept. El M., wocnester, r. i
WANTED First class drua-glst. 6her
man A MoConnell Drug Co., 16th and
l od ge. tmtana,
WANTEi Young Japanese for house
worn. r. i.i . , rii.,ii. i . . -in, n.
MIEN for firemen, brakemen, $120 month
ly; experience unnecessary. Railway,
Y 112. Bee.
work Falary :) a month. F-M. Bee.
AGENTS AND CANVASSERS
GAKTSILE'S Iron Rust SoaD Co.. 1064
Lancaster Av., Philadelphia, Pa. Gart-
aide a Iron Kuat Boap tirade mark, print
and copyright registereq in tne u. 8.
patent office) remove iron rust. Ink and
all unwaansDie sisins irom doming,
marble, etc. Good sailer, big margins,
scants wanted. The original. 25c
tube. Beware of infringement and the
penalty for making, seiilng. and using
an inrnngeq article
CAN V A SSERS Man or lady in each lo
caltty la wanted by reliable manufac
turer to represent ntm wun a guaran
teed and aiAendid Una of ladle' aDrons
better and cheaper than In stores; good
nroflts and bis demand; sell on siitht:
no talk necessary; aend letter for par
ticulars and price: no post earn
anawered. C. A I. Mfg. Co.. Pept J, SH
washtnrton wt.. Boston. Maaa.
AGETJTS-Rrand new Invention. Vacuum
cleaner and carpet sweeper combined;
also fifteen other household specialties.
U to Sill dslly; free territory. E. T.
Woolery. Mgr., Rellsble Mall Order
House, Dept. P., Box 121. Ord, Neb.
AGENTS Sell rich looking Imported.
snxua. rug: II ecn or'er. Teun.. sold
IIS in 4 days, profit $f7; you can do
same. Writ for sample offer selling
plan: exclualve territory. Kondon. Im
porter, box 12. Monington, aiain-
PORTRAIT men, write quick for 'now
catalogue: 14-hour shipments, prints or
finished work; expenses advanced relia
ble men. Roberts, Wholesale Portraits,
Hennas city. Mo
iOENTS Large manufacturer wanta it
liable men, women, lo aeil guaranteed
hoalery, underwear, ahlrta, direct to
horora. Write for free aamplea. Madi
son Mill. Us Broadway. New York. o
AGENTS AND CANVASSERS
PRI NK, sick or craxy not us. hut we
let von collect the money nna seep u.
all. " Small cnpilnl needed to atari. V.
S Mfg Co. Pept. 11. Columbus. O.
AGENTS wanted for small household sr-
tlcle which no housewtte can reaiei.
Sell at almost every home Law ton
Distributing Co., Lo.ilsvill'.- Clo. o.
HELP WANTED-FEMALE
Stores a4 offices.
STENOGRAPHERS
and typists furnished for sny typewriter
Our service la tree. Koval Typeeriter
Co.. SIX 8 1!th. Tel. P. 1"W.
Prnfeaalona and Tradea.
LEARN halrdi-esslng at The Oppenhelm.
Saleanomen and Solicitor.
LARGE manufacturer will establish ac
tive laiy cf good addrea and ability
In permanent, profitable buslneaa In her
home town. $.'.0 to 8KKV per month. Kx
pcrleme unnecessary. All or apsis
time. Occupation congenial to women
of refinement. For particulars addiess
Parker Mills. 27M No. 12th 6t., Phila
delphlw. P o,
TRl'DTWOHTH Y women paid liberal
spare time Income to Introduce Prls
cllla Fabrics. Laces, Hosiery. Dreaaes,
among friends. Libcrnl terms. Fit
Charlea Co.. Trenton. N. J.
Hoaaebold and Domeatlo.
FRKB.
Ad for servsnt girls will be run 1
days free of charge for residents of
Greater Omaha and Council Bluffs
Bring, send or phone your ad to THB
nr..r, omce. f'none Tyler v.
WANTED Girl for general housework.
Must be able to do good plain cooklnR.
Colored preferred. Apply Mrs. Dr.
Hostelter, H08 H. 20t.h. loug. T7B.
WANTED Good capable school irl, over
lti years of age, to asaiat with house
work. Will give room, board and some
a ago 10 gooi girl, walnut f.
WANTED Good girl for general housc-
Tvorx; no washing good wages; refer
ences required: wultc preferred. 3"0
Harney 81. I'hone llHincy H7ii.
VANTr.P About February 2n a fomii'-
tent maid for cooking and Kcnrrnl
housework; sm.tll family; good wanes;
no washing. Hnrnoy 217,2.
WANTED Girl for general housework;
ono who can go home nUhta: no cook
ing; none but good girl need apply. Tool
N. !!th St.
WANTED Young white girl to assist
with general house worK; no cooking;
small family. Har. 2.393. 3419 Francis t-t.
WANTE1 Experienced girl for general
housework; alao second girl; im;r in
family. 1T7 8. Sutn Bt. Harney 3'!;t.
SVANTEt) Girl for general housework;
no washing: small family; wnite pre
ferred. 611 N. 2th 8t.
WANTKD Fxnerlenced arlrl for r eneral
. .. . . . , . .. ... ,,,
nousewura; no wanning, imr,
123
fo, oun rt. v itu alter o y. in.
WANTED Competent girl foT general
So. J7th rt. call after t p. m.
nouscwora. lo waanms; s'"j w.-r.
Harney iea. or call MSt narney m.
WaNTKu-tlood white girl for general
hnunewnrk: 4 In family; good wages.
Hnr. KV9. 3424 ooone tt .
WANTED ComiH-tent maid for general
nousewora. Jtcicrenuts iciinicu, an ..
4ist. rt. narney :-ii.
WANTED Mld'dle aged lady for com
panion. Apply in person, 424 r. u rt.
tiouirlas TiWI.
WANTED Woman to do cleaning httlf
days, r-teany worn 10 rigni party, uu
f'anltol Ave.
W A NT E I Girl or woman for general
housework, tme wno unuerotanuB cuuit-
Ilia. trii. oof..
W ANT E D Good white girl for general
. . . i . i ,-.u T t.fr
ing. Web. 6343.
nouaewora; no cuuniiia. c j"" ."
11'. w qooi
WANTEI tlood girl for general house-
worn: smaii lamuy. ., "
20th 8t.
WANTED Girl to assist with house-
work and car ot sraau cnua. rno
Harney 7?R8. .
WANTe'R Middle-aged lady to do cook
Ing. Nurses' Central Club, 2420 Harney.
V A NT E I ) Ex peiienced maid for geneml
housework. 10X B. swtn Ht. ttar. 4,M.
WANTED Oood, plain cook and laun
dress. References reqtiiren. tier.
WANTED Girl for tenoral housework.
618 No. 19th Bt.
Experienced girl for general housework.
wen. .
Sllscellaneoas.
WANTED Glti Or woman for ladles
pressing and to aiiena to leiepnone.
Permanent place to right party. Good
wages, htate Dry Cleaning Co., 118-120
N. Uth St.
EDUCATIONAL
BUSINESS COLLEGE)
STUDENTS
' SAVE MONET ON C0UR8B.
For sale, with good reason for sell-in-
variety of courses In a reliable
buslnesa Hehool. on of th leading busi
ness college or umana. viu ne sola
very reasonable away below reirular
price. It ycu are considering taking a,
oours investigate this at once, since
Spring terra oegius iwu, wau ouice,
Omaha Bee.
DAY SCHOOL.
BOTLE3 COLLEGE.
NIGHT SCHOOL.
Rvery day is enrollment day. Book
keeplng, Khorthand, blenotypy. Type
writing, Telegraphy, Civil Bervlqe-all
Commercial and English branches. Cat
alogu. Iree.LF;a
Wlh and Harney Bta
Tel. Douglas 156&.
"THE "VAN SANT SCHOOL
STENOORAPHT BOOKKEEPINO.
Day fchool for Young Women.
Evening School for Young -Men and
Women.
bat ui day morning claaa la typewriting.
Ion C. Puffy. Or ner and Manager.
$0 8. 18th St Omaha.
FOR sale, the following scholarships in
a first-class Onsxha Business College:
On unlimited combination business
and shorthand course.
On unlimited stenographic course.
One three-month' buslues or steno
graph lo course.
Will be sold at a discount at th office
of The tJ m ana nee
HALF-PRICE It you watca, th "For
Kale. Miscellaneous" columns of THE
BEE. you'll often see articles which
are for all practical purposes almost
aa aood aa new advertised for half
tha onxlnsj price In THE BE K.
School, ok mc5dern languages-'
Class or private lessona. Downtown
studio. Phone Web. 64.
Paxton Blk. School of Lettering and Arfc
Tuition aiu per inuinp. im-
PRIVATE Instruction in Gregg anorthand
and touch typewriting. Tel. Wal. 2327.
PERSONAL
$1,000 TO PENSION INVALIDS.
The Ladle' Home Journal 81. M
The Saturday Evening Post 81.4S
The Country Gentleman. :C' i!w
b aubacripiioiis each montn till
April esrjis that $!,"W 'or Th Inva
iiX.' Paiiilon Assn. Your order or re
.."wal foXbute. sot.-. Urgent needed
to February. Phone Douglaa 71i or ad-
ORDON. THE MAGAZINE MAN.
Omaha. Neb.
"No Need to Walk
Them in When You
Can Talk Them in 1
PHONE
TYLER 1000
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