TIIK BEE: OMAIIA, MONDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1910. THE OMAHA DAILY DEE FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROSEWATKR. VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR. Tke Be Publishing Company. Proprietor. KKK BllLDINO. FARMAM AND rEVF.NTBKNTlT Entered at Omaha poetorflce as ercoad-claes matter. TERMS OF 8UBCBirTroN. By carrier By melt pec month. per year. Daily end 5tin1y SKo M W Dnilv without fund jr....' VJ 4 00 ilr and Snndav e"K" W Tj ni ti (r without Sunday... ..... . 1V 4.00 Swndav Ilx only - 7tw I.W t nily nl Hunuey Hee, three years In advance. . . .lit. a : imtl-e nf hange of address or complaint i'M-KMlarttv in delivery to Omaha, Baa, Circulation ' tmcrtt REMITTANCK. Rmlt hy draft, evpreee or po1' order. Only two cent etamps received In payment of email ee ronnta I'erecnal checks, except on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. OF KICKS. Omaha The Be Nulldlng. South Omaha 3?l N street. Cnum-ll muffs 14 North Main street. Lincoln Little Building. Chlrssn act ifarst Huildlng New York Room 111. Fifth avenue. ft. I.til-fiO New Hank of Commerce. Washington 726 Fourteenth St.. N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Address communications relating to new a and edi torial matter to Omaha Bee. Editorial Department. JAM Alt Y UIU I I,AT1U. 53,102 State of Nebraska. County of Douglas, an: I'Stgl.t W ill lama, circulation manager of The Be Piiblihinir ioiiinny. being duly iworn, aaya that the average circulation for the month of January, lilt, was 6.1.102. UWHJHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manar. Subscribed In my preaonce. ant aworn to before this ad day of Februarv. ll. IIUHKI1T 1H .VTF.H. Notary Public. buhecribers leaving lb city temporarily should Kayo Tho !) nailed to tbem. Ad dress will to changed aa often as requested. The Dodge street viaduct problem will quickly aolve itself if Omaha backs Its voice with the big slick of business. And the Water board law still contains that express provision prohibiting all Its officers and employes from mixing in partisan politics. t Considering the opposition of.' southern statesmen to preparedness, presidential strategy should not overlook the south as the real "enemlea country." The Dsn bury hatters' fund Is reported con Klderably short of expectations. A multitude worked with a will, but the slackers, as usual, talked through the lid. Congratulations to Benevolent and Protec tive Order of Elks No. 39 on that thirtieth annl vcrsary, and best wishes for Indefinite ebntlnu ana oX the happy days. Incidentally, It Is to bo hoped young Mr. IUrrunan's visit to Omaha will open his eyes to the necessity of relieving the outgrown depot si ktiatlon here at a very early date. Oil companies apparently consider Secretary Lane'-: remarks a poor grade of government denunciation. However, they slapped on half a tent a gallon Just to keep their hand ia. Why should the Missouri Paciflo be allowed to ret away with It? But that toad is not the only one that needs to be brought to time, as witness tho unfinished Locust street viaduct, which should have been completed long ago. For a man named Wobster to come into Ne braska from Illinois, as a presidential candidate, in uertglnly adding Insult to injury which our own Vender should resent by at once getting out an injunction against infringement on a title by prescription. . The compliment paid to A, B. Stlekney by Omaha prln men was as deserved as it was gracious and timely. , The Inspired author of Oni-.ha. a Market Town," wrought result far beyond expectations and won high rank among the fa sighted builders of Greater Omaha. Another steel trust is about to be launched by interests hitherto independent of the parent teel corporation. The Youngatown, Lacka wanna and Cambria companies form the nucleus ol the merger, which modestly limita Its capital to 1100,000,000. This leaves the Bethlehem company ylsylng a lone hand, but with eurri t ient resources to enliven the game. Bulletins from the bedside of Iowa's ntl tipplng law hold out strong hopes of complete recovery from the effects of the presidential collision. Prompt application of first aid treat- n.ent by Attorney Cosson transformed the Wll sonian tips Into "White House souvenirs" and saved the face of the law from irreparable carnage. An official who knows what to do- in a crisis, and does it. is a treasure to the state. Thirty Years Ago This Day in pmaha Btate Eights and the New Army. Champions of the National Guard are just now before the bonne committee in Washington urging their plans for training soldiers in pref erence to the president'! or the experts of the War college. This brings the question of state' rights as applied to national defense squarely Into consideration. The adoption of the plan for a Continental army, or for the expansion of the regular establishment means practical extinction for the National Guard organisation, at least so far as It is a state Institution relied on to supply sufficient fighting force In time of war. Whatever plan is ultimately adopted, certain defects of the National Onard most be done away with before it ran become an effective part of the nation's military force. The undefined statna of state troops has proved embarrassing Ip every war In which our people have engaged. The ex perience of the campaign in the Philippines is a good Illustration. It wae necessary in 1899, at a most critical period of the operations, to muster ont the state troops then in the Islands and replace them with a new volunteer army in order to carry the campaign to success. Not be cause the National Onard regiment then in the federal service were inefficient, or lacking In valor, but because they were subject to the mall- clous meddling of scheming politicians. The Continental army haa one appealing recommendation; it will bo out of reach of local politics, while the National Onard is not and may never be. Misreading: the Political Zodiac. If the progressive democrats can (lv Chsrles W. Bryan tha party nomination at the primary ho would bo supported at tho Novarober polls by many reac tionary democrat-, and by 10,000 progressiva repuo llcana. Columbus Telegram. Well, well, Edgar! Where did you acquire that Idea? Reactionary democrats might pos sibly be brought into line for "Brother Charley" after hi nomination by pressure, of the Wllsoi administration providing the deal conld be made for a surface union of these discordant leaders, but why 20,000 republicans, or any other con siderable number, progressive or otherwise, should be expected to expouse the Bryan cause will need more of an explanation than Edgar prophetic say-so. The next governor of Ne braska ought to be a republican according to all the signs of the political sodlac. Cattle on the Baage. President Heard of the National Liv Stock association report to that body at It present convention that be see sign of closer under standing and better co-operation between the federal authorities and the stockmen, for the nse of the public range. This, he contends, will lead to the more serviceable use of the range, the removal of friction between the cattle and sheep raiser, and the production of more animal. This Is a most desirable end. It has required many year of experience to bring about such a state of affairs, If, Indeed, It be accomplished now. Twenty years ago The Bee warned the cat tlemen of the west of the shortsightedness of the policy they were pursuing, and urged that some better method for the use of the open range be determined and adopted. Regulation ol the range 1 the only sensible basis on which it may be mad of greater use, and on It depend the perpetuity of the graving Industry. The Lazy Dollar and How to Put It to Work Compile from Boo rile a. A local lodge of the Benevolent Protective Order of Klks waa oraantxeC In Omaha under tha auaplcea of Clilcaio lude No. . The drlraatlon from Chicago waa headed by lr. Minion Qululan, exalted ruler. Tho new lode will be known aa Omaha lodge No. S nd atarta off with twenty membera and thla roater: Kialted ruler, Julin Franc l; aatwmed leading knight. Doight O. Hull: eateemrd royal knight. Dr. II. W. Hyde; e;e-nwd lecturing knight. Harry U. Hall; aae rviary, jamra uirnitu; iroaaurer, K. K. Whltmorc; ier. W. .'. Gregory; truateea. A. B. Iavenport. Alfied Korenaon. Thoraaa V. Boyd; memtra. I. W Miner, Frank R. Morrtaey. W. K. Anntn. 8. r. Wood bridge, W. J. Tartan. D. W. Haynea. V. W. Van Cott. K. Mct'lure, w. N. Babrock and C. H. JIulatt. ii(ierintendent IMcklnaon of tho t'nloa Fariric haa been lnapat-ting tba naw alto of tho depot build ing at Cheyenne, on which work ia expected to com mrnro aoon. Tha aununary of tha week's real aetata bualnoos eheea transactions aggregating lUd.ouO. It la ajao an nounced that tha northeaat corner of Fifteenth an j ItuugUa, whl'h belonga to Mr. Byers of Iavonworth, Kan., ia to he Improved, tho tenants la tho small building having brn notified to vacate by Hay L An offer of fTfi.OM haa frequently baen made for thl properly during tho laet year without avail, and It Is today undoubtedly worth tlnO.OO. The K.xpoattlon building ia now nearly completed and the director hava decided to ceieor&ta tho open ing la worthy occasion on February IX. During tba afternoon "t that day an orcheatra rehearaal will bo tiiwt! 1t,r tha WT-m of the UdM-a and In the evaning a fc-fct.U pi ornrnitdc cuceit. Pensions for Public Employee. Civil service employee of the United States are again pressing their demands for a pension, two Ideas being put forward with considerable of support for each. One plan contemplates the giving of the fund outright by the govern ment, the other that It (hall b contributed to by both the government and the employee. The case will be mad much stronger, when the ex pectant beneficiaries can agree on and support a single plan. Project for pension for publie employee are growing In number steadily. A majority of the 288 cities over 25,000 la population have adopted eom form of pension for certain clasee of employees, conditioned on varying clrcum tance. and a few of the smaller cities also have taken similar action. Uniformity is lacking, tha growth of the Idea so far being baphaxard rather than systematic, subject to local rather than general idea of plan. The subject Is being carefully studied, and eventually win be considered from a purely scientific standpoint. The future system must have not only the element of equity as between the beneficiary and the public, but actuarial soundness that will ensure it continuance. The practice ha popu lar support and economic reason, but it must be placed on a firm basis. a San Stephen in Defiance. Congressman Dan V. Stephen of the Third Nebraska know when to Jump, but whether he know how to alight remain to be seen. He haa Just written to Chairman Kltchin of the house ways and means committee a note that fairly snorts In its defiance of the prealdent' policy of continuing the stamp tax. Mr. Stephens insists that this be abolished, and that needed additional revenue be raised In some other man ner. Inasmuch as Chairman Kltchin had al ready announced hla similar attitude, it will be seea that the Stephen defy of the president ha gone before a friendly court. However, it la not so utterly and completely defiant as might appear on the surface. Presi dent Wilson in hi message urged aa Increase It. the surtax on incomes, and this Is warmly ad vocated by the member from the Third. With the fatuity characteristic of hi party, he pro poses to supplement the revenue now available by levying a tax against the temporary profit of the munition maker. Let the munition ytnakera whack up by all means, but only If the need of money for the country were a evanes cent a the source suggested, might the ex pedient avail. The trouble la the expense of operating the government will not only eon tlnue, but will increase under democratic rule, and, therefore, some reliable source of sufficient income must be had. Stephen haa jumped, and later we will see where he lands. The alacrity with which both "Brother Charley" and his neighbor, fterge, accepted th draft to chase the democratic gubernatorial nomination gives grounds to suspect that they were not altogether innocent onlookers at the launcnlng of the petitions. """" Trutu A. BoWooao. ta Advertising and olllaa stagaslna. ADVEnTI8I.NO In national mediums may help to pnpnlartse trademark and educate tho people regarding a commodity, but tha newepapera will have to move the good. . Any national publicity campaign for a commodity that la within reach of the people la Incomplete and InetfflcUmt unless hacked up by newspaper adver 1 1 frig, which leada tha purchaaer right up to tho door of tha dealer. There la no conrllci between tha newapaper and tho magaxlnea as advrrtlaing mediums In the mind of the experienced advertising man. Each baa Its value In the general scheme of merchandleing. Where an ttrtlcle can bo purchased hy only a small per centage of people it ia poaalbto to give It national fame through tho magaitnes. but even then It la neoenaary to localise thla national fame throuxh newnpspor advertising in.. selected centers of distri bution. Advertising must respond In some part to the human hunger for "news." The word 'news' la merely another word for Information, and adver tising should be 9 per cent pure Information. In no way does tha newspaper mora admirably fnlfni Ita function as "tha people's university" than In the dally Information printed In Its advertising columns. I know the newspaper is not usually regarded as a "national medium." It depends upon the way rn wmca the newspapers are used, ir a national ad vertiser uses the newspaper In a hundred or more widely acsttered cities or towna, reaching Into every st at a In tho Union, he Is certainly doing national ad vertising In tha newspapers. No matter bow we regard tha newspaper. It re mains a fact that some of tho most aucceaaful na tional advertisers bsv never used snythlng but news papers but they hare used them In a national way. Wo may regard thla fact as proven beyond con troversy that the newapaper la the Indispensable medium of the manufacturer of a product that may bo uaed by tno entire human race. Ninety per eent of all the commodities in the average store are purchased by women. The news paper stands first as an advertising medium becsueo it Is peculiarly a home Institution and sustains an Intimate relation to the family circle. In making the annual Inventory the merchant can put down advertised goods aa "cash." He knows that the newspaper advertising will pull them oft hla shelves in dtts time. Nswspaper advertising that Is properly done sells tha goods before the customer comes Into tha atore. The newspaper habit la an American habit. If you step Into a street car In the average American city you will notice that every passenger haa his nose bnrled in a newspaper. He Is not looking st the so-called advertising cards that are tacked about tho windows. Ptreet ear advertising la no doubt worth all it coats But tha street car does not go Into the home, neither does the billboard. The two things that distinguished the newspaper from all other advertising mediums are timeliness and concentration. Other mediums may cover the country thinly and have a long life, but the news paper makes a quick, definite Impression and mul tiplies thla Impression many times with the largest possible audience In a given area. Newspaper advertising lowers the coat of living. By Increasing the volume of sales and bringing s quick turn-over It yield a larger net Income and permit a closer margin of profit on each article sold. Newspaper advertising Is the greatest educator of the people regarding the things thVt Inventive genius supplies from tlms to time to save labor and to lighten the burdens of housekeeping. Newspaper advertlslnr avoids the greatest waste in advertising by enabling tha advertiser to adver tise Intensively In those area where be has dis tribution. ' The right ktnd of newspeper advertising will kill tho "catalogue habit" and will keep at home the money and enterprise that are necessary for keeping a town from falling Into decay. The retailer la the ultimate agency for reaching tha consumer. The newspaper Is the only medium through which tho manufacturer can co-operate di rectly with the retailer In his field of distribution. Of course, the consumer pays the advertising hills. The merchant does not pay them. But ad ertlstng gives the merchant such large volume of sales and such quick turn-over that he can sell goods cheaper than his competitor who does no advertising. For this reaaon the customer can pay the merchant' advertising bills and at the same time get his goods at a lower coat. If I step Into the store of one of the K0.OW dis tributors who salt Phredded Wheat and say: "Where would you like to have ua advertise In order to help you sell Shredded WheeiT" If he la a live, up-to-date merchant he will have but on answer "In the news paper." . I The newspaper la the connecting link between national publicity and the consumer. General pub licity Is good, but It does not get the order. The newapaper should base Ita rate on quality Inatead of quantity of circulation and In thla case quality refers not only to the people who read the newspaper, but to editorial and newa matter and the advertising It carries. Whether you are advertising a "staple" or a "specialty" you eannot do without newapaper adver. tlalng. Tou must create through advertising a con sumer demand so strong the dealer will have to carry the goods. The mass sine has an advantage in pictorial pos sibilities, but the newspaper la crowding the maga slne hard when it comes tq pictorial art. It must alao be remembered that thla is a a age of reason why ropy In all kinds of advertising when something more than pictures are needed to sell goods. Been Wrlg ley attempts to glra "reasons" why a human being ahotild chew gum. Twenty years ago. no serious-minded candidate for office would have proclaimed his qualifications In a paid display ad la tha newspaper. He would have bribed the editor with clgara. At the last election In Buffalo the oandldates for oommlaaloner under the new commission government used not lesa than i.OOO lines per day in the local newapapers. This was a dignified appeal to the Intelligence of the voters and the returns show that In soma Instances the people paid more attention to the display advertising than they did to the editorial advice of the newspapers. The newapaper Is dealing In ltve tssuea. It takes the pictures of the world's events hot from the wlrs each day. It stirs popular interest to Ita profoundeet depths. The advertiser can take advantage of all that is in the newspaper. In the newspaper the advertiser ran "do it now." The noiseleaa, resistless appeal along the llnea of human Interest becomes the great eat force in modern merchandising a force that gradually builds up for a firm or a product a good will asset which the greatest conflagration cannot destroy. -r-vf People and Events. . Chicago reports 'the formation of a society of young women pledged to propose during leap year. Bvery man refusing will be publicly exposed aa tightwad. Walnut woods In ths southwest are being leveled for material for gunstocka for waning nations. An a vara re ef carloads of walnut logs roll out of Missouri every month. The fire department of New Tork City is cruaad log against careless smokers who throw away lighted matches and burning stubs. During the-last year l.t fires atarted from this csuae, Pmh carrleasneas Is to he made a penal offense. Am Aesrvelatlna of Mia Ctlldor. OMAHA. Neb.. Feb. To the Editor of The Bee: In the death of Mine Jean ette Glider the world of Journalism loses a brilliant writer and the antl-auffra-glits a powerful friend. To those who are Inclined to the opinion that the career of Journalism, for a woman, ne cesRarlly Inculcates In her heart a pas sion for the suffrage will be Interested, in Miss Glider's viewpoint, I quote from an article written by her a abort time ago: v "I am a great believer In the mental equality of the sexes, but I deny the physical equality. In politics I do not think women have any place. The life la too public, too wearing, and too tin fitted to the nature of women. It la bed enough for men, ao bad that some of the best ef them keep out of It; snd It would be worse for women. If woman vote, they must hold office, they must attend primaries, they must sit on Juries We shall have "Women heelers and women 'bosses.' It is said that laws are unfair to women. Then call the attention of law makers to the fact, and see how soon they will be amended. I think that men want to be fair to women, and a petition will work wonders with a congressman. Will women always he fair to women? That Is a serious question. They may be on some points, but the question of chivalry never cornea Into consideration between women. It does between men snd women, and the latter profit by it. ' "I speajc from experience when I say that I don't see how women can culti vate home life and enter the political arena. Open every field of learning, every avenue of Industry to her, but keep her out of politics." S. B. 8. Hla Pries rl Potatoes. SOUTH SIDE. Feb. .-To the Editor of The Bee: Only a few weeks ago potatoes could be bought for aa low aa 40 cents a bushel. Today they are sold for as high as 11.80 a buehsl. It looks to me aa If It would not hurt for an Investigation to be made by the proper authorities to find out the cause for this tremendous Increase In price Ut so short a time. If some one has cornered potatoes they should be given a cold comer in some cold Jail of Nebraska for forcing tip the price of what ta one of the neces sities of life. It costs more today in Omaha to buy a bushel of potatoes than It does to buy a bushel of apples or a bushel of oranges. I was told this week by a well posted man that potatoes even this week have been sold In parts of Nebraska for aa low aa 40 cents a bushel. If his statment In true, something la rotten somewhere. If there is a combination of dealers that has forced the prloe of what was once the poor man's food, up to the present mark. It might be well .for our public officials to look into It and make a hit with a long suffering public, by relieving us .from such highway robbery. I notice that the price ef other necessaries of life have been forced up too within the last few weeks without any just cause, but the case of the great Infla tion ef the price of potatoes Is the most flagrant of all. Even If the weather has been cold that la no excuse for raising the price of potatoea about 00 per cent in a few weeks. F. A. AOMW, Not Char A era I mat sua Italian. nriTTTW OMAHA. Feb. . To the Edi tor of The Bee: In an article In The Bee I notice when in reporting my violin loas that an Italian Is accused. Now In order to exonerate these people of this offense, I wish to say. I can not recall no act as low as this one being pulled by an Italian. I nave, too much respect tor those people, but who ever has them if they will leave the Brown violin, where I can get It, they may keep the other and no questions will be asked, otherwise I ehall contin ue the search and when found, prosecu tion will follow. T. J. TATKOK. 2921 Q Street. Signs of Progress Tips on Home Topics Philadelphia Ledger: Perhaps when the prealdent speaks for preparedness he will explain the logte of a law which has transferred the carrying trade ct the Paclfie to the Japanese, Cleveland Plain Dealer: Secretary Daniels says that the democrats will have control of the government for six teen years. And after that, the mil lenlum having arrived, we won't need any more elections. Indianapolis News: The supreme court decision that the income tax law la con stitutional will doubtless be a great bluw to some people, but probably the major ity of folk will feel that it serves 'em right for having ao much money. Cleveland Plain Deaieri Americans are uaed to thinking of Mexicans ss rather lasy workmen, but look at the firing squads down there working long hours, week In and week out. and never striking! Pittsburgh Dispatch: Has anyone ever figured that the membership of the va rious defense snd security leagues should provide a pretty respectable army In It self and one of whose readlneea and patriotism there could be no question? Chicago Post: In all this bother over preparedness and discussion about what the war is doing to do next, the peaoe hiving cltlxen will take comfort In the fact that the Wisconsin law providing for fuU-lentth bed sheets Is working well.. Louisville Courier-Journal: It Is be lieved that the young Kentucklan who marched his mother up and down tha street at tha tnussle of a ahotgun Is In sane. I'oaelbly. but It la customary now adaya for .'children to discipline their parents severely. St. Louis Globe-Democrat ; Brother Bryan, being out of office), doesn't have to do a thing but be consistent with his Prince of Peacenees. It Is said he haa marshaled ninety votes against prepared ness in the lower house. Pittsburgh Dispatch: Wfcile it Is emi nently proper that the niceties ef diplo ma tie usage should govern American deal Inge with Mexicans, no matter how many Americans ths Mexicans ahoot. It wUI be difficult to get most Americans to en thuse over ths aforesaid niceties. Springfield Republican: 'The New Tork millionaire who entertained hla dinner guests st Delmonlco's with a spectacu lar military display reallatie down to the band around the "ceroyMre" that played on homely instruments the tunes of the camp bring back history back mamar les. It ia a not altogether pleasant re minder of ths days when perfumed la dles enjoyed ths thrill of the gladiatorial combats In the Coloaaeum. War la ae rloua and tragic business. Pennsylvania Is to have M continuation schools for child workers. The public electric stations of the coun try represent a valuation of 100,000,000. Uncle Saun made tZW.nOO last year from the sale of wood from the government forests. An Oregon man has developed a motor driven machine for cleaning fruit and sorting it into ten grades st a rate of more than 17,000 pieces an hour. When a big steam pump In California went wrong, a phonograph record of Its sounds wss made and sent to Its makers In New Tork, who dm (nosed the trouble and told how to correct It. According to the manufacturing plans of the thirty large rubber tire companies In the United States, their output during ths present calendar year will exosed 13, 000,00 tires, of an average value of S3 at retail The high eost of living is no mere phrase when applied to lobsters, as a comparison of prices of 18 and I1 will show. Thirty years ago lobsters were 10 cents a pound. Recently they were 45 cent In Bangor. Me. The twelve leading Detroit automobile companies are at present engaged In en larging their plants. ' The total amount ef this Increase Is given at IS OOO.ono eost, aM.OOft square feet of floor apace, offer ing employment to (.000 additional men. The Sawtooth National park, which will come Into existence it the present session of the congress passes a bill that has been Introduced, la a remarkable tract of 145,000 acres in the Sawtooth range of Idaho, a mountain country aeid closely to rival Tosemlte In the grandeur of Ita beauty. Around the Cities ' St Louis Is about to spend $30,000 on municipal docks to provide modern ac commodation for a t,000,ooo barge line of river boats. - Emporia, Kan., ha more pupils ready for the high school than the building will accommodate. Salt Lake City has just marketed to local buyers $300,000 of water and sewer bonds st a premium ef I IS, 211 By post poning ths sale from last summer, the city's financiers claim to have made a price gatn equal to atx months' Interest. Pittsburg marketed a bunch cf Improve ment bonds, bearing 7 per cent, lh They were refunded at 4 and 6 per cent In 1M0. It took the city forty-six years to pay for that improvement. The prin cipal payment totaled aj.sit.wjO, and the Interest tl2,X4,S3S, or nearly three times the original cost of the Improvement. ' Back at Trenton, N. JM last Monday, most of the Jersey Jitney men made a drive Into the state cepltot. where one branch of the legislature was busy dis cussing a Jitney regulation bill. Before the Jltneers retired the measure was chloroformed and laid under the table, become no more grave, and, by that fac , SUNNY GEMS. yon Mother fat the party Why did allow that ycnns man to kiss you? lauhtr Whv. ma! i Mother Oh. you reedn't "why, ma," me. One side of hla nose Is powdered and one side, of yours in't. Boston Transcript. "I would go to the ends of the earth for you." 'Let us have some plain talk," said the girl. "Am I to understand that you will take me around the world on the wedding trip?" Philadelphia Kulletln. "What are you gotn to tell your con stituents when you get home?" "Too soon to think about that." replied Senator rlorrhum: "If anme of the harsh crltlcjsm going on In my district keens up. mer.be I ain't going home." Wash Inxton tar. pAfc MR-KAP1B31JE, IS ff NFCCBWArPf TO PRIK JWf FIANCEE A PRESENT ESBV NO - A PERSON IS LIABLE T6 FDrW! VT fcONT FOR W TD BRlMTWO THE NEVT WW "Why have you made those calendars half price?" "Why not?" . "I think 10 per cent would be a Suf ficient reduction. Only one month of the year is gone." Lou la villa Courier-Journal, "I don't raind your being a enffraglat. Estelle, but I don't see any reason why you should talk about It all the time." "But, father. If I didn't we should both have to listen to mother." 'Life. "How did they break the news to the young wife of her rich old husband's sud den death?" "Oh, nothing could have been kinder or more taotful. Her best friend told hr she had some bed news, but it might have been worse, for she would look simply stunning in widow's weeds." Baltimore American. Father The last of my daughter was married yesterday. Friend Really? Who was the happy man? rather I waa!-CPhtlsdelphla Ledger. MISUNDERSTOOD. Strickland OiUUan In Judge. I have observed (and so no doubt have Thatwhen the net la drawn, the reck oning due. The cornered villain who la brought to book Indignantly denies he la a crook; Saya he Is martyr to soma motive good; In other words, that he's "misunder stood." Sometimes he's lucky with thla subter fuge. Is pardoned (to his satisfaction hugeV And hies his way to fresher, greener fields To reap again credullty'a rich yields. Tet when he's caught red-handed, "with the goods," Once more bis tearful whine, "Misunder stood." I havs observed (and so I'm sure have you) That when your dark suspicions are most true, When "dead to rights' you have your bird in the hand No circumstance you could misunder stand The crook who know he' due to "get It good" Breaks down and snivels 'Tm misunderstood." ; The Health Alarm often, sounds first in the doctor's office when some healthy looking specimen pf humanity, undergoing ex-J amination for life insurance, is told that his blood pressure is too high. at f Increased blood pressure is no longer confined to old age; it is frequently found in men in their 40 's who are otherwise healthy. In such cases it points to ap proaching degeneration of the arteries a condition which in turn indicates those errors of diet that often end in various diseases of the stomach, kidneys, liver, nerves and heart. , Among those errors of diet is coffee drinking, be cause of the drug, caffeine, in coffee, the constant'use of whioh weakens the walls 'of the arteries. Medical au thorities now insist that in all cases of high blood press ure there must be total abstinence from coffee, tea and other harmful beverages. Hard to give up coffee? Not at all, when one uses instead the pure food-drink Instant Postiim This delicious beverage is made of wheat, roasted with a little wholesome molasses. It is then reduced to a soluble powder, a level teaspoonful of which with hot water makes a perfect cup instantly. Instant Postum tastes much like mild Java coffee, but is absolutely free from the drug, caffeine, or any harmful ingredient. It does contain those vitalizing elements of the grain which make for normal balance of the system. "There a Reason" Read a 3 -cent stamp to Postum Cereal Co.. Ltd., at Battle Creek. Mich., for a 8-cup sample of Instant Powtnin.