tiie bkk: omaha. ratukday, February 5, mir. THE OMAHA DAILY DEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEYVATER. VICTOR ROSKWATER. EDITOR. Tha Bee FtihllsBing fompsny. Proprietor. PRE Bl'ILDINQ, FARNAM AND SEVENTEENTH. Enteral at Omaha postofflre aa second-class mattar. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. y carrier Py mall per month. per year. F'ally snd Piindav v I4 M ally without Pundar....' Se 4 00 KVenlng sml Sunday V "0 Fwenlng without Sunday............... .Ifrfv. 4.00 undav Bee only JOc 1. 00 iNilljr and functor Bra, thrca years In advance. ...110. OS Kerd notice of rhanre of t'l'lrni or complaint "t Irrerularlty in delivery tu Omaha Bee, Circulation T"errtment RKMITTANCK. Remit by draft, eipresa or poetal order. Only twrv. cent atampa received In payment of small a, counts. Personal rherfce, except on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. offices. Omaha The Bee Building Fouth Omaha 211 N street. Council Hluffa 14 North Main street. Ilnooln M Little Building. Chicago-am Hearst Building. New Tors Room 11K. D4 Fifth avenue Pt Lotila-60J New Hank of Commerce. Washington 7 rourteenth St.. N. W. CORRESPONDENCE!. Address mmmnnlcatlona relating to news and edi torial matter to Omaha. Bee, Editorial Department. JANUARY CIRCl'LATIOX. 53,102 State of Nebraska. County of Douglas, aa: Dwlght Williams, circulation manager of Tha Pea Publishing company, being duly aworn. aaya that tha average circulation for tha month of January, 114, was .102. DWNJHT WILLTAMH. Circulation Manaer. Subscribed In my presence and aworn to befora ma. thla 8d day of February, 11. ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Public, Babacrtbers leaving the city temporarily aboold bar Tbe Dec mailed to them. Ad. drees will be changed m often aa requeetcd. The scare thrown Into Wall street by tha president's gpeechea ended aa usual In a "shakedown." Two Douglaa county juries emphasize, the moto of the year: ."Let no guilty gunman escape." - ' The lengthening list of primary .filings In this state is taking a new spurt. Let one and all come In, for the water in April will be fine. The compromise "pure goods" bill pending ia congress is considerately limited to borne consumption, leaving an open door for touching the foreigner. That recent decree forbidding foreigners buying land In Mexico Is a needlens precaution. A foreigner desiring Mexican real estate at this time makes a strong bid for a padded cell. If Omaha ever has to come to a grapple with the railroads on the depot question, or any other matter of essential disagreement, this city baa several reserves that have never been called Into action. Two additional preparedness tours are undet consideration at the White House, but Ne braska's superior travel facilities are overlooked in both. Thus the Antelope state acquires standing as the Switzerland of the political belt. While doctors disagree, the patient dies. Is any more forcible argument needed to reinforce The Bee's demand for legislation consolidating all the health and hospital machinery of county, city and school district under one responsible authority T Pretty near time to get busy with those new school buildings. It Is almost a year since the bonds were voted, on the urgent plea that they were needed to replace dangerous buildings, and rurnish additional accommodations without a moment's delay. ' The prospect of "Brother William" spending a month in Nebraska before the primaries to help "Brother Charley" bodes no good to Sena tor Hitchcock's aspirations for re-election. Now watch the senator's newspaper proceed to mani fest its displeasure. Mr. Estabrook'a manager thinka Mr. Cum mina should keep bis presidential be out of Nebraska if he does not want to Invite the Esta brook boom Into Iowa. Well, now, this Is a free country, and competition la. not only the Jlfe of trade, but also the life of politics.' " For the second time the federal courts af firm the right of the national, government to prosecute and punish fraud at elections Involving congressmen. The failure of the appeal of Terre Haxte's political crooks constitutes a mighty force for honesty at the ballot box. However, should Undo ' Sam decide that Omaha is strictly In the munition factory belt, It la confidently believed real estate men can be Induced to suspend their fears and provide a suitable site for the nation's necesoltlcs. Pa triotism combined with business outweighs prejudice. An army officer states that fourteen army divisions are needed to defend exposed points on the Pacific coast. If Senator Works' plan of working the defenders a few hours each day in neighboring fields goes through, the estimated force will Insure preparedness and provide an Inexpensive solution of the labor problem on the icast. ' Unusual Tale of th Sa. Many novel stories have come out from the hell-pit of war, but the atrangest of all has to do with an adventure at aea. It 1a ao unlike any of the traditions of the sallorman that tt is all but Incredible. A British trawler captain, seeing a number of Germans, clinging helpless to the floating wreckage of a Zeppelin, reports that be abandoned them to their fate, because be feared possible capture by the castaways. All the history of the British navy, from the time the Inlanders first began to paddle about In coracle or corby will not parallel thla exploit. Nor ia It possible the annals of any ether nation wlil yield a precedent for leaving helpless toe men to die because their rescue might be at tended by some danger. This Grimsby skipper lias fairly won a place alongside of "Old Floyd Ireton," who was, "for bis hard heart, tarred and feathered and. carried In a cart, by the tiuiea o' Marllehead." The "Ocatleman'i Agreement" Among Presidential Aspirants. Conditions developed in Iowa furnish pub lic confirmation of what has been generally sus pected to exist, namely, a reciprocal "gentle man's agreement"- of favorite son candidates for the republican nomination not to Invade one another'a state. The Inevitable loglo pf this unwritten compact Is a complete nullification of the principle upon which the presidential primary is built, for it is only necessary for each state In the union to produce Ita own favorite son and set up an embargo against any outside candidate coming in as a vote seeker, to make Impossible a real contest anywhere except In the event that one and the same state begot two or more favorite sons, thus compelled to fight It out for the mastery between themselves. As the situation Is shaping, it would seem that our presidential primary laws Instead of helping to secure an expression of the popular choice are really working to prevent It. In Minnesota, for example, where the Hats have Just been closed, though It presents no favorite son, only three names are to be submitted on the ballot, out of nearly a dozen who are gener ally regarded as among the ellglbles. To say that the result in M'nnesota with this limited choice can represent the real sentiment of the republican rank and file la wholly beyond the question, for it can voice merely the preference as between those avowedly seeking the endorse ment of the republicans In that state. We have no doubt that In Minnesota, as In Nebraska, an nntrammeled expression would show an overwhelming majority for Justice Hughes as against the whole field, and that the same thing would happen in almost all the states, including the so-called "favorite-eon" states, and. that this would be true in spite of all "gentleman's agreements" in restraint of polHIcal competition. Dealing with the Appam Case. The State department is dealing Just now with one of the most perplexing cases yet pre sented for Its adjudication In connection with the war. It comes from the presence of the Appam In American waters, and the necessity of establishing Its ststus. The British ambas sador urges that It be dealt with under the provisions of the convention of The Hague, which would necessitate restoring the vessel to Its British owners. Germans naturally object to this, and Ambassador Bernstorff sets up the clause of the treaty of 1828 with Prussia as governing, under which the Appam is held to be a German prize. The decision In this case is momentous, be cause of its bearing on other matters pending before the State department. The Lualtania in cident, the Frye case, In fact every maritime dispute now pending between the Unltel States and Germany baa been taken up under the Prussian treaty. If It be determined now that The Hague convention has superseded that old treaty, forgotten, but the only one existing be tween the United States and Germany, It will disarrange all the negotiations so far carried on to settle the disputes. ' The delicacy of the sit uation will be appreciated by any who has closely followed the movements of the governments In volved. Nor . will these be the only Incidents, for it may easily be accepted that similar cases will arise during the war. All other treaties are Involved as well In the proposition that tha general terms of The Hague convention be made superior to distinct agreements between nations. The present case is most serious in its every aspect, and Its disposition will broadly affect the whole course of the United States in the present war. Damon and Pythias Devotion.- "Brother Charley" is Just now exhibiting for the edification of bis fellow Nebraskans a fine example of brotherly devotion. Bowing to "Brother Bill's" superior wisdom, be meekly puts himself forward as a sacrifice In the in terest of kiln-dry democracy, and thereby at tains the very apotheosis of love that paiseth understanding. He will make ( the race for gov ernor in order that the party may be saved from Itself. This result was not arrived at by easy stsges. Considerable maneuvering was required In order to get Morehead, Allen and other can didates safely shunted onto sidetracks, but they are there now, and the main line is opened to Lincoln's mayor, who will lead the sanctified hosts of unterrtfled democracy to defeat In Ne braska. Edgar Howard may be satisfied with the situation, and Mayor "Jim" will back into line witi, whatever grsee be may; but, where will Colonel Maher go with his typewriter? And what comfort. can our senator gtot out of the situation? Petty Squabbling Costs & Life. Omaha has Just been given a remarkably forcible illustration of the necessity for estab lishing a public hospital under one control. In this instance the dispute between the city and county physicians as to which should take charge of the caae continues while the patient dies. Isn't tt about time to atop this pettlshnesa and settle once and for all the question of responsibility In such cases? It ought to be made impossible for this Incident to be repeated. It isn't properly a question of expense, for the public willingly bears the charges for succoring the helpless. The city and county are practically one, and the money all cornea from the taxpay ers finally. Division of responsibility in the matter of hospital and similar charitable service la absurd. A working agreement ought to be reached without much difficulty, and tha die grace of the present situation be permanently removed by legislation as soon as it can be brought about. And now the Union Pacific seta up the lav violable mandate of the Interstate Commerce commission in defense of Its passenger rate boost between Nebraska points on that strwtch of ita line which eater-corners Colorado. Ticket buyers are told "the Interstate commission won't let us charge any less," and when the corneals sion's ruling favors the road, it never ques tions It. If Earth Should Run Away Oar ret t T. Servisa. TUB earth a velocity la nearly kllometerr per second, or !"Mi mile. If this were Increased to about kilometer, or 38 1-6 miles, tha earth Jt orbit would become a parabola, and It would eacpe from the nun, unlcsa Jupiter or soma other planetaiy pollceman--arrested It. Of course, the earth's power to attract other bodies, and tha power of other bodies to attract the earth, would not be destroyed by tha chanice In the earth's velocity. It would continue to Pick up mcteora aa It flew away, and It mlKht still be attended by Ha faithful little acarred-faced daughter, the moon, whom silvery smile, however, would grew faint aa they receded from the iun. Thla question leada Into a field of scientific ro mance of extraordinary fascination, although, to moat person. It Is unknown on account of the mathemati cal hedge that aurrounda It. The attraction called gravitation I like a aoclal tie, binding the worlds Into communltlea. A man may run away from his home, but he cannot eacapa from humanity, fo tha earth might run away from the sun, but It could never escape from the universe. As I have already aald. It might be arretted almoat at tha outset of ita flight by aome great planet like Jupiter. Many comets traveling along parabolic, or bits, and therefore apparently aafa In their Indepen dence, hava ventured into the solsr syatem and found themselves caught by pamlng too near to Jupiter or another planet. The effect of auch an approach. If It be closo enough, and made In such a way that tha attraction of the planet acta to retard tha comet's velocity, ia to throw the comet from a parabolic orbit Into an elliptical one, and, an ellpae being a closed curve, the unlucky comet la henceforth a sort of treadmill prUoner to the sun, for although Jupiter may make tha arrest, It la always the sun that claims and con trol tha captive. Another very Interesting fact Is that an Intruder Into tha aolar ayatem captured In that way always has tha hope of ultimate escape hold before It, as long aa tt maintains It Identity, for the tlma Is al moat certain to arrive, In tha course of ages, when It will encounter Its original captor under such condi tions that Ita velocity will be accelerated, and then it will run away on a parabolic or hyperbolic path, and breathe again the freedom of interstellar apace. Thl applies to the earth If we suppose our planet to start on Ita evasion In such a way as to pass very close to Jupiter, snd under such circumstance that tha attraction of that planet would retard Its velocity and bring it down once more within the critical limit of elllptlo motion. The runaway would thus find Itself in the fix of a horse that has broken Ita tie rope only to be im mediately caught by a laaao attached to the same poL But the new orbit would probably be quite dif ferent from the old ens, except that It would still be elliptical. Suppose that aome pull, of unknown origin, should set the earth free. Astronomer would discover the fact at once, and It I safe to say that there would be the greatest excltment on thla globe that mankind ha a ever experlenoed. "The earth la running sway;" "Off for the depth of space!" "What Is going to be come of uT" "Which star Is to be our new sun?" These would be the all-absorbing subjects of dis cussion In the street, the forum, the churches, the universities, the social gatherings; while wars, politics and almost buatneaa Itself would be forgotten. Presently, perhaps, the observatories would an nounce that we were going to meet Jupiter. The huge planet would bar our way like a big traffic guardian, his broad gold shield glaring menace in the midnight sky I He would hurl us, shamefaced, Into the presence of the solar magistrate. Our perihelion might be so close to the sun that everything on the earth wouM be scorched up; or we might be condemned to circle farther away than before, an offender sent to the planetary Wlberta. , Aa the ages rolled on. If humanity remained in existence it would bitterly lament tha change from the genial days of remote antiquity, when the earth basked In Jut the right quantity of unBhlno, with Just the right aeaaonal change to give sest and In terest to life. Now the once happy planet would be a victim of the brutality of Its captor, for Jupiter would never forget snd never stay his hand, but every time that tha unfortunate runaway encountered him (as It eould not avoid doing periodically) he would be likely to Impress aome new and disagreeable change upon its orbit, playing with his captive as a eat with a mouse. We know him, for he has done Just that with cometsl It would be glorious exercise for his muscles to klok the earth about! And the magistral sun would let him have his way, for the powers that b have no sympathy with seeker after liberty. Yet the time might oome when liberty wouid. after all, be attained. At aome meeting of the arrester and the arrested tha former might twitch ua the wrong way, and then the tormented earth would at last be off among the atara! In million of year it might Join the cortege of mighty Slrtua, and prune Itself In that brilliant com pany like a wandering sparrow cast Into a colony of the birds of paradise. But, on the other hand. It might strsy forever tn the cold and gloom of Immensity, or become the slave of some hateful little solar tyrant.' too insignificant to have ever been gllmpeed by the telescopes of Its astronomers when. In the glorious past, they surveyed the universe from the safe and comfortable shelter of their own place ia the household of their own sun. Twice Told Tales kstriiHk. The great detective, laying aside professional care a for the evening. Is attending a dance. Introduced to a beautiful woman, he aska her to dance with him and she graciously consents. 'You have been married several yeara,1' he murmurs, after a couple of rounds of the floor. ' "How could you gueaa that!" she aska. "I am not wearing my wedding ring. Do I look like a married woman T" ' "Not at all,' he replies, gallantly. "But I knew you were married the moment we atarted to dance. You at once began doing the leading." Judge. 5 BBBWaBBBB Snowbanks and snow blankets ranging from three to thirty feet high in the northwest ap pear sufficiently robust to deprive tbe oldest In habitant of the power of speech. Adelaide Moore held forth In the opera house In "Aa You like It" to a large and refined audience. A notable feature of the performance Is that It Intro duced professionally an Omaha girl, Misa Genevieve Ingeraoll, for the first time at her home. The City directory for USS, Jut out, contain 24.71 names, making 100 more pagea than that of last year The gueaaera have the population estimate on the basis of three to a name screwed up to 74.13S, General Manager Callamay of the Union Paclflo has gone. to New York. Major General Carnahan of Indianapolis, who la the grand head of the uniformed rank Kntgbta of Pythias of the world, la In the city to confer with the Kntghte of Pythias brethren here. P. C Fuller, the well-known railroad conductor, eeoompanled by his charming wife, left en a vacation trip to Florida. John Jenkins, newly appointed city boiler Inspector, has rteie4 his position la the mechanical draught ing department of the t'nlon PacifUs, and received from his fellow-employe a handsome gold watctt charm Inscribed with a testimonial of their esteem. Captain Ledderman. the well-known steamboat man of Bt. Ioi la, la expected in Omaha In a few day. fur the purpose of making arrangements to furnlsd this city with a steamer for the coming summer sea- aou. Mataally Appreciated. OMAHA, Feb. 4.-TO the Editor of The Ree: Kindly accept thanka from aeealon and people of Third Presbyterian church for the spsoe given In your paper to our pastor's sermon of January g). ALEXANDER O RAY. Clerk of Retslon. Where "Met" Draws the Mae. OMAHA, Feb. 4. To the Editor of The Bee: Your correspondent. Mr. Bradshaw of North Platte, seems to labor under the Impression that I am not In favor of free speech simply because I have advised sgalnst the public discussion by one man of another man's religion. I need hardly say to those who are familiar with my writings that I am In favor of a free pre and general discus sion among men with respect to all ques- tions of public Interest The columns of my paper are open to every ene for com ment upon every subject except religion. In my opinion It Is an entire waste of rspable effort and valuable space for one man to hammer away at another'a re ligion. It only serves to wound the per son whoae religion Is Assailed. No one 1 drawn from that religion by attacks upon it. When men give their attention to the discussion of these things their prejudice are so aroused that they have little time or Inclination for the discus. slon and denunciation of the real evils which fill this old world of ours. I do not question the right of any one to engage In this pastime. I only think It Is a waste of time and I would like to aee Nebraska take the lead In the creation of the aentlment that the re ligious belief of a man la his own affair and a subject upon which friendship and co-operation for the general good are not to be Interfered with. RICHARD U METCAL.FK. The Man to Harmonise Repnhllcana. SOUTH SIDE, Feb. 4.-T0 the Kdltor of The Bee: like W. B. Hedgea. "me, too." in yesterday's Bee, I do. however, believe the republican committee made another blunder for the party when It saya the field la open for all accept T. R. He Is no "dead one," I want to tell you, and he can again elect Wilson if he c hoses to do so. But I believe he Is too gTeat a man and too patrlotio a cltlsen to again "show" the republican party. I believe like Mr. Hedges, that Judge Hughes Is the man that can har monize the party, and If he choses to be the next president of - the United States, and aa I wrote him, he owes all he got to the republican party, and should be willing (at this time) to serve the party. Mr. Root and others are great and broad enough to be president. but oannot be elected on account of op position. J. Q. BLESSING. OII-Eleetrlelty-Waer Power. NORTH LOUP. Neb., Feb. 4.-To the Editor of The Bee: It would seem that manufacturers of gas engines and auto mobiles might realise the supreme Impor tance of developing the water-power sites of the country by the most substantial processes namely, by government own ership. The exceedingly large output of sraa engine Is consuming very rapidly the products of the great oil and gas field. Lubrtgatlng oils must come from petroleum, and the present uses of the heavier ells for fuel purposes should be strictly prohibited. If the policy may affect the present oil companies that matter may be adjusted. But the pres ent policy of speculation and exploitation must very aoon consume the producta of the oil fields and we will be possessed of a few millionaires and the experience and history of some politicians who do not know enough to pound sand. The prloee of oil are now tar below what the prices must be if the present exploitation Is not quickly prohibited. When the prices of oils reach a certain limit the output of gas engines must ac cordingly be governed. We are now told that electrlo current Is being mode at Panama for ne-eleventh of 1 cent per kilowatt hour. At that price, which may be reduced still farther, a manufactured fuel for the gas engine may be made at a contlnuoua low level of prices. Too much of the policy la now practiced of living from hand-to-mouth and forgetting the future. The development of water-powef should be pursued Immediately, with the policy of strictly conserving the oil flelda for future purposes. Except a new exploita tion be allowed in new fields. 25 cents per gallon for gasoline within five years will look l.fc a low price. Hence other power must t. developed. Why not write your cong?eenun and senator and say; Wake up, snaaea -WALTER JOHNSON. Fire Ftahtlaar Apparatus. OMAHA. Feb. .-To the Editor of The n. whan motor trucks First maae their appearance, the manufacturer of horse driven wagons, and hose carts. commenced the manufacture or motor hose trucks; built very heavy, ana built like a battleship. The first ap paratue was purchased by Omaha for .i..t inn for each niece. These were built according to peclflcatlons furn ished by the city and were nigner ia nn this account. Later on. about two year ago. Dundee purchased a piece .,nw niDirttui and Daia so.uv mero- for. (Note the reformer of uunace pain 1600 more than Omaha). A few days sgo the city of New York .M-h.mu,! twenty-two Ford fire chief car for its department for about each. Davenport. Ia.. which has some Vieaw rxnenslve motor apparatus, has also purchased several pieces like Omaha and paid about the aame price tnereior. or perhaps a little lesa ($3.00). as sll kinds of automobile cars, truck, etc., have gone off fully 60 per cent In the last two or three years. Davenport recently bought a number of two-ton chaaul truck from a well advertised manufacturer and has had a home wason maker place a body oa the chaaaia. the entire two-ton ca pacity truck coating $760 for each piece of fire fighting apparatua to convey the hoee. men and two chemical tank and a small ladder. Suppose Omaha should go into the busi ness of getting something more expen alve and get a twe-ton truck, something like the Federal. Buick, Paige, Hudson, Hupmoblle or any other manufacturer and place a atep on the rear, a platform on the side, and couple of ahort lad ders, lights, etc., and the entire fire fighting machinery wlli cost about $1.60 fur each piece, and give full and com plete aaUafactloa. Why not experiment for $1. and try it out tn Omaha. Then In tea years from today eonveyaacera ef hoee will perhapa only eoat about tl.SOO from tha manufacturer. Can anytooe give a reason why at thla time a heavy truck will coat only about one-third as much aa a fire hoae truck? It s the sales profit for the manufacturer of ap paratus which makes the cost Will some enterprising Farnam atreet automobile maker throw a few hundred feet of hose In a truck, (trap on a couple of chemical In a rough way and give a practical demon.trat1nn? This will be the convincing proof. Where I the flrt enterprising dealer to try It outf The firm doing It deserves a big adver tisement from the newspapers and Com mercial club. Now boye. hop to It and see what kind of advertising atuff you are made out of. Fhow the people of Omaha what you can and are willing to Jo- J. C J. P. 8. Many cities are doing thla. Write to Davenport. National Defense Washington Post: Every consideration of prudence, based upon the teachings of the paet, sustains the republican leader of -the house in asking hi colleague to prepare the country for defense while there Is peace and opportunity. New York World: If the republicans of the house and senate measure up to the standard of patriotism defined by Mr. Mann, the preparedness bills will be enacted into law and the necessary money appropriated to carry out the army and navy programs. Chicago Herald: It ia the part of ele mentary prudence to be prepared for eventualltiea. "We can better afford." aa Mr. Mann said, "to spend hundreds of million of dollar, or a few billions. In ample preparation for, trouble, and thua avoid it, than we can to wait for trouble, and then apend untold billions before we are finally victors" In getting out of the trouble. Had Great Britain been aa well prepared on land aa at sea, who believes that It would now be spending billions? , Cleveland Plain Dealer: "Better millions now than billions later." Of phrase making there Is no end. But few phrases carrying aa stern a lesson to the Amer ican people as that used by Minority Leader Mann tn the house of repre sentatives on Tuesday hava found their way Into political annals. The Illinois man Is a politician at times, with vision bounded by the party fence. At other times he takes a statesman's breadth of view. It Is Mann the statesman, not Mann the politician, who la ready to throw the strength of his militant minor ity Into the balance In favor of reason able national preparedness. Chicago Tribune: The republican leader In the house sees the condition of the world, snd he does not shut his eyes upon it because It may not meet his approval. He sees the situation In -which our country finds itself, and he does not shirk Its implications and possiblitles. This Is the business of the statesman, and Representative Mann has done himself honor and his countrymen a greatly needed service by speaking out with force, uncompromising sound sense, and patriotic foresight. No man In con gress has stated the fundamental of a defense policy with such simplicity and clarity a Representative Mann. Against his essential assertions evea the posi tion of Secretary Garrison appears ss an inexcusable tampering with vital meas ures. - Tips on Home Topics St. Louis Globe-Democrat: There could be no resisting the Hughes boona If the Judge should shave. , Baltimore American: With President Wilson speaking for preparedness and William Jennings Bryun against it, the shipyards and the arms and ammunition factories should hold a Jubilee. Washington Post: If you want to ar rive at the real inwardness of the white man's burden listen to an Impassioned srgument on the subject by a chap whose wife takes In sewing. Indianapolis News: Nor Is it surprising to learn from the President that he gets more Inspiration outSldo of Weshlngton than he does In that ultra-official city, where Inspiration devotes itself almost wholly to partisan politics. Kansas City Star: The coin of kingly courtesy used to be tne swords with Jew eled hilts or some such expensive trifle; that of senatorial courtesy Is principally Jobs. If one senator wants to sppolnt a poor snd distant relative third assistant doorkeeper the others vote for him. Op portunity to repay the courtesy will come to the gratified member later when some other senator wants to push his son-in-law along In the army or get the post mastership at home for some brisk young man of his acquaintance. LAUGHING GAS. "Your parrot uses some of the worst language I ever listened to." "Ye. I had a quarrel with a man and there are a few thtnas I think ought to be said to him. When the parrot learns a little more I'm going to send the bird s round to him a an anonymous gift." Washington Star. "What Is It. doctor?" "Your tumblers do you sterilise thetn thoroughly?" "Oh. yes." "And your oyster do you serve them on sanitary shells?" Louisville Courier-Journal. hP&R MR. KABI&&C . VftlEU CALLING OM MY fTAHCEq Full wsess sufirf 'jtS-BOT'rOUU SWELL CpH 10 rflE ICllCAItSSOi STORE WHO SEW& FOR THE LUNCH! "Her social position is fully assured, isn't It?" "Dear me. yes. She told me the other day confidentially that she had now got ten to the point where she could snub her best friends without injury." Judge. "Do you know what bank t could bor row from to get fund for my now air ship?" "I don't know of any more suitable one than a bank of clouda.' Baltimore American. Knlcker What happens when you go on a vacation?" Bocker Your firm goes over your books snd your wife goes over everything else. New York Sun. "Jack, I wish you'd come to see me occasionally." "Why, Vannessa, I thought you were en gaged to Algernon Fitswhistle?" "No: but 1 think I could ba If I could organize a little brisk competition." Buffalo Courier. Do vou know there's lots o peopla , Settln' round In every town, A-fussIn' like a broody chicken, Knockln" every good thing downt Don't you be that kind o' cattle. Cause they ain't no use on earth. You Just be a booster rooster. Crow and boost for all you're worth. If your town needs boostln' boost ee. Don't hold back and wait and see If some other fellow's wlllln' -Sail right in, thla country's free. No man's got a mortgage on It, It's yours as much aa his. If your town Is shy on boosters . You get In the boostln' bis. v If things don't Just seem to suit you, ' And the world seems kinder wrong. What's the matter with a boostln' , Just to help the thing along? 'Cause If things should stop agoln' We'd be In a sorry plight." You Juat keep that horn a blowln' Boost 'er up with all your might. If you know some feller's fallln's Just forget 'em, 'cause you know That same feller's got aome good pointa. Them's the one's you want to ahow. "Caat your loavea out on the waters, They'll come back's" a sayln' true. Mebby they'll come back "buttered, When aome feller boosts for you. Omaha. C. L. OLIVER, JjjjP rrv 1 7 ' r Direct to Washington The Baltimore & Ohio is the shortest route and the only line operating compartment and obser vation sleeping cars between Chicago and New York via Pittsburgh and Washington. Liberal stopovers at the nation's capital en route td or from Baltimore, Philadelphia or New York; to or from Florida and Cuba, Ask the agent for information aa to low round trip (area Four splendid all-steel through trains from Chicago to Washington and New York daily The later-Stela Special 1048 a. a. , . Tee New York Liaahed-SrfS p. as. Tke Waaklaataa-Naw Yarti EapraaB-SS a. m. The New York Ejipt aa iOO p. as. A.g train leave OranS Central Station, Chicago, and leave oM Street StaUoo IS minute later. C C BXJtJCX. Traveling Paseencer Ac ant, f 11-14 Woodman of the World Building. Omaha, Neb. Baltimore & Ohio arewe) Am Oasr (?" Persistence is the cardinal vir tue in advertising; no matter how good advertising may be in other respects, it must be run frequently and constant ly to be really succcessfuL