THE IJEE: OMAIIA, TUESDAY,. JANUARY 18, 1916. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE rOl.'NIKlJ liY h'UWAftU ROBKWATER. VICTOR rQ:-KVt ATKK, KUlTOK. 1 tio lie I'wMlsliing fiompanv, I'roprlefor, U K l:L'IU.JN'i. KAKMaM AND s-fcVKWTK.KWTIl! Knlr4 at Ofiisha poetofTlcs ss src.it -class melt. TKKUt OK Hl.'lilV'rMI'TION. Hr farrier mail srrjMh r ar fefly sr. r,flsv v e" lklly nh'fUt Mindsjr.,..' .........atae. ........... I'Nemrg aiM ruilsv l'Dif( without sun4ey, ..... tM JA ti'twimv oniy ......... 1 w ar4 rKiixinr le. tl'fe vests In a4vaoe... .110 n4 f'if-a "f i'Hi.se rjf s'I'tr.ee r r4irialnt 'if lir.fitlcriiy Mi 4iivr Uiiikiia llee, t.lrcula'I'Tn I t,mritttr,L II .M ITTA h' F. Krmll lv Iiafl, . irMi r I ar(Jr Only two iitmi'i reelvet In iayriiofit of smell SS xnrils tvrwfial iiKda. esrrl cn Omaha. 01)4 esters 'i.nif. not '4. On.sI.e-TI'S Mao H iillirnc tioulk Omaha-Kit N etrvf. Hum II Huffi-M Ninh Main street. I Im-oln- w I, mis hulHlr ir I, . I llarc ltiiii1lrr Nt V.iik-llwn lift-., ZWI Kifth svenie M Ixiila-MA NfW I'.ank f iVimfnerre Wat.!pln 7 Ktirtriih HI., W. W. COIlll KM'ONKKNCB. At1rs -ommunl aMona rstetlne: to news an 4 4I tull Uitutr lo Omaha lira, Kdlloiial tMpartmtot. DM KMHKH CIIUX'MTION. ; 53,534 Hla f Nahraalia, Counlr t,t rinusls, M' li(r,l Williams, r li nlnllon niana(r ' Ths Bee riil'lUliInf ruifiitmiiy, lln dulr sworn, aaya that tha avi iirculailon for Ilia month vt Itocember. UWIOMT Wlf.J.IAMK, l lrnilallon Manama' Bui., i il.4 in iny iiiMiira and aaorn lo before His, Ihla lli titty of Janunty. I'M. HOtlKIlT IIUNTK.lt, Notary Publlo. Hulorrilrro leaving Ilia rltjr temporarily should liave Tho ilntt malld to them. A! dress hIII I mi (hanged a ('Ion m requested. teaser II Thought for tht Day SeleetaJ by J ft Liming l who rtij$ within him$lf and rule fiat $i'in$, d4(rt and (tan, it nor than a kiny, fhrald Miiiry- Ho wonder tlio water board bealtaloa at ko Ing Into tha too bualnoaa ao4 comimtlnc with Old Iioreaa. Them la aonta aatlafartlun, anyway, In know ing that all that reward monay la not naodod out for nothing, In ronalderatlon of tha amount of mouoy pent, tha lata Kord poara mlailon ahould ba a llv (onto a Jtttla longar, l- - . I! No matter what tita deflolenolaa may be, tleneral Carranaa loo ma large la volume and tl u litltty of canned aaauraneea, The fe graba and feeding graita must lo, no matter by what hypocrlay the traaury loot ri may try to enouae themaelTca. Wtih all that new material In the Coitvmer- t ul ( management, a fine Imitation of tb iteratlqn of a now broom ahould be aooa forth- lOlillllK, Tho detention of Mr a, rankhurat at Kllla lalamt, toupted wtth a threat of deportation. 11 lust rat wi how eaally a tood law may be made i Idlruloua In tbe enforcement. NebraakA once projected another republican candidate for vice preaident po could doubt give valuable polntera to tbe lateat one. II Uo one time furnished the tall to the popullat presidential ticket, wh llkewtae baa eiperleace worth ronaulttng. I'uUnd la eutitled to generoua aympathy, per bpR more than tbe other countrlea oovtrged by war not of their own making. The difficulty toufronttng teitder-heartd people, unfortu nately, la to determine w here their help la moat needed aud will da the moat good. ' ' 1 . ,M The right of clttea to enact lawa agalnat the amoke nuiaanre baa been attlrmed by tbe federal aupieme court. The fact that an laaue tunda- mentally loval fouud an open road through the bUber court bowa a ftghting quality which tbe Ifital proteaaion eateema oue of the ftneet vtrtuee of maw. XUn'a luhumauity to man threatena aerloua Utnr iUaturbanve In reunaylvaula miuea. latlu- ciitit iieatla among both mtnere and mulea, Op- eiatoia dintor tbe uiulva with eoploua doaee of uututne and wbiaWy, and deny like treatment. arati, to the men. 1'uleaa the cowpnt aban UvR rok favoiltiam lu medicine the mtnere will ko u( iu the air aud atay there. I'ha wt vwm1 trlNlKm J a a.tary y (ha Wr vt I i,i. iutwj nt t tksi4 vt U. U. Nauuivr nt wwkI vviotK(4 u th vo.akr a etftve t too l MK' l avliu, aua iwiMK'(i with t tha al. lie aihtM uri vm hlivtt t Mr. Uibt-w. ivJuiK' vrviiua tha avivWiy t dvarttao ivr W"a I'M a a njkUvwm awiKtuia t eo rct4 vu tha awhM'l kt at tha vviwr vt (Hraia oa1 ..Jwu iu, at a va t a-UflW. to an ha;ha an a-uioaat Kt cvuia ful fcwvahl. tha Aiwm vlvi la lrui4 fur a ts'y tiaa wtr awxt iwulk, tvr tiv a arcnawuaau a kuig i4wta vy wjwuai.twa miuiiiij v'hri Mta. r'. i V W-av. tlry Ktchant u4 frm4 it t' l;vl. tlly aWaMa Ivw Milwa 4t lj u aaJtwtu trvat a, va no. bo ou i. i. j i-s w ( i0. lw,.i UiUi.t a- i.mt, vOMiioiwl a wa- '-'wt vt tft iuav ta lNa,h m.iiu: (. iv av HKMillva. ava4 am iav.'raaa t . ,j .v iu t. ah y tha itv-a vt i, K..,utt v-n t rl. u s i v i5 la w.r tat .... i i., Jt. t.,a . hi a wia hoavn i.. ' Vv - ". ' ivuiij a. rtu Ktbrtika'a Preiidential Prtfertace. The people of tbe cAuotry at larg. aod of Ntraaka in particular, are botog advlaed that ibla la a preaidontUI year by tbe quickening ec tivltle of ambltloua aApUanta for tbe rrpubllcaa nomination, tbe anoppoel reoom I nation of I'reoldent WUoon on tbe democratic ticket being taken for granted. fly reaeon of our peculiar preaUJentlal pref erence primary wbldi la a freovfor-all go-aa-you-pleaae no-entry-cbarge race, we In Nebraaka, offer an Inritlng field for oar own and other fa vorite aona, earn convinced that be baa tbe popu- ar rail. It may aa well be underatood, however, now aa later, that If tbe republlcana of Nebraaka could make Ibelr wiabea known and effective, tbey would be for Charlea K. Hughe by an over whelming majority. Not that we bave not a neighborly feeling for Cummina or Had ley, not that we do not admire Burton, not that we do not respect tbe ability of Hoot, not that we'do not rberlah a pereonal affection for Eatabrook, not that the other randldatee do not appeal to lie or are without frlenda here but tbe rapidly focualng aentlment In Nebraaka, aa throughout tbe nation, la formulating a demand for Hughes, which la aura to be pretend with Increasing In- slatenre and persistence. Aa already declared, we share the view that (ut'ies more than any other would be the stan dard-bearer to unite all republican elements and lead to certain victory. Further than this, we bolleve a way will be found in due time by which Nebraaka will be lined up for Hughea before we commission our delegates to tbe Chicago Convention. Orain Ratei and tha Omaha Market. The Omaha Uraln Exchange la reopening 1U fight to am ure an equitable adjustment of freight ratea on grain to and from Omaha. A rather aa tonlshlng exhibit has been prepared, showing In explicable discrepancies In rates, and all of them militating agalnat tbo local market. If the rates charged for hauling grain to Omaha are Just, the railroads are performing such aervlce for Kanaaa City for nothing, aa they are apparently hauling thousands of carloads bundreda of tnllee without any charge. If the rate to Kanaaa City 1 Just, then the rate to Omaha la too high. Thli la apparent. Existing condltlona aa to freight tariffs that lavor lival markata hava long been objected to by Omaha dealera, and a thriving grain Industry has been built up here, In spite of the dlacrtml nation. It used to be the "long haul" that aup- ported the argument agalnat our grain market, but thla can not apply In the present caae, for the roada get no more In any laatance, and In many less, for the long haul to Kanaaa City. Thla practice operatea to ahut Omaha out of a large aectlon of Ita natural territory, making polnta In Nebraska tributary to the Missouri city, many mile further away. , Tbe Grain Exchange la repeating the expert once of tho atock yards and packing houaea. Many yeara of constant atruggle were needed to accure adjustment of live atock ratea that mili tated agalnat Omaha, but the long fight waa finally won. The entire community la vitally concerned in tbla matter, and tbe Grain Ex change ahould bave the aupport of united Omaha la Ita fight for elmple Justice. Clearing Away tha Carrama Clouds. The United 8tatea aenate will doubtless hold up tho nomination ot Henry Prather Fletcher, aa ambassador to Carrania'a government, until the president makea satisfactory reply to the re quest for Information aa to what Induced the recognition ot Carraniaa de facto prealdent of Mexico. Thla recognition came In a way that euggeeta something of Intrigue, concerning which Information la aought. Tor many week a before the event, aubtle hlnta and significant wolsper lnga were heard, all pointing to the fact that Trealdeat Wilson favored the Carranxa cause, Thla. too, at a time when the opponenta ot Car ranxa were la position to prevent the "first chief" from In any way making a showing aa the executive head of Mexico. Kftorte at eel action et a provisional government which would elimi nate the contending factlona, or, at any rate, the leadera. were brought to naught through aome mysterious agency, until finally the watchful waiter at the White House declared hie choice) aa having rested on Venuatiano Carranxa, and the Influence ot our government waa thrown la tbe balaaca to decide agalnat the other Mexican "ptrtota.u wha were to have had a free hand la tbe settlement of their own affaire. It la not charted that our prealdent la any way connived at the end that hae been brought about; alne he gav Carraaia hla favor, he haa openly sought to establish hint In authority. What the eoaate would like to know, and the public, too. la Just how tar w are lavohred la Mexlcaa affaire, and to what extent w are to be chargeable tor Carranxa. Next Step in Qectrio Light ilvbiliiatioa of t&iustry. t'rvoideut Wllaoa la gtviagt cloe coaaldera tioa to plans for the poealble mootUeatioa ot Auiomea industry aa a fwater ot national de fease. TV Involve the aaoibilag of a vaat amount of detailed laforcuoukia of a apodal, aae la a great iuoojure. eoaftdeatWl character, aa It tuuot deal with all the phase ot prodacUoa and diatributioa et all the factorWa of tho lalte4 State, and It U U U b eervWoa&U It axaat so coxuprekeaalvoly complete. Tho oaUotnoat ot tho groat engineering eocWtioe of tho conatry wttl tavlhuto tho aaderuktag. American factortoa aae eaowa their remarkable adaptability la tho handling of Europoaa contract. Tho celerity end faculty with which. pUata wore equipped tor the val'stitod product to ot apodal asaaitiona ha ott a tribute t tho suovteak-at aaiU and en giaooriag abihty ot our tochnic! force. Na lack, ot cdt? ka hoa ehowa t thai diroc f vav To got theoo forvoe coordiaatod fur puhlio aorvwo la the prvbloat. Owoha a xinrnaco la vin duttolo pru-oo Ur pik laod tttirty r a4 sujijvota extraot i a 4 1. vi Us a ttm iuvr are aiiro4 or the (t4trtT JHreo. OVB of tha Uriwt faeiore of orpenao In moJnUln lac tho orflnory lao(r1 are lama to It trim tntng ao4 cleonlnaT opa ration modo ntoeooary hr the fact that tho are aziata In ordinary air. Tha beat'! far bona burn and are ronaumM vory much ao la tho wtrk of aa oil-lamp. Experiment now In proraa towar4 nMietrortlng an are lamp that will require no more trtmralnr an4 cleaning than an leanoecnt lamp hava met with a eonelderwble rneaoure of aur coaa; ar4 wtiQo they aro atlll In tho Uboratory ataae. W. A. Dorrah, who wrltoo of them In Matalluglral ao4 Chemical Eng1nar1n, boMs out hope that tho now form of lamp wC aoon be on tho market. The plan 4opte4 t ao to 4tn the lamp that tho aupply of motorlaj for the arc will come, not from tho oloctrodoa, but from a surrounding (aa or vapor, and can bo need over an4 over aaaln. To quota an4 ron4raa: "A atu4y of tho Uht-fflrtencr of an arc from a rhamical standpoint abowa that ther la certain rathor limited elan of uhotance which when Intro duced Into the are In small quantities produro very great Increaao In luminosity. Thus the addi tion of small quantities of cerium or calcium com pounds to tho carbon are may Increaao Its efPciency over 900 per cent, and tho addition of titanium (pre ferably aa an old) to tho maanetlte arc similarly prodiwea an increased luminosity without a corre sponding Inereaao In enarrr-conaumptlon. "A study of the foot tod to tho conception that perhaps an arc could ba maintained In a closed ves sel and aupptled with theso Ilrht-prodndng elements In tha vapor-form. "Accordingly, crude apparatus was arranged In which two hard carbon electrodes were placed ver tically above each other In a tight glaaa veaael, aud an are drawn between the electrodes. As might ba expected, thla are waa non-luminous and very un atabla. Accordingly, a small amount of carbon tetrachlorld waa poured Into tho veaael, with a rather marked result. Tho arc then became stablo srd could ha drawn out to several times the length which was , previously poaalble, although Ita lumi nosity waa not much Increaaed. A flaky soot formed by the decomposition of tho oarbon tetrachlorld also filled the glssa chamber. A trial waa next made witn atannle chloiid, with similar Increase both tw atahlllty and allowable are length. In thla caae, alsj the luminosity of the aro waa much greater. Tha stannlo rhlorid, however, waa decomposed by tha air and moisture present, forming a white Insoluh powder upon the walla of the chamber, aoon shutting out most of the light. "A mora elaborate apparatus wss therefore con structed In which tha graphite electrodes were separated by an electro-magnet acting upon an Iron core within a glass chamber. "The air waa exhausted from the chamber, a amatl quantity of stannlo chloiid vapor at a pres euro of from three to four centimeters waa allowed to enter and tha aro drawn. Under theso condltlona a stable are three to four Inchea long oould be pro duced. The ero waa Intensely white and ao steady that It had tha appearance of a thick Incandescent filament alightly bowed and at rroundod by flame Ilka less lumlnoua ahell of yellow. Tho vapors from thta aro, however, aoon collected on the walla, form ing denae brown coat, which proved to be mainly tin ceroid with mixture of atannle chlorld and other Intermediate eompounda. "These preliminary teata having Indicated possi bilities aa oral! aa having shown the difficulties to be overcome, additional amaller lampa were constructed along somewhat Improved tinea." The typ finally adopted haa an arc -chamber In which the are la formed between tunraten eleatrodea, partly surrounded with a refractory Insulator. Experi ment showed the exact combination, of gasea that would produce tho leaat "soot." Theso are Intro duced In liquid form. The appearanc of the aro In tho new lamp la described aa differing In Important yeapecte .from that of the ordinary arc-tamp. We read: "It la uaually very atabla, about 'one-eight-Inch In diameter, tubular In form, and varlea from two to five Incba tn length, the varlatlona being due to difference In pressure, naturae of tbe gases supplied,' etc.' A high pressure naturally Increases tha Intrlnelo brilliancy ot tho aro, but makea It neces sary to operate at a shorter length, aa the gaa cur rent due to tempemturo-dlfferenoea and arc-reaction aro eorreapondlngly more vlotont. Tho diameter ot the central lumlnoua tube la alao reduced wtth a Increase In praosuro. "Soma of the area rovotvo very slowly, but as a rule tbo low pressure of tbe gases minimises the motion of the are. and tho general appearance la that of thick. Intensely white Incandescent fila ment allahtly bent at tho upper end. With some ot the vapor, as. for example, tho metal tod halogen compound. , antimony, phosphorus, and araenlo chloride, the central tubular portion la aurrounded by ragged flam, which la light pink tn tho case of arsenic and pale green In the caa of phosphorua. "The flame portion acta somewhat aa an absorb ing ecreen, thuo reducing tho total nsefMl radiation. It la a eurtoua fact that this flame nay extat for a short, but ppreclol time after the circuit haa been Interrupted, thus faaMcoUn that It probably does not hare a part in tbo eooductlo of electricity throuah the vapor, but appero rather to bo eon I whk-h th vapor after being dissociated by the beat and electrical effecta of the or recoxabiae. Tbe tana ess lonta of tho aro results I greater efficiency, since tho nrUtlaney is alao much enhanced By ualng ftvo time a xnwca powor tbo Ught-erreit may be multiplied by twenty, the efrtctoocy being thus four time that of tho standard form. Th writer the tntlmateo to tnvoator that now field Is throw open here for their exploration. Ae be puts it: -II would appear that aa taveatiaatlo aloe- the has bora described opens ap naw possibilities in n-M production, but It can not bo too stroajrty om- pnssised that wau tho results set forth tn this paper offer coosMerabio proanlso fron a applied. pracUcoi standpoint, yot tbey are not presented fur consideration aa re predentin finished device, bat merely a reseorch la wbsA seem to bo new and Interest! a ftoM. Twice Told Tales A Mtatk Xaapraaala. Tbo story is gx'tea tbo rounds ef tho stock e--bao that eao of tbetr aoaaOer bad tho surprise of hi fere while o duty few alhis sao. What a peoed I as follow.' Two apavia,l cam ta ties were potroUlB- tbo sldso of a big buUdia-. and tho arranao aaeal agreed naoo that they were to meet at no of tbo roroer at tbo ood of their reepecttvo "boat Coo arrived Ax very damagod eonditio. "HU! bav yon met burglar?" anxiously is. quired one. -Mo. ruofuUy replied tbo ether. -Tea know that pretty girt wo were flirting wtth. who told as that bar huaboadi h4 gve to too Pordauaeilee? Well, he Sum tlou Tit- Pita. UW Xtoau. Two old peneiaaoT who blsw tho beUow fa tho ergo bod a xeoot oxnsporotbxg faiBn- Da spits ef tretoA dnaaautioa no would coocino Mowinc after tbo muses bod stopped, thereby product- mas -testitai suoada. Om doy too nr 1st cooid atoad it no header. Tbo oarwtloo bod ban set Utlarrn by tbo eld tooa torcetfulaoa aod durSac tho aeraxow tbo rjBis seised tho epportujuty to vrfta bum note e tbo xesvuer and boad at b tAo choir boy be deOve btisuBflwrataodJn- tbo whispered dtrortutoo tb lad ksodsd ths not auoicbt to tb vter. wbo touodwdly read tho fullowins;' WUl yea etvo was I tt ywu Fwapls eeeno bees IkMa ts Bay atvstc. awt t poor homsto Iwat.'-t"!", Herald. Was I a Repeal Oloo Toa. OMAHA. Jan. 17. To th Editor of Tho Bee: I read an article In your paper recently sbout the dairy interests collecting a fund to push tha fight en. oleomargarine. It waa even planned to have eongreaa raise the tax on this product. It appeara to me the dairy Interests could Junt aa well use this fund to wards bettering their own product. In stead of persecuting oleomargarine, which Is not only whole soms and Invit ing In both color and flavor, but la also exceedingly economical at all times of year. The oleomargarine tax Instead of being raised should ba repealed. It ws passed In tho first place at the Instiga tion of the dairy Interests merely to hamper oleomargarine and handicap Ita sale. Its pose as a revenue measure has never deceived anyone. In fact Its repesl la advocated by the revenue de partment Itself as a costly, oseleas and thoroughly bothersome piece of legisla tion. Another Item which la usually over looked la that the tax la borne, not by the makers, but by tho users of oleomargarine. Tho amount of tax Is simply added to tho price of the product and tha consumer paya the bill. Ths consumer, usually a bard working mem ber of tho hard working class, can 111 afford to pay It. E. R. GOBM5. Prate far Booker Washlnsjtoa. DENTON. Tex.,' Jan. 15,-To the Editor of Th Bee: Readora love bravo, fear- ls editor. The Bee has such a one. sines that editor compared Booker T. Washington, now gone to his reward, to Frederick Douglas. May the good Lord Mess you for kind words towards both. We whites are diligent in seeking the fault of our negro brother and seldom give him a mite of praise. For hun dreds of years be haa been scolded. rralso him tn 1916. rralse la powerful. RAYMOND VERNIMBNT. Here's Knock o Two as ares. COUNCIL BLiTJiFTB, la., Jan. 17. To tha Editor of the Omaha Bee. Talk about tha eago of Silver Creek. Tou aura have one at North Loup that haa the world beat. What la wrong with that warn pua anyway? He euro doe lev to eee that name of hla in print He haa given u views on everything from aoup to nut and what views wow! Why not arrango to let him and Wooster run th country for few daye. or bettor yet. to he safe, why not print one Issue of The Boo with Charles Wooster and Walter Johnson's name each about 2.000 times on each page and make It a special edition ao for one they can see their name In public print enough. To tell you frankly, I am getting aick of seeing Walter Johnson tagged to tho foot of ao many articlee that he knowa nothing about. W. U HANSEN. What A boot Mexico T FLATTSMOUTH. Neb.. Jan. i7.-To th Editor of The Bee: When the Mexi can bandita massacred the American mining party they committed an act which ha roused thla country to a pitch of Indignation such aa haa not hitherto been felt In the varied relatione between the countries. It la mora than likely that thla outbreak of Amer ican anger waa exactly what waa aimed at by th perpetrators of tbe crime. Tho unsuccessful rebel leader, Francisco Villa, In resorting to this course. 1 playing a well known gam. He la aeek Ing by the wanton murder of Americana to embroil the United States tn war with Mexico. Tbo aituatlon la bad. The affa'r ahould be managed, it posslhls. so a to prevent VU1 from accomplishing Ms object. If American troops enter Mex ico It should bo for the apprehension and punishment of VlUa and his mur derous band, and not for conflict with th recocnlaed government of Mexloo. If that course con be avoided. Muca de pends upon Carranaa, who haa not al wya ahown good judgment with per plexing situation. Intervention tn Mtexiro and prolongej occupation of that land by th United State la entirely ttndeslrohle. This na tion should not Dow itself to bo tricked by Villa Into adopting coarse eootni'y to ita own host interests. A, W. ATWOOD. Tips on Home Topics Philadelphia Ledgort Englishmen who recall tbo Abxbama and Bering Be awarda win hrd!y agre wtth Senator Chamberlain that In every case ef arbl t ratio wtth Oreat Britain th United State haa got th wore end of th bar- gala. Bosto Trans. lift: Some editors ar akeptical ovor tbo story of a Kansas rooster that was blow mto a yag during a recoat eycloo, but tor oor part wo realise that a Jug- to no extraordinary place tn n prohibition state to fmd cocktail. New Tor. Post: Th chairman ef tbo military commit tea of eooreeo oppoaao tho president's army plan. Th naval coaamltte I not favocablo to bio navy plan. Mr. WUaoa'a preparedness pro g-rase suffers froea aa apparent lack ef ClevoJaad Ptjua Dealer: It has bee aiuvfod that f old habtt ef wearin) an asafoetld ba around one's neck as a prevemttvo acanast eoota-fca la alt to tbe good, alter all. It keep taferted folks so far way free yo that yot cant catch aaytbsa. St. Loui RopubUe: A ssotkora civil war cava try leader, more noted as a flbtr than for grammatical proctsioo. summed ap the whole wisdom of atrate-y hi tbo avateac. Ott thar fastest with tho meets man.' Tartly, tb allies could take lesson from him to thehr great odvaaeag. Taslaapllo News: New that Mia Jaa Addam has mad it clear that all tb warrlBC aattoo of Europ would weiooos say xoaaao to end tho war wtut out sacrtOc ef tastr preatj. th sttua ttea looks more nremiatnav Jurely aay thmsT ao aim pi a that caa b arraaged without dlffleultyf Nw Tack World r Tb argnmswts vaned. boa us-siy noeol ana was & vi nan by th epoaksr at ahurch forum msartrg who seelarad ho "would no fUht foe any sou try wbr he did not i a skiful ef earth," Sen mat tb tea who lacks a'i'a th j - n of a aaoeoifat of eartk eat samo a ta ta ii im a tfcaa am ktm r-ftt th reat ostac asilUoaair eajoy ad without th pajrssaat ef a osnt ta taxee T SMILES 0 LIKES. Iver For ta. darling. "I wad lay me doon and de." Maiden That sort Of thlrg U out of date. What girl wants nowadays In a man wlllln to set up and hustle. Phila delphia Ledfer. "Whet do you think of thoee chsrcosl sketches of mine'" "Seems too bad t w!te the charcoal when fuel la so hiKh.' Yonkers States man "Toun man. are you comma: around here looking for my daughter's hand?" "Tea. sir; that la my object" "Then you're apt to find it In my pocket," Baltimore American. "1 see gasoline la rolng up." "Then I'll have to give up running my auto. How do them speculatora in the neceeaitiea of life think us poor people are going to liver" Baltimore American. o you eUlEVE IM LOv AT FIRST SKfHT? "SECOND SIGHT" Yf know tub pvruHB IN MARIACS -Li "Tes." cried the vaudevllliiui. "Unl night I sans; at the Paragon and the au dience roae aa one man and shouted, rme, una, line: "LMd they?" snarled the auditor "T should say It ousht to have been Jail." .New York Times. 'I should have given him a lock of my hair when he asked for It." "Why so, fflrlie?" "When I refused, he bribed my little brother, and that pestiferous brat aiip plled him with an assortment of switches, rata and puffs." Louisville Courier Jour nal. "Tou have mnse a wood many nice sales this season," said the manager. "Thanks." "You must kuw when to rrapp tno psychological moment fj.- closing a trans action." "Oh. I manage all rirfltt with tho cus tomers. But what la the psychological moment for striking the bosa for a raise T" Louisville Courier-Journal. "When I was your src." said the re pronehful father, "I worked hard and saved my money." "Well." replied the Irreverent youth, "that waa becauee you didn't hava a faml'v ahose mode of life led you Into frlvoloue ai.M unions." Washington Star. Maud Willi W hat waa the commotion about over at your house early this morn ing? Bee Gillie Waan t that awful? Tou aee. Geore was Irvine to get away with out pa seeing him an.l pa waa trying tn get In without ma seeing him and ma was tryins to ret doanatairs to light the kitchen fire without George seeing" her.- Judge. "What brouaht you here, my poor fel low?" a missionary aaked a convict. "I married a new woman, sir," the pris oner croaned. "Aha!" aald the missionary, "and ah was ao domineering and extravagant that It drove you to desperate courses, eh?" "So." replied the prisoner, "but the old woman turned up." Puck. THE GRIP. Elisabeth Peck In New Tork Times. lApologlee to James Whitcomb Riley.l That Wretched lnfluenaa came to our house today. He brought along a bag of pains and vowe-d he'd come to stay. New a ster she's a-sneeiln and Ar thur's coughin' bad: Seems like it la the worst attack our brother ever had. Tho doctor says, bo careful, keep away from them that's ill: And if you have bad feelln'a, be aura to take a pill. And hold your distance well, when there' eneesin' roundabout. For the irrtp germa'll git you if you don't watch out. Accordin' to directions, you should keep quite warm and dry; And, thouKh you like it very much. Just take one piece of pie; An' cut out all the hearty foods and swal low down fresh air; ' An' shun the crowded places like you would a lion's lair! And keep away from people who hava sniffles in the head Or else no doubt you'll have to atay for several days In bed. In short, ovoid all places where the sick bugs are about. For the grip (terms' 11 git you If you don't watch out. But if to all my cautions you refuse to lend an ear. Don't be surprised If some day you are smitten plain snd clear. A chill, unpleasant, seises you, you shiver and you shake: Some more Ills come to ro'n you, yott arc hurnlntt and you ache; A-sneesin' and a-"Coug1iln' hard, your fever rises fast Now Old Man Influenza has got hold of youat last. To bed you go with potlona vile and medicines ahout. For the grip germs have got yon 'cause you didn't watch out. pRICES on Pneumatic Au tomobile Tires, all types of solid and cushion Motor Truck Tires and Pneumatic Motorcycle Tires are ad vanced 10 per cent on stand ard sizes. This advance also applies to all rubber tire ac cessories. New prices are effective today, January 18th. The Goodyear Tire & Rubber Co. Akron, Ohio. Winter Office Comfort Extremes of weather are the real test of an office building. It is then that the little things count This building has not only a vacuum heating system, but is metal weather stripped. The court provides wonderful ventilation. The building is always, practically full, because of its popularity but occasional changes offer oppor tunities get choice offices. While the list belo-w is all we have to offer today, there may be something which will just suit you. If not, let us know your re quirements and we will watch for an opportunity to take care of you when the first change occurs, THE BEE BUILDING Thm building that is always new Room 222 Choice office aulte, worth light, very de sirable for two djpgora or dentists; waiting room and two private oKlcea; 510 square feet Room. 619 On the beautiful court of the building; alie 135 square feet Room 638 Only vacant room on the 17th street side of the building. Faces directly on Seventeenth street. Partition for pri vate office and waiting room. Siae 117 square feet Room 105 Al th of tne stairs, on the floor opposite The Bee business office. Site J TO square feet. Would be specially use ful for a real estate firm S45.00 S 10.00 318.00 S30.00 Apply to Building Superintendent, Room 103. Persistence is the cardinal vir tue in advertising; no matter how good advertising may be in other respects, it must be run frequently and constant ly to be really succcessfuL t