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Thought for the Day
SUetd by CAares A. Coat
It U UtUr to U kind than to b politt.
All right, Mr. Weatherman, If you tnalit on
boosting Mr. Coalman'! games.
But watchful walt'ng la not ao popular with
the hungry democrats still lingering In the
trenches.
Now that the budget Is off their hands, wont
oar city commissioners please transplant that
ng!y welcome arch to some other spot.
No trouble to draw plans and specifications
tor further municipal Improvements for Omaha.
The real Job lies in drawing forth the funds to
foot the bills.
All the democratlo federal pie brigade and
pie expectants, to say nothing of other notables,
are billed to attend the coming lore feaat at Lin
coln. Oh, It will be a glorious affair!
Te emphasise the non-partisan character of
the Nebraska method of choosing a non-partisan
judiciary, the democrats always start out boost
ing democrats only. Of course, it's just force
of habit.
A postofflce robbery in St. Paul, a hospital
robbery in Chicago and a train hold-up in Teias
signalizes the openrng week of the new year and
indicates too much of a revival of Industry along
crooked lines.
Searching for a democratlo Moses around
Salt Creek Is risky business. If the searchers
persist. Brother Charley will be obliged to ex
change a comfortable radiator for a chilly roost
among the bullrushes.
Memories of past wars are so thoroughly
submerged in the present one that Spain has
placed orders for 120,000,000 worth of goods in
this country. The fact that the orders bad to
come this way makes the business no less welcome.
Just as New Year resolutions temperately
mark up high scores on the water wagon along
comes Paollna Beltegrlal, a frisky dame of 117
years, scoffing at the crowded Vehicle. Mrs.
Bellegrinl doesn't know the taste of water, hav
ing drank wine all her life. Next!
Lincoln papers are manifesting great solid
ti'da about the after-eight o'clock traffic across
the bridge between Omaha and Council Bluffs.
Now that Iowa has been dried up, Lincoln has
tender recollections of the accelerated travel to
and from Havelock during the brief period that
Lincoln went without saloons.
As aa aftermath of the cold anap a atria waa pre
cipitated amonf the Ire cutters along- the river, demanding-
11.75 a day Instead of 11.40. the wages paid.
The Board of Trade at Ita regular annual meeting
re-elected the following officer: President, Max
Meyer; vice presidents, C. K. Goodman and II. O,
Clark; treasurer, J. A. Wakefield.
Bank clearing today were $S,5?..
Hugh McCaffrey la receiving congratulationa upon
the arrival of a young daughter at his house.
A complimentary banquet la to be tendered to P. P.
Bhelby upon his departure to Salt Lake City, by the
merchants and Jobbers of this city..
I. B. Fuller, the popular dry goods man, left on
his purchasing trip anticipating a goou trade.
Herbert J. Pavla sold to Wilson O. Bridges lot .
block f, Itainvlew addition to the city of Omaha for
the aura of fZ6.
The list of visiting physicians at St. Joseph's hospi
tal embodied In the annual report Includes: Vr. J.
Neville. Dr. P. Grossman, Dr. Edmlston, Dr. J. C
Jones, Dr. I F. McKenna, Dr. George B. Ayrea. Dr.
Denlae, Dr. Oalbraita, Dr. O. 8. Hoffman. Dr. 8. D.
Mercer, Dr. Dyaart and Dr. Bryant.
Pittsburgh para Its mayor 1)0.000 year, the di
rectors of pubtlo safety each, director of health
$7.W0. director of charttlee and supplies M.U0 eaco.
and nln councilman $1600 each. Liberal salaries were
expected to aomroaod a higher quality of service, but
only tightened the grip of political chalrwarntera. Tns
I'ltuburgh Dlapatcn Is agltaUn a reform which wltl
root out Incompetents and put t he city under a bust
H.es board of three d'rectors st salaries of iJS.OOO a
k e r each.
End of a "Trust" Prosecution.
Trial of eleven directors of the New York,
New Haven & Hartford railroad company, ac
cused of misdeeds In connection with the man-
yement of the road, has resulted In the ac
quittal of six and disagreement of the jury as to
the guilt of five. The outcome showg the fu
tility of the government's course In its pursuit
of so-called "trusts" or "big business." It is
one thing for an Investigating committee tc
make discoveries and another to establish the
criminal Intent or responsibility of those blamed
by the committee. The New Haven rase, as It Is
commonly styled, on the surface exhibited signs
of flagrant abuse of corporate power and ap
parent disregard for rights of stockholders and
the public as welL Aa such It was looked upon
as one that would serve to expose the interior
working of the "money trust" and end its malev
olent sway.
The case was thoroughly presented, with all
possible Information going to the jury. Former
President Mellen, presented as the lieutenant of
the late J. P. Morgan in the handling of the New
Haven line, was on the stand for weeks and told
the whole story of the deals whereby the New
Haven system was built up. All the maneuvers
were explained to the jury, which finally de
cided that the accused directors were not crimi
nals. In plain words, the government failed to
prove what it had alleged.
In principle-, the caae involved the question
of co-operation or competition. This is not go
ing to be nettled by law Rjlts nor by the enact
ment of anti-trust legislation, but by the process
of normal development of business. The po
litical aspects of the New Haven case, which in
clude democratic efforts to entangle certain re
publican leaders, as well aa bringing a former
associate of Attorney General Gregory from
Texas to try the case, will not be entirely over
looked by the public in finally making up its
Judgment.
Better means for publicity, and closer and
more effective official supervision, is the ap
proved remedy for the evils that lurk in such
ventures as the New Haven expansion.
What Are the D. T.'s?
Appeal for the Poles.
The Poles of America have sent an appeal to
Premier Asqulth asking that the blockade be
suspended and that relief ships, carrying car
goes for Poland, be permitted to pass through.
This request, made in the name of humanity,
should be granted without delay. It is one of
the anomalies of war that a submerged people
should be forced to endure the dreadful conse
quences of conflict that have overtaken Poland
This unhappy land has been overrun by contend
ing armies, bent on errands in which its people
have no part, and from whom they can look for
neither sympathy nor succor. No section of the
battle front has been more completely devas
tated than Poland, whose inhabitants are now
left without food or shelter, and subject to still
further trampling from battle. Aid in plenty Is
promised and ready in America, and the only
question now, that of getting it through, Is put
up to Asqulth.
Why ii a Platform? , ....
Chairman McCombs of the democratic na
tional committee, has just written the Arkansas
democrats that the Baltimore presidential pri
mary plank is "merely a suggestion," and not
binding on the party. Which raises anew the
old question, "Why Is a platform?" The Balti
more document was labored over very earnestly
and very patiently by Mr. Bryan, who produced
It as a masterpiece of political buncombe, full of
promises and recommended aa binding for what
it contained as well as for what it omitted. It
has since been rudely buffeted, and in its pres
ent battered condition bears but slight resem
blance to the carefully polished production so
whooplngly adopted as an expression of purpose
and confession of faith by the democrats. One
by one its most important planks have been
splintered by those pledged to their preserva
tion, until now the dogma of "let the peepul
rule" boes by the board to Join the "sacred
ratio."
Two points on which extra emphasis was laid
were the presidential primary and the one-term
pledges. Both these were solemnly taken in the
name of democracy and on them the nominee,
now the president, took his stand. Ribald scoff
era were put to scorn by the sincerity with which
the nominee and his sponsor asseverated the
sanctity of these planks. And the voters believed
them! The platform was built to stand on. Now,
look at the durned thing!
It is difficult in this connection to refrain
from recalling the fact that Mr. Bryan was
chosen delegate to tne Baltimore convention by
a referendum through which the voters also ex
pressed their preference for Champ Clark as a
presidential nominee, and that this Instruction
was no more followed in letter or spirit than the
platform which he imposed on the party.
Chance To Do a Neighborly Turn.
Lincoln people want a welcome arch. Here's
a chance for Omaha to do a neighborly turn.
Let's give the Capital City folks the welcomt
arch that now spans Farnam street at Eight
eenth. This would serve to cement the friendly
feeling between the two cities even more firmly,
if it were possible, and will be doing ourselves
quite a good turn, too. We hesitate to mention
it, for fear the Lincoln folks might think the
action inspired by selfishness rather than gen
erosity, but they'll be as welcome to that wel
come arch as rain after a hot day. It is within
the range of reason to say they can have it coat
and carriage free, if they'll just come after it.
Omaha is still ready to welcome visitors, and
to show them all sorts of hospitality, for which
the Gate City is famed the world around, but It
Is aweary of that disf'gurement that blots the
sky la front of the city hall.
Washington correspondents foreshadow
lively times ahead for congress. The prepared
Less program of the administration seems cer
tain of meeting the atlftest opposition within
the party. Colonel Bryan Is expected to take
personal command of the peace-at-any-prlce
forces, and lead the fight against so-tailed mili
tarism, regardless of consequences. Should the
battle develop as anticipated, republicans are
bound to observe an attitude of armed neutral
ity, and afford the contending forces all the en
icuratenirnt and ammunition within range.
xuterary XHg-est.
THAT delirium tremens la the direct result of over
Indulgence In alcohol l.i well understood. But
how does overindulgence act? And why should
some hard dalnkera never "we snakea." while other
and much milder victims viauallxe them to such a
degree that loss of life follows? According to eta
editorial writer In The Journal of American Medi
cal Aaaorlatlon these are allll mysteries. Theories ot
delirium tremens are not wanting; hut they are ao
many aa to Indicate that the truth la yet undis
covered In Ita completeness. There appears to be an
Interesting, though disquieting, reason for revlvsl of
research In the subject Just now. The writer tells fs
that since the Harrison napcotlo law went Into ef
fect, many drug habitues, having exhausted their sup
ply and falling to obtain more, have turned to alcohol
as a substitute. In some who have been drinking for
years the sudden and marked Increase In the amount
of liquor conaumed haa led to the frequent occurrence
of delirium tremens.
After noting that "chronic alcoholic poisoning pro
duce well known changes la the central and peri
pheral nervous system." ha adds. In substance:
"As yet, however, no changes have been found In
the brain which explain why a man who has been
drinking for years suddenly developa a delirium which
runs a definite course of from three to five days or
even longer.
"It hss been thought that delirium tremens la an
acute Infection occurring tn chronic alcoholics. Never
theless, many cases run their entire course without
fever, and Nonne found blood cultures negative In
fifteen consecutive cases examined by him. Dolken
believes that continued drinking- of alcohol results In
thn production of a poisonous substance In the brain
Itself, and that an accumulation or concentration of
thla substance produces delirium tremens. Jacohson
explains the delirium as an autointoxication, the
toxin arising from the pneumocorcus gaining entrance
through the liver, the kidney, or the Intestinal tract,
and acting on a brain which has been poisoned over
a long period of time by alcohol. The view of Herti
differs from this In that the supposed poison which
precipitates the delirium comes from an Insufficiency
on the part of the kidney. According to Bonhoeffer.
chronln alteration In the inteatlnal tract Is responsible
for the elaboration of poison which Is normally ex
creted through Oio lungs. Wagner von Jauregg be
lieves that the liver, rather than the lungs. Is the
organ which falls to eliminate the poison, and he
thinks that this failure la due to the changes oc
curring In the liver In chronic alcoholism. Kauff.
mann haa asserted that this poison Is a carbon de
rivative acting on a medulla altered as a result of
chronic alcoholism. He believes that the delirium will
persist until the production of this carbon-derivative
stops." 4
All of these theories presuppose a poisoned cen
tral nervous system. It has been objected, however,
that many chronic drinkers never suffer delirium.
It has been suggested that different poisons may re
sult from excessive drink and that only one of these
Viay cause delirium tremens. There are, however, still
other theories:
"The possibility that delirium Is due to an increase
in the pressure and amount of the spinal fluid haa
recently been considered. Jauregg of Vienna as
sumes that the body of chronic alcoholics protects It
self by the production of an anti-alcohol which Is of
the nature of an antitoxin. When a hard drinker
suddenly stops taking alcohol, this antl-alcohollc sub
stance, having no alcohol to which to affix Itself,
acts on the body In such a manner to to produce
delirium tremens. Hare maintains that the develop
ment of delirium Is due to a sudden fall In the
amount of alcohol circulating in the blood of alco
holics. His evidence Is drawn from a study of seventy-five
rases. In nearly all of which there was a
great reduction In the amount ot alcohol absorbed
prior to the onset of delirium.
" "Numerous objections have been raised to each
of these theories. The views concerning poisons and
autointoxications have been vigorously attacked be
cause there Is aa yet no definite proof that such a
poison Is elaborated. There are already adversaries
to the recent notions concerning the Increased pres
sure of the spinal fluid and the fall of alcohol la the
circulating blood, all of which Indicates that much
work remains to be done before the final answer to
the problem is reached."
Out of the Ordinary
Twice Told Tales
Back to Plowing;.
Into the room of the country editor came a bluff
old farmer with his 18-year-old son.
"I've come for a little Information, air," he said.
hopefully.
"I shall be delighted to do what I can for you,"
was the polite reply.
"Well, this son of mine wants to go Into the
literary business, and I thought you would be able
to tell us if there waa any money In It. It's a good
line. Isn't ItT"
"T-e-es," replied the editor, hesitatingly. "I've
been at It myself for a good many years, and"
The farmer thereupon looked around at the shabby
office, and then at the ahabbler editor.
"Come on. Willie," he ordered. "Back to your
plowing, my lad!" Philadelphia Record.
Dolasr the Rabes,
In full view of the crowd In a very busy street,
ralm thinks so, for he came up to hla supply merchant
wooden boxes, each scantily filled with Immature
fruit. Emptying box after box, the vendors deftly
punched up one layer of the box bottom to a sharp
angle pointed In the middle, propped It there with
paper, and then refilled the receptacle, taking great
care that the finest and freshest-looking berries should
make a showy top covering.
One of the spectators grew Indignant. "How la
the world." he demanded, "do you expect to sell
your wares when you openly show that they are not
what they seem to be?"
"Aw, gwan," said the vendor addressed. "This is
New Tork. and there are more trains coming with
more peopW EKerybody's Msgaslne.
People and Events
Three kisses In ten years are regarded by Mra
Fannie W. Sanborn of Bcranton, Pa., as wholly In
adequate proof of love. Wherefore ahe was granted
an absolute divorce from her cold-storage husband.
The lure ot his money taking wings Impelled Chris
Dahl of Spokane, barefooted and In pyjamas, to chaae
a porch-climber over considerable stony ground, but
waa rewarded by recovering $170 of the IM alolen
from him.
Hope transformed Into hopelessness Is responsible
for the death of Maud, a famous Indiana mule, at the
age of 41 In the famous first battle of l&M. alaud
and Its owner. W. R. Herrldge ot Petersburg, fur
nished a picturesque feature for democratic parades.
Maud vociperated coploualy for the free silver ani
was booked for the Uryan Inaugural parade. Bryan's
successive failures chilled the hopes, of Herrldge. and
Maud, crippled by the weight of yeara, waa given the
chloroform route to glory.
The late "Joe" Murphy, who Juat passed away at
S3, generated the pleasure with which hts memory Is
enshrined. He presented clean wholesome characters
on the atage which appealed to and entertained all
classes, aa well aa people of Irish descent, to whom
he catered. There have been many variations of bis
"Kerry Oow" and "Khaun Rhus." but Bona equaled
these favorites In ortsrtnsjliy. freshness and pathos.
When Mr. Murphy retired In IMS he wss worth S3,
omt.uiO and waa said to be the wealthiest actor la the
Lulled hlalrs
Wine tasters, employed In their profes
sional dutie. never swallow the wine they
taste. They merely hold a sip of the
l everage tn the mi.iith for a few moments
and breathe thro.igh the nostrils.
Mm. John Roberts, while fishing from
the municipal pier at Hermosa Reach,
t'al., caught five different kinds of fish
on five hooks pi the rame time. The flh
were mackerel, I a.s, Jark smelt, yellow
fin and harracida.
A fothorn ahlch hns reently been con
structed for the I'nlted States lighthouse
service Is so Isr.re that a man may easily
step Inside of it. It Is said to rosemble
half of a submarine boat, and may be
heard for twenty-five or thirty mllea at
sea.
The first monument In America to
Adam was erected In Oardenvllle. Md.
The memorial to be claimed first of the
species is a square of concrete with a
sun dial on top and the Inscription on one
of its faces: "To the Memory of Adam,
the First Man."
Hoolock, a lonesome monkey In the
Central park 300, New Tork, wss miser
able until the curator conceived the Idea
of taking phonographic records of his
whining chatter. Now Hoolock listens to
his own talk, thinks he nss a companion
and Is perfectly happy.
The wise ones have risen to proclaim
that Harvard men are now known, not
by their walk, but by their mouths; the
reason given being the else of dining hall
soup spoons, which enable youths to dis
pose of the liquid In record time, the
process accompanied by a disastrous
stretching.
It Is told of a Rrltish soldier, supposed
to have been blinded beyond cure In bat
tle, that on hearing a well-loved song the
tears which came Into his eyes restored
his sight completely. Another soldier,
whose memory had been wrecked, hear
ing the song. "Mother Machrec," kept
repeating the aord "mother" until It
proved the key to his recollection and
unlocked the whole of his previous exist-
Signs of Progress
The United States produced In 1914 VJ2,
196 short tons of talc and soapstone for
the manufacture of talcum powder .
More than $80,000,000 worth of gold haa
been taken from the Juneau gold belt,
the first to be worked In Alaska.
Five per cent of the population of this
country earns Its living directly or In
directly in the electrical business.
Brail! has employed an expert from the
United States to conduct experiments by
which that country hopes to Increase its
cotton crop.
A French system of rapid telegraphy,
by which It la possible to send 40.000
words an hour, has worked successfully
for distances of 900 miles In that country.
Taper automobile tires, made experi
mentally in Europe, seem to have the
strength of metal and the resiliency of
rub bar. ,
The bureau of standarda haa found that
better glass melting pots can be made
of clays found In the United States than
of clays Imported from Germany, here
tofore believed necessary.
An electrical smoke abatement device
has been Invented whereby the particles
of soot are charged by current led through
fine wires in a smokestack until they
unite and become heavy enough to fall
Into a receptacle.
According to the manufacturing plans
of the thirty large rubber tire companlea
In the United States their output during
the present calendar year will exceed
11,009,000 tires, of an average value of $20
af retail.
The Wall Street Journal calls the
period between 1910 and 19S0 the "era of
the silo" In American agriculture, add
ing: "The silo ia the fortress by which
the American farm restores and develops
the fertility of the farm acres to pris
tine productiveness."
Around the Cities
St. Joseph, Mo., Is peeved because the
railroads dally about depot Improvement
plans. The Commercial club has advised
the city council to grant no more favors
until the railroads give the city something
'more substantial than promises.
Over 14,000 children were brought Into
the children's courts ot New York City
last year. Of those finally classed as de
linquents only !V4 per cent were girls.
Nearly half the cases were chargeable to
Improper guardianship and the negligence
and Ignorance of parents.
New Tork City street traffic Is the
hugest In the world and snuffs out a life
every thirteen hours. A census taken last
November shows U at 3.704,000 vehicles and
U.645.746 pedestrians passed the traffic
squads' ijO poss between the hours of
8:30 a. m. and p. m. in one day.
Editorial Snapshots
TIPS ON HOME TOPICS.
Pittsburgh Dlftpatch: Once more the
typewriter has been proved mightier than
the sword.
Washington Post: Baron Astor re
fuses to pose longer as a "He won't be
happy till he gets It" model.
Indianapolis News: Gold to the value
of $9$,&l.lu waa produced In the United
Stales In 1915. Thla is almost a dollar each
for the whole population. No wonder some
of us didn't notice the difference.
Pittsburgh Dispatch: Will It become
the custom heresfter. If William Rocke
feller's pies of being the victim of Illegal
advice is allowed, to require able coun
sel to give bond that clients following
their advice will be indemnified for pos
sible punishment?
Brooklyn Kugle: A large surplus of
women Is threstened, after the war ia
over. Aa most of the men In Kurope
will be badly banged up, A masons may
tske an exclusive franchise, and run
things. Europe may cheer up. The worst
Is vet to come.
Iouls vllle Courier-Journal: Secretary
Iledfteld proposes the establishment of
a plant for rearing lobsters. Rut why?
It Is Secretary Redfield who in crying
aloud for legislation to prevent t&urope
from "dumping" goods oa us, exposes
his belief that this country is already
populated by a about 100,000,000 lobsters.
Pittsburgh Dispatch: Commenting oa
leap year, Mrs. Grace Wilbur Trout, a
Chicago suffragtat leader, aald ahe
couldn't fall in love with a man "who
didn't have spunk enough to propose to
me." Could she have been thinking of
that other distinguished suffragist and
ptare advocate. Mra Bolsscvala?
Chicago Herald: William Waldorf Astor
has Just been promoted to the peerage
with permlnaion to pay himself an ex
tremely large aalary to support the
dignity.
Washington Post: Pecret service agenta
have located another very poor counter
felt, but the average citisen ran point
out several among his acquaintances who
are still at large.
Chicago HeraM: Universal training Is
said to be the goal of the administra
tion's army policy. It is going to take
an Incredibly long k.ck from the f lei J
to land the army bill anywhere near
that goal.
Indianapolis News: It s a Brest com
fort, too. to feel that when you are feed
ing coal to the furnaces It will not hand
you a fatal case pf p tromortis, ss an
automobile is likely to do when you are
monkeying with the gasoline.
Washington Post: Uusste Osrdner ssys
the coast of Massachusetts is peculiarly
exposed to attack, hut he forgets that an
enemy always chooses a place where he
can make some headway against the
natives.
Philadelphia Public ledger: If the
administration read In tfce reply of Vienna
to Its second Ancona note a full con
cession of the points at Issue, the sink
ing of the Persia Is a postscript that sug
gests a different conclusion. The Public
Ledger eatd recently that the attlt'ilr
of the Austrian government must be
Judged by the performance, not by the
promise. The material for Judgment ia
furnished with startling celerity. Those
humanitarian sentiments It professed
even for its enemies seem to have eva
porated even before the Ink in which they
were written ws dry.
Springfield Republican: The back-to-the-farm
movement among American
Jews Is being pushed with the energy
and ability for which the race Is noted,
and the f,000 Jewish farmers are doubt
leas but the pioneers of sn army of peace
which in a few years will number many
hundred thousand. In the opinion of a
prominent delegate to the recent con
ference of Jewish farmers In New Tork
City the Jews enraged In farming In this
country are doing more good by blazing
the pathway of practical agriculture for
the Immigrant than the l.OOfl.mo Jewish
people engaged In business, the arts and
professions. That Is rather overstating
it, no doubt, but It Is overstating an Im
portant truth.
nicely th other tlav which had been
marked down 3S cents and advertised
as a bargain. " Ixiulsvllle Courier-Journal.
"Nora." said the mlstics to the new
errvsni. ee always want our meats
promptly on the hour."
"Vis, mum. An' if I miss th' tirit hour
shall I wait for th" next ?" Birmingham
Ae-Herald.
KABIBBle
KABARET
nPARWP.KABlBBlF.
IM $WHf FOR BJfEACH OF
PROMISE. HE PROPOSED TO MP
OVTR THE PHONE"- HOW CAM
I PROVE nrV
is Your phone CN A FfcFTry
unep j
Mrs. Exe I never have a bit of trouble
with my huaband over the matter of
dress.
Mrs. Wye t fln with mine. When I
get a gown that he likes, he doesn't
L, e JneJ b'"- "' '"" the bill su'ts
him he doesn't care for ihc gown. Bos
ton Tranacript.
1 'earning to shave myself."
VV hat progress?''
"Oh. 1 can go over the course In JW. or
thereabouts." Pittsburgh Post.
UNDER THE TAN.
',-. w- "lth fn Nw Tork Pt.
Italians. Magyars, aliens all
Human under the tan
Eyes that can smile when their fellow
call.
A spike-driver each, but a man.
Rumble and roar! Oh. the tracks they
lay!
We ride In our parlor car.
Spades on their shoulders, they give oa
way.
Ixrds of the near and the far.
Polnk and Slav and dark-eyed Greek
Human under the tan
I'p ko their hands, and their faces apeak.
Saluting us, man and man.
Cushioned seats and our souls at ease.
Dainty In food and fare.
We are the masters their toll must
please,
Or face gaunt-checked dispalr.
Russian and Irishman. Croat and Swede!
Human under the tan
OtvinK us homage while making us
speed,
A a only the generous can.
Riding and riding, hats In our hands.
Something warm In the eye
Fellows. In spite of your skins and lands.
We greet you, rushing by.
LUTES TO A SMILE.
"I suppose you made Now Year reso
lutions? '
"No," replied Senator Sorghum. "I
can t waste material In that selfish man
ner. When I think of anything In the
line of reform. I make It the subject of
a speech." Washington Star.
J"?rJn.newly weds na falling
out yesterday?
"So aoon? What was It about?"
About the turn In the road yonder.
Their rear tire blew up." Chicago Post.
V.r,t "o-lly realistic novel I ever read."
what's so realistic about It?"
"Didn't you notice? The heroine does
about six times as much talking ss the
hero.' Kansas City Journal.
"All the world was there, and hts wife "
wrote the girl reporter.
Then she reflected.
"An archuio way to word it." she mur
mured. "All the world, and her husband," ahe
then wrote. Kansas City Journal.
"Tour dog reminds me of my husband."
In what way?'"
"He growla with such evident enloy
ment whenever he has a bone to pick."
Baltimore American.
,."Lok here. Sam; don't you believe
. J, an honest man Is the noblest work
of God T
''Well, sah, I'se done glben up de Idea
ob beln de noblest work ob Ood; all I
asks Is to mako a llvin'." Dife.
"heap skates are never popular."'
Oh. I don't know. I saw a lot going
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preserve and purify the skin of Infanta, and
often prevent minor skin troubles becom
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