THE BEE: OMAIIA, MONDAY, JANUARY 10, 1916. 1 ! i A o n m e q n c a U b at D o w II t d t: U U u b n n d a a a c t d t k o ti ti b it fe J to P si i t ta u 4 1 d i 1 I I m o II S P o h y i n t P I r 1 t t THE OMAHA DAILY tiEE FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROSEWATER. VICTOR ROSE WATER, EDITOR. Th Bee Publishing Company, Proprietor. BEE BUILDING, FARNAM AND SEVENTEENTH. Entered at Omaha postofflce aa second-class matter. TERMS Or SUBSCRIPTION. Py carrier By mail per month. per year. Pally ana Sunday fisc $ Ielljr without Sunday.' e 4 00 EYenln and Sunday Wc ft no Kvenlng without Sunday . 4.00 Sunday Bee only .. Joe 1.00 Dally and Sunday Bee. three year In advance. ...110. 00 Scn-I notice f chsnse of arinYre or complaint r Irregularity In delivery to Omaha Bee, Circulation I lermrtment REMITTANCE. Remit by draft, expres or postal order. Only two rent atampa received In payment of amall ae counta Personal checks, except on Omaha and caatern exchange, not accepted. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. 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Get It The, Russian army once more proceeds on the assumption that General Winter U Invinc ible aa an ally. 8UU, while "a place 'n the sun" is not al ways attainable, the limollght of the primaries are free to all comers. The question of the hour, "Is Russia comln back!" locks horns with a companion inquiry, "Will von Hlndenburg back up?" It is too early to measure the durability of the democratic split on preparedness. The amount of light coming through helps to brighten the republican corner. Two inventive manufacturers in the eastern scare belt offer a new mobile coast defense gun to the United States for a trlflo of f 60,000,000. This Is patriotism tagged with safety first. The saddest words ever fashioned by tongue or pen are none too solemn for a tablet to mark the noiseless and voiceless passing of St. Jack' son's day hereabouts. Is JacWsonlan patriotism dead? The old-time drug store sign of mortar and pestle acquires new significance in new dry states. The resemblance to a tub and a stick promises to revive Its ancient glory as a business getter. The bottom of the Mediterranean holds a greater variety of Vsr craft, ancient and mod ern, than any body of water on earth. Perhaps this fact accounts for the belief that the sea Is uncommonly blue. The cheery voice of Secretary Redfield re teats the prosperity music of Chairman Gary and merrily applauds the artist. It should not escape notice, however, that both vocalists also lung redllghts along the road. It Is worth while noting that the railroad managers will not disturb coast-to-coast passen ger rates. The uplift Is confined to Interstate rates In the4 middle west, a region highly es teemed by rate makers as an Inexhaustible pudding. Schools in the trenches Is the latest Innova tion of war carried In the reports. The whole war In all Its variations has been educational from the start The main drawback to its value Is the uncertainty of graduating Into a grave yard or a hospital. In saying that army officers regard universal military service as the one perfect state of pre paredness, Secretary Garrison emphasises a world-wide truth. An active army officer who does not believe In compulsory service would be court-martialed for professional treason. . Alt The cold weather today bad not moderated aa much aa had been predicted. At dawn the mercury atood at II degree below aero and the highest It tot during the day was at I o'clock, when It reached 4 below xero. and at nightfall found the temperature V desreea below aero. The marriage of t. B. Falconer to Miss Nelllo Leach, one of hla accomplished clerka, la announced to take place In February. It la quietly rumored around army headquarter that Colonel H. A. Morrow at Fort Sidney la to be made head of the Judge advocate' department very ahortly. Superintendent Hutchison of Fort Niobrara la anowbound In Omaha on hla return from hia leave of absence In the east O. A. Bennett. Tweoty-flrat and Pierce atreeta advertlaea that be haa taken up a large red cow with horna, which the owner can have by paying expenses. Marshall Lobeck la the name of the real estate firm doing business at Uot Farnsra atreet Despite the blockaded postal service unusually large aalaa of atampa were made at the poatofflce yes terday, one corporation purchasing fjtuo worth and an other H worth, other salea running the amount up to Mr. and Mra. J. T. Weston save an enjoyable birth day party last evening: to their tittle daughter, Oracle, at their residence. Twenty-sixth and louglas atreet. Mlae Grade baa Just turned 10 and the guests were, Koss Towle, Charles Rose, George Ulsh, Marty Ken nard, Mary Shears, Emmet Murphy, Stephen Long-, Milton 1-ons, Jennie Wist, Blanche Parker, Jennie OUIi. Mable Kelley, Nora Kmeraon. Edith McCoy. Mushle, CoJpetscr, Alice Parrotte and Franklin Roej. The Republican. Convention Call. The promulgation of the formal call for the republican national convention which is to meet lu ChlcsRo, June 7, next, Is attracting attention to the revised delegate apportionment adopted last year and now Incorporated into it for the first time. By this apportionment the total num ber of delegates Is reduced by ninety-three, prac tically all of the shrinkage coming in the south ern state representation, whose Influence in the parly deliberations will be proportionately .cur tailed. The insular possessions are accorded two delegates each, but without voting power, bui will, it Is understood, appeal to the convention to restore them to full rights and privileges. The noteworthy thing about this call is that it is the first and only substantial step made by any political party in the direction of more equitable apportionment. As a progressive meas ure for popular rule, this republican Innovation outdoes the democratic party, an the progres sive party, too, for that matter, neither, of which have made any change in the ancient and inherited system which both have so roundly denounced. Attention is also being called to the fact that the republican call is a broad invitation not only to republicans, but also to "all other electors without regard to past political affilia tions who believe in the principles of the re publican party and endorse its policies," to unite in the choice of convention delegates. There is nothing new or novel, however, In this phrase ology, for It has been copied in every republican convention call since the organization of the party. In other words, the republican party Is, and has always been, a truly progressive party, built on a common belief in principles and policies regardless of previous political differ ences. It is a party national and not sectional and with an open door and this is Jts strength and Its promise. Federal Farm Loan Banks. The administration federal farm loan bill has been Introduced into congress, but only meager details of its provisions are so far available. It seems to be a projection of the federal reserve bank Idea into the realm of agriculture, with the Intention of loaning money for the financing of farm operations along lines similar to those that now provide for the operation of the reserve banks in providing money for commercial pur poses. If this is true, no good reason for estab lishing a new form of bank is apparent. Amend ment to the existing law would make the ma chinery of established reserve banks available, for it is quite as reasonable that money be issued against the farmers' security as against that of the merchant or manufacturer. The matter of length of life of loans thus made could easily be adjusted. It is only a step farther, and on the way to where the government will be assist ing the clerk and the mechanic in the city to finance his home building proposition. Tree Plantirp; for Service. Arbor Day is still some months ahead, but it is not too soon to commence planning for its observation. The value of carefully directed arboriculture has been so often and so fully dis cussed hy The Bee, that repetition of the ar guments In favor of the planting of useful trees by Nebraskans might be tedious, if they were not timely. Tree planting has always been Im portant to the people of this state, but it has now more than ever an appeal to those who are building for the future. In the early days, trees were needed for shade, for windbreaks and for various purposes that called for quick growth rather than for permanent usefulness. Conditions have been established that make It reasonable that more care should be exercised in the selection of woods that are to be grown, with an eye to future rather than to immediate requirements. Nebraska's soil and climate are favorable for the growth of the most valuable' forest trees Indigenous to the temperate cone. Experiments have demonstrated this, and with the feasibility of the undertaking established, tree planters thould look ahead, directing their efforts to the development of woods that will be of service to generations yet to come. No better crop could be fostered. Hard woods are of slow growth, but certain of return. A little grove of black walnut, hickory or oak trees on every farm would mean a wonderful asset to the state in time, while the waste places could easily be made to produce timber of great value. Trees planted along roadsides may easily be made to serve in time to carry a portion of the expense of keeping up the road. Sometime the state will take up The Bee's oft-repeated suggestion that It take up seriously the work of forestratlon and enter on the devel opment of an industry that will bring great returns. Fixing; Eeiponiibility for the War. Returned from his peace mission, Henry Ford expresses himself as being convinced the people of Europe and not the rulers are to blame for the war. He might have reached this con clusion without having left his factory office, for he was not In Europe long enough to learn anything beyond his reach at home. However, it may please the emperors and kings engaged in the conflict to find out, from authoritative source, that it is not their fault. It is equally encouraging, though rather startling, to be told that the people of the warring monarchies have the deciding voice in the management of their affairs, even though it be vicariously sounded. Further researches by the doves may disclose some similarly novel, interesting and equally valuable information, and thus prove the utility ot the quest. i The greater duration of the present war and the uncertainty of the finish enables Rome. Athens, Geneva, Vienna, Berlin. Petrograd, Co penhagen, Paris, London and Constantinople to dim the luster and smother the beacon lights of historic Mole St. Nicholas as a rumor factory. Fame's favorites are the spotllghters of the pass ing hour. Early primaries once In four, years have much to commend them to the thoughtful. A flock of candidates affords improvement clubs and civic societies an abundance of vocal talent to enliven tb gray days and while away the long, dark hours. National Capital Topics SSrar O. Bnyaer, The Bee' Washlag-toa Oorreapemaeat, SERVICE In congress ha many drawbacks. Some time It ha It rewarda. Outside of the mere aervlce, which mean the aalary and perqulattca In the way of mileage and clerkhlre plu a certain amount of stationary, the representative In congress know but two thing, to be on the "tidal wave" and a knowledge of the wants of hla constituency. There are two distinctive claasea of men In congrea those who hlne In the limelight and those who shine In committee work. It la not given to many men to Illumine the Congressional Record with a big speech or to startle the country by a great thought. There are, however, consistent plodder, and I use that word advisedly, who accomplish more by a conclcntloua devotion to committee work than those who "tear a passion to tatters" on the floor of either house. Sometimes the rewarda for a man's activity In congress come In his lifetime, most largely, however, they come when he la dead or out of congress. Hav ing been associated In a newspaper way when the so called "Klnkald Act" of 1904 became operative It la with a good deal of interest that I find that the first assistant secretary of the Department of the Interior, Andrleus A. Jonea. haa endorsed It In a most laudatory manner, while the author of that bill Is atlll In con gress and repreaentlna; the Sixth congressional dis trict of Nebraska, Mosea . Klnkald. The endorsement of the "Klnkald act." known to the atatutea as the act of April 2, 1904. authorising the entry of not exceeding 640 acres of land in a consider able area of western Nebraska and Included In the Sixth congressional district of that atate comes through the endorsement of a bill Introduced by Rep resentative Scott Ferrla, chairman of the commute. on public lands, whose bill makes It lawful for any person "qualified to make entry under the homestead lawa of the United Btatea to make a stock-raising homestead entry for not exceeding 640 acrea of unap propriated, unreserved puWIo land In reasonably com pact form" and which land la to be known a "stock raising land" and now under consideration by the committee of which he Is chairman. The bill which contemplates for public land states what Judge Klnkald secured for his own state Is favorably recommended by the Department of the Interior. The basis of this recommendation Is the "Klnkald act" as applied to the Sixth Nebraska dis trict. Eleven year have elapsed since the passage of the law relating to western Nebraska and the In terior department haa no hesitation In saying that Its Investigations aa to the results of that legislation are both Important and significant. To quote from the letter of First Assistant Becretary Jonea to the chair man of the committee, with relation to the bill abovo referred to these findings appear that prior to the passage of the act of 1904 "considerable land In west ern Nebraska had been entered under other laws, but the marveloua development since the passage of the act of 1904 la ao marked that It must In great measure at least be attributed to that law. It haa been found that aome of the valleys and lower lands which Intersperse the larger area, have been made to produce through Intensive cultivation varied cropa of large value, and that the production of live atock he largely Increased rather than diminished. The Im provements placed by the aettlera upon their claims Indicate both prosperity and permanency of occupa tion, aa dwelling of atone, cement, or frame construe, tion, plastered and provided with convenlencea, have generally supplanted the original sodhouaea, and the farmer who haa not built barns, alios, or other atruo turea for storing cropa and protecting live atock la a rare exception. The live atock raised upon the small ranches -Is of a higher grade than that which waa produced by grailng upon the vacant public land." Within the thirty-one countlea In which the "Kln kald law" la applicable the interior department of ficiate find that the population which waa 124,608 In 1890, 107,434 in 1900 had Increased to 162.217 In 1910, an Increase of nearly 60 per cent In the population during the last ten-year period, six years of which period the 640 homestead law was In orce, But of atlll greater Interest to thla section and by reason thereof to the endorsement of the bill of which Chairman Kerria of Oklahoma la the author It haa been ascertained by the experts of the department that the land entered In Nebraska under the "Kln kald act" that there la an average of one settler for every 671 acres. In the thirty-seven countlea affected by thla law It appears that there are 4.689,870 acrea In the hand a of the original entrymen, 6,411,963 acrea In the hands of small holdera and only S16.4&3 acrea In the hands of What might be termed large holdera; that Is, those possessing area 1n excess of 2.000 acres and then comes thla endorsement for the work, of one who knew the wants of his district and who early began in his congressional career to work for those wants, Judge Klnkald the department saya: "The department la Informed that practically a unanimous sentiment of the people In western Nebraska la that the law haa been a benefit to them and to the country, causing a large Increase In the population, promoting the development of the lands and advancing generally the public welfare." Surely thla la praise from a department not In political sympathy with the author of a real constructive measure. SNTDKR. Twice Told Tales Sorrr He Rpeke, A senior of one of our large manufacturing con cerns came through the atore and ' noticed a boy sitting on a counter swinging his legs and whistllna merrily. The senior eyed him severely as he con fronted him, and Inquired: "Is that all you have to dor "Ye, air." "Very well; report to the cashier and tell him tj pay you off. We don't need boys like you around here." "But, sir;" said the astonished boy, "I don't worit for you. I have just bought some goods and am waiting for the bill." Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph. t'aatloaarr Slaaal. While visiting In the Highland of Scotland last summer, a little old English lady made use of an ear trumpet when aha attended divine service. Such a contrivance being entirely unknown In thoae simple parts. It caused much excited discussion, and finally one of the eldera waa deputed to deal with the lady. On the following Sunday the unconscious offender again made her appearance, and again produced the much-dlscusaed trumpet; whereupon the choaen elder rose from hia aeat and marched down the aisle to where the aid lady aat and, raising an admonitory finger, said severely: "'The firet toot, ye're ot!" Everybody's Magaalne. People and Events The "Cafe" restaurant, 1U South Sixteenth street, haa been purchased by Mra, If. H. Wrighter, who will try to make It the popular eating place of the city. The retirement of L M. Otla, treaaurer-general of Rochester. N. T., brings to light another life mystery Though 8S yeara of age Otis Is unable to give the secret of hla grip, by which he held on to public office for three ecore yeara. Happy Jack Cameron and Mlaa Roae Elliott, eefi 24, aa engaged couple of the West Pullman district of Chicago, builded air cast Ira out of the flow of youth nd the Joy of marriage planned for the com ing April. Both were buried aide by aide, taat Sunday. Prum gay to grave waa apanned by pneumonia. Mra. Ivarina Paulsen of Elisabeth, N. J., hails from Ireland and Paulaen from Sweden. Just befora Christmas Ivarina waa busily decorating the kitchen floor la emerald hue when Paulsen thoughtlessly criticised the artistry of the job, particularly the color. That waa too much. When Paulsen next ar ticulated out loud It waa to tell the court how Ivarina painted hla face and bald pate la briabt si rfclT'lC? A Little Memory ( fllahen feeansiell. OMAHA, Jan. . To the Editor of The Bee: It la now a number of yeara since the autumn evening which added this pleasant picture to my mental gallery. Having gone with a companion on an errand to the modest episcopal residence, sitting ao peacefully withdrawn among the trees on ita quiet comer, we pene trated to the library, and there, all alone In the twilight shadows, sat the bishop taking a lesson in Spanish, with his phonograph for sole Instructor. Not too absorbed to be hospitable, but as almply delighted with hla "language school" aa a studious boy, he quickly turned on the lights, and the shrewd, kindly eyea In his delicate, somewhat ascetic face twinkled happily as he ex plained all the little mysteries of the teacher-machine and dilated xn Its merits and efficiency. This waa Just before his long journey abroad, which was to In clude a vlalt to Spain. They said that In a few weeks of such study he gained an excellent working knowledge of the lan guage, and that with other languages he had followed the same method meeting the same success. . A characteristic glimpse was this, and one we shall gladly Recall of the winning human Individual beneath the reserved church dignitary. Always a student, al waya ambitious and quick of interest, always keeping abreast of the times and never losing the youthful aplrlt by reason of the flying years so we shall -lsh to remember him. So vivid, ao forceful a personality. It Is hard to accept the thought that those quiet, tree-shaded streets where he took his dally walks will no longer know the tall. Impressive figure, passing back and forth between hia home and the cathedral of his dreams. Keen and brusque of manner and lm pusive like his race, he did not always receive credit for the Immense warmth and geniality beneath the surface. Strict aa he was and unswerving In hla own Ideals and observances, he waa wonder fully tolerant toward people of other creeds, meeting with a hopeful frlendll nesa even those who must have seemed to him groping In outer darkness, and re sponding promptly to the element, of good In every one. Is it not a flower to lay upon hla bier, that he Is mourned not only by those of his own faith, but also and with as sin cere a grief by many "outside the fold?" of whom one ventures this little offering of remembrance to a great and 'Vlndly soul entered upon Its glorious heritage. A. U at K. Work for Lire Wires. OMAHA, Jan. .-To the Editor of The Bee: The Bee prints an article "Com mercial Club looking for a Live Wire." Fhould such a man be found in Omaha, vhere there are many, it Is suggested that he should work for the Interest of Omaha at large, and not wholly for the Commercial club and a few monopolies who are drawing the life out of, Omaha and Its people. I now refer to the electric light, gas. atreet railway and telephone companlea. If the proper man Is found R is hoped will not be sent to Lincoln to work against the Interest of Omaha as wa done at the last session of the legislature. The live wires should be men who will work for an oil line from Omaha to Wyoming. Interurban lines out of Omaha and the making the western terminal of the railroad lines running1 cast of Council Bluffs. Ia., at Omaha and not Lincoln, Council Bluffs or Fair bury. Would not Water Works Howell be a good man for that place and Is h? not the hottest live wire man living In Omaha today, and has done more for the people of Omaha than all men connected with the electric light, gas, street car or telphone. Don't buck him so much Just because he Is for Omaha. J. B. &COTT. Foreign I.aaaraasiea la the Schools, OMAHA, Jan. .-To the Editor of The Bee: In discussing the propriety of the teaching of German In the grade schools In your columna, Mr. Weybrlght of Hcott'a Bluff la very much exercised because an other correspondent haa "stuck his nose" Into that controversy. Mr. Weybrighfa pro-Englkih prejudice, although he rants about the glorloua Stars and Stripes, Is so apparent In hia diatribe that It la scarcely worthy of notice, but he seems to be In such extreme pain that It would be cruel to leave him suffer from hia hallucination. What Mr. Weybrlght and perhapa many ' of your readers do not know la: 1. The fact that the Nebraska law which he assails provides that a foreign - lan guage ahall be taught In the grade schools when a certain number of pupils have petitioned for such teaching. 2. That of the many who have algned such petitions, over 86 per cent are chil dren of not German parentage or descent; In other words, less than 16 per cent of those who have petitioned for tne teach ing of German are of German parentage or descent. The Idea of the different nationalities "banding together to perpetuate their na tive language," for disloyal purposes-3 too preposterous to require an answer. Germane. Scandinavian. Bohemian be come without exception the moat loyal citlsens of thla country; if not fully Americanised In the flrat generation they become ao In the aecond or third. Prac tically all of them Immediately upon their arrival apply for citlsenshlp. In contrast with English or Canadian Immigrant. That they make an effort to have their children acquire their mother tongue In addition to the American language, which they Inevitably learn In the public school, la moat laudable. These Immlgranta ap preciate the greatvalue of knowing1 more than one languag-e. The German, Bo hemian and Scandinavian schools almost Invariably teach one extra language, moat of them two, L e., English and French, commencing uaually when pupil are 10 years of age, and such teaching la not selective, but compulsory. They know from experience that In atartlng at that age It ia much easier to acquire a foreign language than at the age of 16. Theae countries know from experience what great value there la In the knowl edge of mora than one language and how It broaden the mind. It la due to such knowledge largely that Germany was able r to extend lta commerce all over the world, becauae Germany solicited trade in the language of ita prrapectiva custom are, England, and I regret to aay alao the Vnlted States, have always expected that the forelgnera with whom they wished to deal ahould speak English, with the result that not much progress haa been aocompllahed In our foreign trade. The ulterior motives behind theae at tacks on the teaching of German are the ambltlona for office of certain politicians who have flirted with the prohibition cause, and are ery much afraid, there fore, ef the foreign vote, becauae they know that It la decidedly liberal and op posed to restrictive legislation. There fore in Jumping at every opportunity to vUltfw etvtvmr sm mI m to advance their personal interests. They will find that all their calumnies will avail them nothing. According to United States government statistics, we have 2,000,000 people of for eign birth or parentage, nearly 40 per cent of our total white population. Wey brlght insinuates that we, the United States, have done more for these people than they have done for the United State. But have we? These 40 per cent have produced, by their brain and brawn, more than 60 per cent of the country's wealth, only to create the fortune ot a few score multimillionaires who have' lured the emigrants to these shores and who now treat them with contempt. DR. R, P. LUCK El Practical riaws ta ImproTeaaent. OMAHA, Jan. .-To the Editor of The Bee: The other day I aaked a member of the city planning board what plana they had for city Improvements, and he replied, "We have neither money nor plans for as a million and a quarter of the million and a half of the city taxes got for salaries, there waa but little, money left for city Improvements, but the planning board would consider all sug gestions for city plans that could be carried out without taxation, increase values and reduce taxation." I told him that wa eay to do. I now suggest a few things for hla board to do that ran be done without taxation and at the same time reduce taxation, beau-, tlfy the city and Increase valuea. Plan 1: The most unsightly things about Omaha are the weed lota and dirty alleys. The city officials have been spend ing some 66,000 annually serving notices on lot owners to cut weeds, and $4,000 in cutting weeds along the streets and alleys, and the lot owners more to cut the weeds, yet the weeds are growing higher and thicker each year, and when, cut we have left to ahow the visitors lots and alleys covered with dead weeds. The remedy Is to have the city council turn over to the planning board the $10,000 of weed expense for It to cure the weed evil. The planning board to call upon the vacant lots owners for $2 per lot ad ditional with which to clean their lots, and to seed them to blue grass and whlto clover, thereby eradicating the weeds, beautifying the city, and Increasing th lot values for taxation and In a few year the $10,000 weed expense will be saved. The Real Estate exchange will assist in the collection of the $3 per lot, and the Improvements clubs and home owners, will then adopt for their slogan, "Brighten the corners where we are." Plan 2: The planning board should seek to have every alley In the residence sec tions vacated, the parts vacated revertinsr to the lot owners, thereby saving to the city the expense of keeping the alley clean, placing the parts vacated on the tax tists and saving the Intersection funds the cost of paving and curbing inter sections. Plan 3: The planning board to ask that before paving the street all underground pipes shall be put In.- That all residence streets be paved, but twenty feet with thirty-foot curves at street corners, thereby saving lot ownera extra paving, the city extra expense for curbing and paving larpe lnteraectlons and leaving more grass space In front of homes. Plan 4: The planning board to ask that every overhead sign be taken down, thereby beautifying the city, saving th merchants the cost of competing sign and the city the damages from signs blowing down. Plan 6: The planning board to ask the county commissioners to turn over to them $1,000 of the auto license receipts with which to start an evergreen and white birch nursery on the poor farm, from which evergreens will be furnished free to the farmera for planting aolng the county roads and the white birches at all cross-roada thereby beautifying our county roads and Increasing farm values several dollars per acre for taxation pur poses. D. C. PATTERSON. DOMESTIC PIXASANTms. "How did you convince your congress man that he ought to vote for prepared ness ?' "1 reminded him that he had used the eagle and the American flag so much ia his speeches that it waa tip to him to see that there could, be no chance of anything serious happening to them."- Washington Star. Country Judge How long have you owned a cart , Motorist (charged with speeding) One week. yoi;r honor! Judge I'm-then vou can still afford to pay a fine. Twenty dollars! Puck. Wife (angrily)-I think you're 'the meanest man that ever was. Hub That s hard on yourself, my dear. According to your mother you have been the making of me. Boston Transcript. Hub I told Rohnsum that we 'might drop In on them tonight. Wife Oh fudwe! You know I don't want to visit those people and I can't see why ydu do. Hub-I don't. I told him that, so that w-e can stay at home tonight wllnout fear of having them drop in on us. Boston Transcript. "Have you found out anything about tho robbery?" "Yes: there's a mortrTTnr glory vine root at the back of the house. "What'a that got to do with It?" "Shows that a porch climber hai been about the premises." Baltimore American. HOW HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF. K. L. Roberts, In Judge. When Homer thumped his little lyre tn eemt-prehlstoric ages. The fashion of his wlfe'a attire Disturbed the matrons and the sages They shrieked: "Her peplum'a laced with string! There's too much dsnitcr of It busting! It's too risque for anything! Disgusting!" When Arthur ruled In Camelot, A Camelot Protective Leasner Became extremely wroth and hot. And claimed that styles were far too meager. "Observe." he moaned, "our gracious queen! She says her wimple is de rigger! She csn't fool me; for I have seen Her figfter!" When Monttespan and Pompadour Create styles nnd ar ted hauahty, From countless throats there rose a rose. Declaring that their gowns wera naughtv. When hoopskirts later enme to vlow. A million voices thundered "Shocking! We see an Inch and sometimes two! Of stocking!" Each time there comes a shift In style. To change the contour of the indies, Some prude will alwavs call It vile. And tell us that it looks like Hades. Although his words msy benr n Silng For some, do they affect me? Never' Nice girls indk nice In anything Whatever! -621 residents of Nebraska registered at Hotel Astor during the past year. Single Room, without bath. 2.00 co aj.oo Double Jj.00 to S4.00 Single Rooms, with bath, fi-oo to 6.oo Double 4. 00 to S7.00 Parlor, Bedroom and bath, Ijio.oo to 14 00 TIMES SQUARE At Broadway, 44th to 44th Streets the center of New York social and business activities. In close proximity to , all railway terminals. ll!UI!!!!Hi:ii!!!!il.!!!ii!!!!!!!!!!i!n Winter Office Quarters If you have found that you are not entirely com fortable in your office, we can assure you of having all the comforts of proper heat and ventilation. While we have only a few offices from which to select, possibly one of these will be just exactly what you want. THE BEE .BUILDING "The building that ia always new" The only rooms that we can offer now are thtf following, hut If they do not meet your requirements we will be glad to place you on our valUng list. Choice office suite, north light, very de R00m 222 slrable for two doctors or dentists; waiting room and two private offices; 620 square feet 815.00 Room 322 SuHe, consisting of waiting room and private office: north light: 520 square feet. A snlendld nfflrn for a Hanii.t a physician Room 636 n,y scant room on tho 17th street side of the building. Faces directly on Seventeenth street. Partition for prl. vate office and waiting room. Size 187 square feet ROOm 105 At the head of the stairs, on the floor opposite The Bee business office. Size iu square reel, would be specially use- 845.00 818.00 ful for a real estate firm. 830.00 Apply to Building Superintendent, Room 103. Persistence is the cardinal vir tue in advertising; no matter how good advertising may he in other respects, it must be run frequently and constant ly to be really succcessful. LaUltfsU I