Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, December 22, 1915, Page 8, Image 8
n THE HEK: OMAHA, WEDNESDAY, DECENfBER 22, 1015. S Ci J VI H J O si 11 , Iti ' vt. m M M ' (0 Pi rr fa ci to ifcv r, lite I Co: ' Ofl Bit rn 1 j ! fn u tint . r,c 1 ? 1, ' :..' ! ; v . i i i i 1 i,hr, . 1 cei , jfm; lUlll, " trr, j ! l me1; -cr I I C i 1 j J itn : i ' ,cor or? 1 Tf V -dr-( rr J ( r .mi ' n 1 , v C vW at h 'fqi ! 4 .1 .1 H i . Ft r.; bi '. ; p lot i I l'i H 0 it an el ; j ? j l i i f at a, it ji ta it n v THE OMAHA DAILY DEE FOCNDKn BY EDWARD ROSEWATEft. VICTOR KOSKWATBR. EDITOR. Tha Ree Publishing Company. Proprietor. HKE BUILD1NO. FARNAM AND SEVENTEENTH. I-.nterrd at Omaha postofflce eecond-claaa matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Rv carrier By mull per month. pr ywr. rmnr and sindsv . Dallr without Funday e J i-Venlns snd Sundav .on Evening without Sunday 2fo 4.00 fiundav B only . Send notice of change of' aodreea or complaints of Irregularity in delivery to Omaha Be. Circulation Department. REMITTANCE. 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Ad drM will t-a chaniced mm often M requested. j Iwamba ta Thought for the Day Saltcttdl by Pf. John It Kirk In batll or fcutt, whatever tht gam. In law or in low, ft U tvtr tht $anu; In th it niggle for poirer or lor ambit for telf, ' Let thii bt your motf: rtly on yowielf. i'r whether thi prize be a ribbon or throne, The victor ii he who can "go it a!on." John O. Saxe. it Onl three days left, so keep at it. Santa Claus ought to slip the weather man something nice. The deadly (lories of Suvla bay vanish with the failure of the grip. Omaha Is going to have one glorious Christ mas, If preparedness coupts for anything. Problems of unemployment become acute every time the democrats get Into power. ' A few more "acid tests" and the Ford peace pilgrims will be coming 'home in groups of one. President Witson has made another record. He is the first president to take his bride on an auto ride. The delights of tbe Christmas will be mate, rlally enhanced by strictly observing the rules of safety first. Holiday merriment may proceed without danger of disturbance. The White House type writer has taken to the woods. If, as suggested, Immunity to Pancho Villa covered only his political offenses, and not his crimes, he is justified in hiding. Just to keep tlio record straight, Colonel Roosevelt announced a New Year eruption be fore the Gary dluner mas pulled off. Contrant conditions that prevail at the Omaha postofflce today with those abroad, and be thankful you live in the United States. Work on another skyscraper for a downtown corner la soon to start. The changes in the sky line hereabouts have not all been made yet. There Is an urgent need of spreading among Saunders county democrats the news that P, L. Hall already declined the gubernatorial crown. After ten years of war and robbery, murder and outrage, surviving Mexicans have occasion for gratitude over cheering prospects tor peace. Events almost Justify the belief that part of the responsibility Lloyd-George places on the labor unions might be shared by the generals ho have handled the British campaigns. Truly these are sobering times abroad. Even Kine George of England apologises through his physicians for suspending his war temperance pledge while stimulating convalescence by an occasional nip. : .v By some unaccountable oversight Nebraska's irlniary boosters failed to launch the republican presidential boom of New York's governor. Mr. Whitman's home county of Kings beat the alert Antelopes to It. As if by common impulae, war correspond ents have given up bulletining the Ill-health of Emperor Krancls Joseph. The dean of Europe's warring monarchs at 8i proves utterly unre fcpuDHive to obituary dcblgns. 11 Arliv!ra of Incorporation of the Guaranty Trut rciiipany were Cillrd by Nathan O. H. BmIIou, C. B I'.ualin, liuward Kennedy, O. K. Iavla. Cliai'lca U tutiJir of Helena, Mont., la la the city fi r Uib liuilda),. ci. ar (iuodnmii. ton of C. F. Uoodmtn, la home fruni l"tilladi,lita where tie la attending a pharmacy ;! ae. tu riwnd the liollda. lion. Uruno Tiechurk ha rt turned from Vera Crua. hU i. o, ). ie for four yara he represented the I'nlted ct.il-- -ml ir.f..t 1 r.iein a coiw.it tie wa relieved i m ,t iiiir iitti.: atilntee. .s, ti u,i Kuuntif, tun of Herman Kountse, la V.ome flit,, t :,u.I lj iiej I he Dealing with Unemployment. The Welfare board and the city council have Jointly tackled -the unemployment question, at least to the extent of elaborately dlscuaslng con ditions and suggeat'ng local palliatives. Plans for providing employment during the winter to those who would otherwise be out of work, and, therefore, dependent on public charity, may be put Into force. It Is quite possible to do a great deal of work in the winter that Is ordinarily left over for summer. Borne of this work can easily be undertaken at this time and a great deal of good be accomplished In the way of removing the condition of unemployment. Popular belief to the contrary, not a great many men prefer to be supported in Idleness. The great majority of them are not only willing, but eager to work at anything that will give them living wages. The fact that work is to precede charity will inevitably operate to drive away the professional beggar. The plan Is not new apd has been success fully tried by other communities. If tbe city commissioners or the county commissioners have ready any program that will provide em ployment for any number of men, they should not hesitate to act the work going. This applies equally to private enterprises. Well remuner ated work is far more desirable than tbe most generous of giving. Why He Worriei. The home editor of the senator's personal organ Is greatly exercised over the harmony that prevailed at the meeting of the republican na tional committee at Washington. He would have been wonderfully well pleased if that meet ing had been attended by serious dissension, or hsd expressed any doubt as to the outcome of the campaign next year. The confidence with which each member of the committee views the prospect, and the certainty that the disorganized democrats will face a reunited and militant re publican party,' affords little consolation, and no hope to those whose political fortunes are bound np with the present administration. The senator himself, who but a few months ago was In opposition to the president and defiant to the caucus, and who felt the chastening rod of party discipline, is now both amenable and compliant and can see only good coming out of the White House. His continuance in bis seat at Washing ton turns entirely on his ability to maintain him self In the good graces of those whose bands dis pense the favors at Washington. It is, there fore, very necessary that the senator's home editor rail at the republicans and pretend to dis cover much that Is "contemptible" In all they do. Behind his front of assumed nonchalance he wears a worried look. The reunion of re publicans promises very little for democratlo success. - Preparing1 for Preparedness. The earnest opponents of a general program for national defense have almost reached their isst ditch in their retreat before the facts that confront the country. They sow admit tbe pos sibility of the United States being called upon to defend Its people, or maybe Us territory, against aggression from some foreign power. This need, they hold, readily can be met through means now at hand. Herein lies tbe ultimate weak ness of their proposition. It is no longer a question of willingness, but of ability to fight. The call for volunteers undoubtedly would real- e Mr. Bryan's prophecy of "a million men leap ing to arms between sunrise and sunset," and these million men and the other millions who would follow them would be comparatively help less, even with guns In their hands, because of the lack of that training which distinguishes a soldier from a citizen. In every war the United States has engaged in thousands of lives have been needlessly sac rificed because of the Ignorance of men and offi cers alike of military practice. It is not alone the discipline and training that moulds. the. mob into the efficient machine, and unifies Its action so that Us strength la multiplied many times be cause of the co-ordination of Individual mem bers, but It !s the subordinate, though tremend ously Important, knowledge of camp life requi site to health and the preservation of proper con ditions that must be Instilled before the volun teers are fit for the service as soldiers. These elemental facts have been stated and restated, yet for some reason the pacifists refuse to recognize them. If we are going to have an army for defense, no matter how It Is to be made up, we must not neglect tbe lesions of experi ence. The United 8tatee cannot afford to again face the disgrace that overtook lta army in 1S98. Gratefully Appreciated Omaha has finally done something that meets the approval of an outsider. Harry M. Bushnell comments In his Trade Review of Iincoln in commendatory fashion on the manner in which traffic la handled on the crowded rtreets of this city and concludes his article with the following graceful paragraph: Thi re may be a good many thlnga to crlttclae In Omaha and there la alwaya a tendency generally to criticise luxtty In observing laws, but compared with any other city In thla territory, there la no critlcUm to be made regarding Omaha and the way It Uvea up to the stats automobile law and the traffic regu lations for the safety and comfort of pedeatrlana In the business center of that city. At thla time, when most of our friends of the country press find only occasion for stric ture and censure In referring to Omaha, these words from Brother Buahnell shine, as Shakes peare has it, "like a good deed in a naughty world." It la so rare a thing. The Bee finds much Measure In reproducing this complimentary al lusion and feels Justified In expressing on be half of tha city end its citizens grsteful appre ciation. Maybe If some of the critics were to come to Omaha oftener, they would find more things. ti. praise and leas to blame In our ways of doing President Ernst gave the Improvers' com mittees some good advice, a hen he suggested tl.at they wait until the School board has nsnjed Its new conimliteesr But tbe public will be glad to hesr from the School board very soon as to the sites for the new buildings. Index figures of commodity prices show an advance from 9.1 4 3 1 in January to 10.1471 in Pecember, thla year. The democratic promise cf economy and reduced coat of living looms Urge as a companion for tbe one-term plank. Women Doctors and War 'Jmraal of America Madloal Aaa'a. r-n HH prewnt war. In draining tha belligerent coun X trtee of the1r male population, has naturally .thrown unwonted reenonaibllltlea on women. In various calllng..poal1lona from which women had pre vlounly been rigorously excluded, or to which thy had been admitted only under proteat, are now being thrown open, and women are eagerly Invited to enter, in tha medical profession especially tha demands of the military service have produced a deficiency In tha supply of civilian practltlonera which can be remedied only hy utilising the aervlea of women phyalclana. The l-ondon correspondent of Tha Journal of tha American Medical Asaociatton reports that the medical Joiimala In Great Britain are full of advertlaementa offering posts to women, and that tha eltuatlon haa become so acute that a large hospital sent an applica tion to the secretary of the London Hchool of Medt clne for Women, "Send ua any women at any aalary." A dally newspaper alao states, on the authority of the Ixmdon School of Medicine for Women, that an tn flrmsry poet In the Whltechapet district, previously held only by a man at a aalary of H a year anJ emoluments, la now advertised to open to a woman at t1,an1 and emoluments. Thla extreme demand for women, of course, cannot continue Indefinitely after the close of the war. Ptlll, for many yeara after the cessation of hostilities. It wilt probably be literally Impossible to fill all medical posts with men as exclusively aa heretofore. Not only will tha medical staffa of the armies In the field re turn from the front with ranks thinned by the hatarJa and hardships of war, but also tha younger genoratlon of men phyalclana will be greatly depleted for a time by the fact that tha men who ahould now be ao qulrlng a medical education are aervlng under the flag. This prospect of a continuance of the demand for women physicians at least for some yeara. haa caused a marked Increase In the number of women medical students. The registration In the Ixndon School of Medicine for Women haa doubled. Other British medi cal schools and hospitals are said to be considering tha admission of women, and one (Charing Cross hos pital). It la reported, haa already. opened its doors to women students. In Germany, according to prese reports. In spite ef tha absence of the customary numbers of Amerioan. Russian, English and Swiss women students, the en rollment of women medical students haa risen from S74 to tlMl and the entry of German women In the medical course haa been greatly facilitated by a recent measure recognising tha diplomas of girls' schools aa adequate entrance credentials throughout tha empire. While at the cloae of the war men will tend to displace women phyalclana again to a greater or less extent. It may be taken for granted that the old order will never be reestablished In Its entirety. If there ar fields of medical work for which women are entirely unfitted, the fact will have been demonstrated anl they will be replaced aa speedily as possible; hut If there are posta which a competent woman may fill aa well aa a competent man (It la said, by the way, that even In tha organisation and administration of Red Cross units women have dona excellent aervlce), it will b Impossible for conservatism any longer to deny all opportunity to women. If there Is any department of medicine to which women are especially adapted, that fact also will probably have been demonstrated on a larger scale than haa hitherto been possible. After the war. In short, there will be a readjustment accom panied by more or leas friction; but European womeu phyalclana may undoubtedly look forward In the and to a fair field, from which old prejudices have been to a considerable degree eliminated by the pressure of neeeesslty. It wilt be Interesting to sea what use they make ef their enlarged - opportunities. Twice Told Tales Profitable Sworl. ' Representative Bartholdt of Missouri tells tha story of aa old man with a soft, daft look, who aat oa a park bench in tha sun, with rod and line, aa If he were fishing, but the line, with a worm on the hook, dangled over a bed of bright primroaea. "Daft!" aald a passer-by to himself. "Daft! Bughouae! . Nice looking fellow, too. It's a pity." Then, with a gentle amlle, the passer-by ap proached the old man and aald: "What are you doing, uncle?" , "Fishing. alr,"( answered the old man solemnly. "Fishing, ah?' Well, uncle, come and have a drink." The old man shouldered his rod and followed the kindly atranger to the corner aaloon. There ha re galed himself with a large glasa of dark' beer and a good 6-cent cigar. Ilia host, contemplating him In a friendly, protecting way, as he alpped and smoked, aald: . - "So you were fishing,' uncle? And how many have you caught this morning?" The old man blew a smoke cloud toward the cell ing. Then, after a pauae, ha aald: "You are the seventh, sir." Philadelphia Bul letin. A Careful Wltaeas. Not long ago a man was charged at a country court with trespassing, and alao with shooting some pigeons belonging to a farmer. In giving his evidence the farmer waa exceedingly careful, even nervoue.- and the lawyer for the defense endeavored to frighten him. "Now," ho remarked sternly, remember you're on oath! Are you prepared to swear that thla man sh t your pigeons?" . - ' "I didn't say ha did ahoot 'am," was tha reply. "I aald I suspected him of doing It" "Ah! . Now you're coming to It. What made yau suspect the man?" "Well, flrat, I caught him on tny land with a gun. Secondly, I'd heard a gun go off and had aeen some pigeons fall. Thirdly. I found four of my pigeons In his pocket and I don't think them birds flew Into his pocket and committed aulclde for the fun of the thing." Chicago News. People and Events One of the higher-up courts of New Tork state raps a low-down Judge for taking forty winka. more or less, during a trial and granted a new trial In the esse. Moreover tha upper court Intimated that Jus tice has a hard Job to negotiate tha trail with both ejas peeled. Tha prise hog raiser In the country around Butler, Pa la aa t year-old, Ray Powell, who won over a score of experienced farmere la a recent contest. Tha pclnta considered were the aga of the animal when weighed In and Its average Increase In weight each day. Toung PoweU'a hog weighed S3T pouads when :u days old. A novel Judicial battle haa entered the skirmish atsge at Chardon. O, where membera of the Amish sect reside. A tenet of the sect teachea that the earth la flat. Public schools teach the contrary. Aa a con sequence a sectarian took his daughter out of school and resisted compulsory attendance. The lower court held for compulsory attendance, and started the f Is lit up the line. Firs underwriters down east have marked up Mr. Billis Ooat aa a member or the arson squad. At Reading Pa., a venerable blllie with patriarchal whis kers and a butt for mlachlef. tackled a pair of trousers airing on an outer nail of a three-story frame building. One of the pocketa held enough matches to lend pep to blllte'a feast aud etaj-ted a blase which consumed the building. Hereafter owners of goats will pay extra haaardoua rates. Captain Edward 0'Meagler Condon, whose dest'i at T la reported In New York, waa one of the notable leadera of tbe abortive Fenian movement for the liberation of Ireland which developed In the I'nited Btatea at tha close of the civil war. Captain Condoe won his spurs In the great conflict, lke thousands of others fresh from the battlefields of (he south, he struck a futile blow for his native land and narrowly cavaped being one of the "Manchester nuurtjra" J7T 7X v . rtae rkirrkft Rreat arte. CREIOHTON. Neb.. Dec. K.-To the FMItor of The Pee: Not long ago It was tha pleasure of the writer to hear an evangelist of world-wide fame tell tha "old story." He left no atone unturned to gain points of vantage which would break down the ramparts of sin and de lusion aa It appeared to htm. In the course of Ms remarks he aald the best waa none too good for tha Lord. His arguments were strongly In favor of fine places of worship. A forgetting of self wheaj the collection plate was passed was strongly urged. That this argument was effective waa evidenced by the fact that a generous public contributed more than MOO per day recently to keep the "gospel ball" rolling. Commendable, Indeed, on the part of the public and clever of the evangelist to show what can be done for the Lord or anybody If we get buay. Strong arguments ere now being brought forth to strengthen our army and navy, the reason for the aamo being patent to all. There la a great diversity of opinion here because of expense Involved, with greet economic questions part of the con aideratlon. The sum total for "prepared ness " runs so high In multiplied millions that It la a serious task for some of us democrats to figure where we are at In dollars and cents. ' A southern senator la quoted as saying that it is treason to talk agalnut preparedness. Take It for granted he la right, are we going to barter away rights of unborn generations, with a mortgage on their souls, with' a war tax to aupply present-day demands of thoae who control armor plate and factories of munitions, of death-dealing machinery, all for the sake ef honor, peace, home and native land? It la said that a man once died for the etn of the world; Ilia blood an atonement. His mission peace on earth and good will. And now nations far and near are about to celebrate the anni versary of His advent to thla mundane sphere. Fine churches may be - right, great navlea may be right, but the death-dealing machinery of nations should be sunk In ths bottom of the ocean. . Let us begin life over with more common aenae for the masses and less law for the classea and the world will improve wonderfully with the humble little church around the cor ner filling lta place and the navies of the world out of sight and out of mind. T. J. HILDEBRAND. 1 c I'ae far Convlcta. OMAHA. Dec. VL To the Editor of The Bee: Here Is a problem that may be claased under the aubject of "Efficiency and Preparedness." if convicts of the state prison were drilled for army aervlce it would have an uplifting effect, instill Tips ing patriotism, a sense of citizenship and a future outlook. For the govern ment it means recruits that may. be drawn for service In case of war. O. C. BEAVERS. Msddl, a Mexleo KA1SBRHOP RANCH. Blaine County. Nebraska Dee. l.-To the Editor of The Bee: The controversery now going on between Tumulty, who la presumed to represent the administration, and certain officials ef the Catholic church, relative to the treatment of the church by Car ranxa, who haa been -recognized by our government - as the de facto leader In Mexico, emptiaalsea tha weakneaa of the administration's Mexican policy; a weak neaa which has characterized tha policy from the beginning until the preaent time. Our nation haa been made the laugh ing stock of the dignified and civilized nations of the world because of a con stant disposition to interfere with- mat ters entirely domestic in their nature. It Insisted upon establishing a land re form In the slater republio and now the quarrel Is over church reforms; whether or not one church or another ahall domi nate and control In Mexico; whether or not the soldiers of Mexico are treating the membera of certain churchea and cer tain religious aects with duo and careful consideration; whether or not the new government, which la established by Car re nia. If he can, ahall guarantee rellglaua liberty within the borders of Mexico. All of these questions are entirely doroeaUo In their nature and without the Pale of consideration by a sister republio. Had the administration confined lta ne gotiations from the start to purely na tional and International questions; recog nized that leader who waa able to bring order out of the chaoa of Mexico and establish law and order within lta boun dries; and left the settlement of purely domestic questions to the Mexican people themselves, the whole Mexican policy would not have been the huge Joke that It now is. PLAN1STA. We right with Write. When we draw near to war's dread brink. We grab our trusty pen and Ink; O, mercy, on the fee we fight NNhen we take aim at him and write. When Mexico shoots up our tars And for grim war laya down the bara, Ju.it watch tha greasy heathen's flight When we take aim at him and write. When England grabs our merchant fleets Anil with them our oold storage eats. Ha! Watch her double up In fright, When we take aim at her and write. When offto Europe's ahores we go, On England' ships to see the show. Arid their craft don't prove bullet tight. We take aim at tha Dutch and write. When Franco takes Germans from our skiffs. And pokes ua one In our midriffs. Wa rise to passion a div height Take steady aim at her aud write. . When Austria, the cruel knave. Plants our sightseers 'neath the wave. We rise in our colosal nilaht. Take steady aim at her and write. When F.rvan's prohibition darta The vltala pierce of Met's ramparts. Does Met with bricks his old pal fight? Not he he hunkers down to write. When Roosevelt bombards Garrison With his big. long, spent oral gun; Does Uarrison choose fists to fight? O, no he sits him down to write. All hall our aturdy Ink and pen! You've aaved our land ten billion men. O, when we re called to run or fight Help ua to ever bravely write. GKORGfc: B. CHILD. Mathers' Pewalowe. . OMAHA, Deo. 11. -To the Editor of The Bee: I was much Interested in Mr. Scars' article. In which he advocates ex tending and broadening the mothers' pen alon, by making a temporary loan to worthy mothera - without Interest, to bo paid later on. thereby helping the mother and child to help tbemselveo. My husband, because of drink, tost po sition after position, and aeven yeara ago deserted me with alx children, the eldest then IS yeara of age. Necessity com pelled this boy to leave high school, from which he would have been graduated in a couple of months. Both myself and children worked to save from foreclosure our modest little home, also another property on- which my husband had no claim. He would not alga his name to borrow or aell unless given half of the aale price. I waa not entitled to the f1 mothera' pension because of this p'P erty, on which I could neither borro nor sell, although It took every effort to Ineot payments on same. By getting a dllorce I would cancel a life maurance whli ha thought had long since lapsed. AfUr six yeara of hard struggle and many disap pointments, and by working each boy a year after he had finished grade school, sometimes borrowing money during the winter, which we paid during the sum mer, we succeeded In sending four through hljrh school. The eldest entered college two yeara ago, and by working hla way he la doing splendid work. During the last year aicknea came In a shocking form, compelling me to send four of the family to the hospital, two of which were aerioua operations. I would have been glad to have been able to borrow as a temporary relief; also, to have had means to educate my bqs-s, two of whom would now have flnlithed col lege, and would now be In position to pay dollar for dollar received. , I agree with Mr. Sears. Wo do Indeed need a more liberal and a deeper and broader way of pensioning the mother and child, with a lot of common sense thrown In. Surely, If the mother la wor thy and entitled to a pension, she should have more than the small pittance of only enough to keep body and aoul to gether and barely relieve temporary dis tress at most. A mothera pension Is needed which will build a permanent and firm foundation for an education, raising to a higher plane and giving a self-confidence which will make the child feci the equal of his fellowmen, thereby mak ing better boys and girls, better men and women, and, most of all, aiding and bet tering humanity. A MOTHER WHO KNOWS. DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. "I wlh a door mat." announced Mrs. De Stiie. "Mere Is a very nice patt salesman, 'with the woven Into the fiber.' "I see. I suppose that will do If you can add the words 'iuesosvs and Frl days.' Louisville Courier Journal "The highest compliment a girl can re ceive is for a man to ask her to marry him." "Well. I don't know. Most girls get two or three of those compliments. But how many girls are asked to permit their fentnrea to appear upon a soap calendar?" Louisville Courier-Journal. KABIB3U KABARET WAR MK.HABiBBlE, WHO aiOULDSVtAK rir After a gjafsil,the wwt Oft HUSBcVlD f . IF K2 VwWS HIS DINNW HElL hax to ask fdr rr.' Mother Elsie, why are you tearing the leavea off that calendar? Kisle I'm Just trying to make my birth day hurry up, mamma. Boston Tran script. , Bs con The giraffe Is said to be the only animal in nature that l entirely dumb, not being able to express itself Egbert It's Just as well, for If It could speak It would talk over every body's head. Yonkera Statesman. AS OF TODAY. Strickland Glllilan In Judge. " 'Twaa the night before Christmas, and all through the houne Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse." Were the stockings all "hung by the chimney with care." In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would bs there? Had "mamma In her kerchief and I In my cap Just settled ourselves for a long winter's nap?" Not so you could notice! Each child had gone out To Its favorite movie, somewhere round about. Instead of being tucked snugly up In their beds, With "visions of sugar plums" filling their heads. They sat in dark parlors while many a scans Of bloodshed and horror flicked over a scene They hadn't a moment for Santa Claus gulf. But hnd you referred to such allly "old guff' They each would have sneered at your old-fnshloned notions And turned to their pickfordeaque, chap- linold potions. And mother and I had no time for it, nay, sir! We knew where they'd put on a new Bushman play, sir! And grandma, who commonly stayed with the houee, Was out for a, regular four-reel carouse With some other damsel of similar age. Who still had a leaning to go on the stage. These "nights before Christmas" when "all through the house" "Not a creature" la "stirring, not even a mouse," Don't ever expect to find folks In their hay With visions of Joy for the following day! Instead, hunt around 'mid the neighbor-! lng flickers Where lick ford and Chaplin are handing out snickers; Where "cowboys" no cattleman ever would hire Are hanging some villain with grimaces dire! on Home Topics Boston Transcript: The president glee fully assured the national committee that the democracy la sure to win. With hla head In the sand the ostrich ever feela safe. Chicago Herald: With the prospect of a lot of additional taxation before them, a few democratic congressmen are re ported to be admitting that the Iniquity of bond Issues has possibly been greatly exaggerated. Louisville Courier-Journal: One of the first bills Introduced in the Sixty-fourth congress would make March Z? a legal holiday, to be designated Ponce de Ieon day. By all means let ua have about 3BS legal holidays a year. Then congress would never be in session and nobody but newspaper men would have to work. Springfield Republican: Rev. Charles F. Aked, as a former British subject. Is said to be one of, tbe Ford pilgrims In whom the British authorities are espe cially Interested. He la quoted as saying by wireless: "Where am I going? Why am I here?.- I do not know." In which respect haa any of the Ford party "any thing on" him? Philadelphia Ledger: Judging from the allotment of committee chairmanships the south considers Itself In tbe saddle and lntenda to stay' there, which lends a new zest to ex-Governor Pennypacker's dictum that the trouble with the country la that It Is suffering from an overdose of "the political Incapacity of Arkansas and Mississippi." Pale, Sallow Cheeks show that the blood is impoverished and that the stomach is not prop erly assimilating its food. In fact a woman's physical condition always shows in her face. Paleness, blotches, pimples, sallownessor dull eyes all Tell the Need Of Beecham's Pills. 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