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THE BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, XOVEMBEU 30, 1915.
THE OMAHA DAILY BEE
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Thought for the Day
StUcfd by Edith Halght
If you hare built ea$'.lr in Ik' air, your work
need nut It lo$t. That u wker they tUould lef
now put foundation i.nrfer them. Thurta-i.
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Preparedness for peace, however. Includes
thaiH0 protection against war.
.j Note that Kins Caucus U preparing to do
apt business at the old stand as soon aa congress
ata.'rcconvenea.
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j. King C'onsiantlue'a Interpretation of the heal
Illation waits puts hla competitors In the wall
bet flower class.
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'1 Tli nrril of rnllroada rolnr drr la remote. If
tmtlie norst cornea water wagons can be employed
I a)'o lay the duet.
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sun liy annlny, a prise Chicken Show rooster,
j'urd Rt $150, ought to command theplck of
Th;c poultry-yard.
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can It iranplrpg that roost of those Invitations
t'u lake a "fa trip as the guest of Mr. Ford have
wa Mel lih buoy signals.
on Du reesjd for law and usage requires that
politicians wedded to Idols should show more
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tha ' Biuunaa iur ui'orca lumu cum icci.
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a, The tenacity with which Secretary of State
tw(Pool clings to a primary petition la not very
dr encouraging to the professional autograph col-
lectors.
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The large volume of subscriptions to tha
French national loan affords little encoursge
anient for early peace. It evidences national de
termination to continue the war to a satisfactory
finish.
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Hot With all that wonderful exhibit of earnings
Mfind aurplus, why hold off another over-due
water-rate 'reduction? Omaha water uaers art
be, still paying
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Copper Is not
At to Lawlessness in Omaha.
The slate papers are buny ringing the
chances on the terrible condition of lawleftcnes
In Omaha and picturing this city as the scene of
a continuance performance of holdup, roberles
and murders. In so doln theae papers are per
hspa taking their rue from Omafla publications
with "yellow streaks" and axes to grind, but the
advertisement they are thus giving our city is far
from the desirable kind. One paper, printed in
Tekamsh, suggests that "a refusal to buy in
Omaha or to ship to Omaha" might soon result
In making the city safe; another, Issued at Al
bion, ad viae Ita readers that "Omaha Is a good
place for country people to stay awsy from," and
still another that comes to us from Columbus,
tells of a msn getting out hla gun to carry with
him on a visit to Omaha and suggests he would
be safer not to go. This Is the kind of stuff which
rival towns and buslnena competitor like to see
country people fed upon and It Is whst makes
the prejudice and antagonism against Omaha out
In the state which we find so hard to allay.
"Now, no one dispute thst we have had a so-
ailed "crime wave" in Omaha, but only part of
a wave that has been sweeping sll over the coun
try.. All sgre that lawlecsness snd deeds of vio
lence sre bsd and should be suppressed and the
offenders brought to answer. It behooves the po
lice In Omsha, as elsewhere, to redouble their ef
forts whenever such conditions are present. But
pick up a paper from any large city and It Is full
of reports of the same sort of outlawry we have
suffered. Over in Chicago the newspapers tell of
the depredations of a so-called "pepper bandit,"
who has been lying In wait for delivery drivers
and taking their collections away from them at
the point of a gun, at the same time blinding
them with pepper and thus making a clear get
away. The "pepper bandit" had achieved a list
of a dozen victims in leps than three weeks, and
at last accounts was still at large and continuing
In the business. But this does not mske Chicago
any more a neat of criminals now then It was
before. In the little town of Aurora, Neb.,
usually quiet and orderly, the editor of the lead
ing paper waa held up by footpads last week, but
this does not make Aurora a hell-hole.
In a word, preparedness against criminal out
breaks is necessary all the time, but because
every city Is occasionally overrun with "crime"
and most of the desperadoes operating here
who have been caught have turned out to be out-of-town
intruders hardly warrants country
pspers placarding Omaha as a danger spot to he
avoided and boycotted.
33 per rent more than Lincoln
as speedy as munitions and
t0 drugs in responding to the stimulus of war.
wa It is moving upward ateadlly, having touched
the 20-cent noicli, and Ha unabated strength
up. cheers aud energlr.es the copper camps of tha
west.
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According to Hudson Maxim, a foreign
"utijiy, either Great Britain or Germany, could
hj occupy New York and Boston In two weaka. Of
I course they could if we sat still and watched
feei and let them, but we are not going to do any
i ui h thing.
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ma Mailed by lbs Missouri Pacific is to apply only
r'01 K- noncompetitive points. How a court can Jus
jJ try a road charging S centa a mile for between
w, station p.etsaagera and only I centa a mile for
out jgengers who travel from one Junction point
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Much building activity la In proapect among tha
trading- rcUaloua drnoiiiluattona of Omaha. The l'lrat
Metliodlat will eiect a new church on tha aouth
eaat corner of Davenport and Twentieth, which It put-
haaed a abort time ado fur S4.0JO. The Congregational
church baa appolntad a building committee to work
out plana tor a new church, and tha Chrletuin church
ha recently removed to Twentieth and Capitol avenua
Tim Kiatoffic la decorated In mourning drapery In
ipe. t for tha dead Vlaa President Hendricke.
Tha new fa mam achool waa formally opened to
day for ium). with Mias Truland aa principal. It will
.tart with aaarly 400 puplla, with room for MO. Tha
building la a handeome thrao-atory atructure aith baaa.
men. aad coat IW.WJO.
I'miiu AMnjtt and ber opera company put on "Tu
lllkado" with her fainoua "Vum-Yum" klaa before aa
enUiualaatlo audience at tha Boyd.
Mr. and Mia It. C. Patteraon have gone to bouae-Ui-cping
In a beautiful cottage at 62 North Twenty
ci ond afreet.
Miti &ue r'ttutrt and MUa Annie Mooney of b lie il
ea u. la., who have been lulling at Norfolk, arc In
the city to a! i. ml (ho n.ra, la company with Harry
ON clii at.U Wall. it lmgiU of Ottuinwa.
Starting Where They Left Off.
The democrats are returning to Washing
ton, apparently to take up their futile round
Just where It was abandoned a short time ago,
with the adjournment of the Sixty-third con
gress. King Caucus will again rule the devoted
followers of the donkey, and his edicts will take
precedence over public needs at points where tha
general welfare runs counter to partisan expedi
ency. A call for the senate conclave was Issued
first thing, and the week is to be given over to
outlining the program that will be followed.
The president's supporters keenly feel tha
difficulty that confronts them in making prepa
rations for the campaign of next year,-and tha
prospects are that suggested programs will ha
modified by the sidetracking of some of tha
plans on which the party has already been de
feated, and the pressing forward of mora popu
lar measures, such as preparedness. This will
scarcely satisfy Mr. McAdoo, who is devoted to
his shipping bill, hut who has a much more Im
minent problem in his effort to provide for the
existing deficit and for tha extraordinary ex
penditures proposed. Other cabinet measurea
are Involved in this, also, and the fact that some
thing must he done adds greatly to the Interest
In the present week's councils. The caucus rule
will not be relaxed, and the party whip will
score the back of any recalcitrant democrat who
dares oppose the ukase of the secret conclave.
Seizure of Wheat in Canada.
No very good reason is disclosed as yet for
the action of the Canadian government in com
mandeering a large quantity of wheat held in
elevators and storehouses In the eastern part ot
the Dominion. It Is certain thst no exigency of
the military situation is so urgent as to Justify
tha drastic action, while the Immediate future
holds no portent of an emergency thai might be
served by the course now taken. Tha remote
possibility of German sympathisers on this side
of the border buying up the crop to prevent Its
export might be suggested as a possible pretext.
This would require the Investment of a very
large sum of money, considerably mora than even
tha most enthusiastic might rare to have tied up
In such a venture. That the Canadian govern
ment Intends to fill export orders for wheat that
otherwise would have coma to tha United 8tatea
looks even lesa like the reason, If any there be,
for the seizure.
Whether It was Intended to stiffen prices may
be equally doubted, for the effect on the Ameri
can market was almost nothing, efforts to turn
tha newa to speculative value losing force at the
very outset. With mora than a biU'on ot bushels
of wheat In the United States, and a total of
ISO, 000, 000 la Canada above local requirements,
the removal of a matter of 20,000,000 bushels
from the total available for export cannot have
much Influence on general trade. Soma cause for
the Dominion government's act may later bo
divulged, but for tha present it will stand among
the list of things 'that no fellow ran find out."
Marriage an Opportunity
Bid a tba Amerlcaa Macatlae.
SOMF. peorl don't undcrctand marriage. They
tlilnk-before tackling It anyway that It la a
natural Inatitutlon. Their Idea la that a man by
natura flrat lovea. and then marrlca.
Now the love part In natural, but the marriage
lart la an arllflrlal ahcme worked out by aoclety
to prevent too frequent change In the organization.
fVHlcty flnda a co'iple of youngetera who hav a
natural attraction for each other, and It aaya to
them: "Now, ian't thla nice! Tou two think a lot
of each other, don't you? And you don't want to
loae each other, of course: lan't It a aliame you
can't e each other except when Ma or Aunt Hen
rietta la home? I wonder If there Ian't aomethln
we can do about It. Say, how would thla little pUn
of mine do marriage? All you have to do la to agro?
to It, and sign a little document. Then you ea;
live together. Tea? You like It? All rlght-Juat put
your nam down here. There now. That's tint!
Juat the thing!"
Then the young folk learn for themaelvea he
difference between love and marriage. They learn
that while love may turn out to be the ahort haul,
marriage 1 the long haul. Ive may get tired
and want to quit before the piano need a tuning, but
marriage runa rlrht on through the World'a Fair,
Rooaevelt'a admlnlntrntlon and the opening of the
Panama ranal. It become the one permanent Jo!)
of life Job hard to realgn from and difficult to
get fired from. Some people get ao dlaguated they
can't atand It any longer and give up In a hii.T
Rut there atanda aoclety, pointing the finger of
ahame at them, and Calling them web her and quit
ter. Other work at the Job Indifferently, never
win succeaa, never quite fall, and go from year tu
year afraid to give up, but daaed snd mystified until
the end of their day Some glare at each other
Ilk meet asea. Other hate each otner In their
heart, but for the sake of children or for other
reaaona live In a etate of a 'tried peace under a fins
of truce. In caara of thla kind both tiaually derive
ennrmou aelf-aatlafactlon out of the fortitude and
aelf control which they dlaplay. Many work capably,
tinaelflahly and energetically at the Job and mak
a great aucoeaa of It. To Burn a do the Job well
tha reward are greater than any to be obtained
elsewhere In the world.
In hualneaa. If you make a great auc eaa, there
may come a time when people begin to auggert
that you ought to get out and give other a chance.
Not ao with marriage. If you win out In matrimony
nobody wants you to quit. Tou are never auperan
nuated or put out on a penalon. If you make a suc
ceaa everybody wanta you to keep right on. atay
In the neighborhood, and come around for the even
ing. Marriage fnrnlahoa every man a chance to be
a great man. Jn the married relation a young man
can be as wise aa Waahlngton, a entertaining a
Lincoln, and as diplomatic aa Blamarck. No married
man ever has the right to atand up before the world
snd claim that he haan't had opportunltlea.
Twice Told Tales
Only a man with a large bank roll ran afford
to Indulge his eccentricities In tha direction of
political libel. Former Governor Foss of Mas
sachusetts during the primary campaign "cut
loose" on one of hla political enemies at an ex
pense ot 1 4.000, settled out of court. Mr. Foss
t a rich and amiable also-ran.
A satisfactory settlement of the produce ped
dling issue as it affects railroads is shown to ba
entirely feasible by co-operation of the inter
ested partiea. The incident alao ahows how
readily disputes rsn be adjusted by bringing
disputants together on common ground.
Assurance is given that because of his gifta
and benefactions, Andrew Carnegie la today a
mau of only moderate fortune. Still, ho will
have to keep busy during his remaining yeara.
Just the same, If he hopes to die poor.
Other slates besides NebrssKa have similar
presidential primary lawn, but they evidently do
r ot have ao many cheap notorlety-scekerg trying
to use these laws to project themselves Into tha
public prints. 9 .
Not Far Apart.
Secretary Joaephua Daniels wa dlacuaalng a courte
oue retort.
"On may b xcuaed," said he. "for feeling a little
Joy when the man who goea out of hla way' to make
a rude remark aim ply to show his wit receives a re
buke that la as courteoua as It la effective.
"A learned sciential was attending a dinner, and as
cigars wer being Indulged In on of the guests begun
te deride philosophy. He went on rudely to express
the opinion that philosopher was but another way of
spelling fool.
' 'What la your opinion, profeaaor?' he aaked, smil
ingly. 'Is "there much distance between them?'
'The profeaaor surveyed his bootiah vls-a-vla keenly
for a momtit, then with a polite bow, responded
" f ometlrae only the width of a table.' "Pitts
burgh Chronicle Telegraph.
Aat Bya-Optatr.
An actor who recently returned from a sueceaaful
season In Europe tells a story of a very old Irishman,
who one dsy astenlahed a friend by announcing that
he waa about to get married.
"Married!" exclaimed his friend. "Aa old man IIKfe
you?"
"Well, you sea," the old man exclaimed, "It's Juat
because I'm getting an old boy now. It'a a fin thing
to have a wife near you to close your eyas when you
have come to th end."
"Ah, don't be so foolish!" exclaimed his friend.
"Whst do you know about It? Close jour eyes. In
deed! I've had a couple of them, and, faith, both of
them opened mine." Baltimore American.
Had Glre It I .
A colored man from the city applied for a Job on
a farm, and on aaaurlng Unci Joah that h was right
there with th agricultural education, he waa given
a pail and a three-legged stool and told to milk the
cow.
"Say, boss," dejectedly remarked Rastus, returning
te th hous a half hour later, "I gueae dat I'll have
to give up da job ob milkln' dat cow." ,
What's th matter?" queried Uncle Josh, knowing
the cow to have a gentle disposition. "Ton didn't try
to olub her, did your
No. sah! No sah!" was the quick rejoinder of the
colored party. "Sh Jea' wouldn't mind. Coaxed all I
know how, but aha wouldn't set down on dst little
stool. "-Philadelphia Telegraph.
rSMaa4 Mar Mind. ,
"I think they r an excellent thing," aald a well
known church woman. In speaking of base ball pools.
Her remark fairly took several persons with whom
she was talking off their feet, and It waa several sec
onds before th other had recovered from their aur
prlse sufficiently to answer.
Finally one of them aaked her If ahe knew that the
poola wer practically nothing mora than th old
lotteries that were auppreaaed year ago. "Oh," ah
said, flushing. "Is that what they are? I thought they
were something like swimming pools." Philadelphia
Ledger.
People and Events
The San Diego exposition goea over another year.
Reports from southern California show that a volcano
and an earthquake has been added to th attractions.
"Widows' ta day" la the latest holdup officially
sanctioned in Chicago for December II It la estimated
thee are over S0.OUS widow In th city, an equally
large number of graas wldowa and near wldowa. If
all get busy on tag day, mere man muat dig up or
dig In.
By a vote of M to the New York Board ot Edu
cation adopted a rule permitting promotion of married
women teacher who have had fifteen yeara' experi
ence, of which ten year ahatl hav been In New York
srhooli. I'ntil two years ths board considered a mar
riage certificate equivalent to dlamlasal.
Fouf holdups tackled a suburban cafe In Haa
Franciaco. lined halt a hundred dancers along the
we.lt and gathered In tio rash and much Jewelry. ' On
with th da nee and dea't stop for fifteen minutes"
was th robbers' parting salute. Thla relegates Omaha
card party holdup to th piker class.
Horseplay atunta at secret order Initiations scores
another victim, this time at Dubois, Pa. The victim.
Thomas I-. Reed, a huaky alx-footer of 11 yeara, wa
given a ahskeup in a blanket and bumped his head
against a fixture, fracturing hla neck, from which be
died two daya later. Safety flret signs are needed In
horseplay ledge rooms.
It la a rare day In any month of th year when aa
Astor (unit In more tax money than th taw damps
en. Colonel WUncy Astor Ksne. drceseed last April
waa auppoaed to have a I10,0u0.w estate, which wa
expectew to yield a Juicy tranafcr lax Inatead U
bureau got a ehork. ftolonel Kane distributed th
eatata befor his death and didn't leave enough In New
York to tip the asststor.
Still Holding; net for Thompson.
MADISON. Xeb.. Nov. . To the.
Editor of The Bee: In falrncaa to Hon
orable William H .Thompaon, who la a
candidate for appolnltment to the posi
tion of Judge of the t'nlted Ptntea dle
trl t court to fill the vacancy canned by
the death of the late Honorable William
It. Munger. I desire to correct the state
ment, which, as I am Informed, hna been
and la being made by Mr. Sprague. that
Mr. Thompaon la eliminated by reason
of age. I apeak ex-cathedra when I say
the statement Is Incorrect. A recent
personal Interview with those high In
authority In Washington has convinced
me that Mr. Thompaon la seriously con
sidered for the appointment, and Mr.
ftprague has no Inalde "Information that
I lo not poaaeaa, and I hope The Bee
will make this letter prominent to the
end that Mr. Thompson's friends may
understand the situation and not be mis
led by Mr. Pprague's statement or let
ters. Mr. Thompson's friends should not
relax their efforte In his behalf.
WILLIAM V. ALLEN.
If So, Why Shoald Shet
LINCOLN, Nov. 27 To the Editor of
The Bee: Why should a woman get
married, anyway? Why should she g.ve
heraelf to a life which la a recognised
state of servitude?
Why should she forsake an untram
melled state of maidenhood. In which she
is under reaponaihlllty to none but her
maker and herself?
The woman who earn 110 or $12 a week
can take very good care of heraelf and
lake time to rest, to attend theaters,
clubs, etc. Usually a nice woman has
many eacorts and many Invitations to
these, which cost her nothing. She can
tnlnk what she pleasea and speak her
convictions without Imperilling her hus
band's buylneaa.
Then why muat she say yes to Borne
man who aaya: "Will you be my wife?
I will take life's burdens from your
back." when he really means (I gtv
him credit for not knowing It usually):
"Will you be my housekeeper ($8)? Will
you be my nurse If I am sick (?6)? Will
you be my tailor, to press, clean and
mend my clothe (IT per)? Will you at
tend my children, teach them, train
them ($5 pert? Will you be my book
keeper, stenographer. If I require It
(110)? Yes? For these offices I will
allow you 115 a week. From this you
must buy our food, all tha clothea you
and the children need, and If any remains
you can save It: we will probably need
It later. If you have any time left, I wish
you would rend the paper. I want a well
informed companion."
When a woman la free ahe can come
and go aa she pleasea, can use her money
and time as svlte her best. No sick
children to worry her nor husband to In
quire, "What did you do with that 12 I
gave you last weekf" A WIFBJ.
Better fee Fr the 8rky
FREMONT, Neb.. Nov. . To the Ed
itor of The Bee: I read In a recent edi
tion of your paper where Arthur Hauser,
accused of the murder of Smith and
many crimes too revolting to print, had
been given a fin dinner, consisting of
turkey, mashed potatoes, three pieces of
pie and other delicacies, at the county
Jail the other day. It seems to me that
th same dinner could have found a rest
ing olace in the home of some poor
worthy who does not go out In the eve
ning and terrorise people into parting
with their personal belongings and being
aubmitted to outrages. JACK DUNN.
Editorial Snapshots
Louisville Courier-Journal: In the days
of old when knights wer bold a Jilted
maiden drowned herself. But nowadays
It Is the erase to sue the Jtlter for his pelf.
Boston Transcript: Maybe the members
of the British Parliament gav up their
quills because" they came from white
feathers.
Beatrice Sun; Th Nebraska City Press
announces. In th motto t an led at th
masthesd, that tha "Press covers Otoe
county like th dew." You guessed wrong.
In Mexico ther grows a tree called the
tree of little bandits." It Is thus called
owing to th fact that ita flv peculiarly
curved antlers look Ilk th fingers of
a child.
Wail Street Journal: MoKenna eatl-
matea England'a capitalisation at tlSO,-
COO.OOO.OuO. which worka out something
over seventeen years to bankruptcy at
the present rate.
Springfield Republican: A company In
corporated to educate the public In re
gard to "twilight sleep" methods has
gone into bankruptcy with liabilities of
114.238 and assets, partly nominal, of foe.
The cult ltsulf wa of doubtful value and
tha method of Introducing it also
doubtful. ' .
Indianapolis News: Now that Justice
Hughes hss succeeded In having his
name removed from the presidential pri
mary ballot In Nebraska, other states
men of the.not-ln-any-sense-a-candldate
typ ahould take courage. They may be
able to avoid conscription.
New York World: The president of the
Carnegie foundation In Pittsburgh having
publicly stated that Andrew Carnegie had
given away "almoat, S400.ono,0).'' Mr.
Carnegie's secretary In New York an
nounces that the exact sum Is t3l4,w,ono.
We suppose thst by the time, Henry Ford
gets the boys out of the trenches in Eu
rope his benefactions will make both of
thc-ae auma look like small change.
New York World: The statement that
16,000 women sre now employed on "the
railroads of France gives a striking Il
lustration of the war'a effect in installing
women In men'a work. Whether or not
they will generally retain these positions
after the war. It la conceivable that their
experience, along with the shortage of
male labor due to losses on the battle-
fleld. will result In the permanent em
ployment of women In many occupatlona
once monopolized by men.
Detroit Free Press: Michael Cudahy,
at 29 years of age, succeeds his veteran
father In charge of the great Cudahy
meat packing business in Omaha. The
elder Cudahy will devote much of liia
reins in ing time on earth to recreation tn
the mild and aunny climate of the Pa
cific coaat. Young Mr. Cudahy ha for
several years been In training to succeed
his father. Out of this experience he
offers this bit of advice to young men.
which la so comiirehenslve as te require
ao exrktnatory comment: "A man can't
tang all night, six night In th week,
and expect lo compete with the brains of
the fellows who hit the feathera from
lo to 1" Paale that In your hat, young
man.
LAUGHING GAS.
Ye," growled the null carrier. '1
am a min of letters ."
Just the chap I'm looking for. said
the stamp chrk. "Lend mi a V till
next week, will you7"--Indianaioil Mar
Mulln. Tom' What's tv 1- I hear about
your having some lahor-aavlng devce?'
"it s true, allrlcht. I m aoing to marry
an lieirc's." Boston Transcript.
KABIB3LE
KABARET
1M fMR.KABlBBlF,
IS ff PROPER TO VtT&tACE AAV
fAMCE TO ALL MY j IRL fKIENI3r
-LILUe HAKIMAM
ITS ALSO PROPER To ASK A
MARRIAGE fWKT-R To RMp YOU
THE SLUGGARD.
Willi ," Fald the teacher of the Juvenile
claiaa, "what :s the term 'etc' ujed for?"
'It Is used to make people believe tlint
w-e know a lot more than we ronlly du,"
re pled the bright yonncster Chlongo
KMr,
"I dldn t know you had sitcr. dear.
And what a stout, hearty girl she la."
lea. we had to ki-en her t grand
ma's place In the country nil those years
when hlrs were out of style, -ijouisvu'e
Courier-Journal.
Isaac Watts.
'Tis the voice of a sluggard; 1 heard
him comi lain.
"You have aird me too -ion; I must
sliimher aaaln."
A t e doir on In hliucs, so h on nls
bed . . .
Turns i is tides snd his shoulders and nls
heavy head.
"A II tie more fleep, and a little moro
slumber'' ,
Thus h wastes hnlf t Is f'ays. and hH
h'nirs without nunilier:
Art' when he gets up, he sits foHing his
hands
Or walks about saunt rlns, or tri'llng he
slant's
1 pneaed by his ga.-dens, and saw the wild
i riar. .
The thoin and the thistle grow broader
and higher: ,
The rloihes that hung on htm are turnlns
to rasa.
And h s money still wastes till he starves
. or he begs.
' mad- h'm a vl-1 st 11 honlni to find
That he took better care for imrrovlng
his mind;
i IU trH ire h s dreams, talked of eating
and d-inklna.
Bt.t ho scarce reads hla Blb'.e an 1 never
lovea thinking.
gold I then to my heart, "Here's a lesson
for me;
That man a but a picture of what I might
h":
Tut thenVs to my friencs for their care
in my breeding.
Who taug'-t tn betimes to lov working
ard reading."
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