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THE OMAHA DAILY BEE
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Thought for the Day
5acftaf by B. Farrar
Let vi bt of good chttr, rtmtmbering that the
misfortunes hardest to btar an Ihotewhick nevir
cam. Lowell.
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The early ahopper gets the pick of the goods.
Io to It!
i
1 1 During the coming four weeks all boys will
(be "Just as good aa they can be."
' I Wit); gasoline going up and a war tai tn
'prospect, the outlook for the autoist Is not a
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merry one.
Faxtern women aeekln husbands In the west
exhibit good taste, but their prospects are slim
Unless they enter the competition on the spot.
With respect to the threat of November super
seding June aa the month of brides all lovers of
inlmated art naturally assume the Missouri pose.
1 Spending f 10,000 in sending peace telegrams
is criticised as sheer waste of money, but it is
impossible to make the telegraph companies be
leve It.
' Zeppelins have not visited London recently,
tut their absence filled to check the tumble in
Srttteh bank stocks. Distant shooting provides
i greased schute. '!
Canada's loan of. $60,000,000, opened last
tlonday, was over subscribed In ten hours. The
i'Lady of the Snows" Is a warm member when
er temper is aroused to the fighting pitch.
Chairman McCorabs of the Democratic Na-
lonal committee says, "We are open-minded as
o where the national convention should be
eld." If that Is not a hunch for the aspiring
itles to "bid 'em up." what la It?
Hope entertained In certain Quarters that
boc Cook might be kidnaped by aome of tha
finely princesses of India vanishes in thin air
"he British government foiled the proepect and
Lowed him the road home. We can't lose him.
1 The postofflce strikers at Fairmont, W. Va.,
re not as certain of success aa when they walked
ut. A charge of conspiracy to delay the mails
uts a new face on their protest and gives a
angerous punch in Uncle Sam's return strike
Japan is not saying a word, but doing a power
ul lot of thinking on the invitation tendered
Jhlna to Join the entente allies. An acceptance
v China endangers Japan's ambition to become
brd and master of the far east. Besides the
'Hies are too busy to press the Invitation at this
Ime.
It should be understood in advance of the
Meeting that while congressmen are deliberating
Jn defensive measures In Washington any of
onsive movement against the rear fences will be
garded as an attack on patriotism. Political
nee wreckers should govern themselves accord-
i Only seven states possess national banks not
barging over 10 per cent for money, and 2,743
Ait of a total of 7.61S national banka charm 10
Jer cent and over. John Skelton Wllllama' bureau
roBsesaes much Information on the relations of
, tanks to borrowers which the general public
irely acquires without an autographed note.
1 Al I lie depot totiay ma preavnea or inreo theatrt
oJ troupta waa witnessed. Bartholomew' Equina
.arvela atarted for Council Bluffs, Loavltt'a. niln
ftrela passed through, bound for Kanaaa City, wrills
omnia Abbott's opera company arrived for Ua Omaha
- naasement.
tj Mr. B. It. Koblnaon. frneral manasrar for the
) utual lieaerva Fundi Life association, has beeoin
q reaident of Oinaiia, and tha company haa opened
MfKta in the Omaha. National bank building for tta
Pcalern department, which ha will manaca.
Mrs. M. A. VlcNamara offera a raward for tha
turn of a chlld'a plain cloth cloak, which aha has
t.
Mn. Lea Lartaon, Kt Park avenue, wants s
"Impotent sirl for general houaawork tn a amall and
j'ovenlent bouae, and a f&jnlly of three,
j (h-ceral O. O. Howard led a aervina In tha Intar-
wt of young- mua at tha tit. Mary 'a Avenue Cungre-
wttioral church.
lie v. W. K. Hunderaon of tha Chriatlaa Hour
reached It the Caatt'lur atreet Preabyterlaa church,
j V. C. B. Allen, aa old time Omahaa, bow of
horhune, la In town UllLng of the luarvela of hi
uiiUjr.
YTa mm evevSVeAS-
a
In tie Case of Boy-Ed.
rresent Indications are that the Department
of Justice has been somewhat OTersealous in the
rase of Captain Boy-Ed, German naval attache,
connected with the embassy of his country at
Washington. So far as has been disclosed In the
trial in progress, the captain has done nothing
against the law of nations, or the laws of the
In I ted 8tate. He displayed a proper solicitude
for the merchant marine and the nary of his
country, but without overstepping due bounds.
It Is unfortunately true that not all of his coun
trymen, domiciled In the United States, were as
circumspect as the captain, and his relations with
them may be considered as affording the preteit
for the language employed by the prosecuting
attorney, which is now complained of by the Ger
man ambassador. Should matters develop that
we are wrong, the incident may be given a ser
viceable turn by enabling us to give the world
how quickly we may abandon a wrong attitude,
ence It has been disclosed.
War and Ship Building.
Announcement by an eastern railroad that it
ran not accept for the present freight consigned
to Europe, will serve to call attention in a
pointed way to the harvest that Is being reaped
by the ocean transportation lines. This railroad
icports Its sidings and switch-yards blockaded
for hundreds of miles, some of the loaded cars
having stood for eighty days, waiting for the ship
to take the load. Similar tales of freight block
ades are coming from other sections. On the
I'aclfle coast, docks and wharves are plied high
with goods, awaiting shipment, for which no ves
sels ran be found. Freight rates In the mean
time have risen to enormous figures. For ex
ample, when the war broke out, the rate from
San Francisco to Australia on wheat was 23
shillings; a few days ago a charter was made at
130 shillings. No war risk Is assumed In this
trade, but the demand for tonnage Is responsible.
,Tne steamer Minnesota sailed from Seattle within
a fortnight, laden with above 16,000 tons of
cargo, the freight on which will more than de
fray the expense of the trip to Liverpool, and pay
the purchase price of the ship, which was sold
by the Hill Interests to the British.
Shipyards are reported to have orders for
three years' work now booked, and at figures in
keeping with the advance in freight rates. Navy
yard bids on construction of vessels authorized
y the United States were far below private
proffers for doing the work. Whatever con
struction Is done by the United States govern
ment must be done tn its own yards. This brings
the case squarely back to the McAdoo plan for
the development of an American merchant
marine.
Short of admitting foreign-built ships to
American register and participation In the now
forbidden field of American coast-wise trade, tha
administration seems to face a blank wall. Will
It dare to break down the last protectfon, that
saved a few ships to sail under the American
flag?
Most Annoying;, to Be Sore.
With the primaries Imminent, and all its sev
eral members looking forward to endorsement by
the people, either for retention or advancement
in office, the democratic administration at Lin
coln is having its troubles these days. It was
bad enough to have the governor and the state
treasurer fall out and call each other names, but
to have the State Board of Control involved in a
mess that shows on its surface negligence, If not
indifference, in enforcing the laws, is most an
roylng. The State Board of Control was de
signed to keep things straight, not to mix them
up. However, with the example set by the gov
ernor, in the matter of disregarding statutory
provisions for the handling of the state funds, to
guide him, it la scarcely to be wondered at that a
newly Imported superintendent should have
taken some liberties with the bookkeeping. He
musj. have thought It the custom in Nebraska.
The Law and Its Agents.
The warden of the Arlsona penitentiary Is
Just now in a rather peculiar predicament. For
reasons of his own he neglected to carry out sen
tence of death passed on a convict, and now be
Is cited for contempt by the supreme court of the
state, which signed the death warrant. His will
be, perhaps, the first case of Us kind, although
history records many Instances wherein failure
to obey orders has brought disaster to the
negligent. In this case, the warden Is but the
instrument of the law, which In Its orderly
course has laid upon him the unpleasant, and
perhaps distasteful duty of hanging a man. It
the law la to be of service to the people, it must
be faithfully administered by its agents, and
only when it is so observed will it be respected.
American disregard for law is notorious, a na
tional characteristic due in some degree to the
facility with which we make and unmake
statutes, and the ready ease with which the
penalty of the law Is often avoided. The su
preme court of Arizona has a fine chance to show
the world that It respects Its own decrees, regard
less of the opinions of the warden. '
Individually, no doubt, .the American Bank
ers' association possesses' the knowledge out
lined In Comptroller Williams' statement. Col
lectively the association lacked Inside informa
tion or It would not have challenged the state
ment that some national banks violate state
statutes against usurious interest charges. It
behooves the association In the future to search
its members and acquire accurate knowledge on
the subject before speaking above a whisper.
A distinguished Wisconsin doctor tickles the
barren cuticle of baldheads with the positive
statement, drawn from lifelong study, that the
train cells beneath shining domes remain sound
and active to the end of the road. A baldheaded
man is never found in an Insane asylum. Com
ing from an authoritative source tht great truth
Is more precious than hair as a cover for the
bald spot.
The shoe-string republic of Panama, al
though assured of adequate nourishment from
Its parent, must obey domestic regulations or
suffer a reduction of pap. Secretary Lansing
approved a government loan on condition that
an American supervises the spending of the
money. The Panama government accepted the
terms. It needs the money.
Custom and fashion frowns, but common
sense approves the dying request of a Chicago
man that his family limit wearing mourning to
four weeks. To those whose hearts are numbed
by the loss of those near and dear a garb of
gloom la superfluous and positively injurious.
First Two Years of
The Lincoln Highway
Secretary A. T. Bement in AaiomebUe TepJea. i
Mora than 2.JMnon have already been expended, not
to mention sreater auma In liond Issues. The aeconj
year, In spite of war conditions, waa more nolabia
In results than the first. While nothlnf, spectacular
took place, yet the work accomplished in an order'.y
and efficient way meant more for the euccesa of
tha road.
Tha eecond year of endeavor haa been concentrated
upon three main point the marking of the route,
tta rapid improvement In had-eurface material, and
the dissemination of educational literature and pub
licity aiming at the molding of public opinion to the
Idea of expending public funds, in a losical, aan?,
and efficient way, upon roada leading from aome
definite point to aome other equally definite point,
and built of a material which allowa of conatant uae
36S daya In tha year, regardless of weather conditions
The effect of this propaganda haa been far-reaching
and la reflected In tha doaens of organizations which
have sprung Into being during the last year with tha
avowed Intention of working toward the construction
of afmllar connecting Improved roada, either parallel
ing or connecting with the Lincoln Highway, feed
ing It.
To all practical purposes, the Lincoln Highway la
now completely marked from New York to Ban Fran
cisco. There are polnta where the marking la not as
complete aa It ahould be, but this Is being rapidly
taken cars of. Automobile clubs, local good roads
organizations, board of commerce, and other ctvL'
and patriotic organisations have made it a point t
complete the marking In their localltiea. In many
placea the tourists find the red, white and blue marker
on every auccesslve telegraph pole for miles, as in
sections of Iowa and Nebraska. Again, only one r
two to the mile will be found, thla particularly In flu
far west, where the Lincoln Highway la the only
roH'l, and It la practically Impossible to go wrong.
The assoclation'a records Indicate that over 1.150,0V
have been spent on tha Lincoln Highway In Ohio
during, tha laat year, and that l 10,000 additional has
been bonded for by tha different countiea through
which the route passes. Ohio haa slxty-stx miles cf .
brick construction on its section of the Lincoln High
way, more than any other state.
Tha progreas of the work In Indiana, a atata which
haa no atata highway authorities, haa been notable.
Hixty-elght miles of concrete road on the Lincoln
Highway are either under construction or have bean
bonded for at tha present time. A concrete section
sixteen feet wide haa already been completed between
Morrison and Sterling, III., In Whiteside county, with
cement contributed by the association. Sentiment for
hard aurfaced roada In thla atate la conatantly growing
and has been fostered by tha support of Oovernor
Dunne and tha state highway department.
The route across Iowa haa been prepared for hacd
surfacing to an almost uniform width of thirty feet
Eleven thousand barrels of cement have been alloted
to thla atate thla year for concrete construction and
will be placed as soon aa necessary action has been
taken by the legislature to allow of Its uae. Prac
tically every Lincoln Highway bridge of the atate of
Iowa la of permanent re-enforced concrete construc
tion, with a minimum width of twenty feet. The
thirteen Lincoln Highway countiea of the atate have
spent $260,000 In round figures on the highway In the
laat two yeare, more than half of thla aum during
191 .
Five sections of the concrete construction are now
tinder way In Nebraska on the Lincoln Highway, In
cluding the aeedllng mile juat being completed east of
Grand Island. A vaat amount of grading, leveling,
widening and straightening of the route haa taken
place tn this state, although as yet natural roada
conatitute the majority of the Lincoln Highway's
length. The Wyoming section of the highway, while
containing no atrotchea of hard-surfaced road, haa
received particular attention In the matter of main
tenance, and aome (200,000 has been spent during the
past year.
The Lincoln Highway from Lake Tahoe on the
Nevada-California border to Ban Francisco ia prac
tically In boulevard condition for 100 per cent of lis
length. The roads of California and the marvelous
scenery of tha high Blerraa along the Lincoln High
way bave drawn thouaands of tourists west thla
season.
Tha plans for the continuance of the Lincoln High
way association's endeavor during the coming year
contemplate a further extension of the work which
haa been done In the paat. Tha actual construction
of the Lincoln Highway to the ultimata Ideal tn the
tnlnda of Its founders will be an evolution reaching
nearer and nearer to Its final realisation every year.
It la especially desired to accomplish during tha
coming year a maximum of hard aurfaced construe
tlonin western atatea where local conditions will not
allow of auch construction with tha funda provided
through regular road Improvement sources. It Is of
the utmost importance to the atatea of the Pacific
coast, aa well aa to the great and wealthy common
weatha of the east, that the road acroaa our middle
west be In auch condition aa to allow the moat con
atant ease of communication between tha east and
west.
Twice Told Tales
ramlafclBC Cmlldrea. x
Rabbi Julius Bllberfeld, of the B nal Abraham
Temple, In High atrcet. In addressing hla congregation
on the punishment of children, said: "Many fathers
punish their children too severely for a misdeed, and
when this happena the child goea right back and
doea the same thing over again. I once knew a father
that tried thla plan upon hla sun, 'Whenever you
commit a deed that you know la wrong you are to
drive a nail into the pole.'
"Rome time after the boy came running to hla
father and explained that he had filled the pole and
couldn't get another nail In edgewaya. Father and aon
went to the pole together, and then the father asked
the aon what he waa going to do.
Seeing hla aon bad nothing to aay, he auggeated
the boy pull out a nail whenver he did anything wrong.
whereupon the aon replied, 'Why not plant another
pole, father" Newark Star.
Over-Part u-elar.
Aa aged negro porter, nearly 80 yeara old, waa
arrested on aome trivial charge, for which he was
later discharged. It proved, during the trial, that
he had never aeen tha Inside of a court before, and
the buatle of eventa greatly dased and embarrassed
him.
Aa he atood up when hla name was railed the
clerk sang forth:
"Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you
shall give in thla raae ahall be the truth, th' whole
truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?"
And the negro started back, gasping. Then ha
turned quickly to the bench.
"Mister Utiles," he said, for he knew hla honor
from boyhood In an unofficial capacity, "I'ae puf-
fectly wlllln' ter tell de truf, but mua' I be all
cotched up datter way. In rase I might want ter
git dee a step or two of fin de road? Hit don't
give a man no leeway, auh! Case and Comment.
Va He MtarM Us,
"Ma, may I go out to play?"
"No; must alt attll where you are."
Pause.
"Ma, may I go down into the kitchen?"
"No; I want you to be perfectly quiet."
Pauae.
"Ma, may I alt on the floor and play marbles?
"1 Jiave told you twice that I want you to it
juat where you are and be quiet, and I mean exactly
what I aav."
Pause.
"Me, may I grow ?" Chicago Herald.
"Did that
bave any
For Ford at4 Feare.
OMAHA, Nov. I. -To the Editor of
The Bee: I want to endorse this morn
ing's editorial on the "Ford Peace Mis
sion." I for one belleva if this, the great
est neutral nation on earth, will lend Ita
aid. much can be accomplished along
peace lines. The sooner this ran be ac-,
compllshed the better for all concerned,
especially for the business of the T'nlted
States, aa Europe will be a sreat cus
tomer on account of reconstruction work.
I do hope the newspapers will keep up the
agitation for peace, and If they will not
let up they can accomplish it.
J. Q. BLESSINQ.
War Tex and the Family.
OMAHA. Neb.. Nov. i7.-To the Editor
of The Bee: Truth la atranger than fic
tion. Thla la the sad experience of Betsy,
I and tha babies.
I was brought up to save money and
put It to work aa an InveMment. My
surplus money Is Invested In a company
that manufactures perfumes and toilet
articles. On December 1, 1914, the emer
gency revenue art, which put a "war
tax" on perfumea and toilet articles,
went Into effect. Thla tax la unfair and
Is a species of discriminating legislation
aa It la all paid by the manufacturers.
When congress gets ready to tax all
other trades and industries, dry goods,
hardware, Jewelry and the rest, the drug
and allied manufacturer will assert no
right to exemption.
Now the manufacturing druggist psys:
1. A "00 per cent tax on alcohol.
". A 20 per cent tariff on raw mate
rinls. t. An income tax.
4. A corporation tax.
6 Btnte. municipal and documentary
atamp taxes.
6. A "war tax" which practically takes
one-half of our net profits.
Take a manufacturer doing a business
of $.109,000 a year. Under exceptional con-
dltlona and before the "war tax" was
imposed on his products he may have
been so fortunate as to earn a net
profit of 10 per cent, or $30,000. Today tha
government la stepping In and laying a
tax of 5 per cent or $15,000 which la half
of hla net profits. Theae war taxes are
said to be a tax on "luxuries." Some of
the Items are tooth paate. tooth powder,
talcum powder, deodorants, ate The ad-
anca of hygiene haa made theae articles
necesalttea. The prices on an drugs that
are used have Increased on account of
the war and some of them as high aa
00 per cent.
The solution of the problem would be
n requiring that the tax be paid by the
consumer on every piece; the same aa It
s with the telephone, telegraph, freight
and express receipts, eto. It haa been
auggeated that the tax be raised to 1
cent on articles of 26-eent retail selling
price; 2 cents on EO-cent articles; 4 cents
on $1 articles. The stamp to be affixed
at the time of making the sale.
But to get back to the part of the
story where Betsy, I and the babies are
nterested.
We have a gloomy outlook for Christ
mas. All of the money that we have la
Invested In the perfume and toilet artl
clea company. Our dividend will be cut
In two by the "war tax." I will have
I:
to make my old overcoat do another
winter. Betsy is working remodeling her
I
old hate, clothes and furs. The bablea
will have to do without some artlelea
that we were planning to buy and w-e
are hoping that congress will not re
enact the emergency revenue act when
it meeta In December. TAXPAYER,
Women's Activities
Mre. Julian Heath, president of the Na
tional Housewives' league, Is having some
tioubte with the leagues of New Jersey
hocause she signed her name as recom
mending a certain kind of soup.
Miss Fung Hln Liu, who waa graduated
from "Wiellealey a little more than a year
ego, will assume control of the only
woman's college tn China. The college la
rart of the Christian college In Canton.
fcince leaving Wellesley the young woman
baa had a year at Columbia.
v V v vf v
Twenty promlaent Chicago women.
realising that nurses cannot be made In a
day any more than ammunition and guns
rati be provided at auch short notice.
have organised an emergency Red Cross
rurslng corps, and begun a hard courae
of training for the work that army nurses
must do.
Two energetic youna women In Colum
bia, Mo., Misses Anna Young and Delia
Bumans. are running a grocery etore In
that town. "I got tired working for
ethers," satd Miss Rumens, who waa In
a dry goods atore, "so I persuaded Mlaa
Ycung to go In with me. We are our own
tosses and are making money."
Miss Hazel Mackaye baa the unusual
occupation of writing pageanta. Phe la
the alster of Percy Mackaye, and she la
uow working on the big suffrage pageant,
to be given In Washington when congress
convenes. She wrote the suffrage alle
gory, staged on the treasury atepa In 1304,
and the pageant of A the no, recently pro
duced at Vassar, besides many other
things of the kind.
It will be fifty yeara March S, next,
sinew the Young Women's Christian asso
ciation waa founded, and V organise
tlona, all over the country, will have a
Jubilee, which will begin February 1 and
Irat until March S. New Tork ia to have
a big pageant with the girl of 8$J and
the girl of 1916 aide by aide, emphasising
the difference In dress and other non
essentials, but with the same high Ideal
of womanhood.
Tips on Home Topics
Philadelphia Ledger: The trouble about
1 11 these observations which aucoeasful
tren make about work being necessary to
success la that they are absolutely true
Boston Transcript; If the problem of
diplomatic etiquette at Waahlngton be
ron es much more acute a atata dinner at
the White House will have to be curried
eround by a caterer to the varioua em
bss.es and legations.
Fioux City Journal: Terl aps "Big Bill'
Tl.orapeon s refusal to run for president
In the Nebraska primary la to be ex-
rlalned on the ground that full rights to
the Nebraska territory have been as.
signed te Jim Dahlman by the Interna
tional Union of Cowboy Hat Wearers.
New Tork World: To put It In a way
realty remembered, the foreign trade of
the United States baa Increased In a year
from four billions to five billions, The
so-called favorable balance It really
means In rart. deprlvstion of imports
needed In the daily life and lndustrlea of
to country haa Increased by one billion
and one-third. These are alupendous fig
uits, and the end la not yet
fcaKV3
SAID 15 FUN.
unless she knows there Is no daneer of
that pan runnlnx oxer. Chicago l'ost.
"Public sntiment will compel you to
favor prohibition." ,
"I supposH so," replied 1'niie BUI Bol
tletop. -There's one thlnn to be said for
a number of u p-op'e thiit vote agnliiet
the demon' rum. Wife mighty goo.l
losers." Washington Star.
"Have vott rend the latest?" Innulrrd
the senior partner. ' A stenographer ra'i
have per cent rff'cloncy and SO per
cent good looks."
"All ruhi," sold the junior partner
"When applicants cmc nlnnq you try em
out on the efficiency nti'l 1 II Puss Judg
soeeoh I made Uat week
effect on the ieople, ' asked
Senator t-orgnura.
"Vea." replied the pol tlcal manaacr.
"It haa Influenced their altitude a great
deal. Week before last tiny Invited yuU
to speak. This week they say they dale
you to speak axain." W ashington etar.
Dealer This engine will develop seventy
horrepower without a vibration.
Buyer And how much with one? I
want the best money ran buy. Lampoon.
She What do you think? Alice hna
gone to work in a place w here they mnko
rifles. ,
He Home girls like so to have arms
around thm that they will do anything.
Boston Tranacrlpt.
"Will proposed to me Inst night, and
he did It so much better than any of
the others I have hsd."
"Well, from the number of (tlrls he's
tried to '"npress with It, he ought to he
perfect In It by this time." Baltimore
American.
"Are you going to the musicals at the
IloMnsons' tonight?"
"I don't know. Are they going t'
have music or Is Josephine going to
alng?" Pittsburgh Post.
"All things come to him who waits, you
know," he said, yawning.
"Yes." replied his wife; "but they don't
alwaya break In and wake him up."
Boston Transcript.
ment as to the (iood 1doU. Louisville
Courier-Journal.
WHAT HAPPENED.
Cleveland li.iln Denier.
There in the dark, mv nerves were nil a-
tinc'.e;
Sleep would not come. The night-sounds
seemed to mingle
Into r. roar.
I was alone, and In a country tavern;
The room was black It might have been
a cavern
Sana roof or floor.
Something unknown, In grim amorphous
st.ti knes.
Threatened and menaced there amid the
dnrknepn.
And worried me:
There was some Tnlng, or Thlnga without
a number.
Volcelessly calling, keeping me from
slumber
Some Mystery.
Houra seemed to pass my brain was
busy, seething.
Dreaming swake. or frightened by my
breathing
Suddenly, lo,
My skin crept, nnd with a piercing an
guish smitten
I leapt from bed as If I had been bitten
(And I had, you know!)
"The commander of that regiment ia
ren'lv to Hume fr all its trouble."
"I see: the kernel of ttlsontent, as It
were." Baltimore American.
"I wouldn't ao ' at the end of every
act. tnv boy. Bcnstlv bsd form."
"I don't go out to drink. I telephone
home end get bulletins from th nnid
nhout the condition of the pen undor the
Ice box. My wife can't enjoy the opera
I i
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Ringing down the curtain
on the world's greatest show!
December 4th will close the Panama-Pacific Expo
sition the greatest, moit successful Fair the world
has ever seen. In a few short weeks its beauty will
be history priceless history to the hundreds of
thousands who enjoyed its glory; a regretful mem
ory to ereryone who failed to visit San Francisco.
Still ample time, however, for a Splendid trip via
the OVERLAND ROUTE the line that saves
two days for sight-seeing. You will have the last of
November and the whole of December for travel on
the special low-rate Exposition fares. Tickets on
sale every dsy during November, return limit Decem
ber 31st. Stopovers everywhere in both directions.
Celebrate Christmas amongroses and orange blossoms
then home in time to welcome the New Year via the
UNION PACIFIC SYSTEM
Shortest, Most Direct Route to San Francisco
Start nnot Spend two weeks or 10 days in San
Francisco seeing the Exposition; travel some 30
days in California during its springtime.
$50.00 from Omaha and Return
to Both Expttititnt
Is there any information we can give you? If so we
"are at your service anytime. Phone, call or write.
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1324 Farnam St., Omaha, Neb.
Phone Doug. 334 !
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