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KEWPIE ERTLE MAKING HIT
Et Panl Bantamweight is Beating
Kid William' Time Among the
Effete Easterners.
TOLARD IS COPPING THE COIN
r nioiorc.
HEW TORK. Nov. n. Johnny "Ket
fie" Ertle, J14 unds of flchtlng en
ergy, la not universally recognised Ma the
bantamweight champion; but he mnn
may be. He I not waging a verbal battle
to establish his right to the title, either.
He Is making a, two-flat fight for It.
. A month ngo Lrtl-j meandered Into
town, unheralded, unknown. Today he Is
the moat nought after boxer In the past.
Ha haa engaged In two fights here, and
with each bout Ma popularity Increased.
Already he haa lieen proclaimed a minia
ture Jack Dillon which Is saying a good
deal. "St. Taul Catamount" la another
tiame applied to Mm. And he deserves the
many good things that have been said of
Mm.
Ertle la a compactly-built bit of fight
ing machliory. Constructed close to the
ground, he braoea himself by straddling
Ma feet, and keeps boring, boring In ail
the time. There la no Jet up In h'a fight
ing plan. Despite Ma light poundage he
has been able to secure matchra with lads
of Ma proportions. And he haa proved his
'worth.
We have been prone to acknowledge
fl.rtlt as the bantam champion aa the re
sult of Ma victory over Kid Williams, the
title holder, by virtue 'of a foul. We still
ontend that the match waa not a cham
pionship affair Inasmuch aa Williams
waa two pounds over the recognlred
bantamweight standard. But after watch
ing Ertle in action we are willing to
admit Kid Williams la not the best
bantamweight In the world, even though
be holds the championship.
The aame holda true In the lightweight
division. Freddie Welsh assuredly Is not
the, beat lightweight extant, although lie
Is the undisputed champion.
But getting back to Ertle and Wllllnma.
Itcre la a match that would draw a good
lied house; and the outcome would
Settle the controversy raging In the
bantamweight domain. But It would have
to be a twenty-round affair; with a
referee' decision attached. Only then
would the dispute be satisfactorily set
tled. Kid Dm Lot of Talkta.'
Ertle and his manager have been per
latent In their clalma to the bantam
crown, and "Kewple" haa set about the
best way to prova that he Is the right
ful owner of the bauble. Wllllame, mean
while la doing a little fighting and a heap
of talking-. He geta deeper In the mire
each tlmea h flshta. Blnce the Ertle In
cident Williams showed leas In each suc
ceeding battle. And there are many win
believe he has seen hla best daya In the
ring.' Williams haa Just passed hla twenty-second
birthday. A "has been" at
twenty-two! It la hard to realise such a
circumstance.
Should Ertle become the undisputed
champion he would be a ring rarity In
that he la several notches under the
poundage for hla division. "Kewple la
harJ aa brasa tacks at 114 pounds. Wll- .
llama finds It difficult to acala 118 pounds.
At that Krtle la willing to concede sev
eral pounds In order to entice him Into
match over the twenty-round trail. .
Wlllard Makes C ola.
Chahiplon-lng la a profitable business.
Tht U evidenced by the financial report
of Jesa Wlllard'a engagement with the
"lor Ranch. Summarised, the financial
statement Issued by Manager Tom Jones
Includes theae items:
That Wlllard waa guaranteed 1 1,000 a
day. and "Worked" 140 daya.
That hla avers g earnings were appoxl
tnately 11,200 per day. or S1W.00O In all.
That Wlllard received W per cent of
this sum. or lioo.soo.
That the other 40 per ctnt had been
divided by the other members of the
Wlllard Syndicate. Fraaee, Weber, Curley
nd Jonea.
That Wlllard atlll la worth STfl.OX) after
buying Fraaee and Weber out of the
contract for $33,000.
IX. la also brought to our attention that
Wlllard earee more for hla family than
for filthy tuera. After hla contract with
the ahow expired Wlllard waa offered a
twenty week contract at $500 per week to
go on the atage, but Big Jess spurned It.
saying that ha needed a rest and more
than that, wanted to be with hla wife
and children for a spell.
This Man Does Not
. Favor Decisions in
Ten-Round Matches
NEW YORK. Nov. CT.-The special
meet'ng of the State Athletic commission
k few days ago was full of "pep." Walter
(.1 ginger, chairman of the Wisconsin
tato Roxlng commission, was the man
who furnished it. During the meeting
.Islnger "sat In" with Commissioners
Wem-k and Dixon and after the meeting
he held a long Informal talk on boxing.
I.ls-tnger seems to love the manly art.
Iardly a minute during the entire two
hours that he was present at the com
inluslon'a office, at 41 Tark Row. did ha
top discussing the sport and as he bade
poodby to Chairman Wenck he de
Clared. : "Mr. Wenck, I want to give you a little
advice regarding boxing. It la for the
(rood .of the sport. Never permit a rule
to be passed allowing referees to give de
cisions. The no decision bout is the one
thing that keeps the aport from being
regarded aa prise fighting, and aa long
aa you prevent decisions you will keep
the so-called reform element silent.
; "When boxing la conducted without de
clsiona the sport la just like vaudeville
r any other amusement. The boxers are
paid for their eervlcea Just like the actors,
but aa soon as you permit of decisions,
with the resultant winner's and loner's
end. you court trouble. If you allow de
cisions you won't sea many more bouts
In this sttte."
Charley White Once
More Looms Up as a
Man to Battle Welsh
NEW YORK. Nov. I7.-Charley Whltea
ftulrk knockout of Young JSuylor again
tails attention to the Chicago liifht-
weltfbt a remarkable hill 'rig ability. I
w hea V hlte tackled Baylor In a previous
tout tho referee called the affair a draw,
but the majority of the spectators were
of the opinion that White had been
LraUu. Thai White was able to turn the
tables so completely thla tune will be of
Krrat aid to him in his campaign fur a
match with Freddie Welsh. Wh te la not
Imely to nilk the chance to explain tiiat
whi.e Ms left hook missed connections
vith Welali'a chlu on several o-caa'oits I
that 1 no proof that it would inl.s fire
litxt t:in.
MAGNATES PUT ONE OYER
Milwaukee Management Finds Way
to Keep Cyril Slapnicka from
Earning Bonns.
AND CYRIL BRINGS A SUIT
nr I nt K . MF.KR.
NEW YORK. Nov. 27.-Now that the
foot hull season hns skidded down along
the pnges of history. ' will shift the
spotl'ght In the general direction of the
frost-tiltten base ball diamond and tell
y.Mi the story concerning Cyril Slap
nhka. Cril acrobats during tho chilly months
of the year, but springtime finds him ca
vorting around wearing a bane ball uni
form instead of flesh-colored tights; it
Hide him swinging his arm and a bas
ball bat Instead of swinging tn some trnrs
i.nd rings: it finds him aplttintr Into tho
ja'ins of his mitts Instead of rubbing
loeln therein.
Well. Cyril gnthered unto himself a
job as pitcher for the Milwaukee club i.i
the springtime of this year, nefore ;he
t'ocumenta were signed that made Cyril
a lirewer he thought his twirling service"
were worth so much per sesstn. The
club owners thought he valued the power
of his arm about two too much, and they
told Mm so. Cyril pouted. The club
owi.era were what might be called obdu
rate concern'ng that small Item of IKO.
Make I'rovUo Contract.
In the end, vowa and tleclarea Cyril,
the club owners spoke to him thusly:
"Wo will give you a contract calling for
t tho figures we have' mentioned. Into this
contract we will Insert a proviso to the
1 1 feel that If you w in one-half of your
rumcs we will pay you the extra SiOT.
What say?"
Crll said he said that what the club
cwnera said was perfectly all right with
Mm, whereupon Cyril clutched a pen in
his digits and affixed his name to tho
thret of pner.
Time flitted, ns time will do. The end
of the season approached. There were
My two or three weeks left to play, at
which point Cyril got out his pencil mil
tablet and began figuring up his pltrh-
vr. everage. After considerable adding
end deducting rvu n . . i . . '
uiot uvt-iv-u 1 1 1 U l 111)
bnd lost Just one more game than he Im1 I
von that he was just one victory shy of i
m quiring the much coveted 40 bones.
Cyril at once hustled to ihe liniment
ninet ond greased his arm with wlni;
strengthening remedies, lie applied smoko
producing salve, and he got that arm in
wendurful shape, because he wanted to
be sure that hla arm would be working
rlPhl when he would be sent to the mound
to effect the capture of UmU H00 game.
And Cyril Waa Left Ilea I ad.
And then the Brewers got ready for n
Iflp on the road-tha last awing of the
sf neon. Cyril got ready, too, but when he
reported with his little grip In hla curve
forming hands, the manager, ha aays.
poke to him thusly:
"You ain't a goln" along, old kid; you're
Kcnna linger behind. We don't need you."
-'.-111. ....
- imineaiaioiy emitted a roar. H
Pointed out to the manager that If he
oion t go along on tt.at trip he wouldn't
get hla chance to pitch that M"0 game.
Cyril, Hla said, walled and Kmshed his
trelh, and he wrung hla hands, and did a
lot of other things which depict despair,
Kgonr and Wrlble grief, but the man
Sr responded with a frigid lare-nd
Cyril waa left behind.
And then Cyril filed suit In the courts
cf Justice In thla land of the free and the
VI me nrave, asserting In said poll-
Hon that ha waa
greatly wronged-
t of IMA h l.-il
Tonged to the extent of I W0 by being
lift In Milwaukee.
Ain't them there ball players got sad
lives, Oscar?
Even Cincy Reds
Did Not Drop Such
Big WadThis Year
NEW YORK. Nov. S?.-The first offi
cial Information of a financial loss In
organised base ball cornea from Cincin
nati, and If that can be considered an
average case, the national sport haa not
suffered so heavily aa the publlo haa
been led to believe.
In the reorganisation of the Reda.
which haa Just been done, it waa neces
sary for President Herrmann to make
a financial statement, and this showa
that tha Reda k.at but S5.4CO. notwithstand
ing the large sums paid out for the pur
chase of players, training expenaea, etc.
The stockholder of tha Cincinnati olub
lost less than It costs them annually to
run their motor cam.
As Cincinnati waa considered a big
loser, it la evident that very few of the
organised base ball cluba lost any money
at all. It la known the Giants, Bravea
and Phllllca ma fie money.
LAKEW00D TRAP SHOOT
TO BE HELD IN DECEMBER
I.AKEWOOD. N. J., Nov. !7.-The an
nual Lakewood Invitation trap shooting
tournament for $ In prliea. under the
nikplcea of the I-aurel House Gun cl ib.
will be held this year on Monday, Tues
day and Wednesday, December V, t vd
. tnder the uirectlona of the board of
Vivrinora of the club, and will undoubt
diy attract sportsmen from alt over Die
east The Lakewood tournament, which
has alwayj b n a popular one. la un
in.ally attractive this year and a big en
liy list la v surety. The Laurel Hjuso
Hun club and traps are pleasantly altu
steo In the plnra on the north shore of
I nke Msneita. lakewood. and the shoot
Iri conditions are almost Ideal.
COFFEY WANTS RETURN
' HATCH WITH F. M0RAN
NEW YORK. Nov. r.-Negollatlona be
tween James J. Coffey and Frank Moran
for a return bout have reached a "crjo
ilul" point and there Ik reason to believe
II at late December or early January will
set these two heavyweights arrayed
SKslnst each other In the ring for ihe
uvcond time. Kver since the referee u
fused to permit Moran to hit Coffey "the
ltst big one" the "Roscommon Giant"
has been lellowlng that he should be
fclven another chance.
TY COBB PUTS IN KNOCK
FOR GAME OF FOOT BALL
Tyrus Raymond Cobb Is weighing In as
a foot ball trltlc. And ahen he starts to
be critical he Is. 'lie looked over a couple
of blit. southern teams lut haiurJ. y at
Atlanta, and then aald:
f foot tall er a dally attraction, it
u!d lt abJut a wk. It brutality.
' notnin le, would kill i. And ihi
spectators had only a vauue Idea of what
happening. It is, not an easy game
to follow, like base ball.
Maine Wins Intercdlcgiate Cross-Country
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HELL OK MAINK. WHO FINISHED
WHO FINISHED FIRST.
Rrllllant and sturdy running by the
cross-country team of the University of
Maine, during the annual Intercollegiate
meet In Boston took from Cornell the
championship which Is haa held for eleven
O'NEILL DIDJOT GET PAY
Rourke Declares Tip Was Not Given
Salary in Full for 1916 as Hol
land Reported.
PA STARTS DEALS FOR NEW MEN
Jack Holland In St. Joseph haa aald
that the Western league paid 110 O'Neill
hi salary In full until January 1, 191?,
upon.Tlp'a agreement to resign aa presi
dent of the league and not make any
trouble. And now cornea Pa Rourke of
Omaha and aaya Holland haa It all
. .
wrong, nourite declares tip never naa
a chance to get all his salary and didn't
get It. There Is a suspicion current In
Omaha that Mr. Holland la trying to
spoof the boya of Joetown.
According to Rourke, O'Neill found ho
didn't hava a leg to atand on, especially '
when the national association aeated
Rourke aa the representative of the 1
league, and Tip slid out of the affair aa
Jiallv nnlhln TV,- r..v.n.w.n. I lk .
Tip waa all to the benefit of the league,
says Rourke.
Rourke appears to be pleaaed with the
lection of Frank C Zuhrung aa ptesl
dent of the league. "I only met Zen ring !
once, but I should say he would make
a good president. Anyhow, he won't bo
a gum-shoe ono, who talks with hla en
gine In reverse all the time."
While on the coast Rourke started a
few deals, with other base ball magnates.
The Omaha mag haa aome timber he
can't use next year and If he can get
something for it so much the better. If
the trades come out as Rourke Is trying
to engineer them Omaha will get a couple
of pretty good athletes. 1
The Omaha club will train either In
Omaha or In one of the adjoining atate
towna, aald Rourke yesterday. "I'm en
tirely through with this southern train
ing stuff," he aald. The only object In
training in' one of the smaller atate
towna would be the control the manager
of the club would have over the men.
aa against the lack of control tivOmaha,
Umps Victorious
In Debate Started
By Sox and Yanks
There waa no love lost between the
White Sox and the Yankees In the late
American league camps tgn. Much of the
time the two teams were fighting for po
altlon, and they fought as hard as they
knew how. A sample of the repartee
when the two teams met haa been pre
served by a New York writer In the fol
lowing skit:
The Chicago runs were piling up and
the Yanka were ahowlng little pep.
"Pretty early to quit." sneered Row
land at the Yanks' bench, and a tire of
repartee began.
"Hello, bartender!" yelled Donovan at
Rowland.
"Stealin' signals, hey?" replied Row
land. "Said we were atealln' signals?
We don't need to, I guess. Look at
the scoreboard."
Mr. Donovan and hla men didn't need
to look at the scoreboard. They knew
the score was 11 to 0 at that time. But
they came back with aome hot stuff.
"Fill 'em up aaalii for us, will yuh?"
they cried. "Hello, busher!"
Back and forth auch aalllea of excroel
atlug wit flew.
"Get out from behind the ecreen." said
Rowland. "Nobody can see yuh." '
Then O'Loughlln took a hand.
lhut up!" he yelled to the Yanks'
bench. The Yanka shut up.
"Shut up!" he yelled to tha White
Cox bench. "Where do yuh think yuh
are. In the Three-I league?"
The White Sox, and a good many of
the spectators who had seen eiuht In
nlnxs of the affair and Mere thinking
that w .s juvt 11 they weie, shut up.
O Lougbliu a byphotlc e was woiklng a
bit lUelf.
SECOND, AND OVERTON Of YALE.
.successive years, and transferred It to
Maine. Overton of Yale flnlnhed first, but
"hla teammatea ran auch a poor race that i
the entire team ranked ninth.
Maine waa the second man In.
Bell ct j
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WOULD START BOWLING LOOP
D. J. Sweeney Is Trying to Organize
Inter-City Ten Pin Leajrue of
. Middle Western Towns.
WOULD BE BOOST FOR GAME
An Inter-clty bowling league to be con
cocted very much tho same aa our pro
fessional ball leaguca is a dream D. J.
fcweeney, the father of the bowling game
In St. Louis, hopes to aee coma true, ind
he apent much of his time the aeveral
c'aya ha attended the Midwest tournament
(.ere In promoting tho proposition anting
the visiting bowlers.
Sweeney declarea that Omaha. ' St.
Loulfl, Kansas City, Chicago and Peoria,
Tea Moines, Ht. Joseph or Sioux City !
could be scheduled In a six-city league, j
whlch would be an instant hit with theiand operation of am&ll priced theaters
wllng fraternity. A schedule of fifteen dldn't hurt the big ones."
r twenty weeks, with each team bowling Tho captain aiya that he haa practl-
dice a week, could be drafted and the'c"y OISPBea " nl a interests in
t rl Dl mad I A th hnrllnu ,.niM K- J ll
tn Sunday. Thus, says Sweeney, thai
teams could make their trlpa so that they
wculd leave Saturday night and be back
home Monday morning, which would not.
Interfere with the business pursuits of
those on the teams.
Such a leaguo would greatly stimulate
the bowling game, declares the Mound
C.ty man. and he is of the firm opinion
that a big attendance at two bits a throw
Would attend all nf Out lni...li.
declarej It would be a big financial i
auccesa and the winner of the league
pennant could get a big prlie.
Sweeney la trying to Interest George
Lowe, secretary of the Midwest congress.
ho la a bis man In Kansas City bowling
circles, and Carl Cain of Omaha. Sweeney
aya he would have no trouble in getting
Et. Louis In the loop.
In case rhe other cltlea hesitate to en
ter such a league Sweeney, suggests a
telegraph league be started to teat the
feeling. He haa investigated the matter
of expense and finds It would cost about
or SN0 each night of bowling for all
nx cities. This includes wire toll, oper
rtors and all. Sweeney would like to rut
ever hla atunt thla rar. but In case it
can't be lone now he hopes to frame the
league next year.
Nebraska Hunters
Find Big Game Good
. in Wyoming State
Dr. H. J. Wertman and A. J. Welch of
Mllford. Neb., and Dr. J. S. Welch of
Lincoln have Just returned from their
annual hunt with the Peterson brothers
of Chance. Mont., and Cody, Wyo.. and
they report that big game hunting was
very good this seaaon up in the Yellow
stone park country. The Nebraska party
came home with seven elks, three deer,
one wild cat. two big black bears and
many trout, wild duck, grouse, sage
chicken, not to mention a score of rattle
snakes which were encountered.. Borne
timber wolves and mountain lions were
also seen by the Cornhusker huntera.
MIKE D0NLIN NOW A STAR
. IN THE MOVIE BUSINESS
Mike Donlln la In the movies. A six
reel tale of hla like, made over by an
Imaginative 'director, haa lust been re.
i leased, and we can conscientiously say
that Mike is Just aa good an actor as he
ever waa.
SUNDAY SPORT
M'GRAW SAYS INFIELD
IS ALL TO THE MUSTARD
The Gianta will stand pat on their I
inf.eld next year. W hen MoGraw looks
over his squad In Marltn no new ground-
ball chasers will be there to greet him.
Lohert la expected to be back In condi-
1 lion a.'ter a rest through the winter.
CUT OUT EXHIBITION GAMES
Magnates Are Seriously Discussing
the Elimination of All Ante
Season Contests.
HUSTON TALKS OF YANKEES
NEW TORK, Noy. !7. In the private
counsels of the hlir leairue hsne hnti mnv.
nates held w thin the last few daya the
question of abandoning all exhibition
games before the opening of tho regular
season haa arisen, and, despite some ob
ject lans. It would not be surprising If !
I both organtxat'ona went back to the old
system.
J It is claimed by advocates of the new
j plan, or rather the ery old plnn. that
'exhibition games between big league
clubs early In the season take all the
Interest out of the official opening day
ahd In that way have killed off a b'g
slice of the receipt
. ... . ..
I ii is nieo a question openly a scuased,
jsaid Captain Huston, "whether the teams
should play any exhibition games at all
on the way north from the spring tratn
'ng camps. Fome of the owners, more
verged In huso bull matters than I.
think it is the better plan to have all of
jthe clubs Jump right from the training
grounds into opening of the season. It
Is their contention that Injuries to players
I of fset what I'ttle money could be taken
In at the gates In minor league owns.
"The other magnates and the newspaper
writers are more familiar with how these
things work tnan are Colonel Ruppert
and myself, and I don't feel qunlifled to
discuss the advisability of the change
until I have become more experienced. I
dot.'t mini tilling you. though, that nil
of the owners are discussing the mntter
seriously and something may come of It."
In the days when these ante-season
gamen were unknown and the opening
was the big thing of the year the fans
j got to see the players for the first time
;snd there was a lot of hurrah about It.
Nowadays the ftns have sen the players
so frequently In exhibition games that
there is no novelty In an opening. The
change certainly would not be frowned
on by the public.
Mast tot Down "qnad.
"We have made our plans to go south
March 1." aald Captain Huston, "and at
j Macon we will find an excellent training
I place. I find, though, that we over
! played our hand a little In buying new
i ball players, and we have so many under
j contract now that we'll have to get rid
of at least ten of them before spring. WTe
can only carry thirty-five men, I believe,
and there are more than fifty on our
books.
"What la tMa about Frita Malael play
ing the outfield?" 1 asked.
"Might be a good move." he parried.
"Frita would like to play out there and
he h" had experience. We certainly need
a Player like Malsel in the lineup, and
If we don't find a better outfielder Bill
Donovan my make the switch. He's
i thinking about It. If he does make an
outfielder out of Frita he will put Paddy
Baumann at third. You may not know
It. but the flguree show that Baumann
outhlt any man on our club and plays
third better than second."
"What about the location of the new
Yank parkT"
"We are going to be able to make an
announcement within a few days," ho
said, "and I think everybody will be sat
isfied. It may be necessary for ua to
play at the Polo grounds the greater part
of next year, but we are going to build
a fine plant Make no mistake about
that."
Feds Will Not Hart.
"Will tha Federal league Invasion of
Manhattan affect your plana?"
"Not at all," he answered. "There Is a
doubt In my mind aa to whether they
build on Manhattan at all, but if they
do it won't affect Organised Base Ball.
Their proposed cutting of prlcea will help
rather than hurt. You know, the building
- " na inO LTHN
States and will
devote most of his time from now on
I teaming the base ball business.
"It's a lot of fun," he aays, "and haa
possibilities for much development. I am
not one of the pessimists about the fu
ture of baae ball. The recent season .was
what we would call In other business a
dull year, but I believe the aport will
grow bigger than ever from now on. I
am really pleased that I got Into It."
DflTl A Tpllf PfiCfir
XVJ AVXAO
Why He Didn't Bit
Alexander's Slants
A hot one waa aprung on Roger Bres
nahan, manager of the Chicago Cuba, by
Larry Doyle, the atar second Backer of
the New York Gianta and champion bats
man of he National league. Larry's at
tention waa called to the fact tha't he
waa the first member of the New York
Giants to lead the National league in
hitting for the laat three decades. "Yes.
you are a great hitter," said Rogers,
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wny, jruu ui.., ....
ander during the wdiole season." "That
may be owing to the fact that I am not
...... ... .
a mansger. retorted Larry, 'for when-
ever Alexander pitches against Chicago, 1
Archer catches.
while hla manager
adorns the bench.'
National Loop to
Hold Annual Meet
NEW YORK, Nov. 17. John K. Tener
will afaemble the National League club
owners at the Waldorf on Tuesday,
December 14. This will be their annual
fall meeting and matters of vital Import
ance may develop. The Cincinnati club,
which waa In serious difficulty a month
ago, has been ' reorganised by August
Herrmann, mueh to the satisfaction of
the other National league men. The New
York. Rrooklyn, Boeton. Philadelphia.
Chicago and llttaburg club are In ex
cellent condition financially, and It Is
believed that the Cardinals will atand pat.
Inasmuch as the Brlttons refused to sell
out to Phillip Ball for less than t&W.OUU.
There will be no further talk of peace
with the Feds, aa the National league
men will wait to hear from Judge Landis
before they consider any more propo
sitions from the enemy.
ENGLISH BILLIARDISTS
IN 18,000-POINT GAME
Reese and Gray, wall-known English
style billiard player, have signed
articles for a match of lS.Ooo up. Gray
to concede a atart of J.ftJO. The game will
be commenced on January K 1016, at a
hall In London, to be decided later. Th
winner will take 75 per cent and the
loser S per cent.
The Hypodermic Needle
'Br mo
Oar Traveloaoe.
New Tork City Is the metropolis of the
United Ptntea and Is the home of the
great Jay Way, Tammany Hall, alx-day
bicycle races, Graeco-Roman wrestlers,
Pittsburgh millionaires. Jesse James taxi
dl'lvr" i"1i:c Cohan. It was also
once the home of Lieutenant Becker,
Lefty Lou!e, Hyp the Blood and a few
other noted persons.
New York haa two streets, Broadway
and Wall street Most of the road agents
In the world mike, these two highways
their headquarter
New Torkers are great travelers. It we.s
a New Torker who discovered Brooklyn
and it waa a New Yorker who once
lcr'wed UP fnouKh courage to explore the
west. He went to Pittsburgh and decided
the west was too unsanitary. There Is a
man In New York today who asserts he
has been In Omaha, but this haa never
been ver'f'ed.
We could say a lot more about dear old
N'Yawk. but this paper must go through
the malls and Uncle 8am Is a particular
sort of cuss about what goes througfi
hin malls.
Office Muff.
The N. P. R. (being the night police
reporter) foxtrotted Into the offl e the
thcr nli-ht r.nd started out thusly:
"I've found a new way to make love.
First, you get a g'rl. Then you duck the
parental head. Then you cop a seat on
! the front porch. Then you wait until the
moon comes up. Then you look Into her
beautiful blue eyes"
"But," we objected, being very good at
objecting, "suppose her eyes are black?"
"Walt until they get well," ssys he,
very giggly, -as he beat It for a life
saving stat'on so as to congratulate him
self on his cleverness In a fitting and
proper manner.
Now that the Notre Dame foot ball
season haa closed we can expect a few
more railroads to go bankrupt.
We read where Wlllard has made $100,
000 since his fight with Johnson and
then a PhiUy scribe makes the assertion
that "Jess la not getting hla due." Can
you beat It?
WHICH HAS SOMETHING TO
DO WITH THE BOWL.IKO
TOURNAMENT NOW .
IN OUR MIDST.
"J roH a ball like Bhuin doe,'"
Qw th Carlo Can with, alee;
"V roll a ball like Blown doei,
A red n, re, hee."
For six days Tom Shevlln waa a miracle
man. On the seventh he looked Just like
Hlnkey.
Cornell announces Al Sbarpe will be
retained aa coach next year. Probably
i c,ark Griffith will give Walter Johnson
another chance, too.
Whndd vnitienn, lie relation f
We peg In an xchnnge that "the
swimming of the young women was n,
revelation to those who had not followed
them closely during the past." Which
may be tho truth two ways. .
BIG SOCCER JATTLE TODAY
Crack Sioux City Team Will Try to
Take Measure of Omaha Eleven
At Eonrka. Park.
T. J. O'BRIEN GIVES A TROPHY
Omaha's first big soccer gam will be
staged at Rourke iark this afternoon.
The battle will be between a selected
eleven of local sharks, and a team of j
Sioux City cracka. T. J. O'Rrien has I
presented a cup, the "Uenshaw hotel
trophy," for the winning squad.
Sioux City Is coming to Omaha for
blood. The Sioux have a large grudge
against Omaha, because the Omaha
cricketers last summer took the lads
from up the river to a neat cleaning.
Thus the Sioux are after revenge, and
say they will get it in the soccer fray
today.
Rut the Omahana arc just as deter
mined to uphold the honor of the Oatj
city, and Intend to send the Invaders
back home a completely defeated and
vanquished tribe. The v Omaha soccer
players figure that they are just as
superior as the Omaha cricketers, and
do not intend to give the latter persons
a chance to ridicule.
Bis; Crowd Expected.
0 It la that a hot combat from
whistle to whistle can be 4ected. The
popularity of aoccer tn OmaHa haa beiu
increasing by leaps and bounds, and t
Is expected that a big crowd wilt oe
in attendance at Rourke park thla after
noon. The Otimha tearn aa It haa been se
lected la aa follows:
t-osiuoi
Position. Name. Club,
Weight.
p . Prwch.l Hhu.n,n
180
ls&
170
1
HA
173
153
IkA
lis
150
. utht baci Lyeli Omaha City
1-e't back. Cockayne.. Omaha City
Right hall Mlddleton..Townsenda .
Venter hu lowden (CCaledonlans
1 ft half, tioyle Omaha City
RiKht wlrr Parvill Townsends
Hliiht lnah Firkard.... .Omaha City
Center Hrlx Townsends .,
Ieft inside Roaerson, .Towneends ..
ILeft wins Rogerson. JTownaemU .,
Itenlaon l?nthnlaatle.
DenUon. Tex., fired with ambition over
Its showing tn the Wentern as ociatlo 1
the last season, considers a purchase of
the Iteaumont franch s In the Texas
lea sue and thus graduation into Clasj ii
company.
Memphis Poor Tont,
Judging from experiences of Mike F.nn
and Kill Lord the man who ao;a to
Memphis as manager should not move
his household furniture with him. One
season is the length of hla stay.
Boils and Pimples Dangerous
S. S. S. Your Remedy
Standard For Fifty Years
Modern science has proven that bolls and carbuncles, pimples and na
tlghtly akin blotches, are the danger signals of diseased blood. Scaly skin
and Itching of Enema, Scrofula, rashes all skin diseases are aggravated by
bad blood It's the Infected blood that's dangerous. Don't wait for the
bolls. If you have pimples and blotches, take Instant action. Pimples tell
you that the Mood Is filled with Impurities. You must wash out your
blood, strengthen and stimulate It to healthy action with Nature's own blood
tonic. 8. 8. 8. It Is the standard bldod purifier of the world. Don't use any
drugs, dont ue ointments and salves. 8. H. 8. reaches the blood, drives
out the Impurities. It makes healthy perspiration the poison Is literally
sweated out through the skin. Rolls, blotches, Ectetua and the Scrofula ln
titrations disappear. It does what salves and lotions can never do It goes
to the very root of the trouble by reaching the blood. Your skin becomes
clear and you soon feel the igor of the return of perfect health. 8. 8. 8. is
purely vegetable.- You can get It at any druggist's, but you must take 8. 8.
8. Let us tell you about blood diseases. Write for book of facta, "What
the Mirror Tells.- If youm is a long standing ease, write for expert advice
to 8. H. 8. Ci Atlanta. Oa.
n. Huarrrm'
WE THOUGHT YOU WOULD
BE GLAD TO HEAR THIS:
The six-day bike race In Chicago Is
over.
Aluo, we might mentl n It ended on
Thahksglv'ng day, for which Chicago
probably agreed with Wilson It was a day .
to give thanks.
TOUSIFF HUSFANE ENTERS
the; ranks of rs poets
WITH THIS LITTLE D1T
OF 'SADNESS PER THAT
OLD SCISSORS' HOLD
OUR JOK SOMETIMES
DISPLAYS FOR OUR
EDUCATIONAL JOY.
t fear that I am doomed to croak.
For rfanarers all around me lark,
ThanksKlvlna; Is, I think, a Joke,
There's nothing In It for the Tnrk.
A guy we never were Introduced to
writes us as follows: "Are you the per
son who wrote this white ribbon chorus
0 the tune of TIrprrory?" This chorus
Is belns sung at revivals and goee like
this:
"It's a. short way to Prohibition,
It's the right way to go.
It's a nure way to brlnsr salvation.
To the greatest land I know.
Let's r.ll stick together.
Let tMs be our cry.
It's a short way to Prohibition,
And Nebraska will go dry."
That guy has' us wrong, 'Nnff aed.
BY A WHOLE FLOCTC OF
OMAHA TIN TUMBLERS
WHO DIDN'T TUMBLE
ANY OF THE PINSBS.
"
Jio matter if I throw a hook.
Or try the liaek-np style.
Or try to make a cross-fire crook,
Or arlve a. straight a trial.
No matter how It la I strive
To splinter up the sticks.
My ball will ramble riowu the
drive,
Hot standing; still la nnmber alx.
Probably now some bowling gent will
tell ua No. 6 doesn't stand up as often
as seven or ten or some other pin, but
we hadila get a word that rhymed.
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