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Washington 7S Fourteenth St., N. W. CORRE6PONDENCB. Addreaa rommtmlcarlona relating to newa an1 edW to rial matter to Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. OCTOBER CIRCULATION 54,744 Sta af Kerarta. County of Dooglaa, aa: Dwlght Williams, circulation manager of Tha Baa FeMlehlng company, being duly aworn, aaya that tha wM olreulaUoa tor the month of Octoker, 111, waa M.T44. DWIOHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Subecrlbed la my presence and aworn to bafora toe, tbla ad dar of November, Ida. ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Public Sabar libera tearing tha city temporarily abonld bare The Bee mailed to them. Ad dreaa will be chanced aa often a reqoeated. Jj aTevexaser Thought for th Day Seacraaf hy Mmrtkm L. WaI "AoMs deedt art hld in honor, Bui tk wide world tadly needs Hart$ of patUnot to urori TKt worth oftommon deeds." Not quite one month left now for the early Cbrlatmaa shopper. However, that Judicial plum will be an ac ceptable decoration for a Christmas tree. Time ia eliding along on treated groove". "Cbriitmaa don'ta" are beginning to bloom. In Juetico to Utah's firing aquad, it ehould be aaid that they harbored no grudge againtt poete. Tha new Welfare board la admoniehed not to tolerate too much fowl talk at the poultry bow. Cheer up! The Congreaalonal Record will resume bualneaa at the old atand ahortly and en banco the gayety of the country. ' Picturing "Woodrow as a waiter bringing in the tray of turkey, gives a tort of ironical twlat to hie policy of "watchful waiting" In Mexico. Offers of easy money on Nebraika elate se curity flatters native pride, but it Is still more comfortable to avoid semi-annual remittances. Note that the Liberty bell and "Billy" Sun day both honored Syracuee with their pretence a', one and the tame time without crowding one another. Prohibition of "gun toting" by questionable characters Is a kind of prohibition whose en forcem'dt would Invoke no protest from any law-aMdlng citlien. After as expenditure of 122.500 of fundi not their own, two Cbicagoans are convinced that the Wall street game It unbeatable. There re a multitude of others. Nebraska's Junior senator la opposed to any preparedness plan, but he is ready to show us how to get the money for preparedness by put ting a good, stiff tax on million-dollar Inheritances. What's thlst Another mammoth auto con cern to put up a branch factory In Kansas City? If good things like this are being paaaed around. Omaha wants a few and should not be content with lest than 1U share, r ' Coastwise newapapera enle the gayety of the season by pretending thai congressional "pork" is confined to rivers and postofficea. Ignoring the bacon In useless navy yards and ttatlons. Necessity Is the spur of enterprise. The production of American dyeatuffs amounted to 3.000 tons the year before the war. Blockade of the foreign product promises to lift this year'a output to 16,000 tons. In this, as in other respects, Europe's misfortune accelerates America's commercial Independence. j 1 aias 1 Thle Thanksgiving day waa celebrated with a multi tude of activities. Unloa services were held at the Kouotae Memorial church, participated la by Bev. J. & Det waller, the pastor; Ray. George E. Albracht superintendent of the German Home; Bev. W. H, Brueebert, Evangelical church; Rev. E. B. Graham, United Presbyterian; Rev. A. F. Sherrtll. First Coa Sreeatlonel; Bev. Dr. Stone, Baptist; Rev. J. W. Har ris. First Baptist; Rev. P. A. Edqulet, Swedish Bvaa Selieai; Rev. Ins ram. First Christie; Rev. Q. 8. Peiton, Third Congregational The three Presbyterian churches held a united eervtce at the First Presbyterian, conducted by Reverends Haraha, Hall and Blayney. Tha Omaha Turner society save a grand anni versary exblbltoo and ball. Tha prise winners were Frank Langs, Tony Morovac, Robert Rosenswelg August SpUeka. E. Wurtn, end Fred Freuhauf. The Omaha Oun club pulled off aa all day meet at Aluletie park. Tha high men ware Kay, Lane, Hughes, and W or ley. he claaa In entomology at tha High school gave an eahlbitloa of beautiful bugs, under tha direction of ther teacher. Mtse Wary Harris. literary exer cises were participated la by Messrs OUroore C. Pm-e. Harry McCorr&lck, Charlie Meyers. Emll Karl bach, r 14 Montmorency. Stuart Shears, and tha IWfWy. Burtha oM. Carrie House, Fannla Ta)lr. Neva Turner, and Anna Young. Bryan on the 1915 Election!. If any one who apeak t ss a democratic leader can look through roty-hued spectacles despite surrounding gloom, it Is our many times distinguished Nebrasksn, Wllllsm Jen nings Bryan. Thrice has our honored fellow citizen been a disappointed candidate for pre! dent, but each tlmo he baa come bark promptly with the assurance that the protpects for demo cratic victory at the next election were never brighter. Reading the signs of the times today, how ever, Mr. Bryan is by no means insuring. "The elections of 1915," he says In the latent Issue of bis Commoner, "serve as a warning to the democratic party. They Indicate that the pro gressives have returned to the regular republi can party and the democrats can no longer hope to win by division In the ranks of the opposl tlon; neither can the democrats afford to dally with vital lasuea. Tn Massachusetts our candi date for governor, an able man with a splendid official record, wss defeated. In Kentucky the democratic candidate, Congressman 8tanley, made an admirable record In congress and la a great campaigner, but he waa badly handicapped by the position taken by the party." But Mr. Bryan never shuts the door of hope or fails to find a rainbow strand somewhere. "While the elections contain a warning," be adds, "there is no reason why a democrat should be discouraged. If the party will take up the reform work where it was left at the last congress, adopt cloture, proceed to carry out the platform and add to its record on economic questions, it has no reason to fear the cam paign of J16". There, then, Is Dr. Bryan's prescription, freely offered to the democratic party to cure it of what alls It. If It does not take the medicine according to directions, it must prepare for the worst. The only open question is whether the admonition "to proceed to carry out the platform" Includes the plank pledging the nominee to the principle of a one term presidency. South American Trade. Treasury department statistics show that trade with South American countries has dou bled since the outbreak of the war In Europe. In theory, the trade of South America with out side nations belongs to the United States in a large measure, but facts have always confounded theory In this lnitanoe. The building up of this business has been the dream of economists and statesmen In the United States, the late James O. Blaine fathering the flrat organised and sys tematic move to divert it in this direction. Others have since done much, notably Ellhu Root, while secretary of state, but in spite of all this the South Americans have not traded with us as much as natural tendencies would indicate they would, though some progrete has been made. The war, however, has so disorganised trade conditions In Europe that much of the business has been diverted to this country. Ob taining it now, however, is an easy proposition compared with the one to follow holding it after the war Is over. That European manufac turers will permanently surrender this rich field without a struggle is not to be supposed, but, on the contrary, the best opinion Is that with the war ended these nations will seek out foreign trade with greater energy than ever. They have so wasted their own resources and domestic con suming power by the destruction of war that other outlets must be found for manufactures, and it will be a fight for existence with them, and American producers, if they would hold the field must entrench themselves while they have the opportunity or be compelled to surrender what they have gained. Eights of Stockholder!. Recent events In the reorganisation program tf several large corporations evidently have caused a new light to dawn on men whose In tel etts are centered more on the corooratloa as an entity than on the stockholders who really tompnse it. An interview with one of the loading bankers of New Tork, whose firm fig ures prominently In corporate finances, indi cates as much. In speaking of the reorganiza tion of a big railroad in which the stockholders upset the plan, he said that at first he refused to hear the man who led the fight for the stockholders, but that subsequent developments had convinced him that In such matters in the past the banking and big interests had regarded the properties sad determined their financial needs, both in receiverships and la operating solvent companies, from reorganization and ex pansion Ideas, without regard to the rights of investment stockholders, but that recent events t-.utt force a different procedure. He con cludes that If Wall atreet does not wish to lose Its standing before investing stockholders throughout the country it must consider not only the needs of the property and Wall street ptoflts, but the rights of investment stock holders. The logle of this should be apparent to all. While the big financial Institutions provide the money for railroad and other corporate financ ing, the primary sourco of the money is the widely distributed investing public. The mil lions poured Into such enterprises are made up tf the hundreds and thousands that come from all over the nation, and If the faith of these people who provide the money is permanently alienated from the banking centers and Invest ment houaea, this stream will dry up or de crease materially In volume. That recent events ill evolve a cure for all the Ills of crooked financiering would be too much to expect, for s.mllar lights have dawned on Wall street be fore, but each one has left aa impression, and recent exposures and contesta win doubtlaas tend to check for a time at least some of the plundering of the public and lead in the end to a better appreciation of the fact that mutual fair dealing will produce the best results for eJl. If the parole bualneaa were operating to turn criminal characters loose In Nebraska alone we might put some check upon it. but, unfortu nately, the parole mills are grinding convicts out from prison walls In more than half of the states of tbe union and. once out. they roam at large until they strike some community in which they come to grief. ??,l,1tssssatssMaeatsB Twenty-six tralnloada of the half fialahed product of war reached the hospitals of Parts in one day recently. Similar proportionate fvcords are frequent at the repair shops of all warring nations. The finished product of war is confined to the names on the mortality Rata. Appalling are the crimea committed In the name of civilisation. Sidelights on Suicide I Fred L. Mot t maa la Tha Boectator. CJ UICIIM3 aa a life Insurance, problem has t- O trarted the attention of executive officers, actu arlea, medical directors and others for man. years. The literature of tha auhject la quite extensive, but generally Inarcesslhle to the student of life In- aurance methods and results. One of tha earliest con tributions Is by R. Thompson Jopllng, In the flrat volume of the Journal of the Institute of Actuaries (the Assurance Magailne for MM), followed by an other In the second volume flr, and a dlacusalon by Samuel Brown, and a contribution by Dr. 1. W. Eastwood, In the twentieth volume. Issued In 1RT, The practice had been common from the outset of Insur ance developments to decline the payment of suicide claims. Irrespective of whether sane or Insane, upon the offer of the return (1) of the premium paid, and (2) of the accumulated reaerve. Among the more Important American contribu tions to the subject of suicide In Ita relation to life Insurance a brief reference may be made to an ad dress by Ralph W. Breckenridge to the Life Under writers' association at Chicago In If, which la sum mnriied In the statement that a restrictive suicide clause Is more In conformity to sound public policy than excessive liberality. This Important contribution Includes many references to the International litera ture and also to tho available Insurance experience data, extending. In some cases, over a long period of years, with a due regard to the exposed to risk ac cording to age and duration of Insurance. The foregoing observations Indicate a broad and growing interest In the more technical aspects of the suicide problem. There has been no thorough Inquiry Into the subject with a due regard to actuarial methoda, making the necessary corrections for varla tlona in tha age and aex distribution of the Insured, and most of all tha duration of Insurance. Oeneral medical statistics of life Insurance companies are not strictly comparable on account of the widely varying length of actual experience. The Indications are that In life Insurance experience as well aa among the population at large, the eulcjde rate Is on the Increase. The Important conclusion is once mora confirmed by the suicide returns of American cities for the year 1911 Tha results of analysis of our compilations ara In practical conformity to the corresponding statistics published In tha Spectator for 1918. The aeven cities which ahow tha highest suicide ratea are San Fran cisco, Ban Diego, Sacramento, Hoboken, St. Louis, Loe Angeles and Oakland. All of these cltlea show rates of S2.0 per 100,000 of population and over and, with tha exception of 8t Louis and Hoboken, an ln creaae In tha rata and only two ehow a alight decline. Out of the 100 clUea under review fifty-one ahow an Increase and forty-eight ahow a decrease during 1914, aa compared with 1904-1911. The aulcide rate In small cities u.. than In very large cltlea. For email cltlea the average ran, was . per wu.ouo population, which Increased to IS.?, or 4 per cent, during 1914. Tor cltlea with 250,010 population and over the average rate of 20 4 Increased to il.S, or !. per cent In other words, the actual and relative Increases in the sulolde ratea were practically tha same In both groups of communities. ,(v-,Th UlcW r"" ,or 19,4 WM th hls-het since 190B, and the third highest during tha twenty years under review. The --v.-Mw.i aujtiuvB iu uuainenB fallurea la only pronounced under exceptionally dis turbed business conditions which appear not to have prevailed In tha country at large, but which Beamingly affected tha exceaslva aulcide rate returned for the cltlee of tha Paclflo coast This aspect of the suicide problem has not been thoroughly Investigated, but the Indications are that OR thai ha arisi a . ...i.n a analyala of tha two aeta of retuma for tha lva prln clpal geographical divisions of tha country a fairly close degree of correspondence would be shown to eilat If nn.i k. w... ...w... uuviuus, oi course, tnat tha num. rtSkf Af Klialnaaa It... - . ,.,,. reelects in a measure the social and economlo eondlttona affecting tha popula tion at lara-e. Onlv . . - ' - ""j inouncea ana extended, aa well aa nation-wide, economlo depression Would, however ha Hk.lv .w. . - -- ' - un soneraj aulcida rate. In a number of Individual Instancea, however there la a direct relation between business fallurea and suicides, resulting in M...n . distress ui economio Ltei,it0n !". f,,cte,, to the apparently Increasing number of aulcide. reaultlng from mere augge.tlon of prevteua cases of self-murder In the same family. A typical case waa reported from Springfield, Mast where a woman committed aulcide in exactly the same manner as her husband had done a year pre T. " W" comPt or another aulcide '. h Jm"" of W dot friend of tne woman, who had apparently ended her life In a similar manl ner. Such caae. are reported with tncr-tetng frequency th'0,t ,,rtOU P"hns. J gardlng the future. The pchology of augge.tlon e.duXC h"n!r'Jcted "nch of modem medicine anS education. Tha aver present poMlbllltle. of .elf. murder, regardl... of an ov.rwhelmlng amount of evidence, are generally dl.regard.d ami treated lightly av,a where the Indication, point .trongly in tha direc tion of unsoundness of mlnd. tha?! f'or' " nm,nI" mmon now done six year, before, .Imply because he had been reproved by hi. mother for .moklng. AiJo l case Lrr Mount Vernon- w-h- - Vy u yeare of age. who, upon being reproved by hla mother fife e,UT,"rf WUh M" yOUn" 'l'' '- hi. life by blowing out hi. brain.. Anothe? c.ae was r. ported from New Tork City, where M yeer. .hot hlmaelf because he believed him Jf " ba Incurable of an ailment, the nature of wWch was Tlr? ,h neW,pa amount. All au'h caaea Indicate a decided tendency toward moral and mental deterioration, and they emphasllf ,h7gecy of greater caution on tha part of llf. Insurance Penlee la the aasumptlon of risk., especially f or UrT. amounts and tha Justice of a aulcidT c .use whh adequately protect. .11 ,h. policyholo.r. against advert -lection duringjha flrat year of ln.ur.ca . . T,n, mo5ern Increase In suicide la. In part attrlb Utebla to exceptionally convenient facilities for .elf ro,rrK,"rtiCU,ar,y by P"on- Th "wre, .how ; for both .exea, combined, aulcide. by poison ara i. nearly aa frequent a. sucl,e by flrearma i nrooort to population . m. ,ulcM. rl.M of population .gains, . fem.,6 r(tU of 7 huTJh. wneTr W thVUe declde more pronoun" when tha aeveral methoda or means of LZ waa the most common, accounting for a rat. of s.4 per 100.000 of population, followed by .1! phyxiatlon with a rata of i na h'd y " .tranguletlon . Hr.. w,th .,.."0,. tfve.y X Throughout, for all .pacified wih i fo, male, ara decidedly ,n exceM of tha Vrrlpon : w ofThm sssssz b-Fv cent. It would aeem perfectly feasible to hn. .k7. tubstaatUl reduction , therequ.cyof "u"'. Poison In tha direction of more restrictive Vnd evea drastic legislation limiting the condition, under wWc. Poleon oaa ba obtained. Much of the ion applie. to the 1. of rtre.rma ' COnC,U" .,a TXT h,tev Pomt of view the .ubject I. con eldered It la quite clear that tha Increasing frequency of aulcide In the United State, demand, the moat earnest consideration of thoae who may ba In a Position to direct public attention to one of the moat aerloua problems of the present day. The Klad She Wasted. The much-traveled young maa had Juat returned from foreign climes, and, of course, he must entertain hla rich old auat (with whom he waa la Iavor with stories of tha wonderful aighta he had aeea. Ye.." ha aaid, la tha course of hla remarks, "there ara aome spectacle, that can never be forgotten. "Dear me!" exclaimed the abseat-eitnded old lady; I do wltt you would get me a pair of them. John." -Washlngtoa K,y Smi BlTt,t-f-W- fo- M teelaalnrtl. MEMPHIS, Tenn.. Nov. 24-To the Edi tor of The Re: It has long been urged that the MlselKslppI river ought to be provided for by congress In a aeparate and independent bill. Just as waa done In the case of the Panama canal, and the work undertaken In a comprehensive and systematic manner and pushed rapidly to completion. In all probability a measure will he framed and presented to the next con gress to have this great river dealt with in such a way. " On October 25 there me,t here in Mem phis a number of the senators and con gressmen from the riparian state. In conference with members of the Missis sippi river commission and presidents of the local levee boards, when the whole matter waa thoroughly discussed and It waa decided to frame such a measure and oresent It at the next session of congress. This conference, to be held on November 29. In Washington, will be participated In by all senators and con gressmen desirous of having something done In a definite and specific manner. looking toward tbe solution of the Mis sissippi river problem. .We are sending you a copy of a re port of (he Mississippi Uiver Levee asso elation to date, from which you will see that public opinion throughout the United States seems to be unanimous In ravor or the Mississippi river being treated In a business-like way. inde pendent of the river and harbor bill. JOHN A. FOX. Secretary Mississippi River Levee Asso ciation. The Armenia as. uiuun. men., Nov. 25. To the 'Editor of The Bee: In order to under stand the Armenian atrocities we must understand their history. Geographically a. well aa topographically Armenia I. the key to the Anatolian peninsula and the lowland of Mesopotania. A. the Balkan atate. are the key to Constanti nople so la Armenia the key to the In dependence of the Turkish empire. At present the Armenians are divided among Russia, Turkey and Persia. Since the breakup of the Armenian kingdom In the fifteenth century they have always been under different alien rulers. There are four Important races tn the Caucasus, namely: the Georgians, the Armenians, the Tartars and the Rus sians. The Tartars and the Armenians occupy the eastern provinces. The Armenian people number In all some 1,000,000 souls, in the Caucasus there are about 1,200.000, in Asia Minor 1,600,000 and a few hundred thousand In Persia and the rest are scattered all over the world. In the towns the Armenian, often con- stltute a majority, but in tha rural dis tricts they are usually outnumbered by the Tartar. In Transcaucasia, or by the Turk, and Kurd. In A.ia Minor. The population of Armenia contalna a greater variety of elementa than any other country of tha same site in the world the - languagea are estimated at forty-five. But the great majority of these races are mere fragment, of a few thousands, in tome caaea hundreds, of persons. . In the eighteenth century tha Russians began the conquest of Armenia, which after a series of war. was completed with the occupation of Kars and Batum in 1878 by virtue of the Treaty of Ber lin. It waa then that the Armenian des tiny became an international problem. The six powers of Europe solemnly pledged themselves to Introduce, through the sultan, administrative reforms into the provinces Inhabited by the Arme nians. Tha sixty-first article of the treaty stipulate, that "Tha sublime porta un dertakes to carry out, without further delay, tha Improvements and reforma do manded by local requirements in the provinces Inhabited by tha Armenians, and to guarantee their aecurlty against the Circassians and Kurds." In spite of that treaty the Armenian, were butchered and outraged In 1894 and hardly anything waa done to save the handful of atray sheep from the hungry wolf that la the Ottoman empire. The Armenians crave for a fair op portunity to develop themselves. They ask to be treated aa men and women. They plead to be allowed to live a. free cltlsens of the Ottoman power. At present whole villages sre being wiped out by fire, sword snd deporta tion. It la estimated that already 80O.OW have perished at the hands of the Turks and Kurds In their fiendish "holy war." Tha Innocent Armenian are paying the penalty of the nation.' mutual rivalries and Jeapulet. The United Btate. 1. tinder obligation to Intervene In behalf of the Armenlana for tho following reasons: The United States, single handed. Is more powerful than the six powers of Europe, because It cannot ba 'accused of motives of ter ritorial aggrandizement In any effort put forth for the welfare of the people of Turkey. The voice which defended the cauaa of Cuba which remonstrated with Roumanla and Russia In behalf of the persecuted Jews, which stopped the par tition of China among the European powers, which spoke to Belgium In tha Interest of the native of Congo that same voice ought to speak again In dis tinct human accent in the ear. of Europe. Thu. peace and order may come out of chao. to bles. the people of Ar menia. Meanwhile the atrocities are going on without Interference. If thu surface of the globe were paper, tha trees pens, the lake. Ink and all our civilised nations were writers. 1 assure you a millionth part of the cruelty and desolation could not be expressed. FELIX NEWTON. Mavy l.e.s.e Aaaoaaremr at. OMAHA, Nov. 26. To the Editor of Tha Bee: By way of Illustrating a point In a publlo address, John Wanamaker of Philadelphia made this statement: "Oeneral Grant. In proposing the health of Sir William Armstrong at a dinner, laid his hand upon a lou-ton gun and aaid the Inventor of it had produced tha moot wonderful peace-compelling imple ment the world had ever seer.." There are many Instancea proving the truth of Washington's axiom: "To ba prepared for war is one of the most ef fectual means of preserving peace." These quotation. Illustrate the attitude of tbe Navy League of tha United tHatea, which advocates a stronger navy aa a meana of Insuring peaceful relatione with foreign nations. All the literature of the league supporta this view of tha case, and some of It points out the ac tual necessity for keeping a weather eye out for a poaaible, but not inevitable storm. The Nebraska section of the league is sending out free literature upon request We ask all university and high achool debating trams to raise the question for I dUcuxiiun. aad we ask all coouuerclal clubs snd other organization to adopt resolutions favoring a stronger navy. ARTHUR C. SMITH. President Nebraska Section. Tips on Home Topics Washington Post: It alwsy. cheers a man on his way home swelling with big tiews to be informed on arrival that the furnace la out Chicago Herald: Nebraska appears de tei mined to put some candidate for the ieubllcan presidential nomination before the public If It take, all winter. Brooklyn Eagle: John Rrisbin Walker la still one of the bitterest foes of pre paredness. What he learned at West Point at the expense 0 an Indulgent govr ernment has been all too easily forgotten. Springfield Republican: When Justice Ilughea was an avowed candidate for the republican nomination for president In l!s western state, like Nebraska did not lally enthuslastlcallyto hi. support In the republican national convention. But to- nsy the desire to nominate Mr. Hughes appears to be consuming In the valley of ti e Platte ashlngton Post: The .tory of business Improvement and development in this tnlon for the last fifteen month. I. the most wonderful and amasing that has ever had a place in the annala of time. He that runs or walks In any town or city or district of the United States can reao it easily, and, if an American, with the utmost satisfaction. Prosperity Is here to stay for decades if rightly treated. Washington Star: Those Nebraska ad mirers of Justice Hughes have erred on two points: (1) They should have applied lor permission to use his name, and (2) tnty should not be talking now about "conscription." Their first offense must have grown out of a conviction that tuch "a request by them would be denied. All the more bound should they have con sidered themselves, therefore, not to pro ced. They should have respected the easily Inferred feelings of the eminent Jurist. When they neglected or refused to do that they were guilty not only of a discourtesy, but of a personal injury. Neither," replied the Ma.tor. "They merely take up a lot of snsie that might I better devoted to the llkker." Clncln- rau inquirer. "Who waa It," Inquired the studo "Don't ssk me" rejoined the superficial tersnn. "I never did pay much attention to weather prophets." Washington Star. A Pkie.n, KABARET PEAR MR. KABlBBlf, 1 HAr JILTED TWriVE f lAWCLS. AM I RIHTr HOW "bo I IO40W? to I StmIM FRONT Of YOUR HOUSE AWt COUNT- THEM COMING OUT.'. GRINS AND GROANS. The tramp looked over his dilapidated garments when at a safe distance from the farm house. "I can't .ee." he muttered, "why such a fuss is made over the dog's instinct In ettachlng himself to man." Baltimore American. "Will you have a cherry or an olive In your cocktail. Major?" asked the host. i'o you tax reminine wearing apparel on this planet heavily?" asked tha man from Mara. "Keally, I can t ay. Why do you ask that?" "1 thought maybe the ladies were on a strike." Louisville Courier-Journal. Mrs. Hlghupp They seem like a very chesn kind of people. Mrs. Way upp They certainly are. They aitunlly had the nerve to buy one of last ear's battleships and try to palm it oft aa a yacht. Puck. H ok us I actually caught Longbow tell in the truth yesterday. Pokus Wasn't he embarrassed? Hokus Only momentarily. He Immedi ately tried to lie out of it. Lira. OPPORTUNITY. Edgar A. Guest In Detroit Free Press. Men look for me beyond their doors, They think I dwell in places strange, in distant fields or foreign moor.. And oome their live, and thoughts to change. I have been likened to- a god That favor, few, and many spurns: P me think I am the maglo rod On which the wheel of fortune turns. Men pray to ma by night and day: They sit and count the golden sum That shall be theirs along the way In distant years when I shall oome. They fill their children's ears with tales Of splendors I alone bestow, A no many a man In anguish walls That 1 nave fallen bis wortn to know. What foolish superstition this! Relic of books on dusty shelve.! How can it be that men still miss That I am born within themxelvea; That I am with them every day. Whether they travel, far or near, Wsltlng to help them when I may. Ready their eager calls to hear? I sm that spirit of a man That make, him want to be his best; I am the seed of every plan He cherishes within his breast. Alone I'm nothing but a dream Ot what, perhaps, aome day may be; AP that I ever am or seem 7 he man himself must make of me. N AbsoIutelyPure Contains No Alum 3 1 g i TfNsa'jTrrfirriri'ri 111 ' ViTaiBT .77' 1 .laTiTriS 8 li- 1) 9 DISTINCTIVE CHRISTMAS GIFTS -gifts which era out of tfyj ordnaruare always to bo found at PEACOCK'S ttfyou do your Qirisbms sheppirw in Chicago, you will, oj course, expect to choosa some things at Peacock's, But if you cannot coma, send for our illustrated Shopping Guide St will enable you to se led by mail the gifts you want CD.PEACOCK JEWELERS ESTABLISH CO IS37 State C Adams Streets CHICAGO mm 3 it hi mi TOI LET & BATfoP