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CORRESPONDENCE. Address eommunlcaMona relating to nawa and) edi torial matter to Omaha Bee, Editorial DopartmeDt. OCTOBEn CIRCULATION 54,744 Want ait Nueniiia, County of Douglas, aa: DwtgM Wllllama, circulation manager of Tha Bea Publishing company, being duly a worn, aaya that tha avwrag circulation for tha month of Uctohar, Itla, 4.741. DwlrinT WILUAMR, Circulation Manager, ubacrlbed In my presence and aworn to baforo la, tbla id day of November, ROBERT U UNTK R, Notary Public. Subscribers leaving tha city temporarily should have The) Dm mailed to them. Ad dreag will ba changed aa often aa reqneated. sTevaaiTse Thought for thi Day Solotf Mmrikm L. Wart "JVob's deedt art Ktld in honor. But (Aa tuU world sadly netdi lUartt of potwiMM to unratxl Tk worth of tommon deads." Not quit on month left now for the early Christmas shopper. However, that Judicial plum will be an ac ceptable decoration for a Chrlatmaa tree. Time It gliding alone on created groove. "Christ mat don'tt" are beginning to bloom. "MMawnManMgj In Justice to Utah "a firing aquad. It should be aald that they harbored no grudge against poett. The new Welfare board It admontahad not to tolerate too much fowl talk at the poultry abow. Cheer up! The Congressional Record will reaume butineaa at the old atand ahortly and en hance the gavaty of the country. Picturing Wood row aa a waiter bringing in tha tray of turkey, glvea a tort of Ironical twist to bit policy of "watchful waiting" In Mexico. tMtHggWgBMgBaMaBBaBaaBBMjtl Offert of eaay money on Nebraska ttate te curity flatten native pride, but It Is still more comfortable to avoid semi-annual remlttancei. Note that the Liberty bell and "Billy" Bun day both honored Syracuse with their presence a, one and the tame time without crowding one another. Prohibition of "gun toting" by questionable character! it a kind of prohibition whose en forcement would Invoke no protest from any law-abiding citizen. t"aaaanwaaaBaagwagMgmnaaaaggwaaaaaaagi After an expenditure of 122.500 of funds not their own. two Chicagoana are convinced that the Wall atreet game it unbeatable. There are a multitude of others. Nebraska'a Junior aenator it opposed to any preparedneat plan, but he it ready to thow ut how to get the money for preparedness by put ting a good, stiff tax on million-dollar Inheritances. What's thiaf Another mammoth auto con cern to put up a branch factory in Kanaat CltyT If good thlnga like tbla are being passed around, Omaha wantt a few and ahould not be content with lest than ita share, r ' Coastwise newspapers enliven the gayety of the aeaton by pretending that congressional "pork" It confined to rlvera and poatofficea, ignoring the bacon in uaelaaa nary yardt and nations. Necessity It the apur of enterprise. The production of American dyeetuffa amounted to 2.000 tona the year before the war. Blockade of the foreign product promises to lift this year'a output to ! 6,000 tont. In this, at In other reapectt, Europe' misfortune accelerate! 'America! commercial independence. .27" This Thanksgiving day waa celebrated with a multi tude of ec-Uvltlra. Union aervtree were held at tha Kouata Memorial church, participated la by Rav. J. & Datwellar. tha pastor; Rav. Oaorga E. Albracht. superintendent of the German Home: Rav. W. H. Bruechert, Evangelical church: Rev. E. B. Orahajn, United Presbyterian; Rev. A. F. Bherrill, Flrat Con gregational; Rev. Ir. Stone, Baptist; Rev. J. W. Har ris. Flrat Baptlat; Rev. P. A. Edqulst Bwedlsh Bvan BellcaJ; Rav. Ingram. Klrat Chrlattaa; Rav. a. g. Pelton, Third Congregational. Th thro Presbyterian ehurchea held a United aervtoa at tha First Preabyterian. conducted by Reverende Hareha, Hall and Blarney. Tha Omaha Turner society gave a grand anni versary exhibltoa and ball. Tha prts wtnnara were Prank Lance, Tony Morovac, Robart Roaanswetf. Auguat Sptteka, K. Wurm, and rrad Prauhauf. Th Omaha Oun club pulled off aa all day meet at Atbietlo park. Tha high men ware Kay. Lane, llugbaa. and Worley. ha claaa In entomology at tha High achool gave an ashlblUoa of beautiful buga. under tha direction of their teacher, Mia llary Harrta. Literary eier ciata ware partlclat4 la by trl. GUmora C. Pile, Harry WcCorn.ick, Charlie Meyers. Kmll Kar tach. r rd Monunorenry, Htuart Ihtn, and tha MiMrs HefWy. Rertha t. Carrie Houa. Kannia Talor, Nv Turner, a&d Anna Young. Bryan on the 1915 Elections. If any one who speaks aa a democratic leader can look through rosy-bued spectacles deeplte aurroundlng gloom, it It our many times distinguished Nebraskan, William Jen nings Bryan. Thrice bag our honored fellow citizen been a disappointed candidate for presi dent, but each time he has come back promptly with the assurance that the prospects for demo cratic victory at the next election were never brighter. Reading the signs of the times today, how ever, Mr. Bryan It by no means assuring. "The elections of 1916," he aaya In the latest issue of bit Commoner, "serve at a warning to the democratic party. They Indicate that the pro gressives have returned to the regular republi can party and the democrats can no longer hope to win by division In the ranks of the opposi tion; neither can the deraocrata afford to dally with vital laaues. Tn Massachusetts our candi date for governor, an able man with a aplendid official record, waa defeated. In Kentucky the democratic candidate, Congressman Stanley, made an admirable record In congress and is a great campaigner, but he wat badly handicapped by the ponltlon taken by the party." But Mr. Bryan never shuts the door of hope or fails to find a rainbow etrand somewhere. "While the elections contain a warning," he adds, "there la no reason why a democrat should be discouraged. If the party will take up the reform work where it waa left at the last congress, adopt cloture, proceed to carry out the platform and add to itt record on economic question, It hat no reason to fear the cam paign of 116". There, then, it Dr. Bryan's prescription, freely offered to the democratic party to cure It of what alia It. If it does not take the medicine according to directions, it must prepare for the worst. The only open question It whether the admonition "to proceed to carry out the platform" includet the plank pledging the nominee to the principle of a one term presidency. South American Trade. Treasury department statlsUct thow that trade with South American countries bat dou bled tince the outbreak of the war In Europe. In theory, the trade of South America with out tide natlont belonga to the United Statea in a large meaaure, but facta have always confounded theory In tbla Instance. The building up of this business hat been the dream of economist! and ktatesmen in the United States, the late Jamea O. Blaine fathering the flrat organized and sys tematic move to divert it In tbla direction. Other! hare tinea done much, notably Elihu Root, while tecretary of atate, but In spite of all this the South Americana have not traded with ua as much at natural tendenclea would Indicate they would, though tome progress hat been made. The war, howevtr, htt to disorganised trade conditions In Europe that much of the business hat been diverted to this country. Ob taining it now, however. It an eaty proposition compared with the on to follow holding it after the war it over. That European manufac turer! will permanently surrender this rich field without a struggle la not to be auppoted, but, on the contrary, the best opinion la that with the war ended thete natlont will aeek out foreign trade with greater energy than ever. They have to wasted their own resource! and domestic con suming power by the destruction of war that other outlets must be found for manufacture!, and It will be a fight for existence with them, and American producers, if they would hold the field mutt entrench themselves while they have the opportunity or be compelled to surrender what they have gained. Eights of Stockholders. Recent eventt in the reorganisation program ct teveral large corporations evidently have caused a new light to dawn on men whose In terests are centered more on the corporation at an entity than on the stockholders who really comprise it. An Interview with one of the loading bank era of New Tork, whoae firm fig ures prominently In corporate flnancea, Indi cates at much. In speaking of the reorganiza tion of a big railroad in which the stockholders upset the plan, he taid that at first he refuted to hear the man who led the fight for the rtockholdera, but that tubsequent development! had convinced him that In tuch matters in the past the bankjng and big interests had regarded the properties and determined their financial needs, both in receiverships and in operating aolvent companies, from reorganization and ex pansion ideaa, without regard to the righta of investment stockholders, but that recent events f.uat force a different procedure. He con clude! that if Wall atreet doea not wish to lose Ua ttandlng before Investing stockholders throughout the country it roust consider not only the needt of tha property and Wall street ptoflU. but the rightt of Investment stock holder The logic of thta ahould be apparent to all. While the big financial institutions provide the money for railroad and other corporate financ ing, the primary aourco of the money It the widely distributed Investing public. The mll llont poured Into tuch enterprises are made up tf the hundreds and thousands that come from all over the nation, and If the faith of theae people who provide the money It permanently alienated from the banking centon and Invest ment houses, thlg stream will dry up or de crease materially In volume. That recent eventt rill evolve a cure for all the lilt of crooked financiering would be too much to expect, for i.'mllar lighta have dawned on Wall street be fore, but each one hat left aa impression, and recent expos urea and contesta will doubtlaat tend to check for a time at least tome of tha plundering of the public and lead in the end to a better appreciation of the fact that mutual fair dealing will produce the best results for aU. If the parole bualneaa were operating to turn criminal characters loose In Nebraska alone we might put tome check upon It, but, unfortu nately, the parole mlUt are grinding cod vie ts out from prison walls In more than half of the atatea of the union and, once out. they roam at large until they strike tome community In which they come to grief. Twenty-tig traintoada of the half flalahed product of war reached the hoepitala of Parla la one day recently. Similar proportionate rcorda are frequent at the repair ahopa of all warring nationa. The finished product of war it confined to the namea on the mortality lists, ppalllng are the crlmea committed In the name of clrllliaUon. Sidelights on Suicide I YveWl T. 1TAr... u saw. ai.ua.a.. ' ' " aaaw aavt a sasavm aa a aaW eW ITm Wa SUICIIM3 aa a life Inaurancw problem has at tracted tha attention of executive officers, actu. arlea, medical directors and others for man, years. Tha literature of the subject la quite extensive, but generally Inaccesnlhla to the student of life In surance methods and resulta. One of the earliest con tributtona Is by R, Thompaon Jopllng, In the first volume of tha Journal of the Institute of Actuaries (th Aaiurance Magattno for lftM), followed by an other In the second volume 01). and a dlactisalnn by flamunl Brown, and a contribution by Dr. J. W. Eaatwood, In tha twentieth volume. Issued In 1S7S. The practice had been common from the outaet of Insur ance developments to decline th payment of sulrld claims, Irreepeetlve of whether sane or Insane, upon the offer of the return (1) of the premium paid, and (t) of the accumulated reserve. Among the more Important American contribu tions to the subject of suicide In Its relation to life Insurance a brief reference may be made to an ad dresa by Ralph W. Breckenridge to the Life Under writers association at Chicago In 104. which is sum marlxed In the statement that restrictive suicide clauae Is more In conformity to aound public policy than exceaalve liberality. This Important contribution Includes many references to tha International litera ture and also to tho available Insurance experience data, extending, In some cases, over a long period of years, with a due regard to the exposed to risk ac cording to age and duration of Insurance. The foregoing observations Indicate a broad and growing Intercet In th mora technical aapects of th aulclde problem. There has been no thorough Inquiry Into the subject with a due regard to actuarial methods, making the neceaaary corrections for varia tions In th aga and aex distribution of the Insured, and moat of all tha duration of Insurance. Oeneral medical statistics of lire Insurance companies are not strictly comparable on account of the widely varying length of actual experience. The Indications are that In Ufa Insurance experience as wall as among the population at large, the suicide rata Is on the Increase. The Important conclusion Is once more confirmed by the suicide returns of American cities for tha year 1914. Tha results f analysis of our compilations ara In practical conformity to tha corresponding statistics published In tha Spectator for 1913. Tha seven cities which ehow th highest aulclde ratea are San Fran cisco, San Diego, Sacramento, Hoboken, St Louis. Los Angeles and Oakland. All of these cltlea show rates of M0 pr 100.000 of population and over and, with tha exception of St. Louis and Hoboken, an In creaa In tha rat and only two ahow a slight decline. Out of the 100 cities under review fifty-one show an Increase and forty-eight show a decrease during 1314. aa compared with 1904-191S. The suicide rat In small cltlea la somewhat lesa than In very large cities. For small cities the average rate waa 17.8 per 100.000 population, which Increased to IS.?, or 4 par cent, during 1914. For cities with 25O,0tO population and over tha average rate of M.4 Increased to 11.2, or 3.9 per cent In other words, the actual and relative Increases In th suicide ratea were practically the aama In both groups of communities. Tha aulclde rate for 1914 waa the highest alnca 1909, and th third highest during tha twenty years under review. The correlation of aulctdea to business failures la only pronounced under exceptionally dis turbed business conditions which appear not to hava prevailed In tha country at large, but which aeemlngly affected tha excessive aulclde rat returned for th cities of th Paclfie coast This aspect of th sulclda problem haa not been thoroughly Inveatlgated, but tha Indication ara that on th basis of a specialised analysis of tha two aeta of return for tho five prin cipal geographical divisions of tha country a fairly close degree of correspondence would be shown to exist. It must ba obvious, of course, that tbe num ber of bualneaa fallurea reflects tn a meaaure tha social and economic eonditlona affecting tha popula tion at large. Only a thoroughly pronounced and extended, aa well aa nation-wide, economlo depression would, however, be likely to affect the general sulcij. rata. In a number of Individual Instancea. however there la a dlrct relation between buslneaa fallurea and suicides, resulting in consequence of economlo distress. Attention Is directed to tha apparently Increasing number of suicides resulting from mere suggestion of Preyloue case of self-murder In the same family A typical oasa waa reported from Springfield, Mass, wher a woman committed aulclde in exactly the earn manner aa her husband had don a year pre vious. Tha caa waa complicated by another suicide In the family of a very close friend of tne woman, who had apparently ended her life In a similar man ner. Such cases are reported with Increasing frequency r.W1Bt th mo,t 1ou aPPhenslons re. gardlng the future. The psychology of auggestlon la a much-neglacted branch of modern medldn and education. The ever present possibilities of self murder, regardlesa of an overwhelming amount of evidence, ara generally dlsregardtd and treated lightly even where the Indications point atrongly in th direc tion of unsoundnesa of mind. .h.-h'.'d ;U'C'd" M em,ny ""re common now ELaMlaVTEl A C'" tfPOna bTdrtnkinJ iL V" V Wh nd"1 by drinking poison In exactly tha way his father had done six yeare before, almply becaua he had been reproved by hie mother for amoklng. Also I caa. ST ,FT MUnt V"". Waah.. of a boy U year of age, who. upon being reproved by bla mother nr. kT'T wUh W" roUB" '(fr. .niT m. Ufa by blowing out hla brain.. Anothe? case waa re" ported from New Tork City, where a "o of year, .hot himself tcUse he believed h,maeif to be Incurable of an ailment, th. .tura of wWvh wit not disced , ,he newpap. amount, ai, .uc" cas indict a decided tendency toward moral and mental deterioration, and they emphaal., ,hVugency nIr.".KU,,0n " th' P4rt of "-urancerZ Panloa In tha assumption of risks, especially for lara. mount, and th. Justice of a aulcldT c ause whh adquat.ly protot. . ,h. policy hoW.r. .g.t adveraa -lection duringjhe firat year of ln.ur.nc. The modern Increase In suiclds Is. In part attriK Utah., to axceptlonally convenient f.CMtle. foj .e murder particularly by polaon. Th. figure, .how "a for both .exe. combined, suicide, by pol,n are now nearly a. frequent a. suclde by flrearnu? pror"?o" to popu auon th. male .ulc.d. rat. waa .Pp7ro of population a.ln.t a female rata of 7.4. buVtheaex whenT th'.rt' deC'de Prono.tneeo when th. a.v.r.1 method. 0r mean. , committing ! ' V i0"""''1- Among men It I. .hown that with J . popul"ttc--. "o ty PolsoJ w haraTaVzr S'"4 h""1n' " 'tln with a rata of IT. Among women aulclde by poin waa the moat common, accounting for a te h V.,1"' 100000 f PPUIo". flowed by ..! phyxlatlon with a rat. of it ,,. strangulauon and firearm.. wh ra.eVo'f Z.Z . Throughout, for all .pacified rnV'Z Tt tor malee ara decidedly In .xceaa of the corre-oond that of tha mal suMde. Jti p., nt wer, .,tr1b",.i" to thla .thod. and of th. .u.glde. of womenTj per cent. It would aeem perfec.ly faaalbl. to bring .bout a subatantlal reduction l 1t9mner of polaon In the direction of mora r.trlctlv, nd even drastic leglalatlon limiting th. condition, under whirt Polaon can ba obtained. Much of th. Mm. com-1 J alon appliea to th. sale of flrearma. From whatever point of view the subject la con aldared It 1 quit clear that th lncreing frequency of aulclde In th United Statea demande th moat aarnaat consideration of those who may ba In a Position to direct public attention to on of th moat serloua problems of tha preaent day. Tk Kind the Wanted. Th much-traveled young man had Juat returned from foreign cltraea, and. of course, h must entertain hla rich old aunt (with whom he waa la favor) with stories of th wonderful alahl he had seen. Yes." ha said, la tha course of hla remarks, "ther ara sum spectacle that can never be forgotten.' "Dear me!" exclaimed th absent-minded old lady; "I do wish you would get m a pair of them. John." -Washington Sty. 1Vf.ur TtlT-fcf-of-fr M tnxlaalnitl. MEMrillS. Tcnn.. Nov. 24-To the Edi tor of The Roe: It haa long been urejed that the MlaalKPlppt river ought to be provided for by congress In a separate and Independent bill. Just as waa done In the caee of the Panama canal, and the work undertaken In a comprehensive and systematic manner and pushed rapidly to completion. In all probability a measure will he framed and presented to the next con gress to have this great river dealt with In such a way. " On October 25 there me,t here In Mem phis a number of the senators and con gressmen from the riparian states In conference with members of the Missis sippi river commission and presidents of the local levee boards, when the whole matter waa thoroughly discussed and it was decided to frame such a measure and present It at the next session of congress. Thla conference, to be held on November 23. In Washington, will be participated In by all senators and con gressmen desirous of having something; done In a definite and specific manner, looking toward the solution of the Mis sissippi river problem. We are sending you a copy of a re port of the Mississippi River Levee asso ciation to date, from which you will see that public opinion throughout the United States seems to be unanimous In favor of the Mississippi river being treated In a business-like way. Inde pendent of the river and harbor bill. JOHN A. FOX. Secretary Mississippi River Levee Asso ciation. -- The Armenian., LINCOLN. Neb., Nov. 26. To the Editor of The Bee: In order to under stand the Armenian atrocities we must understand their history. Geographically as well as topographically Armenia Is the key to the Anatolian peninsula and the lowland of Mesopotanla. As the Balkan statea are the key to Constanti nople so la Armenia the key to the in dependence of the Turkish empire. At preaent the Armenians are divided among Russia, Turkey and Persia. Since the breakup of the Armenian kingdom in the fifteenth century they have always been tinder different alien rulers. There ara four Important races in the Caucasus, namely: the Georgians, the Armenians, the Tartars and the Rus sians. The Tartars and the Armenians occupy the eastern provinces. The Armenian people number In all some 2,000,000 souls. In the Caucasus there are about 1,300,000. n Asia Minor 1,600,000 and a few hundred thousand in Persia and the rest are scattered alt over the world. In the towns the Armenians often con stitute a majority, but In tha rural dis tricts they are usually outnumbered by the Tartars In Transcaucasia, or by the Turka and Kurds In Asia Minor.' Tha population of Armenia contains a greater variety of elements than any other country of tha aama slse In the world the languagea are estimated at forty-five. But the great majority of these races ara mere fragments of a few thousands, In some cases hundreds, of persons. ' In the eighteenth century tha Russians began th. conquest of Armenia, which after a series of wars waa completed with the occupation of Kara and Batum tn 1878 by virtue of the Treaty of Ber lin. It waa then that tha Armenian des tiny became an International problem. The six powers of Europe solemnly pledged themselves to Introduce, through the sultan, administrative re forma Into the provinces Inhabited by tha Arme nians. The sixty-first article of tha treaty stipulates that "Th sublime porta un dertakes to carry out, without further delay, the Improvements and reforma de manded by local requirements In the provinces Inhabited by the Armenians, aud to guarantee their security against the Circassians and Kurds." In splto of that treaty the Armenians were butchered and outraged In 1894 and hardly anything waa done to save the handful of stray sheep from the hungry wolf that la the Ottoman empire. The Armenians crave for a fair op portunity to develop themselvea. They ask to be treated aa men and women. They plead to ba allowed to live as free cltlsens of the Ottoman power. At Ptc sent whole villages are being wiped out by fire, aword and deporta tion. It la estimated that already 800.000 have perished at tha hand of the Turka and Kurds In their fiendish "holy war." Tha Innocent Armenians are paying the penalty of the nation.' mutual rivalries and Jealousies. Tha United States Is tinder obligation to Intervene In behalf of the Armenians for the following reasons: The United States, single handed, la more powerful than th. .Is power, of Europe, because It cannot ba 'accused of motives of ter ritorial aggrandizement In any effort put forth for the welfare of the people of Turkey. Tha voice which defended tha causa of Cuba which remonstrated with Rou mania and Rusaia In behalf of the persecuted Jews, which stopped th par tition of China among the European powers, which spoke to Belgium In tha Interest of the native of Congo that same voice ought to speak again in dis tinct human accent In the ear. of Europe. Thua peace and order may coma out of chao. to bless th. people of Ar menia. Meanwhile the atrocities are going on without interference. If thu surface of the glob, were paper, the trees pens, tha lakes Ink and all our civilised nations were writers, i assure you a millionth part of th cruelty and desolation could not ba expreased. KEL4X NEWTON. Navy l.rasi Assvssrfaeit, OMAHA. Nov. 26. To the Editor of Th Be: By way of Illustrating a point tn a public addresa, John Wanamaker of Philadelphia made this atatement: "General Grant, in proposing the health of Sir William Armstrong at a dinner, laid his hand upon a 100-ton gun and aald the Inventor of It had produced the most wonderful peace-compelling Imple ment the world had ever seen." Ther are many Instances proving tha truth of Washington's axiom: "To ba prepared for war la on of th moat ef fectual mean of preserving peace." These quotations Illustrate the attitude of th Navy League of the United (States, which advocatea a stronger navy aa a means of Insuring peaceful relations with foreign nations. All the literature of th league supports this view of th case, and some of it point out the ac tual necessity for keeping a weather eye out for a possible, but not Inevitable atorra. The Nebraska aectlon of the leagu la sending ut free literature upon request We ask all university and high school debating teams to raise th question tor discussion, and w ask all eoaunairbUgJ Tips on Home Topics clubs and other organizations to adopt resolutions favoring a stronger navy. ARTHUR C. SMITH. President Nebraska Section. Washington Post: It always cheers a mar on his way home swelling with big tiews to be Informed on arrival that the furnace Is out Chicago Herald: Nebraska appears de tei mined to put some candidate for the ebubllcan presidential nomination before the public If It Ukea all winter. Brooklyn Eagle: John Prisbin Walker Is still one of the bitterest foes of pre paredness. What he learned at West Point at the expense of an Indulgent govr ernment haa been all too easily forgotten. Spring field Republican: When Justice Hughes was an avowed candidate for the republican nomination for president In llius western states like Nebraska did not lally enthuslastlcallyto his support In the republican national convention. Rut to nsy the deelre to nominate Mr. Hughes appears to be consuming In the valley of ti e Platte Washington Post: The atory of business Improvement and development In this tnlon for the last fifteen months Is the most wonderful snd amasln'g that haa ever had a place in the annals of time. He that runs or walks In any town or city or district of the United States can reao It easily, snd. if an American, with the utmost satisfaction. Prosperity Is here to stay for decades If rightly treated. Washington Star: Those Nebraska ad mirers of Justice Hughes have erred on two points: (1) They should have applied lor permission to use his name, and (2) tnty should not be talking now about "conscription." Their first offense must hnve grown out of a conviction that such B request by them would be denied. All the more bound should they have con sidered themselves, therefore, not to pro ceed. They should have respected the easily Inferred feelings of the eminent Jurist When they neglected or refused to do that they were guilty not only of a ulscourtesy, but of a personal Injury. GRINS AND GROANS. The tramp looked over his dilapidated garments when at a safe distance from the farm house. "I can't see," he muttered, "why such a fuss is made over the dog's Instinct in eltachlng himself to man." Baltimore Amerlran. ''Will you have a cherry or an oIH-e In your cocktail. Major?" asked the hoat. 'Neither." replied the Major. "They roeiely take up a lot of spate that might I letter devoted to tha llkWer." Cincin nati Inquirer. "Who waa It," Inquired the studen "that suld after me the delude?" "Don t ask me " rejoined the superficial trson. "I never did pay much attention to weather prophets." Washington Star. KABiBBLE KABARET PEAR MR. KABlBPie, I HAVE JIOtD TWEIVE FIANCES AM 1 Rlfrffl"? HOW t0 1 KT40W? tXJl STTHD IN FRONT Of YOUR MOUSE AMD COUNT THEM COMlr, Our?. 'I "Do you tax feminine wearing apparel on this planet heavily 7" aaked tha man from Mars. "Really, I can't say. Why do you a sic that?" "1 thought maybe the ladles were on a strike." Louisville Courier-Journal. Mrs. HlRhupp They seem like a very cheap kind rf people. Mrs. Wayupp They certainly are. They actually had the nerve to buy one of last ear's battleships and try to palm It off aa a yacht Puck. t-Joktis I actually caught Longbow tell in.' the truth yesterday. Pokus Wasn't he embarrassed? Hokus Only momentarily. He Immedi ately tried to He out of It Lif. OPPORTUNITY. Edgar A. Guest In Detroit Free Press. Men look for me beyond their doors, They think I dwell In places strange, in distant fields or foreign moors, And come their lives and thoughts to change. I have been likened to-a god That favors few, and many spurns; Pme think I am the magio rod On which the wheel of fortune turns. Men pray to me by night and day; They sit and count the golden sum That shall be theirs along the way In distant years when I shall come. They fill their children's ears with tales Of splendors 1 alone bestow. Ana msny a man In anguish walls That I hava failed his worth to know. What foolish superstition this! Relic of books on dusty shelves! Mow can It be that men still miss That I am boin within themnelves; That I am with them every day. Whether they travel, far or near. Waiting to help them when I may. Ready their eager calls to hear? I am that spirit of a man That makea him want to be his best; I am the seed of every plan He cherishes within his breast. Alone I'm nothing but a dream Of what, perhapa, some day may be; AV that I ever am or seem 7 he man himself must make of me. IS AbsoIutelyPure Contains No Alum a f r ' ? He t 'II J v : -s e'3 M f-le 11 i til !f3 ii'l F ih.a MM 41 DISTINCTIVE CHRISTMAS GIFTS "gifts which era out of tha ordinaryaro always to bo found at PEACOCK'S (If you do your Christmas shoppiw in Chicago, you will, of course, expect to choosa some things at Peacock's, But if you cannot come , send for our illustrated Shopping Guide t will enable you to se lect by mail the gifts you want. CD.PEACOCK JEWELERS ESTABLISHED IS37 State C Adams Streets CHICAGO