TILT, mE: OMAHA, MONDAY. NOVEMBER 15, 1915. THE OMAHA DAILY DEE FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROSKWATKR. VICTOR ROSKWATER, EDITOR. Tho Beo Publishing Company, Proprietor. EEB BUILD1NO. FARNAM AND gEVENTgENTH? Enterrd at Omaha postoftlee sa sweond-class matter. TERMS Or SUBSCRIPTION. ' Ky carrier Py mall per month. per yr. Tallr and Sunday ro 1!1T without Hiinrtajr....' tO JOvenlng anil Sunday ne on Kvenlns without Sunday.... Sfo 4.00 funday Br only tun 1.00 Pent nolle of rbange of aldre or complaint! of Irregularity in delivery to Omaha Issa, Circulation Department. TtEMITTA NCR. Bemlt by draft, einreee or poetal order. Only two cent atampa received la paymnnt of small ao ooiinta eronal checks, except on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. . nrnnw, Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha 2718 N atreet. Council Bluffs 14 North Main street. Lincoln I.lttle Building. Chlcaro 01 Hearst Building. New fork Room 110. l Fifth avenue. St. Louie 608 New Bank of Commerce. Washington 7S Fourteenth BU. N. W. CORRESPONDENCE!. 'Address communications relating to news and edi torial matter to Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. OCTOBER cmcviiATiosr 54,744 State of Nehreeka, County of Douglas, aa: Dwlffht Williams, circulation iramfer of Th Bee Publishing company, being duly a worn, aaya that the average circulation for the month of Octoaer, 11. wma M.T44. D WIGHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my preeenoe and aworn to before me. this 2d day of November. 1914. ROBEKT HUNTER, Notary Public. Snbseribers leaving (be city temporarily abonld hAve The Dee mailed to them. Ad dreaa will be changed aa often aa re-quested. r irovembe li Thought for thm Day 5cfa by Cmrtrmim Warrtn "A pessimist U m man who am (m choict of two evil and chootei boiA." However, there la solaco for Colonel Bryan In the fact that Great Britain takes hie writings seriously. Winston Spencer Churchill has forsaken the 'ways of peace and gone to the front Now loon out for a bulge. Fifteen of the eighteen provinces of China hare spoken In favor of a monarchy. Vox popnll. Vox Tuan Shlh Kal. The only competition Wichita and Omaha should hare orer the murderous holdup man, is the competition to see to It that he rets what is coming to him. The administration is waking up to the fact that the task of drawing defensive plana la much simpler than the Job of getting the money. The 1 roblem orerflowa with worry. The relation of effect to cause is aa plain as a sawdust trail. Mr. Taft'a trumpet call for a revival of the paternal shingle la quickly an swered by a rise in the price of lumber. Beyond its novelty as an endurance test, living on IB and 19 cents a day gets little ap plause. Men hare gone fifty days on water and lemon Juice and escaped the undertaker. As a diagnostician of the temper of the I n I ted 8tates Dr. Dernberg is a respectable au thority. Extensive observation and a courteous Wit gave him an inside view of American diplomacy. That story about the Montana ranchman dropping $10,000 on a "sure-thing'' bet in Chi cago, only proves that the Mabray gang did rot exhaust the supply of "suckers' In their rperatlons around Council Bluffs. ' Economlo pressure Is responsible for the demand for plain, everyday masculine hats in England and France. Here is an opening for profitable speculation with the eadlea tossed Into the political rings of Nebraska, Officials of the Santa Fe are conducting' a "harmony tour" orer its lines, shaking hands with patrons and patting social cheer into the currents of business. Aa a business fetter the glad hand has the Judicial hammor beaten a mile. Designers and promoters of lodge rituals and ceremonies should keep tab on the mystlo rltea which mark the progress of the Japanese emperor to his crown. A change of scenery will be appreciated by the regulars, If not by the Initiates. A grouchy professor of fine art rudely slams real live art by asserting that women deck them selves In gay colors to attract attention. The pame brand of enrlous reasoning might charge the rainbow of self-glorlflcatlon or accuse the flowers in their season of billboard designs. To woman falls the task of airing life the charm of color, the glow of animated art, without which the dull dreary garb of man would fill the world vith gloom. The preeenoe of J. V. FarweU of Chicago In Omaha was takes full advantage of. lie addressed a meeting at the opera ttouae in the afternoon, and tn the even- ins spoke at the First Congregational church. jien uogan, me es-pugiiist, now engaged aa aa evangelist. Is In Omaha for several days, lie opened up with a talk at the Ft rat Baptlat church. Prof. Bauer, the well-known violinist, left Omaha with Kelly Mason's "Tlgera," he having been en gaged by the troupe as director. , Vr. Van Camp, formerly residing tn Omaha, bat now of Wlsaer, Is in the city, and about to leave for California. Lieutenant Chase and Mrs. Chase have rented house west of Colpetser's, wtih Mr. and Mre. Charles K. Taylor, where they wilt move ahortly, J. H. Green has been appointed traveling agent of the Union Pacific; with headquarters here. At the ' conclusion of Her. Mr. Detweller's sermon at Kountie Memorial church. Rev. C. M. Morton gave an address on the subject of Christian work tor young men. Mra. George A. McCoy Is offering a reward for the return of a mink boa lost on Ttilrtoenth avenue. Mrs. JT. B. Evans, northwest corner of Grant an1 I'hil fc'htrMan streets, wants a f !rl for general houae- orV , Can Hujhei Be Forced? The filing of a petition to place the name of Charles E. Hughes on the official ballot for the April primary In Nebraska as a candidate for the republican nomination for president Is likely to bring to a head the question whether the Judge will acquiesce in the use of his name. No dissent will be found anywhere to the proposition that Justice Hughes would be an ideal candidate to harmonise the republican elements and that, if nominated, his victory over Wilson would be fore-ordalned. The editor of Ihe Bee has been on record for some time as favoring Justice Hughes as a first choice, but along with most of his real friends has believed that the only possible way to secure his nomi nation would lie In centering upon Hughes after i was demonstrated. If it should be, that none rf the avowed candidates could command the necessary majority in the convention. The present effort to force Hughes out Into the open at this time Is lll-advlsed from every point of view. Justice Hughes cannot consent to Ms name going on the ballot and conscientiously remain on the supreme bench and even his uilence might be construed to be consent. Nor enn Justice Hughes afford to permit any coterie f f political self-seekers to use him to pull them selves up by their boot straps. If Nebraska were the only the direct primary state he might per- l aps Ignore the move, but the same condition voutd be sure to be presented In other states for Nebraska's primary does not come until the middle of April, while Minnesota, with a similar law, starts the ball In March. Tho misfortune Is that Justice Hughes may le driven to define his position so sharply as to remove himself completely from availability In he possible emergency when the convention might turn to him spontaneously and Issue a unanimous call for his leadership. Iowa's State Census Rg-urei. The preliminary announcement of the re sults of the state census taken in Iowa presents some Interesting figures. Of the 101 incor porated communities in the state designated aa cities the compilations show a gain in popula tion of 106,950, and the report indicates that practically all of the cities show a gain. The three showing the largest per cent of gain, Des Moines, Sioux City and Waterloo, account for 40,131 of this total of 101,860, which would Indicate the growth of the majority of the re mainder is not large when distributed among r.tnety-eight cities. The figures would be much more Interesting If they embraced the popula tion of the country and small villages, but these have not yet been compiled. The last federal census disclosed an actual decrease in rural and small village population, and it is likely the ctate compilation will show the same condition, though persistent effort has been made to coun teract the drift of population from the farm. The analysis of the population figures would indicate plainly, however, that only those cities chow an appreciable gain which have expanded their manufacturing industries or added new cnes. In other words, the cities and towns which depend for their sustenance upon agri cultural resources and rural trade have prac tically reached their maximum and can hope tor little further growth under present conditions. The gross farm production of Iowa and other states has not been incressed through the rredlum of employing more people, but by sub stituting more efficient machinery for the old, and the consuming public tributary to the smaller towns and cities not devoted to manu facturing is either stationary or decreasing, and vnder such conditions these towns can hope for little or no increase in population, while better means of communication are even robbing them cf much formerly tributory trade. These facta are things which stand out as the reasons for the showing made by the Iowa census and plainly Indicate the hope of towns and cities which are practically stagnant lies In building up an industrial population within themselves. Trend of Electrical Development Few people appreciate the growing use of electrical power, which is manifest not only by the increased number of plants for the develop ment of electrical energy, but more startling eilll. In the capacity of electrical generators. A technical Journal recently recorded the installa t on of a 30,000-kilowatt generator in Phila delphia and the contract for the construction of one for use in Chicago of 85,000 kilowatts. This same Journal, commenting on these two monster machines, the largest In the world, pre dicts that within five years generators of 50,000 kilowatt capacity will he built, as In recent years the power capacity bad increased about 5,000 kilowatts per year. Figures convey little idea of the immense power development of such ma chines, but by way of illustration it is said one could furnish power to drive lO.OOCt twenty-ton cars, or current for 2,000.000 twenty-candle power lamps. What this ability to create centrally such rest energy for industrial purposes and to dis tribute it over wide areas means to industrial development is almost beyond computation. The best of it Is that the power is available alike for the large and small user, and should help most the little manufacturer Just getting a start. Influx of European Crooks. One result of the European war generally overlooked is the influx of what are commonly denominated "high class crooks, or In other words crooks who play for big stakes, are edu cated, in outward appearance above the immi gration requirements and apparently people of affluence, They have in the past preyed upon people who visited the noted resorts of Europe, tut with the distraction of war they find their occupation, or rather their opportunity, gone and seek in America conditions more favorable for plying their trade. Their coming opens to the police, more particularly in the seaboard citlea, a task largely hew to them, for the crimi rials are of a type not common in the United States. To them are attributed the numerous big Jewelry robberies and tho like which have baf fled the police of the east, and give Indication that before long the officials all over the eoun try must commence to learn something new tn criminal detection. The United Btatea can well afford to forego thla acquisition incident to the var and atrlke a balance in thla item of foreign exchange. A majority of 460,000 against the New York constittluoa and 820,000 against a refer endum measure extending the terra of county officers from two to four years in Ohio, constl tute the most lmpresblve "political atrocities' of the late slectlop Analysis of Proposed National Prohibition TAX. J. TTTEW., Treatment German-American AlUaooe of sTebraska. REFERRING to the article from the Boston Tran script's Washington correspondent reproduced In The Bee under the heading "The Prohibition Pro gram." It appears that he makes the popular mutant of mentioning only the liquor Interests aa In opposition to prohibition. The prohlbltlonlats, of course, want to make It appear that the liquor lntereeta. I. e., the manufacturers and aellera. are the only onea opposing prohibition, and every argument pro and con aeema to be made with that aerloua error. The fact that there are tena of thousands of purchasers for every manufacturer, and hundreda of buyera for every seller. and that these many millions of purchasers demand not only the right, but the opportunity to purchase. Is carefully concealed on the one hand and over looked on the other and so la the fact that there are other millions who may be quite Indifferent about drinking themselvea, but who denounce It aa unwise. Inexpedient or wrong In principle to Interfere with th privilege of others; and also that there Is another great mass of people who, while In favor of local prohibition, are firmly convinced that national legls- latton on that aubject would be a grave blunder. The apparent alienee of all theae people as to any public manifestation Is not lack of Interest, but lack of cour age and opportunity to voice their aentlmenta, and partly perhaps inertia caused by Ignorance of the consequences of national prohibition. The plan of the Antl-flaloon league la to Impose prohibition laws flrat upon citlea, then upon counties, and gradually extending to states. To accomplish thla In a state, for Instance, they will have embodied In the state law a special proviso permitting the indi vidual to purchase from outside of the state whatever liquor he wants, knowing full well that without such proviso the proposition would be turned down at the polls. They make the voter believe that opposition H only to the saloon, and concede his right to use and order liquors from other states, so as to secure, for the time being, his support of the prohibition law. They carefully conceal, however, the ultimate plan of making by that proeeas enough dry states to accom plish eventually national prohibition, which would absolutely make It Impossible to purchase liquors any where In the United States, or to import them from other countries, thus taking away entirely the oppor tunity to purchase, which is equivalent in effect to taking away the tight to use liquors, except those which the individual oould manufacture himself. The Ingenuity of the prohibitionists in making propaganda with members of congress is contained In the following argument of William H. Anderson, state superintendent of the Anti-flaloon league of New Tork: Tfca Antuftalnnn less-iie la not asklnr anv member cf congress to declare that he la In favor of national prohibition, but almpiy tnat ne anan noi oecome an avowed exponent and protector of the liquor traffic by refusing to vote to allow the people of the nation by states, througb their representatives, to determine that question in the manner provided therefor by the framera of the constitution. The danger in euch doctrine as affecting the duties and responsibilities of congress, and as being oppose' to the spirit of representative government, must be obvious to all thinking citizens. The constitution gives to two-thirds of the members of both houses of con gress the right to propose amendments, which there after become part of the constitution only "when ratified by the legislatures of three-fourths of the several states," each state having uniformly one vote. The wise proviso requiring a two-thirds vote in the house and senate is evidence that the framera of the constitution recognised the serious responsibility of congress in proposing such amendments, which is much more than a mere ministerial function of sub mitting questions to state legislatures. The responsi bility is all the more serious because our method of amending the constitution is anything but a recognition of popular majority. After an amendment Is proposed to the atates by a two-thirds vote of congress, it must be ratified by three-fourths (now thtrty-slx) of the states. This ratification, however, is not limited to any specific period and may extend, therefore, over any number of years. Thus one state may ratify, through a ma jority vote of its legislature, this year, another state next year, a third state the following year and so on. thus finally, but maybe not for fifty years or mote lining up thirty-six states In favor of the amendment, which would then become part of the constitution. Now, mind you, and this la very important, no state which through its legislature has once ratified that particular amendment, can rescind its action. If, for Instance, state No. 1, which has ratified the amend ment thla i year, should in ten years or twenty years from now, Or In fifty years, through a large popular demonstration, wish to rescind the action of thla year's legislature, it is impossible for It to do so under the constitution, which to that extent is crude, insuffi ciently elastlo and unsatisfactory; It is especially so when considering that the states act through thalr legislatures Instead of through popular majorities; It Is more so because of the vast difference tn the population of the states, and nowlthatandlng that vast difference giving each each state one vote. This means that the atates of Nevada and Wyoming with 238,000 population can outvote the state of New York with over S.OOO.OOO people, a proportion of about one person outvoting thirty-six. The twelve largest states contain over 6". 000,000 people, the thirty-sis smallest states 40.fl00.000; yet these 40,000,000, through their state legislatures, would out vote (0,000,000. Now if national prohibition was adopted through these thirty-six smallest atatea with their 40,000,000 inhabitants, it would be against the opposition of 60,000,000 inhabitants of the twelve largest states. But. supposing that in a few years after the adoption of that amendment, the nation found It entirely un satisfactory and wanted to retrace Its steps, how could it do so, and what might happen under our constitu tional provisions for amending that InatrumentT Con gress could by a two-thirds vote propose an amend ment to annul the prohibition amendment, thus sub mitting it again to the several atate legislatures. Sup posing then that the thirty-five largest states with nearly 87.000,000 Inhabitants, through their state legis latures, would ratify thla laat amendment effecting abolition of prohibition, and supposing the thirteen smallest states with 4,K0,000 people would hold out against such abolition It would mean that 4,S.4.0OA people could dictate to 87,000,000 people what they shall not do. Under such conditions it would seem highly im portant that members of congress take their duties personally and seriously. Instead of shifting the burdun off of their shoulders onto the state legislatures. In trying to escape such diltles and responsibilities they would plead weakness and timidity, and would arouse the suspicion that they are yotlng, not as their own personal convictions and consciences dictate, but with their ears to the ground, whichever way they think the political winds happen to blow at home. Twice Told Tales Har to Swallow. An Idaho guide, whose services were retained by some wealthy easterners desirous of hunting in tho northwest, took them to be the greenest of tender feet, since he undertook to chaff them with a recital some thing as follows: - "It was tny first grtaaly, so I was mighty proud to kill him tn a hand-to-hand struggle. We started to tight about sunrise. When he finally gave up the ghost the sun was going down." At this point the" guide paused to note the effect of his story. Not a word was said by the easterner, so the guide added, very slowly, "for the second time." "I gather, then," said one young gentleman, a dapper little Boatonlan. "that It required a period of two days to enable you to dispose of that grtssly?" "Two days and a night," said the guide, with a grin. "That grisaly died mighty hard." 'Choked to death T" asked th Boatonlan. "Yes. sir," said the guide. 'Terdoa tne." contluued the Ilublte, "but what did you try to get him to swallow f Chicago Newa. EE Parole Batlsraa ta Overdone. OMAHA, Nov. li.-To the Editor of The Bee: Tour editorial, "Relation of Crime and Punishment," Is timely. The Board of Pardons Is to be commended for Ita decision to grant no more paroles merely upon the completion of the mini mum sentence, especially as the same may relate to burglars and holdup men. Its conclusion to apply the rule broadly might be open to question. Through co-operation of the courts and tho pardon board the epidemic of burglaries, holdups and consequent violent assaults and murders might be somewhat arrested If the rr mlnals who choose such fields could be made to realise that when they stick a gun In their pocket and engage In crime as a justness, bent upon doing whatsoever may be necessary to mako small gains at the expense of every class of society, decency and womanhood, they have for feited their place In society. We can be relieved from such brute only by keeping them under lock nnt key. By choice they surrender their right to freedom. 'Puch crimes are not accidental do not flow from temptation nor weakness. They come through jpremedttaMon, deelrn end depravity. They should net be the subjects of senti ment, to say nothing of sentimentality. The entire community is permeated with fear. Crimes which Indicate the criminal has resigned from society should be treated heroically. When once caught, the resig nation should be accepted once and for all, and the lock and key should be his guardian. Clemency Is not due htm, and none should be extended. It is wrong to put the whole blame upon peace officers. When they ap prehend and bring to punishment this class, they are temporarily cared for, soon to be turned loose In the same field of operation. A burglar and a holdup man should receive the limit every time, and he should serve that limit, leavlruf hope behind. Tou are correct In saying the trained criminal Is best behaved "when there Is no other alternative." Neither parole nor indeterminate sentence plan brings reform to criminals. A criminal Is a criminal from choice and should be treated as such and locked up for keeps. la it not Ume for all of us to think It over? F. 8. HOWELU More Reason and Leas Vlre. ANSI.BT. Neb.. Nov. lA-To the Editor of The Bee: I very much appreo ate "The Bee's letter box," because through Its columns one reads the varloua views of our fellow men upon a large variety "'"resting suDjecta. I would like to add a few thoughts bearing upon the present issue bewteen Mr. Rrv.ik m. 'Sunday and Mr. Bradshaw. Mr. Roaicky in hla flrat arlni m.i. though I cannot full concur in all he bbiu. yei ii was logical and to the point so far as it related to Mr. Sunday's teaching. Though an adherent of Mr. jriKersuu, ne snows the snlrlt of nniin. man, and a defender of those who up hold our laws; and as such is entlt.ed to aue respect, even thounh we mv hu. agree with his Biblical views. t If In Mr. BradahaWs mind one lw. . wrong he would do better to exert his In fluence towards having laws an n- noxlous to him rerjealad nr ma -.i rainer man blame our school nffi, or for upholding the laws we have maJe. But Mr. Bradshaw wou.d have theaa gentlemen violate our laws, which they have' sworn to obey, merely to gratify his personal whims; and those who stand ay our scnool orncers In defending our laws, he attacks with abuse and harsh epplthetc Now it does not require a very bril liant mind to paw the air and allnr abuse and vile epithets, and at the same ume imagine they are great debaters, and this seems to be the extent of Mr. Brawshaw's ability aa shown In his ar ticle of reply. He poses as one versed in the scriptures, is a rreat stickler for the literal Interpretation thereof, and anyone who has the audacity to disagree wun nis interpretation he is ready to condemn. Ood In His word aaya, "Come let us reason together,1 but He. never men tioned a word about our reasoning with Mr. Sunday, or Mr. Bradshaw. I won der why? and echo answers, whyT F. M. 8IMOND8. Pity for the Poor Officeholder. OMAHA, Nov. 18. To the Editor of The Bee: 1 noticed In your paper a few days ago that two or three of our prom inent society women of this city called upon one of our city officers for the purpose of selling him tickets at $3. per to some entertainment, and were very much put out that he did not Invest. Some time ago, while at the city hall, a question came up In somewhat of a confidential manner and the question was asked what the expenditures of some of our city officials were In being forced to purchase tickets from ticket pcddlars and different organisations, and It was estimated about S90 per month, each. It does seem to me that the promot ers of dance concerns and the various entertainments should be able to finance their own enterprises without subjecting our publlo officers to the necessity of paying out from 10 to 15 per cent of their salary or humiliating them by refusing so to do. These people who insist that our public officers so spend their sal ary are the flrat to protest against pay ment of reasonable taxes, out of which to pay officers' salaries. M. O. Location of Federal Prlaoaa. GIBBON, Neb., Nov. lS.-To the Editor of The Bee: How many federal prisons are there In the United States and where are they located T Please answer as soon as possible, as there are a great many of us wishing to know. MAS WOOD. Note There are three federal prisons for civilian convicts, located at Atlanta, Ga.; Fort Leavenworth, Kan.,, and Mo Nell's Island, Washington state. VTas Tate One Never a Bert OMAHA. Nov. 11 To the Editor of The Bee: Last night the Crelghton foot bail enthusiasts, a couple of hundred strong, invaded the Brandela theater, filling the Place with their foot bail and college yells. I think they show a lamentable lack of perspective. There may be some excuse for . such exhibitions of college enthusiasm that offend good taste and manners in a small eotlege town where the college dominates everything andj where the people exist on their earnings off of students. Such is not the case la a metropolitan city like Omaha, and the bora have the wrong idea of the rela tionship that exists. We suggest that the Omaha theaters hereafter protect their patrons from any exhltilt of atudent enthusiasm of thla kind. We want to think well of Crelghton uni versity and we want to believe that the boys go there for an education. The ordinary business man la anything but favorably Impreaeed with the product of our colleges and such exhibits as invad ing a theater with a howling mob of foot ball enthusiasts does not make for good opinion. R. P. ATWOOD. Serin Thlnas A gala. NORTH LOUP, Neb., Nov. lS.-To the Editor of The Bee: Permit me to write a few words on the subject of abusing authority. The southern sotsty of sixty years ago was the admiration of the world. That society grew from an in fant finally to the confederacy. The confederacy waa a political power, the outgrowth of southern society. That confederacy, by political Intrigues, took upon Itself the sovereignty of a nation. This once done, one of the greatest civil wars of the nations was the outcome. Back of the picture stood "abused power." In all ages and nations the abused power has been manifested. We see it among Individuals. We see It in society. We see It in courts. Everywhere in political life we may see the abused power. A great lesson that might be learned by the present ruling classes Is the abuse of power. If the boards of trade, the stock exchange, the asaoclated bankers, the atatesmen, the courts and the finan cial classes continue to Insist on making prices, controllng elections, dictating political policies. Inflated the currency and contracting the same, placing out false reports to change public opinion, manipulating railway rates and fares, how long will it be until the turn comes, when the whole social fabric is drowned in an avalanohe of public hatred and everything Is torn down upon which to build a new civilization? The confed eracy is one only of a thousand exam ples of abused power. Why did Israel detest the prophet and teacher for telling the truth? Why do the financiers detest the person who insists on telling the truth of modern conditions? We are on the same road that has carried many peoples and nations to destruction. Abused power. WALTER JOHN80N. Around the Cities The postoffice at Lacona, N. T., has just received its tenth annual call from burglars. The number of repetitions ft lost on the postmaster, who is out $2,000 In stamps, 1100 in money orders and $35 cash. San Diego is all set for snother year of Its exposition, warmed over and fat tened with exhibits from the San Fran, clsco show. Enough funds have been subscribed to pay expenses and make the show the chief attraction for next year's tourists. SMILING LINES. Pauahter Why la II it candidate Is sl wavs referred to as "runntmt" for office? Father Because there's usually a doubt about his gettlnn It In a walk. Judge. Sergeant sternlyrHah. then. yer young; blighter, you ain't larfin' at me, are yer? Young Blighter Oh, no, sergeant; no, sir! Serseant (more sternly Then what the 'ell rise Is there on parade ter larf at? London Sketch. "Pld you see where a husband In Pitts burgh gloomily complained that whenever his wife wanted him to eive her money she hid his false teeth until she got It?" "Poor fellow! No wonder he waa down In the mouth." Baltimore American. "Then you maintain there la no such thing as luck?" "I do." "How about a waif adapted by a mil llonnlre? Pure efficiency, 1 suppose?" Pittsburgh I'ost. Hub Well. It takes two to make a quar rel, so I'll shut up. Wife That's just like a contemptible man. You'll sit there and think mean things. Boston Transcript. Blsxy What's the matter, old man,4 you look worried? Flxiy I have some cause to. I engaged a man to trace my pedigree. Bisiy Well, hasn't he succeeded? Flaxy Succeeded ? I should say he has! Now I'm paying him hush money. Philadelphia Evening Ledger. The profersor on political economy was detailing the devices of finance. ' Money Is a drug on the market," he started. "Gee," exclaimed the student In the fourth row, aisle seat, "I wish I knew a ilrctr who could write me a pre scription." Philadelphia Ledger. "Charley, dear." said young Mra Tor kins, "did you know they were destroy ing the forests to make paper?" "I've heard something about It." "Maybe that accounts for something. When I read some of the long arguments on the tariff I felt exactly as if I were getting lost in the woods. Washington Star. THE AWAKENING. Brown wss a man of serious ktnd Yet when the war began. He took it coolly, and his mind to optimism ran; With breezy confidence he read the "experts" every day. "They tell us It's all right." he said, "And they can't go astray!" Right from the first he claimed to know That quickly we should see Exhausted numbers place the foe Completely "on the knee;" And though it seemed that losses vast The Germans could afford: Ho chuckled "Ah, It cannot last Refer to Colonel Maude!" However, when a year had flown And things went on the same. Brown grew more thoughtful, and his tone Less cock-a-whoop became; And though no news of war's mishaps Hla British courage shakes. He's much less sure those "experts" chaps Can never make mistakes! Omaha. SAM L. MORRIS. snirj Oieage Passenger Terminal, Chicago 4k North Western R. 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