THE IU:K: OMAHA, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 1015.
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jTo-vember
Thought for the Day
Std by Sjnna MeKoon
Volcanic flame nrt God'$ minUleri
OMng vent to Internal fires,
Tht craUrt pervturunt safUy eeit
Ftr vh s occasion require,
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"Billy" now challenge! the "force of In
iquity" In Syracuse. Well, then, Omaha did not
hare them alL
Lord Sydenham talks like a man who keeps
his ear to the ground to catch the rumblings
of British hope.
Speaking about blockades, that lustltuted by
General Winter at Archangel coolly defies sub
marines and aircraft.
Reports of 8abbath day "lld-liftlng" activi
ties In Chicago make conditions In Omaha ap
pear much more passable.
Omaha Is not ambitious to shine as a prlce
righUng arcpa, whether disguised as boxing con
tests, or not. Cut 'em out
' If the "Billy"' Sunday revival meetings have
brought all the sinners into the churches. It Is
up to the churches to hold them.
The Bulgers are recent recruits ln the war,
but the quality of ginger tn their war bulletins
chows the masterly skill of Teterans.
Although no public admission bu been made,
it Is fairly clear that all the warring nations
would welcome a chance to drop the hot end of
the poker.
Another batch of war atrocities is coming
from Serbia. It seems almost impossible to dis
tinguish the numerous makes of atrocities except
ty the labels.
It Is estimated that a blllloa dollars la war
calms, besides regular war debt, will confront
Mexico with the coming of peace. The chances
of collecting the claims are as promising as
rainbow chasing.
The growing boom In railroad traffic is
jound to turn a hesitant solo into a mighty
chorus of optimism. It remains for the higher
rps to strike tha note and the publicity bureaus
vill do the rest.
"There is nothing of special Interest transpir
ing in the heavens this month." says our special
render of the celestial hieroglyphics. Very well,
then! We'll have to start something down here
01 the surface of Mother Earth.
A prise of f 100 for a poem on Nebraska
affords a needed stimulus for devotees of the
muse. Poets, It should be understood, do not
nted money, except for paper, typewriting and
Pegasus.
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And now comes Brother Savldge to the res
cue of our Omaha School board folks with the
assurance that they are not necessarily on the
road to bell, to which "Billy" Sunday consigned
thera. Perhaps the only way to settle It is to
invoke the referendum.
Omaha poatoffira during tha month of 0 toher
old C3 special delivery ataropa. and delivered sei
Kttara bearing- apacial alampa. Tha lnureaaa tn total
receipt over tha prevloua year amounted to tl.iJX
Tha school board approved tha report of tha
teachera commlttea tranaferrtiux Mlaa Quarktmbuafa,
from tha elichta grade to tha hin achool, givln Mlaa
Jennie M. Kcyaor tha alshlh arada poalUon. and Mlaa
i:i Jrr tha place vacated by Mlaa Keyaor. Tlia nantaa
of Emm Ourkea, Amanda' WlUa, Ulllan M. Wilbur
and Kata Paul were placed on tha aaeujmmeat llat,
Flbop Sharp of Rait Ika City, a former pillar
of tha Mormon church, etotped off In Omaha,
William II. VUbur and Mary B. Laaaar wra
Ucnaed to ad.
Law llxl r haa rotumed from Michigan where
ba baa been aeveral weeka packing and shipping
applea to Ilranch A Cu ,
Tha oolontaatlon aorltty of tha Knla-Ma of IUor
save a fraud ball at Uon.mnla haU. with J e route
l". Pnt-1 aa Biaaler of reremonlt-a and Jacob Cott.
Welle Hammond. 8. M. Serum. A. Flnkenkeller anj
UeorKe IUke aa floor manasera
Mr. V. B. Oilinor and her daughter arrived from
New York to Join her hujind, tha leader of GlUnore
Vend bcre. and aucooiptuiy blia ou hla tour.
Omaha Welcomei the Teachers.
Omaha extends a hearty and unreserved wel
come to the teachers of Nebraska who meet here
this week in their annual convention. It wel
comes them not only for themselves, and that la
no small item of appreciation, but for the greatar
reason what they stand for la the life of the
ration. The home and the school are the founda
tions npon which the life of this or any other
1 atlon Is built a. foundation that meat be con
Mantly widened and deepened as oar national
life expands.
The decree of responsibility of the school
snd the school teacher for the future of the
cation is increasing year by year, not only be
cause our national life Is broadening and ex
panding, but because the province of the school
snd the teacher Is steadily being widened. Each
ysar, without leesenlns; the labors of the teacher
in the technical and "book" Instruction of the
children,' more is required of the schools In the
way of ethical, moral and social instruction of
tbe pupils, more of the thlnga which mold the
character of the future citizen. As the work
broadens, so must the mental vision of the
teacher expand, so mnat the personal acquire
ments and capacity be enlarged. Teachers learn
from accretion and absorption from others as
ell as by the exercise of their own mental facul
ties, Just as the pupils do, and hence the great
vaue of these yearly gatherings from all over
he state.
The demands of the profession are more and
more bringing to the front those who adopt
teaching as a life work instead of an ad interim
imployment between either matrimeny or some
other profession. They are largely an earnest,
Lard working, capable body of men and women
-hose best thought and endeavors are centered
on the work. That their visit to Omatia may be
both profitable and pleasant. Is the best greeting
that Omaha can extend to them.
Keep an Eye on Massachusetts.
Political prognostlcators are invited to keep
an eye on Massachusetts, where voters will today
choose a governor, along with other state offi
cers. The campaign tn Massachusetts has been
fust, fierce and furious and has dragged in about
all the live issues that are discernible on the po
litical map, making It the most exciting of all
the off-year elections. It is also a straight-out
fight between the re-united republicans behind
former Congressman McCall and th democrats,
uho have renominated Governor Walsh. And
fore than that the republicans have waged
their battle analnst an appeal to vote the demo
cratic ticket in order to uphold the Wilson ad
ministration and reaffirm confidence tn tha
(resident's conduct of our national affaire.
The best advices from unprejudiced sources
are that, barring unforeseeable eleventh hour
changes, a republican victory Is assured. If
these expectations are met and if McCall wins
anything like a "smashing" majority, the next
governor of Massachusetts, whose public record
haa already shown him to be a big man in other
renpoetj, will loom large on the political horizon.
Serbia Feels War's Burdens.
Serbia, the match which started tha aia-antla
conflagration which has enveloped all Europe and
whose dire effects reach every nation-in the
world, is now for the first time feeling the real
terrors of the war. Heretofore this little country,
which was the immediate cause of the outbreak,
hus been only an incident in the great game of
destruction, but now the devastation is being
carried right home to its people. For centuries
the Serbians have been a turbulent folk and war
is no stranger to them, but this war is
rot like other wars. It differs not only
In the tremendous forces involved, but
la the desolation it has wrought. Wars
hava always been destructive, slnco the be
ginning of history have left ruin in their wake,
lut never to the extent of the present one.
Wherever the contending armies have marched
through hostile country the wreck hss been com
plete. What the retreating forces have not de
stroyed lest It should be useful to the enemy, the
tneray has appropriated wherever it had a value
to them or destroyed as a punishment for the
people. The Serbians were a poor people at best
nd their scale of living decidedly low and there
is every indication that even the little which they
had will now be swept away.
No one could be so heartless aa to with such
a fate to befall any people, but to many will come
the thought that in the case of Serbia, without
entering Into the right or wrong of the great war,
it is in the nature of retribution. For the past
fifty yeara Serbia and the other Balkan states
have kept Europe on the anxloua seat and ever
cn the verge of war, and the greatest task of the
clploroaU and statesmen of Europe has been to
prevent just such a conflict.
What Constitutes Success.
In a recent address Mr. Bryan dropped a re
mark that is worth more than passing notice.
"Don't pity me." he exclaimed, following with
remarks Indicating that real auccess la life wae
not meaaured by tha success or failure of the
individual to reach the goal of his personal am
otions. If all Mr. Bryan'a public utterances and
writings had possessed the forceful truth em
bodied in that thought, hi. field of usefulness
o the world would have been Immeasurably
widened. History contains the records of fully
aa many great Uvea whosa personal hopes have
been blasted as of those who have achieved what
they hava striven for. and too often men count
their own lives a failure when In fact It has been
a success far beyond those the world haa called
successful. To put It more plainly, that life la a
real auccest which has contributed something
vcrth while to the betterment or advancement
of the world. In far too many cases those who
fcave done the most for th progress of humanity
have themselves reaped little or no personal ad
vantage from their labors, except la the Inward
f atlsfaction of having been right, or lived to tha
end buoyed up by the hope of ultimate recogni
tion. Alongside such a life, that of the man
vhom the unthinking world calls successful, but
whose sole efforts have centered around self
aggrandisement, sinks Into Insignificance in the
final accounting. Personal success is, of course,
a laudable ambition, but it Is by no means the
standard by which successful life is gauged.
The solemn attsurancea of Yuan Shi Kal'a
i remler that there la nothing to do but "carry
out the will of tha people" Is now being ex
pressed on the question of a republic or a mon
archy for China. A photograph of the premier
In the act of vocalising that lofty sentiment la
necessary to a full understanding of celestial
gnyety.
Strange Lands in War Timo
Watt a. M. BaeHah la Colambla JTw
T STARTED from Manila on April 10 on a alx-
J montha' leave of abaencc, aaruring before 1
started a war oorreapondent's appointment from
tha Manila Bulletin In ardar to ae more of the war
condition in the countries through which I M to
paaa. The flrat part of my trip took mo through
China, Korea and Japan. Hong Kong waa In full war
paraphernalia, with tha entire mala population en
llatPd either in the volunteer or police reserve, corp.
Hotel were running on a loalng haul; buelnee had
declined conlderr'ily ; and the clerk in the store
performed their dutlea In khaki uniform and with
rifle ranting bealde the.ro. All traveler entering and
leaving Hong Kong are subject to auict examination,
and paceea are everywhere neeeaaary- The harbor I
cloaed at sundown, and searchlights play on the en
trances all night long.
China itaelf I not concerned with the war at alL
It haa trouble of Its own. I waa at Peking while the
negotiation with Japan were going on, and found tn
mjr aurprl that tha Chinese had no fear of their
mora powerful neighbors. It waa common opinion
that, while Japan mlirht beat China,- it could never
conquer tha latter, and defeat would almply mean tha
lo of a few province that were bound to go sooner
or later anyway. Tha people preferred to put tna
matter to the test of war, and were greatly angered
at the submission of Tuan Shth-kal. During tha ne
gotiations it was said that there were some fifteen
thousand Japanese veterans In Peking In plain clothna,
ready for Immediate action; and large armies had
been massed In Manchuria, and Shantung In prepara
tion for a march on the capital. Manchuria Is already
so Japanlaed that In Mukden the hotel men will not
accept Chlnene money any longer; and all the trad
Is In the hands of tha Japanaae. Russian Influence
has been entirely displaced.
Japan was, of course, as much disturbed over the
Chinese negotiation as waa China, but In a different
way. The Japanese were firmly convinced that their
demand wer In Una with those that European na
tions had in tha paat extorted from China, and that
they bad a better right, through racial reason, to
commercial supremacy In China, than had th white
rare. There waa considerable dlacusalon regarding?
America's attitude In the matter, but the newspaper
expreaied confidence In their country, no matter what
course the United States should assume. Interest
In tha European war bad largely died out, owing to
tha fall of Talngtau, and Germans were still per
mitted to carry on their business unmolested through
out the empire, so long a they conducted themselves
discreetly.
The second part of my trip took me acroaa tha
Indian ocean, through tha Sues canal, to Europe.
Singapore and Colombo showed signs of the unrest
that had broken out shortly before In tha form of
abortive Insurrections. Tha natives carried themselves
with a cocky d'play or Independence that waa little
short of Impertlnunt. All white men. with few ex
ceptions, bad been enrolled In the volunteer reserve,
and were on guard day and night to prevent any
further disturbances. There was a feeling of nervous
ness and uneaalne, apparent in both place, which
waa entirely Justified by the surly attitude of tha
native. Not long after leaving Colombo, we heard
that another insurrection had broken out there and
been crushed with considerable lona of life. There
are few regular troops or warships in any of these
coast ports, so that their defense devolves upon vol
unteer and Japanese cruisers.
In the Sues canal, we came acroe the flret evi
dences of actual warfare. Tha whole canal 1 lined
oa both sides with trenches and barbed wire defenses,
and the canal ia further g-uarded by French cruiser
and gunboat. Aeroplane fly up and down tha length
of the canal day and night, guarding against Turkish
surprises. At Sues, wa learned that a large force of
Turks was reported to be within ten miles of the.clty,
and the place waa In a state of anxloua suspense.
Half way up the canal, at Ismaeliya, a battle was In
progress to the east, and for hours we could hear the
boom of the cannon, and could see the reinforcements
hurried out to the line of battle from the camps, a
stone's throw from us,
I scent about alx weeks In Europe, most of It In
Spain. I made a short trip to Pari and Switzerland,
with the Intention of visiting Germany, but found, to
my dlsguat, that while I could enter Germany I would
probably not be permitted to leave within three or
four weeka, swing to movement of troop tralne. So I
gave up the Idea and returned to Spain. There la no
use trying to describe eondltlnna ir. a,,.
erland. aa that has already been done In several hun-
urvti war books.
Not so much has been reported regarding Spain.
It may surprise soma persons to find that Spain is
one of the few countries of the world which Is pro
aerman. The king and conservative party (which Is
In control) are out and out for the Teutonlo eJUu.
according to all Indications, although Spain Is thus
far preserving a strict neutrality. It w. yir.tA
openly that Spain was only waiting for a favorable
mm 01 aw airs in order to throw Itself against the
allies, with the hope of gaining Gibraltar. The liberal
party, which la strong in tha coast towns Ilka Bar
celona and Valencia, la pro-ally, but it 1 at present
out of power.
Our Spanlah mall steamer. In going from Malaga
to Cadi, was stopped an hour this side of Gibraltar
by an English destroyer, and forced to return to the
harbor under tha guns of the rock fortress to undergo
examination. Spanish and Dutch boats are suspected
of furnishing German submarines with .,,n..n
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are therefore very rigidly searched for contraband.
Ulr wip was uneventful, and we arrived at
our destination. New Tork. without further mishap.
I Peoplo and Events
In response to tha frequent edmunlUona of dud,
Theodora Roosevelt Jr., a few years married. Is th
proud father of three, the last one arriving last
month.
John Shay, HI years old. aald to have been the
oldeat man In Louisiana, died raoently. Shay was
norn in county Kerry. Ireland. June 14, lwn. according
to members of his family. H came to thla country
In ISM and settled In New Orleans.
Two air mall routes of alxty miles each, covering
territory In Missouri and Illinois untouched by rail
roads, hava bean approved by tha Puetofrioe depart
ment and the army aviation corps. All that la needed
to make tha mall fly la a congressional appropriation
fo the gasoline and incidentals.
A Philadelphia young man, estranged from hi
beat girl, heart so re .and lonely, hired a violinist to
play Tschalkowskl'a 'Romance" Into a telephone re
ceiver and sent It to San svancisro where hi Inarnor
Ita was "on tha wire." It coat him "., but tha
price proved a bargain. Tha wedding date la fixed.
A trusting snald who waited three long years for
an investment banker of Chicago to give her hi
name, haa invited him Into court to how cause why.
ha should not oough up SuO.000 for breach of promise.
Thla particular banker made Investments in much
profitable paper, but overlooked an Investment in
safaty first.
A Klondike run of business enjoyed by Pr. A. L.
Blunt of Chicago has been spoiled by jury la tha
federal court. Since tha anil -dope law went Into ef
fect last March the doctor Issued 80,000 prescriptions
to drug addicts, charging from 60 centa to 11. each,
and claimed Ms activities were directed toward cur.
Ins the victims, Tha jury bluntly rejected tha doctor's
claims, and convicted bint on nineteen out of twenty
five counts of tha Indictment,
A a all round handy farm girl Is Miss Rosa Mo.
Combs of San Joaquin, Cat. one of tha entrant In
the milkmaids contest at tha Ban Francisco exposi
tion. Pa McCnmba aaya tn a tetter to the exposition
managers: "I've bean In the dairy business for forty
years, and i never seen a man who could milk aa
good aa my dattar. She won $30 In a woodchopping
contest and US In a nail driving contest, and ah
wants to win thla here silver cup you're going to
give the ehaniplou milkmaid."
J5L.
How t Eater the Chorea.
LAGRANGE, lnd.. Oct W T tha Kdt
itor of The Be. 1 had the privilege f
attending three of Mr. Smith' meetings
the flrat weak of the revival while In
Omaha. I also read everal of hi ser
mons since coming to my home In In
diana, sent to me by my daughter and
husband. I have read what others have
bad to say of him. He certainly works
hnrd to have people saved, and no doubt
Is doing much good and say so many
good tiling and pre ache lota of lllhl.
hut he fall to discern the body of Christ,
which la the church. The aplrlt of the
God of the Bible Is an exclusive spirit.
It repel and reje-ta every other spirit,
(lud'a children all have been baptised by
cno aplrlt Into one body, and hilve been
all made to drink Into one spirit. The re
ligion of Jeua ChrlHt is exclusive In Its
nature. It compromises with no other.
It justly assumes to he the only true
religion, and announces all others aa of
the devil.
Mr. Sunday says there are bad people
or members In the church. The Bible
says, "holy and without blemish." Bo the
bad people or member do not belong to
th church of God that la "holy and with
out blench," limtead they must belong to
some man-made institution. The way to
Join the "holy and without blemish"
church Is to get salvation, and the mo
ment that is done we are In the church
without any ceremony, and by getting
out of this church Is by loalng salvation.
Praise the Lord! I believe this 1 suffi
cient, Mr. Editor, you may print this In your
newsy Bee U you wlb.
MRS. J. A. SPBRO.
Affirmation of Police Efficiency.
OMAHA, Nov. 1. To the Editor of The
Bee: A yellow sheet In an editorial says
the murderer (of Smith) got away be
cause tho head of the police department
were not on the job. Also there was prac
tically no effort to gst the murderer that
night,
I wonder If It could be possible that the
heads of the police In SL Joseph. Kansas
City. Topeka and other places this fellow
worked are not on the Job. As far as an
effort to get him that night, I went home
about 1:S0 p. m. and was stopped by a
couple of detectives at Twentieth and
Dodge streets, and by Dunn and Kennelly
at Twenty-fourth and Davenport streets,
and they were stopping everybody at that
time. Now that aheet says there was no
effort to catch him before ; a. m. the
next day..
The police department of Omaha. I
think, Is as efficient as any city of its
slse In the United States, but when they
are handicapped by a bunoh of half
witted reporters and a yellow aheet you
cannot expect them to be as efficient and
get evidence as they ahould,
Tho time Henry Nlckeil was murdered
they arrested the girl that had been liv
ing with one of the murderers, snd when
Maloney got her In Lincoln and found
some of the jewelry on her that waa
token from some of the victims, and be
cauae she would not tell where he was.
end they sweated her. thia same sheet
csme out for a week denouncing the de
tective force.
Of course everyone In Omaha would
Ilk ot ee that degenerate caught, and
anybody that would have the least clue
would give It to the police without think
ing of the soms S3.700 reward. -n.
tip that was given to the detectives waa
followed to the very end, because I heard
of a couple of instances myself.
JOHN J. ROOT.
W7 North Twenty-sixth Street.
The Squirrel Na Lance.
SOUTH SIDE; Omaha, Nov. L-To the
Editor of The Bee: 1 will have to differ
with you about the squirrel question.
Had you been bothered by them as much
as some of us have you would change
your opinion about them. At one time I
.V0t!.n. UUer ,or The Be objecting t6
the killing of squirrels In Spring Lake
Park, as I had aean boys shoot some of
them from the trees, but I have changed
my mind about them, as I changed my
mind from opposition to annexation to
the position f strongly favoring it
When we rirt moved to our home
acroe the street from Spring Lake park
the trees In our yard were full f birds
and their nests, and nests by the doaen
could bo found in all parts of the park,
but since squirrels have become numer
ous no nest can be found In our trees,
nor In the park either. Nearly every year
robin and bluebird make their nest
but they do not last many day, for the
squirrels tesr the nests down, break the
eggs and kill the young birds, and now
we have no birds around but the Engl8h
sparrow, another pest of the worst kind.
Then it Is Impossible to have any fruit
on our few treea, and a fine old ahallbark
hickory tree that was loaded down with
nuts both last year and thla 1.
Wlc yard was cleared of the nuts long
""u ,ner wer ripe by the worse than
nuisance, the timber squirrel. 1 can give
you the names of three people who had
holea gnawed throuah theie
squirrels, and they have dona much other
damage. No on near tha parks can hava
fruit on their treea without h.vin. 1.
Juied or destroyed by th never Idle squlr-
iris,
1 w a statement recently that
rels destroyed so much fruit In a town In
my 01a nome county In Illinois that tha
people of tha town aot out a.-
month and killed every squirrel ir, .h-
town. '
They are an insufferable ,,..
I would be slad to au .i.. ..'., ,
w m4 u " I r I
killed In Spring Lake nark, for m
not have any birds so long aa they are
allowed to be as numerous as they are
now. I would rather have 100 rat doing
damage at my place than one squirrel.
F. A. AGKNW.
EDITORIAL SIFITNGS.
Chicago Herald: Carranias reported
plan to send a force of ITO.OW against
Villa and let them surrender on conlition
that he leave th country with them at
one show the highest form of Mexican
Transcript: It is now possible
for Secretary Danlela to pick up a tele
phone receiver at bis dock and ask th
captain of a ba.tl ahip 1 , 0 rules at
aea to atep down tn the wardroom and
see If any of the young officer have a
boltl on the table,
Springfield Republican: To cheer us
up. an engineer says that every big alida
at tha isthmus means a batter canal It
certainly means mora digging, but can
even an engineer be sura that when the
hills ar cut away th flat earth around
and underneath will not writhe and coll
and periodically fill the waterway? It
la an earthquake country. Cute bra I
th Spanish word for snake.
I Tips on Homo Topics
heaven." Tommy's reply
let her put on her winga
. r 1,- ni.rt(mm
fly back to
csme: "Wei
and flv upstairs for her nightgown!
New York Mall.
WashtneTion Iwst: Sfvaklag f the
Mexican cactus that blooms onoe in six
years aavt then abuts , aoase ef the
patriots below the Rte Grande should
to .low suit.
Louisville Courier-Journal: Every
American believes in the taxation of
large Incomes to equalise burdens, but
tiobodjr believes his Income is large or
hi share of burdens less than the share
of otherg.
Indianapolis Newa: Of course, there
may come a time, as predicted, when
the secretary of the navy can talk by
telephone from his desk to the officers
of warships anywhere In the world, but
It la no cine that th officers will
always be glad to have him do so.
Baltimore American: The dignitaries
In the democratic party have become so
peeved because of Vice President Mar
shall's propensity to Jost over th funny
spectacle of the senate taking Knelt
seriously that. It is said, ha may not
be spared defeat, so that the joke will
be on his party after all.
"Listen to me now, Laertes.
"What la It. dad
MIRTHFUL REMARKS.
"How I your daughter progressing In
musle?"
"Well." replied Mr. Cumrox. "I think
her taste I improving. She Is getting eo
she think ennuxh of some of those aona
not to try to sing them." Washington
Star.
"I'd go Into the automobile business If
I could manage to get some capital to
gether." "Well, such a speeder as you are ouht
eallv to bj able to raise the dust.'
lialtlmore American.
The Doctor Mndam, you must take
more, exercise. I should ad v lee walking
every dav.
Mrs. Newlyriche Walking! My dear
doctor, you must be accustomed to at
tending poor people. Philadelphia Record
Kdith So yo:i are going to marry that
rude old Mr. Hoxleinh. 1 don't see how
you can stand his ways.
Mar'.e I can stand hla ways, my dear,
y remembering about his means. Bos
ton Transcript.
"Run upstairs, Tomniv, and brlnf
bshy s niicntgown," said Tommy's mother
"Don't want to," aald Tommy. "Oh
Tommy! If you are not kind to your new
little alster she'll put on her wings and
f you spend too much time bullnlnf
', you II nave to par rni
Kansas City Journal.
rnatles In the air.
to other people
Li
KABIDBIE
KABARET
1W Mf?.kA0lf3W,
is rr riht rt pgotle to
TrlRCW 0Lt SHOES ATA
PKANT NEW ONES? ,
"Women have queer ways."
"How now?"
"The stvles call for mannish hats. Bo
my wife bought a mannish hat for US."
"Well?"
"She could have bought a man s hat for
It." Louisville Courier-Journal.
OCTOBER.
October's skle are golden.
Though October' day are brief,
And something In the coloring
Of October's gorgeou leaf, .
And In the birds' last twitter
Hefori their journey long
Gives heart and soul a ailmmertng)
Of October's splendid song:
How God is with us always,
K'en to the end: and He
Our guide and stay and comforter
in Journeys lung will b.
October's wind come fiercely
And they chill us throu'h and through,
And we wonder, softly sighing.
At the havoc that they do.
The leaves come whirling downward.
Live thing prepare for sleep;
But we know the Heavenly Father
AVII1 wstch o'er their slumber deep.
Then again we catch tne message
From the asters on the hill, .
Ard the s-nlden rod yet blooming;
That God Is with us stilt.
October's full of whisperings
Of the mortal days soon dons).
October's full of promise
Of a new life to come.
There are buds upon the leafless) trees.
Many chrysallda In the grass.
And winged seed are waiting
For the winds that lightly pass.
With reverence, lowly bending,
Let u hear the words they say -Await
the Lord's good pleasure.
And for patience humWy pray.
Omaha. MARGARET HAMILTON.
f7ao from Geroam of Tartnr
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