THE liKK: OMAHA, THURSDAY, OCTOJ1EK 14, 1915. TUR.-OMAI1A .DAILY BEE FOUNITED BY EDV.V.- UOSEWATEK. VICTOR ROSEWATEI.. CDITOR. Te Bee Pobltshlna; Company Proprietor. tg PCILD1NQ. FARNAM AND SEVENTEENTH. frntared at Omaha postofflc a econd-cB matter. TfcRM OK SUBSCRIPTION. By carrier By ItlJl per month. per v-r. trTT aM Sunder lly without Sunday....' 'Venlng nJ Sunrisv ' iTenlng without Sunday X. londey P-e only lend notlc of charge of addr or romplalnrs or trrerolartty la delivery to Omaha Bee, Clrculstlon llrpartnMnt. RtMITTANCK. rwdt fry draft, asprea or po'al order. Only two tout (tamps received In payment of amall ao unt. Personal checks, except on Omaha and eastern fcxatiange. Dot socested. Or-FlCk-S. Onahe Th 6m Ballrtln. tnutk Omaha Sit N street. Council Bluffe-14 North Main llmt f.toeoln . LItt Building. Chicago em Hearst Hiilldlnr fitwlork-Room IIM, Klfth iffni Ft. Louie W New Hank of Commerce. Washington TIB Fourteenth Bt.. N. W. i CORKESI-ONDICNCB. IMrtM enmrmiolratlon reUtinr to n end edU fcrrta! matter to Omaha Baa. Mltorial Depart me ut. SEPTEMBER CIKCTLATIOX. 54,663 Stst of Nebraska, County of DousIsb, ss: Iwlght VMlllama. circulation meaner of The Be Publishing company. brlna duly nworn, ears that tha awrac circulation for tha month ul teptemler, lila, raa K1. DWIOHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Suhecrlbed In mr presence end sworn to before ma. tbla lt day of ("rtotxr. lms. HOBERT HUNTkR. Notary Public Subscriber leaving the city temporarily abonld bay The Bee in a Hod to them. Ad dress will be changed aa often aa requested. October 14 Thought for the Day SmlmcltJ hy Ogta Mohr Corn let u$ Uv4 vith ih children. Froebel. Well, "Billy" doesn't bav to dance If he doesn't want to. Omaha hag gotten past the street fair stage. Cut It 0t whether something else Is substituted or not. Fall political booms manifest a painful ten dency to match the color tones ot the "sere and yellow leaf." 1 It is apparent from Bulgaria's speed In breaking Into the fray that all expenses have been guaranteed. Omaha Is to have an Apple day. And, more oyer, we bare the apple without going faraway from home for" them! 'When tha promised touring car for $300 ar rive opponents of good roads will find the Jumping off place on their maps. A month la the north woods failed to mod erate the tone of Colonel Roosevelt' voice or loosen bi grip on the wires ot publicity. v 8ecretary McAdoo baa started" on a trip across the continent. The country may breath easter, for that White Hous4 wedding cannot taJc place until aon-in-law gets back. eMaMaaeaMMsaMHawa "Turk continue killing Christians." says c.bl dispatch. Yes, and Christians continue billing Turks. It ha been that way ever since the beginning of the crusades. The most urgent need of canal defenses 1 not at the end, but in the middle. The re eources ot Culebra defies fortifications and mocks the promises of the advance agent. Governor Morehead might Just as well in struct the university bursar to go ahead and spend the money taken In a student fee with out passing it through the tat treasury. While sentiment for "Fathers' day" bobs up la poU, there 1 no occasion for gcfUng chesty over prospective honor, concededly overdue, lite distance from baggestloa to celebration might reduce the swelling. Warden Fenton has secured permission to put on two more guards at the state penitentiary m nrerent further attempts at prison breaking men as have recently occurred. Notwlthstand- lng all the reforms Inaugurated there, it still re quires a state of preparedness to keep unruly convicts on good behavior. The late Kelr Hardy dreamed the large dream that the down-trodden masses of Europe could be welded together tor world peace ana thir own betterment. But he did not take Into account the rooted power of race division, the chief buttress of royalty and aristocracy, ana llvad to see bis dream submerged In the cat a elysm'ot war. His vision was too large for his age. The PTtsidfnt'i Naval Program. IrHldent Wllnon has announced bis Intpn on of mibmlttlng to congress a naval program .f surh ambitious proportions as will make the nitod Plates M-cond only, and eloae In rank, to rngland as a power. Proposed purely as a defensive measure, the plan Is not only suf- iclently comprehensive to r-atlsfy the most lamorous advocates of naval preparedness, but a complete reversal of the attitude of the ad nil fi ltration of last prln. when the president and his advisors were against all naval expansion. It Is certain that tho naval program will en counter determined opposition In both branches cf congress, for a considerable proportion of the people are still unconvinced of the necessity for so great an enlargement of our sea-flght-Ing ability. A coalition between this element of lie republican and democratic membership In both housos will form a group of really formld rble strength, which will have the support of a jrge body of anti-militant citlacns sincerely .'oubtful of the service of elaborate fighting fctrength aa a means to the preservation of peace. The nryanltea in congress and out of onrress will surcjy be against the plan, and It s likely to be further complicated by the per sistence of Secretary McAdoo In pushing for ward the merchant marine shipping bill, which held up all legislation for so long last spring. This much Is rertaln, the coming session ot on gross will be largely taken up with questions cf preparedness on both land and sea. The Street Fair's Death Knell. While nearly everybody able to express an tnblasod view Is applauding The Bee for boldly voicing the demand that the street fair be cut out of future Ak-Sar-Hen programs, some mem bers of the board of governors seem still indis posed to barken on the gTound that they "need the money." It Is suggested that perhaps the shows could be Improved, or a better class of shows secured by negotiating directly Instead of with a combination carnival company or by add- ng local talent, as if this would answer all ob jections. This sort of talk rnlsses the whole point, for the rising tide of Indignation is not directed particularly at the "cheap-John" shows put on, but at the whole street fair business, which is a discredit to Ak-Sar-Ben, and out of tune with a progressive metropolitan city like Omaha. It s the demoralizing atmosphere, the gross rowdy ism, the undisguised gambling games, and the sure-thing grafters that have sounded the death knell of the street fair as a place of amusement to be tolerated by any decent community. The sooner all concerned wake up to this fact, and ret accordingly, the better. Tha orsanlaatlon of a new bank to be called tha Bank of Omaha. U announced to be ioratw in, nm OUeomtni bulldln at Thirteenth and Jackaon etreete. Tha lnetltutlon la to be headod by A. Helnrlch. form- arty of Columbua. ineb,. and Thomaa McCaaue. no ot tha Curomrrclal National bans. Th. rwnh noatoffliw nayroll haa reached tha maanlfkvent sum ot 9.K0. inctudlnf the railway poU clerks Pali off here. Hera are the teams for tha aeml-annuul hunt of tha Oma&a Oun club: Captain Oeore T. Mllla aide, r. B. Farmalee. Fdwerd I-eoder. C. U. Iiane. Oaonte K. Kay. Cieorse K. bnilth, C." 13. 8traburer, . 8, Kuatla, 3. W. Holmaa, Robert Patrick and H. 8 Roilina. Cat tain H. W. Huahee'a aldo. O. W. Petty J. J. Hardlnc. H. H. WorWy, O. F. Brouker. T. II Cotter, H. B. Kennedy, Eugene Plnsr, Sam C. Naah, Ai Patrick, Jeff Bedford and J. T. fcvana. Pred Nye la an add man. and hie frame will be divided between both aldea. T. W. Blackburn, of the Union Pacific paaaenge department, haa gone to Uncoln. The Ladle atualcal aaaorlatlon waa entertained by a program given by Miaa Lttllranre and Miaa Pueey. Tha committee in charge of tha Grant Memorial service have a aurplua of M', and tha donor aakad to aay what tiiapoaltlon alwll be made of it aa between tha different monument asiorlatlona of Near York, Bt Joatph'a buapilal aud the Child' hokpiu tT Omaha. Morehead, the Money and the Law. As a member ot the Nebraska legislature John If. Morehead helped to enact the Gerdes law, which requires that all fees collected by any officer ot the state of Nebraska be paid into the state treasury, from whence they can only bo taken by due process of law. As governor of the state of Nebraska John If. Morehead tells one of It officers to take money be collects as such officer and ap propriate It to the payment of bis salary and ex penses, without regard to the law. Governor Morehead knows that his action la illegal. . - ' Governor Morehead baa threatened' to bring action against the state treasurer, accusing blm of misconduct In office that, If proven 'should warrant his removal. But he haa not yet gotten beyond threats. Governor Morehead evidently does not very highly regard the laws be has solemnly sworn to uphold and enforce. What do the people of Nebraska think tbout It? Co-Operation in Foreign Selling:. Locomotive makers are the latest group to approach the Federal Trade commission for per mission to unite their interests and efforts In the work of securing foreign trade. They point out, as have other groups of manufacturers, the difficulties encountered in undertaking to act as individuals, particularly the opposition that Is natural from foreign competitors who arj permitted to act Jointly. The logic of the case ts apparent; the objection to It Ilea chiefly in the tact that co-operation in the foreign field will lead to similar action In domestic markets, and thus the carefully erected structure of anti trust legislation will be nullified. But It Is rlaln that If our manufacturers are to make headway In outside markets, they must bav something like an equal start with their compe titors. Co-opera tlon may be the secret of the process that Is to give us control. At any rate, It seems to be most ardently desired by most of the concerns that are In posftlon to enter the field of world' commerce. By-Product of "Civilization's War." More and more Is the world outside the artna being imprasaed with the awful terror of the awful conflict that haa engulfed the natlona of Europe. Just now It la not so much the waste of life and property that engages thought, stupefying and Incomprehensible as the totals ere. Individual life must terminate eventually, end the dead are through with the world; wealth destroyed may ultimately be replaced by other wealth, to be created by new generations, who will endure the poverty that Is to be the heritage cf this debauch of destruction. But, 2.000,000 ncn, already bereft of one or another ot their limbs, are to be taught how to carry on the productive work ot the clvlllxatlon under which they have been maimed, while others, bereft ot fi-cultlea, are to be trained If poaalble to some sort of usefulness. Thus war casta back crip rles and deficients on which to build the future of the nations that only a few months ago were leaders in enlightenment! Fresh Air in the Home TN A HOl'SE in which the air Is reHKloulr c'uf 1 I . man', foe. are surely tho,e of Ma own hm hold. AWed to the exhalation! from human bo.lle. and the smell of d-ad-nnd-anne meals. 'rVadanJ Kerm. from paat cold, and .ore ihroata. P"''1 carefully guards to prevent their escape, l-oo about among your friends who thus shut "r,,, Nimty-nlne time, out of a hundred you will find them Irritable: the, quarrel over trifles, hw" ache.. col-Is go throuah the whole family with won drrful rapidity, the rhllrtren fu.. nioaJa Ko wron and tha entire houeehold seem, at croaa purposes. Ho not Imairlne. that your house la well aired If rou .Imply change the air by occa.ionally P'n a door or window. Every room that l occupied either by d,iy or nlKht should have a constantly rhn current of air, and unle. there Is a modern ventilat ing system Borne other mean, .hould be provided lor admitting It. A simple and effective way to let In a free current of Mr without chilling the room or M occupant, la to hang a board a nuar-ter of an Inch thick and twelve Inche. wide, by mean, of .crew eyea set In the upper ede, to two hook. Inserted lr tho window casing. o that the bottom of the boarl fit. In, exactly f1uh with the window .111. The board .Irla none the .111 by a mov- llin J ) iBFirin v i. " - able button and tha whole painted to match the win- . - . a V. . . 4A dow frame. When the window is raieea auuuv .... Inchea a steady stream of pure air enter, the room, and there la no draft. Neree make the mistake of thinking that cold air la pure air. If you sleep In a room without heat. A tlRhtly closed1 cold room will rob your blood of oxy gen the same a. a tightly closed warm one. Often person, whose bedroom, are .mall do not open their windows beoauae they do not want to Bleep in an icy wind. That, of course, would not be pleasant nor I. It necessary. A blanket thrown over the back. 6f two chairs and put near the window will aerve a. a wind break; or tack aome light-weight cloth over a screen and put It In tha window and you will have plenty of pure air circulating In the room without blowing di rectly on the bed. Although a cold room Is the Ideal sleeping plaoa K la a waste of vitality to get Into n cold bed and try to warm It with the heat from tho body. Put a hot-water bag or aoap.tone Into the bed ong enough before retiring to make mattress and clothes warm. Thla is especially eaaentlal for children. Second-hand air la far worse than a aecond-hand toothbru.h, yet many person, who would be horrified at the use of the latter are willing to Inhale tha air exhaled from other people's lunga. Tha importance of good ventilation where aoveral people are sitting cannot be overemphasized. In pro viding air remember that if two gas Jets are burning they are consuming aa much good air aa four pernor!; and ona kerosene lamp con.umea the same amount. A lamp left with the flame turned down afd. very much to tha Impurity of the air because of Imperfect combustion. If you use a gaa dropllght and' will re move the tubing for a test, you readily see' from the. odor of gna which eacapea how necessary It I. to take It down frequently and air It. Householders seldom know that thai r.n. . - tha to rehouse, from whence come. 60 per cent of tho air of the flrat floor and SO per cent of that on the floor above. If they did there would not be o many dank and noisome placea filled with refuse and mold, spiders, oobwebs, and mice, to aay nothing of decayed vegetable, and fruits. Vapors from all the.0 combine to penetrate the whole house and add their poison to the air that Is breathed by those living abovo them. Every cellar, even If kept free from dirt, should be ventilated as carefully In winter aa In summer. A mu.ty smell shows that mold nlini. .r. ' . are waiting to attack fruit and vegetables. Oold will uoi ju ineae Destructive' germs. There .hould be plenty of air let In the cellar every clear day. Moisture-laden air entertnar It ronrton... .it. - .. pipes and soon makes It so damp that It 1 a menace "oue. A cellars should have dishes of un slaked lima In them: this takea tin mni.ti... i,. ...... ity. When tha lime crumblea. liuin ..1 ..in .. . : ' "ci, ii v.., iiiaracier. it na become - slaked and Will take up no more moisture. It should then be renewed. Numerous 111 effects result from the tr.m.i. air of many overheated house.. Furniture checks and i-racK ana iaus to pieces, piano, lose their tune, house plant, get brown and wither, .kins become parched, throats become sore, and voices grow hoarse. Tha dry atmosphere acts aa a stimulant to tha ner vous system. Sleep is restless and broken. The change from too dry air of the house to the moist air of outdoors causes colds. An Important part of winter ventilation Is often overlooked, that of personal ventilation, lour clothes, your hair, your teeth, all play their part In fouling the air Indoor, by tha odors which emanate from them when not properly cared for. Woolen clothing par ticularly absorbs and retain emanations from tho body and when not In use .hould always be hum? where they will get sun and air; never In a dark, tuffy closet. Remember that your closets need tho air and should have tha doors left open, if you u. not want the air of other room vitiated every tlmo the closet door are open. A quartet of oleomargarine mixers in Ohio, convicted of defrauding the government of f 1,000,000 In revenue taxes, won a sentence of two years In the penitentiary and a fine ot 1 1,000 each. The government did not recover the lost revenue, but It convinced the victims that trifling with federal laws puts a crimp on freedom. German submarines have done little execu tion In British watera lately, but British subsea craft are shockingly active in destroying the freedom of the Du'tlc Sea. It is a lonesome rime that two cannot play at. Twice Told Tales Wanted to Be Bare. lie had taken a transfer from the agent and started serosa to the other Una when a sudden thought struck him and he turned back and asked for the ax tint. "Is thl ticket also a beer check?" "Of course not," waa the reply. "Quod for nothing except to rid somewhere else onT" "That1 alb" "No beer, soda or Ice cream, ehf "Not a bit" "All right all right," mused the man aa h turned away. "Stranger In town, you know got to learn the re ne don't want to miss a good thing. No beer no soda no ice cream. Ouesa I'll ride around and look for a line which haa the Interests ot It patrons at heart." Washington Herald. Not (lalto Bo Cosnpllmeatary. Tha senator and tha major were walking up the avenue. The senator was more than middle aged and considerably more than fat. and dearly aa the major loved him ha also loved hi joke. Tha senator turned with a pleasant .expression on his benign countenance and said: "Major, did you aa that pretty girl smile at met" "Oh. that'e nothing." replied his friend. "The first tlmo I saw you 1 laughed out loud." Harper's Weekly. People and Events A Winnipeg contractor who flew from trouble to Chicago haa engaged eight lawyers to defend him against extradition. HI wad 1 large enough to give justice the Thaw atrangle hold. A New York lawyer of Austrian birth, William Luatgarten. head, a list of signers to an appeal to clt tsens of foreign extraction to drop the hyphen and become Americana without qualification. atrl ushers have been Installed In a Methodist church at Bridgeport. Conn., and the pastor aunounce. the Innovation and tbe reason In these worfe: "I hope that the young men who might otherwise absent themselvea will attend beoauae of the girl usher." When Mr. Henrietta Vertatlie. aged St. wedded George Washington Henry, aged B. at Gloucester. N. J., the bride's grandson and wife acted a beat man and bridesmaid respectively. Mra. Henry la the mother of eighteen children and ha thirteen grand children. During a private hearing m a New York ccurt for possession of the child ot wife number one, the latter edged up to wife number two and punched her in the jaw. Number two came back with a sober plexus which number on countered with a abort arm Jab. At this point ot the melee husband butted In and caught a screaming kick In the stomach delivered by the discarded wife. The lawyer of both aide were about to mtxup when the eeurt called time and ordered tbe scrappers to their corner. With tnese e&cepllona tha private hearing waa atrlctly format That rlet of Saffraae Beatlsarsit. OMAHA. Oct. IX To the Editor of Tb Bee: Tour crttldrm of the Literary Di gest's editorial "What Amrrica Think of Vote, for Women," Is much to the point, but doe. not expose all of the fal lacious cciuiuslons reached by the Digest as a result of the poll ot the press it has tnhon. It ha. sent Inquiries to l.KW pipers In the Vnlted Btate. and then calls $'1 sf flrmativ replies (In favor of woman suf frage) an "overwhelming majority." It skips over "the half thousand wVio did not reply as representing the large fac tlor of the people who view the subject with Indifference." The tame with the question asked In restard to communities, which produced only ZXl favorable re plies out of l.oro. The 472 by making no replies certainly cannot be reasonably counted a. favor able to woman suffrage; in fact, it can be safely assumed from past experience that all those favorable to any move ment., or leiues, are ever ready to rush Into print and would not have missed this oportunlty to send in an affirmative reply. It I much more reasonable to sup pose that they were opposed, ever. If only mildly so, but for some reaaon or other did not care to go on record. Of the communities answering 237 were favorable, 133 urrrtecldcd and 156 ncgntlv and 474 made no answer. Adding the un decided 138 to tha latter would show iW7 undecided and 1M negative, a agalnxt only 237 favorable. Tn this connection It Is also a aucatlon to what extent does editorial opinion rep resent or reflect public opinion. The Literary Digest Intends or attempt to publish a review of the press of tha Vnlted 8tates on Important subject and professes rather to be neutral, L e., to give both sides of those qeustlons. It may be noted, however, that It ts toot free from bias, because It plainly gives more space to whichever aide It hap pcta to favor. Whether that Is by design or unconsciously may be open for dis cussion, but tb effect of It Is to create a wrong Impresplon, tending to boost th favored cause. AN ANTI-SUFFRAGIST. Brother Searle 1 Faeetloaa. OOAlJkALA. Neb., Oct 13,-To the Editor of Th Bee; So much, haa been written In favor of the short ballot, that It remind me of tha early daya on tha Union Paclflo. It was In the early eighties) when elec tion day came only once a year. Aa aoon as the poll were open at Kim ball and all hand had voted, Road master McGregor started east with th work train and the gang. They arrived at North Platte before the poll closed and In time to vote, having voted th gang at every polling place from Kim ball, to North Platte. But they, had everything in their favor to make a fast runi for they were given a clear track, it wa all down hill, and Charley Ell waa In the cab, and they had the ahort ballot. EDWIN M. SEARLE. Express Zone of Boath. Slate. .SOUTH SIDE. OMAHA. Oct. 13,-To the Editor of The Bee: A a continuous customer of the express companies doing business In the old city of South Omaha, now called the South Bide by most Of us, I want to urge those - who are In terested to write letters at once to tha Mebraska State Railway commission at Lincoln and urge them to request th exprea oompanle. to extend their pres ent sone of business in thlk part of Omaha. The express companies now have a dls trlst, I have been Informed, that extend north of M street to L street, from Twenty-seventh street west to Thirty third street, and east of twenty-seventh street north to I street, east to Twentieth street, south to Q street and west to 83d street. Oneslde of this very limited dis trict we have to do the best we can to get our express packagea frm th com panies or ship by them. The express companies deliver goods much further from their offices In Omaha proper and there I no reason why they Should not deliver much further away tn this section. On express agent told me to.iay that he hope the state railway commission will compel them to get and deliver article all over th part that was South Omaha. I have written the Stat Railway commission and aucgested a district as follows: From M street north to I street, west of Twenty-seventh street, and to A street, east of Twenty seventh street, ea.t to Thirteenth atreet, south to Madison street, and west to Thlrty-nlhth street. That district would reach tha sections where the most busi ness would come from and to the ex press companies. T believe th companies will extend tha district on the request of those who are Interested, without being compelled to do so. The present district Include, the packing house district and a part of th business district and a very small resi dence part. Under the plan suggested by m many more people will be reached to their benefit, a well a to th benefit of the exprea companle. F. A. AGNBW. Explanation of Aasjlo-r"rneb. Loss. OMAHA. Oct. 1.1 To the Editor of The Bee: So much ha been said In regard to the Anglo-French loan that Is Incor rect w would like to give a few fact In the case L In regard to withdrawing the money from thin c'untry. It hs been particu larly specified that the entire .urn loanod Bhall remain In thl. country to be dl.bursed In payment for American products: and to be deposited In the banka throughout th United State un til needed for these payments. Even after It haa been withdrawn to pay for mer chandise, it will natuially again reach the banks. !. In regard to th benefit to accrue to American interest. Thl loan 1 la effect an anan.ement by American com mercial and agricultural Interests, with their customer, to accept deferred pay ment covering purchase. I Thla loan is dated October L IMS, maturing October 1, W-O, and Is convert ible Into lS-SWyeer i per cent bonds at the option of the holder. Denomina tion tlo) and upwards. 4. Thee bond, hav net been offered to the public a. yet, but have teen underwritten by a syndicate of bankera and will aoon be offeird to yield almost 61i ter cent Interest returns. i. Tb loan Is not unusually large for an obligation of two nation a The city of New York easily sold last fall. In th worst of money market, an Issue of C IO 0U0. GOO. 1 Thla I th only external loan of Franc and England, except some short term issue of France. These note hav a fixed tnrturlty which are unlike Brit ish consols and Franca rente. T. Th Intvrest which England must pay. Including interest oa recent war loans, la but 1 per cent of th income of th nation. Th Interest on thla la- sue win be one-rirth or one per cent or the Incqroe.of "UglW"!, ajone, 8. Tne Anglo-rrench loan is compar aljlo with other loans recently offered In this cohntry by Germany and Argentina; all constitute the highest and best known principle of flnancln. SAMUEL BURNS. JR. Too Mark Hallowe'ealagr. SOUTH BIDE. Oct. ll.-To the Editor of the Bee: The Hallowe'en "fun" I growing to .uch proportions that some thin will have to be done and don quickly. I thl. Hallowe'enlng to extend over a period of six weeks snd more, or will the authorities make some kind of an effort to confine it to th on day (or night), October SOT Toung, unmanageable Imps are and have been at work for weeks annoying, defiling and destroying property of other people. Complaint, remain complaint, and Indulgent authority thua connive at the guilt. No one object to Innocent and whole some pleasure, but knavery, waggery and petty meanesses should absolutely be stopped. A chief officer in the South Side dis trict told a man who complained. "This is Hallowe'en time." Well, It Is not. That officer ahould either do his duty or re sign. The taxpayers don't want figure heads in offices of public trust, basking In the sunshine of big pay checks. The gigantic scale of present lawless ness I none other than th outgrowth of just such rascality a Is being winked at and openly permitted by devil-may-care parent and ease-loving, Indifferent or Inefficient officer. Order should be issued and rigidly en forced without fear or favor. Let some thing be dona. L. USES TO A LAUGH. . "What did you say your business wasT "I am a critic." "You criticise people?" "Ton might aay bo, yes " "And do you mean to tall m yea get paid for that?" Louis villa Cburiar-Jtxir-nal. "As I understand It. you lecture on th uh.lect of peace at any price." "Not at any price. Mr ratea are 3W per lecture." Kansaa City Journal. He Don't have anv mora of those eon founded pickled beets when I tavlt guest. She Then don't Invite any more of them to dinner. Boston Traneript. Editorial Viewpoint Washington Post: Should Italy ex change wireless telephone greeting with Hawaii. It would be just like Vesuvius to throw It up to Mauna Loa for being a dead one. Boston Transcript: Do not rush to an oculist th flrat time you feel that un canny tingling sensation in th head you may merely be In the way of ona of those wireless telephone messages. Cleveland Plain Dealer: If It ha taken Niagara Falls 86,000 years, a modern scientist assert, to cut through seven miles of rock to It present verge, how long before that did tb first honey, mooning bridal couple gas upon It wonder. T Louisville Courier-Journal: Tuan Shi Kal's attitude on th question of the res toration of the monarchy In China seem to be about this: I am a democrat and believe In th rule of th people. IX th people want a monarchy, and want ma as their monarch, pass along the crown. Springfield Republican: In forcing the resignation of Consul St. John Gaffney at Munich for violent public manifestation of pro-German sympathies and discour tesies to people not quite of his way of thinking, the Wilson administration prob ably draws cuss word from some ether quarter. Baltimore American: A Belgian woman and her son, people of social prominence, have been jailed for singing the Belgian national hymn within their own doors. Evidently th conqueror of Belgium hav not yet learned that th surest way to emphasise resistance in th conquered la to make martyrs of them. It la also the quickest way to enlist for them th sympathy r ' the outside world, with a correspond feeling against the rule which will descend to such petty tyranny. Philadelphia Record: In the decision declaring tha "Movie Trust" a monopoly, the reason pro and con are stated with admirable Impartiality. A patentee, hav ing exclusive rights of sale, controls and, tn that sense, monopolizes the trade In the patented article. It ia wrong, however, by any illegal restraint of trade, to monopolize it. "On the ona hand," says the court, "It cannot hav been the In tent to make it unlawful to acquire th right which the law has conferred; on the other hand, it cannot be that tha grant ot a patent right confers a license to do that which the law condemns." Jack Bunsby never parted an opinion In the middle with greater accuracy. KABIBBLE KABARET I PO MOT ytrVf TO . n H A RHTHT TO TIP HIS HAT 15 Mi HE TRSATVt VW At A LAtyAS HP STILL HAS HOftS OF MAMf YOU HIS wire! "When I was a boy," said Mr. Cumrex, "my father used to reprove me for read ing dime novels." "It w meant for th best." "But a person ought to get beyond that sort of discipline sometime. Now my daughter reprove me for wantlny to see all th moving pictures." Washington Star. "I see In some section of thl country th ladle outnumber the men. In other words, there are some ladles who appar ently haven't been able to get husbands." "What of It?" "I think the ladle should be allowed a sort of a tag day." Lou4Tlll Courier-Journal. A CERTAIN DUTY YOU OWE YOURSELF Build Up That R on-Down De bilitated System and Enjoy Good Health. Tou owe yourself a duty, and that Is, after you hav overtaxed th vital organs to such an extent that they hav become . weak and almost exhausted, you should by all means take something which will , help them to perform their dally work. A something la needed, and that some thing ha been found, that will Invigor ate and give them renewed strength to perform tha dutie expected of them. 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