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October 10
Thought for the Day
5 0ttJ hy Mmry L. Alttr.
Grew o!i aloruj with mtt
Th$ bttt i yi to
74 Us( of lift for which Ikt firit tea made:
Our titnu art in hit hand
HA taith, "A wholt 1 plunntd,
Youth thmet but half; trust 0 -d; tt all nor bt
afraid." Itob't. Brwning.
The last Ak-8ar-Ben court ball la always the,
belt.
Whoever mixed those Balkans up did a won
derful job of It
"Alexander' Rag Time Band" has to take a
back "eat for Alexander'! twirling ball.
The financial exhibit for the first tame of
the world aeries looks even better than a "Billy"
Sunday collection.
Still, the weather man could have been more
gracious had he shoved the mercury In his ther
mometer up a few degrees.
What's the hurry about that vacant Nebraska
federal judgeship when the president's fiancee
las first claim on his time?
Kepeated readings of the October crop re
port Is recommended as a sure cure for a butt
ress grouch?
Calling British diplomacy "ghastly" Is an
other wax of stigmatising the failure of the
entente allies to outbid their opponents, at the
Balkan auction.
Here's a suggestion for the next style show
put on by our Omaha retail merchants: Let
the feature of the exhibit be a small-scale re
production of the Coronation ball.
For some reason or other the submarine
game seems to have lapsed Into Innocuous desue
tude as soon aa sinking passenger boats without
warning or opportunity to take off Innocent
ttoncombatants Is barred.
Tat Moran and his boys" "Bill Carrlgan
and some of his boys." Do you get the smoke
cf turf? Not from Dublin, Cork or Fortadown.
Only Boston and Philadelphia contenders for
tha basa ball championship. Let It go at that.
It Is not the price charged by the city for
the Auditorium that counts as much as the price
of admission to be charged at the door. A pub
licly owned auditorium should offer popular
entertainment at popular prices, so that all of
the people may share the benefits.
British Diplomacy,
British diplomacy In the preeent world crisis
does not measure tip anywhere near the stand
ard of days gone by. When such giants as Dis
raeli, Gladstone and others who led British
statesmanship In the past, are recalled, the
efforts of Earl Grey seem more than ever futile
In comparison. One London paper, reviewing
recent events, complains that the failures of the
Foreign office have been "ghastly." This Is a
mild term to apply, when the seriousness of the
situation so far as the British empire Is con
cerned. Is realized.
The failure of the negotiations with the
Balkans is not the most costly of a series of
J British diplomatic blunders, running back to the
' days before the war commenced. The most stu-
rtndous of these mistakes has been the British
dealings with the United States. In this matter
the attitude of Great Britain has been one of
reliance on the strength of friendship of a cen
tury, taking It for granted, apparently, that we
v.ould be willing to acquiesce In almost anything
that might be done, short of open affront, thus
alienating sympathy and support that might
otherwise have been unquestioning. If any
kindly feeling for the Allies remains here. It is
iu spite of, rather than because of, the actions
of Grat Britain.
Events of the utmost magnitude are now
shaping, and It need not surprise any if the
ultra-conservatives, who have so far had much
to say as to England's course In the war, are
shaken from their hold on the destiny of the
empire.
Co-Operatm Thrift.
A notable exhibit of progressiva thrift
despite the disturbance of business In war time
la shown In the annual reports of Nebraska
building, aavlngs and loan associations sum
marized by the State Banking department. The
fiscal year ending June 30, last, covered the
first eleven months of the world war and the
most critical period of disrupted business. Yet
the report gives no material -evidence of re
tarded business or arrested development.
The assets of all associations,'-aeventy-one
In number, total $41,$0,000, a gain bt 14.(22.
000 over the preceding annual report and ex
ceeding by 1296,000 the Increase of the normal
business year of 1913-14. A corresponding
gain Is noted In membership, which has ad
vanced to 63,765, an Increase of 8,411. Re
ceipts for the year amounted to 324,343,000, a
sum threefold greater than the total assets of
the associations ten years ago. The chief Items
of disbursements wtre 3.311 home loans and
3.804 building loans. All this vast business
was handled at a salary cost of 1202,000. lues
than 1 per cent of the total.
Saving and home ownership are the founda
tion upon which these associations have bullded
to heights far beyo'nd the dreams of the found
crsT Like all financial Institutions striving for
support and public confidence, years of struggle
were required to demonstrate their usefulness
and reliability. Once that goal was reached,
progress equalled the ability of the managers
to employ the money. In the last ten years the
gala In assets l almost sixfold, and fivefold in
annual receipts.
Only seven states In the union outrank Ne
braska in this line of co-operative work. No
state wtit of the Mississippi or south of the
Ohio equals the progress making here. And
this high rank has its roots la protective laws
firmly and wisely administered and the foatering
tuperviaiou of the State Banking department
, Eoyal Blood of Powhattan.
The lineage of President Wilson's fiancee,
Mrs. Onlt. Is said to be traceable(to Pocahontas,
fair daughter of Powhattan, wife of John Rolfe,
and victim of London'slvlllzed way of living.
What could be more appropriate than to have
this member of one of the real First Families of
Virginia presiding, as first lady of the land, over
the affairs of the White House, and, by her good
counsel and charming way, shaping In some de
gree the, destiny of the nation? Inconoclasts
have snatched with impious hands at the laurels
or her grandmother, many times back, alleging
that John Smith was so many different kinds of
a liar, both In lublle and private, that no de
pendence can be placed on any of his stories,
and, least of all, on bis pretty yarn of how the
dusky Indian princess Interposed her own head
to ssve bis from the bludgeon of her royal fath
er's executioner. Soma even go so far as to
prove that Powhattan, himself, was a liar of no
mean ability, and that he had many of the at
tributes that later made bis race the type of
vagabondage that still holds supremacy. But
there's no denying . Pocahontas, and now that
one whose blood holds some kin to that of the
storied princess Is coming Into the highest place
ve can give a woman under our Imperfect
ncheme of things, lot all of us rejoice at Its fit
ness, and recall what Tennyson wrote:
Believe me, Clara Vere de Vere,
From the blue heavens above us bent
The Gardener, Adam, and his wife
Biulle at our claims of long descent
Has He EiUblithed Industrial Millennium t
Has the Industrial tuiUenlum, so long hoped
Sot, been established In Colorado by Mr. Rocke
feller's plan for, handling his workmen? John
D., jr., eays he has told his people there must be
no more strikes. This Is very encouraging, so
far as It goes, for It lnferentlally justifies the
conclusion that Mr.. Rockefeller has determined
that strikes are costly, even to the winning side,
while frequently they are disastrous In the ex
treme to the loser. Ills plan for future handling
of the Industrial affairs of the Colorado Fuel
and Iron company has been endorsed by all par
ties concerned therein, and goes Into effect at
once. Only the future can determine Us effect
Mr. Rockefeller, In his present optimistic
mood, should tincture bis calculations with some
allowance for human fallibility, and the babit
men have of changing their minds. Ambition
destroyed a considerable proportion of the an
t,rls, once, and It may have some Influence over
the workings of the new model wage agreement
However, any hopes Mr. Rockefeller may have
for Its ultimate success will be shared by all
well wishers of the race, but not many will pro
ceed on the theory that evil la to vanish because
of one man's efforts.
Steel Pricei and the Naval Projram.
Two elements of public Interest are Just now
combining to monopolise a considerable portion
of that casual attention the American citizen
gives to his affairs. One of these Is that the
democratic administration has determined on an
ambitious program for naval construction, to be
provided for by the coming congress. The other
la that the price of steel has advanced at least 20
ier cent, and the big ships will consequently
cut that much more. Iu other words, a dread
naught contracted for last spring at 115,000,000
will now cost f 18, 000.000, and other -things in
pioportlon. This advance is due In part to the
uncommon demand of Europe for American steel.
But the democrats should not be permitted
to hide behind the war demand for steel and thus
t scape the responsibility for the result of their
own shortsightedness. When congress was In
session last spring, and the appropriation bills
were under consideration, the needs for addi
tional warships was as urgent and as apparent
as It Is today, but the democrats cut out the
Items that would have provided for the very
things they are uow demanding. Thla action has
the effect of increasing the expense at the outset
bj ona-fiftband no telling how much more be
fore the ships are ready to take the water.
It is only one Of the continual succession of
b'unders made by the present administration, In
Its efforts to be on both tides of the peace ques
tion at one and the same' time. Preparedness Is
desirable, and to accomplish It Is going to cost
20 per cent more because the president and bis
advisers foozled when they had their chance.
The United States. Japan and Great Britain
areenterlng energetically Into the dye-making
Industry. By the time the Teutons suspend the
present die business the monopoly In dyes here
tofore enjoyed by Oermany will resemble the
fragments of a Big Bertha explosion.
The awakening Is slow but sure. A federal
court jolts the politicians of Oklahoma with the
emphatic ruling that the grandfather law is
useless as a shelter for political crook. That's
the grade of talk which carries a punch to the
atuffers.
UW TTOTOm BOIIWiTla.
,HB death- of Major Church Howe recalla
SECULAR SHOTS AT PULPIT.
the
I atirrlna tlmea In Nebraska politics a quarter of a
Century aao In which he waa alwaya close to the
storm renter. It waa for the moet part before 1 had
any participation In polltl' al mcdiclne-mlxlna:, hut
wlt'Jn the pe.lod of Intereeted oheervatlon. "Church'
wa what we would tall "a ro4 otd acotit." lie waa
a hard flR-hter and continuously at it. and. beat of all,
would accept a victory or a tefrat with the mime food
It race. He had an un-eiaulcnhle feud with "Tom"
Majnra In his own county, which waa too small to
hold two such am. ltloun atateamen at pi ace within Its
limited . boundarlca. It waa an almoet once-a-year
apectacla to have "CTiurch" and "Tom" o through
tha motlona of "burylna the hatchet'' and "amoklng
the pipe of peace," to re followed almoet Instantane
ously with another war dance and mutual recrimina
tions of bad f ilth and treachery.
Let ma Inform thoae to whom thla era of Kebraaka
poll! lea la ancient history, written In an unknown
Ianuae, that "Chunh" and "Tom" alternated for
vrara aa the bellwethers of the legrisiaturea, both poa
Ing aa farmers, "Church" being the chief manipulator
for the Mlanourl I'a-lfic combination, and "Tom" the
handy man for the Riirllnaton. The uncompromising
fight of The I'ee and Its founder against corporate
control and railroad domination waa what led to Its
determined oprl'lon to that sort of political leader
ahlp and cu'mlnated in a holt of "Church's" nomina
tion for continue by a railroad-packed convention In
li, when The lira took up John A. Mcflhane, the
democratic candidate, and gave "Church" a drubbing
he never forgot. Thla contest came off In the old
First district whi h Included hoth Lincoln and Omaha,
Kebraaka being tlicn accorded only three member a of
congreaa. This dletilct, which sent a republican to
Washington for the preceding term, and anotiier
republican for the succeeding term, snowed "Church"
down under an avalanche of an adverse majority of
7.000 voles.
Tet there waa more political history than that In
this fight, ft r on It turned also the re-election or re
tirement of Senator Charles H. Van Wyck. While
refusing to aupport "Church" aa the republican nomi
nee for conarees, my father, Edward Roaewater, was
ardent In Ma support of Van Wyck, and was, himself,
running as a Van Wyck man on the republican ticket
for float atate renator In a district made up of tougtea
and Sarpy counties. It turned out that tha vote-ometer
was eet so strong for Methane that Mr. Roaewater.
despite a substantial n ajorlty In his own county, was
counted out by a small margin down In Sarpy In
favor of the democrat, a Mr. Campbell. My father
was convinced In his own mind that he had been
elected on any fa'r count of the ballots, and waa urged
to contest, but de lined t-ecauae he did not want ta
complicate the altuatlon of Van Wyck. which waa at
best precat Ioim. Van Wyck was beaten finally when
his re-election would without doubt have been aaaured.
had ha had another enthusiastic and resourceful
champion In the state senate, an he would thus have
had, and he waa told more than once that he had
beaten himself by permitting Church How to seise
the congressional nomination with foredoomed defeat
staring him In the face.
I want to say this, however, for Church Howe:
that he got t.ravely over bis disappointment, if he felt
any, and the same man, who atopped him from going
to congress, helped him achieve a much dearer ambi
tion when he aaked for a consular appointment fnMl
President MrKlnley. "Church" had been the member
of the republican national committee for Nebraska,
and In that capacity aaw the opportunity and aelzed U
to maka John M. Thurston temporary chairman of the
ISM national convention. Senator Thuraton was ap
preciative and grateful, and with the combined en
doraement of Senator Thuraton and Edward Rose
water. Major How secured th coveted place, and
spent what h has often told me were the moat de
lUhtful years of his life representing the United
States commercially In Belgium, In England and
Canada.
While mentioning ex-Senator Thurston, did you se
where a leuer-oox coninnuiw in mnor u j, whub
th es-senator for his disparagement of "Billy" Sun
day' evanRellstle acrobatic, harked back to a -famous
murder trial In which th K-senator wa accused of
Indulging In som legal gymnaattca of hi own? Notn
Ing I to be gained by renewing discussion of th guilt
or Innocence of tho defendant on that occasion, which
may b readily Identified, beyond th particular Inci
dent in quetlon, which I happen to remember dl
tlnctly. An Important phase of th defense which Mr.
Thurston had eet up for hi client, turned upon th
xplnnntlon t-at th revolver wt.tch fired the fatal shot
had been kept handy because of th recent .Intrusion
of a buralar who had mad hi getaway through a
certain cellar window. Thla excuse, or Justification,
wa thorotghlv ridiculed hy th attorneys for th
prosecution. They had th dlmenaion of th window
taken and Instated that no full-grown man, auch a
the aliened burglar waa described to be, could poaalbly
squeexe himself through this small aperture, which
waa about th slsa of an ordinary door transom. When
JudR Thurston cam to deal with thla part of th ar.
gument. he aprang th spectacular coup of tha per
formance: He had the window frame and aash re
moved from th house, and brought Into the coutt
room, where he set It up befor the Jury, and himself
crawled through' it on his hands and knee. The trial
took place in th criminal court room of th old court
bouse, (then new), that had but lately been completed
and occupird, and played to starcMng room only for
more than a week. Though the court room could not
accommodate anywhere near aa many people a th
Sunday Tabernacle, th proportion turned away wa
Juat treat. If not greater. Men and women stood In
line for hour to get In, carrying their lunches with
them, refualnff to leave during the noon recess for fear
they might not be able to regain their place, and
Mint of u boy of th neighborhood made qutte a
little pin money fetching aandwiche or holding aeata
for entranced spectators eager not to mlaa a momeut
of th trial , t
Twice Told Tales
i ;
railed Ilia Blaff.
There are- a lot of foMr-fliiahers who go throuto
life without learning that four-fluahlng U a fine' art
Such ar beneath contempt- But one haa great ad
miration for those few who have mastered th gam a
"If a man celled me a liar." asserted on of auch
"I'd aall in and I'ck him if he weighed S pounds."
"Well, you big Huff." answered one who waa tired
of listening, "I call you, right her and now. Totfr
a Ibir."
' "llluff yourself," came back the artist, without a
minute' healtatlon. "Ton don't weigh more than 15J.
and you know what I said." Hartford Courant
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-xiiii nis
Th republican county convention named a ticket
including William Coburn for eherlff. Henry Bolln for
treaaurer, Charle P. Needhara for clerk. J. H. Mo
Culloch for county judge. J. I. Brunner for auperln
tendent Oeorge Smith for urvyor, Mtka Meaney for
commissioner and Lmule Berka, L Hlalcy and Gu
tav Andeiaon for Juatlcea of th peace, E. W. Elmeral
was mad eounty chairman.
Th wheel tournament wa well attended for th
cloving program, among the wlnnere being: Quarter
m'lo, T. K. mackmore; two-mile atraUht, champion.
shl, T V. Blackmore: one-m'lo open. John O. Hitch
cock; half mile, boya. Stuart Shears; half-mil cono
latlon, Harry Badolet; half-mil tricycle, E. 8. Rarf
Tha Vrlty club wa organised last night at the
Colly church with tl.eae oftlcera: William Wallace,
preetdent; W. E. Lwla, A. 8. Pollock and W. E Copa
Un4, vice preoldeuta; Mlu Jennie Grant, secretary
treaaurer. ' Th club will devote Ita tlm to the at tidy
ct Fiench history and Ha meeting will b enlivened
by tnutio under th direction of Adolph Meyer and
dramatics under the direction of Mr. A. O. bhreeVe.
K. Rtcker in St Mary a avenue, want a middle
aged Uvrnuui alrl wno understand sewing and house
woik '
Washington Tost: Tru to our theo
logical principle, all we can ay of thla
proposed union of Northern nd South
ern rresbytertana I that whatever la
to be will b.
Houaton Post: A New fork Unitarian
a) no man ever lived who aver knew
a thing about hU, but w fancy ha
never knew what It waa to want
fourth -class poetoffloe and fall to land It
Springfield Kepublican: Th famous
"amen corner" of the old-time politician
In the Fifth avenue hotel Is to have a
virtuous auccesaor In th "Interchurch
clergy club," which already haa S0
clergymen on Its roll for charter memb
ership. Th meeting place will be In the
Fifth Avenue building on tho H t
th historic hotel and th purpose will
be "fraternal acquaintance, relaxation
and social and scholarly fellowahlp.''
Any purpose of propaganda or "strenuous
program a ' la disclaimed, but th
club' very existence ought to b of
practical help to th causa of church
unity.
Baltimore American: Out of th west
comes a religious young Lochinvar with
a past career that put "Billy" Sunday'
baae ball record quit out of comparlaon.
Al Jenmnga, once famous from El Keno
to Fort Turn a a railroad bandit and
general highway terror, and one aenl
to the pen with a life sentence against
him on th books, is now, as ha calls
himeeif, a "devil ahooter" and he be
gin thla week a three-week religious
campaign In Brooklyn, during th pro
greas of which he haa promised to "shoot
th borough full of 45-callber religion."
President Taft commuted hi prison term
to five year and last year, being again
in good citizenship standing, he waa an
announced candidate for governor of
Oklahoma. There la a plain reference In
on of tha quoted utterance of th ex
bandit to the Rev. "Billy" Sunday. In an
Interview on hi arrival In Brooklyn
be remarked: "I won t Insult the In
telligence of my audience by using
the gyrations' of a monkey In the pul
pit" Thla kind of talk would eem to
Imply something of a feeling of rivalry
on the part of the ex-bandit preacher
toward Mr. tSunday, and not an entirely
friendly rivalry.
WOMEN'S ACTIVITIES.
Got. Willis of Ohio haa decreed that
non but an Ohio woman shall manage
th new state institution In MaryayiUe,
Ohio, which Is a reformatory for women.
Margaret Haley, bualnesa agent of th
Teachera' Federation of Chicago, ha
been chosen a member of tha Legislative
Committee of the Chicago Federation of
Labor. Her vote waa th largeat of any
one who waa opposed for election.
' A Russian Sister of Charity, Mlra Iva
novna, serving aa a nurse, rallied the de
moralised troopa In a recent battle,
charged the oncoming Germane, captured
a trench and fell mortally wounded. But
before h did all this, ahe wa a hero.
Martha Washington, 72. a former alave,
la enrolled In the night school of Cin
cinnati. Sh ha been attending the eve
ning claaaea from th Ilrat year they
have been or ga nixed, fifteen year ago,
and aaya he will not quit until ah haa
teen awarded a diploma op. merit .
Tha Q. A. R. veterana did not attract
trior attention at tha recent meeting at
Washington than the twenty-five sur
viving nurses of th civU war who ar
banded together in a national association.
Like tha Orand Army itself, this cannot
t recruited, and each year may number
on leaa of these valiant women who did
their ahar to mak th oldiera auccesst
f ul In their adherence to duty.
Bealdes Mr. Joaiah Evan Cowlea of
California, othar caudidatea for preai
dent of th General Federation of Wom
en' CLuba, which will bold It biennial
convention in New York next aprlng, are:
Mr. Samuel R. Sneath of Ohio, Mis
Georgia A. Bacon of Massachusetts, Miss
Mary Garrett Hay of New York, and It
la possible that Chicago will have a can
didate. ,
Goucher college, Baltimore Md., la
aid to have th lowest marriage rat
of any of th women' collegea. The
record anew that there ar U9 alum
liae. and of thla number but 465, or 38
per cant, ar married. Of th married
but 227, or W per cent have children, and
only about Ki-lOOths of a child to each
married woman; or. on the seal of all
th alumnae, but Sli-lOOth of a child for
ach graduate.
AROUND THE CITIES.
Buffalo claims a population of 440,000.
rest Such practlcea ar deemed un
ethical and mildly reprehensible.
Oakland, Cat, claims tha finest con
vention ball In th west It cost 11.0.
000, and will seat 10,000 persona In the
arena and 1.600 In the theatre part
Tha Bait Lake Tribune notea with due
olemnity that five delegate attended a
prohibition convention In that city and
each deiefat won an office
New York Ctty haa already spent 100,
000,000 in constructing new subway.
Outstanding contract for subway and
elevated lines call for $i;s,000,000 mora.
Jitney operator at Wichita have In
augurated regular service runs between
tho city and nearby towns, for a distance
of twenty-eUbt lullea. Rut Jitney far
are suffer tnan railroad farea.
Th Board of Health of Kanaa Ctty
baa been vested with power over pri
vate aa wall aa pubi.o hoapitai. A thor
ough aystera of supervision i to b In
augurated and detailed reports requir
ed The cuatomary aftermath of a hot elec
tion la observed Jn Mlnneapolla where the
drya accused th' wet of stuffing th
ballot boxe with questionable vote to
th number of 8.700. Th wet won by
.4V.
Buried treaaur hunter at' Columbus,
dug up th bank of the Scioto river
without sinking "pay dirt." At the same
tint two turitty boy gathered up th
exposed worms. Sold thein to flahermeu
and filled their pocket wlih money.
Th g30,000-a-year kpartment houa haa
arrived In New fork. That la th top
figure for a whole floor, with library,
conservatory, salon, galleries, open ttr-
place and gueat room. Th whole
building ia "the last word" in aparUnent
houa construction.
The Bar association of St Joseph. Mo.,
threatens to chaaua some of the legal
brethren who ar not aatlofled with U
flfty-fUty split and InsUt on taking a
larger slice, evea to th whole cheea.
In ton lnatancea th lhlg-int geta th
experience, while th lawyer take th
Baa Francisco and Loa Angela ar hot
rivala for th populatloa prtxe on th
coast Both claim a population of ).
and soma over. San Frahclaco amile
aerenely at th southern rivala claima
and aska why the taxable property of
Loa Angelea county, 1000 aqua re mllea.
la only 1115.864.000 while that of San
Franeieco County, forty-aeven aquar
mile, total lS41,fcM,AT
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Lota of city farmer mak a specialty
of sowing wild oat a.
Many a man who len't a liar doesn't
tell all th truth he knows.
And a lot of people would rather be
lieve a lie than the nude truth.
If one doesn't believe that hhneety la
the best policy one should try It
When the sun shines lay aald a little
of your enthusiasm for a rainy day.
It take a conaclentlou man to enjoy
hi work If the remuneration I small.
It Is difficult to convince th head
of th bouse that two beads are better
than one
Labor I tha foundation of many a big
fortunebut not necessarily of the la
borer's. And lota of people who think they have
nothing but trouble don't know what
trouble really 1.
And some married men believe that
they should be allowed to spend part of
th money they earn
How w dislike tha thoughtless person
who always change the subject of con
versation when It's In our favor.
Beware of the friendly chap who pats
you on th back. The chance ar that
he ia trying to Jingle th coin in your
pocket Chicago Newa.
TABLOIDS OF SCIENCE.
Tea and coffee should be kept In glass
Jar rather than In tin canisters,
A textile made In China from raw silk
can be burled In th earth a year with
out deteriorating.
The French hare found that by feed
ing silkworms mulberry leaves soaked In
dye the. wc will color their own sUk.
German g Japanese physician, work
ing together, have demonstrated that It
la feasible to disinfect the mouth, nose
and other body cavltle with th ultra
violet rays.
With a therm o-electrio battery of his
own Invention a scientist of th United
State bureau of standards haa measured
the heat from 111 celestial bodies. Includ
ing 105 star.
A German method for removing stump
Is simpler and less dangerous than our
way. They bore a hole In the stump and i
pour Into it equal part of nitric and ;
sulphuric acid. After a few weeks thai
largeat stump of hardwood ar eaten by
the acid and easily crumbled with a pick.
The odor of clove haa been known to
destroy microbe In thlrty-frv minute,
cinnamon will kill a em species In twelve
minute and thyme In thirty-five min
ute. In forty-five minute common wild
verbena I found effective, while the odor
of some geranium flower ha destroyed
various forms of microbes In fifty minutes.
DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES.
"So you honestly think you bav the
marteat boy on earth?"
"Maybe he len t yet; but he will be If
be keepe on making me aniwer all tha
questions he can think up." Philadel
phia Ledger.
He Ann. I Intend to put my foot down
on the next purchase for this hotiee.
Khe All right William; you'll put It
down on a new carpet. Baltimora
American.
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"A eoft answer turn away wrath, yoa
know."
"Yes," replied Mlsa Cayenne; "but you
want to beware of the person who baa
cultivated his powers of dissimulation
suf Ucicntly to be always able to give
one." Washington Siar.
"Can I get off tomorrow, boss, for a
wedding?"
"Do you have to go?"
"Id Ilk to I'm the bridegroom."-
Life.
"WHAT MATTERS IT V
Sol L. Long. In Kansas City Star.
"Fifty years and old and aray "
Not on your life, my son!
I've seen fifty years, but th whitened!
hair
Speak only of victories won.
I
"Fifty year and the lights burn low
And the notes are falling due"
Not ao, my son, I am young full young1,
As your bretnren are or you.
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"Fifty years, and life is stale"
Aye, no, 'tis a sweeter thing
Then when I waa young, as you ar
young.
With hair like th raven' wing.
"Fifty years with their careg and fears'
And their sorrows and bitter pain"
Tou speak as a madman, son of mine.
In you I am young again.
Aye, young in you, and your brethren,
too.
And your sister who yet la here.
And youneer still In her who has passed
To the land where skies are clear.
Fifty yearn what msttera It, eon?
'Tib a bar of the song we sing.
We are, and for aye shall ever !s
As old, and aa young, aa the King.
SIGNPOSTS OF PROGRESS.
Baker who sell short-weight bread In
New Zeals nd during war time, and who
are successfully prosecuted, are compelled
to advertise the fact In the newspaper. I
Water Issues from an artesian weU on
a Georgia farm with sufficient fore to:
light It owner's houa and barn with
electricity and to give hira power for
email machinery.
There war 1,666,967 automobile In us
In th United Statea at tire end of 1911
The revenue paid to the state from auto
mobile licenses amounted to 112,270,034,
and chauffeurs' fees reached th total of
$427,179. .
Thos heavy order for railroad equip
ment, reported by the ateel trade. Indi
cate a growing confidence In the future
that should be rather heartening to the
rest of the country, which Is well aware
that the railroad never let tboir optim
ism run amuck.
A hydro-electro project involving about
$2,000,000. for the development of which a
company composed of Americans and
Spanish capitalist haa been formed, con
template tho building of a large power
plant In the mountaina of Tayaba near
the Paciflo coast of Luxon.
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