TTIK HKK: OMAHA. WKHNKSPAY, OCTOBKU 6. 1915. THE OMAHA DAILY DEE rOUNPKD nT EDV.'A-" . RORKWATER. VICTOR ROSKWATtl . CDITOR. Tse Bee Publishing Compin) Proprietor. nrS BUILDING, FARNA M AND EVENTENt7T rntarsd et Omaha poetofflre aa cond-claaa matter. IE.KMS OF (JBik'HIPTION. By carrier By mall per month. per year. iMT end Sunday... r r ") Jally without Hurray.... .o 4 OS '.ventr.g anl unc . v 4"r M Kvtntnf without Sunday Sunday Pee only .w Send notice of chars of addrree or romn'alnta of Irregularity la delivery to Omaha Boa, Circulation Department. REMITTANcr. ewihj T draft. ernre or p"'! order. Only two rent alien x received In psyment of email ee count lr..nal clerk. except on Omaha and tarn atehange, aot screpted. OFFHr;S. Omaha Th Bra KulMing foiith Omshe SSil N street Council H.uffe 14 North Main (tract. Vliculn-K Little Building. . Chicago--'! Uart MiilVmg Kw York -ttoom I'M M Fifth avenue. , Pt loola- aflB Sew I'ank -f I'oinmerce. Washington :a Fourteenth St.. N. W. COR H Ke f( N V KNOB. AAdreas communlrailone rattn(r to new aict edl LmmU matter to Omaha, bee. MitorleJ VyrUUi. KI'ITKMHKR CIHCTLAI IOX. 54,663 State f N(braka, Count of Douglne, a: liwlght Willi ma, circulation manager of Tha Baa Publishing- eompiiny, l.lna d iv nrn, saya that tne average circulation for tn month o( fcpimler, lDlb, waa En '-V IAVIGHT WILLIAMS, Circulation Manager. Suhacrt. ed In mr p fnc and .sworn to before, me. thla lat day of Octolx-r, HOUKUT HUNTS, ft. Notary Publla fiubacribera leaving the city temporarily bonld bare The Beo mailed to them. Ad dress will b chenged aa often requested. r October Thought for tht Day 5.e y Mr John W. Vrf "Straight U tht lint of duty, Oumd it tht lint of beauty. Folio tf4 ttralht lintyou mil Tht evrvtd lint tvtr follows thtt. " Pmo, prosperity, progress, preparedness- all of them begin with big Every etrmngar within oar gates should be enlisted bootter for Omaha before he get away. ' The transition of French absinthe Into gun notton serves to preserve Its reputation as killer. Talk of Issuing bonds is heard in .Washing ton. Bonds are the trademark: of a democratic administration. Yes, but after you hare brightened your cor rer, spread out and help the other fellow brighten bis corner. Still, If the Wall street gamblers must bet on something, betting on "war babies" Is as di verting pastime as any. But the losses andgains on the Franco-German gridiron are not enough to bring the ball Tvlihin kicking distance of the goal. No matter how confusing and complicating the rtral claims arpetr, war bulletin manufac turers deserve credit for striving nobly to satisfy nil tastes and views. The traveling men read The Bee If any one oubted It, he would be convinced by the flood of letters answering the letter box contributor ho slurred the traveling men as a class. The solemn stillness brooding over London these days may be measured by the fact that tbt mayoralty election caused far less commotion than ft like event In Benson or Klorenoe. Vote hustlers at the HooMler capital exhib ited uncommon zeal and industry In keeping tepeaters In circulation, but Philadelphia's recti-d as a graveyard vote-getter remains un tarnished. ' The government Is reminded as emphatically as the Individual that speeding up swells the pressure on the treasury. Increased speed in the proposed warships makes the cost leap front fl3.000.000 to $18,000,000. Going some! Our democratic state treasurer has discon tinued the monthly exhibits showing the exact distribution among depositories of the money la his custody. Better get back to the good old republican policy of publicity before It ts too Ute. Minneapolis and St, Paul have gone wet. The entarprt&lng bunch who run a "dry" newspaper In Omaha and "wet papers" In those two cities to "catch 'em a-comln and a-goln " at one and the same time, seem to make luckier guessea up there than down here. im toitM ka tmj Tha initial refrntta bf tha Omaha Uoalna aaio.lation at Cut-off 4ake waa a sraiitj lucreu. Winner In tha ra-ee ware: Junior lnU-i, A. Phlvcrlck; iloubln acull, rutli and Gordon; acnlor acu la, Coble; four-oarvd he!L the Connor crew. cinlttng of Connor, Touaalln, Wl;ccx and lirown. The Flrit Method;.! F!pla-olal church la t slva a reoeptlon Thurntny evvtilna In Its rartora on Daven jKrt etrt. tetwevn Kevmteenth and CIIhteenth atreeta, to il uiiie and gvt arqualntixt with III n pxtor. Rev. Mr. McKa K. . Kid.ard And.igun of the audltlns dofartment of tha I'nion i'uiiflc and Ml-a Ocrlle Oldham at Dallis City, III., were united to marriage at the home of the ""Ida. , McNish, Slavin A Johneon's mlntrvl ahow la hotd tcc the toarda at I!u)d'a. A nvimber of Omaha gentlemen, among them t. It Maetoe. Joaph Carneau, Jr., and Churchill Parser, have aona to XL LouU to aeo If they can secure a number of food horae for a fall racing tneet la thle city. A meetirs f the Youns Men's Clirtatlan eeeocletto adopted reaolutlcn to proceed with the erection ef a new bulldinf. P. C. Hlmetaugh baa offered to head tha eubeciiptloB liat w th $3 0. A tHiildlng oommltUe has ben appointed made up of O. r. tavia. Leavlu Cunham, Howard B. fcwlUi, WUlUa tlaoJag ao4 Dr. T. 8. Leieecrtng. Germany Makes Amends. Germany has apparently ended a serious dip lomatic situation by complete and unreserved ac quiescence In the demands of the American gov ernment, so fsr as the Arabic rase Is concerned. The Imperial German government acknowledges that the captain of the submarine disregarded his orders, and disavows his action, promising to pay Indemnity for the American lives and rioperty lost through the captain's misconduct. This will set st rest the matter of the Arabic, though bringing us back to the Lusltanla case. In giving the orders, recently quoted, to Us submarine commanders that they must make sure of the enemy status of vessels before at tacking, to observe further the regulation of visit and search, Rtid Insure the safety of pas S"ngerB and crews of vessels sunk, the German submarine warfare Is brought fairly within the srope of humane warfare, If there Is such thing. With then points conceded, it may not be so difficult for tbe German government to rtcede from Its position on the Lusltanla attack, and so remove the remaining Incitement to fric tion In the relations between the two countries. The School Board is Eight. The majority members of the Omaha School board deserve commendation and support for firmly adhering to the position that tbe consti tution of Nebraska bars religious instruction in the schools, no matter in what disguise it may seek adrnUpion. This Is not a question whether the "Billy" Sunday preaching Is doing good or harm, nor whether Is Is denominational or multl-denomlna-tlonat, nor whether It pleases one Class of par ents and offends another clasg of parents, and it Is not a question as to what has been done, or tray be done In other cities at least, not wholly any one of these things but of the plain and palpable fart that to keep the public schools from being unod to propagate any religions de nomination or any system of religious teaching, tbe constitution closes the door altogether. Knowing how strong the prensure has been upon the School board members in this matter from xealous, though we believe mistaken, evangelical association enthusiasts, their flnsl determination to adhere strictly to the letter and spirit of the hw shows devotion to a real conviction which cannot be compromised and must strengthen the board as a while In the public esteem. Fire PreTention Day. Governor Morehead has added another to his already announced day for the special preaching of the gospel of fire prevention, and thus Ne braskans are officially called upon to celebrate this survival of common sense on two separate occasions. Every day should be devoted to the purpose of preventing possible loss by fire. Fire prevention consists In keeping premises clear of accumulations of rubbish in which a conflagra tion might generate; of taking care of all recep tacles for fire or ashes, and the exercise of gen eral watchfulness that means safety. Just now, when fires for warming homes and buildings are being rekindled. It contemplates examination of flues and chimneys, to see that they are In safe condition. There Is nothing complicated In the plan of fire prevention. It is Just as easy to be careful as It is to be careless, the only require ment in most rases being mertdy change la habits. Nebraskan's should observe fire preven tion day continually, for by so doing they will save much unnecessary loss to the state. The Old-Faihioned Doctor. An old-fashioned doctor has Just been laid at pest in Omaha, his casket followed to the grave by the sorrowing hearts of a multitude of people, eld and young, to whose physical and mental ail ments he had ministered during a long and use ful llfe4 It is no disparagement to the new man of science, who prescribes for or operates upon buffering humanity, to say he will never build lor himself temples In the hearts of grateful patients such as were occupied by his forebears under tbe sign of Aesculapius. Tbe Hlppocratio oath is still as sonorous of sound and as binding In sentiment aa ever, but the intimacy between doctor and patient is no longer possible under modern conditions. The old-fashioned doctor was more than friend and more than confessor: he was the rod and tbe staff to support and comfort the afflicted in their bodily torments and weaknesses. His word was law, as his sympathy was sure, and hit devotion was equalled only by that of the mother In Its self-effacement. No night too dark 00 stormy, no road too long or broken, for him to travel abroad, responding to the faintest call for aid as to the trumpet, sounding forth his duty, lie prospered indifferently, for he seldom kept books; he was not ft business man, but an evangel of the healing science, bis mission to mitigate human woe, to soften human life, and to lengthen man's days la the land. His patience vas inexhaustible, his courage dauntless, his faith In humanity unshakable, and his work the most, blessed ever done by man. The new doctor has the skill, the learning, the courage and the patience of his predecessor, tut his very science sets him apart, and be he Lever so devoted to his profession, honorable above all the rest, he may never hope to win the place held by the old-fashioned doctor In the heart of the people. ' ; Actual bombardment of its skyscrapers could give Manhattan no greater shock than the as sessment roll just completed by the tax depart ment of Greater New York. The books ahow an increase of $3.30,000,000 to the ersonal prop erty, $143,000,000 in real estate values, and 8,000 bew names of taxpayers to be. The tax rete is yet to be determined, but the lift In valua tions insures for next summer a scream surpass ing Omaha's war tax melody. The people of Chins are to be consulted through a called cltliena' convention as to their preference for ft republican or a monarchial form of government. The decision may change the title, not the bearer. President Yuan bss the Job riveted at both ends and the middle, and the convention wlll( reglater his will aa readily s Tammany Hall responds to the baton of the boss. Brother Sunday emphasizes the power of the press for good and evil. No one knows It better than the newspaper man and "Billy' is wise enough to know that he talks to more men and women through the newspapers thaa he does at the tabernacle. Riley and the Kids Zdmaad K. Wtal la OetUera, Tomsrraw, October T, ta tbe birthday ef femae WMttnt milay, tha ehtHrea'a peat, aea it will b widely centra ad. An' tha Rasfedy Maa, ha know moat rimes An' ta.la 'em, ef I be food, eometlmee; Knewa 'brut Olunta. an" Orlffuna, an' Elve. An tha Bquldf Icum-Squeee 'at awallora theranlves! Ah' wlta by the pump In our pasture lot, He showed me the hole 'at the vVunk la a"t. 'At Uvea 'way deep In the sround, an' can Turn Into me, or 'Liiabuth Ann! Er Ma cr Pa er the Raaaedy Manl Ain't he a funny old Raggedy Man? Raggedy! Raggedy! Raggedy Man! JAME4 WHITCOMB RILrTY. A little child wrote to Jamea Whltcomb Riley not long ago and said: "I'll tell you what, Mr. Riley, I waa glad to learn that' yoH waa living, ber-auie 1 thought all poeta waa dead." Curdy the chief deJUht of being a child's poet Ilea In reading theae lettera from tha tittle admirers. Mr. R;iey gyte them by tha hundred, eepeelally on birth days and holidays. On one Chrtfttmaa, when ha was known to be vary III, tha children sent him &.0J0 mel anges which tha letter carrier cam dragging In a government malt bag as hi aa Banty's pack. You can Imagine the neat pentnanahlp of soma of theae letters and the wahhllneaa of other. One waa made of thoee a-b-c's or anagrams of the "IB" grade, paated on a public achool tablet, and another waa a sheet stamped with many rained data a letter In braille from ft school for tha blind. Of the poami moat frequently mentioned) "tittle Orphant Annie," "Out to Cld Aunt Mary's." "The Rear Ktory." and "The Happy Little Cripple" the one that Inaplrea the hnpplcat comment of all la 'The Raggedy Man." This la the tittle boy's rime beginning: O the Ragtedr Man! He works fer Pa: An' he'a the goodeit man ever you sawl He cornea to our houee every day. An' waters tha horaea, an' feeds 'em bay; An' he opena the shed an we all 1st laugh When he drives out our little old wobble-ly oalf; An' nen ef our hired girl anya he can He milks th eeow for 'Liaabuth Ann. Ain't he a' awfut good Raggedy Man? Raggedy! Raggedy! Raggedy Man! Here are aeveral of the letters allowing apprecia tion of thla Doem: Iear Mr. Poet I have thought ever since I was a llttln tot that I would write to you. but never had a chance until now. I am eleven yeara old and almoat a man. I like the poem you wrote about tha Ragged Man necauan at the last it said about tha Raggedy. Raggedy, Raggedy Man. I have alwaya wondereJ what was the "guldglcum-tiquee that swallars then selves." I live on farm and every day t have to help feed the cattle. Home day I hope to have a whole) set of your books. I have a dog and his name la Dick. We had a big collie by the name of Duke, but ha died. I got a fountain pen for ChrlsUnaa and' thought that I would use It on you. This Is about all I have to write new, and X wish you happy New Year. Write me ft long letter Bar ing about the "gquldglaum-Bquees." From CHARLIE) , Dear Mr. Riley I never heard so many beautiful poema as you wrote I have fourteen book a of your poems and the one T like beat la the poem about "Tha Raggedy Man." The reaaon 1 like It is becauae he Is so kind, ha gets apples for the little boy, and mllka the cow for 'Litantith Ann. I will alt down now and read some ef ytror poems. Affectionately youra, ANNA MAY Dear Pont I have never aaw you, and yon have never saw ma. but I do wtah I will aee you some time. My birthday la October the Sth. We are almoat twins, ain't waT I have two brothers. One of their names are Felix. He Is yeara old. The other one's name Is William. He is t years old. He la the badest of all. We have old nanny goat. She la oat ta the country. ( We boys have some of the cutest little bantams.' I have heard vary many of your poems. We are learning "Little Orphant Annie" and "The Raggedy Man" at school. Every one of your poems I hear 1 like to learn. I hope you get this letter on your birthday. I gueas t wilt have to cloae. Your friend, HARRY , P. B. The teacher aated Felix are they Raggety Mens now. He said no, I said yea. heaps of them. Ts theyT The beat thing about Mr. Riley's poetry Is that It ts all true more or less; aqd so there must have been a real Raggedy Man. But Mr. Riley says the real Raggedy Man was not one man at all. but the whola flock of men-of-all-work who were engaged about the Riley home from time to time. Once In dreaming about hla boyhood and thoee who madn It ao happjr, Mr. Riley got to thinking of theea hired men, and how he uted to love to watch them and hear their yarns; and then be reallied that theaa simple fe' Iowa had much In common, all the way from great seeming lmpcrtanoe to genuine love of, children. Ano so he fuaed them all into one character, the kindly hired man of ft country town, to whom tne little boy speaka his eulogy. Piich was the real Raggedy Man. Hla forbears, so to say, who worked at tha Riley home, theae "hired handa," were "lat se good," they "split the klndltn' and chopped the wood." spaded the gardan. mowel the lawn, fed the horaea. and. If charmed by the hired girl, even milked tha cow for, her In token ef affee tlon. In those days IS a month and "keep" waa big reoompenee such a man received. 60 It la almoat uu neceaaary 'to say that he wore no "fine clothes," but patched and ragged garments, and was a tri rsgsady man. The children liked him, first of ail, becauae he waa different from ether people, and then for the very patches on his clothe, which made them feel sorry for htm. "Yet he was not so ragged," eya Mr. Riley, "aa many people think nowadays He was not a tramp, but a young fellow from ft neigh boring farm, and an 'ellgtb'e' man in the community. ' Mr. Riley remembers he was one a cnnd himself gnd la part lor Vn r to answer tha queatlona asked, "What la a Ragtedy MnT" received a reply like thlai "I am rlad you said you Ilka the Rgedy Mae beat becauae I like him beat, too. And I Ilka him eu much that I want you to know juat what kind of s fellow he was. First of alt, he wasn't one of thoea atllv men who are alwaya trying to make yen laugh by doing frol'ah thlnrs and grinning. They make me feel af illy un"omfurable too. and 00a feela quite sorry for them, since they eeera so waak-mlnd-d. The Rargedy Man dMn't laugh ao Very much. He )ual sort of smiled eerlu!y at you, and when ynu loae yor knife through a crack In the floor, or droppej a doll down the h-y chute Into tha horaea feed, or r.t your bean beg a'uck In a tree, he gut It for yt,u. Then he plaved with y-u plired horee oh. ao much better than we knew how to ply tt. He would make ua real little rrMI-e out of string and Vn'ttmee w'iul4 lt. vs NH h'm up and Mv him. pranulns ahylng, ard luring wt'h his head 'war high In tha ale. And my. oh! when he "ran awty" It wod jua take all the breath out ef you holding tight and rlmn'y flvlng over the mad. unt'l I'd a'moat have ta let gi aeverl tlmea before I atopned Mm! And th w"crn ha wsull tn w l-nre end fairy and a-'owa, and oomr bow gcod! Then the storte he would tell ua the fVnnleet thing and tha at'angeat but the atranreat fa-t ebout the was that he had sees evervth'ng he told us hlmaelt, and knew all abou it flrat-hand!" Twicp Told Tales knit ft Me. One evening the young minister, who had seemej rather attracted by "Big Biater Oraoa." was dining with the family. "Utile S'ater" waa talking rapldlf when tha visitor waa about to ark the bleaaing. Turn ing to tha child ha said In a tone ef mild reproof; "l aura, I am going to aak graoe." 'Well. It's about time." answered "Little Slater,- In aa equally reproving tone. "We've baea expeot'Aa It fer a year, aad she baa, too. Philadelphia Ledger. Almoat Ready ta Re Peraaeded. SOUTH OMAHA, Oct. I. To tha Editor of The Bee: Before I ever aaw or heard William Sunday I wrote a let ter to the newspaper that I believed him to be a hypocrite. Now that I have heard him talk for two weeka I believe I have done him an Injustice, and while I am not fully convinced, I think he teila the truth. I want to go on record as having made a etatement I am truly sorry for. W ehould not make auch statements about our fellowmen, even If it be true, for I am one of thoea peo ple who Relieve In everyone attending strictly to hla own buaineaa, and not to condemn a neighbor or other people, as I also live In a glass house and ahould not throw atone. I do not believe there la a greater wrong than a "goaatpar." I will, however, not admit I am a "goa slper," for, as I undereuind tha word, a gossip does not speak out In public, but talka around In th Oark. and this is foreign to my charanertatlca, J. Q. BLEEPING. Any Color Line la Heaveaif OMAHA, Oct 8.-T0 the Editor of Th Bee: It has been widely circulated that the Rev. "Bl ly" Bunday has drawn th color Una, Can It be true that there are two Gods and two heavens? Does not sis feet of earth make ua all of on sIzeT If th negroea are not human, then bar them from the churchea; If they are human, then the Kev. Billy" Sunday should brighten hla light. W. SCOTT. Plaai Ward for the Traveling: Maw. FREMONT. Neb.. Oct l.-To tha Edi tor of The Bee: Ella Wheeler Wilcox pay the commercial traveler a high tribute by telling of numeroua Instances In her travels of being aaaiated by them and In no oaae did one of them ever at tempt any familiarity tha assistance they offered waa Inspired by purely char itable and Christ an motive. Now cornea on V. A. Rradshaw, who claims to live In North Platte, claiming that 90 per cent of all commercial travelers are N. 3. There are traveling men who sell whla key, who sell Bibles, who sell good thlnga and bad thing. Not all traveling men are good or are they all bad. No claaa of men will be condemned aa a whole by any intelligent man. I can show you travelers who will come to a man tn time of trouble and say, "Cheer up, old boy, the worst Is yet to come; here's a ten, pay your hotel bill and hit the trail with me for awhile. I'll help you stir up som business.". And terrible its it may seem, some of these fellow will actually tpa so wicked aa to play cards and a pack of card will never keep a man out of heaven and th fact that Mr. Brad shaw doesn't carry one, won't get him In. Aa a matter of fact I don't beliov Bradshaw could hold a poaltlon on th road if bo was selling 120 gold pieces for cents. ' CLARENCE RECKUEYER. Not by Editor: We have received many more similar lettera in answer to th Bradshaw communication besides those w have printed, but becauae of our limited space, will not have room for them. Wkr Loaa of Charek Kfflelemey. DAVID CITY. Neb.. Oct. l-To the Editor of Th Bee: There has been so much said and written apropos of "Billy" Sunday, a little more will perhaps do no harm. I am a member of an orthodox nhumk and may not agree with all he says and does, but I do believe In tha wrath t God and as sure aa there la a Juat Ood in neaven. same people will be called upon to give an account for the ancea they have made against their fel- lowmu. Tboae remarks mav not hurt Mr fin. day, but they do hurt the man or woman wno utiera tnem. And when uttered by so-called Christiana, they hurt the cause. Th church baa lost much nt it. .. fecttvenea due. In a measure, to church memoer lacking a apirit of unity In re gard to th essentials of Christianity. uoa win judge Mr. Sunday aa well as those who have uttered aaalnat him . will judge those who utter statements through envy and malice, to defame the reputation of their fellowmen. A SUBSCRIBER. Overdolaa the Prohibition Job. OMAHA. Oct 8,-To the Editor the The Reel I am Juat In receipt of the follow ing letter from' on of my patients: I enoloae pamphlet, which will con vince you that the Insidious prohibit. on propaganda begins with th birth of pres ent and future meinoera of tha human family. Three days after It .had been announced that a' new baby arrived at our house we received th enclosed pamphlet. Th pamphlet starta with th sentence: "The effect of alcohol upon infant mor tality Is appalling," and ends with "To be bought of Mrs, Allen, superintendent, etc.. National Women's Christian Tem perance union, Elmhurst. Long Island: Price n cents per hundred postpaid." Between those two sentences It con tain four pagee of a moat terrtbl ar raignment of aloohol. Scarcely a disease of th many that mortal kin la heir to. Including cancer, epilepsy, insanity, ty phoid and pneumonia, etc., etc, la omitted aa being du almoat exclusively to alco hol. If th extravagant statements made by the author were true, and considering the extensive consumption of liquors, wlnea and beers almoat everywhere, th earth would have been nearly depopu lated ere this. In trying to prov hla ease, th author turn the usual trick of attributing the results of excessive drinking to the mod erate uo of even mild beer or wine He take statistics, for Inatance, of female prisoners In tha alcohollo wards In certain English hospitals and attempts to baa thereon hla conclusions. By auch evidence he endeavors to prov that the birth rate la France, Russia, England and America (where he claims 'alcohol drinking baa been on the increase") has been steadily diminishing, and thaf ao many mothers are unable to nurse their children because of even the moderate uae of such beveragea. Ha la. however, quit careful to om.t from hla referenoe Germany. Bohemia or Italy, for Inatance. where th birth rate has decreased the least, wher probably twtc aa many mothers are ab.e t nurse their children thaa tn this count id where people live longer than i ere. Yet In theaa oountrlea wine and veer "is part of tbe regular dally bill of far with rich and poor alike, aad at th sum time there Is no drunkenness. Nursing mother are Instructed to take malt extract to give additional and easily digested nourish ment That the male of the laat earned countries have fairly robust constitutions haa bew demonstrated, I think, during th laat fourteen months. Every Intelli gent person kaowa why tha rate ta Pianc and America has been reduced. Soe "Tbe Diminishing Family," by J. sic Keen, pro feasor of psychology at Columbia unlvaralty, reproduced la you recent Issue from "The Independent" Physicians differ aa wUle.y oa tue ub Jact of alcoholic stimulants as preachers do on theology, and you can find as mint of the highest authorities on one side as on the other. Therefore, to choose de signedly th opinion of some certain doc tor whoa prejudices are apparent for such a purpose la deciuedly misleading. Th pamphlet, however goes turtner and draw a glaring plctur of how th evil effects of alcohol are Inherited to thf third and fourth generations, until the poor woman who reads such "stuff ' muat commence to wonder If not perhaps her grandfather or her great-great grand mother had been a tippler, arousing fears that her dar.lng baby may have Inherited auch baneful habile. Tba effecta of auch Insidious suggestion cannot help but be harmful to the young mother, and the aendlng of such literature by fatuous busy-bodies Is decidedly reprehensible. It Is an unwarranted Invasion of the home aa well as meddling with the phya.clan'a business, which cannot be too severely condemned. P. A. SEDLACEK, M. D. COMICAL COKTXTTI. Llttl Roy waa visiting, and on being shown a photograph of hla homes ho was aaxe! ir ne wouidn t Ua to have one. Tea. answered lion "mr mother ' doeao t care how much Junk I take ' m home." Boston Transcript. ' K "Rragga. who has juat returned frwns the war wher ha enlisted ui ka da- ' Here and There An old mule which had served faith fully for twenty years In the coal mines at Glen Campbell, Pa., rebelled when brought to the surface recently and re fused to return to the mine. The re bellion waa successful, and th mule has ; been retired on a pension. Frank Tlly, a farmer in Buhl, Minn., I imitated an owl which he heard hooting tn the nearby wood. Ha went Into the houae and a few minute later heard a crash and an agonized mew of his prlxe ' cat on th porch. Tlly ran to th ver anda In tlm to sea th owl fluttering away with th cat' firmly clutched in It claw. There are still three survivors of tne original Mormon band to find gts way Into the valley of the Great Salt lake in Ut7. One la Lorenao Sobleskt Young, who belonged to the third "ten" of the orig inal company, to which Brlgham Young also belonged. Hla first home was a wagon box lifted from its truck and sup ported by posts. spine the enemy. "Ye, from all accounts bl contempt waa ao great that he Invariably turned hi back on the enemy whenever they met" Baltimore American. "Hey, hey, you young rascal, where are you going with that sianT" said tha merchant coining out at a boy who Waa um aown a aign. noy wanted. " "You wnn'l hm I mj.pa ' I A Ka . n,,y ,11.-1 r. 111" boy. "I'm going to take the Job." And ne gut tu guana, "I your husband an optimist t" asked the Inquisitive woman. "Of course, he la," repl'ed young Mrs. Torklns. 'And he haa the courage of his convictions. 1 d hate to know how much Charley'a optimism haa coat him at the race track." Washington Star. Jinks How did you get that paint on your trousers f Bplnks I didn't. I got the trousers on the paint when 1 sat down Judge. THE GRANDSTAND MANAGER. Ed. A. Goewey, In Leslie's. Yea, I'm the fellow who knows It all About the glorious sport base ball, I ait In tha stands moat every da)', And you can gamble I have my say. I've followed the sport slace put a !a1. And I know each play, both good aod bad: The rules to me are ABC, All "inside stuff" I ran plainly see. Fch player I know by his firm name. The date when he started In tha game, I know all records from A to K. I'm a haae ball owl, aa you'll agree. 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