0 le Bees zitie Pa THE It EE: OMAHA, TIT.SIUY. OCTOr.KK 5. 1'M.k .Hi mae Maa ge o The Trail Ry JANE MXKAN. Curving along half hid with underbrush And drooping trees and all tho whispering rush Of fallen leaves that crackle lonesomely The trail leads on, up and away, and he Who takes It must hare dpne with all the care -Of wayward storm-tossed life, for only bare Gaunt trees are friendly here; It Is the place The sods hare set apart, and that no trace Of worldllness may mar It, all the Fall The dry brown leaves drop slowly In a pall. The trail hugs close against a forest pool. Where slippery moss slides velvet close and cool,, Up to the water's edge, 'and should perchance A stone slip out and make the waters dance, A partridge covey startled, whirls away Into the air, no sun-thrilled light of day Can enter here; only the dusky vale Of sleep-drenched silence; but there is the trail That winds away, perchance you wonder where; No man who takes It ever seems to care. Cowardice in Petticoats 7 Many feminine Priviltgmt of Which Wommn Unwotthly Teh Advmntaf, By DOROTHY D1X. We hear a great deal about the privil ege of women, which the entl-euffraglsts mournfully Inform us. will be forfeited when women get the ballot So far aa I have been able to ascertain, these pedal privileges of women Include noth ing except the right to be pretty nearly everything that la most despicable In a human being. There are those who consider that because a woman la a woman she has the privilege of being a liar and a cheat, a grafter and a loafer and a parasite, and still to m al n tain her position In de cent society. There are even women who hold to thla theory and who capitalise thla low view of their sex. They trade on being women, and are thus Immune, to a certain degree, from the punishment that a man would receive If he acted as they do. They do not fight In ' the open. They carry on a roc ret guerrilla warfare, hiding from attack be hind their skirts. , , -Theirs Is the cowardice' of peltlcoats, than which there Is nothing more con temptible In the world, because It takes advantage of what is noblest and most generous In man. Consider, tf you please, what we call woman's privilege of changing her mind. Does that, In plain terms, moan unythlng more or less than an utter lack of truth, and honor, and reliability? The proud est boast of a ma'n Is that his word Is as good as his bond; and among gentlemen, a gentleman's agreement Is hi id far more morally binding than any signed contract. But how many women do yi.u know whose word - Is worth a bent pin? A ' woman will give you her solemn i prom ise to do thus and so, and the next min ute she will utterly repudiate It. If you make a contract with a woman, you want ' It Iron bound and copper rlvetted. and then, like as not. If aometh'ng better of fers, she will regard it merely as a scrap of paper, and consider you a cruel brute if you expect her to llve up to her agree ment. "Oh, Tve got a rtsrht to change my mind. That's a woman's privilege," the woman will plead. In self extenuation. But ahe knows better. Ehe knows she Is doing a dishonorable thing. She's tak ing advantage of her sex to be a welcher. It la this same cowardice In petticoats thitt keeps women from playing the game of life squarely. , Stand In line to buy tickets at any theater window, or at a railroad wicket when there is a rush, and there will In rar'ably be two or three women, gener ally finely dressed. Important looking women, who will walk deliberately to the head of the line and Push their way In and get watted upon before anybody else. They are perfectly well aware that they are trespassing on the rights of other people and taking an unfair advant age of everyone else,. but they are also aware that they can get away with It by virtue of their sex and their good Clothed, and they do It After women have gone out Into the world and wrestled with It for their own living, they learn to be human beings as well as women, and then they beg n to show some consideration for other people, But for colossal, adamantine selfishness. and plggtshnesa, the average well-to-do society woman Is Kxhlblt Al It's the cowardice of petticoats that makes so many women take advantage of their sex to cheat their employers. In nis soul, every man who has the lest spark of chivalry In his nature Is sorry for the women who have to earn their own living. He doesn't want to be hard on his women employes, and they take advantage of this to be a little late la coming to work of a morning, to lay off for trivial ailments, and to give him Just as poor work as he will put ud with. Not long ago a young girl who was dismissed from an office because of her Incompetency made this naive comment on the situation: "Why didn't Mr. Blank tell me I would have to do my work better? I can do as good work aa anybody when I try, but moujni ne a stana ror the way I was doing." Plenty of women take this same view of the situation. But the worst illustration of the cowardice of petticoats is exhibited In the family circle, where the wife, knowing that her husband cannot beat her. no matter how much he would like to, or how much she deserves It, uses the knowledge that his hands are tied to tyrannise ever him and make a alave of him. We all know women who keep their husbands poor and .worked to death by j their extravagance with which their hue- uanu is una me 10 cope because every time he suggests economy the wife goes Into hysterics, and to stop her flood of tears and reproaches he lets ber buy whatever she wants. We know other women who keep their husbands terrorized by their tempers, be cause no man can say to a woman the things she feels privileged to say to him. We know other men who never have a decent meal at home, because their wives are lasy, but while the world con dones a woman who gets a divorce from the husband who doesn't support her, bad housekeeping doesn't Justify a man In the eyes of the law for leaving his wife, ' although It should. All these women are shining examples of the cowardice of petticoats. They play up the privilege of being a woman, and If, indeed, suffrage takes this privilege away from them and forces upon them a sense of responsibility It will Justify votes for women, even if It brings no other reform. ' v I Know a Girl There! "it? No. 1 DENVER 75 By NELL BRINKLEY Copyright, 1?;6, Intern'l News Service. trtwrie Bitting; across the luncbtable from me a college boy asked me If I had thought of how versed the chap of. 19 or 20 was In geogra phy. "Do you know did you ever think how the map of the United States looks to him? Why, over its, yellow and red and green and blue expanse out of the states lifts girls' faces. And by that he knows his towns. "All his little-boy geography has gone the way of the great wise things he knew'once upon a tinvc where the pee-wee built its nest, and how many baby owls there were in the 'hush-wings' tree, and the glorious black and white facts In the history of his country all to the limbo of the big wisdoms! Now; ho meats a chap and shakes his hand, and says. '6b, are you from Um-hum? O, I know a girl there!' That's bis geography. "He knows no more what Is the capital of the big yellow west ern state where the cactus lifts toward the burning blue sky. Until he remembers that he knows a girl there. He never remembered that big fine town with the elan sun-washed streets, or the dirty ona that he le-ved in spite of lis grey hue; was In that state but he knows a girl there! Each town he knows Is a girl's face, lifting into his memory, smiling, or wistful, dusky or blonde, Jolly or sober, sun-touched or hothouse. lie knows a girl there!" Denver-town. A girl with amber hair, a magnet for the sun; Hps as red as the Indlan-Palnt-Brush flower; the skin that keeps Its whiteness save for a tiny dust of childish freckles; the girl with the eyes so often colored with the changeful hue of the great blue wall of mountains that fill the horiron west of her, the mountains that are sometimes blue, and sometimes rain-gray sometimes Iliac and sometimes almost gold; the girl with the swing to her steps and the lift of chin that comes with looking over open country ;'the girl with a mind and a heart and face alert and spritely. The eirl who matches the land of lovely lands; the land of frail coloring and mounting hills and a sky as blue aa blue! , Forgive me for putting the girl of my home town first! NELL BRINKLEY. Human Rivets of Universe m, I.J- v ' - ; ' vvjl'?" By K1XA WHEELER WILCOX. (Copyright 19tf. 8tar Company.) ''Fnf what ntirtiAan m.- 1 ( life, and why do we leave It?" Is the somewhat curious query propounded by n nnniytirai reener. My own personal conclusions on this subject supported by somewhat s e r I o us studies In the same direction, under wise Instructors, lead me to the belief that we come Into this world at the call of the Great U n I v e r s al Tower back of all things, to complete c-ine ves Important parts of the Uni verse of Clod. In a mlahty ma chine there are In niimrthl little bolts and rivets, and seemingly Insignifi cant pieces, but Bll are needed to make the whole perfect thing. Precisely so. each Individual Is needed to make this wonderful piece of mechan ism the universe. Put aa the universe la greater than a machine, so a man Is greater than a nlera of wood or Iron. He Is the ex- p re salon of the power that created him. and his purpose In life la to retiect ma Maker Wa ram Into each Incarnation to per fect ourselves and to reveal more and more of the divine until we are completed -and "one with God." We come here to better the world for those who fol low ua Wi leave this world to go on In other realms and learn other lessons. This world Is but one of the "many mansions of the Creator. Thar are realms upon realms and sones around sones and worlds beyond number In the millions of miles of space beyond the earth, it will require mlTona and billions of years for the soul of man to see and hear and know the wonders of the universe. But to each soul, earnest enough ana r.tthfiil enourh and loving enough to desire these experiences, they will come. Borrow, pain, trouble, well borne, and toll and hardship, endured, with faith and cheerfulness, are all steps towara the higher sxpertencee awaiting us when we leave this body. Idleness, selfishness, pleasure enjoyed at the expense of others, mean tha dwarf ing of the soul and the retarding of Its progress. There are knowledge, glory and happiness watting ror those who climb through this world on the stairs of love and unselfish toll. It does not matter what you believe, or what your creed, or your mode of worehtp--lf you love and believe In the Fower back of the universe and love your fcllewmen and work for the good of all, you are fulfilling the "purpose" of this life. No matter If you are a Croesus and an emperor of power, If you are not doing these things you are violating the law of life, and must pay the penalty. If you are an errand boy or a servant girl, and you are living up to the high est Ideal of duty and love, then you are greater than the king or queen who Uvea In Indolence and selfishness. We come Into this world to better It and to perfect ourselves to such degree as we may in this one short Incarnation. We go out of thla world to use the lessons we have learned In It for a wider knowledge beyond, and to advance or to begin over, as we have chosen while here Do You Know That Teas found In mummy casea have been planted reoently and found to grow. Twenty-three operations are necessary In the washing and Ironing of a collar. If a man falls Into the water and splsshes, a shark will wait until hs fin ishes splashing before trying to tat him. When a Chinaman desires to marry, his parenta intimate that fact to . the professional "matchmaker," who there upon runs through the list of her visiting scquelntanccs, and selects one whom she oonsiders a fitting bride for the young man. i Even Cross, Sick Children Love Syrup of Figs Look at tongue! If feverish, bilious, constipated, take no chances. California Syrup of Figs" can't harm tender stom ach, liver, bowels. Don't scold your fretful, peevish child. 3ee if tongue Is coated; thto la a sure sign tts little stomach, liver and bowels are clogged with sour waste, wimn listless, rale, feverish, full of cold, breath bad. throat sore, doesn't eat. sleep or act naturally, has stomachache. Indigestion, diarrhoea, give a teaspoonful of "California Syrup of Figs." and In a few hours all the foul waste, the sour bile and fermenting food passes out of the bowela and you have a well and play ful child again. Children love this harm lass "fruit laxative," end mothers cari est easy after giving it, because It never fails to make their little "Inaldes" clean and aweet. Keep It handy. Mother! A little given today saves a alrk child tomorrow, but get the genuine. Ask your druggist for a 10-cent bottle of "California Syrup of Figs." which has directions for babta. children of all ages and for grown-ups plainly on the bottle. Remember there are counterfeits sold here, so surely look and see that yours is made by the "Cali fornia Fig Byrup Company." Hand back with contempt any other fig syrup. Ad-Vanlsement. Why We Quarreled The Man's Side No. 1 The Husband with the Unmethodical Wife Tells His Story. By VIRGINIA TERHUNITE VAN UE WATER. My wife and I quarrelled over her lack of system and of business-like habits. Being a man, and a business man, I must be exact and prompt. My wife has never learned that the world will not wait her convenience, nor that figures and 'facts cannot be moulded to suit her whims. I rSve nor dearly. She is a lovely and lovable creature dainty, pretty, affec tionate. Yet she cannot understand how much her faulia annoy me. She was not on time on the day of our marriage. 1 reached the church with my beat man five minutes before the hour set for the ceremony. Twenty mln utea later my bride and her attendants arrived. "What detained your' I asked hur riedly. "Uh, nothing In particular," she mur mured. "There was no need of being exactly on time. A prompt wedding la unlucky," aht added with her sweet smile. Of course, 1 smiled back. Later the maid of honor told me that she and the other girts hud had "fits of ncrvousueaa" over Margaret's tardiness. "Out sledge wasn't disturbed, not a bit." she said. "It la wonderful to have such a disposition. Sue won't worry ever lit tle thing" Perhaps such a disposition is wonder ful for IU possessor, but It Is maddening for a husband. Even on our wedding trip I lost my temper with my wife as she loitered over ber dressing fur some din ner to which we had been Invited. "Toe make too much of trlflea" she would chide when I glanced at my watch and told her to hurry a little. "But," I would sometimes remand her. "our hostess' dinner hour Is 7:90. It Is now 7:26, and we have at leatt IS min utes' drive ahead of ua. 'But dinner d ean't start on schedule time like a train," she would say Jest Ingly. "Perhaps the cook. will bo glad of a few minutes' grace." Of course she has the same happy fa culty of overlooking other people's un punctuallty. I have never aeen her an noyed because one of her guests has been late. "Everybody Is late sometime," ahe will remark by way of excuse. "Everybody should not be!" I always retort. But she only shrugs her shoul ders good-naturedly, and lets my remark pass unheeded. As to money matters, sho Is simply In corrigible. I do not mean that she Is ex travagant; she Is only Inconsequent. It I tell her that she must not pay more than a certain price for a thing, she will not pay more than that. Instead, she U often dispense entirely wltu the thing and wl'l take the money set asldo for It and purchase with it several other objects ahe happens to take a fancy to. "How can I be businesslike and sys tematic about money?" she argued onoe when I reproved her. "I have never had a bank account of my own." "You shall hve one," I promised her. Here now was the chance to teach her the value of money. "I will put a sum in the bank to your account, and you can pay for everything by check. Would you like that? "I would love.it!" she replied, de lighted. "Let's start In soon, shall we?" Throe days later l brought home her check books, snd showed her how to use them. "What a nuisance," she ehserved, "to make a memorandum on each stub of every cent spent. Anybody with any brains ought to be able to remember Just about what she psld to certain people." I explained that to know "Just about" what one paid would not do, and that she must keep track of every cent ahe drew. "It la the simplest thing In the world." 1 1 Uld her. "If you will only be exact ;nbout your clucks and stubs." A month later she came to me In dls : tress, hn her hand wss a letter from the bank, notifying her that she had over J drawn her account. I "I isn't v.a how It happened." she com : plained. "I'm sure I haven't begun to use up-all. the money you put there. 'And I've put down on the stubs every check I mada out. ( I HktU I j be allowed to see- her check bock. h had entered, tha amount of every check drawn, but had failed In mod Instances to add up the amounts f tho chyrks and to deduct them from the balance brouuht forward. The result can well I Imagined.' ' I stra ghtened the matter out for her, deposited in the bank a sum to make up the deficit, and we started out afresh. the still has a bank account, but I am the only one who must, keep It correct, nnd must see regularly that her check books agree with her bank book. "Such nonsense!" she exclaims fret fully wheu I tell her that she should watch me do thla. "It bores nie to distraction, and I am tired of It I wish you would let me give up this bank mess and you Just hand me out the money that I need, aa I need it. " 1 "le for meu you, not for women like me." I eras u , muonce the las, time she made this protest, and I sroke sharply, "fclnce It does not bore you to spend the money 1 earn you might at least train yourself to keep track of what you spend." I declared. 1 She cried, of course, and I felt like a heartless brute. Such scenes have become frequent be tween ua The worst of It Is that they do no good, rinall we always quarrel, I wonder, over such sordid matters? Will my wife. who has the heart of a woman, always have the Inconsequence of a child?. In-Shoots "AT THE END A PERFECT DAY OF EAT Many men find It difficult to live up to the reputation acquired by making one chance hit. In the case of some persona memory seems to be the cheapest kind of a Junk shop. An affinity with the letter-wifllng habit la more dangerous tbaa a can of nltro-glyceiiue. Mad in t plant quits as spick-and-span as your -Cer? own lutcHen. There's evelcorruj awaiting you ! Why not visit us and set) for yourself?